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Updated April 24, 2002 FTB welcomes our newest member!  He has been kicking some serious ass!! LOOMIS: alias Lobster-Boy Has been know to play on 2 computers, use 2 mice, answer the phone, smoke, drink beer and backstab your poor butt simultaneously ... LOL Watch for jimraider, he got his first win today backstabbing and he kicked butt.  He is only 4 years old and likes to chat but cannot read or write yet ... LOL Famous quote: "Anyone can tell the truth but it takes a man with wisdom to know how to lie well" Famous quote in a game: "Sign the guest book at www.FTB.8k.com Stats to date: almost 4000 games

Letter of the Month April From :  Drmstlkr@aol.com To :  usurescrewedme@hotmail.com Subject :  Dear FTB asslickers Date :  Thu, 10 Jan 2002 23:18:16 EST I'm aware you guys get a real kick out of hate mail. I hope you love this piece. I just read about people who you backstabbed sending viruses. i would just like to send my sympathies to those people for haveing any kind of involvement with you'r gay little clan of butt pirates. I can only hope that they keep getting sent to you because you take a fun game and ruin it for other people. Once again i would like to say I HOPE ALL OF YOUR MEMBERS' COMPUTERS GETTED FUCKED UP BY A VICIOUS VIRUS. I would send one if i had one to send. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  Remember members, his email address is up there.  Send him an email to quit whining and shudddup and play!  Doesn't getting backstabbed make you a better player?  Jan. 5th, 2002 It's been almost 2 months since the last update.  With Crack busy pimpin' yer asses and me smokin' your Mom's weed, wee haven't had time for much else!! I played a game the other night and some bastard I was BSing had a hack he made called Spawn.  When activated, it produces pylons randomly on the map.  I couldn't kill the bitch.  You know who you are, so PLEASE email us!!  We gotta have it!!  It rocks! *** I've taken the time to update the screen shots.  If you want to send your own to us.....go nuts!!  We'll post them bastards sooner or later. *** This month we welcome a couple of new members.  Check out the members section to view them.  If you have any wicked replays or pics to send, we might post 'em! *** Email us to get the infamous Deciples of $atan map for all to enjoy.  It is a great little map with next to no gas...except at the top of the map (which also has a shit load of minerals).  You have to fly up there early on with a Terran command base.  By the time anyone figues out what is going on, you should have a good army built and away you go!  It is really frustrating!  An easy win 7v1!

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and some older news...

We tend to disagree that Starcraft is completely dead.  We wish them luck with their new site!!

NEW!!! - Click here to check out this kick ass backstab guide by Junkyard Dog from the http://www.scbackstab.com website!!

Hey all!  Just posted some great new screen shots!!  

    A couple of nights ago, Crack-FTB and Cretin-FTB enjoyed an incredibly intense game the other night.  It appeared that during a routine 7v1 game, 3 protoss players decided it would be a good idea to backstab everyone!  Needless to say, Crack and Cretin were going to get around to doing that.....but were in some serious trouble!  With what seemed like 100 zealots attacking our weak bases during the top of the game we didn't think we had a chance.  Then suddenly came a guy named Maisan!  This dude was a trooper and helped us out in a big way....and then we fucked 'em.  Check what he wrote us!

Well, I must say it was enjoyable losing to you. I'm not angry, but I probably should be. My rationalle behind playing 7v1's: I get to test new strats with people and not have to worry about the CPU swarming me if my strat sucks. This game I tried zerg for the first time. I got about 15 muta's and then 3 non-ftb kids BS'd me at once. I killed them all (they were all toss and all used the same all zerg strat.) and then they attacked again. THEN. FTB. Dang. Boy was I confused.

No hard feelings dude!  Glad you had fun!

If you want you can check out Maisan's web page here.

Sorry Crack and I haven't had a chance to update the roster for a while and the members page is going to be redesigned for quicker loading time.  If you have any comments or ideas, please email us at usurescrewedme@hotmail.com .  Let us know if you wanna join!

OK backstabbers, listen up.  There are a few fuckers out there who are sending our members viruses.  This is getting a little fucking stupid.  Just remember that there are a few fucks out there that will get a little upset will do things like this.  In light of these incidents, we have decided to post the emails and names of people who are sending these viruses.  Please email Cretin or Crack here if any of you have had some problems with these people and we will post their info on a new section called fuckers.  This is not a funny joke at all.  Backstabbing a 7v1 game is, in our opinion, a duty and fair game.  IT IS ONLY A GAME and these fuckers who make these malicious attacks deserve to be exposed. 

Check out our members section for new additions!!

Do you have screen shots of people sending you funny messages?  Get off your but and send them to usurescrewedme@hotmail.com and we will add them to our screen shot gallery!