Lotto People

Let me get a few things out of the way. First, yes I do have an issue of Lotto People Magazine, but its not much of a magazine. Its more of a pamphlet. And it was free too. Second, lots of games have had lottery minigames in them. Majora's Mask, Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire and uhh... thats all I can think of right now. Third, of course I don't take this idea very seriously and can tell how much this game would suck. And last, it is true that ugly people do win the lotto. So if you're ugly, then get to buying those tickets. The people in that pamphlet are losers, one guy says, "I knew that if I lived long enough, I would finnaly win the lottery."

Rayjay's Key To Ugly Drawings

[+] = A Telephone. I can see that it could also mean a box with with a cross in it, or some sort of microwaveable meatloaf.

Wednesday, July 09, 2003

rayjay2 says: I just got the latest issue of "Lotto People Magazine".

Mizarpunk says: lol

Mizarpunk says: You are the biggest loser I know.

rayjay2 says: It seems that a lot of ugly people win the lottery.

Mizarpunk says: I wouldn't know.

Mizarpunk says: I dont subscribe to lotto people.

rayjay2 says: Well you should.

rayjay2 says: Its better than EGM.

Mizarpunk says: um

rayjay2 says: It also has tips on winning the lottery.

Mizarpunk says: lol

rayjay2 says: Such as buying multiple tickets.

Mizarpunk says: As if theres any skil required whatsoever.

Mizarpunk says: And building a time machine.

rayjay2 says: I have a time machine.

rayjay2 says: But the Federal Lotto Thugs know that you use one.

rayjay2 says: Becuase they are from the future.

rayjay2 says: They even know what you are doing right now.

rayjay2 says: (phone ringing) ring ring

Mizarpunk says: uh hello

rayjay2 says: [+] This is the Federal Lotto Thugs.

rayjay2 says: [+]We make it so you cant win the lotto.

rayjay2 says: [+]Unless you buy a subscription to Lotto People

rayjay2 says: [+]So all lotto tickets you buy are worthless!

Mizarpunk says: *gives phone to rayjay*

Mizarpunk says: [+]This is the Federal Lotto Thugs
We make it so you cant win the lotto
unless you buy a subscription to Lotto People.
So all lotto tickets you buy are worthless!

rayjay2 says: hello

rayjay2 says: oh no!

rayjay2 says: This gives me a great idea for a game.

rayjay2 says: The object would be to win the lottery.

Mizarpunk says: awful idea

rayjay2 says: no

rayjay2 says: There would be health bars.

rayjay2 says: But instead there would be lotto bars.

rayjay2 says: Those are your odds of winning the lotery.

rayjay2 says: You fill the bar by buying more tickets.

rayjay2 says: 1000 tickets fills up 1/1000000 of the bar.

rayjay2 says: But you have to be quick.

rayjay2 says: And buy as many tickets as you can in a week.

rayjay2 says: It would be an online game.

Mizarpunk says: boo

rayjay2 says: I never understood the lottery.

Mizarpunk says: And you want to make a game about it?

rayjay2 says: of course

rayjay2 says: Making a game would help me understand it better.

rayjay2 says: And increase my odds of winning.