Gecko Has A Few Loose Screws




Gecko is, as he would put it, an insane nutter. This has got to be one of the most nonsensical things I have ever read. And I never noticed it until now, but this also must have been my inspitation for Tim Gogh '79, my version of Gecko in the 70s.

ValiusZerah says: We had a snake stolen at the pet store today.

Gecko Mayhem says: pet store?

ValiusZerah says: yeah man

Gecko Mayhem says: You go in there much

ValiusZerah says: Where I work

ValiusZerah says: uhh yeah

ValiusZerah says: I work there

Gecko Mayhem says: You never said that

ValiusZerah says: lol

Gecko Mayhem says: so

ValiusZerah says: Yes I did

Gecko Mayhem says: NO

ValiusZerah says: Well we got it stolen

ValiusZerah says: a $99 snake

Gecko Mayhem says: I've never even seen a snake!

ValiusZerah says: Thats like a million dollars in new zealand.

Gecko Mayhem says: hehe

Gecko Mayhem says: yeah

Gecko Mayhem says: 2 million

ValiusZerah says: and we ended up getting it back at the end of the day.

Gecko Mayhem says: oh cool

ValiusZerah says: Some guy in Elsinore (a different city and pet shop)

ValiusZerah says: called us

ValiusZerah says: he knows the owner

Gecko Mayhem says: I thought it wiggled back.

ValiusZerah says: lol

ValiusZerah says: The kid tryed to sell him the snake.

ValiusZerah says: the moron

ValiusZerah says: He looked to young to be selling a snake.

ValiusZerah says: So thats why he called us.

ValiusZerah says: plu

ValiusZerah says: err

ValiusZerah says: plus

Gecko Mayhem says: ...

Gecko Mayhem says: plus what

ValiusZerah says: We are the only people selling those kinds of snakes.

Gecko Mayhem says: There was a ladder stolen?

ValiusZerah says: ?

ValiusZerah says: I dont catch on to New Zealand humor very well.

Gecko Mayhem says: snakes and ladders...

Gecko Mayhem says: It's a game.

ValiusZerah says: oh yeah

Gecko Mayhem says: AND

ValiusZerah says: That is so far in the back of my mind.

Gecko Mayhem says: A type of snake is an ADDER.

Gecko Mayhem says: you said PLUS

ValiusZerah says: Oh man gecko

Gecko Mayhem says: hehe

ValiusZerah says: I wouldnt have thought of that.

ValiusZerah says: Never heard of an adder

Gecko Mayhem says: Well I did

Gecko Mayhem says: That's not how it's spelt.

Gecko Mayhem says: But it was part of the joke.

ValiusZerah says: Oh man

ValiusZerah says: You're just killing me.

Gecko Mayhem says: plus...

Gecko Mayhem says: It rhymes with ladder!

Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHA

ValiusZerah says: !?

ValiusZerah says: what!?

ValiusZerah says: No it doesn't

Gecko Mayhem says: rotflmao

ValiusZerah says: Man, lay off the tea

Gecko Mayhem says: adder PLUS ladder

Gecko Mayhem says: makes me madder!

Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHAHA

Gecko Mayhem says: ok

ValiusZerah says: (runs for the hills)

Gecko Mayhem says: I blather

Gecko Mayhem says: Sorry, but I'll gather

Gecko Mayhem says: my thoughts again.

ValiusZerah says: If thats possible

Gecko Mayhem says: It's going to rain

Gecko Mayhem says: Oh look it already is

ValiusZerah says: Is this a joke?

Gecko Mayhem says: No.

Gecko Mayhem says: Just rhyming

ValiusZerah says: ok good

Gecko Mayhem says: and good timing

ValiusZerah says: sigh

Gecko Mayhem says: No climbing

Gecko Mayhem says: allowed in here

Gecko Mayhem says: So don't stare

Gecko Mayhem says: or do you even care?

ValiusZerah says: .......

Gecko Mayhem says: sorry

Gecko Mayhem says: I'll stop now

Gecko Mayhem says: holy cow!

Gecko Mayhem says: j/k

ValiusZerah says: not now

Gecko Mayhem says: hehe