
These are bad jokes. So bad, you may want to turn around now. You have been warned.
If life were a video game you'd have 0 IQ points.
Mizar: We had a snake stolen at the pet store today.
Gecko Mayhem: Pet store?
Mizar: Yeah man
Gecko Mayhem says: You go in there much
Mizar: Where I work
Mizar: Uhh yeah
Mizar: I work there
Gecko Mayhem says: You never said that
Mizar: lol
Gecko Mayhem says: so
Mizar: yes I did
Gecko Mayhem says: NO
Mizar: Well we got it stolen, a $99 snake.
Gecko Mayhem says: I've never even seen a snake!
Mizar: Thats like a million dollars in new zealand
Gecko Mayhem says: hehe
Gecko Mayhem says: yeah
Gecko Mayhem says: 2 million
Mizar: And we ended up getting it back at the end of the day
Gecko Mayhem says: oh cool
Mizar: Some guy in Elsinore(a different city and pet shop) called us.
Mizar: He knows the owner
Gecko Mayhem says: I thought it wiggled back
Mizar: lol
Mizar: The kid tryed to sell him the snake
Mizar: The moron
Mizar: He looked to young to be selling a snake
Mizar: So thats why he called us
Mizar: Plus
Gecko Mayhem says: ...
Gecko Mayhem says: Plus what
Mizar: We are the only people selling those kidns of snakes
Gecko Mayhem says: There was a ladder stolen?
Mizar: ?
Mizar: I dont catch on to new zealand humor very well
Gecko Mayhem says: Snakes and ladders...
Gecko Mayhem says: It's a game
Mizar: Oh yeah
Gecko Mayhem says: AND
Mizar: That is so far in the back of my mind
Gecko Mayhem says: A type of snake is an ADDER
Gecko Mayhem says: You said PLUS
Mizar: Oh man gecko
Gecko Mayhem says: hehe
Mizar: I wouldnt have thought of that Mizar: Never heard of an adder
Gecko Mayhem says: Well I did
Gecko Mayhem says: That's not how it's spelt
Gecko Mayhem says: But it was part of the joke
Mizar: Oh man
Mizar: You're just killing me
Gecko Mayhem says: plus...
Gecko Mayhem says: It rhymes with ladder!
Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHA
Mizar: !?
Mizar: What!?
Mizar: No it doesnt
Gecko Mayhem says: rotflmao
Mizar: Man, lay off the tea
Gecko Mayhem says: Adder PLUS ladder
Gecko Mayhem says: Makes me madder!
Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHAHA
Gecko Mayhem says: okay
Mizar: (runs for the hills)
Gecko Mayhem says: I blather
Gecko Mayhem says: Sorry, but I'll gather
Gecko Mayhem says: My thoughts again
Mizar: if thats possible
Gecko Mayhem says: It's going to rain
Gecko Mayhem says: Oh look it already is
Mizar: Is this a joke?
Gecko Mayhem says: no
Gecko Mayhem says: Just rhyming
Mizar: okay good
Gecko Mayhem says: And good timing
Mizar: sigh
Gecko Mayhem says: No climbing
Gecko Mayhem says: Allowed in here
Gecko Mayhem says: So don't stare
Gecko Mayhem says: Or do you even care?
Mizar: .......
Gecko Mayhem says: sorry
Gecko Mayhem says: I'll stop now
Gecko Mayhem says: Holy cow!
Gecko Mayhem says: j/k
Mizar: Not now