AALIYAH MONROE vs SWAGGA BLACK -Standard Match- AALIYAH MONROE is the first one out to the ring and SWAGGA BLACK seems like he was not prepared once he makes his way out. He gets into the ring and starts arguing with the referee about how he was busy and wants more time before the match starts, but instead the referee just rings the bell to start the match! SWAGGA gets pissed and pushes the referee so the referee pushes SWAGGA back and AALIYAH grabs SWAGGA and spins him around, right into position for THE STUNNER! SWAGGA BLACK definitely didn't see that one coming! He flopped around like a fish out of water for a couple seconds after receiving that stunner and now AALIYAH quickly follows up by bringing SWAGGA back up to his feet and she executes a perfect northern lights suplex pin and many of the men in the audience begin cheering and whistling as she holds the bridge pin and the ref counts....1 ...2 ...THREE!!! AALIYAH released the bridge pin and gets to her feet almost looking surprised it was this easy. She does this cute little shrugging motion as if to say "oops" before she dusts off her shoulder and the fans love it! WINNER: AALIYAH MONROE THE APEX LEGACY vs HADES -Standard Match- HADES makes his way to the ring to absolutely no crowd reaction at all. He waits for his opponent who is making his XWF in ring debut tonight and the fans begin to get excited to see the new star in action. "Invincible" by Machine Gun Kelly suddenly hits the speakers and the fans rise in anticipation. After a few moments, THE APEX LEGACY slowly enters onto the stage. He stops in middle of stage and drops to one knee, crosses his arms across his chest for 3 seconds and then jumps up as red pyro fires from each side of him. The fans pop as the fireworks fill the air, and then THE APEX LEGACY runs to the ring and slides under rope, completely ready to go for his first XWF match! The bell rings as LEGACY points to a few fans who are cheering and he acknowledges them just long enough for HADES to run up behind him with a cheap shot, clubbing LEGACY in the back with a hard forearm. HADES continues to beat down LEGACY to one knee and then pulls LEGACY back up to shove him hard into the corner. HADES backs up and charges but LEGACY dives out of the way! The fans pop! HADES ends up ramming his own shoulder into the ring post and getting stuck between the middle and top turnbuckle as LEGACY uses this chance to kick HADES in the stomach several times and then pull him back out from the corner to drop him with a sidewalk slam. LEGACY stomps on the fallen HADES a few times and then goes for a cover ...1 ...2 ...KICKOUT! LEGACY doesn't seem very surprised as he immediately follows up with a few more stomps and then drops a big knee right across the face of HADES. LEGACY wastes no time now as he pulls HADES up to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a huge Double-A spinebuster! The fans applaud as LEGACY signals for something now..... HADES very slowly staggers back up to his feet but he's on rubberband legs.... LEGACY is poised and ready to strike as HADES stumbles right into his clutches.... THE LEGACY BOMB!!! THE APEX LEGACY covers HADES! ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!! WINNER: THE APEX LEGACY ARSENIC vs JUSTIN ZANE -First Blood Match- The fans wait in anticipation for what is surely to be a bloodbath here tonight. Suddenly we hear the familiar intro of JUSTIN ZANE blair over the speakers... "WARNING! WARNING! JUSTIN ZANE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED HIGHLY DANGEROUS! REPEAT; JUSTIN ZANE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED HIGHLY ........ BLOODY!" The voice gets cut off before the last word and replaced by the voice of ARSENIC! We see JUSTIN ZANE pushed out from behind the entrance curtain and he is already soaked in blood! He collapses to the stage as the fans let out a horrified gasp, and out steps ARSENIC with a microphone in one hand and a barbed wire baseball bat in the other hand! ARSENIC: I repeat! JUSTIN ZANE should be considered HIGHLY BLOODIED AND BEATEN! BAM!!! ARSENIC lifts his arms high above his head and just smashes that barbed wire bat right down into ZANE's forehead! The scene almost resembles something out of Mortal Kombat. There literally SHOULD NOT be this much blood coming from just one human being's face!!! ARSENIC yanks the bat out of ZANE's face and kicks him so hard that ZANE begins rolling and tumbling down the ramp, leaving various puddles of blood all over the ramp on his way down. ARSENIC calmly tosses the microphone to the side as he stalks his prey. The referee watches as ARSENIC finally gets ZANE down to ringside and he rolls the bloody ZANE into the ring. ARSENIC slowly enters the ring with a cold stare in his eyes and then shoots a look of death toward that referee. Without hesitation, the referee rings the bell?!?!? But this is a FIRST blood match and it looks like ZANE may have already lost ALL of his blood!!! The ref seems unsure of what to do and is clearly intimidated by ARSENIC, who looks down at ZANE with a sickening look in his eye. He slowly slamps his hands down around ZANE's head, not caring one bit about all the blood he's getting on himself now, and he pulls ZANE's limp body up right into an easily executed BRAINBUSTAAAAAH! More blood splashes out from where ZANE's head hits! That's it! The ref has seen enough! DING DING DING DING DING!!! ARSENIC isn't stopping! He already won this match before it even began, but now he's going out to ringside and looking under the ring for something else. ARSENIC slowly pulls out a massive pair of BOLT CUTTERS! They are so large they look like they could cut right through a human arm. The fans begin to panic as ARSENIC slides back into the ring very slowly, not taking his eyes off of ZANE for even a split second. Suddenly the referee signals for more officials as several other referees plus arena security all rush into the ring. They quickly rush to ZANE's aid and try to hold ARSENIC back from causing more damage. ARSENIC looks like he's thinking about slicing his way right through all of them, but then finally decides against it as he just throws the giant bolt cutters into the group of officials. The fans are booing pretty heavily now as ARSENIC slowly makes his way toward the back with "Black Star" by Carcass blasting over the speakers. WINNER: ARSENIC MR. XWF & CHASM vs The tag team known only as "DAWN" -with ANJELLEKA SLAYTER & DR. EMO at ringside- Mr. XWF and CHASM stand in the ring awaiting their opponents as the lights in the arena go black, as the crowd gets loud. It's not their opponents though instead it's the tag team champions. "Weightless" by All Time Low plays as Anjelleka and Dr. EMO walk out onstage. "Manage me, I'm a mess; Turn a page, I'm a book half unread; I wanna be laughed at, laughed with, just because; I wanna feel weightless and that should be enough" The crowd cheers as the two walk down the ramp high fiving fans. "Well I'm stuck in this fucking rut; Waiting on a second hand pick me up; And I'm over getting older; If I could just find the time; Then I would never let another day go by; I'm over getting old." They walk around the ring before they both sit down at two chairs that are at ringside. The song fades out as the ring announcer takes his spot in the center of the ring, but out of nowhere both DAWNs jump into the ring and attack CHASM and MR. XWF from behind. The DAWNS look to do more damage before the match begins but the ref steps in the way and the forces one of the DAWNs to get on the apron and waits for MR. XWF and CHASM to get up. The ref calls for the bell and the match officially begins with RED DAWN and CHASM start off the match for their respective teams. The two of them charge at each other, but stop suddenly when EMO stands up and is handed a mic. EMO: You know, this isn't interesting at all. How about everyone get in the ring and let's make it no disqualification. Let's really see who wants it more. EMO sits back down as MR. XWF and BLACK DAWN enter the ring now and chaos ensues. THE DAWNs mimicking the others move. They both gouge the eyes of their opponents and in sync connect with huge superkicks. They watch the CHASM and MR. XWF, waiting for them to get up. BLACK DAWN goes for CHASM, leaving RED DAWN with MR. XWF. BLACK DAWN pushes Chasm against the corner and... starts to bite at his neck! He pushes her away as she stumbles back CHASM runs out of the corner and connects with a big clothesline. That sends himself to his knees. When he stands up he is greeted with a knee to the face from RED DAWN. CHASM falls to the ground and rolls out of the ring holding his face. Both RED DAWN and BLACK DAWN look at MR. XWF who is standing tall and motioning for them to bring it. They both run at him backing him into the corner, but he fights his way out of it. Connecting with fist to RED DAWN knocking her down to the canvas, and outside the ring EMO is shown rolling CHASM's body back into the ring! MR. XWF stuns BLACK DAWN with a fury of rights, before locking for the rock bottom, but RED DAWN laying on her back kicks him in the side of the knee and he falls to the ground. Both DAWNS connect with a double DDT on MR. XWF. They now turn to CHASM. BLACK DAWN pulls him up and whips him into the corner. She props him up on the top rope..... THE TRIPLE S!!! Both DAWNs lay on CHASM as the ref makes the count. 1...2...MR. XWF breaks up the pin with a stomp on the back of each DAWN! RED DAWN gets up first ROCK BOTTOM!!! BLACK DAWN gets up and she is hit with a ROCK BOTTOM!!! MR. XWF picks up CHASM as they both cover each member of the DAWNs... 1...2...KICKOUT!!! They both kickout at the same time. EMO and ANJELLEKA both looked shocked as do CHASM and MR. XWF who start to argue with the ref... The DAWNS are back up BLACK DAWN jumps onto the back of MR. XWF and locks in a rear naked choke. RED DAWN runs her nails slowly down the back of CHASM as blood pours of the marks. CHASM in pain falls to one knee and RED DAWN moves in front of him. BLACK DAWN releases the hold on MR. XWF and rolls him out of the ring. She moves behind CHASM. CHASM gets up... WE ARE ****ING DAWN!!!! CHASM isn't moving! The ref calls for the bell! WINNERS: "DAWN" The hold remains locked in and the BLACK DAWN runs bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to the groin of CHASM. The ref can't break the hold and EMO and ANJLLEKA watch on at their challengers for the tag titles... Suddenly, "Unspoken" by the ghost inside plays over the PA System. The hold is finally broken as RJ PALMER walks out onstage! He stands there a moment with a tag title over his shoulder EMO and ANJELLEKA both stand up with their tag titles and the DAWNs stand tall in the ring as the XWF cuts to commercial. "The King of Wrestling" PETER GILMOUR vs PSICO PAYASO -AALIYAH MONROE guest ref- The bell rings and the two men lock up in the middle of the ring with PAYASO getting the better of the exchange by quickly putting GILMOUR in side headlock. GILMOUR however is having none of it and quickly tries belly to back suplex to break the hold. GILMOUR does fight his way out of the headlock but PAYASO ends up breaking free from the suplex and landing on his feet behind GILMOUR. PAYASO now grabs PETE'S tights and goes for a... a.... what the.... IT'S A WEDGIE! PAYASO WEDGIES GILMOUR! GILMOUR cocks his elbow back and absolutely rocks PAYASO with a vicious shot to the side of the head clown down, clown in distress! Meta World Peace ain't got shit on PETER GILMOUR! With PAYASO down GILMOUR embarks on the ugly task of removing his tights from his ass, hope he wiped good. Meanwhile KEVIN ANDERSON and ROSE SMITH are giving AALIYAH MONROE an earful about how illegal that wedgie was. AALIYAH just shrugs and stays focused on the action inside the ring as GILMOUR begins stomping a mud hole in PAYASO. GILMOUR now pulls PAYASO to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes before charging at him. PAYASO bounces off the ropes and PETER is right there to meet him with a Yakuza....NO! PAYASO comes with in inches of being decapitated but manages to just slip under GILMOUR'S foot. GILMOUR turns around right into a waiting PAYASO and... DOUBLE TITTIE TWISTER! PAYASO'S got it locked in, oh the agony! The only problem is it doesn't take GILMOUR long to figure out and appropriate counter. PUNCH TO THE F'N FACE! Yeah, that'll do it. It only takes one to get PAYASO to break the hold but PETE continues rocking the clown with a flurry of punches and tops it off snap suplex. GILMOUR goes for the pin! ONE ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. ...................................................... ............................................... ......................................... ........................... ................ ........... ......... ...... ..... ... TWO ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. KICKOUT!!!! ALLIYAH MONROE seemingly calling this one right down the middle so far, PAYASO'S unorthodox offense aside of course. KEN ADERSON and ROSE SMITH however don't feel that way and are once again giving AALIYAH an earful, this time about not counting quickly enough. This time AALIYAH gives them both a middle finger and once again turns her attention back to the action in the ring. GILMOUR is watching closely as PAYASO pulls himself to his feet, GILMOUR charges in and connects with a brutal clothesline. GILMOUR tries to follow it up with an elbow drop but PAYASO rolls out of the way and GILMOUR connects with nothing but canvas. PAYASO and GILMOUR both get to their feet and POOF! WHAT THE HELL? A puff of black smoke engulfs PAYASO and just like that he's gone. GILMOUR and AALIYAH MONROE both look around the ring utterly confused. Outside the ring KEVIN ANDERSON and ROSE SMITH continue their antagonizing ways demanding that AALIYAH MONROE start counting him out.... AND SHE DOES! 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THREE ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. ...................................................... ............................................... ......................................... ........................... ................ ........... ......... ...... ..... ... FOUR ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. ...................................................... ............................................... ......................................... ........................... ................ ........... ......... ...... ..... ... WHAT THE HELL? Out of nowhere ROSE SMITH lets out a glass shattering scream and vanishes underneath the ring, it's like the ring just ate her! KEVIN ANDERSON starts scrambling around at ringside looking under the ring trying to find her. Screams continue coming from beneath the ring as GILMOUR joins KEVIN in the search for ROSE. Inside the ring AALIYAH has stopped counted and is just trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Finally we see ROSE'S hands emerge from underneath the ring, ANDERSON and GILMOUR each grab an arm and pull her from beneath the ring. WHAT HELL IS THAT!!! ROSE emerges from beneath the ring covered in a white substance, what a moment, SHE'S BEEN CREAMPIED! ANDERSON and GILMOUR are both livid and they begin searching under the ring again, this time for PAYASO. Unknown to them however PAYASO rolls out of the opposite side of the ring and then climbs back in. AALIYAH MONROE gets a big grin on her face and holds her hand up for a high five, PAYASO slaps her and... AALIYAH screams? PAYASO quickly points to the joy buzzer in his hand before hugging AALIYAH. You see kids this is why you always need to set the safety on your high powered joy buzzers, don't shock the ones you love. PAYASO and AALIYAH'S embrace is cut short however by an absolutely enraged PETER GILMOUR sliding into the ring. You just can't creampie another man's woman, that's just not cool. PAYASO sees GILMOUR coming a mile away and is able to catch him with a couple of well placed kicks as soon as he slides in. KEVIN ANDERSON jumps up on the ring apron as he does more complaining to AALIYAH. PAYASO walks over to him and reaches towards him, A FLOWER! Wait, a flower? PAYASO pulls a flower from behind KEVIN ANDERSON'S ear and hands it to him. Aww isn't that nice. WAIT, ANDERSON GOES DOWN! The flower just sprays something in ANDERSON'S face and he falls from the apron to the concrete floor like he's just been shot. ANDERSON grunts in pain and rubs his eyes like he's just been maced while ROSE does whatever she can to help him. Inside the ring PAYASO points and laughs but he doesn't see GILMOUR sneaking up behind him. DOOMSDAY!!!! PAYASO JUST GOT DESTROYED! ONE ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. ...................................................... ............................................... ......................................... ........................... ................ ........... ......... ...... ..... ... TWO ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. ...................................................... ............................................... ......................................... ........................... ................ ........... ......... ...... ..... ... TH....... NO! FOOT ON THE ROPE! PAYASO got his foot on the rope at the last possible second! PETE slams his fists into the mat in frustration then stands up and grabs AALIYAH MONROE by the throat! PETER yells out "COUNT FASTER" as he begins choking the life out of AALIYAH. LOW BLOW! AALIYAH kicks PETER'S peter and he crumples down to his knees. ROSE has seen enough and she jumps into the ring leaving the blinded KEVIN ANDERSON to fend for himself as she tackles AALIYAH MONROE to the mat. CAT FIGHT! These bitches be cray cray! There are copious amounts of hair pulling, scratching, and biting going on. Come on ladies can't we settle this with a night of pillow fights and experimentation? GUESS NOT! ROSE lands a thunderous bitch smack and AALIYAH answers back with thumb to the eye followed by a punch right to the titty! Hey now that causes breast cancer, save the ta tas! AALIYAH pushes ROSE off her then gets to her feet only to be met by PETER GILMOUR who grabs her by the throat once again! It looks like GILMOUR has bad intentions here as he positions AALIYAH for a choke slam.. Wait, PAYASO gets to his feet and grabs PETER before he can do any damage WISECRACKER! PAYASO makes the cover. ONE ... ..... ...... ......... ........... ................ ............................ ...................................... .............................................. ...................................................... ............................................... ......................................... ........................... ................ ........... ......... ...... ..... ... ROSE BREAKS IT UP AND AALIYAH MONROE HAS HAD ENOUGH! AALIYAH grabs ROSE by the hair and... PAYASO DRIVER RIGHT ONTO GILMOUR! AALIYAH MONROE just drove ROSE'S head right into GILMOUR'S chest with a PAYASO DRIVER! AALIYAH pulls ROSE'S limp body right on top of GILMOUR'S and points at PAYASO. PAYASO drops down making the cover on both of them. 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WINNER: PSICO PAYASO MAIN EVENT X-Treme Championship Match X-Treme Champion HARDCORE SMITTY vs US Champion JOSE CHAVEZ -X-Treme Rules, US title NOT on the line- "Headlines" by Drake hits the speakers as the fans rise for the entrance of our XWF United States Champion. After a few moments we see JOSE CHAVES step out from the back with the US Title around his waist. He looks out to the sea of fans and raises his arms high in the air before making his way down the ramp and into the ring. Once his music cuts, we have an unusually long wait of silence before JOSE starts to wonder what is going on. A couple of minutes pass by and there is no HARDCORE SMITTY! Where could he be?! Suddenly we see on the X-Tron, a view of the backstage area. We see SMITTY's locker room door opening slowly and he comes walking out, hunched over as though he is about to vomit. Cameras follow him as he makes his way slowly through the backstage area and toward the entrance of the stage. Once he walks out onto the stage he holds his stomach and places his other hand over his mouth as though to stop himself from throwing up. JOSE CHAVEZ looks frustrated as he waits in the ring for SMITTY, who finally gets down to ringside and sloppily rolls into the ring. SMITTY begins explaining to the referee that he is ill and unfit to compete! This might go over fine if this was a normal match..... but this is for the X-TREME TITLE which is ALWAYS on the line! WHACK! CHAIR to the back of SMITTY from JOSE! JOSE CHAVEZ is not buying this load of crap for one second! SMITTY goes down hard but tries to struggle back to his feet, so JOSE jams the end of the steel chair deep into SMITTY's stomach and OH MY GOD THAT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA..... SMITTY has lost control and begins to vomit all over the canvas! Last time we saw something like this was when KORE came to the ring drunk off his ass! The fans are disgusted! That smell is putrid! SMITTY hurls more and more. He looks like he belongs in a scene from The Exorcist! BAM! JOSE cracks SMITTY in the back and SMITTY splats down face first into his own vomit! The fans let out a unanimous "Uuuuuuuugh!" as SMITTY lies there motionless in his own vomit. JOSE looks really disgusted as he tosses the chair aside and uses his boot to kick SMITTY over onto his back. JOSE places his boot across SMITTY's chest now as the referee drops down for the count...1 ...2 ...THREE!!! NEW X-TREME CHAMPION: JOSE CHAVEZ Suddenly a man rushes out from the crowd with a steel pipe in his hand and he runs up behind JOSE CHAVEZ! BING! Steel pipe to the back of the head! CHAVEZ goes down hard! The man beats down on CHAVEZ with the pipe repeatedly and then yanks CHAVEZ back up so he can deliver a move resembling the celtic cross! CHAVEZ is out cold! Suddenly we see SHANE CARVER run out from the back! CARVER: Stop!!!! CHUCK, STOP!!!!! The man stops and looks at SHANE CARVER with a vicious look in his eye as SHANE continues. CARVER: I told you to come out here and use this closing moment of the show to introduce yourself! Not attack one of our champions! The man known as CHUCK lowers his brow and cocks his head to the side. CHUCK slowly approaches CARVER and literally rips the microphone out of CARVER's hand! CHUCK then looks down at JOSE CHAVEZ who still isn't moving and then out toward the fans who are up in arms over what has gone on in the last moments of the evening. The fans aren't quite sure how to receive this new individual as they make a lot of commotion. CHUCK finally looks back dead into the eyes of SHANE CARVER and rumbles the words... CHUCK: Consider myself introduced... CHUCK immediately shoves CARVER back and out of his face, causing CARVER to slip and fall in some of HARDCORE SMITTY's vomit! Some of the fans laugh as CARVER struggles to get up right away but in his haste actually slips again and is getting covered in SMITTY's vomit! CHUCK surveys the area one last time with a look in his eye that says he's hungry for more brutality, but he exits the ring and decides it's best to wait until next week to further "introduce" himself. Business is picking up! |
