
I always thought that time travel was a cool concept until I reread this thing. Imagine a land without Silent Hill that would be a Pokemon wasteland. And there are no CDs despite them already have been out before the game. Man was also not meant to see the future because they would die instantly because he would not know that everyone would have to wear ultra-thick radiation suits all the time to keep from dying in the future.
8) = The insane nutter known as Gecko.
Monday, April 22, 2002
rayjay˛ says: I wonder what would happen if they never invented tea.
rayjay˛ says: 8) WHAT!? NO TEA!?
Mizarpunk says: Gecko would cease to exist.
Mizarpunk says: 8) *poof*
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Well, I have a time machine.
Mizarpunk says: cool
Mizarpunk says: Go stop the Boston Tea Party.
rayjay˛ says: I am going to stop the man who invented tea.
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: Thats how tea was imported into New Zealand.
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Okay.
rayjay˛ says: It took 8 years, but I came back to this point in time.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: It seemed only like 15 seconds to me.
rayjay˛ says: Well it took me 8 years.
Mizarpunk says: So what did you do?
rayjay˛ says: I just came back right now.
rayjay˛ says: Well first I had to go to Boston.
rayjay˛ says: So I walk
rayjay˛ says: and end up in a place thats not Boston.
rayjay˛ says: And when I went there it was already over.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: You idiot!
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: There I came back so fast.
rayjay˛ says: Let me go again.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Ok, I arived a few seconds ago so not to make you wait.
Mizarpunk says: Did it work?
rayjay˛ says: Lets find out
rayjay˛ says: Gecko, what do you drink everyday?
rayjay˛ says: 8) Marmalade!
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Thats sick.
Mizarpunk says: Nooooo!
rayjay˛ says: 8) marmalade?
rayjay˛ says: Should I undo it?
rayjay˛ says: brb
Mizarpunk says: Yes.
Mizarpunk says: brb
rayjay˛ says: I'm back.
Mizarpunk says: As am I.
Mizarpunk says: Good Riddance!
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Whats that supposed to mean.
rayjay˛ says: You wanna use my time machine?
Mizarpunk says: Oh thats the band Im listening to.
Mizarpunk says: uhh ok.
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Go wreak havoc on the past.
rayjay˛ says: Or see how messed up the future is.
Mizarpunk says: lol ok
Mizarpunk says: This will pain me to do it.
Mizarpunk says: but
Mizarpunk says: I will see what would happen if Silent Hill was never made.
Mizarpunk says: and when I arrive
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: It will change me.
Mizarpunk says: As if SH never existed.
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: Okay.
Mizarpunk says: Here it goes.
Mizarpunk says: I am back.
rayjay˛ says: hello
rayjay˛ says: So, have you heard of Silent Hill?
Mizarpunk says: Hmm?
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Its a game.
Mizarpunk says: You know what I've gotta say about that.
rayjay˛ says: What
Mizarpunk says: Gotta Catch em all!!!!
rayjay˛ says: What the...
Mizarpunk says: Pokeeemon!
Mizarpunk says: Its so awesome.
rayjay˛ says: err...
Mizarpunk says: You NEED this game.
rayjay˛ says: No I don't.
Mizarpunk says: Theres this yellow thing.
Mizarpunk says: Pikachuchu or something.
Mizarpunk says: And he electricutes stuff!!!!
Mizarpunk says: Isn't that neato!?
rayjay˛ says: Sure he does.
rayjay˛ says: neato?
rayjay˛ says: oh man
rayjay˛ says: SH must have changed you.
rayjay˛ says: For the better.
rayjay˛ says: You must play SH
Mizarpunk says: SH?
rayjay˛ says: Silent Hill
Mizarpunk says: What hill?
Mizarpunk says: You're not making any sense.
rayjay˛ says: It's a game.
rayjay˛ says: For Playstation.
Mizarpunk says: A board game?
rayjay˛ says: No!
Mizarpunk says: Playstation?
rayjay˛ says: Yeah
Mizarpunk says: What the heck is that!?
Mizarpunk says: A satelite?
rayjay˛ says: agh!
Mizarpunk says: I have GBC and thats it.
rayjay˛ says: What did you do!?
rayjay˛ says: Okay...
Mizarpunk says: Played some pokemon.
rayjay˛ says: What about the saturn?
Mizarpunk says: Thats a planet.
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: What aboput it?
rayjay˛ says: Nintendo 64!?
Mizarpunk says: 64 of them!? I can't even afford one!!!!
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Sega Genesis? Super Nintendo? 3DO? 32X? Sega CD?
Mizarpunk says: genesis what!? super who!? Whats 3d!? howe many X's!? What the hecks a CD!?
rayjay˛ says: agh!
rayjay˛ says: hold on
rayjay˛ says: (checks game room)
rayjay˛ says: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mizarpunk says: ?
Mizarpunk says: Is your GBC missing?
rayjay˛ says: No!
rayjay˛ says: I have a GBA in my pocket!
Mizarpunk says: !?
Mizarpunk says: GB...A!?
rayjay˛ says: (reached in pocket and pulls out a GBC)
rayjay˛ says: Agh!
Mizarpunk says: Oh you mean GBC.
rayjay˛ says: What is this!?
Mizarpunk says: GBC
Mizarpunk says: Check to see what game is in there.
rayjay˛ says: Where is zelda?
Mizarpunk says: It shouldn't be a surprise though.
Mizarpunk says: Oh yeah, Zelda.
Mizarpunk says: I have that.
rayjay˛ says: Pokemon Red?
Mizarpunk says: It's great.
rayjay˛ says: Ah, good.
Mizarpunk says: Zelda: the 30076th Pokemon
Mizarpunk says: Its fun.
rayjay˛ says: Agh!!!
rayjay˛ says: You screwed the universe!
Mizarpunk says: hmm?
rayjay˛ says: You moron!
Mizarpunk says: What!?
rayjay˛ says: Pokemon?
Mizarpunk says: And whats your point?
Mizarpunk says: It's great.
rayjay˛ says: Let me check an issue of EGM
rayjay˛ says: Whats this?
Mizarpunk says: We live in the USP where we have free rights.
rayjay˛ says: Electronic Pokemon Monthly!?
Mizarpunk says: United States of Pokemon
Mizarpunk says: Yeah
Mizarpunk says: I love that mag
rayjay˛ says: No!
rayjay˛ says: You messed up the world.
rayjay˛ says: You and your Pokemon.
Mizarpunk says: What about them?
Mizarpunk says: Whey rule.
rayjay˛ says: no...
Mizarpunk says: You're talking nonsense.
rayjay˛ says: At least I have my sonic cd.
rayjay˛ says: Whats this?
Mizarpunk says: Sunic?
rayjay˛ says: A pokemon 8 track?
Mizarpunk says: Yeah
Mizarpunk says: Those are pretty hot.
rayjay˛ says: eek!!!
Mizarpunk says: I still haven't got mine in the mail yet.
Mizarpunk says: They're hard to find.
Mizarpunk says: luuucky
rayjay˛ says: agh!!!
rayjay˛ says: It sounds awfull!
Mizarpunk says: I have no idea what these things you talk about are.
rayjay˛ says: Its a recording of GB music on a friggin 8 TRACK!
Mizarpunk says: Silent House, Sewnic, 68 Nintendos.
Mizarpunk says: Yeah its awesome.
rayjay˛ says: No, it sucks.
rayjay˛ says: I am going to set things right.
Mizarpunk says: ?
rayjay˛ says: The way they are supposed to be.
rayjay˛ says: Where did I put my time machine?
Mizarpunk says: Did you put your pokemon game in backwards?
Mizarpunk says: I always do that
Mizarpunk says: time machine?
rayjay˛ says: You moron
rayjay˛ says: yeah
Mizarpunk says: Why do you need a time machine when you have pokemon!
rayjay˛ says: It has 18 seatbelts so you stay in when it blows up.
rayjay˛ says: So I can uh... go see what new pokemon games are coming out.
rayjay˛ says: Gimmie my TM!
Mizarpunk says: No!
Mizarpunk says: I still havent added all of the cool pokemion stickers on yet.
rayjay˛ says: agh!
rayjay˛ says: Cool pokemon stickers!?
Mizarpunk says: Squirtle Squirtle!!!!
rayjay˛ says: agh!
Mizarpunk says: ok its all yours
rayjay˛ says: ok!
rayjay˛ says: (Goes back and knocks out Mizar before he is able to do anything.)
Mizarpunk says: ooof!
rayjay˛ says: (comes back)
Mizarpunk says: Oh hey.
rayjay˛ says: SH! Nintendo 64! everything!!!
rayjay˛ says: What do you think of pokemon!?
Mizarpunk says: I hate it!!!
rayjay˛ says: whew
Mizarpunk says: But what is SH?
rayjay˛ says: Thats good
rayjay˛ says: What!?
Mizarpunk says: Ive heard of SM
rayjay˛ says: SM?
Mizarpunk says: Silent Mountain
rayjay˛ says: err
rayjay˛ says: Close enough?
Mizarpunk says: Its a cool game.
Mizarpunk says: You go into these caves.
Mizarpunk says: And run into crazy hermits.
rayjay˛ says: ...
Mizarpunk says: Oh wait, I know what Silent Hill is.
rayjay˛ says: what
Mizarpunk says: It has that pikachu thing in it.
rayjay˛ says: oh god
Mizarpunk says: Gotta catch em all right?
rayjay˛ says: no, No, NO!
rayjay˛ says: Agh!
rayjay˛ says: (Goes back again)
rayjay˛ says: (Comes back after telling the maker of SH to make SH while a gun was pointed at him at all times)
rayjay˛ says: Now theres SH
Mizarpunk says: Silent Hill is pretty cool.
rayjay˛ says: I made a few changes.
Mizarpunk says: But whats with the story?
rayjay˛ says: heh
rayjay˛ says: err
rayjay˛ says: I don't know.
Mizarpunk says: All that fruit.
Mizarpunk says: I mean
Mizarpunk says: You play through it.
Mizarpunk says: And then you go into this clock tower.
Mizarpunk says: And when you come out.
Mizarpunk says: Theres fruit everywhere.
rayjay˛ says: Yeah, It's an awesome game.
rayjay˛ says: I also went into the future.
Mizarpunk says: cool
rayjay˛ says: And bought the latest EGM.
Mizarpunk says: awesome
rayjay˛ says: Things cost more.
rayjay˛ says: It was $5,000
Mizarpunk says: boo
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: 8) aye yai yai!!!
rayjay˛ says: Its 10 years from now.
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Poor Gecko.
rayjay˛ says: Lets look inside.
rayjay˛ says: hmmm
rayjay˛ says: Everyone seems to be exclusive to the XBox3.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Which costs 300 billion.
Mizarpunk says: !
Mizarpunk says: Too bad.
Mizarpunk says: 8) Oh my! *faints*
rayjay˛ says: I'm getting a job in the future.
Mizarpunk says: ?
rayjay˛ says: Minimum wage is about 8,000 bucks.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: What is it in New Zealand?
rayjay˛ says: 2 dollars!
Mizarpunk says: Or should I say Old Zealand
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: 8) yippie!!!!
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Hmmm... it also seems that online gaming never went anywhere.
rayjay˛ says: With cheaters everywhere.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: What a surprise.
Mizarpunk says: Is there a new Silent Hill game?
rayjay˛ says: Magazines are made out of plastic.
rayjay˛ says: Yeah
rayjay˛ says: They score it.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: I figured they would run out of plastic.
rayjay˛ says: SH2: Ultimate Duel Shock Director's Cut Version 6.8
Mizarpunk says: What about tea?
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Gecko drank all the tea.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: So its all gone?
rayjay˛ says: Yeah
Mizarpunk says: [+] *gunshot followed by dial tone*
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: 8) oh sorry I was just starting up my motor bike
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: 8) what were you saying?
rayjay˛ says: You drink all the tea.
Mizarpunk says: [+] *gunshot*
rayjay˛ says: lol
Mizarpunk says: [+] *dial tone*
Mizarpunk says: uhhh Gecko?
Mizarpunk says: hehe
Mizarpunk says: ummm
Mizarpunk says: Oh well.
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: And thats 10 years from now.
rayjay˛ says: Oh yeah.
rayjay˛ says: It was pretty hot too.
Mizarpunk says: The tea?
rayjay˛ says: Almost 100.
rayjay˛ says: The heat.
rayjay˛ says: I went in December.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: My mag almost melted.
Mizarpunk says: boo
rayjay˛ says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Well let me try something.
rayjay˛ says: Okay.
rayjay˛ says: Now I have one from 20 years from now.
rayjay˛ says: Its made of metal.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Lets see.
rayjay˛ says: It says...
rayjay˛ says: PC gaming rules all.
rayjay˛ says: I dont get it.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: And it was 200 degrees.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: FFXXXVII came out.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: Hows the acting?
rayjay˛ says: Bad
rayjay˛ says: I can tell.
rayjay˛ says: They must have run out of ideas.
rayjay˛ says: They mashed features from every previous FF character into this one.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: He looks really bad.
rayjay˛ says: He has Cloud's hair.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Tidus' pant things.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: And whatever else he has.
Mizarpunk says: Wow
rayjay˛ says: In other news, the Smashpack vol 2 just came out.
rayjay˛ says: Its about time.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: Whats it for?
Mizarpunk says: Xbox 7?
rayjay˛ says: yeah
Mizarpunk says: boo
rayjay˛ says: It has every single Dreamcast and Saturn game ever made.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: And because of that nobody is buying it.
rayjay˛ says: boo
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: The new disks they have.
rayjay˛ says: Are called RDBs
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Really Damn Big
Mizarpunk says: Whats that stand for?
rayjay˛ says: Thats what it stands for.
Mizarpunk says: oh
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: But Nintendo still makes consoles.
Mizarpunk says: Cool
rayjay˛ says: Their newest one is called the Nintendo Cutefactory 4.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Its 3 centemeters long.
rayjay˛ says: The disks dont hold much though.
Mizarpunk says: lol
Mizarpunk says: Does it come with NCF tweezers?
Mizarpunk says: To pick up the games.
rayjay˛ says: Nope
rayjay˛ says: Oh well.
rayjay˛ says: Yamauchi has yet to retire.
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: He must be over 100 years old.
Mizarpunk says: Yeah
rayjay˛ says: Wow, Miyamoto's longest game in 15 years!
rayjay˛ says: Lasts over 15 minutes!
Mizarpunk says: lol
rayjay˛ says: Wow! the future really sucks!
rayjay˛ says: There are some things man should never do.
rayjay˛ says: Time travel is one of them.