Bad Jokes

These are bad jokes. So bad, you may want to turn around now. You have been warned.

If life were a video game you'd have 0 IQ points.

Bad Sonic Jokes

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And now for the grand finale

A joke so bad it will make you sick.

Still with us? Oh well. I tried to warn you...

Its Gecko's snakes and ladders joke. Read the convo, and never look at Gecko the same again.

Mizar: We had a snake stolen at the pet store today.

Gecko Mayhem: Pet store?

Mizar: Yeah man

Gecko Mayhem says: You go in there much

Mizar: Where I work

Mizar: Uhh yeah

Mizar: I work there

Gecko Mayhem says: You never said that

Mizar: lol

Gecko Mayhem says: so

Mizar: yes I did

Gecko Mayhem says: NO

Mizar: Well we got it stolen, a $99 snake.

Gecko Mayhem says: I've never even seen a snake!

Mizar: Thats like a million dollars in new zealand

Gecko Mayhem says: hehe

Gecko Mayhem says: yeah

Gecko Mayhem says: 2 million

Mizar: And we ended up getting it back at the end of the day

Gecko Mayhem says: oh cool

Mizar: Some guy in Elsinore(a different city and pet shop) called us.

Mizar: He knows the owner

Gecko Mayhem says: I thought it wiggled back

Mizar: lol

Mizar: The kid tryed to sell him the snake

Mizar: The moron

Mizar: He looked to young to be selling a snake

Mizar: So thats why he called us

Mizar: Plus

Gecko Mayhem says: ...

Gecko Mayhem says: Plus what

Mizar: We are the only people selling those kidns of snakes

Gecko Mayhem says: There was a ladder stolen?

Mizar: ?

Mizar: I dont catch on to new zealand humor very well

Gecko Mayhem says: Snakes and ladders...

Gecko Mayhem says: It's a game

Mizar: Oh yeah

Gecko Mayhem says: AND

Mizar: That is so far in the back of my mind

Gecko Mayhem says: A type of snake is an ADDER

Gecko Mayhem says: You said PLUS

Mizar: Oh man gecko

Gecko Mayhem says: hehe

Mizar: I wouldnt have thought of that Mizar: Never heard of an adder

Gecko Mayhem says: Well I did

Gecko Mayhem says: That's not how it's spelt

Gecko Mayhem says: But it was part of the joke

Mizar: Oh man

Mizar: You're just killing me

Gecko Mayhem says: plus...

Gecko Mayhem says: It rhymes with ladder!

Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHA

Mizar: !?

Mizar: What!?

Mizar: No it doesnt

Gecko Mayhem says: rotflmao

Mizar: Man, lay off the tea

Gecko Mayhem says: Adder PLUS ladder

Gecko Mayhem says: Makes me madder!

Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHAHA

Gecko Mayhem says: okay

Mizar: (runs for the hills)

Gecko Mayhem says: I blather

Gecko Mayhem says: Sorry, but I'll gather

Gecko Mayhem says: My thoughts again

Mizar: if thats possible

Gecko Mayhem says: It's going to rain

Gecko Mayhem says: Oh look it already is

Mizar: Is this a joke?

Gecko Mayhem says: no

Gecko Mayhem says: Just rhyming

Mizar: okay good

Gecko Mayhem says: And good timing

Mizar: sigh

Gecko Mayhem says: No climbing

Gecko Mayhem says: Allowed in here

Gecko Mayhem says: So don't stare

Gecko Mayhem says: Or do you even care?

Mizar: .......

Gecko Mayhem says: sorry

Gecko Mayhem says: I'll stop now

Gecko Mayhem says: Holy cow!

Gecko Mayhem says: j/k

Mizar: Not now