Time Travel

I always thought that time travel was a cool concept until I reread this thing. Imagine a land without Silent Hill that would be a Pokemon wasteland. And there are no CDs despite them already have been out before the game. Man was also not meant to see the future because they would die instantly because he would not know that everyone would have to wear ultra-thick radiation suits all the time to keep from dying in the future.

Rayjay's Key To Ugly Drawings

[+] = A Telephone. I can see that it could also mean a box with with a cross in it, or some sort of ancient wooden stone made of plastic.

8) = The insane nutter known as Gecko.

Monday, April 22, 2002

rayjay˛ says: I wonder what would happen if they never invented tea.

rayjay˛ says: 8) WHAT!? NO TEA!?

Mizarpunk says: Gecko would cease to exist.

Mizarpunk says: 8) *poof*

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Well, I have a time machine.

Mizarpunk says: cool

Mizarpunk says: Go stop the Boston Tea Party.

rayjay˛ says: I am going to stop the man who invented tea.

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: Thats how tea was imported into New Zealand.

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Okay.

rayjay˛ says: It took 8 years, but I came back to this point in time.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: It seemed only like 15 seconds to me.

rayjay˛ says: Well it took me 8 years.

Mizarpunk says: So what did you do?

rayjay˛ says: I just came back right now.

rayjay˛ says: Well first I had to go to Boston.

rayjay˛ says: So I walk

rayjay˛ says: and end up in a place thats not Boston.

rayjay˛ says: And when I went there it was already over.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: You idiot!

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: There I came back so fast.

rayjay˛ says: Let me go again.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Ok, I arived a few seconds ago so not to make you wait.

Mizarpunk says: Did it work?

rayjay˛ says: Lets find out

rayjay˛ says: Gecko, what do you drink everyday?

rayjay˛ says: 8) Marmalade!

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Thats sick.

Mizarpunk says: Nooooo!

rayjay˛ says: 8) marmalade?

rayjay˛ says: Should I undo it?

rayjay˛ says: brb

Mizarpunk says: Yes.

Mizarpunk says: brb

rayjay˛ says: I'm back.

Mizarpunk says: As am I.

Mizarpunk says: Good Riddance!

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Whats that supposed to mean.

rayjay˛ says: You wanna use my time machine?

Mizarpunk says: Oh thats the band Im listening to.

Mizarpunk says: uhh ok.

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Go wreak havoc on the past.

rayjay˛ says: Or see how messed up the future is.

Mizarpunk says: lol ok

Mizarpunk says: This will pain me to do it.

Mizarpunk says: but

Mizarpunk says: I will see what would happen if Silent Hill was never made.

Mizarpunk says: and when I arrive

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: It will change me.

Mizarpunk says: As if SH never existed.

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: Okay.

Mizarpunk says: Here it goes.

Mizarpunk says: I am back.

rayjay˛ says: hello

rayjay˛ says: So, have you heard of Silent Hill?

Mizarpunk says: Hmm?

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Its a game.

Mizarpunk says: You know what I've gotta say about that.

rayjay˛ says: What

Mizarpunk says: Gotta Catch em all!!!!

rayjay˛ says: What the...

Mizarpunk says: Pokeeemon!

Mizarpunk says: Its so awesome.

rayjay˛ says: err...

Mizarpunk says: You NEED this game.

rayjay˛ says: No I don't.

Mizarpunk says: Theres this yellow thing.

Mizarpunk says: Pikachuchu or something.

Mizarpunk says: And he electricutes stuff!!!!

Mizarpunk says: Isn't that neato!?

rayjay˛ says: Sure he does.

rayjay˛ says: neato?

rayjay˛ says: oh man

rayjay˛ says: SH must have changed you.

rayjay˛ says: For the better.

rayjay˛ says: You must play SH

Mizarpunk says: SH?

rayjay˛ says: Silent Hill

Mizarpunk says: What hill?

Mizarpunk says: You're not making any sense.

rayjay˛ says: It's a game.

rayjay˛ says: For Playstation.

Mizarpunk says: A board game?

rayjay˛ says: No!

Mizarpunk says: Playstation?

rayjay˛ says: Yeah

Mizarpunk says: What the heck is that!?

Mizarpunk says: A satelite?

rayjay˛ says: agh!

Mizarpunk says: I have GBC and thats it.

rayjay˛ says: What did you do!?

rayjay˛ says: Okay...

Mizarpunk says: Played some pokemon.

rayjay˛ says: What about the saturn?

Mizarpunk says: Thats a planet.

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: What aboput it?

rayjay˛ says: Nintendo 64!?

Mizarpunk says: 64 of them!? I can't even afford one!!!!

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Sega Genesis? Super Nintendo? 3DO? 32X? Sega CD?

Mizarpunk says: genesis what!? super who!? Whats 3d!? howe many X's!? What the hecks a CD!?

rayjay˛ says: agh!

rayjay˛ says: hold on

rayjay˛ says: (checks game room)

rayjay˛ says: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mizarpunk says: ?

Mizarpunk says: Is your GBC missing?

rayjay˛ says: No!

rayjay˛ says: I have a GBA in my pocket!

Mizarpunk says: !?

Mizarpunk says: GB...A!?

rayjay˛ says: (reached in pocket and pulls out a GBC)

rayjay˛ says: Agh!

Mizarpunk says: Oh you mean GBC.

rayjay˛ says: What is this!?

Mizarpunk says: GBC

Mizarpunk says: Check to see what game is in there.

rayjay˛ says: Where is zelda?

Mizarpunk says: It shouldn't be a surprise though.

Mizarpunk says: Oh yeah, Zelda.

Mizarpunk says: I have that.

rayjay˛ says: Pokemon Red?

Mizarpunk says: It's great.

rayjay˛ says: Ah, good.

Mizarpunk says: Zelda: the 30076th Pokemon

Mizarpunk says: Its fun.

rayjay˛ says: Agh!!!

rayjay˛ says: You screwed the universe!

Mizarpunk says: hmm?

rayjay˛ says: You moron!

Mizarpunk says: What!?

rayjay˛ says: Pokemon?

Mizarpunk says: And whats your point?

Mizarpunk says: It's great.

rayjay˛ says: Let me check an issue of EGM

rayjay˛ says: Whats this?

Mizarpunk says: We live in the USP where we have free rights.

rayjay˛ says: Electronic Pokemon Monthly!?

Mizarpunk says: United States of Pokemon

Mizarpunk says: Yeah

Mizarpunk says: I love that mag

rayjay˛ says: No!

rayjay˛ says: You messed up the world.

rayjay˛ says: You and your Pokemon.

Mizarpunk says: What about them?

Mizarpunk says: Whey rule.

rayjay˛ says: no...

Mizarpunk says: You're talking nonsense.

rayjay˛ says: At least I have my sonic cd.

rayjay˛ says: Whats this?

Mizarpunk says: Sunic?

rayjay˛ says: A pokemon 8 track?

Mizarpunk says: Yeah

Mizarpunk says: Those are pretty hot.

rayjay˛ says: eek!!!

Mizarpunk says: I still haven't got mine in the mail yet.

Mizarpunk says: They're hard to find.

Mizarpunk says: luuucky

rayjay˛ says: agh!!!

rayjay˛ says: It sounds awfull!

Mizarpunk says: I have no idea what these things you talk about are.

rayjay˛ says: Its a recording of GB music on a friggin 8 TRACK!

Mizarpunk says: Silent House, Sewnic, 68 Nintendos.

Mizarpunk says: Yeah its awesome.

rayjay˛ says: No, it sucks.

rayjay˛ says: I am going to set things right.

Mizarpunk says: ?

rayjay˛ says: The way they are supposed to be.

rayjay˛ says: Where did I put my time machine?

Mizarpunk says: Did you put your pokemon game in backwards?

Mizarpunk says: I always do that

Mizarpunk says: time machine?

rayjay˛ says: You moron

rayjay˛ says: yeah

Mizarpunk says: Why do you need a time machine when you have pokemon!

rayjay˛ says: It has 18 seatbelts so you stay in when it blows up.

rayjay˛ says: So I can uh... go see what new pokemon games are coming out.

rayjay˛ says: Gimmie my TM!

Mizarpunk says: No!

Mizarpunk says: I still havent added all of the cool pokemion stickers on yet.

rayjay˛ says: agh!

rayjay˛ says: Cool pokemon stickers!?

Mizarpunk says: Squirtle Squirtle!!!!

rayjay˛ says: agh!

Mizarpunk says: ok its all yours

rayjay˛ says: ok!

rayjay˛ says: (Goes back and knocks out Mizar before he is able to do anything.)

Mizarpunk says: ooof!

rayjay˛ says: (comes back)

Mizarpunk says: Oh hey.

rayjay˛ says: SH! Nintendo 64! everything!!!

rayjay˛ says: What do you think of pokemon!?

Mizarpunk says: I hate it!!!

rayjay˛ says: whew

Mizarpunk says: But what is SH?

rayjay˛ says: Thats good

rayjay˛ says: What!?

Mizarpunk says: Ive heard of SM

rayjay˛ says: SM?

Mizarpunk says: Silent Mountain

rayjay˛ says: err

rayjay˛ says: Close enough?

Mizarpunk says: Its a cool game.

Mizarpunk says: You go into these caves.

Mizarpunk says: And run into crazy hermits.

rayjay˛ says: ...

Mizarpunk says: Oh wait, I know what Silent Hill is.

rayjay˛ says: what

Mizarpunk says: It has that pikachu thing in it.

rayjay˛ says: oh god

Mizarpunk says: Gotta catch em all right?

rayjay˛ says: no, No, NO!

rayjay˛ says: Agh!

rayjay˛ says: (Goes back again)

rayjay˛ says: (Comes back after telling the maker of SH to make SH while a gun was pointed at him at all times)

rayjay˛ says: Now theres SH

Mizarpunk says: Silent Hill is pretty cool.

rayjay˛ says: I made a few changes.

Mizarpunk says: But whats with the story?

rayjay˛ says: heh

rayjay˛ says: err

rayjay˛ says: I don't know.

Mizarpunk says: All that fruit.

Mizarpunk says: I mean

Mizarpunk says: You play through it.

Mizarpunk says: And then you go into this clock tower.

Mizarpunk says: And when you come out.

Mizarpunk says: Theres fruit everywhere.

rayjay˛ says: Yeah, It's an awesome game.

rayjay˛ says: I also went into the future.

Mizarpunk says: cool

rayjay˛ says: And bought the latest EGM.

Mizarpunk says: awesome

rayjay˛ says: Things cost more.

rayjay˛ says: It was $5,000

Mizarpunk says: boo

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: 8) aye yai yai!!!

rayjay˛ says: Its 10 years from now.

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Poor Gecko.

rayjay˛ says: Lets look inside.

rayjay˛ says: hmmm

rayjay˛ says: Everyone seems to be exclusive to the XBox3.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Which costs 300 billion.

Mizarpunk says: !

Mizarpunk says: Too bad.

Mizarpunk says: 8) Oh my! *faints*

rayjay˛ says: I'm getting a job in the future.

Mizarpunk says: ?

rayjay˛ says: Minimum wage is about 8,000 bucks.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: What is it in New Zealand?

rayjay˛ says: 2 dollars!

Mizarpunk says: Or should I say Old Zealand

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: 8) yippie!!!!

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Hmmm... it also seems that online gaming never went anywhere.

rayjay˛ says: With cheaters everywhere.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: What a surprise.

Mizarpunk says: Is there a new Silent Hill game?

rayjay˛ says: Magazines are made out of plastic.

rayjay˛ says: Yeah

rayjay˛ says: They score it.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: I figured they would run out of plastic.

rayjay˛ says: SH2: Ultimate Duel Shock Director's Cut Version 6.8

Mizarpunk says: What about tea?

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Gecko drank all the tea.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: So its all gone?

rayjay˛ says: Yeah

Mizarpunk says: [+] *gunshot followed by dial tone*

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: 8) oh sorry I was just starting up my motor bike

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: 8) what were you saying?

rayjay˛ says: You drink all the tea.

Mizarpunk says: [+] *gunshot*

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: [+] *dial tone*

Mizarpunk says: uhhh Gecko?

Mizarpunk says: hehe

Mizarpunk says: ummm

Mizarpunk says: Oh well.

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: And thats 10 years from now.

rayjay˛ says: Oh yeah.

rayjay˛ says: It was pretty hot too.

Mizarpunk says: The tea?

rayjay˛ says: Almost 100.

rayjay˛ says: The heat.

rayjay˛ says: I went in December.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: My mag almost melted.

Mizarpunk says: boo

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Well let me try something.

rayjay˛ says: Okay.

rayjay˛ says: Now I have one from 20 years from now.

rayjay˛ says: Its made of metal.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Lets see.

rayjay˛ says: It says...

rayjay˛ says: PC gaming rules all.

rayjay˛ says: I dont get it.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: And it was 200 degrees.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: FFXXXVII came out.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: Hows the acting?

rayjay˛ says: Bad

rayjay˛ says: I can tell.

rayjay˛ says: They must have run out of ideas.

rayjay˛ says: They mashed features from every previous FF character into this one.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: He looks really bad.

rayjay˛ says: He has Cloud's hair.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Tidus' pant things.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: And whatever else he has.

Mizarpunk says: Wow

rayjay˛ says: In other news, the Smashpack vol 2 just came out.

rayjay˛ says: Its about time.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: Whats it for?

Mizarpunk says: Xbox 7?

rayjay˛ says: yeah

Mizarpunk says: boo

rayjay˛ says: It has every single Dreamcast and Saturn game ever made.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: And because of that nobody is buying it.

rayjay˛ says: boo

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: The new disks they have.

rayjay˛ says: Are called RDBs

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Really Damn Big

Mizarpunk says: Whats that stand for?

rayjay˛ says: Thats what it stands for.

Mizarpunk says: oh

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: But Nintendo still makes consoles.

Mizarpunk says: Cool

rayjay˛ says: Their newest one is called the Nintendo Cutefactory 4.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Its 3 centemeters long.

rayjay˛ says: The disks dont hold much though.

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: Does it come with NCF tweezers?

Mizarpunk says: To pick up the games.

rayjay˛ says: Nope

rayjay˛ says: Oh well.

rayjay˛ says: Yamauchi has yet to retire.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: He must be over 100 years old.

Mizarpunk says: Yeah

rayjay˛ says: Wow, Miyamoto's longest game in 15 years!

rayjay˛ says: Lasts over 15 minutes!

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay˛ says: Wow! the future really sucks!

rayjay˛ says: There are some things man should never do.

rayjay˛ says: Time travel is one of them.