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The Time Trials of Derek Clark
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AWARDS:
Player of the Week: November (1st wk) 2000
Player of the Week: December (2nd wk) 2000
Player of the Month: November 2000
Best Player 4th Quarter 2000
Best Player Winter 2001
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  Name: Derek Clark
Born: July 27, 1982Location: Seminole, Florida, USA Email Address: zero2sixty5flat@hotmail.com MK64 Breakthrough 
Experience ("serious" gameplay): 5 monthsFavorite Non-Shorcut Course: Banshee Boardwalk Favorite Shortcut Course: Royal Raceway Most Disliked Non-Shortcut Course: Toad's Turnpike Most Disliked Shortcut Course: Toad's Turnpike (again) Favorite Driver: Yoshi Most Disliked Driver: That damned Toad Unique Gaming Tactic: Ritualistic sacrifice of goats before gameplay Licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop: 3.11 x 1014 "Sparky the Spontaneously Combusting Dog," Official Mascot of C.E.  "Stop, drop, and roll boy! ...Roll Over NOW!!!" -Derek Clark |
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| Time Tables |
 Explanation of Table Colors Gold times represent Legend times Silver times represent King times Bronze times represent Sub-King times. Green items represent good stuff Blue items represent bad stuff |
| DISCLAIMER: Other items on the table might be colored simply to catch your attention, whether it points out something good, or bad. CLARK ENTERPRISES does not hold any liability for any times or statistics you perceive to be colored inexplicably. Pregnant women should refrain from looking directly at the table without eye protection, and people with heart problems are strongly recommended not to look at the shortcut times. |
| # | Track | 3-lap best | Standard | F-lap best | Standard | Lap # | Splits | Strat | Date | Date |
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| 1 | Luigi Raceway | 1'40"29 | King D | 0'31"99 | King C | Lap 2 | 0'34"15 - 0'34"06 - 0'32"08 | 0-0-3 | 12-16-00 | 12-19-00 |
| 2 | Moo Moo Farm | 1'15"80 | King C | 0'24"47 | King B | Lap 1 | 0'25"25 - 0'25"06 - 0'25"49 | 1-1-1 | 8-29-01 | 8-29-01 |
| 3 | K. Troopa Beach | 1'22"54 | King B | 0'26"39 | Legend D | Lap 1 | 0'27"46 - 0'27"52 - 0'27"56 | 1-1-1 | 8-20-01 | 8-20-01 |
| 4 | Kalimari Desert | 1'46"95 | King B | 0'33"31 | Legend F | Lap 1 | 0'34"64 - 0'35"60 - 0'36"71 | 2-1-0 | 8-26-01 | 8-26-01 |
| 5 | Toad's Turnpike | 2'32"80 | King C | 0'50"15 | King B | Lap 1 | 0'50"44 - 0'51"19 - 0'51"17 | 3-0-0 | 8-29-00 | 8-29-00 |
| 6 | Frappe Snowland | 1'43"81 | King B | 0'33"13 | Legend D | Lap 2 | 0'34"51 - 0'34"63 - 0'34"67 | 1-1-1 | 12-19-00 | 12-17-00 |
| 7 | Choco Mountain | 1'39"75 | King B | 0'32"64 | King B | Lap 1 | 0'33"14 - 0'33"25 - 0'33"36 | 1-1-1 | 12-21-00 | 12-21-00 |
| 8 | Mario Raceway | 1'15"54 | King C | 0'23"68 | King B | Lap 1 | 0'25"01 - 0'25"23 - 0'25"30 | 1-1-1 | 8-27-01 | 8-27-01 |
| 9 | Wario Stadium | 3'46"18 | King D | 1'14"41 | King B | Lap 1 | 1'15"21 - 1'15"49 - 1'15"48 | 1-1-1 | 1-11-01 | 1-11-01 |
| 10 | Sherbet Land | 1'40"26 | King C | 0'32"89 | King C | Lap 1 | 0'33"53 - 0'33"26 - 0'33"47 | 1-1-1 | 9-1-01 | 8-21-01 |
| 11 | Royal Raceway | 2'27"72 | King D | 0'47"84 | Legend F | Lap 1 | 0'49"34 - 0'49"25 - 0'49"13 | 1-1-1 | 12-21-00 | 8-28-01 |
| 12 | Bowser's Castle | 1'54"79 | Elite A | 0'37"47 | King D | Lap 1 | 0'38"33 - 0'38"09 - 0'38"37 | 1-1-1 | 12-7-00 | 11-21-00 |
| 13 | DK's Jungle Park | 1'57"59 | King B | 0'36"86 | Legend F | Lap 1 | 0'39"44 - 0'38"97 - 0'39"18 | 1-1-1 | 9-3-01 | 12-12-00 |
| 14 | Yoshi Valley | 1'30"15 | King C | 0'27"51 | King B | Lap 1 | 0'29"72 - 0'30"03 - 0'30"40 | 1-1-1 | 12-24-00 | 12-24-00 |
| 15 | Banshee Boardwalk | 1'46"59 | Legend F | 0'34"79 | Legend D | Lap 1 | 0'35"44 - 0'35"49 - 0'35"66 | 1-1-1 | 8-31-01 | 8-30-01 |
| 16 | Rainbow Road | 5'06"05 | King F | 1'41"14 | King D | Lap 1 | 1'41"15 - 1'42"75 - 1'42"15 | 3-0-0 | 1-17-01 | 11-11-00 |
| # | Track | 3-lap best | Standard | F-lap best | Standard | Lap # | Splits | Strat | Date | Date |
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| 1 | Luigi Raceway | 1'30"86 | Elite D | 0'26"28 | King C | Lap 1 | 0'27"80 - 0'28"58 - 0'34"48 | 1-2-0 | 12-16-00 | 12-16-00 |
| 2 | Toad's Turnpike | 1'36"82 | Elite B | 0'29"90 | King D | Lap 3 | 0'33"87 - 0'32"05 - 0'30"90 | 1-0-2 | 11-18-00 | 12-21-00 |
| 3 | Frappe Snowland | 0'23"03 | King B | 0'05"45 | King C | Lap 3 | 0'10"51 - 0'06"81 - 0'05"71 | 2-1-0 | 11-24-00 | 10-19-01 |
| 4 | Choco Mountain | 1'11"12 | King A | 0'22"15 | Legend F | Lap 1 | 0'23"24 - 0'24"18 - 0'23"70 | 3-0-0 | 12-18-00 | 12-19-00 |
| 5 | Mario Raceway | 0'56"33 | Elite C | 0'16"65 | King F | Lap 1 | 0'18"39 - 0'19"91 - 0'18"03 | 1-1-1 | 1-14-01 | 11-4-00 |
| 6 | Wario Stadium | 0'16"03 | King B | 0'04"42 | King C | Lap 1 | 0'04"69 - 0'05"54 - 0'05"80 | 0-0-0 | 12-23-00 | 12-23-00 |
| 7 | Royal Raceway | 1'45"76 | King D | 0'32"16+ | Legend A | Lap 1 | 0'34"71 - 0'34"67 - 0'36"13 | 1-1-1 | 12-11-00 | 12-16-00 |
| 8 | DK's Jungle Park | 0'27"45 | King D | 0'04"12 | King A | Lap 2 | 0'14"03 - 0'07"23 - 0'06"19 | 1-1-1 | 10-26-00 | 9-4-01 |
| 9 | Yoshi Valley | 0'29"93 | King F | 0'07"73 | Legend B | Lap 2 | [unknown] | 1-1-1 | [unknown] | 11-19-00 |
| 10 | Rainbow Road | 3'51"61 | King F | 1'15"82 | King C | Lap 1 | 1'16"13 - 1'18"01 - 1'17"47 | 3-0-0 | 12-1-00 | 12-19-00 |
| + = 2nd fastest NTSC time known (31"88, Myles Bukrim), 3rd fastest NTSC/PAL combined known in the world (32"03, Steven Zwartjes). |
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