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- - 3-on-2 Tag Match - -
vs.
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vs.
- - Canadian Rules Battle Royal - -
vs.
vs.
- - Double Casket Match - -
vs.
- - Ladder Tornado Tag Match - -
vs.
- - XWF/XWC World Title Unification Ladder Match - -
MAIN EVENT
- - "Lord Of The Ring" Elimination Match - -
The event opens with PRINCE AKEEM talking on the phone in the back. AKEEM is laughing and carrying on like there's something funny going on between HIM and THE OTHER LINE.
PRINCE AKEEM: Oh yes, I know! Now it feels like I'm in Ghana again and he's my slave. I can make all the matches for him and....I....got to go.
Without looking at the phone, AKEEM closes the phone while having his eyes fixated on a person standing beyond the camera.
RIZZA: What the hell is your problem?
PRINCE AKEEM: AKEEM: What do you mean?
RIZZA: First, you take me out of a X-TREME TITLE matchup and put me up against some fruitcake named RODNEY STEELE!?
PRINCE AKEEM: You won.. what do you have to be upset about?
RIZZA: Yeah, I won...but you know damn well that I could've beaten RODNEY STEELE with one arm tied around my back. I also realized that you took my ass out of that FATAL FOUR WAY that was supposed to take place BEFORE DYNAMIC DYNAMITE lost his belt.
ZACH holds up the upcoming schedule for this Thursday's ANARCHY.
Then, I looked at the card for this Thursday's ANARCHY and found that there are tons of X-MAS X-TREME QUALIFIER MATCHES and you know what? I'M NOT IN ANY OF THEM! It looked like I was, because as you see here...there's a Qualifier, and another, and another, THEN THERE'S NONE, then another! So, I ask again...what the hell...is your problem?
PRINCE AKEEM: You don't deserve anything with gold on it and you know it! I did it for your own good! You can't beat no name champs like NICK NITRO and HUNTER RYAN, so what makes you think you can hold a finger to DYNAMIC DYNAMITE or JUGGALO?! Be thankful that I'm here putting you in these matches that you have a chance in. That you have some sort of hope of winning. Because, if I wasn't...you would be lost.
RIZZA: I hope you burn in hell, AKEEM!
ZACH shoves the paper directly in PRINCE AKEEM'S chest, as he leaves the area.
Knocking on the door to the Women's Locker Room, 504 BOY stand there dressed and ready to go. Patiently waiting at the door, it finally opens to the face of TYGER LILLY.
TYGER LILLY: Hello?
504 BOY: Hey Lil! I just wanted to get one last word in with you two girls before our match.
The door opening wider now is seen with JENNEFER JETSON standing there.
JENNEFER JETSON: Oh yeah and what would that be?
504 BOY: That win, loss or draw, I'm in this only for you JENNEFER. If you two want a fresh start together as a new tag team, then by all means may it be as the NEW Tag Team Champions, ok? Not to say I'm giving up on becoming a Champion, but maybe the Tag Titles just aren't for me. And I've got to talk to JONATHYN about this all anyways. Either way, let's go out there tonight and give these Chumps hell!
TYGER LILLY and JENNEFER JETSON agreeing hug 504 BOY as the cameras fade off of them and back to the ring.
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- - 3-on-2 Tag Match - -
The bell rings and SAVIOR starts off with TYGER LILLY. They lock up and SAVIOR gets the advantage. SAVIOR has a hold LILLY's arm and starts wringing it. SAVIOR flips LILLY to the ground and kicks her square in the back. SAVIOR continues to stomp away at her and then whips her into the corner where he tags in MC TERRIBLE. SAVIOR and MC double suplex LILLY before the ref uses his 5 count. Cover by MC.. ONE.. TWO.. easy kickout by LILLY. MC grabs a Rear Chinlock and tries to wear down LILLY. LILLY fights to her feet and elbows the MC in the gut. LILLY tries to escape, but MC horse collars her and drops her down. MC goes for an elbow drop, but LILLY avoids it and lands a Dropkick. She rolls into the corner and tags in 504 BOY. FIVER hits a Forearm shot to the face of MC that sends him reeling. 504 goes for a Running boot, but MC hits a Yakuza kick of his own. MC goes to his corner and tags in THE SAVIOR. SAVIOR waits for FIVER to get up and drills him with a Spinning Wheel Kick. SAVIOR goes for the cover... ONE... TWO.. T.. JEN JETSON runs in and breaks up the three count. SAVIOR picks up 504 and goes behind him. SAVIOR tries to score with the German Suplex, but LILLY distracts the ref and allows 504 to kick SAVIOR with a Low Blow. 504 goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... T... SAVIOR puts his foot on the ropes. MC TERRIBLE is screaming at the referee. FIVER drags SAVIOR to his corner and tags in his wife, JEN JETSON. JEN starts stomping away at the chest and face of THE SAVIOR. The ref tells JEN to back up and that allows 504 BOY to drop to the arena floor and start choking SAVIOR. LILLY also gets in a couple of stomps before JEN goes back to work. JEN snapmare SAVIOR out of the corner and kicks him really hard in the back. JEN goes for the cover. ONE.. TWO... THR... SAVIOR kicks out. JEN whips SAVIOR off of the ropes and locks on the Never Ending Nightmare by rolling through. SAVIOR is trying to get to the ropes to break the hold. JEN locks on the hold really tight, but SAVIOR is making his way over to the ropes. SAVIOR grabs the ropes, but LILLY kicks his hand off of the ropes. The ref cannot see it and that infuriates MC TERRIBLE. The ref tells MC that he will DQ them if he questions him. SAVIOR gets his arm back on the ropes and LILLY goes for the boot. However, the ref catches her in the act and forces JETSON to relinquish the hold. The damage has been done though. SAVIOR is holding his knee and lower back. SAVIOR tries to crawl to his corner, but JEN drags him by the ankle to her corner and tags in LILLY. JEN locks on the legs to start a Mexican Surfboard, but SAVIOR is still on his belly. LILLY jumps over the top rope and gives SAVIOR double stomp to the back. Cover.. ONE.. TWO.... SAVIOR rolls the shoulder. LILLY runs to the corner and does her trademark Handspring Leg Drop. Cover... ONE... TWO... TH... SAVIOR rolls the shoulder again. LILLY gets in the ref's face and questions his count. SAVIOR gets the chance to roll her up in a School Girl... ONE... TWO... TH... LILLY springs up from the pin and hits SAVIOR flush in the face with a Savat Kick. LILLY tags in FIVER and he hits SAVIOR with a Step Up Enzugiri as soon as SAVIOR got up. Cover... ONE... TWO... THRE... SAVIOR kicks out again. 504 BOY is now mad at the ref's count. FIVER shoots SAVIOR off of the ropes, but SAVIOR kicks him right in the jaw as FIVER was going for a Back Body Drop out of the ring. SAVIOR gets a running start and hits The Incident II out of nowhere. Both men are down. The ref starts his ten count. ONE... TWO... THREE.. SAVIOR crawls towards his corner on his belly. FOUR... FIVE... SIX... FIVER looks like he won't make it. SEVEN.. EIGHT... SAVIOR looks like he is going to make the tag, but JEN JETSON steps in and distracts the ref. FIVER makes the hand slap noise and allows LILLY to get in. SAVIOR makes the tag, but the ref stops MC from making his way in. LILLY drags SAVIOR to the middle of the ring and points to the top turnbuckle and goes for the Tygersault. LILLY leaps, but SAVIOR moves in the nick of time. SAVIOR crawls to the corner and tags in MC TERRIBLE. LILLY tags in JEN, but she tries to retreat. MC TERRIBLE floors her with a Lariat. FIVER comes and gets a Dropkick. LILLY tries to rush in, but MC snaps off a Hurricanrana. MC TERRIBLE then does a Standing Shooting Star Press while SAVIOR comes flying off the top with the Space Opera. Cover by MC... ONE... TWO... THR... 504 BOY breaks up the pin! SAVIOR blasts FIVER in the face with a Superkick. SAVIOR tells MC to hoist JEN in the air for the Remix, but LILLY chop blocks MC TERRIBLE's knee. SAVIOR sees that LILLY is prone and Double Stomps her on the head. LILLY rolls to the apron writhing in pain. MC gets up, but is met with a Missile Dropkick from 504 BOY. JEN was behind MC and rolls up MC.... ONE... TWO... THR... MC kicks out!! LILLY is still groggy from the stomp to the head…
504 BOY goes under the ring and finds his woman's signature weapon of the sledgehammer. MC TERRIBLE goes for the whip, but JEN reverses it. The back of MC TERRIBLE's head cracks right into the sledgehammer. THE SAVIOR tries to intervene, but LILLY cuts him off while JEN makes the cover and 504 BOY gets rid of the evidence. ONE... TWO... THREE!!! They stole the tag team titles by tipping the scales!
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
504 BOY runs to the outside and grabs the tag belts from the announcers table. HE rolls into the ring as JEN and LILLY catch their breath.. 504 BOY hands one belt to JEN and one to LILLY, then stands between the two, holding their arms up in victory! It looks like 504 BOY has proved true to his word, and is declaring JEN and LILLY the sole holders of the two belts! The crowd cheers the new tag champs!
JEN and LILLY may have won the belts with the help of 504 BOY.. But can they hold on to those titles without his assistance?
vs.
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vs.
- - Canadian Rules Battle Royal - -
The bell rings and immediately JASON ORTIZ and EXTREMER start exchanging some words while ERIC ANDERSON and CENTURION look at each other confused with the action of the two men but then the two sit back and watch the heated verbal exchange. A few seconds in and EXTREMER slaps JASON ORTIZ across the face, JASON ORTIZ retaliates with a knee to the gut. ERIC ANDERSON runs in and dropkicks EXTREMER in the back and sends him rolling across the mat, his momentum carrying him out of the ring and then CENTURION springs into action, running the length of the ring, springing up to the top turnbuckle like a cat and flying off with a Shooting Star Press off the top rope to EXTREMER on the concrete below and the crowd goes nuts. Chants of “CENTURION, CENTURION” fill the arena. Meanwhile back in the ring, JASON ORTIZ has ERIC ANDERSON in the corner and is nailing brutal chop after brutal chop, then ERIC ANDERSON grabs JASON ORTIZ and gets him in the corner and nails a few of his own chops as the crowd counts along. ERIC ANDERSON takes JASON ORTIZ to the center of the ring and whips him into the ropes but JASON ORTIZ uses this to nail a somersault plancha on EXTREMER and CENTURION who are fighting tooth and nail outside the ring and the three collapse in a mass of humanity. ERIC ANDERSON calls to the crowd and points outside the ring, he runs off the ropes and the full length of the ring and flies over with a high impact Plancha of his own and all four men lay outside the ring on the ground. ERIC ANDERSON grabs CENTURION and rolls him in the ring and goes for the pin fall. 1.. 2.. KICK OUT! EXTREMER grabs ERIC ANDERSON and gives him a snap suplex. EXTREMER goes to the second rope and nails a Harlem hangover leg drop on ERIC ANDERSON from the second rope. Meanwhile, JASON ORTIZ has recovered and stands on the ring apron, EXTREMER sees him and goes for a punch but JASON ORTIZ blocks and nails him with a shoulder to the gut. ORTIZ leaps up and brings EXTREMER back out of the ring with an amazing Hurricanrana to the concrete floor off the ring apron. JASON ORTIZ gets back up the ring apron as the crowd goes nuts, he nails a Slingshot Clothesline over the ropes on CENTURION and goes for the pin fall. 1.. 2.. KICK OUT! ERIC ANDERSON drags JASON ORTIZ to his feet and hooks a sleeper hold riding ORTIZ' back for added pressure. Meanwhile, EXTREMER is still down outside the ring and CENTURION is heading to the top rope. JASON ORTIZ rams ERIC ANDERSON into the turnbuckles to break the hold, CENTURION flies off the top rope with an elbow drop from the top on JASON ORTIZ but the momentum takes him out of the ring. EXTREMER recovers and makes his way back into the ring. EXTREMER moves out of the way of a drop kick attempt by CENTURION who nails ERIC ANDERSON instead and ANDERSON falls out of the ring! EXTREMER nails CENTURION in the back of the head with a super kick, EXTREMER then goes up to the top rope and plays to the crowd yelling something about the Dynasty, just then CENTURION does a kip up and dropkicks EXTREMER in the legs causing him to crotch himself on the top rope. CENTURION goes up top with EXTREMER and the two men exchange blows as CENTURION goes for a top rope superplex. EXTREMER then hooks CENTURION and gives him a super hip toss from the top rope to the concrete floor onto JASON ORTIZ and ERIC ANDERSON who were just raising to their feet. EXTREMER takes a deep breath, gets to his feet on the top rope and flies off with a super moonsault from the top rope to the outside sending all four men again crashing to the concrete and it is broken bodies and chaos as the fans chant, THEY ARE DEAD, THEY ARE DEAD and OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. EXTREMER gets to his feet and tosses a spent JASON ORTIZ into the ring.. EXTREMER leaps up to the top rope!! FROG SPLASH!!! BANG!! IT’S ALL OVER!! ONE.. TWO... THREE!!
JASON ORTIZ is Eliminated!!
EXTREMER goes after ERIC ANDERSON and hits ANDERSON with a couple of shots. CENTURION tries to come in from behind, but is met with punches from
EXTREMER. EXTREMER picks up ANDERSON and scores with a Vertical
Suplex. CENTURION comes in and hits a boot to the face
of EXTREMER. CENTURION hits a bid Elbow Drop on the prone
ANDERSON. EXTREMER is up and starts trading chops with
CENTURION. JUSTICE gets the advantage and whips
CENTURION off the ropes and sends down CENTURION with a
Drop Toe Hold. EXTREMER then hits an Arm Drag on
CENTURION. ANDERSON tries to attack EXTREMER, but gets a DDT.
This gives CENTURION the opening he needs to hit EXTREMER
with a clothesline. CENTURION lets EXTREMER get to his
knees and is met with a big knee to the face.
CENTURION then drives a knee into the face of EXTREMER.
Cover.... ONE... TWO... ANDERSON breaks it up. ANDERSON hits
a spinning heel kick that sends CENTURION reeling into
the corner. ANDERSON charges into the corner and hits a
running splash. ANDERSON tries for another one, but
CENTURION slams ANDERSON down on the back of his head.
EXTREMER gets up and starts to chop away at CENTURION.
CENTURION quickly turns EXTREMER into the corner and hits a
big open handed palm strike to the chest of EXTREMER.
CENTURION places EXTREMER on the top rope and is looking
for Chokeslam from the top, but EXTREMER fights CENTURION
with a couple of kicks to the head. EXTREMER grabs
CENTURION by the head and hits a Tornado DDT. EXTREMER
looks for the quick cover. ONE.... TWO.... THR....
ANDERSON breaks up the pin. ANDERSON drops EXTREMER with a Double
Arm DDT. ANDERSON stomps away at EXTREMER and goes to the top
rope. ANDERSON leaps and hits a Diving Headbutt.
Cover.... ONE... TWO... CENTURION breaks it up.
CENTURION lifts up ANDERSON and hits a couple of headbutts
to the head of ANDERSON. CENTURION goes for a Chokeslam,
but EXTREMER stops the move. CENTURION takes a couple of
chops, but grabs EXTREMER and ANDERSON and slams their heads
together. EXTREMER staggers and tumbles out of the ring.
ANDERSON is all alone with CENTURION. CENTURION stomps at
ANDERSON and motions for him to get up. CENTURION whips
ANDERSON off the ropes and hits a Powerslam. Cover...
ONE.... TWO.. TH... ANDERSON kicks out somehow. CENTURION
gets frustrated and drives an elbow into the chest of
ANDERSON. CENTURION goes for a body slam, but ANDERSON
wriggles free. ANDERSON boots CENTURION in the gut and
hits the Sit Out Power Bomb. ANDERSON is signaling for
a superkick. ANDERSON goes for it, but EXTREMER grabs his
ankle from behind. CENTURION comes from behind while
ANDERSON is turned around and hits a Low Blow. ANDERSON is in
pain and is hunched over. CENTURION lifts up ANDERSON and
hits the Crucifixion. Cover... ONE... TWO.... THREE.
ERIC ANDERSON is Eliminated!!
EXTREMER is still slow to get up, but crawls into the ring
where he is met with boots by CENTURION. CENTURION
starts to throttle the neck of EXTREMER. The ref puts on
a five count. ONE.... TWO.... THREE... FOUR...
CENTURION lets go and stomps at the head. CENTURION
lets EXTREMER crawl to the ropes and chokes EXTREMER with all
of his weight. The ref applies another five count.
ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FI... CENTURION breaks
it up. CENTURION hits a boot and sends EXTREMER to the
outside. CENTURION follows him out to the floor. The
ref starts his ten count... ONE... TWO... THREE...
CENTURION throws EXTREMER up against the guardrail.
FOUR... FIVE... CENTURION goes for a running boot, but
EXTREMER avoids it and CENTURION crotches himself on the
guardrail. SIX... EXTREMER takes a c couple of shots at
the free leg to hurt the big man. EXTREMER gets back into
the ring. CENTURION frees himself. SEVEN... EIGHT...
CENTURION makes it to the ring apron. NINE... CENTURION
gets in at the last second. EXTREMER gets a running start
and hits a baseball slide dropkick on the crawling
CENTURION that sends him back down to the outside.
EXTREMER goes down to the floor and the ref starts his ten
count again. ONE... TWO... THREE... EXTREMER throws
CENTURION into the guardrail. FOUR... FIVE.. EXTREMER
tries to whip CENTURION into the ringpost, but it's
reversed and CENTURION sends EXTREMER into the ringpost.
SIX... SEVEN... CENTURION gets back into the ring while
EXTREMER's head is split open. EIGHT... EXTREMER gets to the
apron. NINE... EXTREMER makes it in just in time.
CENTURION drops an elbow on EXTREMER. CENTURION then chokes
EXTREMER with the boot, but the ref breaks it up.
CENTURION signals for Punishment, but EXTREMER fights out
of it and hits a DDT. EXTREMER decides lock in a sharpshooter!. EXTREMER manages to hook on tight. CENTURION starts to crawl to the ropes to break the
hold. CENTURION is writhing in pain. Can EXTREMER get a
tap out win? CENTURION slowly crawls, but EXTREMER pulls
him back to the center just a little bit. CENTURION
keeps fighting and makes it to the bottom rope. EXTREMER
breaks the hold immediately and goes for the rope.
EXTREMER climbs the buckle and hits the Dynastic
Blockbuster. Cover... ONE... TWO... THR... CENTURION
puts a foot on the ropes again. EXTREMER waits for
CENTURION to get up and signals for the Extreme Superkick.
CENTURION gets up and EXTREMER attempts the Extreme Superkick, but
CENTURION is kept up by the corner. The ref goes to
check on CENTURION in the corner. EXTREMER signals for a
corner splash. EXTREMER runs in but CENTURION pulls the
ref into the corner and EXTREMER splashes the referee!!
The ref is out cold, and the second ref takes over!
CENTURION spins behind MICHAEL EXTREMER and goes for a German
Suplex, but MICHAEL grabs the ropes and lands on the ring apron, before
shoving his shoulder into CENTURION’S chest. MICHAEL places CENTURION in a Dragon Sleeper, but CENTURION wriggles free and scores with a Roundhouse Kick, knocking EXTREMER to the mat. EXTREMER shakes his head a bit, trying to shake off the effects of the kick, but CENTURION grabs EXTREMER and pulls him back up to his feet.. They both smile at each other. CENTURION then slides between EXTREMER’S legs, grabbing his arm and
flipping him to the mat, before applying an armbar. MICHAEL EXTREMER tries
to escape, but CENTURION has the hold locked in. EXTREMER is too far away from
the ropes, but instead arches his back and gets to his feet. With all the
strength he can muster, he gets onto his feet, with CENTURION still stuck onto
him like glue. He is able to use his free arm to lift CENTURION and place
him on the turnbuckle, before spinning him round and powerbombing him down!
A great display of skill and strength by these two! MICHAEL EXTREMER picks
up CENTURION sportingly, and once again there is a short pause to wait for
CENTURION to get his breath back. The lock horns once again in the center of
the ring, as CENTURION ends up Irish whipping EXTREMER into the ropes. CENTURION
looks to catch EXTREMER, but instead, ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes
himself, and they both collide head on center of the ring! CLUNK!! Their heads just bashed together at full speed!! Both men are down, and the last healthy ref begins a ten count!…1…2…3…4…5… The crowd is going nuts, screaming for both men to get up. Who is going to get up first?.. 6... 7... 8... CENTURION is getting to his feet! 9... TEN!! The ref calls for the bell! EXTREMER is OUT COLD!! CENTURION wins on a count-out!!
NEW CANADIAN CHAMPION:
CENTURION has fulfilled his legacy as CANADIAN Champ! But will EXTREMER and ORTIZ continue to challenge for the belt after tasting defeat tonight?
The lights go out as two groups of hooded men slowly bring the caskets towards the ring as all three men look at them carrying what could be their fate. The men place the caskets on opposite sides of the ring and leave the area.
The lights come back on and both IRON BULL and BRIAN LANCE attack SOUL BEARER, trying to take him out early so they can become the champ. They both get SOUL BEARER in the corner and both of them starts to stomp a mudhole in the chest of SOUL BEARER. LANCE goes to the opposite corner of the ring, runs, and hits SOUL BEARER with a drop kick to the chest. SOUL BEARER clutches his chest and falls to one side. IRON BULL sits SOUL BEARER back up on the bottom turnbuckle and is now telling BRIAN to go for another dropkick to the chest. BRIAN goes to the corner, winds up, charges BUT IS MET WITH A HUGE SPEAR BY IRON BULL TO TAKE BRIAN LANCE TO THE MAT! IRON BULL just took out BRIAN LANCE and is now stalking SOUL BEARER, who is slowly getting up from the early beating that occurred at the start of the match. IRON BULL waits for SOUL BEARER to get up on the other end of the ring and charges for SOUL BEARER. SOUL BEARER falls to the side and allows IRON BULL to crash arm first right into the ring post! SOUL BEARER pulls the hurt IRON BULL out and hits a REVERSE DDT! BRIAN LANCE gets up, but is met with a CLOTHESLINE by SOUL BEARER THAT NEARLY TOOK BRIAN LANCE’S HEAD CLEAR OFF! IRON BULL stumbles to his feet and gives an eye rake to SOUL BEARER. BULL starts working the back of SOUL BEARER and he backs up into the corner. BULL sets BEARER on the top rope and is hooking him for a SUPERPLEX but BRIAN LANCE runs over and hits IRON BULL in the back. BRIAN goes on the second turnbuckle AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX ON IRON BULL WHO STILL HAD THE SUPERPLEX LOCKED IN TO SOUL BEARER! All three men are down and the crowd is on their feet already! IRON BULL slowly rolls out of the ring and on to the floor, BRIAN LANCE goes after him but is met with a blast of smoke from the fire extinguisher that was pulled from underneath the ring by IRON BULL. BULL comes into the ring with the fire extinguisher and waits for BRIAN LANCE to get up. LANCE does but IRON BULL is caught but SOUL BEARER who snatches the extinguisher away from IRON BULL and shoots it right in his eyes. BULL goes towards the ropes, He’s near the open casket! BRIAN LANCE and SOUL BEARER clothesline him over the top and into the casket and they both close the door on IRON BULL’s chances of winning the HART TITLE! IRON BULL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
As ring assistants roll the casket up the ramp, BRIAN LANCE and SOUL BEARER lock up their knuckles Greco-Roman style. SOUL BEARER starts applying more pressure and begins to get the upper hand. SOUL BEARER then flips LANCE around still holding onto his hands and drops LANCE in a reverse DDT drop. SOUL BEARER gets up and runs to the ropes, bounces off and comes back with a huge knee drop onto LANCE. SOUL BEARER gets back up and starts stomping LANCE until the ref starts the 4 count. SOUL BEARER stops and lets up as LANCE rolls over and starts to get up. While on all fours SOUL BEARER soccer kicks LANCE and sends him over to the side of the ring. SOUL BEARER backs up and gets ready as LANCE slowly gets to his feet now. SOUL BEARER comes running with a big boot as LANCE now ducks and SOUL BEARER busts his stuff on the ropes while getting tied up. LANCE rolls over and runs to the ropes, he comes running back and drop kicks the back of SOUL BEARER'S head sending him out of the ring! LANCE gets up and climbs a top the top turnbuckle as SOUL BEARER is slowly starting to get to his feet. LANCE jumps off and crowns SOUL BEARER causing the crowd to pop wildly. LANCE gets up and grabs SOUL BEARER and throws him back into the ring. LANCE grabs a hold of SOUL BEARER followed by a suplex. He grabs up SOUL BEARER and whips him into the turnbuckle post. Immediately LANCE starts throwing chops over and over until SOUL BEARER blocks the last one and reverse it by throwing LANCE into the turnbuckle post. He starts chopping LANCE back until the ref tries pulling SOUL BEARER off. The ref is slightly out of view as LANCE half-heartedly kicks SOUL BEARER in the gut. SOUL BEARER backs into a corner, looking a bit winded. LANCE jumps up and hits SOUL BEARER with a shoulder block. SOUL BEARER goes down, and he clutches his chest.
Grabbing him again, LANCE whips SOUL BEARER straight to the ropes. When SOUL BEARER comes back, LANCE is waiting and grabs a hold of his head, applying a sleeper hold. But instead of locking it as a submission, LANCE changes the position of the lock and drops down, hitting a huge reverse DDT. SOUL BEARER’S head bounces harshly against the canvas, causing his eyes to roll into the back of his head. LANCE doesn’t waste time though as he lifts up SOUL BEARER and grapples him again, sending him to a turnbuckle. Rushing right after him, right as SOUL BEARER hits back first, LANCE follows up with a huge clothesline right across the collarbone. Whipping SOUL BEARER again, LANCE completes the same move on the other side of the ring with SOUL BEARER stumbling out, almost losing his footing as he falls right into LANCE… DDT! LANCE gets back to his feet, allowing SOUL BEARER to spend the extra energy to stand on his own. Finally on his own standing, SOUL BEARER turns in time to see LANCE going for a massive clothesline, meant to take his head off. Ducking under it though, SOUL BEARER turns in time to begin throwing punch after punch to LANCE, already gaining a second wind and pumping more with each thrust, gaining a momentum. Pushing him back against the ropes, SOUL BEARER chops at LANCE a few times before whipping him off to the other side and waiting for him to come back, laying him out with a flowing clothesline. Stopping at LANCE’S side, SOUL BEARER drops an elbow onto his collarbone, sending LANCE rolling to a corner, out of the way. Using the turnbuckles to pull himself up, LANCE has no time to move as SOUL BEARER comes in, using the ropes as leverage for a massive running into a leaping dropkick! The momentum sends LANCE to the ground hard, SOUL BEARER recovering quickly and already back to his feet! The crowd sees the momentum on the champ’s side, and the “GET THE CASKET” chant begins! SOUL BEARER acknowledges the enthusiastic crowd and points to the remaining casket. The crowd cheers as SOUL BEARER heads over and opens the casket. He heads back over to LANCE, who is winded and favoring his left leg.. SOUL BEARER pulls him toward the side of the ring with the open casket, and LANCE comes to life in the center of the ring, elbowing SOUL BEARER in the gut and following it up with a whip to the opposite rope! The crowd goes nuts! LANCE goes for a clothesline, but SOUL BEARER ducks it and heads to the other side of the ring! He bounces off the ropes and grabs LANCE’s arm, whipping him at the ropes on the casket side! LANCE hits the ropes and stops short. SOUL BEARER comes flying at him with a clothesline.. But LANCE grabs him for a suplex! Both men flip over the ropes together and land in the casket together!! The lid slams shut!! WHAT? The bell rings!! BOTH MEN WERE JUST ELIMINATED!! This match had no winner, so SOUL BEARER retains the title!
STILL HART CHAMPION:
vs.
vs.
- - Double Casket Match - -
The casket lid flies open, and BRIAN LANCE is on top of SOUL BEARER, wailing on him with closed fists! He jumps out of the casket and looks for a chair as SOUL BEARER slowly gets up inside the casket! LANCE runs over and dropkicks the casket lid, slamming it against SOUL BEARER’s head and sending him slumping over the side of the casket! He’s knocked out cold! LANCE grabs a chair and winds up on the defenseless SOUL BEARER! WAIT! Here comes FAMINE OF THE VILE!! LANCE turns to see FAMINE OF THE VILE and he FLATTENS HIM with one blow!! NO!! The crowd winces at the ruthless crack of steel on bone! LANCE looks back at SOUL BEARER and winds up again.. And there’s nobody to stop him!! WHACK WHACK! WHACK WHACK! The crowd watches in horror as an enraged BRIAN LANCE goes to town on SOUL BEARER’s skull with the chair! And here comes IRON BULL!! He’s going to stop him!! WHACK WHACK! Okay, no he isn’t.. LANCE is a man possessed! He pulls back on the chair to nail IRON BULL once again… WAIT!! SOMEONE GRABBED THE CHAIR!! It’s HARDCORE SMITTY!! SMITTY IS BACK!! SMITTY takes the chair out of LANCE’s hands and pops him in the gut with it! The crowd cheers as LANCE doubles over, only to be met with a finishing blow over the top of the head!! The fans love it! HARDCORE SMITTY raises the dented and bloody chair over his head!! The Hart division is heating up!!
"Drugs (Instrumental)" by Lil' Kim and the Notorious B.I.G. comes on over the PA and out comes the ruler of Ghana West Africa, PRINCE AKEEM. He is flanked by two giant bodyguards that are built like offensive linemen. Asante and Khaliq are their names. AKEEM has a paranoid look about his face. AKEEM rips into this one fan that tells him BOONDOCK SAINT is going to kill him. Asante takes a sign from a little kid and rips it up that says AKEEM fears the Man in White. AKEEM has a leather bound official document in his hand. He gets into the ring and grabs the microphone.
PRINCE AKEEM: Shut up you inbred, cappuccino sucking morons.
The crowd lays into the dictator of Ghana. He is still very pissed.
PRINCE AKEEM: I know why this city has the highest suicide rate in all of the US is because no one wants to live in a hole in the Earth where all there is to do is suck down coffee and watch crappy teams like the Mariners and the Sonics.
The crowd starts an AKEEM Sucks chant, but he doesn't care.
PRINCE AKEEM: The only reason I came onto this show is because this pay per view is called Lord of the Ring. It figures that I would show up because I am the only royalty in this company. I don't care if that cripple MIKE RABOIN wins or that traitor CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY wins. I am the only true royalty in this company. I own the XWF and I will rule with my Legacy once again. I will build it in my own image, and not of that loser BOONDOCK SAINT.
The crowd can't believe that AKEEM is this arrogant.
PRINCE AKEEM: SAINT is such a failure that he threw away a Universal Title shot. No man could ever lose two titles in four days, but he did. He will never show his face in my company again because he is a failure.
The fans let AKEEM have it. BOONDOCK was a good guy all in all. He is not here to defend himself.
PRINCE AKEEM: Speaking of failures. That ZACH RIZZA is such a failure that he cannot make the pay per view. He is listening to that pathetic little whore, PATIENCE PRYCE. RIZZA could be a killer, but he is pathetic. He could be a champion, but he lets that little girl be in charge of his affairs. I have this contract right here and I am going to call him out on it right now. ZACH RIZZA....
"Big Time" by Peter Gabriel comes over the PA and out comes "BIG TYME" ZACH RIZZA. He is furious with AKEEM. RIZZA gets in and has a mic in hand.
PRINCE AKEEM: Don't you come one step closer. I have your life in my hands. No one wants to book you. You want to know why? Because I told the Washington State Athletic Commission that you were injured. You aren't cleared to wrestle and that is because of me. I own you RIZZA. I can make you or break...
RIZZA grabs AKEEM by the throat and is about to chokeslam him, but PATIENCE PRYCE comes out and tells RIZZA that it isn't worth it and to walk out. RIZZA sets down AKEEM and he turns his back to leave, but AKEEM has his two bodyguards attack the duo. AKEEM is putting the badmouth to them.
But then
BOOOM!!!
A white light blinds AKEEM and his security force. The X-Tron lights up with a just a few words.
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF YOUR END!!!
LOOK INTO THE LAST FACE YOU WILL SEE!!!
BEHOLD THE FACE OF FEAR!!!
Some more words appear.
MY TIME HAS ARRIVED.
All of a sudden... "Breath" by Breaking Benjamin plays over the PA and down comes a man from the rafters in white that wears the same mask. He is head to toe in white with a cloak, hat and outfit in white. He has a black baseball bat. He lands in the center of the ring and sees that it's three on one. He takes the baseball bat and jams it into the gut of Khaliq. The Man in White then lifts up the large man and hits The Realization!!! That's JEM WILLIAMS' old finisher. Asante sneaks behind and has a bear hug, but the man hits him the kneecap with the bat. The Man in White then grabs the neck and hits the Stone Cutter!!!! That's LEE STONE's finishing maneuver. AKEEM is begging for his life in the corner. The Man in White places him on his shoulder and hits The Trans-Continental Flight!!! He has just used ALEX CUTWRIGHT's move!!! Who is this man and why does he have knowledge of the White Order??? AKEEM strains and gets to a mic.
PRINCE AKEEM: Who are you?! Why have you come??
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The man steps on AKEEM's hand and grabs the mic.
I am a man that is going to bring your regime to its bloody knees. I am the Guardian Angel of Anarchy. I am the protector of the XWF from sinners like you. I am going tear your empire asunder. You, PRINCE AKEEM, will answer for your crimes.
The crowd cheers in delight.
I am.... THE ARCHANGEL!!!! And I am going to make your life a living hell until X-Mas X-Treme. Until then, I am going to torture you like you have tortured MR. RIZZA and MS. PRYCE. I am a vindicator that will take every measure of revenge. Until then.... I suggest you pray for mercy... because I may not be.
THE ARCHANGEL takes PATIENCE and RIZZA, puts them on the winch and goes with them up to the rafters. Will AKEEM have to pay for his crimes now that the ARCHANGEL has targeted him? Will he strike on ANARCHY this week?
The shot opens up in the back as we see JUGGALO and WARRIOR in a slugfest. SEWASIDE and BRYAN TANN are heading to the ring and see this they jump in and beat down EW with JUGGALO. They leave EW in a heap on the floor as TANN and SEWASIDE leave and make their way to the ring. JUGGALO and EW exchange a glance as JUGGALO walks away.
XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!
vs.
- - Ladder Tornado Tag Match - -
“Mosh” by Eminem hits the speakers as SEWASIDE and TANN make their way
out to the ring together. TANN and SEWASIDE walk around a ladder set up in
the aisle as they enter the ring to a loud pop.
Clown Walk hits the arena and JUGGALO comes out to the ramp with a cart full
of weapons and begins to make his way down to the ring. There seems to be no
sign of WARRIOR, as he hasn’t made his way out as his music plays in the
background. JUGGALO begins tossing the various items in the ring as the bell
rings.
TANN slings himself over the top rope and takes out JUGGALO as SIDE rolls
out the other side tossing a ladder into the ring. SIDE quickly gets back in
as JUGGALO and TANN are lying on the outside. He sets up the ladder and
begins climbing as EW’s music begins to play again. Suddenly as SEWASIDE
nears the top of the ladder WARRIOR comes down a zip line from above the
entranceway. He heads right for SEWASIDE and the ladder as he releases
himself dropping down onto SIDE and knocking him off the ladder and to the
mat. WARRIOR has latched onto the ladder and begins to reach for the TV Belt
as TANN makes his way back into the ring and climbs the ladder under EW. He
reaches up and wraps his arms around EW’s waist and quickly yanks him off in
a German suplex. EW lands hard on a chair that JUGGALO had thrown in the
ring as TANN begins to climb the ladder. SEWASIDE is back up and looks at
TANN climbing. He begins to watch out and yells at TANN to hurry up. JUGGALO
is back in the ring and SIDE steps between him and the ladder. SIDE points
at TANN and JUGGALO shrugs and turns around looking like he’s gonna walk
away but quickly turns back around and charges the ladder knocking it over
and TANN to the outside. SIDE pushes JUGGALO. JUGGALO looks away and then
pushes him back. EW is back up and standing behind SIDE. He spins him around
and hits a lariat knocking SIDE down. EW picks up a chair and begins laying
into SIDE. JUGGALO begins to approach EW who turns and swings at JUGGALO but
JUGGALO ducks and tries to calm EW down. TANN gets back in the ring and
JUGGALO drives a knee into the back of his head. JUGGALO begins to yell at
EW pointing at the TV Title. EW nods pointing towards the Title as well. The
two seem to have worked out some sort of agreement as JUGGALO stands guard
as EW makes his way up the ladder. SIDE and TANN are both up and they rush
JUGGALO knocking him out of the way and pulling EW off the ladder. JUGGALO
has a chair and he nails TANN with it as SIDE and EW exchange blows near the
opposite corner. JUGGALO pushes the ladder towards them knocking them both
down as TANN nails him with a low blow. TANN nails a DDT onto a trashcan. He
lays the ladder down and tosses JUGGALO on top of it. TANN climbs to the
middle rope and leaps but EW leaps off JUGGALO and spears TANN out of the air.
SIDE is on the middle turnbuckle on the opposite side and hits JUGGALO with
a senton on the ladder as JUGGALO writhes in pain. EW tosses TANN from the
ring, He meets SEWASIDE in the middle of the ring and they exchange lefts
and rights. TANN climbs to the top and leap off hitting a double ax handle
to EW. SEWASIDE grabs EW and hits a rock bottom. They place the ladder on EW
and both begin to climb pinning EW under the ladder JUGGALO comes behind
TANN and puts his across his shoulders in a torture rack position JUGGALO
lifts him up and nails a piledriver. SEWASIDE jumps from the ladder knocking
JUGGALO back into the corner. SIDE drives some shoulders into him. SIDE
grabs a chair and moves across the ring. He runs towards JUGGALO in the
corner with the chair in front of him but JUGGALO moves and he crashes into
the corner. EW and JUGGALO are both on their feet and both begin to climb
the ladder. SEWASIDE wobbles out of the corner but get a hold of EW’s tights
and yanks him off slamming him hard onto a pile of chairs. SIDE begins to
climb up the opposite side of the ladder as him and JUGGALO both reach the
top. JUGGALO and SIDE begin to slug it out on top of the ladder as TANN and
EW get up. EW tackles TANN to the outside. JUGGALO and SIDE continue their
battle on the top of the ladder until SIDE hits a stiff elbow that busts
JUGGALO wide open and blood begins to pour from his head. JUGGALO is dazed
and SIDE grabs him and bounces his head off the ladder a few times. JUGGALO
looks woozy and SIDE leaps of wrapping JUGGALO’s head and driving him into
the mat with a DDT that spatters blood on the front row of fans. EW rolls
back into the ring as TANN pulls himself up to the apron and is busted open
as well but not bleeding as heavily as JUGGALO is. A pool of blood begins to
form under JUGGALO’s head as SIDE backs EW into the corner with a few
punches and drives some knees to his gut. EMTs are checking on JUGGALO as
his wound continues to spit out blood. JUGGALO pushes the EMTs away as his
face is covered entirely with blood. He reaches under the ring and pulls out
a table he sets it up on the outside of the ring. The camera switches to
TANN who is almost at the top of the ladder. SIDE still has EW in the
corner. JUGGALO rolls into the ring and drags the ladder with TANN on it
away from the belt. JUGGALO positions himself under TANN for a powerbomb.
He tries to lift TANN off the ladder but he holds on as JUGGALO lifts them
both off the ground. JUGGALO tosses TANN over the top rope and he crashes
hard on the ground and the ladder lands directly in his face! JUGGALO leaps over the top rope and continues working TANN over! EW kicks SIDE in the groin as his last means to escape, he drags SIDE to the middle of the ring. WARRIOR nails the WARRIOR’S END on SIDE as JUGGALO slides another ladder into the ring then slides a table in as well. JUGGALO slides in and sets up the table and EW sets up the ladder. EW and JUGGALO climb the ladder
as they get to the top JUGGALO throws a punch at EW who was already thinking
the same thing. They both land a punch but SIDE’s already up. SIDE climbs
onto the table with a chair and bashes JUGGALO with the chair and knocks him
onto the table!! EW heads up the final rung and makes a grab at the belt, but SEWASIDE heads up the other side of the ladder and pushes EW enough to make him grab at the ladder to keep his balance.. Now it’s just EW and SEWASIDE on the ladders, looking at the belt! THEY BOTH GRAB THE BELT!! They pull in opposite directions, but neither man can get the advantage! The crowd is screaming as the two men tug on the belt. JUGGALO slowly gets to his feet, and he gets up on the table and DROPKICKS the ladder on EW’s side, sending it toppling over! EW loses his grip on the belt as the ladder gives way! EW crashes to the mat, but SEWASIDE keeps his grip, and is now hanging from the bet! His weight unsnaps the belt and SEWASIDE crashes to the canvas with his arms around the title!!
NEW TV CHAMPION:
Without winning it himself, JUGGALO prevented EXTREME WARRIOR from winning the title! This feud is far from over!
THE SAVIOR is seen walking around the backstage area. He walks down the hall and stops at a door with the name "TYGER LILLY" posted on the door. He stands at the door for a while, contemplating something.
SAVIOR: I can't do this.... I can't.... I mean.... I just.... She just beat me in a match.... She.... I can't. I won't. I'm not going to do this.
THE SAVIOR looks as though he's going to walk away but stops himself and looks back at the door.
SAVIOR: Then again.....I can't hold a grudge forever....
SAVIOR looks at the name on the door, then down the hallway in both directions....and finally....at the door again....He hesitates...and then knocks on the door.
KNOCK KNOCK
THE SAVIOR waits there for a moment and then the door opens, and TYGER LILLY appears in the doorway.
LILLY: Hey. I thought I'd see you here.
SAVIOR: ....Yep....I'm here.....just like you asked....Right here.
LILLY: Well...why don't you come inside....
SAVIOR: ....Alright....
THE SAVIOR follows TYGER LILLY into the room.
LILLY: ...Why don't you close the door....before we get caught...
She winks at SAVIOR.
SAVIOR: ....Oh yeah....right....the door....
THE SAVIOR closes the door behind him and the scene starts to cut away.
What is going on here between TYGER LILLY and THE SAVIOR?
vs.
- - XWF/XWC World Title Unification Ladder Match - -
The anticipation in the arena is at fever pitch as CYREN and STEVE JASON
stand face to face in the middle of the ring, directly underneath the
unified title. The crowd knowing that one of the two men standing in the
ring will walk out at the unified title, however instead of being focused on
the title, both STEVE JASON and CYREN seem more focused on each other. CYREN
begins the trash talking, which is responded to be STEVE JASON. The trash
talking seems to go on for about thirty seconds before CYREN has heard
enough, he pulls back his right hand and smashes it into the face of STEVE
JASON!
STEVE JASON staggers backwards as CYREN continues the offence on the XWF
legend with some more huge punches that push STEVE JASON right back into the
corner of the ring. CYREN takes the opportunity to deliver some knee smashes
into the midsection of STEVE JASON whilst he is on the defense, before
grabbing him by the arm and whipping him corner to corner. STEVE JASON hits
hard in the corner and it looks like he is struggling for breath as CYREN
glares over at him from the opposite side of the ring, a sadistic smile
etched on his face.
CYREN sprints towards STEVE JASON looks to nail him with a strong
clothesline in the corner, but in a quick moment of unexpected brilliance,
STEVE JASON dips his shoulder and back body drops CYREN right over the top
rope, to the floor below! The fans cheer the high impact move as CYREN lays
motionless on the floor. STEVE JASON takes a few seconds to catch his breath
again, before dropping down to the canvas and rolling under the bottom rope
to meet his nemesis on the outside of the ring.
A few sharp kicks from STEVE JASON stir CYREN into life, and he desperately
tries to use the security barrier to help himself to his feet. However STEVE
JASON seems adamant that he will not allow CYREN back up to his feet as he
pounds his opponent with punches and kicks to keep him in a grounded
position. Eventually STEVE JASON relents with the punches and kicks, only to
pull CYREN up by the waist and drop him head first over the security
barrier! The fans hear the sickening crack of CYREN’s head on steal as he
drops to the floor clutching his forehead.
STEVE JASON looks like he is going to waste no time though, he marches
around to the foot of the entrance ramp where he grabs hold of the ladder
that is positioned there. STEVE JASON rolls the ladder into the ring and
quickly sets it up under the unified championship belts. It looks like STEVE
JASON is going to climb the ladder and claim the titles for his own! However
as STEVE JASON begins to climb the ladder, CYREN seems spurred on by the
cheers from the crowd as he begins to spring into life, getting to his feet
and then rolling into the ring. STEVE JASON soon reaches the top of the
ladder and reaches up to claim the belts for himself, but just as he touches
the belts with his fingertips, the opportunity is snatched away from him as
CYREN dropkicks the ladder, causing it to topple over, sending STEVE JASON
crashing to the canvas!
STEVE JASON looks like he has taken one hell of a bump, as CYREN flashes
that sadistic smile again, it seems he likes what he saw! CYREN quickly
pulls the ladder up from its fallen position, before using it to smash down
on the body of STEVE JASON. CYREN repeats the process a few times, before
laying the ladder down onto STEVE JASON’s motionless body and rolling out of
the ring. CYREN wastes no time outside the ring as he grabs hold of a steel
chair, and quickly returns to the scene. CYREN then proceeds to use the
chair to hit the ladder, which is positioned on the body of STEVE JASON!
Judging by the screams of agony from the mouth of STEVE JASON, the move has
the desired effect!
CYREN slams the chair down on the floor before pulling the ladder up from
the body of STEVE JASON and placing it ominously under the Championship
belts that are hanging from the ceiling. STEVE JASON, who is clearly
bleeding from the mouth rises up to his feet and stumbles over towards
CYREN, but CYREN is quick to grab hold of the XWF legend and slam him face
first into the chair with a facebuster! CYREN can’t help but stand back and
admire his handiwork as STEVE JASON holds his face, blood seeping through
his fingers.
CYREN turns his attention back around to the ladder and slowly begins to
climb, but still STEVE JASON will not give in! The XWF legend rises up to
his feet and stumbles across to the ladder. Both men begin to climb the
ladder from opposite sides. The crowd rises to their feet in anticipation as
both men reach the top of the ladder and stare each other down. Just above
their heads hand the Championship belts they are fighting so hard to claim
as their own. The stare down is broken with a big right hook from STEVE
JASON, which connects with the face of CYREN. CYREN isn’t about to take that
lightly, as he pulls back an arm and slams his first into the face of CYREN!
Both men are trading punches on the ladder and it looks as if it is anyone’s
ball game!
STEVE begins to sway backwards as CYREN connects with another big punch to
his face. It looks as if STEVE is about to fall backwards, but just before
CYREN can deliver that critical blow, STEVE manages to retain his balance
and stretch forward to deliver a headbutt to the face of CYREN! The fans are
cheering and the roof of the arena is about to explode as CYREN reaches
forward and in one desperate attempt catches STEVE in a front face lock! It
looks like CYREN is going to try and suplex STEVE right off of the ladder
and to the floor below! CYREN tries the suplex move, but no! STEVE keeps a
tight hold of the ladder and CYREN has not got enough in the tank to suplex
him off! However STEVE keeps a hold of the front face lock, and with a
swift switch in body weight, STEVE side suplexes CYREN right off of the top
of the ladder!
The crowd gasps at the dangerous move as CYREN flies head first from the top
of the ladder, and lands with the top of the head spiking into the steel
chair! CYREN might have just broken his neck! STEVE looks down at his
opponent motionless on the floor! It might be a one horse race for the
unified championship now with STEVE the only horse left in the race, but at
what cost to the friendship between the two men, and the health of CYREN?
STEVE however snaps out of his gaze after a few seconds as he looks around
at the arena at the fans, who are all on their feet! STEVE takes a deep
breath before reaching up and grabbing down the championship belts!
STEVE pulls the belts down, falling to the canvas In the process!! It’s all over!!
UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION:
...but a hand on his shoulder stops him.
CYREN turns around to see STEVE standing there, the XWF World title around his waist and the XWC over one shoulder. STEVE chooses not to speak, calmly staring at CYREN for several seconds, then finally reaches out a hand to him. CYREN pauses for several moments, then finally reaches out to shake it! STEVE raises a fist in the air with his other hand, then slams it down...
...and suddenly two pure white fireworks launch while at the very same time, the arena lighting flashes blue! This happens five times, then suddenly enormous beam floodlights- two rows of blue, two rows of white- light up the ringside area briefly before all goes dark again. Was that... the NEW WAVE pyro? CYREN blinks as if he doesn't really believe what he just saw, then he suddenly smirks as STEVE, who chuckles and holds up one finger, and mouths something along the lines of 'one night only'. CYREN grins, then he begins to make his way out of the ring, leaving the triumphant champion in the ring.
XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!
The crowd is at a fever pitch as the 2006 Lord Of The Ring match is about to start. The winner of this match will go on to X-Mas X-Treme to face off against CYREN and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE for the Universal Title.. And HERE WE GO!!
MAIN EVENT The match kicks off with the first two names announced!!
The match begins with both MR. AMAZING and MIKE RABOIN in the ring as the first two competitors. This is truly a miracle to see MIKE RABOIN back in the ring after that debilitating injury that confined him to a wheelchair. They quickly lock up and RABOIN whips AMAZING into the ropes and nails him with a leg lariat just to show everyone that he is well enough to wrestle. RABOIN and AMAZING lock up again but this time it's AMAZING who shows his strength by pushing RABOIN down. He bounces off of the ropes and RABOIN flips onto his stomach as AMAZING jumps over him. RABOIN is up on his feet as he delivers an arm drag. MR. AMAZING did not expect this from MIKE RABOIN. He's back with a vengeance. They lock up again and AMAZING goes behind with a waistlock and throws RABOIN with a German suplex. But RABOIN lands on his feet and grabs AMAZING'S head for a reverse DDT but that is reversed into a release fisherman's suplex. AMAZING is stomping away at RABOIN'S head. He lines him perfectly and drops down with a leg drop. AMAZING is looking to end RABOIN's chances of winning the Lord of the Ring by eliminating him now. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes following right behind with a vicious clothesline. However RABOIN does not go over the top ropes. RABOIN is trying his best to fight off MR. AMAZING. RABOIN jams his thumb into AMAZING's eye and this buys him some time to get away from the ropes. RABOIN runs at AMAZING looking for a bulldog but is taken down by a clothesline. AMAZING is not out of this one yet of course not. RABOIN is quick on his feet. These two might need to bide their time some. They might run out of energy too soon. The clock is on as our next contestant in this match is coming out to join the fray.
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It's SABRINA WILSON racing down the ramp and slides into the ring immediately launching punches into MR. AMAZING. She nails RABOIN in the face with an elbow. She then takes down AMAZING with an enziguri. RABOIN grabs her by the hair and throws her down to the mat. He waits until she gets up before taking her down with a clothesline from hell. She stands up again this time a little daze as she is hit with a spear from MR. AMAZING. RABOIN and AMAZING seem to be teaming up to teach this little vixen a lesson. They pick her up and bounce her off the ropes. They take her down with a double spinebuster. They pick her up again and they whip her off the ropes. She ducks underneath their double clothesline attempt and take them both out with a dropkick. AMAZING is the first one up and he is taken down by a spinning heel kick by SABRINA. RABOIN gets up and he is taken down by a running bulldog. She picks up RABOIN and kicks him in the gut. She goes for a DDT but RABOIN pushes her away. She runs at him looking for a clothesline but RABOIN takes her down with a drop toe hold. RABOIN turns around to be taken down with a flying clothesline by MR. AMAZING.
He picks up Sabrina who gets in a quick rake of the eyes as the next contestant is ready to come out.
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Here comes JR BLAKE who takes his time reveling in the attention he's getting. This match is his return to the ring as well after dropping out of view due to the breaking up of the Sons of Apocalypse. SABRINA takes offense to this blatant showboating and slides out of the ring and meets him halfway down the ramp. They exchange a series of punches before MIKE RABOIN and MR. AMAZING leave the ring as well to get these two back in the ring where the action belongs. They hit them with forearms to the shoulder. They grab them and toss them back into the ring along with themselves. RABOIN whips BLAKE into the corner and then runs at him with a splash that connects. BLAKE stumbles out of the corner right into a superkick by MIKE RABOIN.
On the other side of the ring AMAZING whips SABRINA into the corner. He follows that up with a clothesline/bulldog combo. He climbs to the top rope but SABRINA is already back up on her feet and she crotches AMAZING on the top rope. She takes him and throws him off landing on his back. She turns around and walks right into a superkick from MIKE RABOIN. RABOIN is spun around by BLAKE and is kicked in the gut. JR BLAKE grabs him for the N-2(modified pedigree). JR BLAKE is the only standing in the ring as the next contestant is ready to come out.
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Here comes the crazy HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD. He slides into the ring and grabs hold of JR BLAKE. He headbutts him dropping BLAKE to the ground. HARDHEAD drops several elbows repeatedly on BLAKE before he is double teamed by RABOIN and SABRINA. He is whipped into the turnbuckle. RABOIN whips SABRINA at him but she is taken down quickly by a back elbow. AMAZING grabs RABOIN by the hair and hits a reverse DDT. BLAKE tries to take out HARDHEAD with a clothesline but that is reversed into a Samoan drop. AMAZING takes the fight to HARDHEAD throwing lefts and rights. SABRINA turns AMAZING around but AMAZING starts to level her with some punches as well. He whips her into the ropes and bounces off the ropes knocking her down with a shoulder charge. RABOIN runs to the ropes and leaps off the middle rope for a lionsault that connects. HARDHEAD is pummeling JR BLAKE in the corner. He does appear to be ready for this match. HARDHEAD takes a step back and nails a clothesline in the corner. BLAKE stumbles out of the corner as HARDHEAD throws him into the air hap hazardously and then dropping down into a reverse neckbreaker. HARDHEAD gets up screaming into the air walks right into a superkick by MIKE RABOIN. He flicks his sweat at the Hawaiian savage. RABOIN picks up BLAKE who is all limp and practically out of it. RABOIN whips him towards the ropes but swings him back around into the High Impact. He gets up but is taken right back down by a bulldog from SABRINA WILSON. She goes to pick him up but is chopped to the throat knocking her down holding her throat barely able to breathe. AMAZING leaps off the top rope with a fantastic looking elbow drop to SABRINA. BLAKE is being held up by the ropes. MIKE RABOIN leaps into the air with a dropkick and knocks BLAKE over the top rope but he does not go down to the outside. He hangs on the ring apron. BLAKE is completely out of it bleeding from a small cut above his left eye. RABOIN climbs to the top rope just as the clock begins to tick again. RABOIN leaps off the top rope with a front flip knocking JR BLAKE off the ring apron. RABOIN quickly slides back into the ring. If JR BLAKE does not get back in the ring before the next participant gets in, he will be eliminated.
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Here comes former XWF superstar SHADOW as the next fighter in this wild melee of mayhem. SHADOW walks right past JR BLAKE who is being escorted to the back by the referees and trainers. He climbs into the ring but is immediately dropkicked in the face by SABRINA WILSON. HARDHEAD yanks her by her hair right into a vicious headbutt. He takes off his flip flops and claps them on her ears. She cries out in pain holding her ears. AMAZING attacks HARDHEAD from behind. HARDHEAD turns around to receive a kick in the gut. AMAZING lifts him up for a stalling vertical suplex. He slowly walks over to the ropes and drops HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD over the top rope. He busts his face off the ring apron on the way down. He is completely knocked out lying there on the mat as the referees check on him. SHADOW whips RABOIN into the ropes into a nicely executed sidewalk slam. SHADOW turns around and walks right into the Wilson Kick! SABRINA had to jump a little to get that kick to where it needs to be. AMAZING bounces off of the ropes nailing RABOIN with a spear that knocks him to the outside of the ring. RABOIN better hurry up because the countdown has already started and if he does not make it back into the ring before it reaches zero, he's out of this match entirely. RABOIN is up to his feet at 7 while HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD is still knocked out on the outside.
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Here comes the Suntan Superman himself CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY. Just before the countdown reached zero, RABOIN slid back into the ring. He barely made it but HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD is gone from the Lord of the Ring match. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY makes his first target, the former leader of the White Order MIKE RABOIN. He flips him over with a t bone suplex. RABOIN instinctively stands back up as CONNOLLY hits a Cageplex. On the other side of the ring SHADOW is pummeling AMAZING. SABRINA is climbing to the top rope. SHADOW launches a massive right hand to AMAZING knocking him down to the mat. SABRINA leaps off from the top rope looking for a hurricanrana but SHADOW catches her. This could be bad. He runs across the ring and launches her out of the ring. He throws her so far her back hits the security barrier. She is crying out in pain. CONNOLLY comes up behind a celebrating SHADOW and launches him with a release German suplex. AMAZING leaps from the top rope with a frog splash that connects on SHADOW. CONNOLLY kicks AMAZING in the stomach and nails the Attitude Adjustment. RABOIN bounces off of the ropes and takes down CONNOLLY with a shoulder block. RABOIN whips him off the ropes and takes CONNOLLY down with a swinging sleeper drop. Here comes that countdown again. The trainers and EMTS are tending to SABRINA WILSON who might be out of this match.
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The lights go out. Could this be the long awaited return of the Demon King himself? The lights come back on with FAMINE OF THE VILE in the middle of the ring. SABRINA has been eliminated from this contest. FAMINE grabs RABOIN and throws him under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring. RABOIN has until the next contestant comes out to get back in the match. FAMINE whips AMAZING into the ropes and takes him down with a spinebuster on his way back. SHADOW is chopping CONNOLLY across the chest as the crowd is chanting WOOOOOO!!! every time he does it. But CONNOLLY reverses it into a series of chops across the chest. FAMINE then attacks CONNOLLY from behind. SHADOW and FAMINE agree to team up for the moment. They nail a double chokeslam on CONNOLLY. RABOIN tries to get back into the match but is knocked right back out by a big boot from SHADOW. FAMINE whips CONNOLLY against the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope. AMAZING goes to the top rope and leaps off looking for a cross body. SHADOW catches him and throws him out of the ring with a fall away slam. FAMINE then turns on SHADOW hitting his forearm in the base of SHADOW'S spine and then taking the big man down with the Devil's Spike. The countdown begins and the participants have until the last contestant enters the ring to get back in the ring before they too join the ranks of the eliminated. MIKE RABOIN is the first one to return to the ring. FAMINE sees him and immediately goes after him but RABOIN drops him down with a nasty looking guillotine neck drop. RABOIN slides into the ring and locks on an armbar to keep FAMINE grounded for a while. CONNOLLY gets back into the ring and locks up with SHADOW. He goes behind with a waistlock. SHADOW elbows him in the head and slips out of it. He lifts CONNOLLY up for a sitting double armed choke slam. AMAZING slips into the ring just as the countdown begins for the last contestant.
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AMAZING and SHADOW are trading punches back and forth right by the ropes. Both MIKE RABOIN and CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY see this. They hit a double dropkick on them knocking them over the top rope. They only have a few seconds left before they too are eliminated....
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It appears that SHADOW is caught up in the ropes with one foot touching and the other just dangling there.
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Here comes the last participant JASON MUDD. MR. AMAZING is being escorted to the back as SHADOW just hangs there. Now this match has turned into being thrown over the top rope for elimination. SHADOW gets his feet on the apron but is still tangled in the ropes. MUDD bounces off of the ropes and knocks SHADOW out of the ring effectively eliminating him from the match. It's now down to FAMINE OF THE VILE, MIKE RABOIN still in the match from the very beginning, CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY and JASON MUDD. FAMINE locks up with MUDD and throws him down. He then hits a leg drop and picks MUDD up who throws FAMINE's arms off him. He grabs him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. RABOIN superkicks MUDD in the face and is immediately taken down by CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY with a spinebuster ala Arn Anderson. FAMINE kicks CHRISTIAN in the gut and whips him into the ropes. CONNOLLY ducks underneath a clothesline attempt. He then bounces off the middle rope and nails the Showstarter on FAMINE OF THE VILE. JASON MUDD climbs to the top rope and leaps off landing a frog splash onto MIKE RABOIN. CONNOLLY grabs MUDD by the hair and nails a reverse DDT style backbreaker. FAMINE is throwing punches right at CHRISTIAN's face. He whips him into the ropes but CONNOLLY ducks underneath the big boot attempt. He stops just right behind FAMINE and chop blocks him down to the mat. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY is climbing to the top rope. Just then JASON MUDD leaps from the mat to the top rope with ease. He begins to punch him in the stomach just as RABOIN gets underneath MUDD. He has JASON MUDD on his shoulders. CONNOLLY leaps off with a neckbreaker as RABOIN drops down with an electric chair drop. They pick him up and walk away as FAMINE clotheslines him over the top rope out of the ring. JASON MUDD is done for!
This leaves just the three competitors left. FAMINE OF THE VILE, CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY and MIKE RABOIN. RABOIN breathing a little heavy. They are all sweating. You could cut the tension in the air with a knife. CONNOLLY looks at RABOIN. They both shake their head yes. FAMINE knows what this means. The three of them unleash a torrent of punches. RABOIN and CONNOLLY against FAMINE trying his best to hold his own. They whip him into the ropes and nail a double flapjack. FAMINE is already back on his feet but he is a little dazed. CONNOLLY grabs FAMINE and throws him with a German suplex. FAMINE OF THE VILE gets right back up. RABOIN charges at him but is taken down by a drop toe hold. CONNOLLY locks on another waist lock looking for another potentially crazy suplex. FAMINE elbows him sharply in the temple. This opens up a cut above his right eye. FAMINE is now stalking MIKE RABOIN. He quickly grabs RABOIN and pulls him back and up and back down again with the Blood Driver. FAMINE is systematically taking them all out. CONNOLLY is back on his feet. FAMINE strikes quickly with a kick to the gut. FAMINE grabs him like he's going to do a chokeslam but CONNOLLY reverses it into an armbar. RABOIN dropkicks CONNOLLY right in the mouth. He drops a leg across FAMINE's mouth. He spits blood onto the mat. He low blows RABOIN who does not go down. FAMINE lifts RABOIN up in a spinebuster position and carries him to the ropes. RABOIN tries to punch his way out but that is only returned by FAMINE to the ribs this time though. FAMINE is about to dump him out of the ring but CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY flies from the top rope with a missile dropkick. He kicks FAMINE right in the back sending him over the top rope but he does not go all the way out. Both RABOIN and FAMINE are dangling from the ropes on the apron. RABOIN is kicking the hell out of FAMINE OF THE VILE. He is getting a second wind in. CONNOLLY bounces off the ropes and runs right into a baseball slide. RABOIN moves out of the way at the very last second. FAMINE is knocked down to the mat.
RABOIN slingshots off the ropes going for a flying clothesline but he is caught by CONNOLLY who throws him over his head with a belly to belly suplex. The two competitors get up and face off in the middle of the ring. The crowd is on their feet. RABOIN and CONNOLLY, the last two men in this match. They shake each other's hands like proud warriors ready to finish this lengthy battle.
FAMINE tries to get back in the ring but he is pulled off the ring apron by a man that emerged from the crowd. This man is unleashing a fury of punches on FAMINE OF THE VILE. FAMINE has no idea who this is but the crowd surely recognizes him. It's TRENT GEIN!! He kicks him in the gut and lifts him up for a Plainsfield. He spins him around for a Plainsfield that knocks FAMINE through the security barrier. TRENT has made his return after an excruciating couple of weeks. He is escorted out of the arena by security with a big devious smile on his face.
The crowd turns its attention back to RABOIN and CONNOLLY. They lock up and RABOIN puts on a tight headlock. CONNOLLY responds with several elbows to the ribs. He then lifts him in the air going for what appears to be a belly to back suplex but CONNOLLY THROWS HIM DOWN FACE FIRST. He goes for a crossface chicken wing but RABOIN rolls out of it. He kicks CONNOLLY in the gut and starts to unleash some forearms across the face. He whips CONNOLLY into the ropes. RABOIN bends down telegraphing this move as CONNOLLY rolls through a sunset flip and rolls out of that right into a dropkick to the face. CONNOLLY goes to pick up RABOIN who turns that into a jawbreaker. He then nips up and nails a perfectly executed superkick. RABOIN climbs to the top rope but CONNOLLY springs to his feet and bounces off the ropes crotching RABOIN. He climbs up there with him as he signals the end of this year's Lord of the Ring. He sets him up for the Crowning Glory. He leaps off the top rope with the Crowning Glory to the outside of the ring. The fans are on their feet. They bounce off of the ring apron and fall onto the thin mat outside the ring. MIKE RABOIN appears to be completely out of it. The fans are chanting HOLY S***, HOLY S***, HOLY S***!! CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE RING AS MIKE RABOIN APPEARS TO BE COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! CONNOLLY CRAWLS UP THE STEEL STAIRS AND THROUGH THE ROPES. THAT'S IT!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE 2006 LORD OF THE RING.. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY!!
2006 LORD OF THE RING:
- - "Lord Of The Ring" Elimination Match - -
CONNOLLY has DONE IT! This December, it will be CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY taking on CYREN and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE for the Universal Title!! The crowd continues to cheer for CONNOLLY as confetti fills the ring from the rafters..
NEXT PPV:
DECEMBER 31, 2006
