"RIP (Off) Dave Thomas"

I did not know about Dave Thomas' death until about 3 months after it happened. The news made me sad still, not because I liked Wendy's or that fat guy, but because I used to love to laugh at his stupid comercials. Now although his comercials are still stupid, there is no loveable fat guy to laugh at anymore. Here was my late reaction to the news.

rayjay˛ says: Dave Thomas is dead!

Mizarpunk says: !!!!?

Mizarpunk says: wait

Mizarpunk says: hes been dead

rayjay˛ says: for 3 months

Mizarpunk says: yeah

rayjay˛ says: but the fact is he died!

Mizarpunk says: heh

rayjay˛ says: its sad in all my times of eating Wendys

rayjay˛ says: about 5 times

Mizarpunk says: its a rip off

Mizarpunk says: me and my bro went in one time

Mizarpunk says: looked at the menu

Mizarpunk says: and walked out

rayjay˛ says: lol

rayjay˛ says: why'd ya do that?

Mizarpunk says: its a rip off!

rayjay˛ says: lol

Mizarpunk says: even a regular burger was 3

rayjay˛ says: well I have only eaten at Wendys about 5 times

rayjay˛ says: the last time must have been over 2 years ago

rayjay˛ says: its about a 2 hour drive to the nearest wendys over here

Mizarpunk says: I rarely have eaten there

rayjay˛ says: QB) Behold! I am the ghost of Dave Thomas!

Mizarpunk says: !

Mizarpunk says: you're a rip off

rayjay˛ says: QB) Try my new spicy crispy chicken sandwich

Mizarpunk says: coughripoffcough

rayjay˛ says: QB) Did you know I am dead?

rayjay˛ says: QB) Eat at Wendys

rayjay˛ says: QB) Wheres the beef? At Wendys

Mizarpunk says: wheres my money?

rayjay˛ says: QB) You have it

Mizarpunk says: in your pocket you swindeling dead man

rayjay˛ says: QB) I have dontated my body to burgers

rayjay˛ says: QB) look for the new "Dave Burger" soon

Mizarpunk says: thats gross

Mizarpunk says: so they made burgers out of you

rayjay˛ says: QB) they are 10 bucks each

I'm not sure, but I think they did make a Dave Thomas burger a few months after his death. If that is true then stay away from it. Stay far far away because you know the secret to the "Dave Burger".