Ahmed Nukton wanted to be a suicide bomber when he grew up, but he found that most people who took the profession rarely had it for more than a day. He wondered why. His phone rand and he answered.

"Ahmed's Camel Rental and Turban Washing. How may I help you?"

"I have the toy you wanted. Oh I also got that gun too." Suddenly you hear doors break and federal agents shooting. Several screams are heard and then someone hangs up.

"Hello? Is anyone wanting to speak to Ahmed? Ok, thank you come again."

Ahmed then realized that his friend Apu Rhastalahan must have called saying he had the Golden Barret Light .50 and he stupidly said so on the phone. Ahmed then made a trip to Apu's house.

Once outside, Ahmed grabbed his AK-47 and put it around his shoulder and got on his camel. In Lebanon, camels and AK-47s are sacred along with towel headwear. He rode 100 long miles to go the desert route, even though Apu lived across the street. He finally arrived after the long ride and found the gun in a box labeled "stolen illegal sniper rifle" and then carried it outside. He rode to the capital of terrorism, Baghdad.

Once in Baghdad, he found the section of town with multiple sniper roosts. He went up on one and took out a megaphone.

"Attention Baghdad! For the Ayatollah! I have a sniper rifle! For the Ayatollah!" he screamed. Naturally the Iraqis thought it was another teleised rally and would mean free food for them tonight. They started waving their AK-47s around and shouting Anti-American slogams. Saddam noticed the rally and started videoing and riding through the streets.

"For the Ayatollah! I will kill you all! For the Ayatollah!" Ahemd screamed. He then sniped from his roost and burned from the acid. To this day, he is the only one to survive long enough to kill a man with the Golden Barret Light .50.

By Cp. Medico Niko