SEPTEMBER 30, 2007
LIVE from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec
vs.
vs.
- - Cage Escape-To-Win Match - -
vs.
- - "Darkhan Challenge" Cage Match - -
BRIAN needs to last five minutes in the cage to win the title
vs.
- - First Blood Cage Match - -
vs.
- - Cage Match - -
vs.
- - Cage Escape Match - -
First team out of the cage wins
vs.
- - Cell Match - -
vs.
- - Cage Match - -
MAIN EVENT
vs.
vs.
- - "Tools Of The Trade" Cage Match - -
THREE CHAIRS
THREE TABLES
THREE KENDO STICKS
THREE BAGS OF THUMB TACKS
THREE BOOKS OF MATCHES
THREE CANS OF KEROSENE
As the show kicks off, we see DANIEL MALCOLM and PATIENCE PRYCE walking towards their locker room together. STEVE SAYORS comes in and interrupts them.
SAYORS: DAN... PATIENCE... how do you guys feel about this being your last night together?
DAN turns around stares a hole into SAYORS. The champ raises his fist as to strike SAYORS, but PATIENCE grabs his arm. PACEY looks at DAN and tells him to stop.
PATIENCE PRYCE: He's not worth it. Just... don't do it.
MALCOLM: He isn't. But PIERCE and JONATHYN are.
DAN and PACEY walk to the ring, leaving SAYORS cowering in fear. Can the champ keep his title and his girl?
vs.
vs.
- - Cage Escape-To-Win Match - -
All three area already in the ring for the contest, one of them walking out
to become the next XWF Women’s champion! The referee looks between all four
of them, the rules simple… the first one to escape by climbing over or by
exiting via the door wins! Seeing things are ready to start, the referee
exits the cage, closes and latches it shut before signaling for the match to
begin! With the ring of the bell, things are ready to go! ORCHID and PRYCE
go for one another instantly as AMY tries to cut in, but to no use as
PATIENCE and ORCHID both push her back and out of the way! Eyes wide to the
treatment, AMY gets to her feet and goes in again, ORCHID going for another
push, having been trading blows back and forth with PATIENCE, gaining a
lead… but AMY wasn’t going to have it a second time! Dodging to the side of
the push, AMY sent her foot hard into ORCHID’S rear, causing her to stumble
face first into the steel cage! Stunned by pain, ORCHID stumbles back and
into AMY VIXEN, whom applies a sleeper lock before falling straight to the
mat with ORCHID in hand! Before AMY can get up, however, PATIENCE PRYCE is
on top of her, fists flying, pumping against VIXEN! VIXEN rolls over,
getting on top of PRYCE and continues the reversal, sending punch upon
punch. She continues until interrupted, ORCHID recovered and sending a boot
hard to AMY’S face! AMY falls back, stunned, ORCHID looking down at the two
and already waving them off, turning to go for the exit! Feeling the ending
coming, the door opening, PATIENCE rolls and grabs a hold of ORCHID’S leg,
keeping a grip on it that nearly causes WILD ORCHID to trip! Trying to tug
her leg free, ORCHID reaches down and goes to grab PATIENCE, but instead
receives a hit to the face, causing her to stumble back. PATIENCE gets to
her feet and grapples ORCHID, pulling her away from the door, referee
closing it again. Sending a set of knees to her stomach, PATIENCE sets up
ORCHID and goes for a suplex, but AMY is there sending a kick to the back of
PATIENCE leg, she crumbling with ORCHID falling atop of her!
AMY goes for the cage and begins to climb, but PATIENCE isn’t down for long,
getting to the cage side right as AMY is about halfway up! Grabbing a leg
of AMY and pulling, PATIENCE almost gets kicked in the head, but grabs the
other leg! Pulling as hard as she can, AMY tries to hold on, but fails!
AMY comes crashing down, hitting her face against the cage and throat to the
top rope! AMY drops to the ground, PATIENCE enjoying the damage done before
turning… RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM ORCHID! PATIENCE drops and ORCHID
drops to one knee, looking at both ladies out cold in the ring! Feeling she
has the victory again, ORCHID goes to the door once more, motioning for the
referee to open it again… ORCHID taking the easy way out to the Women’s
title! ORCHID looks to be ready to step out between the ropes, going head first when suddenly, out of nowhere… BRAD PIERCE RUNS DOWN TO THE RING!
BRAD PIERCE!? Pushing the referee out of the way, WILD ORCHID only has a
few seconds to raise her eyes up leveled to look at BRAD before mouthing “oh
s***”…
WHAM!
The cage door slams shut HARSHLY atop ORCHID’S head! ORCHID stumbles back
from the attack, completely out cold, crumbling on her back in the caged
ring! BRAD is looking at AMY, whom is slowly recovering, ushering on to
hurry up get out of the ring, holding the door open for her… and BRAD
doesn’t realize… someone just leaped from the crowd! Getting a second’s
last look right as AMY goes toward the door, she would have had the same
fate as ORCHID if she didn’t leap back right as DAN MALCOLM kicked the door
closed, slamming it hard on BRAD PIERCE’S hand that held it! BRAD didn’t
seem to injury it, but simply get it smashed a bit, ducking quickly under a
hard swinging fist from DAN MALCOLM! Eyes wide, BRAD PIERCE ducks under
another and returns fire, DAN MALCOLM dodging to the side and sending a knee
to BRAD’S leg, sending a fist to the jaw and going for a clothesline! BRAD
grabs the arm however and pushes it against the metal, pushing DAN’S wrist
before sending an elbow to the forehead! A PRE-MAIN EVENT BRAWL IS BATTLING
OUT BETWEEN THESE TWO!
Back in the ring, however, AMY and PATIENCE are having their own battle for
dominance, WILD ORCHID looking to be possibly in a serious condition! Not
moving, it seems to be down to AMY AND PATIENCE TO WIN THIS! WHICH ONE
WILL, THOUGHT!?
AMY grapples PATIENCE and goes for a move to behind, but PATIENCE breaks the
grapple and kicks AMY hard in the stomach! Doubled over, PATIENCE sees the
moment to go for her move, lifting a leg up to the back of AMY’S neck and
looking to drive her down with the NOTHING BUTT GRACE! AMY at the last
second uses every ounce of power she has to lift up, including PATIENCE and
grabs her for a position to… POWER BOMB! AMAZING! PATIENCE PRYCE’S head
cracks harshly against the mat, stunning her! Getting to her feet slowly,
AMY turns to go for the door but sees DAN MALCOLM outside it, waiting,
staring bullets at AMY, BRAD stunned on the outside! Eyes wide, AMY quickly
rushes to the opposite side of the ring and starts climbing the cage, DAN
stalking over coming up, staring up as AMY looks down from the top, unsure
of where to go, if she really wanted to go down to where DAN MALCOLM was!
Thinking on it for a second, AMY didn’t realize until PATIENCE was right up
there with her, a look of determination in her eyes, grabbing a hold of AMY
and trying to pull her back down into the ring! AMY fights, though, trying
to pull away, in a position where balance is very delicate! BRAD PIERCE is
down below, fighting with DAN MALCOLM again, security trying to get to them,
but try not to disturb the cage anymore than AMY and PATIENCE are! The two
continue to battle it out, PATIENCE swinging one of her legs up and pulling
herself to where she’s at level with AMY! Lefts and rights fly, connecting
as PATIENCE tries to wear AMY down! Leaning backward from another hit
PATIENCE grabs her by the shirt and pulls her forward, BUT AMY isn’t out
yet! Rushing her head forward, she head butts PRYCE right in the nose, it
smashing harshly and blood flowing instantly! Feeling her nose and seeing
the blood, PRYCE looks at AMY in a fury of rage, but only in time to see AMY
leaning back and reaching a boot out, kicking PRYCE in the nose again! This
time, the reaction was enough to send PATIENCE leaning back too far, AMY
grabbing her leg that was flung over the side to the outside and push it
back in… PATIENCE falling down, FAR BELOW TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING! SHE IS
OUT COLD, BLEEDING HEAVILY FROM THE NOSE! DAN MALCOLM and BRAD PIERCE have been separated, BRAD grinning at seeing PATIENCE destroyed in the center of
the ring while DAN looks on at the chaos with worry in his eye! Looking up
to see AMY is about go start climbing down, DAN MALCOLM quickly leaps up and
grabs a hold of the cage, climbing up to meet her before BRAD can do
anything to stop him! Security tries to get to DAN MALCOLM, but cannot in
time, DAN reaching up and grabbing AMY VIXEN by the hair! AMY tries to free
herself with one hand, but can’t, afraid of losing her grip and falling!
Looking down at BRAD, his eyes are glaring daggers at DAN, whom is grinning
sadistically, seeing a chance to strike a bit of vengeance in one of his
opponents for the Universal title match! Keeping eyes locked, DAN MALCOLM
showed no sign of remorse as he bounced AMY’S face harshly off the metal,
flinging her away next from the cage and to the ground below! The bell
rings instantly, right as AMY hits, pain shooting her face from landing in
an awkward position on her back!
WOMEN’S CHAMPION:
AMY cries out from the pain, holding her back! IS SHE GOING TO BE ALRIGHT!? DAN looks down below at AMY, grinning at seeing her in pain before climbing up the cage the rest of the way and effortlessly climbing over to get into the ring, going down to check on PATIENCE! BRAD PIERCE is on the outside, leaning down to AMY as she’s handed the women’s title. Making sure she’s alright, BRAD looks into the ring, glaring daggers still at DAN MALCOLM for what he had just done! Nevertheless, in the end, through all the blood and chaos, a new Women’s champion is born!
The show returns with STEVE SAYORS standing by the front row crowd, all of whom are going nuts.
SAYORS: Yes, ONCE AGAIN!! STEVE SAYORS here at ringside with the fans that make the XWF what is week after week! And one fan in particular is here as the guest of none other than former XWF champ SEAN MASON!!
The camera pulls back to show the one and only SEAN MASON as he stands up with another gentleman.
SEAN MASON: Good to be back here in an XWF arena, STEVE, and I couldn’t have picked a better night! This place is electric!
SAYORS: And who is this you’re with?
SEAN MASON: STEVE, I’d like to introduce you, and the world, to the newest sensation to come from the MASON clan, the “Loaded Gun”, ANDREW MASON!
SAYORS: ANDREW! Good to meet you, son! And you have plans to become a part of the XWF yourself!
ANDREW MASON: Thank you, sir! We’ve been talking quite a bit, and if Mister Brown has a place for me, I’d love to get a shot..
SEAN MASON: I’ve been shopping feds with ANDREW, and I told him that of all the places I’ve been lucky enough to get booked, the XWF always showed the most respect to it’s wrestlers, and there was a real camaraderie between the guys! I hope he gets the shot, because he was raised to be respectful to others, and he’d get that respect back tenfold here in the XWF!
SAYORS: Well good luck to you ANDREW! And now.. BACK TO THE ACTION!
DARKHAN and BRIAN LANCE stand in the middle of the ring. The ref takes the Canadian belt from DARKHAN, holds it up in the middle of the ring, and finally calls for the bell to start the match. The two men stare each other down.
Before the fighting can begin, LANCE takes something out of his tights… A pair of handcuffs? DARKHAN watches as his challenger slaps the cuffs on and than cuffs himself to the cage! The clock is ticking down in this FIVE MINUTE CHALLENGE match and LANCE has handcuffed himself to the cage!! It's brilliant! He tosses the key out of the cage - then turns back to DARKHAN who stands there looking almost impressed. After tossing LANCE a sadistic smirk - he charges the challenger and starts stomping a mudhole into his chest! Lefts and rights connecting with BRIAN LANCE'S face and he can't do anything about it! He's handcuffed himself to the cage! All he can hope to do is survive! The clock is now around 2:30 - he's halfway there! The Canadian Champion begins to throw vicious headbutts! LANCE has been busted open! Blood drips down his face from the now open wound on his forehead! DARKHAN grabs LANCE'S legs and begins to pull him, stretching him! BRIAN LANCE has got to be regretting this idea now! He is being destroyed at the hands of the Canadian Champ! PSYKO STEVO has made his way down to the ring now. He makes his way over to where BRIAN LANCE has handcuffed himself. He stands there and watches a bit while DARKHAN continues his assault.
4:00 now - LANCE might just do it! DARKHAN continues to pull - he just might rip LANCE'S arm out of the socket! LANCE is screaming in pain!
4:30 now on the clock...just 30 seconds and we'll have a new Canadian Champ! Finally - PSYKO STEVO reaches into his pocket and pulls out - wire cutters? He reaches up and cuts the cuffs - releasing LANCE! 4:45 - it's almost over! DARKHAN quickly realizes what's happened, picks up BRIAN LANCE and drags him over to the door. The ref opens it and LANCE is launched out the door like a javelin - slamming into the security wall outside! The Champ retains with five seconds to spare! DARKHAN is still the Canadian Champion - thanks to PSYKO STEVO!!
CANADIAN CHAMPION:
vs.
- - "Darkhan Challenge" Cage Match - -
vs.
- - First Blood Cage Match - -
ZACH RIZZA slowly makes his way to the ring when HELMUT BLOK is already waiting. ZACH seems hesitant going into the first blood cage match. The bell sounds as the match is underway. Both men circle each other in the middle of the ring before ZACH RIZZA lunges for HELMUT but is caught with a knee to the midsection for his troubles. ZACH is on the mat and holding his stomach as HELMUT stands behind him slapping him on the back of the head. RIZZA is finally able to make it back to his feet as the much larger HELMUT goes for a big boot on RIZZA but the move is reversed into a dragon screw. RIZZA grabs HELMUT by his hair and drags him over to the cage wall where he begins rubbing HELMUT's face against the cage in an attempt to bust him open. As RIZZA continues his assault HELMUT is able to hit RIZZA with a couple of hard elbows to the stomach pushing him back so he can get a moment to regroup. HELMUT and RIZZA begin exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring neither man gaining the upper hand until HELMUT is able to get a knee up and catch RIZZA in the stomach again. As RIZZA falls back to the mat HELMUT picks him up and Irish whips him against the ropes hitting a clothesline in the middle of the ring sending RIZZA down hard on the mat. HELMUT takes a moment to taunt RIZZA who is holding his stomach. But as HELMUT goes to pick him up RIZZA hits a low blow now sending HELMUT down to the mat. RIZZA mounts the big man and begins throwing numerous punches to his face in any attempt to bust him open but is unable to. RIZZA seems visibly frustrated and pulls out a pair of brass knucks from his trunks. As he slides them on his hand HELMUT is able to get back up and knock RIZZA down to the mat with a huge boot to the face. HELMUT looks around before grabbing RIZZA and sending him flying hard into the cage wall face first. HELMUT picks RIZZA up once again and begins hitting him with vicious headbutt after vicious headbutt but still no blood. RIZZA is now down on the mat and HELMUT once again goes to pick him up but this time RIZZA connects the right hand with the brass knucks to HELMUT’S forehead busting him wide open. RING THE BELL!!
X-TREME CHAMPION:
As the match ends FAMINE OF THE VILE and HUNTER RYAN are backstage. As they walk through the halls they come upon RYOU BAKARI ITEMRI who is standing alone. They walk up to him as HUNTER stands face to face with him.
HUNTER RYAN: So I have been hearing you want to call out The Initiative. Mainly my brother Nick and I.
RYOU BAKARI ITEMRI: Yeah you guys think you are tops around here.
FAMINE: Umm little man we don't think. You see while you are down on Impact we are on the top rated show Anarchy.
RYOU: Yeah we'll I'll be back there soon enough.
HUNTER: Not likely.
Just then NICK comes stumbling up and sees what’s going on.
NICK RYAN: Heeey Guuuys watsss going down.
FAMINE: Hunter I thought you made sure your brother was taken care of?
HUNTER: I guess not. Nick go back to the locker room and sober up ok.
NICK: What are you my mother? ( As he sways back and forth )
RYOU: You see I could kick your brothers ass right now if I wanted to.
NICK: Who's the moron?
HUNTER: You remember RYOU don't you brother?
NICK: Ah yeah that guy with the dumb name no one can pronounce.
RYOU: Hey
Just as he says this he takes a swing at NICK. But before his fist can connect HUNTER spears him down to the ground. FAMINE grabs NICK and moves him to the side but is unsuccessful as NICK stumbles over to the fallen RYOU and pukes all over his chest. HUNTER and FAMINE both step back and begin laughing as RYOU gets up and runs off.
FAMINE: Well I guess that’s one way to get rid of him. Now lets get some more coffee into NICK so he can sober up.
“The Beginning of the End” by Nine Inch Nails begins to play, the fans
already knowing as BOSTONGOD comes out, the Cruiserweight championship slung
over his shoulder. With an expressionless look across his face, he looks
out to the crowd for a few seconds before shaking his head, walking down the
ramp. Eyes locked on the cage, BOSTONGOD says nothing but moves to the
door, ready for the match at hand. The referee opens the side door and
BOSTONGOD moves inside, taking every step with a slow presence, feeling the
sheer power that the walls of steel had around him.
“Get Naked” by Methods of Mayhem begins to play next. Coming out to the
crowd, BOBBY WRIGHT has his focus on one individual only, BOSTONGOD. Even
through the cage, BOBBY WRIGHT is glaring at his opponent, knowing what’s at
stake in their match tonight. Walking down the ramp to the open door, BOBBY
too steps in, the referee climbing in after them with the referee on the
outside closing the door, latching it shut. With BOBBY and BOSTONGOD in the
ring, face to face, staring one another down, the referee knows it’s time
and signals for the bell… THE MATCH HAS STARTED!
BOSTONGOD and BOBBY WRIGHT instantly lock up, BOSTON going behind BOBBY and
moving for a quick take down, tripping him with moving a forearm to the back
of BOBBY’S head. BOBBY ducks the attack though, still getting tripped up,
but spins with it, latching one of BOSTONGOD’S legs and taking him down as
well! BOBBY gets to his feet quickly, BOSTON doing the same and they
grappling together again. This time BOBBY takes initiative, moving to
BOSTON’S side and sending a knee straight to his stomach, doubling the champ
over. BOBBY places a knee to BOSTONGOD’S forehead before wrapping his leg
around BOSTON’S head, grabbing an arm and up lifting the other knee straight
to his face, dropping down, along with BOSTON’S head scissors to drop him
head first into the mat! What an innovative move! BOBBY WRIGHT keeps a
hold of BOSTON’S arm, twisting it for a few more seconds before rolling his
legs away to a standing position, bringing up BOSTONGOD with him!
BOSTONGOD is still out of it, BOBBY WRIGHT taking him over to a side of the
cage, ready to do the classic in the match like this! BOSTONGOD must of
felt what was to come because as BOBBY goes to send him face first into the
metal. BOSTONGOD sends an elbow to BOBBY’S side, grabs his head and slams it
into the mesh instead! BOBBY WRITE stumbles back, blinking wide from the
stunning effect of having just kissed the metal… BOSTONGOD landing a HUGE
boot straight to BOBBY’S jaw, causing him to stumble back into the ropes.
BOSTONGOD shows no sign of backing down however and charges with a full out
body splash, smashing BOBBY harshly against the metal, his head bouncing off
of it like a ball to a hard surface! BOBBY stumbles forward, BOSTONGOD
grappling and pushing him back, sending his head again into the mesh of the
cage before pulling him away and turning, lifting and finally slamming BOBBY
down with a HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Covering the stunned challenger, BOSTONGOD
attempts the pin… ONE!!! TWO!!! KICK OUT! BOBBY WRIGHT KICKS OUT!
BOSTONGOD doesn’t seem effected, though, lifting his opponent up and
setting him up for a suplex. Landing it, BOSTONGOD rolls over with it,
going for another pin attempt. ONE!! TWO!! TH…KICKOUT! BOBBY WRIGHT still
has plenty of fight in him! BOSTONGOD lifts him up again, sending a knee to
the stomach once, twice… THREE times before pulling him into a strong
sleeper hold! BOBBY WRIGHT struggles to try to get free, but BOSTONGOD is
known for this! Wearing the opponent down then finishing them off with an
incredible display of strength! Keeping the sleeper locked in, BOBBY WRIGHT
manages to push BOSTONGOD back a few more steps before bracing himself,
feeling seconds of his life slipping away and lunges back… SENDING BOSTONGOD
HARD INTO THE STEEL MESH! BOSTONGOD releases the hold and BOBBY WRIGHT
leaps up onto the rope he was beside, spinning and sending a knee to the
side of BOSTONGOD’S head, catching him with an arm along the way down to
drop with a HUGE BULLDOG! Neither men show signs of moving as BOBBY WRIGHT
took a bit out of himself as well in the exchange!
Finally, BOBBY WRIGHT shows signs of moving, BOSTONGOD still out of it from
the moves. Slowly standing, BOBBY nearly stumbles to the ground again,
having a sudden look of pain on his face! Reaching down to his knee, he
grits his teeth in pain… had he injured it on the move!? Moving his leg for
a bit, BOBBY WRIGHT looks to see BOSTONGOD is out of it! Slowly standing,
using the cage and ropes for leverage, BOBBY WRIGHT looks out to the crowd
and simply raises a fist into the air, extending a finger to show he’s going
up! Walking to the turnbuckle, having a heavy limp to his leg, BOBBY WRIGHT
pulls himself up, gritting his teeth in obvious pain every step of the way…
he HAS to be injured! BOSTONGOD is barely moving, the bulldog/knee
combination possibly having been on the verge of knocking him out! Slowly
getting to his hands and knees, on all fours, BOSTONGOD is still a moment
from getting completely up, giving BOBBY WRIGHT enough time to size him up,
get past the pain.. and LEAP! BOBBY WRIGHT’S GOING FOR THE 69er! He leaps
though… but something’s wrong! Right as he pushed off, BOBBY WRIGHT’S leg
gave out on him, the knee forcing itself straight and BOBBY getting it up
against the cage, causing his momentum to go off! OH GOD! BOBBY WRIGHT’S
head just sickly cracked the canvas, his neck landing the wrong way! He’s
not knocked out cold, but is in a severe amount of pain, holding his knee,
his eyes wide… AT LEAST HE HASN’T BROKEN IT!!! BOBBY WRIGHT shows no sign
of getting up, BOSTONGOD getting to his feet as quickly as he can to
capitalize! Going over to BOBBY, whom is trying his best to stand, BOBBY
fails and stumbles right into BOSTONGOD, whom is waiting… grabbing the
stumbling BOBBY by the back of his head and lifting him up and backward, the
pressure on his knee making him buckle right as BOSTONGOD pulls back,
sending BOBBY DOWN FOR THE LIGHTS OUT! Covering the injured BOBBY WRIGHT,
BOSTONGOD pulls back on the injured leg, the pain having to be severe for
BOBBY WRIGHT! ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION:
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- - Cage Match - -
BOSTONGOD RETAINS… BUT WHAT ABOUT BOBBY WRIGHT! As the match ends and the door is opened, BOBBY WRIGHT shows NO sign of moving. How badly is he injured?! BOSTONGOD doesn’t seem to care, though, having the Cruiserweight championship in his hands and a successful night at one of the largest Pay Per View’s of the year!
The scene cuts to the back and we see PSYKO STEVO and DARKHAN sitting in the back watching the monitor and they are laughing like crazy. But it looks like they are not watching the XWF matches going on like they are supposed to. So what are they watching?
STEVO: Ha Ha!! Revenge of the Nerds is freaking great!
DARKHAN: You are not kidding! Freakin’ Booger and Ogre are the best!
All of sudden the TV goes fuzzy and a INITIATIVE promo hits the air and both DARKHAN and STEVO look very angry that their favorite movie got interrupted by a INITIATIVE promo!
STEVO: Man, what the hell! Now I am mad! They interrupt everything! Now it is time to go ALPHA BETA on their asses! Let’s go, DARKY!
STEVO AND DARKHAN get up and head out the door and see DANIEL MALCOLM warming up for his match and DARKHAN and STEVO look at MALCOLM and DARKHAN grabs him by the throat!
MALCOLM: What the hell are you doing, DARKHAN!
DARKHAN: DAN… Just follow STEVO and me because we are going to kick some NERD ass!
DARKHAN puts MALCOLM down. MALCOLM shrugs his shoulders and follows both DARKHAN and STEVO down the hall. But where are they exactly going?
vs.
- - Cage Escape Match - -
POGO and SEAN SYNN are standing in the middle of the ring waiting for the champs to join them. "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor hits the loud speakers and here come the XWF Tag Team Champions! HUNTER RYAN and his seemingly half intoxicated brother NICK RYAN walk down the ramp w/ the tag belts slung over their shoulders. The ref holds POGO and SYNN back so that the champs can get into the ring. The cage is slowly lowered and finally the four men are trapped inside. Immediately SYNN goes for NICK and POGO lunges at HUNTER. The challengers take a quick upper hand as the champs are backed into the corners receiving lefts and rights from SYNN and POGO. Finally, HUNTER shoves POGO back and delivers a beautiful standing drop kick, knocking POGO down! NICK is still struggling with SYNN in the corner. HUNTER comes to his brother's aid by delivering another beautiful drop kick to the back of SEAN's head, knocking him to the ground now. NICK shakes off the affects of the initial attack and finally seems to be back on this planet mentally. He picks up SYNN and delivers a beautiful DDT! HUNTER grabs POGO up by the hair and launches him like a spear into the steel cage! The champs are in total control now! SYNN struggles to get to his feet. NICK attempts a straight left but it's blocked! SYNN nails a low blow to NICK who drops to his knees in agonizing pain! HUNTER tries to come to his brother's aid but is tripped up by POGO who grabs his ankle and brings him down to the mat. POGO mounts HUNTER and starts to deliver more blows to the head and chest. Another shift in momentum as the challengers have re-taken control of this match! POGO and SYNN look over at each other. They pick up the champs and at the same time deliver two perfect suplexes! The champs are in trouble! Finally, POGO starts to climb the cage as SYNN attempts to keep NICK on the mat. HUNTER glances up just in time to notice POGO halfway up the cage, already. He is still in a lot of pain from the beating - but finds a way to get to his feet using the ropes. He climbs up and grabs POGO's ankles and with one yank, jerks him down to the mat as his face meets the canvas! Blood begins to pour from POGO's nose! It just might be broken! NICK and SYNN are now duking it out, blow for blow, in the corner of the ring. Finally, SYNN slams NICK's face into the turnbuckle and NICK falls to the mat holding his face in pain! SYNN turns around just in time to be met with a devastating spear by HUNTER!! He just broke SEAN SYNN in half! POGO has managed to stand up in the corner. Blood still gushes from his broken nose but he starts to walk towards HUNTER who doesn't see him at all. NICK cuts him off with a sleeper! POGO might just be fading! All that blood loss just might knock him out! HUNTER starts to climb the cage. SYNN is still rolling around the mat holding his gut after that spear! HUNTER is halfway up! He just might get out! POGO grabs NICK's head and flips him over the top of him. He runs up the turnbuckle and delivers a drop kick to HUNTER knocking him off the cage!! HUNTER lands on his back in the middle of the ring and begins to scream in pain! All four men are down in the middle of the ring! NICK stands up, turns around, and is knocked right back down with a devastating ensiguri from SYNN! NICK is out cold! POGO starts to climb again! Wait...what's this?! FAMINE OF THE VILE is making his way down to the ring! The World Champion is climbing up the cage! POGO climbs faster - he just may get out! SYNN starts to climb but HUNTER grabs his ankles and holds him to the mat. POGO meets FAMINE at the top and the two start exchanging blows! FAMINE slams POGO's head into the steel cage at the top, dazing him! Finally he stands up at the top of the cage and lifts up POGO...POWER BOMB!!! MY GOD!! POGO has just been power bombed off the top of the cage to the mat below!! My God what a sight! HUNTER and SYNN are going at it in the ring while this whole thing is happening! FAMINE drops down into the ring now. He and HUNTER start double-teaming SYNN! Double-DDT! SYNN is out cold! FAMINE points to the turnbuckle...he wants HUNTER to climb! NICK has recovered and has now realized what's going on. FAMINE picks up SYNN on his shoulders as HUNTER climbs to the top rope. HUNTER'S SPEAR!! HUNTER RYAN has just broken SYNN in half from the top of the World Champion’s shoulders! NICK lifts up POGO who still had not moved from that power bomb from the top of the cage...NKO!! NICK RYAN has delivered his finisher on POGO! The challengers have been destroyed by The Initiative! The RYAN BROTHERS are climbing the cage! They drop down outside...it's over! The Champions have retained their belts!! What a match!! POGO and SYNN are still out cold in the middle of the ring!
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
FAMINE OF THE VILE is standing over the lifeless bodies of POGO and SYNN with a sick, twisted grin on his face! My God who will stop The Initiative!!
NICK and HUNTER back up the ramp, titles in hand..
But what’s this?
DARKHAN and PSYKO STEVO are standing at the top of the ramp!
NICK and HUNTER back right into them! They turn around, and are both met with STEVO and DARKHAN’s finishers! HUNTER gets the Darky Death Rush from DARKHAN and NICK is dropped with the Psyklops!! The two men then pick up the downed champs and drag them to the edge of the stage!! FAMINE starts climbing the cage to get up the ramp and get to his friend’s aid! TOO LATE!!! NO WAY! DOUBLE POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE!!
CRASH!!
The RYAN Brothers get dropped hard into equipment tables on the arena floor! DARKHAN and STEVO high five and walk off, leaving FAMINE to come running and check up on his stablemates, neither of whom are moving…
vs.
- - Cell Match - -
The bell rings and SHAWN locks up with DEFAULT. SHAWN gets a Side Headlock on and wrenches it on DEFAULT. DEFAULT backs up to the ropes and shoots off SHAWN. DEFAULT bends down for a Back Body Drop, but SHAWN kicks DEFAULT in the chin with a soccer kick. DEFAULT gathers himself and goes for a Lariat, but SHAWN slides under and dropkicks the knee of DEFAULT. SHAWN sees that he has injured DEFAULT. SHAWN waits for DEFAULT to get up and CHRISTOPHER hits the Five Moves of Doom. The kicks are centered on the knees of DEFAULT. Cover… ONE… TWO… TH…DEFAULT kicks out. SHAWN starts kicking away at the knee of DEFAULT. SHAWN waits for DEFAULT to get up and he hits the Kayfabe Breaker. Cover… ONE… TWO… TH… DEFAULT kicks out somehow. SHAWN measures DEFAULT with a fist and hits it. SHAWN goes for a Back Suplex, but DEFAULT wriggles free and tries to land on his feet. DEFAULT’s knee gives out and he goes to the canvas immediately. DEFAULT rolls to the outside and tries to stand on his own two feet. SHAWN keeps the pressure up and hits a Baseball Slide Dropkick to the face of DEFAULT. DEFAULT is still holding his knee. SHAWN takes the steel step and slams it onto the knee of DEFAULT. DEFAULT cries out in pain. SHAWN drapes the steps over the knee of DEFAULT and takes a steel chair from under the ring. SHAWN tells the fans to shut up as he nails the steps with the chair like a hammer hits a railroad spike. DEFAULT’s leg could be broken. SHAWN hammers the chair into the steps again. The fans are screaming at SHAWN to stop attacking the legitimately injured DEFAULT, and the ref is imploring SHAWN to stop. SHAWN goes the coup de grace, but DEFAULT uses his other foot to kick the steps and into the gut off SHAWN. DEFAULT grabs the chin of SHAWN and hits a Jawbreaker onto the steps. DEFAULT sees his chance and somehow rolls into the ring. SHAWN checks his teeth and follows DEFAULT into the ring with the chair. SHAWN mercilessly starts slamming the chair into the knee of DEFAULT repeatedly. The ref can’t do anything. SHAWN gets sick of it and drags DEFAULT to the corner. SHAWN wraps DEFAULT’s legs around the ring post and does a Figure Four around the ring post. SHAWN torques and twists hard. DEFAULT can’t hang on anymore. DEFAULT taps out!!
TELEVISION CHAMPION:
SHAWN CHRISTOPHER takes the belt and head around the cage toward the ramp, where he catches the eye of SEAN MASON in the audience. MASON is not impressed with CHRISTOPHER’s sportsmanship, and he says something to him in passing. CHRISTOPHER stops and turns to look at MASON. He calls for a microphone.
SHAWN CHRISTOPHER: Wait a second? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
He puts the mic in SEAN’s face.
SEAN MASON: What the hell, man? That was totally unnecessary what you just did! You obviously had the win! Just pin him and move on! Why punish him further!
SHAWN CHRISTOPHER: Listen, OLD TIMER! You don’t need to tell me how to do my job! I’m the one with the belt and the contract. I can see that you have NEITHER OF THESE THINGS, and you’re been reduced to BABYSITTING! So rather than tell me how to handle my own career, which is going JUST FINE, by the way, why don't you take a good hard look at yourself and try to figure out why your eye is all screwed up!
SEAN MASON: What?
SHAWN CHRISTOPHER pulls back and pops SEAN MASON square in the eye!! MASON goes down! ANDREW MASON leaps over the barrier and tackles SHAWN CHRISTOPHER and starts working him over!! The crowd goes nuts! ANDREW MASON is all over SHAWN CHRISTOPHER! Security comes down and pulls ANDREW off SHAWN.. SHAWN gets to his feet and spears the defenseless ANDREW to the ground! Security struggles to separate the two wildly swinging men! The crowd is thrilled to see someone stand up to SHAWN CHRISTOPHER, but is the newcomer ANDREW MASON biting off more than he can chew?
Backstage, AMY VIXEN and BRAD PIERCE are in the locker room as BRAD gets set for his Universal title match. Suddenly, a mysterious figure sneaks up from behind them!
BOO!
MAGNUM CP: I got you two lovebirds good, didn't I?
PIERCE: What the hell are YOU doing here? You don't even have a match tonight!
MAGNUM CP: Relax...I just thought I'd enjoy the action. I may not have a match tonight, but I just talked to JONATHYN, and I'm now a part of RAGE IN THE CAGE.
VIXEN: How so, CHRISTIAN? Are you a special guest referee or something?
MAGNUM CP: As a matter of fact, I am...for the main event tonight!
PIERCE: You son of a...
MAGNUM CP: No need to stress yourself out, BRAD. I plan on calling a fair match. However, YOU are not allowed to lay a hand on me! Oh, and if you DO decide to lay a hand on me, I WILL make you regret it.
PIERCE: Just call an even match...you'll be raising my hand in victory anyway!
MAGNUM CP: Only if you win will I raise your hand in victory. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like a word with my best friend.
MAGNUM CP: You and I both know why you and BRAD won this past Monday night, don't you?
VIXEN: Because we were the better team?
MAGNUM CP: Actually, it was because YOU outsmarted and outwrestled ME.
VIXEN: So that makes me 2-0 against you?
MAGNUM CP: That it does, but we'll be facing each other again down the road.
VIXEN: Is that so?
MAGNUM CP: I'd like to think so.
VIXEN: Anyway, I've been meaning to ask you why you decided to attack BRAD when you came back.
MAGNUM CP: Simple...I just flat-out don't like the guy! It has NOTHING to do with you no matter how much you and BRAD think it does. Even if he wasn't with you, I'd still be a thorn in his side.
VIXEN: Don't kid around with me...I know you too well.
MAGNUM CP: I'm dead serious. I couldn't stand the way he treated you a few weeks back, and I certainly couldn't stand the way he attacks fans and strolls around like he owns the XWF! I used to be like that early in my career, but I learned my lesson through an in-ring accident that left me with a broken neck. I learned the hard way, and it looks to me as if BRAD will have to experience the same.
VIXEN: How are you going to do that?
MAGNUM CP: I still have some rust to shake off, but once I'm in top form, I guarantee you I will make him pay! This matter is between me and BRAD, so I would advise you NOT to get involved. Oh, and I also find it appalling that BRAD took all the credit because he got the pin even though you did all the real work in our match. I'll leave you with that.
vs.
- - Cage Match - -
FAMINE makes his way down towards the ring surrounded by a thick white smoke.. The fans cheer as he stares at BIGG RIGG who is already in the ring.... FAMINE enters the cage and stands face to face with BIGG RIGG...The referee explains the rules to both men before he signals for the bell.... FAMINE circles around BIGG RIGG, who grins at FAMINE. FAMINE quickly kicks him in the gut and clubs the back of his neck, but FAMINE dodges one blow and takes FAMINE down with a basic armdrag. He links it in with a reverse armbar, but FAMINE reaches over and rakes the eyes of BIGG RIGG... BIGG RIGG is up again and bounces off the ropes, delivering a flying clothesline to BIGG RIGG. BIGG RIGG hits the mat with a thud, but he scrambles to his feet, only to be knocked back down by FAMINE with a Slingshot.... FAMINE covers 1... 2... easy kickout by BIGG RIGG.... FAMINE goes up top and looks for the Diving Spear, but BIGG RIGG dodges and FAMINE runs forward and hits the ropes before looking for a clothesline, which BIGG RIGG once again ducks.... FAMINE hits the ropes again and looks for another clothesline but BIGG RIGG ducks and both men hit the ropes on opposite ends before knocking each other down with double clotheslines!! ... Both men kick up and stand ready as the fans clap showing their appreciation for both wrestlers...Both men move towards the center of the ring and begin to exchange right and left chops as the crowd being to "WOOOOOOOO" after every chop!...BIGG RIGG manages to get the upper hand and takes FAMINE down with a northern lights suplex from nowhere!! BIGG RIGG doesn't give FAMINE time for a breather as he begins to drive his knees into the back of FAMINE'S head before placing him in a surfboard stretch type hold!! FAMINE screams in pain as BIGG RIGG puts more pressure on the back of FAMINE.... The referee asks FAMINE if he wants to quit but he shakes his head...FAMINE fights back and manages to power out before swinging BIGG RIGG around into a reverse neckbreaker type move!! FAMINE then drops a leg onto the head of BIGG RIGG before grabbing the legs of BIGG RIGG forcing him into a Boston crab!! BIGG RIGG screams in pain as FAMINE places more pressure on the back of BIGG RIGG!! BIGG RIGG however manages to take the pain and slowly moves towards the ropes dragging himself...BIGG RIGG finally makes it to the ropes and he grabs them but FAMINE refuses to realize the hold so BIGG RIGG is forced to use the ropes to push FAMINE off.... FAMINE stands ready as BIGG RIGG is climbing to his feet.... BIGG RIGG jumps onto the ropes springboarding off them and connects with a springboard DDT TO FAMINE! BIGG RIGG then twists FAMINE's legs into a SHARPSHOOTER!! FAMINE powers out and BIGG RIGG is thrown forward as FAMINE kips up and both men stand ready as the crowd claps showing their support for the early goings of the match... Both men start circling each other waiting for the right time to make the next attack.... BIGG RIGG goes to attack FAMINE with a clothesline but FAMINE ducks. FAMINE rushes towards BIGG RIGG with a clothesline of his own but BIGG RIGG ducks it as the crowd cheer as both men seem evenly matched.... BIGG RIGG smiles as FAMINE claps his hands showing his acknowledgement of the fan support... FAMINE signals for BIGG RIGG to spar with him and FAMINE shows his martial arts background as he jogs and jives towards BIGG RIGG.... BIGG RIGG watches as FAMINE unleashes a kick to his side and he moves back as FAMINE unleashes another kick towards his head.... FAMINE jumps forward performing a sick looking Round House Kick which BIGG RIGG ducks under and looks for a leg sweep which FAMINE jumps over.... FAMINE then grabs BIGG RIGG's arm and arm drags him but BIGG RIGG lands on his feet and both men move back as the crowd clap at the displace they are witnessing...BIGG RIGG and FAMINE tie up and FAMINE goes behind BIGG RIGG and looks for a German suplex but BIGG RIGG goes behind FAMINE and performs a German release suplex onto the much lighter FAMINE...FAMINE however lands on his feet and jumps forward in a bulldog like headlock but his feet land on the ropes and FAMINE manages to perform a sick looking NECK DROP ON BIGG RIGG!!! FAMINE holds BIGG RIGG's head up and unleashes several sick kicks!! BIGG RIGG's eye is busted open as FAMINE lifts BIGG RIGG to his feet before looking for a roundhouse kick but BIGG RIGG grabs FAMINE's leg and drops him with a sick looking LARIAT!! ...BIGG RIGG jumps to life showing some intensity as he lifts FAMINE up and Irish whips him into the ropes before dropping him on the mat with a SICK LOOKING SPINEBUSTER!! BIGG RIGG then hooks the leg going for the first pinfall in this match...1.... 2...FAMINE kicks out!! BIGG RIGG lifts FAMINE up and unleashes his own form of punishment...his brutal fists...FAMINE takes shot after shot before BIGG RIGG grabs him by the face and THROWS HIM INTO THE CAGE!! FAMINE rolls under the ropes and lays on the mat as BIGG RIGG taunts him as the fans continue to make a lot of noise.... BIGG RIGG dumps FAMINE on the ropes and begins to choke him with his knee...The referee tries to get involved but BIGG RIGG ignores him before lifts FAMINE up into a back body drop!! ..BIGG RIGG carries on the punishment as he drags FAMINE to the nearest turnbuckle and removes the padding from the top! BIGG RIGG then IRISH WHIPS FAMINE FACE FIRST INTO THE UNPROTECTED TURNBUCKLE before he SUPLEXES FAMINE ONTO THE MAT!! ...1....2...FAMINE kicks out as BIGG RIGG looks pissed...BIGG RIGG unleashes a tone of stomps to the prone FAMINE before he places him in a headlock!! ..FAMINE tries to fight back but he cant as BIGG RIGG places more pressure on the lock...The crowd slowly begin to clap in support for the challenger as the referee drops his hand and signals 1.... The referee drops FAMINE’S hand again for a 2....The crowd grow in sound now as FAMINE hand goes halfway down before he fights back and slowly fights to his feet...He elbows BIGG RIGG in the stomach before he rushes to the ropes and DROPS BIGG RIGG WITH A RIDICULOUS CLOTHESLINE!! FAMINE gets up slowly as the fans cheer and he lifts BIGG RIGG up into a vertical suplex into a pin...1.... 2...BIGG RIGG kicks out!! FAMINE lifts BIGG RIGG up before booting him hard in the stomach...BIGG RIGG bends down and FAMINE drops him with a sweet looking scissors kick!! FAMINE drags the prone body of BIGG RIGG to the turnbuckle and begins to unleash BOOT SCRAPES!! BIGG RIGG face is being destroyed!! FAMINE doesn’t give BIGG RIGG a chance as he lifts him up for a back superplex!! WAIT....BIGG RIGG JUST COUNTERED IN MID AIR INTO A CROSSBODY!! HOLY S***!! ...1.... 2.... FAMINE kicks out!! BIGG RIGG holds his head in his hands after FAMINE kicked out and both men are up!! Both men exchange lefts and rights with BIGG RIGG getting the advantage!! BIGG RIGG Irish whips FAMINE into the ropes and lifts him up into a tilt a whirl slam!! BIGG RIGG then looks at the cage and begins to climb!! FAMINE however climbs to his feet and see BIGG RIGG climbing the steel structure!! He rushes towards BIGG RIGG and tries to grab him off but BIGG RIGG boots him and moves further up the cage!! FAMINE rushes up after him as both men climb the cage as the fans climb to there feet!! BIGG RIGG is on the top of the cage but FAMINE manages to grab his foot and he pulls back as both men FALL FROM THE TOP!! The crowd watches as both men land on the mat with a sickening thud.... The referee rushes to both men as both men stretch out in a double pin!... 1... 2... BOTH MEN KICK OUT!! ...BIGG RIGG breaths heavily as FAMINE slowly climbs to his feet, his back obviously troubling him... FAMINE lifts BIGG RIGG to his feet and begins to trade punches before BIGG RIGG manages to reverse FAMINE into an Evenflow DDT!! BIGG RIGG hooks the leg... 1... 2... KICK OUT!! BIGG RIGG looks pissed as he begins to argue with the referee!! FAMINE is up and he jumps towards BIGG RIGG looking for a spear but he HITS THE REFEREE!! The referee is knocked out COLD!! FAMINE is LIVID!! He tries to move the referee but he’s out!! BIGG RIGG is smiling as FAMINE turns around straight into THE RAGE!! BIGG RIGG turns from the fallen FAMINE and begins to climb the CAGE!! FAMINE AND THE REFEREE ARE OUT AS ANOTHER OFFICIAL COMES OUT!! BIGG RIGG is near the top as the other official opens the cage door... FAMINE is up and he DROPS THE OTHER OFFICIAL WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD!! FAMINE goes under the ring and finds a chair!! He climbs the cage and SLAMS THE CHAIR IN THE FACE OF BIGG RIGG KNOCKING HIM OFF THE CAGE AND BACK INTO THE RING!! FAMINE throws the chair down and lifts BIGG RIGG up!! The crowd is going nuts! FAMINE performs THE HELLSEEKER!!! THIS ONE SHOULD BE OVER!! HE’S GOT THE PIN... THE REFEREE IS OUT THOUGH!! .... FAMINE KEEPS THE COVER AS THE FANS COUNT... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6.... FAMINE drops the cover and shakes the referee who slowly comes round.... BIGG RIGG is up though and he rolls FAMINE up.... HE’S GOT THE TIGHTS.... 1.... 2.... FAMINE KICKED OUT!! The crowd erupts as the referee flops back down!! ...BIGG RIGG is livid as he grabs his HAIR.... FAMINE is up thought and he’s signaling for the FALL FROM GRACE!! HE HITS IT!!!.... HE’S GOT THE PIN.... The referee slowly drags himself and drops his hand... 1.... He drops his other on the mat... 2.... BIGG RIGG KICKS OUT!! FAMINE slowly struggles to his feet and he lifts BIGG RIGG up.... He IRISH WHIPS him into the ropes as he hits the opposite one.... BIGG RIGG turns around STRAIGHT INTO THE DEVIL’S SPIKE!!!! BIGG RIGG is out!! ONE.. TWO… THREE!!!
WORLD CHAMPION:
Newly crowned Hart Champ BRIAN JAMES is walking around backstage at the Bell Centre. He holds his Hart Championship over his shoulder, strolling along with a sort of pride. All of a sudden he stops abruptly in his tracks and looks at something off screen. He has a sort of surprised look on his face.
BRIAN JAMES: What are YOU doing here? I thought you left to go solve some issues or something.
The camera pans over and we see the familiar face of...
He is sporting his new look with short hair, wearing a black wife beater and baggy blue jeans. He looks over at BRIAN JAMES and smirks. He extends his index finger and pokes the gold plated Hart Championship.
JAGUAR: I want that.
BRIAN JAMES looks at him and starts to laugh. He pulls the strap off of his shoulder and puts the belt around his waist.
BRIAN JAMES: You WANT this? JAMES--
JAGUAR cuts BRIAN JAMES off by cupping his hand around BRIAN JAMES’ mouth.
JAGUAR: Don't you listen? My name isn't “JAMES JAGUAR JONES” anymore. It's just “JAGUAR.” It's part of my new persona. Your skull is obviously as thick as that belt you've got around your waist.
BRIAN JAMES looks at JAGUAR with disdain.
BRIAN JAMES: Don't call me dense. You're far from one to talk junk around here. You're as good as a jobber. That's why you left. You started a win streak, and once it snapped, you crashed pretty hard, didn't you? But I did. Ha ha, I guess that makes me better than you, doesn't it?
BRIAN JAMES laughs and starts to walk off. JAGUAR steps in his path and gets nose to nose with him.
JAGUAR: Let me tell you something, you worthless prick. You will never be better than me. You're nowhere close to as good as I am, and unless you start beefing up on steroids, you never will be. The only reason you even have that belt is because I got caught off guard during that battle royal. I'm pretty sure none of the polls, even the ones that DIDN'T have me as the winner, definitely did NOT have YOU as the winner. But, that's in the past. I lost, and there's no changing that.
BRIAN JAMES: Ha ha, you're starting to get it now, JONES.
JAGUAR grits his teeth, but chooses to ignore the comment and continues what he was saying.
JAGUAR: I think it's about time the Hart title got some recognition. As more than just a placeholder, because, with you holding it, it really just looks like a joke. Hell, if you were to win the IDIOT championship it would lose all credibility.
BRIAN JAMES: What are you trying to say?
JAGUAR has a sort of dumbfounded look on his face.
JAGUAR: I'm saying I want that belt, and I'm going to take it from YOU. You don't have a title defense tonight, and I wouldn't want you to be left out of the whole gold rush. So I challenge you to a match this Thursday for your Hart Championship. What do you say?
BRIAN JAMES: What do I say? I say NO. There's no way I'm going to let you show up out of nowhere from a poorly explained absence and get a shot at MY gold. Te line for this title forms behind MATT SHARP. He deserves a shot, you do not. You need to go down to IMPACT and do some training before you're good enough to face me.
JAGUAR: Ha ha. In other words: I'm just a big baby and I'm going to keep fighting the same guy I know I can beat as often as possible to ensure a lengthy but meaningless title reign. You're such a tool.
BRIAN JAMES: You know what? You want your stupid title shot, you've got it. Four days from now on Anarchy, I’ll ask them to add you to the match. You're going to pay for calling me a tool. You just wait.
JAGUAR: Get on outta here. I've got more important things to deal with.
BRIAN JAMES: What, no thanks?
JAGUAR: Thanks? You could have said no. I'm not thanking you for something I deserve.
JAGUAR chuckles and pushes BRIAN JAMES out of his way as he walks down the hallway. BRIAN just watches him walk away, patting the title on his shoulder like a loyal pet..
JAGUAR!
The crowd is on fire as the show returns from the final promo break of the evening! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, BRAD PIERCE and the champ DANIEL MALCOLM are in the cage..
MAIN EVENT
The bell rings and all three men stare at each other. BRAD and DYNAMIC stare at each other and jump DANIEL. The two of them force the champ into a corner and start to beat down the champ in the corner. Lefts and rights are reigning down on MALCOLM, but DAN is doing his best to cover up to absorb the shots with his forearms. PIERCE shoves DYNAMIC away and tries to beat down the champ all by himself. DYNAMIC shakes his head and starts to get mad. DYNAMIC grabs PIERCE from behind and he shoves BRAD. BRAD gets mad and shoves DYNAMIC back. The two of them start to trade blows with each other. DAN gets up out of the corner and hits a Double Clothesline. DAN grabs DYNAMITE by the head and slams him off of the cage. DAN grabs PIERCE and throws him into DYNAMIC’s stomach like a battering ram. DAN takes DYNAMITE and slams his head off of the turnbuckle. PIERCE tries to hit DAN with an elbow, but the champ ducks and PIERCE hits DYNAMITE in the face. DAN grabs PIERCE and DYNAMIC’s heads and does a Double Noggin’ Knocker. DAN tries to grab on one of the chairs in the corner, but PIERCE clips DAN from behind to the knee. PIERCE grabs DAN’s chair and goes to work on the knee of MALCOLM. DYNAMIC starts stomping away at the knee of MALCOLM. DAN tries to fire back with shots into the gut, but DYNAMIC Irish whips DAN. MALCOLM’s knee hurts so bad that he can’t make it to the other corner. MAGNUM CP checks on the fallen champion as he props up against the turnbuckle.. DYNAMITE takes one of the chairs up tries to cream BRAD with it. PIERCE blocks the shot and DYNAMIC drops the chair. PIERCE kicks the chops and hits a Tornado DDT out of the corner. Cover… ONE… TWO… TH… DYNAMITE kicks out. PIERCE yells at MAGNUM CP for a faster count. MAGNUM tells BRAD to get out of his face. The camera turns back to show DANIEL grabbing his lower back, as if someone had just thrown something at him! He rubs his back and gets to his feet in the corner..
PIERCE tries to grab a book of matches and tries to set up a fireball to blind the champ. However, DYNAMIC hits PIERCE and locks on the Menage-A-Trois. PIERCE won’t give it up, though. The ropes can save BRAD. PIERCE is trying to kick his legs out to reach the ropes. His flailing is starting to do down by the second as DYNAMIC locks it in. It looks like the end, but DAN breaks it up for him. DAN still can’t see. He is trying to find some water to splash into his eye. PIERCE is crawling towards the ropes to find the lighter and the kerosene. PIERCE has hidden a piece of paper to make a fireball and blind DAN. PIERCE lights the match and is about ready to hit the fireball on the champ. DAN rubs his eyes and can make out what BRAD is doing. PIERCE tries to hit the Fireball on DAN, but the champ ducks and the fireball hits DYNAMIC in the face. DYNAMIC has been blinded. Somehow, DYNAMIC lifts up DAN and hits Creative Control on one of the chairs. DYNAMIC can’t make the cover. PIERCE sees his chance. PIERCE picks up DYNAMIC and hits a Double Underhook Suplex onto the chair. Cover… ONE… TWO… THR… DYNAMIC kicks out somehow. PIERCE is furious and so is JONATHYN. PIERCE goes to brain DAN with the chair, but MALCOLM kicks BRAD to get himself some separation. BRAD still has the chair and goes for the shot, but, DAN is free and boots PIERCE in the gut. DAN grabs BRAD and hits a Double Arm DDT. Cover… ONE… TWO… THR… PIERCE kicks out. DAN picks up one of the table and sets it up in the ring. DYNAMIC comes over and stops DAN from climbing to the top. DYNAMIC starts climbing the cage, but DAN crotches DYNAMIC onto the top rope. DAN gets on the second rope, gets his footing and leaps!
DAN goes for the Flight of the Angel, but PIERCE moves and DAN goes crashing through the table!! His timing was way off! DANIEL rolls to the side of the cage where JONATHYN openly mocks his poorly executed move! MALCOLM tries to grab the boss, but he can’t get his arm through the cage wall! PIERCE sets up a table and pours kerosene on it and then lights it on fire. DANIEL sees this, and heads into the ring, but he seems to trip over his over his own feet and hits the apron face first! DANIEL falls down as BRAD PIERCE picks up DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and hits Fall into Sleep through the flaming table!! Cover… ONE… TWO… THREE!!!! BRAD PIERCE is your new UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION:
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EMTs come to check on DYNAMITE and PATIENCE runs in to check on DANIEL, who is now out cold, foaming at the mouth! JONATHYN is in cage and grabs her from behind. JONATHYN is basically dragging her out of the ring. PSYKO STEVO and DARKHAN run down to check on DANIEL, but it’s too late. PIERCE and JONATHYN are celebrating as PATIENCE screams out for her love. STEVO yells for JONATHYN to come back, but JONATHYN laughs, basically dragging PATIENCE up the ramp as she cries.
NEXT PPV:
OCTOBER 28, 2007
