vs.
- - No Holds Barred Cage Match - -
vs.
- - X-Treme Cage Match - -
vs.
- - Guest Ref: JET - -
vs.
- - X-Treme Cage Match - -
vs.
- - Last Man Standing Cage Match - -
vs.
vs.
- - "Race To The Cage" Match - -
Match begins outside
First one into the cage in the arena wins
vs.
- - Devil's Playground Match - -
WORLD TITLE
Number One Contender
vs.
- - Triple Cage Match - -
The two competitors will begin in the bottom cage.
The first one to successfully bring the contract
at the top down to the floor
will face a
second contender (to be named later)
at AUTUMN IN HELL
MAIN EVENT
XWC WORLD TITLE
vs.
- - Snakes In a Cage - -
Last one still in the cage wins
A black stretch limo pulls up outside the arena. The driver steps out in his nifty little suit and walks around to the door at the back. He opens it and a white Air Force One is placed on to the concrete with the gold Nike tick visible. We’re talking old school Air Ones here. A second shoe emerges under the door and is soon followed by the rest of the body of former Universal Champion LEE STONE. Clad in a black suit and shirt to match the limo, LEE looks all business tonight. And to further that image he happens to be on the phone at this very moment. Acknowledging the driver with a nod and small hand gesture, STONE walks off continuing his conversation.
STONE: I just got to the arena. Oh? The camera’s on me right now? You can see me? That’s cool. What? I look HOT? You damn fucking skippy I look hot. I always look hot. Look, don’t you worry about the HOUNDS tonight. After KLINE fired T, they’re falling apart at the seems. What? No I didn’t say “seals”, why the hell would I say “seals”? I said “seems”… “SEEMS”… oh forget it, just stop talking. I’m not done yet. I must say, I was a little disappointed with that firing. Of course he deserved it but you know I wanted T at Autumn in Hell. Helldome man, HELLDOME. Think of the ratings! But whatever, the dude can go kill himself now and save me the trouble. What did you say? I don’t understand. L… Lanolin? Lanolin? Like sheep’s wool? I gotta say playa, you’re making less sense than that time you started talking about urine to those cheerleaders. Boy that was a strange night. How many times do I have to say this, stop worrying. No that guy wasn’t in the KKK… at least I don’t think so. Shit I hope not, the last thing we need around here is a racist. Just because you wear a white cloak doesn’t mean you’re a racist. Why would he be trying to kill you? YOU’RE NOT BLACK! That was MY guy! That was the answer to your problems. That was the guy who is going to allow me to focus on unbrainwashing a few of the weaker minded people in this company. You want some company JON? Way ahead of ya homie, I’ve got one of my people on the way to you right now, and you can do whatever you want with him. Yes, he can read you a bedtime story, but don’t you want to watch the show first? Yes, you can have some Jell-O. If you wait ten minutes or so for my guy to arrive, he can even spoon feed it to you, and then afterwards you can cuddle. Chillax boss-man, everything’s under control tonight. Between KLINE, myself and the secret weapon, we’ll keep this thing running fine. I gotta go now boss, peace…
Ending the conversation with the boss, LEE opens the jacket of his suit and tucks it into one of the inside pockets.
STONE: Stop right there, Senorita.
LEE seemingly says this to nobody, but as the camera follows him, we soon see none other than CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY.
STONE: You ready tonight buddy?
CONNOLLY: Am I ever not ready?
CHRISTIAN asks as he turns to face his friend.
STONE: Well your record as of late doesn’t exactly speak in your favor. But don’t worry. LEE STONE speaks in your favor.
CONNOLLY: And what exactly does that mean?
STONE: It means that I just got off the phone with the boss and I told him that he had nothing to worry about tonight. The HOUNDS are going to wind up in a mess by the end of the night, starting with DYNAMIC DYNAMITE.
CONNOLLY: Don’t.
STONE: Don’t what?
CONNOLLY: Don’t get involved. This is my match, this is my fight. I’ve got to take DYNAMITE down on my own.
STONE: It could be a good idea to have back up involved in case the other HOUNDS somehow jump the cage. Lord knows BOONDOCK SAINT will be to busy recording his own voice and the masturbating to it to come and give you a hand.
CONNOLLY: You let me worry about that. Whatever happens though, stay away from that ring.
STONE: Suit yourself, I’ll leave your match alone. But you need to do two things for me.
CONNOLLY: And they are?
STONE: First of all, as generic as it sounds, kick DYNAMITE’s ass.
CONNOLLY: Done.
STONE: And second… drop the dead weight.
CONNOLLY: What do you mean?
STONE: I’m talking about BOONDOCK and PRINCE HAKMED. They’re not helping you in any way. In fact, they’re more hindering you than helping you. I know you don’t need the money, and even if you did you know I’d be willing to help out. Drop them CHRISTIAN. Drop them like I’m going to.
CONNOLLY: Like you’re going to?
STONE just smiles in response. Nodding his head he turns and walks away. When he gets a sufficient distance down the corridor he once again brings his phone out of his pocket. Dialing up a number, he puts the phone to his ear.
STONE: Wassup Jimmy? How’s that necklace I sorted out for your wife? Man I told you it would bring out her eyes. She’s a good catch, that’s for sure. How are the kids? That’s cool man. Hey, I’ve got a favor to ask of you. I’m expecting SEWASIDE and T MONEY to try and show up tonight. Yeah I know ‘SIDE is suspended and T is fired. When was the last time they actually gave a crap about the rules? No, don’t get extra security. Do the opposite. Let them in. No I’m not crazy. Trust me. I’ve got a little something in store for them. You OWE me buddy. I won’t make you regret it. Thanks a lot. Peace…
Hanging up once again on the phone, a smug look comes across STONE’s face. Are both T MONEY and SEWASIDE going to be here, TONIGHT? If so, what does LEE STONE have in store for them?
The shot shows the door to PAUL ROACH's locker room. The door opens and out steps a man, but the camera is unable to make out his face and he quickly runs down the hallway. The camera turns a 180 as PAUL ROACH makes his way down the hall. PAUL pushes open his locker room door to reveal a WHITE ROSE
PAUL ROACH: What the hell?
ROACH shrugs and closes the door behind him as shot cuts out.
Both men are standing in the middle of the ring in the middle of this massive cage, looking straight each other with one thing on there mind and that’s proving a point that they are X-Treme icons. They lock up and CHAD easily pushes EXTERMINATOR across the ring, Quickly getting up but this time hits a few kicks to this legs, trying to get the monster on his knees but CHAD comes out with a huge clothesline from out of no where. Turning EXTERMINATOR inside out from the major impact it had. Grabbing his throat to lift him up high and straggling him a bit but EXTERMINATOR uses his feet to kick his mid section a few times in order to break the hold. He does the unthinkable when grabbing a holding him when dazed and suplex CHAD to the ground, quickly getting up to hit a few small drop kicks and making the cover but only gets a two count. EXTERMINATOR grabs him by the hair to pull him up slowly. It soon to be his mistake when CHAD breaks out of EXTERMINATOR’s grip and hits a chilling spinebuster to give him some time to get up. His eyes were in rage when grabbing EXTERMINATOR’s head, pulling him up to tosses him right through the turnbuckle into the steel pole. Tangling there when CHAD comes by and yanks him out of there, flying around like a rag doll from his powerful strength. The camera view EXTERMINATOR head as it’s clearly shown that he’s busted wide open but CHAD smiles when seeing the blood. Leaning down to the mat and waits until the staggering EXTERMINATOR gets to his feet. Dashing forward but what got the fans to cheer was the unexpected spinning Kick to stop CHAD in his tracks. He gets up again and hits a drop kick to try to get CHAD down but wasn’t able to. He then jumps up from the ropes and hits a flying shinning wizard from mid air and able to put him down. EXTERMINATOR quickly gets off the ground, wiping the blood off his head and makes a war cry to get the fans all wild up. CHAD Staggers up as EXTERMINATOR makes his way toward him by diving on top of him but with his power he knocks him flat on his back with a huge push. CHAD grabs a hold of EXTERMINATOR’s head and put a lot of presser on it with both his hands, trying to put as much pressure on the wound as he can. The ref pulls him back as his hands with raised singling he stop but walks forward to hit a knee drop on his head, covering EXTERMINATOR afterwards. Only got a two count but it didn’t bother him since he wanted to punish EXTERMINATOR some more. Grabbing him with both his arms, lifting him up high. CHAD hits a fallaway slam, having EXTERMINATOR goes through the turnbuckle and crashing into the pole with his chest, and then CHAD runs up and boots EXTERMINATOR right in the head. The impact had him out of it when he out pulled out of there when seeing more blood coming out from the powerhouse boot. EXTERMINATOR finally gets up and CHAD comes in for a clothesline but EXTERMINATOR hits a desperate belly- to- belly suplex that had him falling over the ropes and on the mat outside of the ring. Sandwiching them between the ropes and the cage. The two men, lay motionless, on the outside of the ring, as suddenly CHAD gets up and shakes off the noise from the shot. As CHAD slides EXTERMINATOR back into the ring, and CHAD slides in himself. CHAD lifts EXTERMINATOR up, and drops him, and continues to wrench at the neck and shoulder of EXTERMINATOR with a standing armbar, as EXTERMINATOR leaps about, and CHAD catches him, and drops him backwards with a T-Bone reverse suplex! EXTERMINATOR hits his stomach and bounces back up to his feet, as CHAD bum rushes him, and splashes him into the cage. CHAD turns about to the crowd, CHAD turns around, to see EXTERMINATOR, fall. Behind EXTERMINATOR is …. THE REFEREE!
CHAD slaps himself; he landed EXTERMINATOR in the corner pocket with the eight ball right there. CHAD goes over and grabs a steel chair, as CHAD sets it up in a seating position in the middle of the ring, as EXTERMINATOR stumbles to a fighting stance, CHAD lifts EXTERMINATOR up in a version of an F-5, or a Death Valley Driver, as CHAD spins EXTERMINATOR's body in the air, by throwing him up, and then suddenly, with EXTERMINATOR going a full 360 nearly, CHAD brings EXTERMINATOR down onto that established seating chair with a DDT!
CRASH!
Then suddenly, some goofy music plays, and in walks this gold figure, gold mask, and gold jump suit. The person begins doing a ghetto style robot walking rather quickly to the ring, to the door of the cage! The man slides into the ring, and goes and clotheslines CHAD! Clotheslines EXTERMINATOR! The gold man, rolls outside of the ring, and grabs another steel chair and slides back into the ring, via the doorway. The steel chair is wrapped with barbwire, and he swings it back, as both men rise. The aim looks to be right at CHAD, but CHAD drops to the mat holding his head and face! EXTERMINATOR steps up and the man cracks EXTERMINATOR! SMACK! Blood pours from the face of EXTERMINATOR, as the man drops the chair, and starts doing the robot, back out of the cage, and up the entranceway?! WHO WAS THAT?! WHAT THE HECK?!
CHAD crawls over and lays onto EXTERMINATOR’s chest, as the referee finally comes back to. The referee counts, ONE….. TWO…. THREE! CHAD pulled it off, with the help from that gold guy!
WINNER:
vs.
- - No Holds Barred Cage Match - -
”Not I” by Demon Hunter blasts throughout the arena as CRIMSON KLINE appears at the top of the stage, mic in hand. The crowd welcomes him as he struts towards the ring. KLINE climbs over the top rope to enter the ring.
CRIMSON KLINE: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an update on JONATHYN’S condition. As a direct result of the attack by the Blood Hounds Monday, JON will not be here tonight. He is currently in the hospital, recovering from the attack. There is also no guarantee that he will be in attendance tomorrow night on MASSACRE. Don’t worry; I am sure he will be back soon enough. Until then, I will be in charge of Monday’s MASSACRE and Thursday’s ANARCHY. Everything will go through as planned. The draft is still scheduled, but may be reconsidered if JONATHYN’S condition prevents him from showing. I fully expect that…
Suddenly, HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE appears on the X-Tron. He is apparently in the parking lot.
HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE: So KLINE, you wanna take me over to Anarchy do you? Well, I don't care! You say you are going to make my life hell? Well, I think it's the other way around - because I'm next to your convertible and I'm about to squeeze a load of toothpaste into it! Ha ha!
HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE starts the squeezing.
CRIMSON KLINE: HONKEY!!!! You know, that little stunt you pulled would really piss me off… IF THAT WERE MY CAR!! That’s right, you got the wrong one. You see HONKEY, I was dropped off in my personal limousine tonight. Unfortunately, I’m not an expert on the roster’s personal means of transportation so I couldn’t tell you whose car you just vandalized. One thing is for sure though; they will be pretty ticked off when they find out what happened. Oh well, I guess you’ll just have to cross that bridge when you come to it…right HONKEY?
CRIMSON KLINE drops the microphone and exits the ring to the backstage area.
The unforgiving steel cage sits on the ring as the bell begins the match. TRENT GEIN and ROACH circle each other in this epic match. TRENT GEIN throws the first punch that ROACH instinctively ducks. ROACH grabs his neck and drops him down with a reverse ddt. ROACH points at the door of the cage and he is already headed towards it. TRENT GEIN grabs his foot and stops him from moving. TRENT chops at the back of the knee bringing ROACH down. TRENT grabs a hold of ROACH and spins him around. Quickly he drops him to the mat with a powerslam. TRENT GEIN bounces off of the ropes and drops his leg across the former Universal champion. TRENT GEIN picks ROACH up and tosses him face first into the mesh of the cage! ROACH stumbles backwards back into the arms of TRENT. TRENT walks him over to the other end of the ring and throws ROACH’s head into this side of the cage. Again, ROACH stumbles backwards and gets tossed into the third side of the cage. One more time this happens and ROACH ends up being thrown into all sides of the cage. A drop of blood trickles down his face. TRENT GEIN throws ROACH into the turnbuckle. He sets him on top of it and hooks ROACH’s head under his arm. Up goes ROACH and TRENT as a superplex drives both men to the canvas. GEIN, who seems to be in total control, climbs up the cage. He is about halfway up when ROACH begins to get to his feet. TRENT reaches the top of the cage and he gets his foot over the other side. ROACH is now climbing the cage. He tries to race towards the top as fast as he can. Both men are now on top of the cage. ROACH hits TRENT in the jaw with his right hand, TRENT sends one back. TRENT starts to climb down the cage back into the ring. ROACH is in pursuit now. TRENT puts his feet onto the ropes so he can stand on something. ROACH reaches down with his foot and shakes the top rope. TRENT GEIN falls down onto the ropes with it landing between his legs! ROACH goes over to TRENT GEIN who is lying in the center of the ring. ROACH locks in a sharpshooter! He leans as far back as he can trying to make TRENT GEIN tap out. The ref begins to ask TRENT is he wishes to submit. TRENT says that he will not quit. ROACH is practically lying on TRENT’s back putting all the pressure that he can into this submission move. Quickly, ROACH switches out of the sharpshooter and into an ankle lock! He is trying to cripple GEIN’s legs and feet. ROACH twists the ankle waiting for the bone to snap. TRENT GEIN turns himself over and kicks ROACH off of himself. ROACH bounces into the ropes and comes back just as TRENT gets to his injured feet. ROACH attempts a clothesline, which TRENT ducks. ROACH stops in his place and drop kicks TRENT’s legs from behind. TRENT loses his balance and goes down to the mat once again. For the second time, ROACH locks in a sharpshooter. This time TRENT becomes slightly light headed due to the amount of pain. TRENT GEIN starts to fade away as ROACH holds the submission maneuver on him. The ref checks TRENT. He raises and drops the arm once…1…… he raises and drops the arm twice….2….. he raises the arm for the third time…THR… the arm does not fall! TRENT catches himself and begins to fight out of the hold. He crawls around the ring until ROACH breaks the hold. TRENT GEIN gets to his feet while holding his lower portions of his body in pain. ROACH goes off the ropes again and dives at GEIN. TRENT ducks and ROACH flies face first into the cage at full speed! The small amount of blood from before is now pouring out of ROACH’s head like a faucet. TRENT grabs ROACH and brings him down head first with a pile driver. TRENT attempts a pin as both men are nearing their limits in this particular match. 1…2….THR…a kick out by ROACH! TRENT GEIN does not want to take any chances, so he begins to head for the door. ROACH is slowly crawling after him. TRENT reaches the door and he attempts to climb out of the ring. ROACH reaches the cage and pulls the door shut slamming it into GEIN’s head! The blood begins to flow from TRENT’s head now! ROACH pulls himself up by the cage. ROACH begins to climb up the cage. TRENT, with the small amount of energy left in his body, follows ROACH up the cage. Both men reach the top together once again. With their last bit of energy, TRENT GEIN and ROACH throw desperation punches. After a couple of small exchanges, they each connect with a last effort right hand. Both men lean towards the ring and both fall down to the canvas from the top of the cage!!! The crowd begin to chant HOLY S**T, HOLY S**T! Both men are out! WINNER:
vs.
- - X-Treme Cage Match - -
Several seconds behind go by before either man moves..
Finally, PAUL ROACH begins to stir.
ROACH gets up and pulls TRENT to his feet.. But TRENT was playing possum! He nails ROACH in the gut!!
GEIN pulls ROACH up into the air and goes for a Plainsfield Butcher, but ROACH slips out and catches GEIN with a reverse DDT! ROACH goes for the door, he's gonna win this one...WAIT!
MIKE RABOIN is here!!
He heads into the cage door and slams ROACH over the head, sending him falling back into the ring, when on the opposite side off the ring TONY CAPRETTI begins to climb the cage wall. MIKE throws the chair into the ring and then grabs another and jumps inside the cage with it. MIKE closes the door behind him as ROACH backs off in fear, but is stopped by TONY CAPRETTI. ROACH slowly turns around shuddering as TONY smiles and pulls ROACH up by the hair and takes him down to the mat with a Ride From Rome! TONY picks up PAUL and holds him in place from RABOIN...
WHAM!!
RABOIN just clocked ROACH with that damn chair! TONY picks up the other chair and both men begin smashing the chairs across ROACH's limp battered body, over and over and over, until ROACH stops moving. TRENT GEIN is too his feet and pushes both men away and breaks into a broad grin. He pulls ROACH to his feet and...PLAINSFIELD BUTCHER!! IT'S OVER!! 1..... 2.…. THREE!! GEIN WINS!
MIKE RABOIN grabs a microphone and stands over ROACH's limp body.
MIKE RABOIN: Sorry PAUL, but we had to make a choice. We decided that the power of good was better kept in the hands of TRENT GEIN.
GEIN smiles as MIKE pulls a white rose out of his pocket.
MIKE RABOIN: Consider it a retirement present.
All three men begin to laugh as CAPRETTI retrieves a chainsaw and hands it to TRENT. TRENT begins to rev it up as ROACH uses the ropes to pull himself up. PAUL turns around as TRENT goes for him with the chainsaw, but ROACH jumps out of the cage just in time to avoid the end of the chainsaw. ROACH races up the ramp as the cameras cut backstage.
Backstage we are looking at the Blood Hounds locker room. You head right inside and can see the members of the group that are there for the night as we are looking at "THE X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE who is there along with ARSON, KID MONEY and TYGER LILLY. All of the group is noticeably smaller than they were as we are looking at what could almost be seen as a real hit in the armor. With STAR and SABRINA headed to the ring, DYNAMIC is getting prepared for his match later on during the night and you can see that everyone is looking at DYNAMIC's back and seeing the tattoo in its finished work. DYNAMIC then starts to talk.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Well so let me see now. I get to face CONNOLLY tonight, and then on Thursday I am going be ANARCHY?
ARSON: Sounds like we all are bro. You know JON doesn't want us on Massacre. He can't keep us under his thumb!
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: KID, STAR, and SABRINA are all just draft eligible though. So who knows... Either way the XWF, the XWC, whatever the hell this
place is ain't going to get the better of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE!
KID MONEY: Just remember you have to beat CONNOLLY's ass tonight for SEWASIDE and T MONEY!
DYNAMIC just smiles a little bit as the camera goes back to the ringside area.
“Hip Hop Star” by Beyonce blasts throughout the arena and STAR makes her way from backstage, wearing her barely there ring attire of a bikini top, champs, and matching bikini bottoms, as well as a cocky grin. She stops at the top of the ramp, taking in the ovation from the crowd. It seems the crowd doesn’t know how to react to the beautiful BLOOD HOUND female. The flurry of cheers blended with just as many boos causes her to roll her eyes. She strolls down to the ring with one hand on her hip and a mic in the other, flipping off a few fans who boo her. STAR walks up the steel ring steps and climbs inside. She struts around the ring for a moment as her music dies down. Once it does, STAR raises the mic to speak but the sudden loud booing stops her. She throws her hands up in disbelief before finally speaking.
STAR: Jealousy is an ugly thing, people. About as ugly as most of you are so I can see why you’re mad. Anyway! Stop being mean to STAR and let me speak! So tonight signals the end of this little Cruiserweight Showdown that JET randomly put together one day. JET…the supposed Cruiserweight legend although I don’t know where the hell that title came from. But anyway, It’ll be me against SABRINA WILSON for the strap. Now I’m surprised that this thing had as many females in it as it did. As a matter of fact…damn. The only man in this thing was ARSON. Because VICTOR GILLEAN? WILRD ORCHID has a bigger pee-pee than you. Actually, you seem to be more female than any chick in the XWF. And that’s real. I don’t even get why you and WILD ORCHID were included in this thing to begin with. Oh…that’s right. I put her in just so I can kick her ass, didn’t I? Silly me. But she couldn’t cut it either. It didn’t take much work at all to take that ho out of this tournament as well as out of action. Which makes me wonder why she had all that mouth to begin with. Her and her husband BIGG RIGG are egomaniacal windbags, although he’s actually worth something. However, once this show is over and done with, he’ll no longer be the top ranking man in this company. Nope. The number one spot will be switching genders completely once I solidify my place in it. Because now with, WILD ORCHID, VICTOR GILLEAN, even though it hurts to say this, and ARSON all discarded there is only one person left standing between me and--
STAR pauses as a fan shouts something out to her. She makes a face and shakes her head.
STAR: Huh? What? WILLIAM DRACO was in the tournament too? Who the hell is ... you know what. He had to just be terrible if I forgot about him all together. But so—
Suddenly, the fan stops her again. STAR huffs and rolls her eyes in annoyance.
STAR: WHAT?! You know what…get your ass up here since you wanna be cutting in on my TV time. We might as well go all the way. And no…not like that!
She motions for a young Asian come to come to the ring. He hops over the barricade and scrambles inside with her, standing next to STAR who is a good six inches taller than him. She grabs him by the arm and pulls him next to her.
STAR: Now what the hell were you saying?
YOUNG FAN: I think you forgot about some people in the tournament.
STAR: I know. WILLIAM DRACO. You corrected me there even though I didn’t ask you to. I should punch you in the face for that but I’m feeling good tonight so I won’t. I’ll excuse the fact that you were trying to make the Goddess look bad.
The fan cowers and STAR can’t tell if he wants to run or drop to his knees and kiss her feet.
STAR: What’s up? If you have something else to say then go on and be a man. Say it!
YOUNG FAN: Well, I think you missed some other folks too.
STAR: Haha, oh really? Like who?
YOUNG FAN: DESTINY GRAVES and MR. WS.
STAR: Who and who? Man, stop lying. I know what I’m doing!
YOUNG FAN: Actually, I don’t think you do.
STAR: Excuse you?!
Before the fan has a chance to respond, STAR bops him on the top of his head with the mic twice. He quickly darts away from her, rolls out of he ring and jumps back into the crowd.
STAR: Crawl back into the hole from whence you came you troll! My God! Can you all believe that?! That fool just tried to make me look bad but I’m way too fabulous for that! Anyway…like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted! Tonight is my night. I am already the most wanted woman in the XWF. Now you’ll all watch me become the number ONE woman in the XWF. The number one superstar all together. And even though I am way too gorgeous for this steel cage business…there is no stopping the inevitable—
The Baddest Bitch by Trina starts playing thru the arena as SABRINA WILSON steps out from the backstage area and STAR looks at her in disbelief. She’s wearing her short black shorts and pink t-shirt. The crowd also cheers and boos for her like they did Star. She has a mic in her hand also. She heads down to the ring and gets in. She stands face to face with Star.
SABRINA WILSON: STAR, STAR, STAR , sorry if I’m stopping you but I felt its my time to talk since you had your time to. You stand out here and more or less talk about everyone who’s been in the Cruiserweight Title Tournament has sucked. Well you are right there. All of them have sucked except for you, me, and ARSON, even if ARSON did what he did. I don’t blame him for that though. It was ARSON'S Choice to throw the match. This tournament though basically just shows why THE BLOOD HOUNDS are the greatest. JET put the match together and he put in three BLOOD HOUNDS in it. Just shows who he wanted to win the title. Not only did he put us in it but he put us up against a bunch of non talented failures who aren’t even around or thinking about quitting. Look at it. DESTINY GRAVES, WILD ORCHID, MR. WS, and WILLIAM DRACO have all left XWF and VICTOR GILLEAN is talking about leaving. Just shows you go up against THE BLOOD HOUNDS and you’ll be leaving XWF real fast.
Now you think you’ve got this match won and you will be the Cruiserweight Champion. Well don’t count me out yet. I’m not like the other divas in XWF and you know that. With us both in THE HOUNDS you know I’m just as good as you. STAR don’t think you are going to be the number one person in XWF just yet. You will see in the ring why I am the Princess of Pain and there won’t be no KID MONEY or any of those non talented HOUND wannabes in this match. This match will not only show who’s the top Cruiserweight but it’ll once and for all show who is the top Female in BLOOD HOUNDS. It will be me of course. In fact I say lets just get this match done and over with. May the best HOUND win.
as SABRINA takes a step back, Star’s eyes widen and she shakes her head.
STAR: Wow that was just…brilliant, SABRINA. Absolute perfection. Never mind that you just cut me the hell off like you have absolutely no sense. It’s nice of you to come out here and show that you’ve got al little bit of heart though. I knew my words would draw you out. And that’s what I wanted. I wanted you to come out here just because I have something to tell you.
SABRINA WILSON: Oh? What’s that, STAR?
STAR: Well, since you and I are such good friends, I figure I’ll take a page out of the book of ARSON and step down for you. You deserve this title more than anyone.
With that, STAR hugs SABRINA and the blonde looks on in confusion and drops her mic. She then climbs out of the ring and makes her way back up the ramp, but suddenly JET runs onto the scene. He grabs STAR by the arms and drags her back down the ramp kicking and screaming. He tosses her back into the ring and rolls in after her. JET snatches STAR’s mic and starts to speak.
JET: You Hounds already made a mockery of this Tournament when ARSON dropped that match to you, STAR. I won’t let it happen again. The two of you will fight this thing out!
STAR jumps to her feet and lunges at JET, who quickly side steps and signals for the bell.
JET: Start the match!
The match starts with both women in opposite corners, eyeing the other up. The bell rings, and they both run at a dead pace at one another, clotheslining each other in the crusade. Their bodies impact the ring with a vicious splat! The women both kick flip back to a standing position, but STAR is a half-step quicker, getting in a quick bitch slap on SABRINA. SABRINA falls back, but not before STAR unleashes a sadistic step kick, which sends SABRINA flying clear across the ring. STAR hits an elbow drop on her, and then one more for good measure, and soon she is stomping on SABRINA. In her arrogance though, STAR turns her back on SABRINA, a cardinal mistake. SABRINA clutches to STAR’s ankle, and then, surprisingly, begins biting it. STAR brings her foot up holding it, as she hops around. SABRINA scurries to her standing position, and takes STAR down with a quick snap DDT. She then, inverts the hold, clenching to it, transforming it into a beast choker. JET checks on whether STAR wants to submit or not, and when verified that she does not, backs off. STAR continues fighting the hold, with all the breath she has she jabs an elbow into the ribs of SABRINA. SABRINA lets go, albeit slowly. They both lay on the mat for a few moments to regain their breath, but SABRINA attempts a pin! ONE... TWO... TH- KICKOUT! STAR gets to one knee, and then hits a thrust chop on SABRINA, then effectively using her hands to pin SABRINA to the ground, squirming. Soon enough, she hops her legs up, bringing them back down with force right into the gut of SABRINA, repeated times. When she tries the last time, she slips and cracks her knees against SABRINA. They both roll over, but as SABRINA tries to press the advantage, STAR strikes out with her legs, taking SABRINA down. She then kickflips to a standing position, and hits a leg drop. STAR then quickly mounts SABRINA while slapping her left and right. JET starts in with a four count when STAR finally gets off only to stand up and onto SABRINA'S hair. She then reaches down grabbing hold of SABRINA'S arms and yanks up on them causing SABRINA to scream out in pain. JET then right away pushes STAR off while yelling at her not to pull on hair. STAR then waits patiently as SABRINA begins getting back up to her feet when she comes back over and boots her in her stomach. She hooks her head and suplexes SABRINA right away with ease as she gets back up to her feet. STAR then points down at SABRINA taunting her and mocking her as she climbs up to the top rope when..... BAM!!!! STAR attempted for a simple moonsault but SABRINA managed to roll out of the way at the last moment somehow!!!! SABRINA now makes her way over and makes a pin cover on STAR as JET drops in, 1.... 2... and a kickout! SABRINA now gets back up to her feet picking up STAR with her as she hooks STAR'S head and hits a quick snap suplex. In continuing on however, SABRINA picks STAR right back up by her hair and picks her up with a backdrop when STAR suddenly reverses it with a backflip landing on her feet. STAR then shoves SABRINA across the ring to bounce off of the ropes when she comes back only to be caught with a sidekick straight to the face. STAR now drags SABRINA over to the corner where she picks her up and places her straight on top of the top turnbuckle. STAR then goes running back across the ring diagonally while posing briefly for the crowd before running back and jumping to the second rope and then up onto SABRINA'S shoulders when.... BLAM!!!!! STAR somehow maneuvered herself to fall backwards while laying SABRINA out cold nastily with an off the top rope face buster!!!! STAR quickly makes a pinfall cover while JET slides in, 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!! SABRINA and STAR both get back up to their feet as STAR immediately goes for a hard right hook but SABRINA ducks it and kicks STAR in her gut before taking her down with an inverted DDT. SABRINA getting back up to her feet looks back down at STAR seeing her hurting there laying on the ring mat looks back at the ropes decides to go running and jumping off of the bottom rope before turning in the air with a modified corkscrew spin when.... CRASH!!! STAR somehow moves out of the way just in time causing SABRINA to crash down on her stomach with no give!!! She yelps out in pain loudly as STAR begins getting back up now to her feet. STAR comes walking over with a sly grin on her face as she reaches down grabbing a hold of SABRINA by her hair as she lets out a scream in pain now. she leads her over to the corner by one of the steel ringposts before she starts smashing her face into it again and again and again! After doing so she lets go as she watches her fall flat on her back holding her face in pain now while then slowly climbing up onto the 2nd rope and sitting on the top rope. she then looks down on more time at SABRINA before jumping from the 2nd rope with a leg drop connecting it completely with SABRINA'S throat having her legs kick up into the air because of it. STAR wastes no time as she quickly makes a pinfall cover on her then, 1..... 2..... and a ....kickout! STAR now a little bit frustrated decides to get back up to her feet while yanking SABRINA up with her while now running her over to the side of the Steel Cage and throwing her face first into it! She bounces off hard and lands down on her knees holding her face as the crowd pops from seeing the Steel Cage used for what it is. STAR still wastes no time as she picks her right back up again and runs her across the ring smashing her face first into the Steel Cage wall again for a second time now. Upon SABRINA landing down onto her knees and then onto her stomach, blood can now be seen coming from her face as the camera zooms in. STAR stands there smiling as she then picks her up slowly be her hair one last time and goes behind with a waistlock. She drops down to her knees and snapmares her. She then bounces off the ropes and nails a dropkick to her shoulder blades. She bounces off the ropes again and nails a Senton splash. She taunts STAR showing her up a little. This frustrates her to no end and she responses by a quick poke to her eyes. she drops her down with a stunner. She is down on the mat and then gives her the chance to work on her legs. she begins to stomp on her right knee. She cries out and kicks at her with her left leg. she grabs a hold of her left leg and locks on a half Boston crab. SABRINA cries out in serious pain as STAR wretches that leg back as far as it would go without breaking. STAR lets up and heads over to the north side of the cage facing the rampway. she cracks her neck and begins her slow cocky climb. SABRINA shakes off the effects of the single leg Boston crab and runs over to STAR striking her in the kidneys with a right. She then pulls her off by the back of her pants. She bounces off the ropes but STAR flips onto her stomach forcing her to jump over her. She bounces off the ropes again but she is caught by STAR who lays her out with a jumping calf kick. she goes to her head and locks on a vicious chin lock that borders on a choke. SABRINA kicks STAR right in the face. She then drops her with a jaw breaker and then immediately following after that a fist drop straight to the face. STAR holds her nose as the pain is beginning to get to her. She points down at STAR and the crowd cheers because they know exactly what is coming up. SABRINA smiles and rears her leg back and kicks her square in the groin. STAR looks up at her and smiles. she taps her groin area indicating she is wearing a cup This time. she grabs her legs and brings her down with a double leg take down. she drops about four elbows to her chest causing serious pain to her breasts. she takes special sadistic glee in stomping the hell out of her chest area. She reaches up and nails her with a low blow. She then takes all of her strength and hits a back suplex on her. She heads for the top rope and looks down at her fallen enemy. She leaps off for a body splash but STAR moves out of the way causing her to land on her stomach and chest. Those were the areas that STAR injured last week. STAR grabs her by the shoulders and throws her shoulder first into the turnbuckle. she then grabs her by the hair and throws face first into the cage. STAR picks her up again and places her on her shoulders. she feels that it is time to end This whole thing once and for all, she hits a huge body slam! SABRINA seems to be coughing up blood from her internal injuries!! STAR begins to climb the cage! SABRINA isn’t getting up any time soon!! STAR stands atop the cage, then makes the descent down the other side! STAR is your NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!
NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION:
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- - Guest Ref: JET - -
Backstage, ZACH RIZZA is preparing for his match. CRIMSON KLINE walks into his open locker room door and stands face to face with RIZZA.
CRIMSON KLINE: Hello ZACH.
ZACH RIZZA: Uh, hey...boss. What's up?
CRIMSON KLINE: Oh, it's nothing bad.. I just want to let you know I have confidence in you tonight. This win is important not only for ZACH RIZZA and all your fans but for the XWC. If you win back your title, it will come to our show. We will prove once again that XWC Anarchy is going to be the flagship brand in XWF. If you win tonight, it is a win for ANARCHY. Not only will you be a title holder, but you will cement yourself as one of the top stars on the new ANARCHY. You will become a staple to the XWC brand and bring us to new horizons. I want you to go out there and show everyone that TONY CAPRETTI'S win was a fluke on MASSACRE. I know you can do it, ZACH.
ZACH RIZZA: Of course I can, because there's no one bigger than me. I am "Big Tyme" ZACH RIZZA, and I will be the first ever XWC X-Treme champion.
CRIMSON KLINE: Now that's what I like to hear! Get out there and kick CAPRETTI'S ass!
ZACH RIZZA gives a quick thumbs-up and darts out the door.
DING! DING! DING! The bell goes and HONKEY instantly goes for a grapple with BULL. BULL pulls away however, obviously taken aback by HONKEY’S strength. HONKEY goes for the grapple again but misses BULL who clobbers HONKEY in the face with a right fist. HONKEY falls over but quickly gets back up. BULL then Irish Whips HONKEY head first into the cage wall. BULL attempts to bring HONKEY to his feet, but HONKEY reverses it and performs a spectacular dropkick. BULL goes crashing into the cage wall. He holds his back in agony as HONKEY attempts the climb the cage. BULL sees HONKEY climbing; he grabs HONKEY’S legs and yanks them away from the cage. HONKEY lands face first into the canvas. BULL sees his opportunity and tries to escape out of the door, but HONKEY grabs his foot and gets BULL into a deadly Ankle Lock. BULL screams in pain as he tries to force HONKEY off his foot but it doesn’t work because HONKEY’S grip is so tight. BULL manages to find his way onto just one foot and continuously slaps HONKEY across the face. HONKEY reacts; he grabs BULL’S head and drives it into the cage wall. He does this to all 4 walls of the cage. BULL begins to bleed from the head. HONKEY attempts to climb the cage but IRON BULL shakes the cage and HONKEY falls off. BULL gets to his feet and brings HONKEY up on his knees and drives his foot into the face of HONKEY. HONKEY grabs IRON BULL’s foot and spins him around! HONKEY then quickly grabs hold of IRON BULL'S head and knees him straight in it sending him sprawling over onto the mat holding the side of his head. He continues on as he then walks over grabbing IRON BULL up by his hair and standing him on his feet before kicking him in his gut and hooking his head followed by lifting him up into the air taking a few steps back when he suddenly drops IRON BULL down with a front suplex. HONKEY now runs over towards the ropes and comes back while jumping and flipping with a leg drop to the back of IRON BULL'S head causing him to yell out in pain now. HONKEY however quickly gets up and goes walking over to the steel turnbuckle and begins taking off the top turnbuckle pad as IRON BULL slowly begins rolling back over onto his hands and knees now. He then turns his attention back to IRON BULL he walks over and finishes picking him up as he whips him across the ring. He then goes running and bouncing off of the ropes himself only to come back and take IRON BULL off of his feet again with a jumping right hand. And in quickly getting back up to his feet, HONKEY walks over hooking IRON BULL'S legs and sets himself positioned correctly as he then drops back throwing IRON BULL via catapult straight into the exposed steel turnbuckle!!! IRON BULL smashes down into it face first as he then falls over holding his face in pain as HONKEY rolls over to see if IRON BULL had been broke open or not and to no luck he hadn't. HONKEY then gets up with a look of more determination upon his face as he walks over grabbing up one of two barbed wire steel covered chairs. And with the barbed wire covering the back rest part of it he lifts it high up into the air now as he waits now sighting up IRON BULL as he is slowly beginning to get back up now. Upon IRON BULL standing all the way up now HONKEY comes running over in an attempt to hit IRON BULL right across his face, is adverted by IRON BULL ducking it and kicking HONKEY in his gut causing him to drop the chair right before he DDTs him on it!!! The ref then slides in to check on both men as IRON BULL now begins getting to his feet first. He walks over grabbing up the steel folding chair as he walks back over to HONKEY now hovering over him as he slowly begins getting to his hands and knees. IRON BULL then smashes the barbed wire steel folding chair over his back causing HONKEY to scream out in pain as he drops down flat to the mat. IRON BULL still showing no mercy continues on doing so again and again and again until he finally just drops the chair off to the side to see if HONKEY had broke open yet.... and still yet nothing either!!! IRON BULL, now really irritated, by this walks over and grabs up the second one barbed wire steel folding chair and lays it flat in the middle of the ring next to the other one as he goes back to begin picking up HONKEY. He leads him over to the chairs and stands atop of them when he kicks HONKEY in his stomach and hooks his head when.... BAM!!! Somehow out of nowhere HONKEY managed to flip IRON BULL over him in reversing his move!!! HONKEY then slowly reaches down grabbing a hold of IRON BULL'S legs picking IRON BULL high up into the air and getting him into position when.... SLAM!!!! HONKEY just Stranded At Sea DDTed IRON BULL straight onto them!!!! He drops down falling over in exhaustion thinking that IRON BULL had been broken open as IRON BULL rolls over off of them now just laying there in pain, but no yet no avail had he been broke open!!! HONKEY gets up not believing his eyes over this taunts IRON BULL in his face as he then picks IRON BULL back up to his feet now while hooking his head when..... CRASH!!!! HONKEY just Stranded At Sea DDTed IRON BULL AGAIN!! BULL is out cold and HONKEY is exasperated but finds enough strength to try and climb the steel wall of the cage, very slowly. HONKEY keeps going but stops every now and then to get is breath back. HONKEY reaches the top of the cage. He looks to climb down but instead he begins to pose for the crowd, strutting about on top of the cage, however he doesn’t realize that BULL is now on his feet and he also begins to climb the cage, quite a bit faster than HONKEY did. He reaches the top and punches HONKEY in the back of the head. HONKEY wobbles but stays steady, BULL punches him again and HONKEY stumbles backwards, BULL then grabs HONKEY by the head and throws him back into the ring, but as HONKEY hits the mat, it makes the ring shake violently making BULL fall off the cage as well, but fortunately for him the other way and he came crashing down onto the concrete floor outside. IRON BULL is the new XWF HART CHAMPION!
NEW HART CHAMPION:
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- - X-Treme Cage Match - -
CONNOLLY and DYNAMITE stand face to face inside the steel, when the referee
calls for the bell and the match begins. Both men stand nose to nose with
each other trying to psych the other out, when DYNAMITE makes the first move
nailing CONNOLLY with a hard right hand. DYNAMITE nails CHRISTIAN with three
hard right hands to the jaw, but CONNOLLY just breaks out into a smile and
takes DYNAMITE down to the mat with a single shot. DYNAMITE jumps back to
his feet and is knocked back to the mat with another hard right hand.
DYNAMITE gets up again and ducks another shot from CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY as he catches him coming back with a blow to the gut. CONNOLLY grabs his gut
and DYNAMITE whips CONNOLLY off the ropes and catches him coming back with a spinning sidewalk slam. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE pulls CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY to his feet and slams him down in a scoop slam. DYNAMITE lays into CONNOLLY with several hard kicks to the ribs sending him rolling back against the steel.
DYNAMITE pulls CONNOLLY up between the ring ropes and the cage and begins to press CONNOLLY's head against the steel in an attempt to bust him open.
CONNOLLY puts his hands up between his face and the mesh and elbows DYNAMITE in the side off the head. DYNAMITE slips back as CONNOLLY jumps up onto the ropes and comes down catching DYNAMIC DYNAMITE with a flying clothesline. CONNOLLY pulls himself to his feet and grabs a hold of his neck. CHRISTIAN shakes it off as DYNAMITE gets to his feet and CONNOLLY grabs DYNAMITE and takes him down to the mat with a DDT. CONNOLLY climbs to the top rope and calls for a splash, but DYNAMITE scouts it and jumps to his feet and up onto the top rope. DYNAMITE hooks CONNOLLY up and takes him down with a hard, high impact superplex. Both men are laid out as the referee counts them out... CONNOLLY begins to move... DYNAMITE begins to move as CONNOLLY use the ropes to pull himself up... DYNAMITE manages to barely get to his feet. CONNOLLY grabs DYNAMITE, but DYNAMITE counters with a hard uppercut and sets CHRISTIAN up... CONNOLLY begins to move and rolls over onto his stomach.. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY is back to his feet!! DYNAMITE pulls CONNOLLY over towards him and slams him down to the mat with a spiked powerbomb, again landing CONNOLLY on his injured neck.. CONNOLLY begins to twitch... CONNOLLY drags himself over towards the ropes and attempts to pull himself up... CHRISTIAN makes it to his feet. CONNOLLY turns around and DYNAMITE goes an X-Rated, but CHRISTIAN slips out and takes DYNAMITE down with a German Suplex, but he holds on... DYNAMITE uses the ring ropes to pull himself up and turns around straight into a Superkick!... DYNAMITE again uses the ropes to pull himself up. CONNOLLY grabs DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE by the hair and throws him face first into the steel cage wall, and
then throws him into the opposite one! CONNOLLY smiles as a laceration
appears on the top of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE's forehead. CHIRSTIAN takes DYNAMITE down to the mat with a Heart Attack! DYNAMITE begins to get to his feet.. DYNAMITE is up and CONNOLLY charges at him, but DYNAMITE counters and sends CONNOLLY into the steel! DYNAMITE hooks CONNOLLY in a reverse DDT position... DYNAMITE smiles as CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY is still yet to move... CONNOLLY KIPS UP!! DYNAMITE's smile fades as CONNOLLY takes him down with a hard clothesline. CONNOLLY pulls DYNAMITE up and.. WHAM!!... RATINGS GRABBER FROM TWENTY FEET IN THE AIR!! CONNOLLY AND DYNAMITE JUMP UP SIMULTANEOUSLY!!... CONNOLLY is on one knee!! HE WILL NOT DIE!! DYNAMITE picks him up the rest of the way and starts wailing on him, wearing himself out in th process!!
CONNOLLY and DYNAMITE are battling it out, each one exhausted from their match and its brutality. CONNOLLY gets the upper hand in a battle of right hands and whips DYNAMITE into the ropes. DOUBLE D comes file back and CONNOLLY side steps, grabbing DYNAMITES head and added enough momentum to send DYNAMITE into the steel cage. DYNAMITE is barely moving as CHRISTIAN signals for the CROWNING GLORY! If he hits this move, the match will be over! He locks it in, jumps up and lands! DYNAMITE is dropped right on top of his head. He could be paralyzed! CONNOLLY slowly gets to his feet as the referee starts counting.... It appears as though this could be the match, when all of a sudden the lights go out. The crowd starts to BOO as a voice booms over the PM system, interrupting the match.
CONNOLLY… I warned you, tonight is your night. TONIGHT I feel return and everyone will see what happens to you first hand. You took what I had, and now it’s time I repay the favor.
All of a sudden the lights come back on and DYNAMITE is propped into the corner, positioned so he can’t fall over! He can’t be counted to ten, because he’s not on his back! CONNOLLY looks at DYNAMITE in confusion. The crowd booing in unison as a man stands behind CONNOLLY armed with a lead pipe. CHRISTIAN slowly turns around and half way there is met with a pipe to his temple. The man taunts as he does it, the camera finally getting a go shot…
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- - Last Man Standing Cage Match - -
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CAGEPLEX! THAT'S IRONY FOR YOU! CONNOLLY jumps to the top rope, but doesn't jump off, instead he looks up at the top of the cage. CHRISTIAN climbs to the top of the cage and looks down at DYNAMIC DYNAMITE...
NO!!...
DON'T DO IT!!...
Both men are down and look to be out cold!!...
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DYNAMIC DYNAMITE nails CHRISTIAN with a hard right hand and goes for hard right, but CONNOLLY ducks and attempts a dragon sleeper, but DYNAMITE counters into a dragon sleeper position of his own and he locks in the Menage-A-Trois!! CONNOLLY begins to fade very quickly, DYNAMITE continues to wrench away as CONNOLLY seems to be KO'ed but DYNAMIC DYNAMITE still won't let go!! DYNAMITE bends CHRISTIAN's neck right back and then lets go to let the ref begin the count..
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It’s…
NO WAY!!
IT’S FORMER UNIVERSAL CHAMPION ANDREW GIBSON!
The crowd is booing like crazy starting a “GIBSON SUCKS” chant, as he continues his head down. After a few pipe shots to the ribs, it’s confirmed that CONNOLLY is unconscious. That doesn't seem to stop GIBSON though, as he lifts CHRISTIAN into the air, only to deliver a massive power bomb into the steel cage. Blood is pouring from CONNOLLY’s head as he lays limp. DYNAMITE is slowly starting to come to. GIBSON hits CONNOLLY with the Dagger Cutter, straight onto the pipe sending CONNOLLY head first, busting him open even deeper! The crowd is booing loud!
GIBSON: Start the count!
TEN!!
IT'S OVER!!
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DYNAMITE wins the match and it’s all because of GIBSON’S return after nearly a year of being away! What the hell is he doing back, and what problems does he have with CONNOLLY? GIBSON heads up the ramp without another word, watching the cage the whole time..
The cameras cut to the parking lot to show RIZZA brawling with reigning X-Treme Champion TONY CAPRETTI. RIZZA whips CAPRETTI onto a car and TONY's head and back bounces off the windshield as it shatters and TONY falls into the front seat. RIZZA begins to smile when VICTOR comes from nowhere and begins nailing RIZZA with hard right hands to the back of the head. GILLEAN grabs RIZZA and bounces his face off the hood of a car. GILLEAN scoops RIZZA up and slams him down across the hood of the car. GILLEAN smiles, but as she starts to turn around...WHAM!! TONY CAPRETTI just ran into him with that car! And just like that, GILLEAN IS OUT!! TONY grabs RIZZA and drags him towards the arena parking lot entrance. TONY smashes RIZZA's head across the door and then opens the door slamming it into RIZZA's face. TONY pulls RIZZA into the arena with him and goes to whip him into a drinks machine, but RIZZA counters and sends CAPRETTI crashing into the machine. RIZZA makes his way down the hall, but stumbles on the wet floor as she misses the 'Slippery Surface' sign. CAPRETTI is up and comes charging down the halls at RIZZA, but she too slips up and takes away RIZZA's feet from under him. RIZZA screams in pain as she twists his ankle. TONY pulls RIZZA up and throws him through a curtain leading out into the fans. TONY looks towards the cage which is around six hundred fans away! TONY catches RIZZA with a hard shot to the jaw, sending him reeling back into the fans, who lift him up and begin passing him down towards the cage.
CAPRETTI looks worried as he tries to push his way through the fans. RIZZA is halfway to the ring, when TONY cuts the fans off and pulls RIZZA to his feet and goes for the right hand, but RIZZA blocks and nails a right hand of his own. TONY grabs his jaw as he heads towards the cage, but is quickly followed by RIZZA who takes him down with a hard clothesline to the back of the head. RIZZA grabs CAPRETTI by the hair and drags him towards the ring, when TONY counters with several shots to the gut of RIZZA. TONY grabs RIZZA by the hair and throws him over the guardrail into ringside. TONY jumps up onto the guardrail and comes off catching RIZZA with a clothesline. CAPRETTI goes for the door, but RIZZA grabs onto CAPRETTI and whips him back first into the barricade. RIZZA starts kicking and punching at the wheeling CAPRETTI. CAPRETTIblocks a foot from RIZZA and pushes him backwards to the cage, as CAPRETTI leaps into the air and kicks RIZZA bouncing his head backwards hitting the cage! RIZZA stumbles out as CAPRETTI quickly clotheslines RIZZA. RIZZA gets right back up, as CAPRETTI turns and goes for another clothesline, but RIZZA ducks and grabs the back of CAPRETTI's head, and drops him with a neckbreaker! Both RIZZA and CAPRETTI are out!
RIZZA shows some movement, as does CAPRETTI, they seem tired and exhausted in this fast pace race to the place, to the cage, in thearena. CAPRETTI rolls to the audience to the crowd and pulls himself up, and RIZZA rolls to the ring, and pulls himself up on the cage. RIZZA spins, and CAPRETTI looks over to RIZZA, and charges him. RIZZA sidesteps and throws CAPRETTI into the cage, as CAPRETTI bounces backwards RIZZA moves to grab CAPRETTI, but CAPRETTI grabs RIZZA and drops him with a belly-to-belly suplex. TONY pulls himself up and pulls RIZZA up as well, but RIZZA quickly counters and sends CAPRETTI crashing into the steel cage itself. RIZZA spears TONY into the guardrail. RIZZA gets to his feet and raises his hands in the air to a loud hoard of cheers. RIZZA grabs TONY up, but suddenly TONY counters and lifts RIZZA onto his shoulders... RIDE FROM ROME INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!! RIZZA is down!!! TONY looks up at the cage, and grabs onto the chain link to begin climbing! The crowd is cheering and screaming at RIZZA to get up! TONY is about a third of the way up, and RIZZA is barely moving! The fans are shouting RIZ-ZA!! RIZ-ZA!! RIZ-ZA!! RIZ-ZA!! TONY is almost to the top!! WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES VICTOR GILLEAN!! VICTOR is back, and he’s running with a limp down the ramp! TONY sees him, but continues the climb! VICTOR leaps onto the cage right below TONY and starts to climb, grabbing TONY’s boot! TONY can’t get into the cage!! RIZZA is slowly getting to this feet as TONY tries to kick VICTOR off, but VOCTOR is holding on tight, using TONY’s body as a ladder and climbing up TONY’s body to get to the top! TONY and VICTOR are now both clinging to the top of the cage, but neither man is letting the other make the swing over the top!! RIZZA is up to one knee.. TONY and VICTOR are elbowing each other in the face, but neither man is giving up!! TONY swings a leg over the top, and VICTOR manages to do the same, even after his earlier accident! TONY and VICTOR are now balancing on the top of the cage wall, and the start battling to their feet! RIZZA is up, but still woozy as the crowd screams at him to look up at the action on top of the cage!!
ZACH finally sees the top of the cage, where VICTOR and TONY are now standing up and duking it out!! RIZZA slowly heads up the cage and gets to the top, while TONY and VICTOR both struggle to get inside the ring! ZACH grabs them both by the ankle and YANKS!! VICTOR and TONY both fall down flat and straddle the top of the cage hard!! CROTCH KILL!! The crowd cheers as RIZZA grabs them both and tosses them off the cage one at a time!! VICTOR and TONY crash down to the mat below and ZACH flops over the wall and falls into the cage!! He’s DONE IT!!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION:
vs.
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- - "Race To The Cage" Match - -
CRIMSON KLINE is at his desk, finishing off some paper work for this weeks XWC ANARCHY. Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door.
KLINE: Well! If it isn’t my newest titleholder! Come in.
IRON BULL walks in.
KLINE: Take a seat.
IRON BULL: No.
KLINE: Okay… How can I help you?
IRON BULL: I’d like to talk to JONATHYN.
KLINE: You can’t, he’s injured, remember?
IRON BULL: Ok, you’ll do.
IRON BULL grabs a handful of CRIMSON KLINE’S shirt.
IRON BULL: NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO TRADE ME TO ANOTHER BRAND, AT LEAST TELL ME!!
KLINE: HEY! HANDS OFF, CHAMP! YOU WON THE TITLE TONIGHT, AND I’M GLAD. I’M GLAD YOU BEAT THAT REJECT HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE, BUT YOU’RE MY TALENT NOW, AND I’LL STRIP YOU OF THAT TITLE JUST AS FAST AS YOU WON IT.
IRON BULL lets go of CRIMSON KLINE and slumps back into a chair.
KLINE: Now, what objections do you have to being a XWC superstar?
IRON BULL: I’m XWF born and bred. I can’t imagine working for another fed except XWF. But seeing as I am an employee in this company, I have to obey orders. I will go to XWC…
IRON BULL gets off the chair and begins to walk to the door. As he reaches the door, he turns around and gives CRIMSON KLINE a hard stare.
IRON BULL: …But don’t expect me to be happy about it by any stretch of the imagination.
IRON BULL exits. CRIMSON KLINE straightens himself up, shakes his head and carries on with his work.
MC TERRIBLE, SAVIOR, JR BLAKE, and SCOTT YOUNG are standing in the middle of the ring. They look up as the Devil’s Playground makes its descent. SCOTT YOUNG grins while the others await anxiously. The cage has fully descended and contains various kinds of weapons including tables, chairs, a steel pipe, a chainsaw, a plate glass window and a ladder. The referee plugs the cage in and a humming fills the arena. JR BLAKE and SCOTT YOUNG prepare to fight, but MC and SAVIOR point behind them. SCOTT and JR turn around to see two 7-footers walking down the aisle. The rim of the cage bursts into flames and the referee calls for the bell. MC and SAVIOR attack from behind with forearm shots. JR and SCOTT turn around and trade punches with MC and SAVIOR. SCOTT knees SAVIOR in the stomach and then elbows him to the back of the head. MC dropkicks JR, sending him staggering backwards towards the cage. SAVIOR DDT’s SCOTT. MC charges towards JR and jumps. JR moves out of the way and MC flies towards the cage. SAVIOR quickly grabs MC’s leg and pulls him away. SCOTT clotheslines SAVIOR from behind. JR walks over to the cage wall and carefully yanks down the ladder. JR drops it after getting shocked, but shakes it off and picks the ladder back up. JR walks over to MC and just drops the ladder onto MC’s head. SCOTT elbow drops SAVIOR’s spine while JR sets up the ladder. SCOTT calls for a chair and JR retrieves it. SAVIOR stands up as JR drops the chair for SCOTT. SCOTT catches it in mid-air and brings it down on SAVIOR’s head, but it doesn’t get as much force as SCOTT wanted. SCOTT raises the chair to strike SAVIOR, but SAVIOR elbows SCOTT in the nose, causing SCOTT to bleed. SAVIOR snatches the chair and jabs it into SCOTT’s ribs. SAVIOR, then, raises the chair and brings it down hard onto the back of SCOTT’s head, busting him open. JR yanks another chair off the cage. MC is starting to get up and is on all fours. JR leaps off the ladder, putting the steel chair under his legs. JR leg drops the chair into the back of MC’s neck and head! SAVIOR turns to JR, who is standing up, and cracks the chair over JR’s head. SAVIOR helps MC up. JR struggles to get to his feet and SCOTT is trying to stand up behind JR. MC and SAVIOR double dropkick JR right into SCOTT, who falls backwards into the cage. The lights in the arena flicker and SCOTT seizes while being electrocuted! The barbed wire on the cage rips into SCOTT’s back and blood flows out of the wounds. The crowd is going crazy! JR turns around and pulls SCOTT from the cage, but gets jolted for his efforts. JR turns back around and sees MC and SAVIOR with chairs in their hands. MC smacks the chair into JR’s leg, causing JR to falls to his knees. MC and SAVIOR double dropkick the chairs into JR’s skull, busting him open. The ref starts to count. 1... SAVIOR is the first to get to his feet. she looks down at SCOTT then yanks down the last table and sets it up. SAVIOR sets the ladder up and then pulls SCOTT off the mat. SAVIOR climbs the ladder and drags SCOTT with him. SAVIOR reaches the top and hooks SCOTT’s head between his thighs. SAVIOR hooks SCOTT’s arms and hoists him up. SAVIOR hits the Saving Grace from the top of the ladder and through the table! The referee counts. 1... 10! The tag team champs have done it! The referee signals for the bell and unplugs the cage. The Devil’s Playground ascends towards the rafter and EMT’s rush down to the ring with stretchers. EMT’s load SAVIOR, MC, JR BLAKE and SCOTT YOUNG onto stretchers and wheel them out while the ring crew clears the debris from the ring.
STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
vs.
- - Devil's Playground Match - -
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JR manages to stand up. Scott is also up. MC and SAVIOR, who have the plate glass window laid across the steel chairs, double DDT JR. They champs grabs SCOTT and set him up. MC and SAVIOR attempt a double suplex, but SCOTT blocks it by hooking his leg around MC’s. MC and SAVIOR try again and again fail. They let SCOTT go and SCOTT pokes MC in the eye. SCOTT quickly grabs SAVIOR’s throat and without hesitation, chokeslams SAVIOR through the glass! Shards fly up and fall back down onto SAVIOR. MC is at the top of the ladder. she grabs a table and lets it fall to the mat. MC jumps off the ladder and deliver the Up and Over onto SCOTT. MC walks over to JR and picks him up. MC connects with a martial arts kick combo then sidewalk slams JR to the mat. MC walks over to SAVIOR to make sure she isn’t dead. SCOTT sees a chair lying beside him and she grabs it. SCOTT makes his way to his feet and walks over to MC and SAVIOR. MC looks up and Signature Chair Shot! MC gets busted open. The referee counts. 1...
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SAVIOR is on his feet! SCOTT drops the chair and kicks SAVIR in the gut. SCOTT hooks SAVIOR’s head between his thighs for the Atomic Bomb! SAVIOR reverses it and back body drops SCOTT onto the broken glass. The glass cuts into SCOTT’s already cut up back. SAVIOR goes over to the table and sets it up. SCOTT is back up and staggers backwards towards SAVIOR. SAVIOR hooks SCOTT’s waste and German suplexes SCOTT through the table. JR is on his feet and throws a chair at SAVIOR. JR steps forward and hits the Picture Perfect! JR celebrates and doesn’t realize that MC is back on his feet. MC hits the Pimp Twist but MC and JR are too close to the cage and they both fall right into it! The lights flicker again as MC and JR get electrocuted! The crowd is on their feet and nobody is sitting down! JR and MC TERRIBLE manage to roll away from the cage. SAVIOR stumbles to his feet and looks up. SAVIOR sees the chainsaw and thinks for a moment. SAVIOR scales the ladder and grabs the chainsaw. SAVIOR tries to turn himself around and is met with a steel pipe to the head by SCOTT, who ascended the ladder. The pipe shot causes SAVIOR to drops the chainsaw, which lands beside the table. SAVIOR and SCOTT trade punches at the top of the ladder. The ladder begins to rock from side to side. A hard right hand by SAVIOR makes SCOTT lose his balance. SCOTT grabs the ladder to regain his balance, but she only succeeds in tipping the ladder. Both men fall off the ladder! SAVIOR crashes through the table and SCOTT lands head-first onto the chainsaw. MC slowly crawls to the chainsaw and then pulls the cord! The loud buzzing of the chainsaw fills the arena as the chainsaw rips into SCOTT’s head and chest. Blood splatters all over the place and with every ounce of strength she has, SCOTT manages to roll off the chainsaw. MC is on his knees and JR is on his feet. JR runs towards MC, but MC drop toeholds JR onto the chainsaw. The chainsaw rips the flesh off of JR’s face. JR pushes himself off, but holds onto the handle of the chainsaw. MC moves in to pick JR up, but JR turns onto his back and cuts MC’s face with the chainsaw. JR drops the chainsaw and gets up. she stumbles to the cage and pulls down two tables. JR sets the tables up on top of each other. JR turns around and MC chokeslam powerbombs him. MC picks JR up and lays him across the top table. MC signals for the 7-footers to unplug the cage. One 7-footer does this while the other grabs the referee. MC tests the cage and is satisfied that the electricity is off. MC climbs the cage, cutting his hands on the barbed wire. MC stops near the top and looks at the fire. MC looks back down JR and then at the Tag Team title belts at the time keeper’s table. MC takes a book of matches from his tights and lights them up using the fire. MC tosses the book of matches onto the tables, setting them ablaze with JR still on them! MC takes a deep breath and climbs up to the top of the cage. MC’s legs immediately catch fire and MC quickly leaps off the cage, delivering a huge splash onto JR that sends both of them crashing through the stacked flaming tables!! The 7-footers back away from the cage, allowing the referee to plug the cage back in. SAVIOR is on his feet and is gets ready to pounce on SCOTT. SCOTT stands up and SAVIOR runs at him. SAVIOR hits a flying Lou Thesz press that sends both men into the cage! SAVIOR gets his first taste of electrocution while SCOTT gets his second! All four men are lying on the mat, bleeding from every part of their body! The crowd is in utter disbelief at the carnage they see before them.
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BONECRUSHER calmly pins RIZZA, as a ref that BONE brought along comes running up!
1...2...THREE!!!
The fans cheer as BONECRUSHER now grabs the title, standing to his feet. BONE stares down at the former champ, then walks into the building without a word, X-TREME title in hand. The camera then goes back to the former champ and fades to the ring as he lay on the ground bleeding.
The bell goes and the two hungry competitors start. RIGG goes for the grapple on COLLINS and successfully locks it first time around. RIGG pushes him back into the corner and knees him in the gut. RIGG attempts to Irish Whip COLLINS into the opposite corner, but COLLINS reverses it and RIGG goes running into the turnbuckle instead. COLLINS charges at RIGG and successfully connects with a deadly Clothesline, knocking RIGG over the ropes. RIGG’S body hits the steel cage on the other side of the ropes. COLLINS then goes for an early attempt at climbing all three cages to get the contract. RIGG begins to squirm and she sees COLLINS climbing. RIGG jumps up, grabs COLLINS feet and yanks them away. COLLINS hits the mat face first and holds his nose in agony. RIGG attempts to climb himself, but then goes against the idea. RIGG brings COLLINS to his feet by his hair and scoops him up onto his shoulder. RIGG then goes charging into one side of the cage and COLLINS head bounces off. RIGG then scoops him up again and begins to charge at the opposite cage wall but COLLINS wriggles away and pushes RIGG into the cage wall. RIGG crushes into the cage and falls back. COLLINS picks RIGG up and slams him into the cage, RIGG staggers back and COLLINS pushes him into the edge of the ring, RIGG steps forward, arching his back in obvious pain and COLLINS throws him into the cage again. RIGG doesn’t even know where she is as COLLINS grabs his hand and slings him into the ring steps with a loud crash. COLLINS smiles as she grabs RIGG by the hair and slowly picks the injured man up. Suddenly, RIGG breaks COLLINS’ hold, kicks him in the gut and follows through with a quick DDT! Both men are down. The ref starts a ten count as RIGG rolls over to the cage and uses it to get to his feet. RIGG drives COLLINS’ face into the steel mesh and then begins grinding it back and forth, you can actually see skin being left on the cage. RIGG throws COLLINS down onto the floor and drops an elbow on him. RIGG begins repeatedly slamming COLLINS’ head off the ground! RIGG picks him up and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep right into the steel cage! RIGG picks COLLINS up again but is stopped in his tracks by a low blow. she drops to his knees looking at the ref who just shrugs. With a burst of energy RIGG bounces off the ropes on the far side of the ring and dives into COLLINS with the RAGE! COLLINS is crumpled over in pain!! RIGG is down as well, catching his breath after putting everything she had into that last spear. COLLINS tries to find the ropes to get himself up onto his feet. she slowly walks over to RIGG and picks him up.. WINNER:
WORLD TITLE
Number One Contender
vs.
- - Triple Cage Match - -
COLLINS whips RIGG across the ring sending him bouncing off the ropes. Upon the way back though COLLINS flips RIGG up over him causing him to land down hard upon his back. Right away though, COLLINS jumps down mounting RIGG and starts beginning to lay it into him again this time with left and rights. The ref lets him do so until after a count of 4 she yells at COLLINS to get off. Upon doing so she waits as RIGG rolls over and slowly begins to get up. No sooner than RIGG gets up though, COLLINS comes running and hooks RIGG in a swinging neck breaker. COLLINS then right away gets back up to his feet and goes running over climbing up to the top rope and turns his attention to RIGG. she then jumps off with a huge leg drop right across RIGG' throat!!! RIGG Is hurting!! COLLINS capitalizes on this by standing back up and laughing as she begins to choke him out with his foot!! RIGG writhes around, spluttering in pain.
COLLINS keeps doing this until RIGG has stopped moving around.
RIGG has been choked out!!
COLLINS then goes to climb the cage.
RIGG doesn’t move.
COLLINS carries on climbing and climbing and climbing. RIGG doesn’t move.
COLLINS reaches the top of the first cage and begins to climb the second cage.
RIGG now begins to move and she rolls over onto his back. COLLINS carries on climbing the second cage; his hands are getting weary from grasping at so much steel whilst climbing. RIGG then begins to climb after COLLINS!! RIGG is doing it much faster than COLLINS did; he’s already onto the second cage! COLLINS stops for a moment to regain some stamina, but notices RIGG eagerly climbing after him. COLLINS starts up again and reaches the top of the third cage. COLLINS tries to find a way to grab the contract, but RIGG makes one big lunge at COLLINS’ foot. she grabs hold of it before COLLINS get the contract. COLLINS begins to try and kick RIGG off, but RIGG stays where is she is. But out of nowhere, RIGG grabs both feet of COLLINS and yanks them down. COLLINS falls down and a few feet but manages to grab hold of the cage. COLLINS is hanging from the cage by his fingertips. His hands are raw red and bloody from grabbing so much steel. RIGG begins to stamp on COLLINS’ fingers. COLLINS protests but RIGG isn’t listening. she stamps on one hand and it lets go. COLLINS IS HANGING FROM ONE HAND! RIGG stamps on the other one three times. COLLINS hand begins to slip and before she knows it, COLLINS goes crashing down onto the mat. she canvas has literally broken in half from COLLINS’ fall. RIGG reaches over to the hanging contract...
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.AND GETS IT!! He kisses the contract and tries to find a way down from the top of the cage..
..He looks down at COLLINS’ lifeless body..
..and LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP OF ALL THREE CAGES...
HOLY S***!
..He flies through the air and connects with a HUGE Elbow Drop. RIGG COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS ELBOW AND COLLINS’ DAMN NECK! But all the same, the bell goes and BIGG RIGG JOHN GAMBINO has won the Triple Cage Match and the WORLD TITLE shot at AUTUMN IN HELL! But WHO WILL HE FACE?
After a few moments of huge cheers and lifeless bodies at the bottom of the cage, BIGG RIGG struggles to get up, and Aidan COLLINS slowly rolls under the ring, grasping something from underneath. He's moving his arms around like he can't seem to find what it is, he's looking for. Then, all of a sudden, a huge smile cracks on COLLINS’ face.
POOF!!
He pulls out a baseball bat! COLLINS has a bat!
He walks over to the dazed RIGG, grabs his head by the hair, and flips him the bird. He rears back, no!!
No! He won't do it, he can't!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD, HE'S GETTING IN A BASEBALL STANCE!
HE'S GOING TO SWING!
Suddenly, two masked men in full commando gear come repelling down from the rafters!! Who the hell is this? Thy grab the bat from out of COLLINS’ hands! The one who grabbed the bat uses it to pound COLLINS square in the gut, causing him to double over!!
They are laying a beating down on Aidan COLLINS! He's a bloody wreck!
The two men walk over to the fallen RIGG, draping him over the guardrail.
Then... the larger man in a mask, grips the baseball bat from the canvas, pointing it at the
upturned RIGG, whose completely out of it!
RIGG DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING!
OH MY GOD, HE'S NOT! LOOK AT THIS! THE MASKED MEN HAVE BOTH GRABBED an end of the baseball bat! They're going to bulldoze BIGG RIGG!
They both flip BIGG RIGG the middle finger, and begin running at him!
THEY'RE ALMOST THERE!
BUT...
WHITE SMOKE! WHITE SMOKE! IT'S THE WHITE SMOKE!
ALL OF A SUDDEN, SMOKE POURS INTO THE RING FROM THE RAFTERS, COMPLETELY COVERING THE ACTION.
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO RIGG? WHAT ABOUT COLLINS?
The clouds of smoke begin to dissipate, and... wait!
Wait!
It's that man! The man from the rafters!
And he's got the two masked men by the throats! Their eyes are bulging out of their heads, as the man, with one of their necks in either hand, begins walking forward. His white cloak drags along the canvas, as his hood shields his face from our vision.
The two men are backpedaling, as BIGG RIGG falls to the ground, relieved.
In the center of the ring now, with smoke at their feet, the two men look at their adversary. They can see his face, it's obvious. They both stare at him, their eyes reddening, as their skin blanches.
The cloaked figure merely stares at them, at the baseball bat on the ground, and begins laughing as he shouts out to the crowd, firing them up. His shrieks are maddening, feral.
What.. what is this? The masked men are now... now giving the cloaked man the middle finger!
MY GOD!
OH MY GOD, IT'S...
T MONEY AND SEWASIDE!!!
IT'S THE BLOOD HOUNDS! IT HAS TO BE!!
The cloaked figure is laughing, the Bloodhounds now let out strangled cries however, as they too begin chuckling, looking at each other through quickly strangled eyes, laughing at the absurdity of the moment.
ALL THREE MEN ARE CHUCKLING! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME!!!????
The cloaked figure merely bends his wrist, forcing the Bloodhounds to look at each other, his steel grip not being fought off at all. The two Blood Hounds look at each other, smirking... still, bubbles of laughter coming forth.
However, all three men stop laughing at once... as SMOKE! MY GOD, THE SMOKE IS EVERYWHERE! A HUGE VORTEX OF SMOKE JUST SHOT DOWN FROM THE CEILING, EVERYONE IS ENGULFED! NOTHING IS VISIBLE!
All we begin hearing are screams, violent horrible screams, and then...
Nothing.
When the smoke clears, where there were three men, there stands only one, with smoke traveling upwards, completely avoiding him. It's as if this man controls the smoke with his very thoughts. Blood is dripping off his white cloak, onto the canvas.
His back is to us.
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLOODHOUNDS?
THEY JUST... VANISHED??!!
WHAT THE HELL!
WHAT DID THIS MAN DO TO THE BLOOD HOUNDS!!??
Just then... silence echoes around the arena, as the man's hood falls backward, revealing gray-white hair peaking just below his chin.
The man begins turning around...
OH....
MY....
GOD.........
THERE’S NO WAY! THIS MAN WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE LOST IT! HE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN IN ANY TYPE
OF RING, EVER AGAIN!
MY GOD.... THIS IS GOING TO SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF THE XWF, TO IT'S CORE!
IT'S...
The silence around the arena still continues, as the camera pans in on the bloodied, violent eyes of the man formerly known as 'The Sickness', however running down the white cloak now, reads something entirely different.
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THURSDAY NIGHTS
COMING SEPTEMBER 28
The show returns with STEVE SAYORS in the backstage area with a mic in hand.
STEVE SAYORS: What a wild night it has been! And I am now standing here with the legendary...BONECRUSHER!!
The fans cheer as the camera now pulls back to reveal BONE standing next to STEVE SAYORS, with the X-TREME title, which he had won earlier in the night, draped over his shoulder.
STEVE SAYORS: BONECRUSHER, first off, I would like to be among the many to welcome you back to the XWF. It's been a long time.
BONECRUSHER: It's been too long. Sitting at home, wondering what happened. What happened to all those glory days when BONECRUSHER ran rampant in the XWF. So here I am. Last call for alcohol!! This is the final show! I came back for one last dance with the XWF! And I'll determine when XWF has had too much of me. Too much destruction and chaos. I'll determine when they can't handle me no more. And I'll show all these newbie wrestlers just who the toughest, most crazy S.O.B. is in the history of XWF, just as I had done so long ago!! But, this time around, it's no holds barred with B.C. Anything and everything goes.
Another cheer from the fans, and a BONECRUSHER chant starts up.
STEVE SAYORS: That's all great, but many have to wonder how you'll fair with the new talent XWF has to offer today. One of them being the former X-TREME ch...
There's a sudden loud crashing noise, from the heavy piping stacked twenty feet high next to where BONE is being interviewed.
STEVE SAYORS: WATCH OUT!!
STEVE SAYORS dives out of the way, as the heavy piping comes crashing, and rolling down, deafening the backstage area. The camera jumps about as the cameraman dives out of the way as well. The picture finally settles, and we see BONECRUSHER laid out, bruised and bloodied, with piping laid on top of him. The camera then pans to the top of where the piping used to be stacked, and we see the former X-Treme champ, ZACH RIZZA, whom BONE had attacked earlier, standing there. He climbs down and jumps atop the piping laying on BONE. A referee jumps in, and counts!!! 1.. 2.. THREE!!! RIZZA wins the title back again from BONE!!. Fishing his title out of the rubble of piping, he walks off, but not before spitting in the face of the unconscious BONECRUSHER. The scene fades as we hear STEVE SAYORS yelling for help.
With MIKE RABOIN already in the ring, BOONDOCK SAINT's personal ring announcer is suddenly spotlighted above the cage on the catwalk. He has a long list with him and it is another BOONDOCK SAINT ring intro.
RYAN STEVENS: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the first ever Snakes in a Cage match and it is for the XWC World Heavyweight Championship. There are a lot of snakes in this cage, but here is a list of snakes that will not bite the BOONDOCK SAINT...
CORAL SNAKE, TIMBER RATTLER, COPPERHEAD, BUSHMASTER, BLACK MAMBA, COTTONMOUTH, SIDEWINDER, KING COBRA, GARTER SNAKE, ANACONDA, BOA CONSTRICTOR, INDIGO SNAKE, BLACK RAT SNAKE, RIBBON SNAKE....
He takes a drink of water.
RYAN STEVENS: Continuing on.. THE SCARLET KING SNAKE, DIAMONDBACK, THE RAINBOW BOA, THE MONTY PYTHON, RUBBER BOA, ROSY BOA, THE BULL SNAKE, AND THE SPITTING COBRA...
The crowd is tired of this, and they start yelling at STEVENS to shut up!
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, introducing the King of Kings... the The Crown Jewel of the Legacy, The Best Wrestler in the World, The Technical Messiah, and the wrestler too good to wrestle in front of a pit poisonous snakes and even more venomous fans. Weighing in at a slim, trim, chisled 236 pounds. He is your XWC World Heavyweight Champion and the most dangerous predator in this cage. Ladies and Gentlemen... I give to you... THE BOONDOCK SAINT.
The crowd showers boos on the champ, but he is unphased.
BOONDOCK SAINT steps in through the cage door, and the two men stare at each other. But the door is not locked. There’s still one other factor missing from this match, and as the officials from the Denver Zoo Reptile Division carefully escort their snakes into the ring, the crowd begins to buzz. The glaring eyes of both competitors now show a more nervous attitude. BOONDOCK and RABOIN stand in opposite corners, and the FIVE snakes are placed at locations around the edge of the cage. With the spotlight on them, the snakes are alert and volatile. In another corner, the main attraction is placed: the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake. The silent atmosphere makes the rattle echo throughout the arena. This is it folks. We have muthaf***in’ snakes in that muthaf***in’ cage. The door is locked and the bell rings, with the XWC World Title on the line.
MAIN EVENT
It takes time for either wrestler to move. SAINT and RABOIN look at the snakes around the ring. The Eastern Diamondback is curled up and ready to strike in one corner, in the other corner two of the other snakes have wrapped themselves around each other and seem very nonchalant to the lights and camera flashes. Another snake is stretched out underneath the ropes near the Diamondback, while the fifth snake is slithering about in the middle of the ring. Nodding his head and accepting his fate, RABOIN steps out of the corner first. Everybody checks the reactions of the snakes, only the one in the middle takes any notice as it curls up in its own strike position. BOONDOCK sends a glance to PRINCE AKEEM on the outside of the ring and then sighs as he steps forward himself. With a wrestler on either side, the snake in the middle darts to one side and watches the action like everybody else. Both BOONDOCK and RABOIN continue their walks forward and meet at the center of the ring. RABOIN is interested in talking trash but BOONDOCK wants nothing of it as he sends a right hand to RABOIN’s temple. RABOIN returns the favor however and the crowd roars to life as right there, enclosed inside a cage and a ring of snakes, we see a punch for punch tradeoff. Being the larger man, the Champ, BOONDOCK SAINT gets the upper hand and RABOIN starts being forced back into the corner. A quick block soon changes that though and BOONDOCK find himself on the receiving end of a barrage of rights and lefts. RABOIN Irish whips BOONDOCK across to the opposite corner and as soon as BOONY hits, RABOIN is already in there delivering a Stinger Splash. Unfortunately for RABOIN the snakes begin to play their part in the match as one lunges. The primal instinct of the snake tells it to make itself appear frightening, and while the snake was quite some distance from the wrestlers, it achieves its purpose as RABOIN jumps and puts distance between himself, BOONDOCK SAINT and all of the snakes.
Movement on the snakes’ behalf now causes both competitors to be isolated. With more of the ring to move in, RABOIN finds solace in the corner he began the match in, BOONDOCK however is forced to search for safety on the top turnbuckle. RABOIN smiles, feeling secure as the same snake that just tried to take a nip at him tries to reach BOONY on the top rope. Every move the snake makes is responded to with a roar from the crowd as the danger element of this match and the courage of the two wrestlers involved begins to set in. Seeing his opening, BOONDOCK SAINT leaps form the top rope and right over the wriggling body of the snake. Landing in a run, there’s not much that RABOIN can do to stop BOONDOCK from connecting with the Busaiku Knee Kick, and taking RABOIN’s legs out from underneath him. With the champion mounting the challenger, punch after punch begins to rain in on MIKE RABOIN’s face. With no rules calling for the prevention of closed fist, BOONDOCK SAINT’s aggressive behavior as of late bottles up to the surface with each punch. RABOIN is groggy as BOONDOCK climbs off him, and using his wrestling instinct, RABOIN rolls towards a corner to help himself up. But all that is in that corner are two snakes, one of which takes a dive for him, while the other scurries away. RABOIN narrowly rolls out of the way, and adrenaline causes him to forget about the beating BOONDOCK just put on him, as he nips up to his feet and gets away from the snake. But he just moves into the striking range of a human snake as an elbow to the face courtesy of BOONDOCK SAINT reminds RABOIN that he’s not alone with these snakes. BOONDOCK sets RABOIN up for a hip toss… right towards where the one snake scurried to! But RABOIN shows amazing athleticism as he manages to flip right over to his feet and hits a hip toss of his own on BOONDOCK in the same direction! SAINT hits the ground right next to the snake, but takes a page out of RABOIN’s book and gets the hell out of that situation as fast as he can. Both men have had close calls now but neither are willing to give up this match.
RABOIN takes control though as he sends SAINT to the ground with a superkick. Another close call with a snake later, and BOONDOCK SAINT appears to lose his focus. He uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, but what the hell? There’s a snake on the ropes! And now it’s on BOONDOCK SAINT! There is actually a snake on BOONDOCK SAINT! It wraps around BOONDOCK’s arm and begins to squeeze! This isn’t a venomous snake, it’s a constrictor! RABOIN is in shock and stays the hell out of BOONDOCK’s way as he waves his arm about frantically to shrug the snake off, but if anything that makes the snake even more determined to defend against SAINT as it slithers along his arm… and around his neck! Holy s***! BOONDOCK’s eyes are wide open and PRINCE AKEEM’s jaw has hit the floor as the champ’s cheeks begin to turn red, and then blue! BOONDOCK races to the door and demands it be opened. Is he going to get out? Is RABOIN going to win? Well RABOIN is dealing with his own problems now as being distracted by BOONDOCK SAINT’s situation has led him into a one on one confrontation with the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake! The door opens up for BOONDOCK, but instead of getting out, PRINCE AKEEM gets in! And with their combined strength they forcibly rip the constrictor from BOONDOCK’s neck! BOONY collapses in a safe corner as AKEEM throws the snake outside the cage! One of the Zoo officials scoops it up, but AKEEM is outside the cage and the door is locked again before anything can be done about it! There is now one less snake inside that cage. As BOONDOCK recovers, another snake draws the attention of the rattlesnake RABOIN has been dealing with. RABOIN turns to try and get his head back on winning the title, but BOONDOCK has only been angered by his altercation with the snake and is intent on keeping his title reign intact. A Legitimate Italian Businessman Kick shows this, as RABOIN hits the deck. BOONDOCK hoists RABOIN back up, and smashes his head against the top turnbuckle in a snake-free corner. He repeats the head smash, and then attempts a hatrick, only to have RABOIN elbow him twice in the gut, and then smash BOONDOCK’s head against the turnbuckle. RABOIN now tries for a Clothesline from Hell, but BOONDOCK rolls under RABOIN’s arm… and straight into a strike from a snake.. AND THAT ONE CONNECTED! BOONDOCK SAINT HAS BEEN BITTEN! This one should be all over soon!
BOONDOCK yelps in pain as RABOIN can’t believe his luck. Blood gushes from the wound on BOONDOCK’s bicep. He looks to PRINCE AKEEM who responds with a completely dumbfounded, answerless expression. RABOIN cackles, feeling very confident in his chances in this match, but BOONDOCK’s eyes tell a different story. Lowering his hand from his arm, the blood now flows freely. BOONDOCK just plain doesn’t care though as he kicks a snake out of his path, and begins a march towards RABOIN. He drives his shoulder right into RABOIN’s gut. RABOIN is driven back into the turnbuckle and BOONDOCK SAINT begins hitting him with everything except the kitchen sink. Although if there was a kitchen in that cage, I’m sure he’d steal the sink and hit RABOIN with it. For now the various punches, kicks, chops, elbows and knees will have to suffice though. I’m sure I even saw him throw a head butt. I swear, a nice solid head butt will make any match that much better. RABOIN is reeling but BOONDOCK will not let up. RABOIN leaves some skin behind as his face is grated against the cage. He mounts a small amount of offense, but is completely shocked that the venom of the snake is having little effect on BOONDOCK SAINT. A surprise drop toe hold gives RABOIN the time he needs to get some distance (and even a snake) between himself and BOONDOCK, and he recovers while BOONY sidesteps around a lunging reptile. He’s met with a dropkick to the face as he nears RABOIN, and now RABOIN seems to be back in this thing.
With an assist from the second rope, RABOIN springboards into a moonsault towards the standing BOONDOCK SAINT, who catches him on his shoulder and lines up the cage wall. RABOIN gets driven face first once again into the cage but BOONDOCK’s vice grip around his waist keeps him placed over BOONDOCK’s shoulder. SAINT now lines up… two snakes in one of the corners! He’s going to throw RABOIN at the snakes. Fighting for his life, RABOIN slides down behind the champion and hits a surprise German Suplex. But RABOIN has taken his eye off one of the four snakes. And it’s the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake on the move! He hears the rattle and the crowd falls deadly silent as the snake lashes out and sinks its teeth into MIKE RABOIN’s leg! RABOIN’s first instinct is to launch himself to safety, and he does this successfully before clutching at his leg from which blood is pouring out of. The camera shows a shot of PRINCE AKEEM standing on the outside smiling… wait, what’s in AKEEM’s hand? It’s an empty vial of… anti-venom? Hold on, that must be why BOONDOCK SAINT was barely even affected by the venom! He had anti-venom before the match! But MIKE RABOIN has no anti-venom and just got bitten by the most venomous snake in that cage! This does not bode well for him.
RABOIN is getting woozy, and he knows he’s fading fast.. He needs medical attention before the venom can ravage his system, and he reluctantly climbs the cage and drops to the floor on the other side as BOONDOCK SAINT simply stands in the ring and watches with a grin on his face so evil that it makes the snakes jealous.
STILL XWC CHAMPION::
XWC WORLD TITLE
vs.
- - Snakes In a Cage - -
BOONDOCK SAINT exits the ring as soon as the bell rings to signify the end of the match, he’s not taking any more chances with those snakes and rightfully so. PRINCE AKEEM hands him the XWC World Title and raises his hand in victory, but suddenly BOONDOCK drops to the ground. Standing behind him with a grin on his face is…
LEE STONE?
PRINCE AKEEM takes a superkick to the face but then STONE turns his attention back to BOONDOCK who is getting to his feet. A kick to the gut puts BOONDOCK back on the ground, but that’s not where STONE wants him to be. STONE drags BOONDOCK to his feet and then throws him face first into the steel cage. The Denver Zoo snake handlers are trying to collect the snakes from inside the cage but this movement on the outside of the cage isn’t going to help their cause very much. BOONDOCK gets slammed backwards to the thin protective mats and then LEE STONE picks up the XWC World Title. Looking at his own reflection in the gold, he then spits at the title, and smacks it straight into BOONDOCK SAINT’s head! BOONY has been busted open and the crowd doesn’t know what to make of it. Many are simply cheering for LEE STONE, but this kind of action isn’t appreciated by others. LEE isn’t done though as he drops the title on the ground and lifts BOONDOCK back to his feet. STONE CUTTER ONTO THE TITLE! BOONDOCK SAINT has been left down and out at the hands of LEE STONE who mouths one word to BOONDOCK.
“ORDER”.
The Pay Per View goes off the air with STONE standing over BOONDOCK’s body, his arms raised in the air.
NEXT PPV:
OCTOBER 29, 2006
