Here we are about to enter the mind of a genious....read and see.



(Catlin): hello
caoXcao: hello Lexi...
(Catlin): this aint lexi!
caoXcao: so why did u lie to lindsey and say i asked u to dinner, when u asked me?
caoXcao: who the heck r u?
(Catlin): catlin
caoXcao: ah
(Catlin): ooh
(Catlin): so who are you
(Catlin): ;-)
caoXcao: her ex-bf
(Catlin): who's 
caoXcao: Lindz
caoXcao: my name's bill
(Catlin): what 
(Catlin): sure
(Catlin): ok
(Catlin): your a fag
caoXcao: right, whatever
(Catlin): what
caoXcao: except for the fact you dont fukkin know me
(Catlin): i dont need to
(Catlin): your a fuckin fag cause i say so
(Catlin): ok
caoXcao: haha
(Catlin): >:o
(Catlin): fuuck off
caoXcao: this coming from the school mascot
(Catlin): your point
(Catlin): fucker
caoXcao: you're a snotty ass ghetto-wannabe bitch
caoXcao: that's what
caoXcao: i've seen your house... what a podunk
(Catlin): what 
caoXcao: you heard me
caoXcao: po-dunk
caoXcao: say it with me now
caoXcao: "podunk"
caoXcao: good job
(Catlin): oo so you think your a bad mother fucker huh
(Catlin): i dont think so
(Catlin): do you know who i am
caoXcao: lol, no, I just don't take shit from poh-ass scrubby bitches
caoXcao: yeah, i've seen your scrawny ass
(Catlin): >:o
(Catlin): ohh ok you think your cool come on over h4ere
(Catlin): here
caoXcao: oh dont get your damn panties in a knot
(Catlin): what's your #
caoXcao: just cause you think you're the ice-princess
caoXcao: lol, why would i give you my private phone number?
caoXcao: it's unlisted for a reason.
caoXcao: hah
(Catlin): believe it or not i a m
(Catlin): yeah lexi's got i mother fucker
caoXcao: oh well
caoXcao: i dont care
caoXcao: lol, you can kill me if you want, i dont wanna live anymore anyways
caoXcao: i'll let ya
caoXcao: we can make it look like an accident
caoXcao: and i will film it so you can watch it over and over
caoXcao: and enjoy what you did
(Catlin): your queer
(Catlin): got a life
caoXcao: come on, i'm giving you the chance to kill me and get away with it
(Catlin): guess not 
caoXcao: and you're not accepting? now that is fucked up
(Catlin): grow up
caoXcao: come on Catlin, just kill me
caoXcao: please?
caoXcao: then i can fuckin haunt your ass, it'll be fun... invite the family if you want!
caoXcao: sell tickets?
caoXcao: i could make you rich little bitch.
caoXcao: you're passin up such an opporunity
caoXcao: well, wanna kill me or what?
caoXcao: It'd be best to die now, got my Sublime
(Catlin): leave me alone fucker!
(Catlin): answer your fuckin fone dumb ass
caoXcao: (tries to think of a way you'll understand what he says) I gots mahself call-waitin Yo!	so you cant call me foo     
(Catlin): grow up and answe your fone........
(AND SHE CALLED ME!!! AHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!)
caoXcao: you're so sweet to me.
caoXcao: that cheered me up
caoXcao: thank you
caoXcao: i dont think i wanna die anymore
(Catlin): gee your cool
caoXcao: thank you
caoXcao: lol, my uncle showed me your house one day
caoXcao: he's the jackson county police chief
caoXcao: since i'm a nice guy, i'd watch out Leoni has been talking about your house allot on the com.
(Catlin): ooh yeah that's why the police were at my housr last night
(Catlin): maybe that's y
caoXcao: they were?
(Catlin): yah
caoXcao: this was like two weeks ago
(Catlin): ?
(Catlin): no they were there last night
caoXcao: Catlin sorry for tryin to mess w/ your head
caoXcao: I've been pissed off at lindsey all night long
(Catlin): o
(Catlin): im drunk
caoXcao: all i have to say is you guys need to be a little more sneaky
(Catlin): what do you mean 
caoXcao: i've heard that they have 376's and a possible 871 on your house
caoXcao: 376's are disturbing the peace, and 871...
(Catlin): how am i gona be sneaky whaen there is to 200 ppl at my house?
caoXcao: is a drug bust
(Catlin): what
caoXcao: i dunno
caoXcao: don't kill the messenger, that's all he told me.
(Catlin): what are you talkin about
caoXcao: about which, dont kill the messenger, or the 871?
(Catlin): booth
(Catlin): both
caoXcao: 871 means drug suspicioun
(Catlin): meaning what
caoXcao: and dont kill the messenger means "dont get mad at me for telling you"
(Catlin): oo
caoXcao: that the cops think your house is a drug stop.
(Catlin):  oo yeah
(Catlin): how do you know
caoXcao: cause my uncle is jackson county police chief
caoXcao: and leoni has to report to him.
caoXcao: directly
(Catlin): ooh
(Catlin):  i dont care 
(Catlin): we got it all under control
caoXcao: just watch your back, cause i know they're close
caoXcao: I dont want any of Lexi's friends in trouble
(Catlin): we got it under cntrol trust mw        ***********
(Catlin): me
caoXcao: ok, good
(Catlin): control sorry im drunk
caoXcao: sorry i was being such a jerk earlier, i've been pissed off all day
(Catlin): and ot is hard to type 
caoXcao: yeah, i know how that is.
(Catlin): that's ok 
caoXcao: but yeah, you guys need to be more sneaky, cause my uncle has mentioned your house a couple of times
caoXcao: askin if i knew you or not, I told him i didnt know you
(Catlin): oo
(Catlin): i cant sit here for very ling so sorry if i dont im you in a min
caoXcao: ok,its fine
(Catlin): long
(Catlin): *
(Catlin): ok
caoXcao: im busy anyways
caoXcao: Bye
(Catlin): bue
(Catlin): bye