
The newly built FBI Deathmatch Staduim was ready for its grand opening deathmatch. Would the idea work out? The idea (thought up by Rayjay) was to hold fights every so often featuring the strongest of fighters. This time, OniLink23 agreed to fight someone he though was worthy. He though he was invincible, but Rayjay had something special for Oni up his sleeve.
The staduim was filled with people waiting to see how this deathmatch thing would work out. Would it be a succes or a failure? In the announcer's booth, Rayjay sat down in his chair and grabbed his microphone.
Rayjay: Hello? Is this thing on? Heh. I knew it was on. I just always wanted to say that.
Rayjay then gets some strange looks from the audience.
RJ: Uh, but enough about that. Lets introduce the 2 fighters that will be fighting with us.
In the audience, Gecko and Scythe are talking to each other.[/i]
Scythe: Do you really think this thing will work out?
Gecko: I did not let Rayjay build this stadium for nothing. It has to work out.
SC: And if it is a failure?
GM: Then this thing will be forgotten faster than the CD-i Zelda games.
SC: CD-i?
GM: My point.
A very impatient OniLink waits down below at the fighters area[/i]
OL: Will you hurry this up? You're are lucky that I came at all. This looks rather spammy, and it has no reason to be here.
RJ: You don't even know who you are fighting yet. Now everyone, I would like you to meet my cohost, the newbie Mizarpunk.
Mizar sits next to Rayjay and grabs his own microphone[/i]
Mizarpunk: Hey everybody! Go buy a Dreamcast and Phantasy Star Online right now!
RJ: Ugh... of all people, why did I choose you to be my cohost?
MP: You had no choice remember? Hey Neill! Hows it going buddy?
OL: Arg...
MP: Hey! Theres that arg! Good job Oni. I mean Neil. I mean Neill.
RJ: Will you shut up? Whats your obssesion with Oni's name?
MP: I think its funny.
RJ: Its not funny.
MP: Yes it is!
RJ: Boo
OL: Eek
Someone in the audience is waiting for the fight to start[/i]
StealthToilet: Hey! I paid good money for this seat! Now where is the fight!?
RJ: In a minute, just hold on. We will have your other invincible fighter in a second...
OL: Invincible? Meh
RJ: Well he will be a challenge, even for you.
OL: Bah, no way.
MP: Who is he again?
RJ: You will see.
MP: Its not Sonic, is it?
RJ: I uh... while we are all waiting, lets all uh... look somewhere else...
MP: Is it Sonic?
RJ: uhhhh
MP: Oh no...
OL: Arg...
Hisroyaldudeness: Lets just get the fight goin' on soon. I want to see some action. I am a lover of fighting.
GM: And a worthy oppenent I might add.
SC: I could wipe out all of you with my Gundam.
OL: Eek
Craig: So far I think this deathmatch is boooooooooooring. Where is the fighting?
RJ: Once the chalenger arives it will start. Now where is he? He is never this slow...
Gusman: This is kind of dull...
MP: Don't worry Gusman! This will Gus up your Gus spirits!
Mizar presses a button, and Gusman's pic flashes on the jumbotron[/i]
RJ: You still doing that?
MP: Of course I am! The world has to know what a Gusman looks like!
GM: Look at me! Do I look like that? No! Stop showing everyone that!
CG: I like it. Worthy of a picture that I posted.
RJ: You see what you did? You made Craig want to post more pics again.
Suddenly, a blue blur is seen dashing its way on the battlefield and stops in an instant.[/i]
Sonic: I am here! Who is the one who wishes to fight with this rad dude of cool?
OL: You are the one I have to fight!? Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!
Sonic: Whats so funny? You ought' to be takeing a chill pill or you will be crusin' for a brusin!
OL: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Stop it!
RJ: Oh my...
MP: Did you know he still talked like that?
RJ: I had no idea... ugh. I thought it stopped in 94 when...
Mizar: I should never have asked...
The people who came with Sonic take their seats in the audience. Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow and Eggman are now sitting down[/i]
Tails: You can do it Sonic!
Eggman: As much as I hate to admit it, I think fox boy is right on this one.
Amy: Yeah! Go get him Sonic!
Knuckles: Why am I here? I should be on Angel Island protecting the Master Emerald...
Eggman: Nothing bad is going to happen you stupid... uh, I don't even know what animal you are...
Knuckles: An echidna.
Mizar: Do they have those in New Zealand Gecko?
Gecko: Ugh...
Oni: This should not take long. I need to get back at IGN anyway.
Mizar: IGN! Boo!!!
Oni: Shut up Mizar.
Mizar: Don't hurt me!
Rayjay: Okay before the match begins, I have to tell you of the rules.
Aren3: I though I heard that there were no rules.
Rayjay: That was the rule. So I guess that there would be one rule...
Oni: Arg...
Rayjay: So the rule is that there is only one rule. And that is that there are no rules. But how can that be? There is a rule! The rule is that there are no rules! But thats a rule! AGH!!!
Sonic: Can we start the fight!?
Rayjay: Okay sure. Fighters, get ready!
Shadow: You're gonna lose!
Oni: Who? Me?
Shadow: No, the blue one. You are not the ultimate. I am. I should be fighting this match...
Sonic: No way! Knuckles! Throw me the Chaos Emeralds!
Scythe: Chaos Emeralds?
Sonic: Yes. I also have unlimited rings with me! As long as I stay in my Super Form with unlimited rings, I am invincible!
Oni: You think you are smart?
Sonic: Of course I am!
Oni drinks a Chateau Romani, giving him unlimited magic[/i]
Sonic: You cheater!
Oni: Cheater? You are the one with unlimited rings.
Sonic: So lets get this on!
There is a bright flash of light, and Super Sonic is now standing. He is now gold instead of blue, and is invincible due to the incredeble power of the Chaos Emeralds[/i]
Rayjay: Okay Mizar, play the battle music.
Mizar: Battle music? This is not some SA2 song is it?
Rayjay: No.
Mizar: Good.
Rayjay: This is from the original Sonic Adventure.
Oni: Arg...
Open Your Heart, from Sonic Adventure starts to play[/i]
Rayjay: Okay now....
Mizar: Begin the fight!
Rayjay: Hey! That was my line!
Mizar: I know.
All eyes are on the battlefield[/i]
Oni: You did not even show up on time...
Sonic: When I don't show up, don't criticise. I'm just livin' by my own feelings.
Rayjay: Hey I remember that song!
Sonic: Why thank you. It is a radical jam.
Rayjay: Nevermind...
Oni fires a few shots from his sword at Super Sonic[/i]
Sonic: You will have to do better than that!
In less than an instant, Super Sonic is behind Oni and holds him up by his neck[/i]
Oni: Arg...
Sonic: Still think you can win? Speed has an awesome advantage man. I bet you wish you had the totally tubular speed that only comes with the extreme narlyness of Super Sonic!
Oni: You annoy me...
[i]Oni sticks his sword in Super Sonic's side and fires away many shots[/i]
Sonic: Agh! Not cool!
[i]Super Sonic limps away slowly[/i]
Amy: Oh no! Sonic!
Tails: I never saw Super Sonic go so slow before... he must really be hurt!
Eggman: Naw, ya think so fox boy?
Sonic: No way! I have to win this fight! And I will! You just watch me!
Oni: Don't make me laugh...
[i]Oni fires away a few more shots from his sword, but Super Sonic is already back up and running fast. He runs around Oni so fast, it confuses him[/i]
Oni: Arg...
Sonic: When I go fast enough, I can turn into a bolt of lightning!
[i]Super Sonic turns into a bolt of lightning and dashes in Oni's face[/i]
Oni: Agh! My face!
Gecko: This fight is really getting interesting. I think speed is an advantage over Oni's power. I think Sonic will win.
Scythe: Sonic? The obvious answer here is Oni.
HRD: I agree. Oni will win.
Gecko: But speed...
Scythe: Oni has to find out a way to win.
HRD: He just can't lose.
[i]Oni is recovering from the blast to his face[/i]
OL: Arg... that was uncalled for...
Sonic: Hey, like the man said, there are no rules! I can keep this up all day!
Rayjay: Looks like Oni is in trouble!
[i]Oni tries to shoot Sonic, but he is just too fast for him[/i]
Oni: Arg... too fast.... can't see...
[i]Sonic slams into Oni once again at the speed of sound[/i]
Oni ARG!!!
Rayjay: It looks like speed is a big advantage in this fight.
Mizar: Yeah, Neill may be powerfull but his args don't seem to be doing a thing!
Rayjay: Huh?
[i]Oni tries not to fall down as Super Sonic runs around him at mach 3. The yellow wirlwind spinning around him seems to be getting faster and faster[/i]
Rayjay: Can you see anything?
Mizar: I see a yellow thing spining around really really fast.
Rayjay: I meant can you see Oni?
Mizar: No. But I see Gecko. And there is Snow Tabby. She is the worst spel...
Rayjay: Will you shut up!?! You're not here to make fun of the audience!
Mizar: But I want to!
SnowTabby: What did you say about me?
Mizar: I said...
[i]Rayjay puts both his hands over Mizar's mouth[/i]
Mizar: Mmmmph!
[i]Inside the yellow whirlwind, Oni plans his next attack[/i]
Oni: You don't know how to win a fight... you just rely on speed and gems that give you infinite power.
[i]Sonic's voice is heard from all around the whirlwind[/i]
Sonic: Speed is everything for the worlds fastest hyperactive hedgehog with an aditude!
Oni: But you never plan anything out...
Sonic: Plan ahead? There is only one way to find out whats next and thats to dash right it and see!
Oni: But if you planed things out...
Sonic: ?
Oni: Then you would know just when the right time would be to do this...
[i]Oni thrusts his sword into the yellow whirlwind, perfectly nailing Super Sonic in the head[/i]
Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tails: Sonic!
HRD: That was impressive
Rayjay: Geeze!!! What was that!?! Agh! Sonic! Get up!
Mizar: I thought we were supposed to just say whats going on and not root for anybody. We are the anouncer's right?
Rayjay: Shut up Mizar! Sonic is hurt! On no!
[i]Sonic struggles to get up[/i]
Sonic: Ugh...
Oni: The added speed made my thrust hurt much more than if I were to thrust it normaly.
Sonic: I'm not finished yet...
[i]Oni shoots more shots at Sonic[/i]
Sonic: Agh!
Mizar: I knew there was nothing special about that hedgehog.
[i]Sonic gets up. Oni proceds to shoot Sonic again, but he dashes away at the last moment[/i]
Oni: Arg...
[i]Sonic dashes into Oni again[/i]
Oni: Stop that...
[i]Sonic dashes into Oni at at speed of light 5,000 times every second[/i]
Oni: Ugh...
Rayjay: The blasts don't seem to be weakening Oni one bit...
Mizar: But they are tireing him out.
Rayjay: How much longer can he keep this up?
Oni: Not long...
[i]Super Sonic does a light speed attack in Oni's gut[/i]
Oni: Erg...
Mizar: That was no arg...
[i]Oni falls down[/i]
Sonic: Speed will always prevail over raw power!
[i]Oni is tyring to get up. Sonic dashes up to him and spins around like a buzzsaw, cutting Oni everywhere[/i]
Rayjay: I don't care what you say, that has got to hurt.
Mizar: Rayjay sucks!
Rayjay: What did you say!?
Mizar: I thought you said you don't care what I said.