
It may be hard to believe at first, but my site is not the worse site in existence. No, mine is the second worse. But Mr. Neill's site is worse than mine. It is so bad that its not even a funny bad. It is more of a sad bad. A bad that makes you wonder why he wasted 3 and a half minutes of his life doing something like this. This site makes my site look good. But enough of that. The list!
42. It has a link to the IGN Message Boards.
41. The background is blue.
40. It wont be completed ever.
39. What you see now is what you will ever get out of this site.
38. It has no real name.
37. Whatever name it has sucks.
36. Its hosted by Netfirms.
35. There are no fruit references.
34. There are no Rayjay references.
33. There seem to no references at all here except for Zelda.
32. The Zelda pictures are small.
31. The Zelda pictures are blurry.
30. All the pictures are small and blurry.
29. The pictures are not worth looking at.
28. There is an advertisment banner at the top.
27. It has yellow text.
26. Everyone knows it should have maroon text.
25. There is a scary dog.
24. I don't have a dog.
23. The dog could eat Zelda.
22. Putting stars on your page does not make it good.
21. The stars are from IGN.
20. The background for the second page is grey.
19. OniLink23 icons move left and right.
18. The dog could eat these icons.
17. Netfirms is boring.
16. This site is boring.
15. The small ³ on OniLink23 looks like Pac Man.
14. So is he OniLink2PacMan?
13. Or OniLink²PacMan?
12. The site does not offer fabulous vacations or prizes.
11. It is run by a guy named Neill.
10. The background should be flashing miltiple colors.
9. There is no background music.
8. The background music should be random loud noises.
7. It smells somehow.
6. The ads are more interesting than the site.
5. There are no flaming balls of jello.
4. It offers no 80 GB sound files of people yelling.
3. It makes your computer explode.
2. It kills you.
1. Its a Canadian website.