
Gecko is, as he would put it, an insane nutter. This has got to be one of the most nonsensical things I have ever read. And I never noticed it until now, but this also must have been my inspitation for Tim Gogh '79, my version of Gecko in the 70s.
ValiusZerah says: We had a snake stolen at the pet store today.
Gecko Mayhem says: pet store?
ValiusZerah says: yeah man
Gecko Mayhem says: You go in there much
ValiusZerah says: Where I work
ValiusZerah says: uhh yeah
ValiusZerah says: I work there
Gecko Mayhem says: You never said that
ValiusZerah says: lol
Gecko Mayhem says: so
ValiusZerah says: Yes I did
Gecko Mayhem says: NO
ValiusZerah says: Well we got it stolen
ValiusZerah says: a $99 snake
Gecko Mayhem says: I've never even seen a snake!
ValiusZerah says: Thats like a million dollars in new zealand.
Gecko Mayhem says: hehe
Gecko Mayhem says: yeah
Gecko Mayhem says: 2 million
ValiusZerah says: and we ended up getting it back at the end of the day.
Gecko Mayhem says: oh cool
ValiusZerah says: Some guy in Elsinore (a different city and pet shop)
ValiusZerah says: called us
ValiusZerah says: he knows the owner
Gecko Mayhem says: I thought it wiggled back.
ValiusZerah says: lol
ValiusZerah says: The kid tryed to sell him the snake.
ValiusZerah says: the moron
ValiusZerah says: He looked to young to be selling a snake.
ValiusZerah says: So thats why he called us.
ValiusZerah says: plu
ValiusZerah says: err
ValiusZerah says: plus
Gecko Mayhem says: ...
Gecko Mayhem says: plus what
ValiusZerah says: We are the only people selling those kinds of snakes.
Gecko Mayhem says: There was a ladder stolen?
ValiusZerah says: ?
ValiusZerah says: I dont catch on to New Zealand humor very well.
Gecko Mayhem says: snakes and ladders...
Gecko Mayhem says: It's a game.
ValiusZerah says: oh yeah
Gecko Mayhem says: AND
ValiusZerah says: That is so far in the back of my mind.
Gecko Mayhem says: A type of snake is an ADDER.
Gecko Mayhem says: you said PLUS
ValiusZerah says: Oh man gecko
Gecko Mayhem says: hehe
ValiusZerah says: I wouldnt have thought of that.
ValiusZerah says: Never heard of an adder
Gecko Mayhem says: Well I did
Gecko Mayhem says: That's not how it's spelt.
Gecko Mayhem says: But it was part of the joke.
ValiusZerah says: Oh man
ValiusZerah says: You're just killing me.
Gecko Mayhem says: plus...
Gecko Mayhem says: It rhymes with ladder!
Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHA
ValiusZerah says: !?
ValiusZerah says: what!?
ValiusZerah says: No it doesn't
Gecko Mayhem says: rotflmao
ValiusZerah says: Man, lay off the tea
Gecko Mayhem says: adder PLUS ladder
Gecko Mayhem says: makes me madder!
Gecko Mayhem says: HAHAHAHAHA
Gecko Mayhem says: ok
ValiusZerah says: (runs for the hills)
Gecko Mayhem says: I blather
Gecko Mayhem says: Sorry, but I'll gather
Gecko Mayhem says: my thoughts again.
ValiusZerah says: If thats possible
Gecko Mayhem says: It's going to rain
Gecko Mayhem says: Oh look it already is
ValiusZerah says: Is this a joke?
Gecko Mayhem says: No.
Gecko Mayhem says: Just rhyming
ValiusZerah says: ok good
Gecko Mayhem says: and good timing
ValiusZerah says: sigh
Gecko Mayhem says: No climbing
Gecko Mayhem says: allowed in here
Gecko Mayhem says: So don't stare
Gecko Mayhem says: or do you even care?
ValiusZerah says: .......
Gecko Mayhem says: sorry
Gecko Mayhem says: I'll stop now
Gecko Mayhem says: holy cow!
Gecko Mayhem says: j/k
ValiusZerah says: not now
Gecko Mayhem says: hehe