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DARK MATCHES:

ALIX MARGERA
vs.
MR. WS
- - Standard Match - -

WINNER: NONE


MATCHES:
SENTON MAXIMO
vs.
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
KLUMINATIE
- - Pin To Win - -


KID MONEY
vs.
CHRIS CAGE
- - Standard Match - -


CHERRY
vs.
PATIENCE PRYCE
- - Standard Match - -


DEANO THE DESTROYER
vs.
JOSH HUDSON
- - Standard Match - -


ALEX CUTWRIGHT
vs.
504 BOY
- - Standard Match - -


ARSON
vs.
JASON MUDD
- - Standard Match - -


MAIN EVENT

FREE AGENT DRAFT





The camera opens up at the backstage area of the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. You can see that there are plenty of vehicles parked out here, and now a large black limousine pulls up...As it does you can see the door open and out steps SABRINA WILSON, STAR, TYGER LILLY, KID MONEY, ARSON, and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. They are all pretty pissed off tonight, and you can see the championship belts with STAR, ARSON, and DYNAMIC. As they walk inside of the arena, the shot cuts to a frazzled CRIMSON KLINE on his cell phone...



KLINE: What do you mean HE’S HERE? I haven’t seen him!.. How can JONATHYN be here after what you said two nights ago? He can’t be BETTER!

KLINE stops to listen..

KLINE: So he just WALKED OUT OF THE HOSPITAL? And you’re saying that the driver picked him up as scheduled and he just got into the car and came here.. So where the hell is he?

KLINE looks around the immediate area..

KLINE: No. But if I do, I’ll let you know. Okay.. Bye.

KLINE heads down the hall, poking his head into a warm-up room, where he sees DEANO THE DESTROYER.. DEANO is just sitting there, looking shocked..

KLINE: DEANO! Have you seen JONATHYN tonight..

DEANO has a blank expression on his face as he glances up at KLINE..

DEANO: Yeah.. He thinks I’m.. Hot.

The crowd reacts with shock.

KLINE: HOT? What do you mean?

DEANO: I think.. I think he made a pass at me.. I’m scared, KLINE..

KLINE: Oh crap, it’s worse than I thought..

KLINE heads off to find JONATHYN as the show begins…



SENTON MAXIMO
vs.
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
KLUMINATIE
- - Pin To Win - -

All three men are already ringside all glaring at one another as the referee quickly has the bell rung. All three men still keep their safe distance from one another as KLUMINATIE quickly fakes out MIKE D before taking off for MAXIMO as he tackles him down to the mat. Instantly unleashing a series of lefts, KLUMINATIE is yelled at by the ref to back off of MAXIMO before MIKE D comes running over. Kicking KLUMINATIE in the back of his head, MIKE D starts stomping away at KLUMINATIE over and over and over again before backing off of him. Letting KLUMINATIE up to his feet, MIKE D sizes him up before running and quickly taking him down and off of his feet just as quick with a vicious running clothesline. Meanwhile, MAXIMO has rolled out of the ring out onto the ring apron before slowly getting back up onto his feet again. And in seeing the other 2 men beat the holy hell out of each other, he waits his turn before climbing up to the top rope. Then seeing MIKE D having just taken KLUMINATIE down and out for the time being via a running clothesline, he dives off with a massive diving clothesline when.... BAM!!!! It fully connects as all 3 men are downed! MAXIMO making his way over to KLUMINATIE jumps on him quickly as the ref drops down, 1.... 2.... and a kickout! Quickly changing his mind, MAXIMO jumps over onto MIKE D as the ref drops down also, 1.... 2.... and another kickout! MAXIMO visibly upset over this gets up to his feet again now pissed that he couldn't pin either man walks over grabbing a hold of KLUMINATIE whips him across the ring when he comes running back MAXIMO ducks and back body drops him up over the top rope! The crowd having just seen this pops and explodes over the craziness of this match as MIKE D now has made his way back up to his feet now via the ropes. But having seen this, MAXIMO comes running over in an attempt to clothesline him straight only to be tossed over the top rope when... nothing! MAXIMO landed on his feet on the ring apron! MIKE D turning around is quickly kneed and his head hooked. MAXIMO now tries his best to suplex MIKE D up over the top rope out onto the hard ground but can't seem to get it done. MIKE D then yanks his head free from MAXIMO as he headbutts MAXIMO almost sending him flying from the ring. Instead however, MAXIMO holds his balance well enough until MIKE D hooks his head and lifts him up into the air for a few stalling seconds when... BLAM!!! MIKE D has dropped MAXIMO flat on his face from a front suplex from off the ring apron!!!!! The crowd pops going wild when suddenly from out of nowhere MIKE D is yanked around in a 180 as KLUMINATIE now boots him in the gut and lays MIKE D out cold with a vicious DDT! KLUMINATIE now takes to the ring apron dropping down and walking over to a limp MAXIMO while he rolls him back into the ring. Rolling back in himself, KLUMINATIE grabs up MAXIMO as he whips him across the ring only to catch him up with a sleeper hold. MAXIMO then instantly fighting his hardest to try and reach the ropes. But in knowing he won't make it and not wanting to tap out, MAXIMO in one last desperate attempt to free himself sidesteps KLUMINATIE as he pushes him off himself sending KLUMINATIE to the ropes. MIKE D catches him in a sloppy small package pin! 1.. 2.. THREE!!

WINNER: DANGEROUS MIKE D



The shot cuts to backstage, where JASON MUDD is seen walking down a hallway, in his wrestling gear. He appears to be ready for his match later tonight with ARSON from the BLOODHOUNDS. MUDD is talking into a cell phone, a grin on his face.

MUDD: Yeah, I know what you mean…. Yeah, yeah… it’s going to be good… No, I’m serious…. Everything will be all right….

MUDD continues to walk when out of no where, ARSON turns a corner and runs directly into JASON MUDD. JASON keeps his balance and stares at ARSON, his voice going silent as if he had just been ready to say something. ARSON stares back at MUDD, the two opponents for later tonight having a backstage stare down. JASON lowers the phone, but keeps the call on.

MUDD: Watch where you’re going next time.

ARSON doesn’t reply, but simply smiles. JASON raises an eyebrow, but before he can say anything, his body his rocked hardcore as metal meets the back of his head. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE stands behind JASON MUDD with a chair, having sent it hard into JASON and in the end result dropped him, causing him to drop the cell phone and hold the back of his head.

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Next time, you should watch where you’re going, rookie. Also learn some respect for those who are better than you, punk ass bitch.

ARSON laughs and kicks MUDD a few times, causing him to go even more prone on the ground. DYNAMITE picks up the cell phone and looks at it for a second before giving it to ARSON, who happily takes it.

ARSON: Hello? Oh, who’s this? It’s just the man who made a bitch out of MUDD and walked him dry.

ARSON is laughing, apparently enjoying the reply he is getting. DYNAMITE has thrown the chair to the ground by now, casually pushing JASON’S head with his boot. They both are clearly amused with themselves.

ARSON: What… I can’t… I can’t hear you. You’re breaking up… I think the phone’s broken…

With that, ARSON throws the phone on the ground, shattering the device into dozens of pieces, they going in each and every direction. JASON is still down for the count, though, ARSON and DYNAMITE walking away in the created sight of destruction.

DYNAMITE: We’re sorry, your connection has been lost. This is probably for having messed with the BLOODHOUNDS. Please don’t be a bitch again, or you may find difficulties in processing your bodily functions.

ARSON and DYNAMITE laugh as they leave, JASON wincing from the shot to the back of the head and slowly sitting up. Resting his head on the wall behind himself, he grits his teeth and silently curses. His eyes, however, have a flare of anger inside them. How is this going to effect JASON MUDD’S match later tonight? We’ll find out soon enough!



CHERRY
vs.
PATIENCE PRYCE
- - Standard Match - -

The match begins with a collar elbow tie up between CHERRY and PATIENCE. Neither one is moving the other. It quickly becomes a stalemate. The ref makes them break it up. CHERRY extends her hand as a sign of respect. PATIENCE accepts and they continue. They lock up again but this time PATIENCE whips her into the corner. She runs over there and nails a nice monkey flip on CHERRY. PATIENCE drops an elbow on her chest and goes for a cover. 1..kick out!! PATIENCE goes to pick her up and then CHERRY pulls a fast one on her with a small package. PATIENCE kicks out before the count of one. CHERRY hits her with a forearm and then whips her into the ropes. CHERRY takes PATIENCE down with a short clothesline. She then springboards off the middle rope looking for a moonsault but PATIENCE moves out of the way. CHERRY is up holding her stomach. PATIENCE runs at her nailing a swinging neckbreaker. She drops down and looks on a neck vice. The ref is checking to see if CHERRY will give up. The audience is chanting for CHERRY and she seems to be feeding off of this energy. CHERRY begins to stand up and elbows her way out of the submission hold!! The newcomer is showing some power! CHERRY hits a spinebuster on PATIENCE and PATIENCE is down! CHERRY smiles at the crowd taunting. The ref goes to check on PATIENCE, but she snaps up, inadvertently knocking the ref in the head as she leaps to her feet!!

The ref is down!!

PATIENCE looks at CHERRY just in time to see a big boot to the face!! PATIENCE stumbles back.. CHERRY BOMB!! CHERRY just hit her finisher on PATIENCE!! PATIENCE is down on the ground!! CHERRY goes for the pin, but the ref is out!!

Suddenly the lights go out and green laser lights are moving throughout the arena. Fog emerges into the entrance walkway and a figure steps out into the walkway. Then,

"Down with the Sickness” begins to play and green flames shoot up all the way down the walkway. The lights go out again and when they come back up the figure was wearing a long black and green robe and was standing in the ring behind CHERRY.

The lights come up and the music is cut. PATIENCE is still laying on the mat and CHERRY just looks at the hooded figure.

A familiar laugh radiates from the dark hood as a big boot from the hooded stranger catches CHERRY right in the stomach.

The hooded figure then bashes the face of CHERRY against her knee and gives her a thunderous spinebuster of her own.


The hooded figure stands before CHERRY and raises hands to reveal.......










It's JENNEFER JETSON! SHE'S BACK! She smiles at CHERRY and picks her up. She DDTs CHERRY and CHERRY lays on the mat nearly out of it. JEN smiles sadistically and again picks CHERRY up and puts her in that widows peak-like finisher and drops CHERRY. CHERRY IS OUT OF IT! JEN smiles down at PATIENCE who had watched the entire thing and smiled. JEN bowed a bit to PATIENCE and flips over the top rope and waves at all the screaming fans. She blows kisses to all of the crowd and wipes her hands on the shirt which reads "MRS. FIVER." She grinned and walked back up the rampway. PATIENCE hooks the leg for an easy three count! 1.. 2.. THREE!!

WINNER: PATIENCE PRYCE



The shot opens backstage with a smiling PRINCE AKEEM standing alongside BOONDOCK SAINT who is also smiling, shining up his XWC World title. Also alongside them in the back is CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, who doesn't look particularly excited to be there.

PRINCE AKEEM: That's right. Finally, Denver, you get to lay witness to a real Legacy. A Legacy, that is at full force. But do you know what the most beautiful thing is, huh? It's that the XWC World title won't be on the line tonight. HA HA! Cause frankly, you people don't deserve to see MY Crown Jewel in action. You're just lucky enough to be watch us right here, standing in our glory....

AKEEM then turns to SAINT.

PRINCE AKEEM: Which brings me to you, BOONDOCK SAINT, the Crown Jewel, the XWC World Champion, the all-around best this business has to offer..

Through all of this, C2 is standing in the background trying to hold back laughter at the claims of PRINCE AKEEM towards SAINT.

PRINCE AKEEM: You, my friend, last night showed why you are the best wrestler in the world today when you took out that ragamuffin, MIKE RABOIN. Now we're through with him! Finished! Now we set our sights on the premiere of Thursday Night Anarchy and you headlining the show, like only you can! And you beating the stuffing, out of that wigger, Nick Nitro!

SAINT: That's right, NITRO, you're nothing compared to me. You see this belt? This means that I'm the best in the world.. the BEST WRESTLER, IN THE WORLD! How dare you think that you can even be considered to be in the same league, hell, the same sport as me? On the night of he glorious rebirth of the XWC, which is all because of me, might I add.. I shall exterminate the cockroach that is NICK NITRO, once... and for all.

PRINCE AKEEM: Yes! That's how a real champion should sound! Now SAINT, you know all about my plans to take over this business, and you've been doing me proud. The people in Ghana worship the ground you walk on, just as long as you keep winning matches, and you keep that title around your waist, then you will have all the riches you ever desired, my friend. And now I come to you...

AKEEM turns behind him to the smug look on CONNOLLY's face. PATIENCE PRYCE approaches and joins the group, fresh from her match a few moments ago.

PRINCE AKEEM: ... CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY...

And with that, a roar of cheers comes from the arena. Almost forgot they were watching this in the arena.

PRINCE AKEEM: C2.. one of the baddest men in all of professional wrestling. A man, that will beat you to death, just because he can!

AKEEM is interrupted with a shove to C2's shoulder by PATIENCE.

PATIENCE PRYCE: And yeah, and stop losing matches already!

The smile is wiped off of C2's face as he sternly looks at PATIENCE. He steps to her, but PATIENCE wisely steps back quickly.

CONNOLLY: *cough* SKANK! *cough*

PATIENCE rolls her eyes as C2 wipes his hand on AKEEM's designer suit coat.

CONNOLLY: Hey listen AKEEM, I gotta talk to you about this whole Legacy thing. I mean, i know you look at me as an official member, and you even made me wear this goofy ass shirt, but that's not the point. You pay me to beat people up. You pay me, to protect him..

CONNOLLY points to SAINT.

CONNOLLY: ..And I do it in the ring. You don't pay me enough to be walking around acting like a jackass, and carrying the Legacy banner. So right now, I hate to say, but I'm only concerned with ANDREW GIBSON, for what he did to me at Rage In The Cage.

PRINCE AKEEM: Alright, alright, enough about ANDREW GIBSON. We can discuss this later. Let's go, we have business to attend to.

And with that, the Legacy walks off down the hallway. The shot cuts to the arena floor..



The lights go out and the sound of a chainsaw being revved up can be heard. It is followed by Flyleaf's I'm So Sick, TRENT GEIN's new theme music. TRENT walks out to a solid roar of the crowd. Some boos here and some cheers there. TRENT GEIN defeated PAUL ROACH to keep his job in the XWF. But something appeared to be wrong with TRENT. He wasn't carrying his chainsaw. There was no wild sprint down to the ring. TRENT just walks slowly with a microphone in hand to the ring. There was something bothering him and he felt the need to share it with the world.

He slips into the ring as the music stops. The camera catches a glimpse of picture that shows TRENT GEIN handing PAUL ROACH a pink slip attached to the end of his chainsaw.

TRENT: As you can see, I'm still here and I'm still kicking in Denver, Colorado.

The crowd cheers loudly at the mention of their town by the XWF's resident butcher.

TRENT: I defeated PAUL ROACH and ended his sorry misbegotten career and you would think that I would be ecstatic right now but I'm not. I'm actually quite the opposite. I'm furious, angry beyond words. You see two individuals walked down to the ring in the middle of my match and interfered. Those two individuals got me the win but at the same time I lost a ton of respect and my reputation is tarnished and it will take a while and a lot of hard work to repair that. Last time I checked my name was not SEWASIDE or T MONEY and I wasn't a part of the Blood Hounds. I could have defeated PAUL ROACH on my own but now the world will never know thanks to the White Rose Order clowns. Their names are MIKE RABOIN and TONY CAPRETTI. When I spoke with MIKE RABOIN about the idea for the White Order, I told I didn't want to be a part of another stable. Stables are a creativity killer. The more inexperienced members ride undeserved success on the coattails of the more popular and more talented leaders. I have no desire to lead CAPRETTI to another championship or MIKE RABOIN to one. I'm nobody's mentor. What they did hurt me more than it helped. I needed to end PAUL ROACH's career by myself. I wanted to end it by myself. MIKE RABOIN and TONY CAPRETTI, the next time you get an idea like that, ask yourself is this what TRENT would want? Is it? The man who faced down the Bloodhounds in the Helldome, the man who single-handedly or rather foolishly depending on the perspective took on the Black Order to a horrifying degree, both times. The Second time resulting in the XWF Universal title. Also to the participants in the tag title match, you're welcome for the chainsaw, consider it a gift to keep and remember the pain of the Devil's Playground. I want to say that I'm done with tag teams, trios and stables. I don't want any part of them and that includes TONY CAPRETTI and MIKE RABOIN. You can take your white rose thorns and all and stick it straight up your ass. I have other things to do. As far as this draft thing goes, I've decided that I don't care. Whichever show I end up on is the show that will experience the most punishment possible as I rectify the mistake of CAPRETTI and RABOIN. This whole place is turning into one big bore-fest. Now CYREN has returned as well. This guy I can't stand. I hate him as much as I hate pretty much everything else and if the Bloodknight Rogue whatever lame ass D&D name he came up with gets in my way, I will hand his punk ass a one way ticket or a dead ringer or a chainsaw blade or a skin ripper.

Some fan shouts from the front row “What's next?”

TRENT: What's next? Hell I don't know. I was thinking of getting in the ring with PATIENCE PRYCE. Why not? She can defend herself right? She is still a wrestler right? Or maybe shut SABRINA WILSON up along with KID MONEY's lawn mowing border hopping ass.

The fans boo this rather rude remark.

TRENT: Or maybe I might decide to just go after ARSON, the little pyromaniac prankster punk hanging around with the Blood Hounds. ARSON is their puppy dog bitch. He does whatever they tell him to. What a pussy. Speaking of the almighty pink taco, I really have to say this CHERRY chick is looking damn good. Very sexy and I don't usually say that. Oh and CUTWRIGHT you and me can grab a beer after the show. Welcome back.

TRENT tosses the microphone having said as much as he felt like saying.






KID MONEY
vs.
CHRIS CAGE
- - Standard Match - -

The bell rings and MONEY locks up and gets the advantage on CAGE. MONEY twists the arm and drives an elbow into the back of CAGE's neck. MONEY drives a couple more elbows into the neck of CAGE. CAGE is on his knees and MONEY bounces of the ropes and hits a Running Heel Kick to the face. MONEY then drops a Great Muta Elbow and goes for the cover.. ONE... TWO.. Kickout. MONEY buries a couple of shots on a kneeling CAGE. MONEY goes off the ropes, but CAGE meets him with a stiff Clothesline. That sends the Hart Champion reeling into the ropes. CAGE hits a back body drop on MONEY and then hits another stiff Lariat the sends the Hart Champion down. CAGE goes for the Super Kick, but MONEY blocks it and spins CAGE around. CAGE hits a backflip kick out of nowhere. Cover.. ONE... TWO... Kickout. CAGE goes for an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex, but MONEY blocks it and hits a Double Arm DDT. MONEY gets up slowly and waits for CAGE to get up. MONEY runs at him and hits a Running STO. Cover... ONE.. TWO... T... CAGE with a kickout. MONEY tries to whip CAGE into the corner, but it is reversed. MONEY goes into the buckle and is met with some hard chops. The chops really start to sting the chest of the champ. CAGE backs up and hits a big time Flying Thrust Kick that sends MONEY reeling. CAGE then hits a Super Kick. MONEY goes down hard. Cover... ONE... TWO... THR... MONEY grabs the bottom rope. CAGE was close to pulling off an upset. CAGE works a few shots on the neck of MONEY and whips CAGE hard into the corner. MONEY runs and follows up with a Running Knee Strike. CAGE reels out of the corner and MONEY grabs the arm and crosses the legs around CAGE' head. MONEY has locked on the Koji Clutch. CAGE strains to get to the ropes while MONEY tightens the hold. CAGE finally crawls towards the ropes and finally gets the bottom rope. MONEY releases the hold and is ready to call for one of his finishers. MONEY boots CAGE in the gut and sets up a suplex. CAGE spins out and scores with a DDT! Cover... ONE... TWO.. THR... MONEY kicks out!!

KID MONEY and CHRIS CAGE have wrestled each other to a stalemate here. Neither man has been able to put this match away.. CAGE is trying to change that here.. He goes to grapple KID MONEY, but KID ducks and hits a drop toe hold!! CAGE hits his head on the mat, but tries to get up and KID MONEY hits a Frankensteiner!!! KID MONEY could have the match right here!!

But wait just a second the crowd’s attention has suddenly been diverted away from the ring, and towards the entrance ramp!! Oh!! Look who’s charging down the ramp!!

It’s CHAD!!!

CHAD dives into the ring and CHAD is staring right at KID MONEY, but KID doesn’t even see CHAD in the ring. KID MONEY wonders what all the fans are pointing at KID MONEY turns around and gets speared by CHAD!!! CHAD just speared KID MONEY and may have knocked all the wind out of him!!! And now CHAD is pounding KID MONEY with his fists!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS right to the skull of the former World Champion!! KID MONEY has been caught completely off guard here! It look’s like CHAD’S vendetta against the BLOOD HOUNDS is burning as hot as ever!!! CHAD is taking it to KID MONEY pounding him with rights and lefts!! CHAD is doing more than sending a message, He’s trying to hurt KID MONEY here!! The referee is trying to pull CHAD off of KID, but CHAD just pushes the referee down!! CHAD wants payback on the Hounds and won’t let anyone stop him!! KID MONEY tries to take the opportunity to get away, but CHAD catches him and once again starts laying the beat down on him!!!

CHAD continues to pummel KID, when suddenly CHRIS CAGE pulls CHAD off of KID!! CHRIS CAGE doesn’t look happy about this! CAGE wanted to win a wrestling match, not see the whole contest turn into a street brawl!! CAGE trying to get CHAD to stand down, but CHAD wants KID MONEY!! He knocks CAGE down with an elbow and CHAD wants to take another shot at KID MONEY But look at CHRIS CAGE, that seems to have really pissed off the former Lord of The Ring winner, CAGE looks mad!! CHRIS CAGE charges at CHAD!!! CHRIS CAGE and CHAD are going at it now!! These two fiery combatants have turned their pent up frustration on each other!! CHAD and CHRIS CAGE are hitting each other over and over!!!

In all this confusion KID MONEY has rolled out of the ring, and is getting the heck out of the arena. Holding his head and stomach he walks up the ramp.

Inside the ring CHRIS CAGE and CHAD have just lost control here!! They’re both tearing into each other!!

And now coming out from backstage, here comes SAVIOR down the ramp. SAVIOR rushes into the ring and it looks like he’s trying to break up the fight. SAVIOR is trying to get in between his new P.O.E stablemate CHRIS CAGE and the absolutely irate CHAD. SAVIOR is trying to break this thing up, but CAGE and CHAD are not stopping!!

SAVIOR is doing everything he can to stop the fighting, but his efforts are all in vein..

WAIT A SECOND!!!

It’s SCOTT YOUNG!!

SCOTT YOUNG has bolted into the ring like a torpedo and goes right for THE SAVIOR!! SCOTT YOUNG wants payback for The Devil’s Playground at RAGE IN THE CAGE!! YOUNG is punching SAVIOR right in the head, and SAVIOR, trying to regain some ground by taking shots at YOUNG’S abdomen!!

KID MONEY is gone!! CHAD and CHRIS CAGE are duking it out! And now SCOTT YOUNG and THE SAVIOR are trading blows!! What used to be a wrestling match has deteriorated into all out carnage as these four men are letting out all their frustration out right here in the center of the ring!!!

WINNER: NONE


REQUESTS ARE BEING TAKEN NOW FOR YOUR OWN CUSTOM XWF GEAR!


XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!


The show returns with CRIMSON KLINE backstage, walking into the office door. He opens it and steps inside. He’s taken aback by the presence of a wrestler in his chair.

KLINE: What are you doing here?

The shot moves so that you see ARSON sitting behind his desk in his chair with his feet kicked up on the desk smoking a cigarette. ARSON just gives a week smile..

ARSON: Waiting for you, my new boss man

KLINE: Get out or I will call Security

ARSON: Whoa, What a minute Boss, let’s not get off on the wrong foot here! I mean you don’t want to jump the gun and do something you will regret

KLINE: Do not threaten me, it will get you nowhere.

ARSON Smashes his butt on the desk and stands up he walks up to KILNE.

ARSON: Who said anything about threats? I don’t want to get off on the wrong foot with you. We’re looking at a new beginning here!

KLINE: What are you talking about?

ARSON: Look I know The other Hounds and myself have gotten a bad rap for terrorizing JONATHYN. In fact, it’s safe to say we’re responsible for his current.. “condition.” But let’s be honest.. He kinda asked for it. You, on the other hand, we have no problems with you.

KLINE: Oh, And I bet now is when you beat me up for firing T MONEY.

ARSON: Well.. That did piss me off, made me have a down week not knowing where to go. But the simple fact is that took balls.. The kinda balls JONATHYN never had. It took the kinda guts I have to respect.

KLINE: Well JONATHYN was the one who..

ARSON: Let’s be honest now.. You are going to be in the history book as the man that gave a blow to the Hounds that actually knocked them back. But, You know what when JONATHYN gets back to being himself, he is going to take all the credit for it.

KLINE: Well he DID...

ARSON: Now do you think it’s fair that JONATHYN, knowing he is shipping me and DYNAMITE off to Anarchy for him to try to take out the Hounds he will have to deal with.

KLINE: What? I didn’t understand that sentence at all..

ARSON: Um.. Well, neither did I. Kinda got ahead of myself there.. Look, the simple fact is that JONATHYN is not your friend.. He is hoping that the problem that he started gets dumped on you and that The Hounds beat you up the way we beat him up. He’s dumping his problems on YOU! Now is that fair?

KLINE: But that’s not..

ARSON: Of COURSE IT IS NOT. He has beat a hornets nest with a bat and is now handing it off to you.

KLINE: A What?

ARSON: Look, let me just lay it out there for you. We have no problems with you. At least I have no problems with you, so I think we should make this a good working relationship. I’m ready to turn over a new leaf and do this RIGHT..

KLINE: Okay then..

ARSON: Alright Boss. I just wanted to let you know. I’m really looking forward to seeing what you can do on Thursday nights. Good luck, and thanks.

ARSON starts to walk out of the office just as he reaches the door he spins..

ARSON: OH… One more thing. Seeing as we’re all going to try to work with you, and I just came in here with this promise.. I think it would be a good idea to have a gesture of good faith from you as well.

KLINE: A What?

ARSON: You know.. A sign that lets us know you trust us.

KLINE: Not that I NEED to show you anything, but what did you have in mind..

ARSON: Well.. The way I see it, JONATHYN got what was coming to him, because he refused to show us the respect that we deserve. He screwed us out of some major titles, and then went so far as to INSULT the TV title that I was awarded on Massacre last week! I think it would be a huge gesture if you were to make this TV title of mine a legitimate XWC belt.

KLINE: I don’t know. Even though I’m in charge of the show, I haven’t been cleared to create new titles in the X..

ARSON: OH come on! Think about it. A title that is Your Idea that YOU make Active. It would be all you! Groundbreaking! Revolutionary! A move that would put ANARCHY on the map! It would put CRIMSON KLINE on the map!!

KLINE: Well.. The way I see it, we’re only going to have a couple titles on the show.. You know what, YOU GOT IT. Starting this Thursday, the XWC TV TITLE will be back.

ARSON: Wonderful! See how good that feels?

ARSON turns and opens the door to step out

KLINE: And this is a PERFECT opportunity to make my other big moves for Anarchy!! The return of CHASM and REGAN CHAMBERS!! They can face you for that belt this Thursday in.. A LADDER MATCH!!

ARSON’s face tenses up and he gives CRIMSON a look.

ARSON: Whoa. WHAT?

KLINE: Well I can't just HAND you a belt! And to have those two seasoned veterans locking up with you? WHAT A MATCH!!

ARSON: Ah.. Okay.. Sounds good.. BOSS..

ARSON walks out into the hallway and throws a punch at a brick wall.

THURSDAY: ARSON v. CHASM v. REGAN CHAMBERS for the newly reinstated TV TITLE!

KLINE, still seeing no sign of JONATHYN, heads back out and continues his search. He walks by the LADIES ROOM door, and hears a scream.

CHERRY comes flying out of the rest room and bumps into KLINE..

KLINE: Hey! What’s wrong?

CHERRY: There’s some creepy guy in there!

CHERRY runs off, and KLINE heads inside the Ladies Restroom. The camera follows, and we see JONATHYN looking in the vanity mirror with a very depressed look on his face..

JONATHYN: Look at me! I’m HIDEOUS!! I need to lose about thirty pounds!

KLINE: Boss?

JONATHYN: Eew! What are you doing in the girls’ room! Get out of here!

KLINE: JONATHYN. Are you alright?

JONATHYN: Leave me alone or I’ll call the police. I’m so super serious right now.

KLINE: JONATHYN. Listen to me, I know you got hit on the head and I know you’re not..

JONATHYN: Why do you keep calling me JONATHYN? Are you retarded? Don’t you know who I am?

KLINE: Um.. You’re NOT JONATHYN BROWN?

JONATHYN: I don’t even know who that is, and you’re obviously an idiot. I’m a damn STAR! Don’t you watch TV?

KLINE: TV?

JONATHYN: The SIMPLE LIFE? Hello?

KLINE: You’re on The Simple Life?

JONATHYN: I’m only the STAR of it, dumbass.

KLINE: You’re Paris Hilton?

JONATHYN: That BITCH? No f***ing way! I’m NICOLE RICHIE, and YOU are about to be SUED for slander!

JONATHYN reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone. He holds it in front of his mouth.

JONATHYN: CALL LAWYER… CALL LAWYER!! Damn piece of s*** phone!

KLINE: Look, JO.. NICOLE.. Whatever the case, I need you to get into the ring with me later on so we can do this XWC draft..

JONATHYN: What the hell are you talking about? Where’s my Diet Sprite? What am I even doing here?

KLINE: Um.. You’re HERE.. as a SPECIAL GUEST! Yes! You were hired for a lot of money to make an appearance on this show and pick some names off this list..

KLINE hands JONATHYN a copy of the draft eligible roster members and JONATHYN looks at it.

JONATHYN: So.. This is like an awards show.. But I pick the winners?

KLINE: Um.. Yeah, kind of like that.

JONATHYN: That’s hot. Where’s my dressing room. I want a salad. And a copy of Us Weekly. And a new cell phone..

KLINE escorts the completely goofy JONATHYN out of the ladies room..



DEANO THE DESTROYER
vs.
JOSH HUDSON
- - Standard Match - -

The two meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. HUDSON fires DEANO to the ropes and follows him attempting to hit a clothesline, but DEANO slides outside the ring leaving nothing but air for HUDSON to hit, HUDSON bounces off the ropes and stops in the middle of the ring to taunt DEANO outside the ring. DEANO slides back in but as he is getting up HUDSON stomps on his back a couple times leveling him into the mat. The ref steps in moving HUDSON away from DEANO and gives him a chance to get up, when he is almost up, HUDSON darts past the ref, and helps DEANO get all the way up by grabbing him by the neck. DEANO counters though with a kick to the gut and sets up for a piledriver.. And nails HUDSON into the middle of the canvas with it. DEANO rolls on top of HUDSON and the ref counts.. 1.. 2.. KICK OUT!! DEANO gets up first but the stunned HUDSON isn’t far behind. DEANO grabs HUDSON and lifts him up into a stalling suplex, but can’t lift HUDSON and he slips behind him and delivers a reverse DDT. HUDSON picks DEANO up and throws DEANO into the ropes and connects with a stall back breaker. HUDSON now tries for a pin, but only gets a 1 count. HUDSON then picks DEANO and is setting up for the BIG FAT KILL but DEANO counters with a low blow, and runs off the ropes to get more speed and force when he hits a devastating drop kick. The dropkick sends HUDSON to the mat and DEANO mounts him and starts rapid punches to HUDSON’S head. DEANO gets up and taunts the crowd. DEANO turns around and is met with a big boot that takes him out. DEANO just by the speed and quickness of the boot knocks him down but the momentum sends him back to his feet and HUDSON grabs DEANO and makes sure he stays down with a Sit-down powerbomb! HUDSON gets up and signals for the BIG FAT KILL! This time when he stands him up for it he nails it right in the middle of the canvas. 1.... 2... THREE! Another impressive win for JOSH HUDSON!!

WINNER: JOSH HUDSON



The camera opens on STEVE SAYORS as he heads for the Men's Locker Room complete with microphone in hand.

SAYORS: Hey! STEVE SAYORS here hopefully trying to get an interview with the recently returned 504 BOY and his thoughts on his Double Return Match.

Walking up towards the door, SAYORS begins opening it as we see 504 BOY on the inside talking to someone.

504 BOY: Hey man, My Main Man. I just wanted to stop in really quick and say congrats on that Pay Per View Victory. Sure, I might've thought it personally a bit odd for you, but a win is a win. And what better way to do so than in your own fashion eah? Either way, I guess what I stopping by to say is that one of these days we've got to talk. Catch up on old times, ya know? And to see what's going on with all the s**t that's been going on around the XWF. Cool? other then that, I’m outtie man, I’ll catch you later.

504 BOY then quickly turns to leave the Men's Locker Room when he almost knocks over STEVE SAYORS down in the hallway. 504 BOY stops looking down at STEVE SAYORS scrambling to pick up his microphone as he misses seeing The Butcher TRENT GEIN shaking his head looking at SAYORS. Making his way out into the hallway, 504 BOY starts in.

504 BOY: Damn SAYORS, it's my first day back and already you’re on my ass? Such is life in the XWF I suppose.... but what's up? Cause I know that you're not going in there to interview My Main Man. So fire away...

SAYORS: Well, you're right, I’ve come to ask you a few questions. Mainly like how do you feel about your return here to the XWF as well as your thoughts on this Double Return Match between yourself and ALEX CUTWRIGHT?

504 BOY: What more do I need to say than this "Former" World Champ shouldn't be "Former" for too long? Come on now SAYORS, I’ve got better things to waste my time with you right now. Like you know, go prepare for my match? And plus, this is a bad time for me, ask me after I won the match. I'll have more free time then....

But just as 504 BOY is finishing up his sentence, who else but the XWF'S very own X-Treme Icon CHAD comes walking by.

504 BOY: Whoa hey! CHAD! Hey, I’ve been meaning to find you and say congrats on your Pay Per View Victory. Goofy though, but a win nonetheless eah?

CHAD: If you say, I mean have you ever fought in a match before when you were suddenly attacked by LOS CONQUISTADOR out of the blue?!

504 BOY: No, not that I’m aware of.

CHAD: I didn't think so. But thanks anyways I guess and watch out for that ALEX CUTWRIGHT. He's a sneaky bastard or so I’ve heard before... and likes little boys or something like that. So just watch your a** if I were you.... literally.

504 BOY: Well thanks man, but I think I’ve got this. As I know for a fact he's no DOMINATOR or JEM WILLIAMS. But hey, if you're not busy tonight, you think you could flip me WANNABIZZLE'S cell number? I've been looking for it everywhere and can't find it.

CHAD: Sure, of course it'd help if he had a cell phone, but when he gets one, I’ll make sure that you're the first to get it!

504 BOY: Huh?

And before 504 BOY can even say anything more, CHAD takes off in a hurry leaving 504 BOY standing there by STEVE SAYORS.

SAYORS: What was that all about?

504 BOY: Beats the hell out of me SAYORS. Beats the hell out of me... i mean I was only trying to congratulate him, that's all. And here he's acting like a prick about it. Whatever man....

And 504 BOY just leaves as well walking off in the opposite direction of his friend CHAD leaving STEVE SAYORS all by himself as the camera fades back to the ring.



ALEX CUTWRIGHT
vs.
504 BOY
- - Standard Match - -

As CUTWRIGHT and 504 BOY stand face to face, the anticipation overwhelms the crowd. CUTWRIGHT pounces and raises 504 BOY into the air in a double chokehold. 504 BOY grabs his neck and CUTWRIGHT slams him into the mat with a double choke bomb. He goes for the immediate cover…1…2. kickout. CUTWRIGHT slaps 504 BOY in the chest and pulls him up and into the corner. CUTWRIGHT lunges at 504 BOY and is kicked in the face. CUTWRIGHT falters as the BIGG lands a tornado DDT into the mat. 504 BOY then goes up to the top rope and goes for a frog splash, but CUTWRIGHT rolls out of the way. 504 BOY grabs his face and CUTWRIGHT raises him to his feet. CUTWRIGHT pounds away yet again to 504 BOY and throws him into the ropes, where he bounces off and flies into a dropkick by CUTWRIGHT. CUTWRIGHT covers again…. 1…. 2…. kick out by BIGG. Flame CUTWRIGHT slaps the mat and rises to his feet, tossing 504 BOY into the ropes. He raises him up and gives him a guillotine onto the ropes. 504 BOY curls up into a ball as CUTWRIGHT now goes up top. 504 BOY stands up and is hit by a flying clothesline by CUTWRIGHT. CUTWRIGHT goes for the cover again…1…2…kick out by 504 BOY OHH my God! CUTWRIGHT is shocked, and filled with anger. He begins to punch 504 BOY , but 504 BOY slowly rises and grabs CUTWRIGHT’S head, kicks him in the chest and gives CUTWRIGHT a twist of fate. 504 BOY then climbs up top again and tries the frog splash one more time, landing it onto the CUTWRIGHT …1…2…. kick out by CUTWRIGHT. CUTWRIGHT begins to stand. He turns as 504 BOY sprints toward CUTWRIGHT and lands right into a big boot. 504 BOY drops like a rock as CUTWRIGHT shakes his head and goes for a pin…1…2…kick out! The crowd goes nuts as CUTWRIGHT raises BIGG again to the sky and clotheslines him into the ropes…he bounces off and is put into a tombstone… 504 BOY’s head hits the mat and Flame CUTWRIGHT goes for the cover…it’s all over for …1 …2…kick out! 504 BOY wearily rolls out of the pin and CUTWRIGHT is furious. He picks up 504 BOY again who seems partially unconscious. CUTWRIGHT grabs 504 BOY ’s throat going for a choke slam, but counters with a kick to the midsection. CUTWRIGHT is down and 504 BOY runs toward the ropes then toward CUTWRIGHT... elbow drop! 504 BOY covers CUTWRIGHT...1.... 2.... KICK OUT!! 504 BOY gets to his feet and shocks CUTWRIGHT with a snap DDT!! CUTWRIGHT hits the mat hard!! 504 BOY continues to assault CUTWRIGHT with an array of simple but affective boots to the midsection and head. CUTWRIGHT rolls away as 504 BOY drops another elbow and misses, allowing CUTWRIGHT to stand to his feet and dropkick 504 BOY right in the face as he tried to get back up. 504 BOY goes down again, and as he tries to rise once more he receives a spinning martial arts kick to the forehead which opens him up. 504 BOY goes down again, holding his bleeding head as CUTWRIGHT climbs up onto the timekeeper’s chair and as 504 BOY stands back up, CUTWRIGHT takes flight and connects with a beautiful Hurricanrana that sends 504 BOY crashing right back down hard. CUTWRIGHT finally notices that the ref has been counting and is now at EIGHT so he rolls right in and then right back out to break the count, causing a verbal lecture from the ref which CUTWRIGHT ignores as he pulls 504 BOY up by the hair and whips him toward the ring post for the second time. 504 BOY gets his hand up in time and senses CUTWRIGHT coming in behind him for a follow up so he sidesteps him and uses CUTWRIGHT own momentum to send him into the ring post this time. 504 BOY takes a moment to wipe more blood off his forehead and as CUTWRIGHT bounces off the ring post and stumbles for a seconds, 504 BOY catches him with a huge spear. 504 BOY then quickly pulls him back up and rolls him into the ring, where the match continues. 504 BOY delivers a few more quick stomps to CUTWRIGHT as he tries to cover up and block them until 504 BOY pulls CUTWRIGHT up and kicks him in the stomach, following it up with a double underhook suplex. CUTWRIGHT lands near the corner as 504 BOY takes a moment to grin, looking over the damage he has done so far. It doesn’t take CUTWRIGHT very long to recover though, as he sees 504 BOY closing in and delivers a kick to the back of his knee, springs to his feet, and before 504 BOY can even react he hooks him and takes him down with a perfect Judo toss. CUTWRIGHT runs to the ropes and then comes back with a huge running summersault senton bomb, and then quickly pulls 504 BOY back to his feet. 504 BOY blocks a right hand from CUTWRIGHT and then delivers a right of his own before tossing CUTWRIGHT to the ropes. As CUTWRIGHT comes back, 504 BOY tries to catch him with another spear but CUTWRIGHT sees it coming and manages to leap over the attempted spear with not even an inch to spare as 504 BOY then loses his footing and crashes right into the ref’s leg. The ref goes down, holding his leg in pain when suddenly a man in all gold enters the ring and out of the clear blue he catches CUTWRIGHT right in the back of the head with a hard chair shot! The golden man winds up and delivers another shot as CUTWRIGHT falls to his knees and blood spews from his head. The golden man quickly slides out of the ring with his chair and runs through the crowd as the ref rubs his knee and tries to get back up. 504 BOY quickly uses this chance to bounce off the ropes and deliver a leg drop across the throat of CUTWRIGHT as he covers him. Once the ref sees the cover, he quickly hobbles over and drops down to deliver the ONE…TWO…THREE!!

WINNER: 504 BOY



With the fans excited from the aftermath of RAGE IN A CAGE they are just cheering everything. They are cheering for the 504 BOY/ALEX CUTWRIGHT match showing their approval for the show. As they cheer, a video package opens up on the X-Tron, and they quiet down for a few seconds to see what is being shown. On the screen is a video of the LILLY and CONNOLLY match being played. The video shows the lights go on, repeating the message left by the voice. As the darkness goes away, the screen fades into black and white as intense music starts playing. CONNOLLY is bleeding from a then mysterious attack. They cut to LILLY winning and CHRISTIAN still trying wiping the blood away and making sense of what had just happened. The video cuts to CONNOLLY walking down the ramp for his match against DYNAMITE as the fans cheer him. It shows a few clips of the brutal match, before the screen goes black and they repeat the second audio clip. Again the screen comes back black and white with intense music playing in the background. The crowd starts booing the video package as it shows the return of ANDREW GIBSON beating down CHRISTIAN with a steel pipe for no true reason other then GIBSON was tired of CONNOLLY taking his credit. The video package ends with GIBSON smirking as he stands over a bloodied CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY.

As the video package ends with the crowd booing, SEVEN AVERY is standing in the middle of the ring stretching for his first official match back in the XWF. Although just a try-out match, AVERY looked determined to win, earning a spot on the roster. He stretches with the ring when the lights dim and “…To be Loved” starts blasting over the P.A. system as a Dagger appears on the X-Tron. The crowd boos as massive pyro goes off at the top of the stage, as they die down, a figure can be seen in the background. ANDREW GIBSON stands at the ramp and slowly walks down to the ring with a chorus of boos from every direction based on his actions in the last night. AVERY gets a shocked and feared look on his face as GIBSON makes his way down the ring. ANDREW slides into the ring, making a few taunts before turning his attention to AVERY. The bell signals the start of the match as the crowd starts booing like crazy as GIBSON gives AVERY the chance to get the first shot in, mocking SEVEN’S lack of experience. SEVEN shrugs and throws a right punch, almost connecting before GIBSON side steps at the last second and drives his knee into SEVEN’S chest. The crowd continues to boo GIBSON as he whips AVERY into the ropes, and as AVERY comes back he’s lifted into the air, as GIBSON hits a Samoan drop driving the young wrestler back into the ground. GIBSON laughs and drags AVERY back to his feet only to drop him again after pulling AVERY in close enough to allow GIBSON to hit him with a hard clothesline. The crowd continues to boo starting a “GIBSON SUCKS” chant. ANDREW ignores them as he picks AVERY back up and whips him hard into the ring, so hard GIBSON drops to the mat with the force and momentum put in. AVERY hits the turnbuckle and flies over the ropes, getting his neck stuck. The referee rushes over, trying to help AVERY as GIBSON taunts SEVEN by pretending to choke. The crowds boos continue as ANDREW laughs at AVERY as the referee continues to struggle to free SEVEN. GIBSON finally has enough of mimicking and taunting AVERY and casually walks over, forcing the referee out of the way. The referee backs up from GIBSON as ANDREW yells “I’LL GET HIM OUT OF THIS!” ANDREW runs to the other side of the ring and charges full force towards AVERY. The referee tries to help SEVEN as he clues in, but dodges out of ANDREW’S way as GIBSON lands a clothesline to SEVEN’S temple. The impact is so powerful that AVERY flips back into the ring, freeing himself from the ropes. He also isn’t moving. GIBSON picks up the limp body and hits his signature move, the DAGGER CUTTER and goes for the cover.

1… 2… THREE!

WINNER: ANDREW GIBSON

GIBSON picks AVERY up and throws him over the top rope, removing the young superstar from the ring, ruining any hopes of a return. He then walks over to the announcer and demands the microphone. As he takes it, the crowd begin chanting in unison “CONN-OLL-Y!” The chant is so loud and overwhelming for the former Heavyweight Champion, that GIBSON is forced to wait several seconds before he takes the mic to his mouth.

GIBSON: Keep chanting… Maybe he’ll hear you at the hospital, because after last night there’s where he’ll be for the next little while. In fact, I have it on good authority that CONNOLLY isn’t even here tonight. So don’t bother wasting your time, and mine. I have more important things to talk about, other then C2 being indisposed.

The crowd boos, chanting CHRISTIAN even louder the before. ANDREW waits several seconds as the fans flip the bird at him, and chant. Finally GIBSON is given the chance to speak again.

GIBSON: There’s one reason, and one reason alone that I am back. Which has a lot to do with CONNOLLY. A few years ago I held a little belt known as the XWF Heavyweight Championship. I was THE guy to beat back then, and was considered to be the greatest Heavyweight Champion in some time. I held that championship for a couple months defending it on nearly every single show. Being that this was a few years ago, defending on every show didn’t mean once a week. Every show means I was busting my ass Monday’s, Thursday’s, the occasional Saturday, and once a month I’d bring out the best I had offer at our monthly Sunday Pay-Per View. Not counting CENTURION’S disaster Saturday Melee, I would defend that belt at least eight times a month, maybe even nine depending. I would complete in more then one match a night. The night I won the Heavyweight Championship, I also won a tournament with the legendary SULLY BURDEN to become the new Stable Champion, back when that title actually meant something. Hell I beat STEVE JASON and MIGRAINE for the belt. I took that championship and I made it mine. I was being told I’d defeat legendary status with that belt that Mr. Highflyer STS had held with it. That sure as hell meant something. Now I see the guys fighting for the belt, and it embarrasses me. SEWASIDE, BIGG RIGG, and BLIZZARD??? These guys are listed as the top contenders for that belt. That makes me sick, we have a guy who never learned it was OK to pull his pants up, an angry Italian who is about as threatening as a kitten, and a guy who calls himself BLIZZARD. Good thing his stable mates Global Warming, Thunderstorm and Tropical Depression aren’t in the XWF because we’d have a whole new element problem. It’s embarrassing to see these guys being considered as the cream of the crop, when the truth is, they all don’t have what it takes to set the standards I set three years ago. Or the standards set by the legendary figures before me. That’s why I came back, and that’s why I took out CONNOLLY. He keeps going on about how he’s the greatest champion in the world, and how the Heavyweight Belt is his, and blah blah blah. The fact is, however, who remembers anything about that reign? Who remembers who beat him? Who remember who he beat? Who remembers that defenses he had? Who remembers him taking on any and all challengers? No one does, because he refuses to defend any chance and didn’t do anything to make that belt seem like the most important thing the XWF has ever had. Just because it doesn’t have Universal in front of it, that doesn’t change how prestige it is. That doesn’t take away any meaning. So yeah, I took out CONNOLLY, but I did to prove a point. The self proclaimed greatest Heavyweight Champion couldn’t get the job done against an old Veteran. It may have been a sneak attack, but to be a champion you need to be ready for anyth--

WHACK!!

The crowd bursts out into cheers as GIBSON is attacked by stitched up CONNOLLY. CHRISTIAN slams a steel chair into ANDREW’S back forcing the former Universal Champion into the ground. Right away CONNOLLY starts laying on the boots. After several stomps he takes a few steps screaming and begging GIBSON to get up. Slowly ANDREW gets to his feet as CONNOLLY charges steel chair in hand, aiming for ANDREW’S head. Just as CHRISTIAN goes to swing GIBSON ducks and gets the advantage as he lifts CONNOLLY into the air and delivers a massive spine buster. GIBSON grabs the chair as CHRISTIAN grabs his back and doesn’t wait, swinging the chair, but CONNOLLY dodges this time! He spears GIBSON to the ground and starts laying out punches. Referee’s and Road Agents start to run out, flooding the ring, as GIBSON reverses the roll and starts punching CONNOLLY. The two are broken apart, being held in opposite turnbuckles. The referee’s are restraining CONNOLLY who is still trying to get free. GIBSON claims to be fine and stops fighting. As soon as the referees let him go, GIBSON shoves them out of the way and jumps into the crowd restraining CHRISTIAN hitting a huge splash! With referees out, more road agents run out down the ramp, trying to break the two superstars apart. CHRISTIAN manages to get the upper hand and throws GIBSON over the top rope. The road agents grab GIBSON and try to restrain him, but let go seconds later as CONNOLLY propels himself into the air crashing down on GIBSON. Again the agents rush over, and grab the two stars. GIBSON has lost is and is going crazy as six agents drag him up the ramp, while another mix of agents and referees are holding CONNOLLY back. MASSACRE goes to commercial as the two are cursing each other trying to get free.


FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THURSDAY NIGHTS

THURSDAY NIGHT, IT’S ON


After the break, BOONDOCK SAINT and PRINCE AKEEM are walking down the hallway and talking about the big party that they are going to have after ANARCHY when THE SAINT defends the title.

BOONDOCK SAINT: It's going to be one hell of a party this Thursday.

PRINCE AKEEM: Indeed, my friend. It will be one hell of a celebration. Nothing, but the finest.

They see ZACH RIZZA sitting in the hallway and they pass by him. RIZZA hears the footsteps and comes after SAINT. RIZZA tries to cream SAINT with the title, but BOONY ducks. He tells RIZZA to calm down.

BOONDOCK SAINT: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What are you doing, ZACH?

ZACH RIZZA: Oh... it's only you.

BOONDOCK SAINT: ZACH, what's up with you? It's only me.

ZACH RIZZA: Sorry. I am just a little on edge is all. I have to worry about BONECRUSHER coming after my title. Plus, I have nine other guys that want me and TONY CAPRETTI won't leave me alone. What I am gonna do?

BOONDOCK SAINT: Well, I could help you. PRINCE AKEEM and I are having a party and we would love to have you. It may be a chance to talk business.

ZACH RIZZA: Really? Talk business, eh?

PRINCE AKEEM: Yes, my friend. Perhaps we could offer you some protection for you.

ZACH RIZZA: Protection. Hmm... you'd help me out with my problem?

PRINCE AKEEM: Of course. You would have all of the resources of Ghana at your disposal.

BOONDOCK SAINT: Think about it, ZACH. This would be a chance to seal your Legacy.

ZACH RIZZA: Hm... That sounds like a great idea. The XWC Champion, BOONDOCK SAINT, partnering up with the X-Treme Champion and C2 "THE SUNTANNED SUPERMAN". I like it. You have yourself a deal.

SAINT and AKEEM walk away. It looks like THE LEGACY has added a new member. SAINT seems to be getting backup for his move to ANARCHY.



ARSON
vs.
JASON MUDD
- - Standard Match - -

MUDD is down and in the ring first when ARSON comes out secondly to a somewhat cheering crowd. The ref then signals for the bell to be rung starting the match. ARSON hops around and dances around MUDD confusing him as to why he's doing it. MUDD then gets fed up with it and runs to tackle ARSON but ARSON in a head-armbar takedown submission hold. MUDD immediately fights his way over ever so slowly crawling and enduring the pain grabs a hold of the bottom rope. The referee then yells at ARSON to let go as he grabs ARSON'S arms and pulls them off of MUDD. ARSON rolls MUDD off of him and gets to his feet followed by starting to stomp and kick the crap out of MUDD. ARSON then backs off and allows MUDD to stagger to his feet before charging at him with a spear. MUDD sees him coming and at the last second hocks ARSON'S head quickly swinging him up and around in a DDT! With both men down the ref goes to start up the 10-count but MUDD gets to his feet first before he does. MUDD then walks over to ARSON and drags him over to the ringpost to then prop him up against it. MUDD then goes running back and comes running and jumping with a body splash but ARSON rolls out of the way. MUDD then bouncing off head first is grabbed and immediately school boy pinned by ARSON. 1..... 2...... and a kickout! ARSON then jumps up to his feet right away and drags MUDD with him towards the ropes facing the X-Tron. He then while having both of MUDD legs and feet hooked proceeds to see-saw him up and over the top rope! MUDD goes crashing down the 8 feet below on the hard ground as ARSON goes running back and bouncing off the ropes. ARSON then comes running back and does a flip over the rope landing right on top of MUDD!!! With both men down now the ref starts up the 10-count. 1..... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5.... 6..... 7 and ARSON has slowly rolled over and crawled to get back up to his feet. He then picks up MUDD and goes to Irish whip into the ring but is reversed suddenly! With ARSON'S back smashing into the ring apron he drops down to the ground in pain. MUDD then walks back over picking up ARSON and rolls him back into the ring. MUDD before even getting back into the ring hops up on the ring apron and climbs atop the top turnbuckle. The ref then right away tries to stop MUDD and have him come down only to be pushed by ARSON then into the top turnbuckle having the ref hit his head and knocking down MUDD to bust his junk. With the ref now downed for the time being ARSON slowly gets to his feet and climbs up in front of MUDD. He then hooks MUDD' head and superplexes him causing the crowd to pop and go off like crazy! With all the men now down in the ring from the X-Tron comes running DYNAMIC DYNAMITE! He slides up into the ring and tells ARSON to climb up again to the top rope. As he is doing so DYNAMIC DYNAMITE then grabs a hold of JASON MUDD and lifts him up. He then gets behind him and picks him up onto his shoulders. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE then staggers over in the direction towards ARSON. Suddenly ARSON jumps off grabbing up MUDD's head in a famouser as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE is dropping MUDD in a front face drop at the same time!!!!!! With both MUDD down and out as well as ARSON, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE then drags ARSON over on top of MUDD as the ref is slowly beginning to wake up. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE then rolls out of the ring before the ref can see him! ONE.. TWO.. KICK OUT!! MUDD is STILL IN THIS!! ARSON can’t believe it!! MUDD gets to his feet and nails ARSON with THE CRACKER JACK!! BAM!! 1.. 2.. THREE!! MUDD WINS!!

WINNER: JASON MUDD



Just minutes before the draft is set to begin and you are looking at the office of the General Manager of Anarchy in CRIMSON KLINE. As we look inside of the office we can see KLINE talking to of all people the "X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE.

CRIMSON KLINE: So what can I do for you, Icon?

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Since it looks like I am going to be on ANARCHY this Thursday night I thought I would give you an offer that you can't refuse...

CRIMSON KLINE: I'm listening...

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: You see.. JONATHYN BROWN doesn't know talent. I mean come on now... BIGG RIGG, AIDAN COLLINS? You have to be kidding me! You on the other hand are in the position to make ANARCHY the best promotion that has ever been around.

CRIMSON KLINE: How do you figure, if you don't mind my asking?

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Seeing as how ARSON is already contracted, and I am as well to the show.. You need to make sure that you have the BLOOD HOUNDS on your show. Obviously you can't have T MONEY since you fired him, and you can't have SEWASIDE either... But I am going to tell you right now that you bring the BLOOD HOUNDS as a unit over to ANARCHY and you will not regret it...

CRIMSON KLINE: Well you do know how the draft works right?

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Yes I know how it works Kline. I know how you draft the people over, and I am going to let you know right now that I can make you an extremely wealthy man to insure that KID MONEY, SABRINA, and STAR all come over here!

CRIMSON KLINE: I'm listening...

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: You see you bring everyone over here, and I am prepared to give you a wealthy sum of money. Trust me when I say it will make the salary that Jon is giving you look small...

CRIMSON KLINE: What if I don't get everyone? STAR isn’t even eligible!

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Trade for them. Quite frankly Kline, you have the chance to get a dominant group over here and there is nothing that JONATHYN can do about it. Trades? I am sure whoever you get over here that isn't a Hound would be looking nice back over on Massacre... Just remember it KLINE, and take this as a little reminder...

DYNAMIC starts to walk out of the office with CRIMSON KLINE sitting behind his desk as DYNAMIC then throws KLINE a manila envelope... As you see DYNAMIC leave the room KLINE looks in the envelope and his eyes grow wide as he pulls out a wad of hundred dollar bills...


WHO WILL FACE OFF IN THE HELL DOME ...

OCTOBER 29


MAIN EVENT

FREE AGENT DRAFT

“Not I” by Demon Hunter plays as CRIMSON KLINE makes his way to the ring, followed by a very confused JONATHYN BROWN, who tries his best to look sexy as he struts down the ramp.. The two men enter the ring and KLINE readies his microphone.

CRIMSON KLINE: Well, JONATHYN BROWN is here but he’s not really “here.” You should all know the cause of this; but for now we’ll just refer to it as “a big fight with Paris Hilton.”

JONATHYN BROWN: That bitch.

CRIMSON KLINE: Because of this, I will play host to this draft. After a coin toss, we will each pick six eligible draft members for our respective shows. Now I will flip the coin, since “Nicole” here is unable to flip a burger much less a coin. Now JON… I mean “Nicole”, do you want heads or tails?

JONATHYN BROWN: Okay, first of all, I have seen some of the HOTTEST GUYS EVER back there. I don’t know where you guys have been all my life, but this place is HOT! Do you love it?

CRIMSON KLINE: Okay. Tails it is. Now for the flip.

KLINE pulls a penny out of his quarter and flips it. The coin lands in his hand and he examines it.

CRIMSON KLINE: Heads it is! So I WILL CHOOSE FIRST! Well, there are so many choices here. Should I pick BIGG RIGG? Or how about the current tag team champions, MC TERRIBLE and THE SAVIOR? Those would all make excellent additions to XWC ANARCHY, but none of them will be my first pick. No, I have someone different in mind. For my first pick; I will select a man whose reputation speaks for itself. This man is a former Universal champion and the newest XWC star… TRENT GEIN! And now JONA.. NICOLE.. It’s your turn to pick a name from that list..

JONATHYN stares at a bunch of completely unfamiliar names..

JONATHYN BROWN: Um.. Whatever. This is retarded. Ooh! I like the name of that guy! Mc TERRIBLE! That’s so hot.

CRIMSON KLINE: Okay, you can have the tag champs. I’ll just take SABRINA WILSON and KID MONEY!

JONATHYN BROWN: What? S it me again? What’s going on? Why am I even here, and why don’t a have a Diet Sprite in my hand. This place is weird and it smells like ass. Fine. I’ll take.. Um.. BIGG RIGG looks like a neat name.. I’ll take him.

CRIMSON KLINE: Damn. Alright then. I’m going to use this opportunity to make Anarchy a show for the talent of tomorrow! For my next pick; I want a guy who I’ve been impressed with of late. I want JOSH HUDSON!

Just then BIGGS steps onto the stage. Standing next to him is JOSH HUDSON. JONATHYN immediately starts checking out JOSH..

BIGGS: Hold on there, KLINE. I’ve got a piece of news for you. You know the deal I had with JONATHYN before.. Well.. The deal was a tag team shot for JOSH here and VICTOR GILLEAN.. Well, due to an injury last night at Rage In The Cage, GILLEAN is out of action for a while.. But I’m going to be bringing in a NEW star, and he WILL get that title shot with JOSH HUDSON.. So if you’re taking JOSH, you’re getting my newest find.. SOL DIVYDE, starting next week!

JOSH looks at BIGGS, having no clue who this new “SOL DIVYDE” guy is..

CRIMSON KLINE: Oh, so you want me to take all three of your recruits to ANARCHY with me? Well, unless JONATHYN has anything to say about it..

JONATHYN has his hand up to his head like a phone and is mouthing “call me” to HUDSON, who is thoroughly disgusted..

CRIMSON KLINE: Well, I guess she has no complaints, so you got it BIGGS! You know what that means though, don’t you? If I have the contracts of both of your clients, that means I own YOU as well! So, BIGGS, why don’t you do me a favor and get me a cup of coffee? I’ve got a show to run here..

JONATHYN BROWN: Who has that black guy? He was hot.

CRIMSON KLINE: You need to pick another name, Nicole..

JONATHYN BROWN: Fine.. Who’s left.. I guess I’ll take this one. CHRIS CAGE. Is he cute or is he all gross like that TREVOR GEIN guy?

CRIMSON KLINE: Wow. I guess I need to make another big pick. How about the man who returned last week? Yes, I think I’ll take ALEX CUTWRIGHT! Now you, dear..

JONATHYN BROWN: Is this like a list of guys that I want to go out with? I really don’t get this. BONECRUSHER looks like a dangerous guy, but I guess that’s hot. I’ll take him..

CRIMSON KLINE: Lastly, I’d like to draft a man with a lot of potential. I see this man as the future of this company…JASON MUDD!

JONATHYN BROWN: That name is stupid. Who wants to go out with a guy named MUD? This is retarded. Can I go?

CRIMSON KLINE: Um. I guess so, NICOLE..

JONATHYN BROWN: About f***ing time! Where did that JOSH HANSEN go, we has HOT!

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JONATHYN gets out of the ring and trots up the ramp to the laughs and amazement of the crowd! Has he really been knocked so goofy that he’s convinced he’s Nicole Richie? Whatever the case, CRIMSON KLINE is off and running with a powerful ANARCHY roster, and a seemingly unprepared JONATHYN is left to fend for himself on MASSACRE!!

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