Grandma's Battlenet Backstab Beatdown
Serves: 8

1. Log on to Battlenet.

2. Find some lame ass 6v2 or 7v1 cpu game with a bunch of guys with names like {-*{K!LLA666}*-} and LIMP-BIZKIT-RULEZ!!! It's more fun if you're playing some sorry BGH variant with zillions of crystals per base.

3. When the game starts, turn on shared vision and allies to everyone, but leave allied victory off.

4. Execute a build order. Any random build order will put you ahead of 90% of the people that play 7 v 1's. A build order optimized for backstabbing will put you ahead of everyone but other people who are planning on betraying everyone as well.

5. Remove your alliance and start killing people. If you have huge balls, try attacking everyone at once. If you don't, kill them one at a time.

6. When they start whining and cursing at you- "FTB!!" shall be your reply. 

7. The computer, if it hasn't already been eliminated, now probably controls half the board and is fighting mad. Destroy it and claim your win.

8. Repeat until boredom