ALIX MARGERA
vs.
DR. BADD
- - Standard Match - -
WINNER: NONE
WINNER: DEANO THE DESTROYER
DEANO THE DESTROYER
vs.
MR. WS
- - Standard Match - -
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
KLUMINATIE
- - Parking Lot Match - -
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
vs.
JOSH HUDSON
- - Standard Match - -
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY
vs.
TYGER LILLY
- - X-Treme Rules - -
CHAD
vs.
SCOTT YOUNG
vs.
CHRIS CAGE
- - Pin To Win - -
SABRINA WILSON
vs.
VICTOR GILLEAN
- - JET'S CRUISERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 2 - -
ZACH RIZZA
vs.
TONY CAPRETTI
- - X-Treme Rules - -
TRENT GEIN & IRON BULL
vs.
PAUL ROACH & HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE
- - X-Treme Tag Match - -
BOONDOCK SAINT
vs.
MIKE RABOIN
- - Non-Title Match - -
STAR
vs.
ARSON
- - JET'S CRUISERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 2 - -
MC TERRIBLE & THE SAVIOR
vs.
AIDAN COLLINS & ACE VINCENT
- - Non-Title Tag Match - -
MAIN EVENT
BIGG RIGG (w/JASON MUDD)
vs.
KID MONEY (w/SABRINA WILSON)
vs.
FAMINE OF THE VILE (w/JR BLAKE)
- - Manager Elimination Match - -
MASSACRE begins with CHAD in the ring holding a microphone. There has been some speculation whether the former X-Treme Champion will retire or not.
CHAD: I've been doing a lot of thinking lately...thinking about whether or not I still belong here. I mean, I've always been confident in my ability...perhaps a little too much at times. All of you here know that.
This gets the fans in an eerie silence. It's so quiet you can hear a pin drop.
CHAD: It's no secret that I have thought about retirement quite often in the past few weeks. A lot of it involves the whole series of confrontations with the BLOOD HOUNDS. I know if I'm at my best, I can do a lot better than what I have been showing. Even so, if my career is coming to a close at this point, there is one thing I can hang my hat on, and that's being the most hardcore X-Treme Champion in the history of this fed.
A mixed reaction follows CHAD's comments.
CHAD: Sure, the XWF has had some crazy individuals with the X-Treme Title around their waist. TRENT GEIN, for example, has had that chainsaw going for him. That's what he's known for. As insane as he is, as many risks as he and EXTERMINATOR to name a few have taken, they haven't gone through what I went through. I've been involved in every kind of match. I've sacrificed so much to get my way here. Sometimes I think it's all for nothing, but then I realize it only adds to my reputation as the biggest risk taker to ever hold the X-Treme Title. If anyone wants to disagree with me, I welcome their two cents.
Let the bodies hit the floor..
Let the bodies hit the floor..
Let the bodies hit the..
Suddenly,
FLOOOR!!
"Hit the Floor" by Linkin Park starts to play, and EXTERMINATOR comes out! The former X-Treme Champion heads to the ring and receives a microphone.
EXTERMINATOR: Biggest risk taker to hold the X-Treme Title? I, for one, beg to differ, CHAD.
The fans start to chant EXTERMINATOR's name.
EXTERMINATOR: I have risked life and limb to win matches and get title shots. I will continue to do so for the rest of my career.
CHAD: We get it... you're extreme, the fans love you, blah blah blah. Even so, you haven't been robbed of title shots as often as I have. I'm as extreme as they get, and I don't have much to show for it. You've gotten opportunity after opportunity.
The capacity crowd starts to boo CHAD.
EXTERMINATOR: It's called earning your shots, CHAD. The difference between you and me is that you complain about not getting this and not receiving that, while I simply work for it and open the door when opportunity knocks. You should try that approach sometime...it may just work for you.
CHAD: I don't need to be a goody two shoes like you to get my way.
EXTERMINATOR: Can the attitude, CHAD... it's taking you nowhere.
CHAD: You know what? I think I know how to get another title shot...I can just face you at RAGE IN THE CAGE!
The crowd cheers loudly at the idea.
EXTERMINATOR: I like that idea...you and me at RAGE IN THE CAGE. Even better, a No Holds Barred Match at RAGE IN THE CAGE!
CHAD: Oh, it's on, EXTERMINATOR!
"My Name's Jon Brown" starts to play as JONATHYN makes his way down the aisle, microphone in hand.
JONATHYN: CHAD, I thought you retired already! And EXTERMINATOR, where have YOU been? I understand that both of you have a reputation to live up to, but neither of you have done so the past few weeks!
Loud boos follow the boss's comments.
JONATHYN: You two have a lot of guts to come out here and demand a match like this. Granted, both of you have had lengthy reigns as X-Treme Champion before, plus the fans seem to want it.
Chants of "No Holds Barred! No Holds Barred!" fill the arena.
JONATHYN: You know what? I think we have ourselves a match...EXTERMINATOR vs. CHAD, No Holds Barred at RAGE IN THE CAGE!
The "No Holds Barred" chants get even louder.
JONATHYN: As for the winner of this match, maybe, just maybe you'll get an X-Treme Title shot down the road.
"My Name's Jon Brown" plays again as CHAD and EXTERMINATOR head backstage. RAGE IN THE CAGE has just gotten even more intriguing!
In the backstage area of the Pit in Albuquerque, New Mexico we are able to see in the backstage area that the Bloodhound locker room is a little less populated. You notice that SEWASIDE and T MONEY are nowhere in sight as the two were suspended the week before by JONATHYN in an attempt to show the BLOOD HOUNDS who is in charge. You see the "X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE stand up and he walks out of the locker room being followed by OG THUG and DERRICK DYNAMITE as DYNAMIC clearly has a pissed off look on his face. Noticing that someone is laughing at him you see DYNAMIC stop and
pushes the stage hand up against the wall.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Who in the hell do you think you are? You think you can laugh at me? You think JON got the better of me last week?
STAGEHAND: He did strip you of the ti...
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: You wanna die young don't you boy? You want me to show you why I am a legend?
DYNAMIC grabs the stagehand by the throat and throws him across the hall right through a plate glass window as EMT's run up to him with DYNAMIC looking as mean as you have ever seen him walking back to the BLOOD HOUNDS locker room.
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
KLUMINATIE
- - Parking Lot Match - -
The match starts off in the parking lot where DANGEROUS MIKE D and KLUMINATIE are staring each other down. Face to face they wait as they wait for the referee to give them the signal, he does and the two of them go at one another. Punches and kicks going back and forth. It’s early on, but you can see that both men really want to make a statement with this match. KLUMINATIE starts to take the upper hand as he hits MIKE D hard with a European uppercut! MIKE D was caught off guard by that, and KLUMINATIE waists no time whipping him into one of the many cars in the parking lot!! MIKE D hit the front end of that car with a lot of impact!! This match may not last too long! MIKE D is trying to get up off that car, but KLUMINATIE rushes him and look at KLUMINATIE!! Repeated rights and lefts to the head of his opponent and now KLUMINATIE smacks MIKE’S head against the hood of that car!! MIKE D is reeling and it looks like KLUMINATIE is intensely focused in this one! He doesn’t want to be relegated back down to dark matches!! KLUMINATIE heads over to continue his assault on MIKE D. but MIKE D surprises him with a drop toe hold!! KLUMINATIE’S head smacks against the pavement! He may have lost a tooth right there. MIKE D not going to let up at all as he stomps KLUMINATIE over and over!!! KLUMINATIE fights his way up, but MIKE D with hip toss on the pavement!! MIKE D covers him ONE.. TWO.. AND A HALF!!! KLUMINATIE with the kickout!! MIKE D keeping it going here.. there’s a belly to back suplex.. and KLUMINATIE’S back just hit the side of another automobile with a sickening thud!!! KLUMINATIE is reeling here, and MIKE D looks ready to capitalize.. he picks KLUMINATIE up and smacks him with a few rights to the back of the head, and OH MY!! He just smashed KLUMINATIE’S head first right through the car window!! That’s why they call him ‘DANGEROUS’ MIKE D!! MIKE D looking a little cocky now, he thinks he has this match in the bag now. MIKE D talking some trash, as KLUMINATIE struggles to get himself out of the window, KLUMINATIE struggling and all MIKE D is doing is talking smack..KLUMINATIE..WAIT!!! KLUMINATIE just came out of the window with a beer bottle in hand. HE SMASHES it on MIKE D’S head!! MIKE D’s face is covered in glass and alcohol!! MIKE D’S been blinded by that shot, and now KLUMINATIE is back in control!! Two knees to the gut and a neck breaker!!! THE COVER’ ONE...TWO...AND MIKE D with the kickout!! This match keeps going!! KLUMINATIE picks MIKE up and takes him to yet another automobile.. this one has the trunk wide open. You never leave your trunk door open in an XWF parking lot!!! KLUMINATIE puts part of MIKE’S frame in the trunk ’and he is slamming the trunk onto MIKE D over and over and over again!! Absolutely brutal!! MIKE D just left laying in that trunk as KLUMINATIE is mulling over what he can do next to his opponent as KLUMINATIE ponders over pain.. Wait!!! MIKE D charges out of the trunk and whacks KLUMINATIE upside the head with a tire compressor!! THAT MAY HAVE JUST COMPRESSED his skull!! BOTH MEN are down right here.. struggling to their feet.. they’ve taken a lot of punishment in this one, MIKE D is the first to get to his feet.. and what’s he doing here.. he’s climbing onto the roof of a Hummer!! DANGEROUS MIKE D is standing atop an H1 HUMMER and.. he’s daring KLUMINATIE to follow up there.. MIKE D doesn’t have to tell KLUMINATIE TWICE!! KLUMINATIE rushes up there and now MIKE D and KLUMINATIE are fighting on top of a hummer!! Lefts and rights being traded back and forth!! KLUMINATIE is getting the upper hand here!! Hitting MIKE with a barrage of shots.. he’s got MIKE on the edge of the Hummer.. He’s going to knock him off.. but wait, no! Mike D hits him with a kick to the stomach!! KLUMINATIE doubles over and now MIKE D is striking him hard with punches!! MIKE D slowly forcing KLUMINATIE to the roof of that car now!
KLUMINATIE is teetering on the edge of the HUMMER now! He looks like he’s going to fall over KLUMINATIE but he just managed to regain his balance! MIKE D just waited for him and there’s a DDT!! ON TOP OF THE HUMMER!!! MIKE D covers him on the roof of the hummer!! ONE….TWO….. THREE!!! MIKE D WINS THE PARKING LOT BRAWL!!!
WINNER: DANGEROUS MIKE D
In a taped segment, an announcer sets the stage as a wide shot of the Las Vegas skyline fills the screen.
Our scene opens up in the most fun city in the United States. No, we're not talking about Los Angeles, New York or Chicago. Heck, we don't mean Miami, either. Oh no, this is even more fun than any of these cities...we're talking, of course, about the City of Sin, AKA Las Vegas, Nevada. Gambling reigns supreme in Vegas, with pimping coming in a close second. Of course, when it comes to pimping, nobody knows it better than wrestling megastar SEXTON MAXIMO. I mean, come on, part of his first name says it all. Anyway, it's been a long time since Mr. MAXIMO has been inside a ring. With several leagues opening and closing, it's been hard for him to find worthy competition. That is, until this former champion attended an XWF event. Now he knows he must return to his calling...other than pimping, that is. A letter presents itself to the megastar, one that captures his attention as much as the ladies surrounding him.
Jessie: Hey SEXTON, what are you lookin' at?
SEXTON MAXIMO: Check this out Jolie, Jessie, Kaylee and Minnie...this wrestling league called XWF is inviting yours truly to try out. I've seen some of these wrestlers in the fed...some are somewhat decent, but a lot of them are a bunch of garbage and need to be put out of their misery. Hell, no wonder they asked me to join...they need me to put sell out arena after arena.
Jolie: You sure know how to put on a show.
Jessie: Yeah, no doubt about it.
SEXTON MAXIMO: Are you talkin' about my pimpin' or my skills in the ring?
Kaylee: Well, now that you mention it...
Minnie: We'd say both.
SEXTON MAXIMO: Good...that's what I thought, ladies. Pretty soon, the XWF will witness the debut of a new breed of superstar, a true player of the game, not a phony like the so-called X-Rated superstar DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. Someday he'll realize who the true king of porn and punishment is, but until then, I'll blaze through the rookies and mid-carders of this fed. Get ready, XWF.. SEXTON is on his way..
The segment fades as SEXTON gives the camera a smirk.
“Remember the Name” by Fort Minor hits the PA system and the crowd erupts with cheers and applauds as VICTOR GILLEAN walks down to the ring with a mic in hand. He walks up the steps and enters the ring bringing the mic up to his mouth.
VICTOR GILLEAN: I am in the second round of the cruiserweight challenge later tonight. Last week I defeated MR. WS to proceed to the second round tonight against that god damned Barbie doll SABRINA WILSON. But tell you all this, I will defeat her with the utmost ease and proceed to the third round at RAGE IN THE CAGE, BABY!! YEAH!!! I know that all the fans here want to see the PSYCHOTIC ONE in action here tonight knowing all too well that I will steal the show and look good at the same time. Now I know that there are some questions around about me commenting on being a soldier against the BLOODHOUNDS after Rage in the Cage next Sunday live on Pay-Per-View for everyone to see me win the cruiserweight title. but I tell you all this. The comments I made are true, The BLOODHOUNDS tyranny has to stop here and since STEVE JASON is no longer around to save the XWF someone has to take his place. I don't consider myself to take his place but I consider myself to have the same goals as him. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, T-MONEY, and SEWASIDE are my main targets. Now you people might think that they are a little out of my league, hell you guys probably think I have no chance in hell at taking them out, but even if I can't take them out I can slow them down long enough for JONATHYN BROWN to strike the finishing blow to the heart of the BLOODHOUNDS killing them off for good… I HAVE FAILED… AND NOW IT IS MY TIME TO SUCCEED!!!
VICTOR leaves the ring to a moderate reaction.. He’s long gone by the time DYNAMITE shows up for his match.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
vs.
JOSH HUDSON
- - Standard Match - -
The two men are in the ring staring one another down. We have had a lot to
see and witness over the last week from the extremely ticked off DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE as he is looking to take out the aggression on JOSH HUDSON who is
looking to continue his ascent to people not taking him lightly. DYNAMIC and
HUDSON lock up with DYNAMIC quickly kneeing HUDSON and following up with a
punch right in the face causing the ref to admonish the BLOODHOUND. DYNAMIC
yells at the ref as he turns around and HUDSON catches him with a haymaker
to the midsection that causes him to double over and then he follows it with
a chop to the chest of DYNAMIC and whips him into the ropes. As he comes
back off HUDSON hits a dropkick on DYNAMIC sending him down. HUDSON goes for
the quick pin...1..2..kickout! DYNAMIC quickly gets back to his feet pissed
off and HUDSON and DYNAMIC start to trade punches as DYNAMIC takes advantage
and kicks HUDSON in the midsection before dropping him with a DDT that
shakes the ring. DYNAMIC grabs HUDSON by the hair and whipping him into the
ropes. JOSH HUDSON comes off fast and BIG BOOT! DYNAMIC just took HUDSON's
head off as he goes to the mat in a heap. DYNAMIC walks over and his brother
DERRICK says something to him as you see he has a chair in his hands.
DYNAMIC shakes his head as he goes back to HUDSON, but HUDSON shocks him with a huge roundhouse!! DYNAMITE just got his clock cleaned! DYNAMITE goes down hard and the crowd goes nuts!! HUDSON gets a second wind as he picks DYNAMITE up and starts working him with hard lefts! HUDSON punches DYNAMITE hard in the face, but DYNAMITE thumbs HUDSON in the eye! HUDSON yells out and holds his eye as DYNAMITE gets back to his feet and runs off the near ropes, charging HUDSON with a devastating spear and following up with a barrage of closed fists, returning the favor. The ref starts to warn DYNAMITE, and DYNAMITE quickly pulls HUDSON back up and nails a gut wrench suplex. He gets up and kicks HUDSON in the ribs and stomps on him a few times before grabbing his arm and locking him in an arm bar. DYNAMITE applies more and more pressure to HUDSON's arm but HUDSON finally gets his foot to the rope and the ref breaks the hold. HUDSON slides over and out of the ring now as DYNAMITE circles the ring. HUDSON rotates his arm a couple times and rubs it before he looks back in at DYNAMITE, just as DYNAMITE dove through the ropes! DYNAMITE flies into HUDSON and both men crash to the ground near the ramp! The fans start to roar as both men stagger back to their feet and… a hard right from HUDSON knocks DYNAMITE back a few steps. The ref keeps DYNAMITE’s goons at bay as DYNAMITE comes back and cracks HUDSON in the jaw! HUDSON reels back, but quickly comes back and nails DYNAMITE with a snap jab and then knees him in the gut. HUDSON follows up with a few clubbing forearms across the back of DYNAMITE as he goes down to one knee. HUDSON grabs DYNAMITE’S hair and head butts DYNAMITE right in the nose! DYNAMITE rocks back, wobbling on his knee and then collapses as HUDSON climbs onto the apron and leaps off with a diving head butt right into DYNAMITE on the outside! HUDSON holds his own head for a second and gets back up to stomp on DYNAMITE a few times before lifting him and rolling him into the ring. HUDSON slides in and smiles for a second before covering DYNAMITE…1 …2 …KICKOUT! The crowd thought it was over!! HUDSON waits for DYNAMITE to make his way back to his feet, and he lands a perfect forward burst sidekick to DYNAMITE’S jaw! DYNAMITE goes down hard as HUDSON makes the cover and hooks the leg…1 …2 …KICKOUT! HUDSON can't believe it! He grabs DYNAMITE to pull him up but DYNAMITE quickly wraps HUDSON up with a small package pin out of nowhere! The ref counts…1 …2 …KICKOUT! HUDSON storms back to his feet as DYNAMITE quickly gets up and catches a charging MARCELLUS HUDSON with a drop toe hold, draping HUDSON's throat across the middle rope! HUDSON bounces, hanging in the ropes as DYNAMITE runs off the far ropes and leaps, landing with his inner thigh across HUDSON's back and forcing his neck into the rope. HUDSON falls back on the canvas, holding his throat as DYNAMITE quickly covers him…1 …2 …KICKOUT! DYNAMITE stomps HUDSON a few times and then as HUDSON gets up, DYNAMITE gets behind him and locks him in a sleeper hold! HUDSON swings his arms around wildly as DYNAMITE clenches his neck with that hold. HUDSON reaches for the ropes but cannot reach them as DYNAMITE walks backwards and pulls HUDSON further away from them. DYNAMITE keeps the hold locked tight as HUDSON starts to fade away. He starts getting weak in the knees but before HUDSON can fall to his knees, DYNAMITE drives him down with a sleeper neck breaker drop! The impact and momentum make HUDSON hit the back of his head with his legs up in the air and DYNAMITE quickly hooks one of his legs for the immediate pin…1 …2 …KICK OUT!! What a match this has turned out to be! OG Thug has seen enough, and he starts yelling at he ref that the last pin was a three, and with the ref’s back turned.. DERRICK DYNAMITE jumps into the ring, grabs HUDSON and lifts him nailing a full nelson slam... The look in DYNAMIC's eyes has his entourage smiling as OG turns his thumb down and you see DYNAMIC grab HUDSON for a reverse DDT and drop him straight on his knee! He does it again before locking in the MENAGE-A-TROIS sleeper! The ref checks HUDSON's arm, lifting it... No response the referee calls for the bell!!! DYNAMIC has won the match!!! The ref calls for the bell again to try to get DYNAMIC to let go, and DYNAMIC finally does let go when DERRICK slides into the ring along with OG Thug and the two of them tap DYNAMIC. As he lets HUDSON go DERRICK picks up the chair he had and nails HUDSON across the back much to the delight of OG THUG and the rest of DYNAMIC's entourage. DYNAMIC motions for them to throw HUDSON out of the ring... The crowd boos the poor sportsmanship, and even DYNAMITE looks a bit surprised at the effort HUDSON put in.. He was obviously concerned enough to go to the rare “Plan B” on this one..
WINNER: DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE is standing tall in the ring as the ref comes over to raise his hand, and you see DYNAMIC throws the ref out of the ring as you now hear the "BLOODHOUND ANTHEM" by DMX kicks up and you can see ARSON, KID MONEY, STAR, TYGER LILLY, and SABRINA WILSON all start to walk down to the ring.. ARSON has a black bag in his hand and you can see JOSH HUDSON looks up as he is getting off of the floor and stares at the group walking down the aisle. Seeing the hate in everyone's eyes he turns back looking at the ring with DYNAMIC staring a hole in him and you see HUDSON take off running through the crowd as KID MONEY runs him off at the last second. The group starts to get into the ring and DYNAMIC is standing in the middle with the crowd not sure what's going on. ARSON grabs a microphone.
ARSON: Quiet down you pieces of crap!
ARSON knows this would incite the crowd you see the grin on ARSON and KID MONEY's faces as ARSON continues on.
ARSON: Now we are all sure you watched last Monday night, and saw what JONATHYN did. We all saw how JON gave the XWC title back to BOONDOCK SAINT after he LOST the title to this man in the ring in the "X-RATED ICON"! JONATHYN knows in his heart and even from the tape that BOONDOCK is not the champion. This man is the CHAMP! JON knows that he might want to try to make the Hounds look like we are under his thumb, but that ain't the case... And we have this to show it... You all witnessed what DYNAMIC did last week right?
STAR, TYGER LILLY and SABRINA WILSON all take the bag from ARSON and open it up... Pulling something out of it you see.... a championship belt? KID MONEY now takes the microphone from ARSON and speaks.
KID MONEY: This is the BLOODHOUND Entertainment WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! The real title! Not that piece of crap XWC title.... And it belongs to "THE X-RATED ICON" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE!
KID hands the title to DYNAMIC and you can see DYNAMIC smirks a little as he starts to talk into the microphone.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: This is the only championship that means a damn thing right now! Sure this coming Sunday night you are going to see one of our family members walk out with the World Heavyweight title, and you will see a Hound with the Cruiserweight Title... But as for the XWC title match that is coming up at Rage in the Cage I believe that you all know it doesn't mean a damn thing! I think you all know that after this past week when we were in
Milwaukee that I dominated BOONDOCK SAINT and showed him that he still isn't ready to take the next step! The only reason he has the title is because of JONATHYN BROWN! The only reason he has the title is because of JON feeling sorry for him in putting him in a match with me in the first place for the title as close to the pay per view as it is. Some people think I gave a
damn about the XWC title? You have to be kidding me! I don't give a crap about anything that the XWC has to offer, and you had better believe that if I wanted the belt then I would have it. But even with that being said.. I am the rightful champion of the XWC... Or in this case the BHE World
Title! Not BOONDOCK SAINT, not Mike Raboin... The two of them may be pulling each others' snakes in the cage this weekend, but you had better believe that the match means nothing! You have a Klan member and a pedophile priest fighting for MY BELT! And I am going to go in and finish off CONNOLLY for good! Just like I did to BOONDOCK, and Hudson as well I am going to do the same to him... I’m going to rape him of everything he is worth, and he will only be one
more!
With that, the "BLOODHOUND ANTHEM" by DMX starts up again as the members of the BLOODHOUNDS walk out of the ring to a loud chorus of boos with
DYNAMIC holding the title over his shoulder...
You know, for all the temporary offices, meeting halls, cafeterias and other random rooms that manage to pop up in a given arena specifically (conveniently?) for a wrestling show, you'd think a brother could find a decent place to warm up before his match. Like a warm-up room?
Unfortunately, that's not the case, and we find "The Suntan Superman," CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, stretching out those joints on a hard cement floor backstage. Some might pinpoint tight muscles as the cause of some of recent losses. Still, he's not the type to make excuses, and all you can do is work with what you've got and fix it for the next match. So CONNOLLY is stretching... albeit a little early for his semi-main-event tag team match tonight.
When you stretch at a XWF show, though, you've always gotta give yourself some wiggle room, because some jackass is bound to interrupt you. Far be it from us to break from the norm.
The door to the parking lot clinks, then swings open, ushering the arrival of STILL XWF World Champion BOONDOCK SAINT, fresh off his controversial defense of his title, and of course, the Prince himself. Beaming from behind mirrored sunglasses, BOONDOCK isn't even phased by running smack dab into the man who is billed as the other half of the 'two man power trip'.
SAINT: (breathing in) Did you hear that, CONNOLLY?
The Franchise of the XWF slowly gets to his feet, not exactly surprised to see SAINT, but also not exactly too thrilled. He can't help but fake a grin.
CONNOLLY: 'Scuse me?
SAINT: That was the sound of 2 million Nielsen boxes tuning in at once. I swear, I've given this company more than enough ratings to make up for the ratings dive when we had to suffer through T-Money banging that hood rat Star.
CONNOLLY really no-sells this, partially due to the fact that SAINT's a dick, and partially due to his strident belief that the "Nielsen Boxes" are a hoax.
CONNOLLY: If that's actually true, Dann-O, it says a lot about the people watching Massacre, and your declining level of celebrity. I mean, everyone knows that you can find that promo everywhere on the net, but that 'Best of BOONDOCK SAINT' DVD is stuck in the $5.99 bargain bin at Wal-Mart, right next to "Gigli" and "Johnson Family Vacation."
SAINT stops mid-stride and takes of his sunglasses. He moves in close to CONNOLLY... but stays far enough away that PRINCE AKEEM, can step in to avoid trouble.
SAINT: You got a problem with me?
CONNOLLY: (sighing) Nah, I don't have a problem with you, man. We're a team, right? You can't take a joke, champ..
CONNOLLY's voice drips with venomous sarcasm, something we don't see often from him. That BOONDOCK SAINT... always bringing out the best in people.
PRINCE AKEEM: Look you two, enough! Now I've spent a lot of money, in my effort to take over this company, I'm not gettin' my money's worth!
AKEEM looks over at SAINT who looks genuinely hurt as seemingly failing his manager. CONNOLLY, on the other hand, looks as if he doesn't even care as he stretches.
PRINCE AKEEM: ... And it's all your fault, my friend!
He says shoving CONNOLLY on his shoulder, breaking him from his stretching exercise. CONNOLLY straightens up and looks dead at AKEEM, as SAINT silently cosigns.
PRINCE AKEEM: I've spent a lot of money on a man of your caliber, your pedigree, and you've been nothing but a disappointment! What about those Hounds, huh? You were supposed to taken them down!
SAINT: Yeah, man. I'm the only one standing up to those bastards. What are you doing?!
CONNOLLY: You?! Where the hell were either of you when I damn near got killed at Bring the Pain? I've been the one fighting the battle against them, not you two!
SAINT: I've been busy being a champion, something you used to be good enough to know about, Superman.
PRINCE AKEEM: That's right. He's the Crown Jewel of this Legacy and he's been holding up his end of this deal. You need to get your act together, Christian. I will not stand for losing, any longer! Get it together, my friend... or else.
He and SAINT turns to go, and CONNOLLY watches them for a few seconds before SAINT turns back around to his "partner."
SAINT: Oh, and CHRISTIAN... if RABOIN tries anything tonight, you BETTER back me up.
SAINT doesn't say another word, and instead takes a few steps backwards before turning and continuing down the hallway behind AKEEM. CONNOLLY smirks, then returns to his stretching. Mumbling something to himself.
CONNOLLY: Yeah... I'll be sure to back you up, alright.
His match-up with LILLY was on the way... and you can't get anywhere with tight hamstrings.
CRIMSON KLINE is in the ring as the shot shows the crowd waiting for his announcement.
KLINE: As you all know, next week will bring the debut of MY show, XWC ANARCHY. Of course, I’m very excited about this, and the crash course I’ve been studying with JONATHYN has taught me a lot about how things run up front and in the back. I’m ready, and I’m excited, because next Thursday, I’m bringing MY STYLE to MY SHOW, and it’s going to be like NOTHING you’ve ever seen before. More HARDCORE, more VIOLENT, more EXCITEMENT, and more SURPRISES than you can imagine! But before I can get it all started, I need a roster! But WHO will be the stars of the NEW XWC? Well.. The roster split pretty much explains itself. If you look at the roster at xwf99.com, you will see that everyone that was involved with AIDAN COLLINS’ XWC will be a part of MY XWC. But as you can plainly see, this is only a handful of talent compared to the XWF roster. So JONATHYN is going to hold a SIX MAN DRAFT, with SIX Massacre stars heading to XWC ANARCHY! But the question is.. WHO WILL BE PICKED TO COME TO..
HONKEY: Kline, you really thought I was going to just put toothpaste in your underwear drawer and that would be it? Well, you were VERY wrong! I will NEVER forgive you for what you did two weeks ago and from now on your life we be a permanent toothpaste HELL!
HONKEY leaves the stage, leaving CRIMSON to try to wipe the toothpaste out of his eyes..
KLINE: Okay, YOU KNOW WHAT! Let’s make it a FIVE MAN DRAFT, because I WANT HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE!! He’s coming with me, because I am going to PUNISH THE HELL OUT OF HIS ASS!!
CRIMSON leaves the stage to cheers and laughs from the crowd. The laughs quickly turn to cheers as the arena falls into blackness, the stage lit up in a purple hue. The black lights suddenly go off and the spotlights kick on. The lights shine down onto the X-Tron and stage…. Nothing lit up of importance.
Suddenly, the screen changes, lighting up to a photo of actor RICHARD KARN, and from the side of the screen, out came the man himself.
RICHARD: There are rumors floating around of someone in the XWF being out to get me. Now, this may be a shock, but I’m not worried. As many good sleuths are capable of, with a bit of dedication and a lot of thought, I put together everything that was meant in those two words on that one photo.
The screen switches to a split image, one of the photo of RICHARD KARN X’ed out, and the other of the back of the photo with the words “Sliced Perfectly” scripted.
RICHARD: Now, at first I thought it strange, but I had to call the person behind it, asking for the ability to come out and speak tonight. I’m not a very fit man myself, but I do happen to know about fitness, and about those people who are at the peak of. So without further delay, I’ll fill in those of you who haven’t gotten it together yet.
RICHARD: During the nineties, I played on a show called “Home Improvement” as a character known as Al Borland. The photo of me happens to be of Al in the workshop, drawn with an X over it. So Al with an X… “Al-ex.”
The crowd is already in cheers.
RICHARD: And to slice is to cut….. And when you do it perfect, it’s exactly right. So here we are people…. With no more wait….
Alkaline Trio hits the air, and from a slit in the screen unfurled, out comes the man in the NIXON mask. Still over his shoulder is an official XWF Title belt. His hand reaches the mask and pulls it off, green eyes and blonde hair show on a clean shaven face. The karate gi still blue with silver trim.
RICHARD: I give you, former X-Treme Champion, twice over Canadian Champion, the winner of Massacre’s Xmas X-Treme 2005 division, and Stable Champion, proud member of the Vigilantes, ALEX CUTWRIGHT!
The crowd is in cheers at the reappearance of a former legend in his own right. ALEX CUTWRIGHT is on the stage waving to the crowd in a burst of fan cheers. Thousands rising to their feet to applaud his appearance, his chance to return to glory in a competition where the fans have been given cookie cutter personalities to sell merchandise.
ALEX: Last week, I promised I would bring a new era to the XWF. I would bring back the days of glory of competitions that I remember. Matches like June against RIZZA, and KLINE, and BLIZZARD. Matches like Christmas Eve against STEVE JASON, and BLIZZARD. I remember when matches were about proving your worth and not about making your merchandise worth something. I’ve come to bring to the XWF a chance to relive greatness!
The crowd is in a huge chorus of cheers… and even into a chant of “ALEX!! ALEX!!” CUTWRIGHT IS BACK! But WHICH SHOW WILL HE END UP ON?
Suddenly the lights go out.
The crowd starts screaming!
The flickering of flash photography and a few shadows can be seen but it is impossible to see what is going on in the darkness.
A few moments later the lights come back on and Crimson Kline is covered from head to toe in toothpaste. Everyone in the arena is confused until we see HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE stood at the top of the ramp.
The crowd boos.
XWF SHOP! It’s REAL!
As Massacre continues, the cameras are inside the office of JONATHYN as he sits at his desk ruffling through a bunch of papers. A huge smile runs across his face as he looks up at his XWC GM in Training CRIMSON KLINE still combing toothpaste out of his hair.
JONATHYN: Marvelous.. Two BLOOD HOUNDS thinned out tonight, this place just seems a little bit.. What’s the word?
KLINE: Thinner?
JONATHYN: Thinner. That works.. Listen. I’ve been in this business for a long time, and I know that guys like SEWASIDE aren’t going to take a suspension like this lying down. So here, take this envelope. Don’t open it unless something happens to me tonight.
KLINE: What is this, a check?
JONATHYN: YEAH. IT’S A CHECK. It’s instructions. If T MONEY and SEWASIDE decide to try anything tonight, those are my instructions.. Just in case I’m.. You know.. Now do me a favor and check with security on all doors so we can prevent this from happening.
KLINE: I’m on it, boss!
JONATHYN locks his fingers behind his head in a relaxing manner as he leans back as KLINE dashes down the hall. Suddenly, The door flies open and JONATHYN spins around nervously.. only to see LEE STONE! JONATHYN swallows hard as he regains his composure from the shock that it may have been somebody who was out to get him.
STONE: You okay there, boss man?
JONATHYN: I’m fine, I’m fine.
STONE: Dude… your eye is twitching. You are definitely not fine. Now I suggest you either cut back on the coffee or just plain relax. Hell, do both!
JONATHYN: Okay, I’m a little on edge tonight. I got two suspended Blood Hounds and.. Look, was there a purpose to your visit?
STONE: Now that sounds a bit more like the JON BROWN I know. Straight to the point.
STONE pulls up a seat on the opposite side of JONATHYN’s desk and positions himself so he can see the monitor. JON is left just staring at him.
STONE: Did you know we’re on TV right now?
JONATHYN: Yeah, I had noticed.
STONE: I never believed that TV actually made you look fatter until now. You look like a Teletubby.
STONE looks at JON with a grin on his face. The grin fades quickly though.
STONE: Oh… uh… that’s how your real chins err… chin is.
JON turns the monitor off and stands up.
JONATHYN: And that ends this conversation. Thanks for stopping by.
STONE: Don’t be such a party pooper JON. Sit down, chillax a little. I’m just trying to get you back in the right mind frame after last week’s little “mystery teleportation.” That was some real Dragonball Z s*** right there. But don’t worry okay man? Everything can be explained.
JONATHYN: That was you? Please explain right now. How the hell did I end up on top of the X-Tron last week?
STONE: No that wasn’t me you idiot. I had a small case of the “I just got attacked from behind by two thugs who are real ‘close’ friends” disease. In Canada they call criminals who notoriously come from behind “Backdoor Bandits” but that’s another story. I’m just one of those guys who thinks that there can be an explanation for everything, so don’t you worry your feeble brain about it. In fact, don’t you worry about a damn thing. As long as your security can keep SEWASIDE and T MONEY out of the arena tonight, it will give LEE STONE plenty of time to sort out a plan of attack for Rage In The Cage, and the weeks that follow. And that’s my promise to you buddy. I’m your lieutenant here. And tonight… well… tonight you just need to enjoy having those two douchebags out of sight, and out of mind. Have a good night.
With a wink and a flash of his pearly whites, LEE gets to his feet and leaves the office. JONATHYN looks even more confident..
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY
vs.
TYGER LILLY
- - X-Treme Rules - -
The bell rings and CONNOLLY avoids an on-rushing LILLY with a Drop Toe Hold. CONNOLLY drops an elbow on the back of the head of LILLY. CONNOLLY then picks up LILLY for a Scoop Slam and hits it. CONNOLLY goes for a quick cover. ONE.. TWO... LILLY kicks out. CONNOLLY whips her into the corner and charges after, but LILLY puts the boots up. CONNOLLY shakes it off and goes for another charge, but LILLY kicks him again. LILLY scales the top and hits a Missile Dropkick when CONNOLLY turns around. LILLY goes for a quick cover. ONE.. TWO.. CONNOLLY kicks out. LILLY bounces off the ropes and hits a Basement Dropkick to the face of CONNOLLY. Cover. ONE... TWO.. CONNOLLY rolls his shoulder. PRINCE AKEEM is screaming at the ref from outside. LILLY goes for a kick to the gut, but CONNOLLY grabs the foot. He starts to pose for the crowd, but is rocked with an Enzugiri. LILLY grabs CONNOLLY and has him rolled up in a Small Package. AKEEM is on the apron and the ref is distracted by him. LILLY has CONNOLLY all locked up. The fans make the count. ONE... TWO.... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... The ref finally gets his attention back to LILLY. ONE... TWO... T... CONNOLLY barely escapes. LILLY shoots a glare over to the ref. She whips CONNOLLY into the ropes, but it's reversed. CONNOLLY bends down for a Back Body Drop, but is met with a Super Kick to the face. LILLY then leaps up and hits a Hurricanrana. ONE.. TWO... T... CONNOLLY scrambles out of the ring and consults with PRINCE AKEEM. The ref tries to prevent LILLY from going outside, but she hits a Pescado onto the PRINCE and CONNOLLY. LILLY has the crowd fired up. The ref starts his count. ONE.. TWO... LILLY scares off AKEEM... THREE... FOUR... LILLY tries to whip CONNOLLY into the steps, but its reversed and LILLY gets the worst of it. CONNOLLY crawls into the ring while the ref continues to count. FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... LILLY holds her shoulder and neck. EIGHT.. LILLY climbs back in, but PRINCE AKEEM grabs her foot. NINE... LILLY is going to get screwed out of this match, but she manages to kick the face of PRINCE AKEEM. T... LILLY gets back in, but is met with stomps to the head and neck by CONNOLLY. CONNOLLY bounces off the ropes and drives a Leg Drop onto the back of her head. Cover.. ONE... TWO.. T... LILLY rolls the shoulder. CONNOLLY is questioning the refs count. CONNOLLY applies a Ground Sleeper on LILLY. He uses the ropes to gain leverage and PRINCE AKEEM grabs the foot of his charge. The ref checks out the cheating, but CONNOLLY and AKEEM hide it. LILLY is fading fast. The ref checks her hand... It goes down for ONE... the ref checks her hand again... It goes down for TWO.... The ref checks her hand, but LILLY's hand refuses to go down. She manages to fight her way up to her knees and then to her feet. She manages to elbow CONNOLLY in the gut.
LILLY manages to connect a DDT out of desperation, as the match comes closer to the end. CONNOLLY drops to the mat, as well as LILLY both gaining the strength they need to continue further with the match. As they lay there, all of a sudden the lights dim and a dark blue light falls down onto the area as everyone wonders what’s happening now. The X-Tron starts jumping to life as the two try and get to their feet, distracted by this odd occurrence. Over the P.A. system a voice booms as clips of a wrestling ring is shown to the audience. The ring has been used, displaying a blood and sweat stained mat.
VOICE: CONNOLLY for far too long, I have let you go free…
By this point CHRISTIAN’S attention has been grabbed as he pays attention to the X-TRON. LILLY watches as well, trying to figure out where she knows the voice from. It was all too familiar for her.
VOICE: I’ve been training… and I’m coming for YOU CONNOLLY! At RAGE IN A CAGE a true champion will return, and you’re the first on my list. See ya on Sunday!
The lights go out, and as they dim back on several seconds later, CONNOLLY is on his back blood pouring from his forehead. LILLY just looks surprised. The referee, unsure how the match should end, signals for it to keep going as CONNOLLY slowly gets to his feet, willing to keep fighting.
LILLY manages to Headlock Takedown CONNOLLY. CHRISTIAN charges at her, but he gets an Arm Drag. He charges LILLY again, but gets another Arm Drag. LILLY then hits a Dropkick to CONNOLLY's face. CONNOLLY goes for a Lariat, but is met with the Around the World Head scissors. CONNOLLY retreats to his corner. LILLY goes for a Handspring Back Elbow, but CONNOLLY catches her in mid air and drops her with an Urange. CONNOLLY goes for the cover.. ONE.. TWO... THR... LILLY gets her hand on the ropes. CONNOLLY thinks he has won and so has PRINCE AKEEM. The two of them argue with the ref, but that gives LILLY time to get behind him and roll him up with a School Boy... ONE... TWO... THRE.. CONNOLLY barely escapes and nearly decapitates LILLY with a sick clothesline. CONNOLLY lifts up LILLY and hits the first two suplexes of Three The Hard Way. CONNOLLY goes for the third, but LILLY drops down for a Victory Roll. ONE.. TWO.. THRE... CONNOLLY kicks out and delivers a wicked Anderson Spinebuster. Both competitors are down. The ref starts his count... ONE... TWO... THREE... LILLY starts to stir... FOUR... FIVE... CONNOLLY starts to get up... SIX.. SEVEN... Both are up. LILLY ducks a shot and Dropkicks CONNOLLY, but he falls into referee. This gives AKEEM a chance to throw the Legacy's trademark briefcase into the ring. CONNOLLY picks up the case, and creams LILLY in the head. CONNOLLY throws it down and grabs LILLY and calls for the end. CONNOLLY picks up LILLY and hits the Crowning Glory on the briefcase. What a sick maneuver. ONE... TWO.. THREE..
WINNER: CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY
CHAD
vs.
SCOTT YOUNG
vs.
CHRIS CAGE
- - Pin To Win - -
The match starts off with all three members of this match in the ring. SCOTT YOUNG, CHRIS CAGE and CHAD. The bell rings, signaling for the beginning of the match. CHAD charges towards CAGE and YOUNG charges after CHAD. They just start a big festival of fist action. CHAD punches at CAGE, and YOUNG punches at CHAD. Then CAGE punches at YOUNG. It's a large right and left action, until CHAD leaps up and clears out CAGE with a dropkick. CHAD stands and YOUNG stands the test, with an armdrag to CHAD. CAGE leaps up and clotheslines YOUNG. CHAD stands up and CAGE clotheslines CHAD. YOUNG gets up, and drops CAGE with a Dirty Devil's Trick. DDT. YOUNG stands up, and drops an elbow to the chest of CHAD, and then a leg drop to CAGE! This is building up quickly, as YOUNG rolls out of the ring, and pulls out a ladder, and places it, bridging the gap of the ring apron and the barricade guard rail.
CHAD stands up, with some help of the ropes, as YOUNG slides back into the ring. CHAD rushes YOUNG kicking him into the gut. YOUNG falls outside of the ring ropes to the apron. CHAD stands up as YOUNG stands back up. CHAD swings and YOUNG ducks and plows his shoulder into the gut of CHAD. YOUNG grabs CHAD and tries to suplex, but CHAD reverses it in mid-air and falls behind YOUNG! CHAD lands on the apron behind YOUNG. CAGE sees it and hurries to crash into them both! But YOUNG grabs onto CAGE, and CHAD lifts up YOUNG for a suplex, and YOUNG lifts up CAGE for a suplex and they come down crashing into the ladder placed right behind YOUNG and CHAD! CLANK! CRASH!
CHAD falls to the mat with the ladder falling onto his back. YOUNG and CAGE hit the ladder hard and CAGE his the barricade and isn't moving. YOUNG leaps up and stumbles about holding his back.
The entrance is growing with attention, as EXTERMINATOR comes out with a lawn chair and a soft drink from the concession stands. EXTERMINATOR looks to be scouting this match-up because of the challenge laid earlier from CHAD to EXTERMINATOR for RAGE IN THE CAGE.
CHAD slowly pushes himself up, and so does YOUNG, as CHAD charges YOUNG and grabs his head, throwing him face first into the steel steps. YOUNG falls into a hype, as CHAD hurries and gets a cover on him. The referee leaps down from the ring, and starts to count. ONE…. TWO… NO! SCOTT YOUNG kicks out! CHAD gets mad, standing up, and seeing CAGE moving. CHAD walks over, and CAGE punches at CHAD and then slamming CHAD's face down onto that ladder, still semi-propped up on the barricade. CHAD drops to the mat, as blood begins to pour from a large gash on the forehead after that one.
YOUNG stands up, and walks over to CAGE, as CAGE looks and gets kicked in the stomach, YOUNG tosses CAGE into the ring, and walks over to the time keeper table and launching a couple chairs into the ring. YOUNG hurries and slides inside the ring, and starts attacks on CAGE. They once more goes back and forth. CAGE knocks YOUNG down to the mat with a right hook, and CAGE drops onto YOUNG for the pin. The referee begins the count. ONE…TWO…NO! YOUNG rolls over and grabs the one chair, and CAGE grabs the other quickly. YOUNG swings and CAGE blocks it with the chair. CLINK! CAGE gets a full stance and YOUNG starts circling in the ring, awaiting the movements. CAGE goes and swings, and YOUNG moves. CAGE swings again and YOUNG moves, but this time, CAGE hits the ropes and the chair flies up high, and YOUNG quickly hammers CAGE in the back, as CAGE drops the chair outside the ring. CAGE is unarmed, and YOUNG stands back and hammers CAGE squarely in the head, with the SIGNATURE CHAIR SHOT! CRACK! It's over! YOUNG salutes the crowd, and covers CAGE. The referee starts the count, ONE…. TWO… THR..NO! CLANK! CLANK!
CHAD hammers YOUNG twice quickly with another steel chair. It was the one CAGE dropped. CHAD's face looks like he's been buried in a girl's junk when she was on the rag. YOUNG stands and looks at the crimson faced CHAD, and YOUNG and CHAD starts flurrying at each other with punches. CHAD kicks YOUNG in the gut pushing him to the corner. CHAD stands up onto the corner and starts punching YOUNG hard in the face. As he suddenly sees EXTERMINATOR standing trying to get a better view. EXTERMINATOR pulls the lawn chair closer to the middle of the entranceway, and closer to the ring.
CHAD leaps down from the corner, as YOUNG slides out of the ring, to get a breather. CHAD starts jaw jacking to EXTERMINATOR, as EXTERMINATOR just laughs and points to the ring, like to tell CHAD he needs to focus. YOUNG grows under the ring, and pulls a barbwire bat, and lighter fluid. YOUNG drenches it with lighter fluid and then slides into the ring. CHAD doesn't look like he knows, as he reaches into his one pocket, and turns. YOUNG sets the bat on fire, and it burns a fiery red and orange. YOUNG swings and CHAD pulls out a tube of his own light fluid and sprays it as he's hammered in the chest and stomach with it. The fire blazes into a large ball of flames! YOUNG, CAGE and CHAD are engulfed!
The crowd begins screaming HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! YOUNG drops and rolls from the ring! CAGE stumbles backwards, falling down onto a chair! CHAD leaps onto the corner, takes a quick breath, that fire just wasn't supposed to burn him, and look at his hair. It looks scorched. CHAD is centered on the top turnbuckle, and he leaps with a FROG SPLASH onto CAGE! CHAD bounces up and back onto CAGE, as CHAD hooks the leg, and the referee counts. ONE…. TWO… THREE! YOUNG couldn’t get back into the ring in time!
WINNER: CHAD
FLUSH!!!
We hear the sound of a toilet flushing as the cameras appear to be in the arenas bathroom. Out of one of the stalls comes NICK NITRO, JONATHYN'S future XWC ANARCHY star and XWC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP hopeful, as well as one of his answers to THE BLOOD HOUNDS. NICK NITRO goes over to the sink and he stands in front of the mirror, looking at himself. He then smiles and nods his head, approving in a way. He starts to wash his hands...and yes, he uses soap. He then leans his face down and puts some water on his face. As he is doing this, we hear the sounds of a can dropping and it causes NITRO to whip his head up immediately and notices the smoke filled room. He starts to cough and grab his throat at this time. Through the bathroom mirror, we see the image of one of the ASSASSINS that has been attacking people through the night appear!! OH NO, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD! THE ASSASSIN swings what looks to be a sledgehammer at the head of NICK NITRO...
CRACK!!!
DAMMIT! The sound of the sledgehammer cracking against the back of the skull of NICK NITRO has a sickening thud as NITRO falls and hits his head on the sink on the way down. Blood starts to spread across the restroom floor as some of the smoke now clears up. THE ASSASSIN pulls NITRO over to one of the stalls where we see the other ASSASSIN has just got done urinating in the stall. He is zipping up his pants as the ASSASSIN who did the attack lifts up the busted NITRO and then drags him to the stall, he grabs him by the head, allowing the other ASSASSIN to kick him in his head with force right before he takes his face and slams it right into the urine water of that toilet!!! That's just....that's just gross! THE ASSASSINS now walk away from the restrooms and after exiting, we see two gas mask come flying back into the room as it appears they have unmasked themselves. The shot cuts back to the ring.
SABRINA WILSON
vs.
VICTOR GILLEAN
- - JET'S CRUISERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 2 - -
SABRINA and VICTOR stand face to face in the middle of the ring. SABRINA
slaps VICTOR. VICTOR returns the favor. A fan yells out “You fight like a
girl, VICTOR!” VICTOR ignores it and hits SABRINA with a dropkick. He
follows it up with a swift leg drop. VICTOR brings SABRINA to her feet and
she fights back. SABRINA kicks VICTOR in the gut and drops him with a DDT.
SABRINA rebounds off the ropes and lands a flipping senton splash on
GILLEAN. SABRINA stomps VICTOR’S chest a few times. SABRINA lifts her leg
and drives it down, but VICTOR grabs it and turns, hitting her with a dragon
screw. VICTOR holds onto the leg and locks SABRINA in a figure four. SABRINA
reaches the ropes to break the hold. VICTOR gets a kick in the gut following
the release of the hold. SABRINA uses the ropes to pull herself up and lands
a charging headbutt to the midsection of VICTOR. She goes for a dropkick,
but VICTOR dodges, leaving her mat bound. VICTOR hits a quick elbow drop on
the fallen SABRINA. VICTOR heads outside of the ring. SABRINA sees this and
dives over the top rope and onto VICTOR on the outside. Both competitors are
down. SABRINA is up first, followed closely by VICTOR. The two trade blows
on the outside but VICTOR gets the better of SABRINA and slams her face on
the ring apron. A dazed SABRINA is speared onto the arena floor by VICTOR.
VICTOR brings a vicious assault of punches to the face of SABRINA. VICTOR
relents and immediately climbs the barricade on the outside of the arena.
VICTOR measures the distance and dives with a 360° leg drop. VICTOR rolls
SABRINA back into the ring and goes for the pin but only gets a two count.
Both are up and SABRINA wastes no time as she Irish whips VICTOR into the
turnbuckle. She follows that up with a cartwheel elbow in the corner. As
VICTOR stumbles out of the corner, he’s hit with a bulldog, courtesy of
SABRINA WILSON. SABRINA locks in a camel clutch; VICTOR escapes by making it
to the ropes. SABRINA stomps VICTOR in frustration. SABRINA climbs the
nearest turnbuckle and waits for VICTOR to stand. VICTOR stands up and
SABRINA hits him with a flying cross body. VICTOR uses SABRINA’S momentum to
roll through and cover her. She kicks out quickly. Both competitors are on
their feet. VICTOR kicks SABRINA in the leg. SABRINA answers with a kick to
the ribs. VICTOR comes back with a kick to the back of the knee. SABRINA
falls to her knees. VICTOR downs her with a basement dropkick. VICTOR climbs
the turnbuckle and flies off with a Phoenix splash, but SABRINA moves at the
last second! VICTOR lands in a heap on the mat and SABRINA goes for a cover.
Two count! SABRINA helps VICTOR up so she can beat on him some more. SABRINA hits him with a series of forearms to the face. SABRINA sets him up for a powerbomb.
She lifts him over her head and runs across the ring. WILSON BOMB! SABRINA
goes for the pin. 1… 2…THREE! WHAT A CLOSE MATCH!!
WINNER: SABRINA WILSON
ZACH RIZZA
vs.
TONY CAPRETTI
- - X-Treme Rules - -
The ref is down in the ring when TONY CAPRETTI comes out to an excited crowd. Suddenly RIZZA'S music hits as he comes out up by the X-Tron wearing the XWF X-Treme Title Belt around his waist as he simply raises his hands up causing an uproar throughout the arena. He then slowly begins making his way down towards the ring when CAPRETTI slides out and goes running tackling RIZZA down into the rampway! CAPRETTI then starts wailing on RIZZA right away as the ref slides out of the ring. CAPRETTI keeps it up wailing on him over and over again until the ref pulls him off and tells him to take it to the ring to start the match. CAPRETTI takes a couple steps towards the ring with the ref only to trick him and go running back nastily clotheslining RIZZA who was just starting to stand up. CAPRETTI then unstraps the Title from his waist and lays it down flat on the rampway to then step on it and spit on it mocking it!!! CAPRETTI then slowly picks up RIZZA and lifts him up in a stalling suplex to then take a couple steps back and drop RIZZA face first with a front suplex straight on the XWF World Title Belt!!! RIZZA lands hard and is heard slightly moaning as a small pool of blood is starting to be seen forming underneath RIZZA'S face. CAPRETTI then grabs a hold of RIZZA and starts dragging him towards the ring by his hair to then roll him up into the ring while he himself is getting up on the ring apron himself. CAPRETTI then climbs in as the ref is already in there and now has the bell rung Officially starting the match. CAPRETTI then drops down to his knees when the ref slides in..... and instead notices CAPRETTI not pinning RIZZA but instead mounting him and repeatedly punching him breaking him open further. And with each punch there is more and more blood on CAPRETTI's hand. CAPRETTI then gets off of RIZZA while picking him up and hooking his head for a suplex when he lifts him up when..... suddenly out of nowhere RIZZA wiggles his legs for everything in him and reverses it by landing on his feet and lifting CAPRETTI up into the air. He then stalls for a few seconds before dropping down with a Brainbuster on CAPRETTI!!! Both men look temporarily downed as the ref starts up the 10-count. 1..... 2..... 3..... 4...... 5..... and CAPRETTI is slowly starting to stir as RIZZA is now to his feet from using the ropes. RIZZA now on his feet sees CAPRETTI back to his feet, CAPRETTI however comes running across the ring in an attempt to clothesline RIZZA out of the ring. But RIZZA seeing is way in advance drops down to one knee grabbing a hold of the top rope sending CAPRETTI flipping over and crashing down on the outside! RIZZA then gets back up and slowly starts climbing up the turnbuckles. He looks down while waiting as CAPRETTI is ever so slowly getting up RIZZA then jumps off when.... KER-BLAMMY!!! RIZZA crowns CAPRETTI nastily!!!!! RIZZA then getting up grabs a hold of CAPRETTI rolls him up onto the announcer's table without taking the TV’s or cover off! RIZZA then gets up himself and lifts CAPRETTI' head up between his legs when..... BLAMO!!!! RIZZA lays CAPRETTI out by putting him through the table with a sit down piledriver!!!! RIZZA then rolls over and grabs a hold of CAPRETTI while then rolling him back into the ring. RIZZA lifts CAPRETTI over his head, CAPRETTI struggling to get away. RIZZA flips CAPRETTI through the air, DDT'ing him to the mat. RIZZA and TONY are both down and exhausted. Suddenly, DEANO THE DESTROYER appears on the ramp and makes his way down to the ring! The crowd gives DEANO a mixed response as he climbs into the ring. The ref warns DEANO he doesn’t belong in here, but DEANO just shoves the ref out of the ring. DEANO looks over the two fallen men. He checks on TONY for a few moments who has barely moved. DEANO then turns his attention to RIZZA. DEANO picks RIZZA up and executes the Destroyer on RIZZA, knocking him right back to the mat. DEANO then grabs TONY drops him on the fallen RIZZA. DEANO then slides out of the ring, grabs the ref and throws him back into the ring. The ref starts to come to and sees the cover. 1......... 2..... RIZZA KICKS OUT! The crowd erupts and DEANO looks surprised, yet impressed. DEANO then grabs a steel chair and climbs back into the ring. He waits until RIZZA had made it back to his feet and then CRACK! Took the chair upside his head! RIZZA is down and is now bleeding. TONY has gotten to his feet at this point as well and DEANO takes the chair and cracks him over the head!!! DEANO throws TONY on RIZZA one more time, the ref finally catching the pin. 1........2.......THREE! NEW CHAMPION!!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION:
Backstage we see VICTOR walking through the hallways and he walks right into the mountain of a man that is DERRICK DYNAMITE. VICTOR looks up at him
and is standing in shock at he sees the 7'0 brother of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. The look on DERRICK's face is a grin... He points behind VICTOR and you see OG THUG standing behind him.. VICTOR obviously knows what’s going on.
OG THUG: Who do you think you are? You are going to call out the Bloodhounds? You want to face DYNAMIC in the middle of the ring?
DERRICK grabs VICTOR by the back of the head and throws him into the wall and follows it up with a few thunderous punches to the mans face and chest. OG hands DERRICK a chair and you see DERRICK just throws it to the side and OG smiles... DERRICK starts choking VICTOR and drops him down to the floor. Putting the boots to VICTOR.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Stop it!
DYNAMIC smiles as his brother stands back up and you see DYNAMIC has the BHE title in his hands. He motions for OG and DERRICK to pick him up and DYNAMIC takes the title and slams it against VICTOR's head sending him back down. DYNAMIC now kneels down next to him and speaks.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: You're gonna start your quest to take the Bloodhounds out by challenging me? Who in the hell do you think you are kid? Some goth wannabe is going to challenge me and say he's gonna take out my friends and family? You have to be kidding me... You ain't in the same league with me, and you never will be! You want me in a match? Why don't you prove to the world you can win something first? You want me then I would be more than happy to end your career and send you back to audition for your local Goth band... Till then son focus on something that you know you can handle; because you don't want none of this....
DYNAMIC spits on VICTOR now as DERRICK, OG, and himself all start to walk away. BIGGS comes running up and sees VICTOR sitting on the ground, uninjured except for his pride.
BIGGS: VICTOR! What happened?
VICTOR: I don’t want to talk about it.
BIGGS: Look, kid, forget about him. He’s not even here for the right reasons. He walks around with his bodyguards and his “posse” like he’s Vanilla friggin’ Ice or something, the guy’s got his head so far up his ass he can taste his own pancreas. He’s old news bud. We need to concentrate on YOU, not him. Listen to me. I’ve already got the wheels in motion. And forget about the Cruiserweight title too.. Once we get you the X-Treme Title, I’ve already cleared you for another title shot!
VICTOR: What? You have?
BIGGS: I have.. All we have to get you now.. is a TAG TEAM PARTNER… The question is.. WHO..?
BIGGS and VICTOR both look upwards and rub their chins as the shot cuts back to the ring..
The Scene opens inside IRON BULL'S Locker Room. He's practicing his kickboxing. Suddenly, the door bangs open and IRON BULL'S long term friend and training partner, LUCA DIMARCO, falls in.
IRON BULL: What are you doing here? Your not allowed!
LUCA: Hey! I sneaked past the Security Guards who were distracted by a naked cut out of SABRINA WILSON I left there.
IRON BULL: How on Earth did you manage to find that?!
LUCA: Errr... Lets get off that subject. Looking forward to your match?
IRON BULL: (Strokes chin.) Hmmmm... You have something to hide, don't you?
LUCA: No, I just don't want to tell you where I found it.
IRON BULL: OK, I trust you on this one. Yeah I'm looking forward to this match, I think we might have won this one.
LUCA: Who's we?
IRON BULL: *Sigh* For the 301st time it's me and -
Just then, TRENT GEIN slowly walked through the door with his chainsaw. LUCA jumps in fright and hides behind IRON BULL.
IRON BULL: And TRENT GEIN. How you doing?
TRENT GEIN: Alright. Who’s that? (Points to LUCA)
IRON BULL: Oh that’s LUCA DIMARCO, my training partner and friend. Say Hi, LUCA.
LUCA:(Shaking) Hi.
LUCA whispers something into IRON BULL'S ear.
IRON BULL: He wants to know why you have a chainsaw, TRENT.
TRENT GEIN: If I told you that, I'd have to kill you.
LUCA: AHHHHHH!!!
LUCA screams and runs out of the door, still screaming down the corridor.
IRON BULL: Nice one, TRENT! (Offers a high 5 to TRENT GEIN. He doesn't return the favor.)
TRENT GEIN: I hope your ready for our match tonight.
IRON BULL: Of course I am. Never been more ready in my life. But the main question is, are you?
TRENT GEIN: Yes.
IRON BULL: OK. Come on then. It’s TIME!
IRON BULL, TRENT GEIN and his trusty chainsaw all head off toward the ring for the match.
TRENT GEIN & IRON BULL
vs.
PAUL ROACH & HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE
- - X-Treme Tag Match - -
ROACH and HONKEY are already down in the ring when " Out Of Control" by Hoobastank hits the PA System as IRON BULL takes his place in the middle of the X-Tron and the pyros blow.. He makes his way down the steel rampway when he stops right towards the bottom of it with his opponents glaring away at him and shouting obscene things. No sooner than IRON BULL stops at the bottom the sound of a chainsaw being started up can be heard throughout the arena. And after a 3rd pull it starts as the arena goes dark a little bit when.. BOOM! An explosion hits and the lights slowly fade back up to show IRON BULL still standing there with ROACH and HONKEY staring him down but this time with TRENT GEIN wielding his chainsaw right behind them!!! The crowd pops massively as they slowly turn around seeing him now and try to hightail it out of the ring when TRENT GEIN grabs on a hold of ROACH. He quickly then throws his chainsaw off to the side of the ring as the ref calls for the bell starting the match off now as TRENT GEIN then whips him into the corner and wails away on him with hard, powerful rights and lefts just hammering away on him further and further down into the ring mat. TRENT GEIN now picks ROACH back up only to nail him with a hard uppercut throat thruster knocking him down again as HONKEY jumps in for the save and is taken down in the exact same manner! TRENT GEIN then waits a little bit as both men are slowly getting back up to their feet when he comes running over double clotheslining them straight out of the ring! The crowd pops again now as TRENT GEIN slides out of the ring towards them. He reaches underneath the ring pulling out a stop sign as ROACH is getting up slowly when he cracks it hard across the top of his head causing him to drop down to his knees in pain now, only to have TRENT GEIN back up another foot or two and kind of jump this time landing the stop sign again across the top of his head with a sickening CRACK sound!!!! TRENT GEIN walks over and is just about to pick him up when he looks up to the a running HONKEY jump off of the ring apron to clothesline him straight off of his feet! HONKEY quickly then reaches underneath the ring grabbing up a baseball bat as he turns around and bashes it into TRENT GEIN'S stomach doubling him over. HONKEY is just about to raise the baseball bat up above his head when suddenly he feels it being yanked out from his hands as he turns around when..... CRACK!!!!! IRON BULL now after have came running over stole the baseball bat from HONKEY and booted him in his gut as he laid him down and out with a hard shot straight down across his back! IRON BULL then tosses the baseball bat off to the side as he see ROACH beginning to get up he runs across the pathway in front of the announcer's tables straight into him so hard with a clothesline, that both men flip up and over the steel guard wall!!! Though 30 seconds later IRON BULL slowly begins emerging while tossing a limp ROACH back over the wall as he climbs back over himself and gets back on the ring apron in his neutral corner spot as TRENT GEIN walks over now grabbing up ROACH and whipping him hard into the steel ringpost! And with a sickening thud, ROACH drops like a sack of potatoes as TRENT GEIN grabs him up and rolls him back into the ring. TRENT GEIN then slides in as well making an immediate cover on him, 1....... 2....... and a save from HONKEY jumping in at the last second breaking up the count. HONKEY continues on stomping away at TRENT GEIN'S head as he picks him up and runs him over while throwing him shoulder first into the steel ringpost before getting back out of the ring. The crowd boos HONKEY as he's now tagged in by a weary ROACH as he jumps quickly into the ring and quickly begins hammering and mudhole stomping away at TRENT GEIN. HONKEY yanks him out from the corner hooking his head and leg while flipping him over with a fisherman's suplex pin as the ref drops down, 1....... 2..... and a kickout by TRENT GEIN. HONKEY gets back up to his feet fast as he yanks TRENT GEIN over only mere feet from IRON BULL mocking him and teasing him in his face for not letting him be able to tag in while holding an awkward headlock submission hold on TRENT GEIN. Though in failing to realize, HONKEY watches as IRON BULL reaches over the top rope as much as can and slaps the one leg the TRENT GEIN had lifted into the in trying to get the to the ropes when.... CRASH!!! IRON BULL immediately climbed to the top rope and jumped off taking HONKEY off of his feet with an extremely hard clothesline breaking up his hold on TRENT GEIN. IRON BULL then quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs up 2 steel folding chairs and slides back in while placing one down on the ground and using the 2nd one to blast away at HONKEY with as the chair gets more and more dented. Suddenly though, ROACH tries in vain to help out his partner in running in only to be taken out with a hard chair shot straight to the face and is broken up widely as he rolled out of the side of the ring. IRON BULL then places one steel folding chair underneath HONKEY'S head and picks up the other one when... SMASH!!!!! He nails a one man con-chair-to breaking HONKEY wide open as well!!!!! The crowd pops massively as IRON BULL sets up HONKEY for the Sidewalk Slam as TRENT GEIN grabs up ROACH at the same time for the PLAINSFIELD!.... BAM!!!! BAM!!!! Both IRON BULL and TRENT GEIN nail their finishers at the same time as IRON BULL nails the Sidewalk Slam on HONKEY straight onto the steel folding chair while TRENT GEIN hit The Plainsfield outside the ring on ROACH!!!! The crowd pops going hysterical as IRON BULL makes a cover with the ref sliding in, 1..... 2..... and a THREE COUNT!!! TRENT GEIN and IRON BULL have done it! They won the match as the ref lifts up both of their arms into the air!
WINNERS: TRENT GEIN & IRON BULL
We cut to the parking lot where we can see CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY talking on his cell phone with someone, moving his hands around as he talks. He then yells into the phone.
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY: Hello? Where you go? Can You Here Me Now?!
CONNOLLY moves over to the side, and we see the "BOOST MOBILE" sign on his phone, CONNOLLY decides to sell it in a way.
CONNOLLY: I said, WHERE YOU AT?!
Just as CONNOLLY says this, we hear an engine roaring down the parking lot. Suddenly, a black Cadillac with tinted windows pulls up next to CONNOLLY, he tries looking inside but he sees no one. The Cadillac just sits there, no one bothers to get out. We hear the engine rev a couple of times, sounding off the rugged V6 engine. Out of nowhere, from behind, CONNOLLY is grabbed by one of those masked ASSASSINS and they slam CONNOLLY's head right through the passenger side of the Cadillac!!!
BRING-A-LING!!!!!
The sounds of CONNOLLY's head going through the window echoes throughout the parking lot. CONNOLLY doesn't move as his body is halfway through the window. The other Assassin gets out of his car, Gas Mask on, nodding their head. The ASSASSIN pulls out a brick as the other ASSASSIN watches on. The Driver/ASSASSIN sits the brick on the accelerator and watches as the car goes speeding down the parking lot...wait a minute now!!!
CRASH!!!!
RABOIN is in the ring while BOONDOCK is circling it. He slides in and
hands his XWC World Championship belt to the referee who hands it to the
ring announcer. The bell rings and both men lock horns in the middle of the
ring. RABOIN takes the upper hand and forces SAINT back into the corner and
he quickly follows it up with hard rights to the face of BOONDOCK. BOONDOCK
retaliates with rights of his own sending RABOIN himself back into the
middle of the ring. SAINT bounces himself off the ring ropes and comes back
with a flying forearm, taking RABOIN down to the mat. SAINT jumps to the top
rope, but MIKE is able to regain his breath and pushes SAINT off the ropes
and sends him crashing into the steel guardrail on the floor. MIKE exits the
ring with a smile on his face and begins to lay into BOONDOCK SAINT with
several hard punches and kicks to the prone body of BOONDOCK SAINT. MIKE
lifts BOONDOCK up and onto his shoulder and...BAM!! MIKE just sent BOONDOCK
crashing head first into the steel ring post! BOONDOCK rolls around on the
concrete floor screaming in pain, as RABOIN calmly pulls SAINT to his feet
and nails him with stiff chop to the chest of BOONDOCK SAINT. SAINT holds
his chest as MIKE rushes at him and spears him into the guardrail. RABOIN
smiles as he realizes BOONDOCK may be out as the referee has reached a count
of 7. MIKE rolls back into the ring and back out in order to break the
count. MIKE grabs SAINT and pulls him over towards the announcers table and
bounces him, head-first, off the table itself. RABOIN shoves SAINT's prone
body onto the table and jumps up onto the table himself. MIKE nails SAINT in
the back with a hard forearm, and sets him up for a DDT through the table,
but SAINT is able to counter out. SAINT nails RABOIN with a hard right
knocking him silly...BAM!! THE TABLE JUST GAVE WAY UNDER THE WEIGHT OF BOTH MEN!! Both men are laid out on the floor as the referee is at a count of
5...........6..........7, RABOIN is almost to his feet, but SAINT is only
able to move his arms...........8, MIKE RABOIN is up, but
unsteady..........9..............RABOIN JUST BREAKS THE COUNT! RABOIN rolls
back out of the ring and throws BOONDOCK back into the ring. RABOIN makes
the cover on SAINT, who has yet to even stand, 1...2...THR-SHOULDER UP! MIKE
looks frustrated as he pulls SAINT to his feet and...HIGH IMPACT! OUT OF
NOWHERE, 1...2...THR-KICKOUT!! BOONDOCK SAINT kicked out!! RABOIN grabs his
hair and attempts to pull it out in frustration. He looks down at BOONDOCK
and pulls him to his feet and he goes for another HIGH IMPACT, but BOONDOCK
counters and...DIVINE INTERVENTION! BOONDOCK NAILED IT!! COVER!
1...2...THR-KICKOUT!! NOW IT'S RABOIN SOMEHOW KICKING OUT!! BOONDOCK can’t believe it! He grabs RABOIN and throws him to the ropes.. But RABOIN gets tripped up on the way back!! He falls on his face!! BOONDOCK looks surprised, but he takes advantage by jumping on top of him and applying a sleeper hold!! HE locks it in! RABOIN is losing consciousness!! The ref lifts his hand!! It drops!! AGAIN! It drops!! AGAIN!! IT’S ALL OVER!!
WINNER: BOONDOCK SAINT
BOONDOCK gets the win on a fluke!! RABOIN just fell! BOONDOCK walks over to the ropes to see what RABOIN may have tripped over, and when he looks down, he can’t believe what he sees!! It’s PATIENCE PRYCE! She tripped RABOIN to give BOONDOCK the win! BOONDOCK jumps out of the ring for an embrace, and PATIENCE heads over to the announcers table, where she pulls out a burlap bag! WHAT IS IN THE BAG? PATIENCE pulls the bag into the ring and dumps the contents of the bag on top of RABOIN!! It’s a PYTHON!! RABOIN slowly wakes up and REALIZES THERE’S A SNAKE ON HIM!! He shoots to his feet and trots over to the ropes, flopping over them like he’s never exited a ring before!! Shades of Jake The Snake Roberts here as BOONDOCK and PATIENCE pick up the snake and display it to the crowd!!
On top of the ramp, CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY comes out and starts to attack MIKE RABOIN, pulling him back down to the ring. PRINCE AKEEM gives SAINT the briefcase and he opens it up. AKEEM then tries to help CONNOLLY, but RABOIN is holding his own. SAINT takes a Bible out of the case and a can of lighter fluid. CONNOLLY finally gets the advantage and starts wailing away at RABOIN, tossing him into the ring. This allows SAINT more time to set up as he lights the match. RABOIN then fights out of the corner and manages to crack the skulls of CONNOLLY and AKEEM together and both men go down. RABOIN looks down at them as they scramble to the outside, but he turns around and gets the surprise of his life. BOONDOCK blows into the flame in the Bible and a fireball hits MIKE RABOIN in the face. The shot catches him in the eyes and RABOIN is rolling around in pain. SAINT drops the flaming Bible and picks up a microphone.
SAINT: No wonder they call the Bible the GOOD BOOK.
The crowd is too in shock to boo him. They can't believe that he would blind a man to keep the title.
SAINT: Losing the title made me realize one thing. And that is I need to do ANYTHING to keep it. MIKE, congratulations. You are now a part of OPERATION: ENDGAME.
The fans start to let SAINT have it.
SAINT: JONATHYN wants to put me in a cage with snakes? So be it. However, I am going to prove that I am the most venomous creature in that cage. (Laughs) Provided you get to Denver with your eyesight.
The fans really boo SAINT, but he reaches back into that briefcase. He takes out a velvet bag and holds it up.
SAINT: After last week, and what the BLOOD HOUNDS did. I figure that the company I made in my own image should have a title of my image on it.
SAINT takes the new XWC WORLD TITLE out and it has a picture of a cross on it. The belt is platinum like all of the titles in ROH. This belt is stunning.
SAINT: RABOIN, I almost lost the belt last week. I am not going to underestimate you like I did DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. There is no way you can even SEE the title. (cackles)
He is really hearing it from the crowd.
SAINT: That's not just truth. It's Gospel.
"Cult of Personality" plays and PRINCE AKEEM raises the hand of the SAINT with CONNOLLY and PATIENCE posing on either side. Is MIKE RABOIN going to be allowed to compete in Denver at RAGE IN THE CAGE??? This Pay Per View is going to be something!!
In the back, a very distraught JOSH HUDSON is already in his street clothes and headed for the door. A voice calls out to him.
BIGGS: JOSH!
JOSH turns around, anger in his eyes
HUDSON: What the hell do you want?
BIGGS: I think the REAL question is.. What does JOSH HUDSON want?
HUDSON: Okay. Then the real ANSWER is.. I want you to get out of my face before I turn your face into a nice decoration for this wall here.
BIGGS: Good! Good! That’s the kind of aggressive creativity I love about you!
HUDSON: Love? Look, Fruity Pants, I don’t swing that way. You best get to steppin’ before I do something truly awful.
BIGGS: Listen to me, champ. You had a GREAT match out there tonight.
HUDSON: A GREAT MATCH? I got SCREWED! That Trouser Stain DYNO-MUTT had to cheat to beat me, and he got away with it too! Just like he always does! Once again, I get shafted by the XWF. This place sucks, I’m outta here.
BIGGS: Hold on there, HUDSON. What if I told you I could get you a shot at the HART TITLE one week after Rage In The Cage?
HUDSON: I’d say “Screw you.”
BIGGS: But weren’t you supposed to be in the Hart title match at Rage? Didn’t you want to win that match?
HUDSON: Yeah, and I got SCREWED there too! What’s your point?
BIGGS: My point is this.. You stick around, and let ME handle your career in the XWF. I will get you title shots, I’ll get you higher level matches, AND, I’ll get you an actual PARTNER who can prevent these little “screw jobs” from happening to you! What do you say to that?
HUDSON stops and thins for a minute..
HUDSON: Look, you and I both know that I can wipe the floor with IRON BULLS*** and STINKEY OUTHOUSE.
BIGGS: “Stinky Outhouse!” That’s GOLD! Do go on!
HUDSON: And you say you can just get me that shot?
BIGGS: It’s as simple as you singing this paper.
BIGGS produces a contract.
HUDSON: What the hell is this?
BIGGS: This is your contract for my services! This is how I get paid.
HUDSON: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I have to PAY you for this?
BIGGS: Just a small percentage of your wages. Like a tip!
HUDSON: Like a tip? I got a tip for you, son. I don’t need YOU to get where I need to be. I can do it myself. I ain’t payin’ you to give me what I can earn myself..
BIGGS: Well, a couple seconds ago, you were ready to quit. Just like VICTOR GILLEAN.. Now look at him. High profile matches, his name is all over the XWF website, he’s front page news! And it only costs him a small percentage of his earnings.. Earnings, I might add, that have IMPROVED since he brought me in. So think about it, your options are to QUIT, and pull in NO XWF money, or stick around with me, and pull in MORE XWF money..
HUDSON: I’m not a big fan of fancy double talk, dude. Give me the damn contract, I’ll look at it.
BIGGS: That’s all I ask. I’ll talk to you next week then?
HUDSON: If I show up.
HUDSON turns and walks out the door. BIGGS continues to shout to him as he disappears.
BIGGS: Fair enough. Nice work tonight against DYNAMITE!! I can get you a rematch down the line if you want it!!!
BIGGS surveys his work and turns to leave, content that he may have a new client..
The "Bloodhound Anthem" by DMX plays as ARSON walks to the ring followed by KID MONEY and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. DYNAMIC has the BHE title over his shoulder and a black bag in his hand. As they reach the ring ARSON slides in
the ring and sits on the top turnbuckle.
"Hip Hop Star" by Beyonce starts to play as STAR walks to the ring with SABRINA WILSON and TYGER LILLY following her. As they reach the ring, STAR steps through the ropes and waits for the bell.
ARSON hops down off the ropes and stands face to face with STAR. The bell rings and ARSON smiles and jumps over the top rope to the out side. He goes for a chair and sets it up on the out side. ARSON then sits down as the ref starts the 10 count. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... TEN!! And your winner by count out.. STAR!!
WINNER: STAR
ARSON then slides back in the ring as DYNAMIC, KID MONEY, SABRINA and TYGER LILLY all get in. ARSON shakes STAR’s hand and grabs a mic.
ARSON: What would make me do something so stupid as to through away a prime shot a title? Why did I just do that? I know that is running through your little minds. Because what ever Idea Jon comes up with We are three steps ahead. What better way to destroy the Hounds then turn them on each other. Why cause no one in this company can takes us out but ourselves. No matter what pile of crap Jon brings in to take us out it just will not work. You know what Jon no matter how many little Piles of crap you get you know what it equals? ONE BIG PILE OF S***. You see Jon you striped my boy of the title cause you hate the idea of any of the Hounds holding a title. Well tonight is your worst nightmare. Cause we debut the most exciting belt in wrestling history and that is the belt that DYNAMIC has over his shoulder. Well Jon because you are an unoriginal moron and because of your own actions we do not have one title holder in the hounds we have two. That’s right . You want to bring back the XWC and you want to put it back on TV that is fine Cause according to this little paper that I have had my lawyer look over I am Well hell I let DD announce it
ARSON Hands the mic to DYNAMITE.
DYNAMIC: Ok you little bitches Get on your feet for the return Of Your one and only BLOODHOUND TV CHAMPION
DYNAMIC hands the brand new belt and the mic back to ARSON.
ARSON: That’s right JON, as long as the XWC was gone this title did not mean a damn thing. But you want to disrespect the Hounds and break us apart you want us to fight each other for belts. Well Sorry son but we just gained two and after Rage in the Cage we will have Four and there is not a God damn thing you can do about it Jon, You want a War well guess what we have just
started to fight.
”My Name’s Jon Brown” hits, and here comes the boss! He looks amused as he steps out to the stage with clipboard in hand..
JONATHYN: Um.. Now usually, I’d be out here a little concerned or panicked.. But. IS THAT IT? ARSON, I had so much hope for you as an up and coming star here in the XWF, and you’ve decided to chuck all that so you can hang with the toughest kids in high school?
ARSON: HELL YEAH! The Blood Hounds have got you pissing your pants every week, and you KNOW we’re taking over!
JONATHYN looks down and confirms the dryness of his pants before continuing.
JONATHYN: Yeah.. About that.. Can I ask you something, ARSE? You don’t kind if I shorten your name up a bit, do you, ARSE? I just want to make sure I’ve got this straight. You just gave up your shot at a legitimate title in the XWF so that your “friends” here could reward you with a REPLICA of a belt that means about as much as.. well here, let me demonstrate..
JONATHYN backs up a few steps, “hulks up” and screams into the microphone like he just won the main event match..
JONATHYN: YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES! YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE GLORY AND YOU MAY HAVE THE ADORATION OF THE FANS, AND YOU MAY HAVE THE REAL XWF TITLES.. BUT I HAVE..
JONATHYN looks around for a moment, then reaches down and yanks his shoe off his foot.
JONATHYN: I HAVE THE SHOE!! THE UNIVERSAL SHOE!! THE SHOE THAT IS BIGGER THAN ALL YOUR TITLES COMBINED!! YEEEEAAAAARRRRRRGH!!
JONATHYN stops and grabs his head in pain.
JONATHYN: Damn. How do you guys DO that? Anyhoo, here’s what I’m saying. Any bonehead with a charge card can stumble into “Belts R Us” and have a title made for them, just ask my girlfriend, current holder of the “World’s Greatest Omelet” belt. The point is, you just got “punked” by your pals into jobbing away a real title to win what is a essentially a toy.
ARSON looks at his belt, then back at JONATHYN.
JONATHYN: Yeah, sorry CHAMP. But look at the bright side, now you get to take some time and rest this Sunday while all your pals are in the ring fighting for actual titles!
ARSON’s out of the PPV! The crowd can’t believe it!
JONATHYN: Now unless there’s anything else..? DIDN’T THINK SO.
The fans cheer as a very smug JONATHYN walks to the back. The Hounds screwed themselves again! DYNAMITE calms ARSON down, knowing that this is FAR from over..
In the backstage area, BOONDOCK SAINT is seen walking down the hallway with his XWC World Title over his shoulder. He seems to be hyping himself up after his match. He reaches the end of the hall and as he turns the corner to the hall, he is met with a 2x4 straight to the face. BOONDOCK SAINT hits the ground and clutches his face which appears to be bloodied now. From around the corner we see the same two ASSASSINS that attacked JONATHYN earlier in the night! THE ASSASSINS both put the boots to BOONDOCK SAINT for a good minute. One of the ASSASSINS then reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a can of mace. The other ASSASSIN drops to his knee's and sticks his camouflaged gloved finger in SAINT's mouth prying it open. He then grips the jaws of SAINT and THE ASSASSIN with the can of mace aims right for SAINT's mouth and starts to spray Mace down his throat!! OH MY GOD! This is a sick, ruthless act on these masked ASSASSINS part!! BOONDOCK SAINT rolls around on the ground, obviously choking, damn near to his death! One of the ASSASSINS walks out of frame for a second and comes back with a sheet of glass and a steel chair. The ASSASSIN hands the chair to his mirror image and then lays his sheet over the face of SAINT, steadying it so it doesn't fall off. THE ASSASSIN with the chair raises his chair into the air and then comes down with it right over the face of SAINT, shattering the glass and slicing up the face of BOONDOCK SAINT!!! HOLY S***!!
YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD EVEN CHANTING "HOLY S***!" IN THE BACKGROUND! THIS IS JUST VILE!.. AND WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT FAMINE!!
THE TWO ASSASSINS look down at the coughing, bloody SAINT who lays painfully in the broken sheets of glass as one of them pulls out a "BLACKOUT" t-shirt from their back pocket and lays it across the face of SAINT. They both walk off the scene as we get a close-up of BOONDOCK SAINT.
All men are in the ring, separated into their two teams, as this match looks to get underway. The bell rings, as ACE VINCENT and SAVIOR start things off. The bell rings, and this one is underway! VINCENT and SAVIOR circle, meeting in the center of the ring with a show of strength. ACE and the former STEVE SANDIN lock hands, the stronger ACE VINCENT starting to gain control. He bends SAVIOR’s back backwards, showing his strength. SAVIOR fights back, though, and is able to struggle to a neutral position. He then quickly spins behind VINCENT and grabs a rear waistlock. Showing some amateur prowess, he takes VINCENT down quickly and locks in a headlock. He wrenches away at the ACE OF SPADES’ neck, VINCENT showing obvious discomfort. VINCENT fights to his feet and whips SAVIOR against the ropes. When SAVIOR comes back VINCENT goes for a hip toss, but SAVIOR lands on his feet and hits a hip toss of his own! SAVIOR then steps back and hits a big guillotine leg drop right across VINCENT’s throat! He covers, but only gets two. Pulling VINCENT by his arm, he then tags in his partner, MC TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE wastes no time going to work, hitting a quick standing shooting star press! He covers... 1... and VINCENT grabs the ropes. TERRIBLE picks up VINCENT and brings him to the center of the ring, where he plants him quickly with a DDT. He gets up to taunt AIDAN COLLINS, who goes to climb in the ring but is held back by the official. This gives SAVIOR time to come in the ring and they hit a double superkick on VINCENT! The ref turns around and goes to make the count, but COLLINS acts quickly and breaks it up. MC TERRIBLE takes VINCENT back into their corner and tags in SAVIOR. SAVIOR brings ACE into the center of the ring and knees him quickly in the chest. ACE drops to a knee, and SAVIOR tries to whip him in to the corner, but ACE reverses and sends SAVIOR into the turnbuckle chest first! ACE then jumps to the top-rope, leaps off and connects with the Monday Night Special! Both men are down, and begin the slow crawl to their partners. They reach them at the same time and make the tag! AIDAN COLLINS comes in hot and quickly gives MC TERRIBLE a running 360 elbow, then clotheslines SAVIOR straight out of the ring! TERRIBLE tries to get a shot in on DA BLIZ, but COLLINS ducks under and hits a Northern Lights Suplex into a bridging pin. The ref goes to make the count... but COLLINS rolls through and hits a second... then he rolls through again and hits a third into a bridging pin! The “3-some”! MC TERRIBLE’s foot is on the rope, though, and the count is broken. COLLINS brings TERRIBLE to his corner and tags in VINCENT. COLLINS goes to the center of the ring, and gets on all fours, VINCENT placing TERRIBLE in a sitting position on top of him. VINCENT then springboards off the ropes and hits the VINCENT KICK, a leg lariat! VINCENT covers, but SAVIOR comes from nowhere and breaks it up with a shooting star press from the top rope! COLLINS comes into the ring and starts brawling with SAVIOR as TERRIBLE and VINCENT are still down from the move that took them both out. SAVIOR takes COLLINS out of the ring, as the brawl outside. Inside the ring, TERRIBLE and VINCENT struggle to their feet and exchange blows. VINCENT gains the advantage and picks up TERRIBLE, looking for a suplex. TERRIBLE rolls through straight into a schoolboy, though! 1..... 2........... Kick out at the last nanosecond for Vincent! VINCENT gets up angry and kicks TERRIBLE straight in the gut! He whips TERRIBLE in the corner and hits a running dropkick straight to TERRIBLE’s jaw. He then links it straight into a ten punch combo... 1.... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5..... 6........ And TERRIBLE turns it into a powerbomb! Quickly jumping to the top rope, TERRIBLE leaps off and hits a double stomp straight to VINCENT’s chest! Outside the ring, SAVIOR and COLLINS continue to brawl up the entrance ramp, SAVIOR hitting a drop toe-hold then sends COLLINS face first into the steel ramp. SAVIOR then steps back and tries to hit a big elbow drop, but COLLINS moves out of the way and SAVIOR hits his elbow straight into the steel ramp! COLLINS gets up, going on the advantage, picking SAVIOR up and giving him a stiff chop straight across the chest! SAVIOR holds his chest in pain, as COLLINS kicks SAVIOR in the stomach. He then hoists SAVIOR up for a brainbuster, but SAVIOR rolls through and lands behind COLLINS. He locks in the waist lock, looking for a German suplex, but COLLINS throws a back elbow then connects with SAVIOR’s jaw! SAVIOR stumbles backwards, as COLLINS sets up, crouching. Finally, SAVIOR turns around and COLLINS connects with the ICE PICK that sends SAVIOR flying off the entrance ramp and into the crowd!
Back inside the ring, TERRIBLE continues his advantage over VINCENT, hitting him with karate kicks in the corner. He hits VINCENT with three swift kicks, and finally VINCENT falls off the turnbuckle, totally spent. TERRIBLE picks him up again, and drops him with a spinebuster! He goes to the top rope, jumps up.... but is knocked off by COLLINS! COLLINS quickly enters the ring, and picks up TERRIBLE for the Cool Down!
COLLINS has TERRIBLE in the air, but SAVIOR comes out of nowhere with a chop block that takes out COLLINS! SAVIOR boots DA BLIZ out of the ring, then revives his partner. SAVIOR places ACE VINCENT on his shoulders, as TERRIBLE climbs the ropes. TERRIBLE leaps off, hitting a dropkick as SAVIOR powerbombs him! The Remix! SAVIOR covers.... 1..... 2........ THREE! And the tag champs get a huge win over the favored team of COLLINS and VINCENT!
WINNERS: MC TERRIBLE & THE SAVIOR
JONATHYN is back in his office, content that the inevitable did NOT happen, and he’s safe from any attacks tonight.. All of a sudden, we hear a can hit the floor and smoke starts to fill the room. JONATHYN immediately sits up, and we hear the locking of the door but we can't see what's going on as the smoke engulfs the whole room. What the hell is going on? Someone better call the fire department! JONATHYN begins coughing strongly as if he's choking. He tries to get up and rush to the door, trying to open it, he realizes that he can't as the door has been locked from the outside. JONATHYN falls to his knees and clutches his throat. The cameras are in front of JON and through the smoke we see an image appear. Walking up behind JON is someone dressed in a pair of black combat boots, some Camoflage pants and a solid black shirt that reads "BLACKOUT" in red letters. We can't see the face of the person as they are wearing a gas mask. The person then pulls out a shiny combat knife and holds it to the throat of JON BROWN. The ASSASSIN then pulls the knife from JONATHYN’s throat and steps away as the door comes flying open and strikes JON dead in the face, laying him out cold. On the other side of the door is another person in the same exact outfit as the other ASSASSINS. Both ASSASSINS grab a leg and drags JON out of the smoky room and down the hallway. Who the hell are the ASSASSINS and why have they attacked JON BROWN and kidnapped him?
All three competitors are in the ring with their respective managers on the
outside as the bell rings to signal the start of the match. KID MONEY
immediately locks up with BIGG RIGG and the two stars toggle for position,
when FAMINE jumps in and slams their two heads together! Both men look dazed
as FAMINE begins nailing RIGG with several hard right hands sending him back
into the corner. FAMINE OF THE VILE begins to lay the boots into RIGG as KID
MONEY joins him and begins using his foot to choke RIGG. KID and FAMINE both
pull RIGG up and double suplex him to the mat, both men cover RIGG,
1... 2... Kickout. FAMINE gets to his feet and begins nailing KID MONEY with
hard kicks to the jaw. FAMINE grabs KID MONEY and nails him with a hard DDT
as BLAKE begins clapping on the outside and shouts 'You got him'. FAMINE
climbs to the top rope and comes off onto KID with a leg drop. FAMINE covers
KID MONEY, 1... 2... Foot on the ropes! FAMINE gets to his feet and is met by
a hard BIGG RIGG clothesline. RIGG grabs FAMINE and pulls him up onto his
feet and nails him with a hard spinebuster. RIGG makes the cover,
1... 2... Shoulder up! KID MONEY is up and grabs RIGG by the hair and catches
him with a thumb to the eyes. KID MONEY follows it up with a swinging
neckbreaker. MONEY covers BIGG RIGG, 1... 2... Kickout. KID jumps to his feet
and grabs FAMINE up, but FAMINE slips out and bounces off the ropes and
comes back catching KID with a flying forearm. FAMINE pulls RIGG to his feet
and nails him with a stiff uppercut. RIGG charges at FAMINE, but FAMINE
moves and RIGG bounces off the ropes and FAMINE catches him in a roll-up,
1... 2... Kickout. FAMINE pulls RIGG up, but RIGG counters and back drops
FAMINE to the mat. RIGG charges at KID MONEY and catches him with a hard
clothesline. RIGG pulls KID MONEY back up and slams him down to the mat with
a hard powerbomb! BIGG RIGG makes the cover, 1... 2... Thr-Kickout...Just!
RIGG gets to his feet, when FAMINE nails him in the back with a forearm
and...THE DEVIL'S SPIKE!! FAMINE just nailed THE DEVIL'S SPIKE!! He covers
RIGG, as JASON MUDD jumps up onto the apron to distract the referee. SABRINA
takes advantage of this and hands KID MONEY a steel chair, as JR BLAKE pulls
MUDD down off the apron and the two exchange rights as the referee gets out
of the ring and tries to break up the action. FAMINE OF THE VILE gets to his
feet and looks down at the referee trying to break up MUDD and BLAKE,
when...BAM!! KID MONEY JUST NAILED FAMINE IN THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL
CHAIR!!! KID throws the chair back to SABRINA as the referee has finally
broken up MUDD and BLAKE. KID covers FAMINE as the referee jumps into the
ring, JR attempts to stop him, but is nailed by MUDD, 1... 2... THREE!!
FAMINE OF THE VILE has been eliminated!
IT'S DOWN TO RIGG AND KID! The referee gets FAMINE out of the ring as he and
JR BLAKE make there way backstage. RIGG gets to his feet and he and KID
MONEY lock eyes! THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!! Both men lock-up in
the middle of the ring and RIGG is able to shove KID MONEY back into the
corner. RIGG lets go and begins to nail KID with boots to the gut. RIGG
whips KID MONEY into the opposite corner and attempts to follow him in, but
KID moves and RIGG crashes into the corner. KID attempts to take advantage
as he rolls-up RIGG and throws his feet up onto the ropes, 1... 2... THR-The
Ref sees KID MONEY's feet on the ropes and stops the count! KID gets up in
a rage and begins to argue with the referee as SABRINA begins to choke RIGG.
SABRINA smiles as she let's go of RIGG and KID picks him up and places him
on the top rope. KID MONEY nails BIGG RIGG with an uppercut and he himself
climbs to the top rope and attempts a superplex, but RIGG doesn’t budge. KID
attempts again, but this time RIGG uses his strength to slam KID down onto
the mat whilst staying atop the ropes. RIGG calls for something and he comes
off the top rope with an elbow drop right across KID MONEY's chest. RIGG
covers KID MONEY, 1... 2... Shoulder-Up. BIGG RIGG jumps up to his feet and
pulls KID MONEY up as well, but KID counters with a right sending RIGG
backward and crashing into the referee! The referee is down...ANYTHING
GOES!! RIGG exchanges rights with KID, when SABRINA jumps into the ring and goes to
nails RIGG, but MUDD grabs her by the hair and smiles as KID MONEY lunges
for MUDD, but is cut off by THE RAGE!! MUDD smiles as SABRINA struggles to
get free, but MUDD pulls her towards him and...CRACKER JACK!! SABRINA is
out! RIGG and MUDD both pull KID MONEY up and...DOUBLE POWERBOMB! KID MONEY
is done! BIGG RIGG makes the cover as another referee jumps into the ring,
1... 2... THREE!! RIGG has done it!!
WINNER: BIGG RIGG
As the match ends, MC TERRIBLE and THE SAVIOR run to the ring, and immediately begin attacking FAMINE OF THE VILE! TERRIBLE whips FAMINE to the ropes, and SAVIOR stops him with a hard kick to the mid-section. SAVIOR hits The Saving Grace! MC heads up top and hits the Pimp Twist. Kid Money rolls out of the ring and heads out of the arena. As he's walking up the ramp, SCOTT YOUNG runs toward the ring carrying a bat. He hits the ring with a vengeance, swinging the bat for all it's worth. He comes very close to hitting MC right in the face. Both SAVIOR and TERRIBLE roll out of the ring and walk toward the ramp. YOUNG goes to check on FAMINE, but as he turns around, he's met with THE RAGE! BIGG RIGG screams aloud as he jumps back up off the mat. AIDAN COLLINS runs down the ramp, past the tag champs, and slides in the ring. The tag champs turn around and head back to the ring. CHRIS CAGE runs toward the ring! BIGG RIGG, CHRIS CAGE, THE SAVIOR, and MC TERRIBLE have the DARK CROSS and AIDAN COLLINS cornered! MC TERRIBLE makes a motion with his hands, and the two masked seven footers come in from behind FAMINE, YOUNG, and COLLINS. Now they're really trapped! The six men make short work of three. MC TERRIBLE grabs a microphone.
MC TERRIBLE: Well, I'll bet you're wondering what the hell is going on here. Why would six men possibly want to beat down three? It's as simple as this. These pukes are a waste of your time, and a waste of ours. We're sick of these guys, and we want to show you all what a real team looks like. You've got us, The Tag Champs, The Angry Italian, BIGG RIGG, CHRIS CAGE, what more do you need? Oh...wait...hang on...
"Dare" by the Gorillaz hits, and out walks HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE. HONKEY walks down to the ring, and climbs inside, stepping over the bodies.
MC TERRIBLE: HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE! That's right, every good group needs themselves a guy named HONKEY! I want you all to look at our track record. There are five of us in this group. Guess how many of us are on the XWF.com Power Ten Rankings. Yeah, that's right. ALL FIVE OF US! We are what your children should look up to. We ARE the past, the present, and the future. We are...The Pinnacle of Excellence.
The five men stand in the middle of the ring victorious, and the crowd cheers them on as they head up the ramp.. SCOTT sees that something is definitely wrong with FAMINE, and the cheers quickly turn to gasps of concern, as FAMINE is lying motionless in the ring after the attack.. SCOTT goes out of character and waves in medics. Something is definitely not right here. After a few tense moments in the ring, FAMINE is loaded onto a stretcher and he gives the fans a thumbs up as he’s carried up the ramp. After the crews have cleared, the ring is empty and the crowd sits and waits in anticipation of what's to happen next. Without warning, the lights in the ring disappear as we are taken to a complete Blackout. A single spotlight shines down on the ring. We then notice something being lowered from the ceiling of the arena into the ring - Wait, that's not SOMETHING, that's SOMEONE! The person is lowered on a harness, strapped up with their mouth taped shut and hands tied behind their back...HOLD ON JUST A SECOND!! THAT'S THE OWNER!! THAT'S JONATHYN BROWN!!
THE CROWD IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK, WE HEAR GASP THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AS THE FANS SIT, MOUTHS COVERED WONDERING WHAT IS TO MAKE OF THIS SCENE THEY ARE VIEWING!
JONATHYN doesn't touch the ground as he stops and he hangs there. The crowd breaks out into a deafening chorus of "Boo's" as the lights in the arena return and we see two guys jumping the guardrail. NO, THIS CAN'T BE... THAT'S T MONEY AND SEWASIDE!!! T MONEY AND SEWASIDE HAVE JUMPED THE GUARDRAILS AND ENTERED THE RING WHERE JONATHYN HANGS LIFELESSLY! THE BLOOD HOUNDS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE, THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO BE SUSPENDED FOR THE WEEK...WHAT THE? AND GET THIS, T MONEY AND SEWASIDE ARE DRESSED IN BLACK COMBAT BOOTS, CAMOUFLAGE PANTS AND BLACK T-SHIRTS WITH THE WORDS "BLACKOUT" ACROSS THE FRONT IN BRIGHT RED LETTERS! T MONEY CALLS FOR THE MIC.
T MONEY: Ohhhh, JON-A-THYN! Are you there? Earth to JON? I got some "Pea" soup for you...
SEWASIDE whips out a large, sharp, shiny combat knife and he holds it up to the throat of JONATHYN. JON wakes up, squinting his eyes trying to adjust as he's been out for a long time. T MONEY then smiles and waves at him as he awakes.
T MONEY: Now JON, you didn't think we were actually gonna do what you said did you? You didn't think we'd actually follow through with not showing up here on Massacre did you? I mean all of our fans would have missed us!
The crowd erupts into boo's that causes T MONEY to cover his ears and a cocky smirk before they quiet down and he begins talking again.
T MONEY: I don't think it's a secret anymore, what has been going on tonight, well to the fans and the cats in the back at least but Jon, you seem to be in the dark, so let me fill you in. Earlier tonight, while you were sleeping...THE BLOOD HOUNDS seems to have - Well wait, we can't get to that part until I tell you what happened to you. You seemed to be chillin, relaxing in your little office earlier, happy as hell that you suspended us last week and you screwed over our boy DYNAMITE. So while you were giggling to yourself like a school girl with a crush, we, being me and SEWASIDE, the "ASSASSINS" so to speak, engulfed your room with tier gas. Yes, tier gas, that being the reason you were choking and gagging like one of my opponents being locked in the HARLEM DEATHLOCK. Now, we locked your doors so you wouldn't be able to escape, and while you were on your knee's gasping for air, I came through your vent and put a knife to your throat, just to let you know I had your back. You didn't seem to be too coherent anymore at that point so SIDE there decided to do you a favor and turn out your f***in lights so he showed you the door.
For no apparent reason, SEWASIDE punches JONATHYN right in the jaw, causing T MONEY to give that "OUCH" look. SEWASIDE then presses the knife to JONATHYN’s throat.
T MONEY: Now, back to the story. Later on after that incident, The Hounds met up with BOONDOCK SAINT in the locker room area, and actually we did you a favor...We showed him his snake like features in mirror, we put him against the mirror, literally and then we smashed that s*** into his skull, cementing the fact that he is indeed a snake, one whose head could have easily been chopped off but we decided not to. Then we met up with CONNOLLY, his partner in crime, and let's just say he almost pulled a JEM WILLIAMS on us. Then, lastly, we met up with your so-called "Answer" to THE BLOOD HOUNDS and he's probably still laying back there sippin on some Hound piss. Not exactly gin and juice, but probably not pleasant either.
Once more, SEWASIDE strikes JONATHYN with a swift slap to the face. T MONEY dies laughing before continuing.
T MONEY: Now, let me get down to the reasons. JONATHYN, what you did was wage war on THE BLOOD HOUNDS! You could have easily took this s*** laying down but you wanted to be a dumbass and try to play Superman. I'll give you credit though, although I called you making me face SEWASIDE for the World Title, I didn't actually think you had the balls to go through with it. You did, congratulations. Last week on Massacre, you also took the XWC Title off of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and you made the boy quite mad! But that's all gravy cause now he is the true champion as we've all seen tonight, the BLOODHOUND ENTERTAINMENT CHAMPION! Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it JON. But when you took that belt away from him, and then you announced me and SEWASIDE for RAGE IN THE CAGE, WORLD TITLE on the line, that sent shockwaves through the entire arena. Then on top of that, you suspended us for this week. You let us know that Operation: Blood Thinner was in full effect and as effective as ever. Well, after all that, you know we wasn't gonna just chillax for the week, although I appreciate the time away from cameras all week as I have been enjoying myself with marijuana, liquor and Star. But on track - We came up with the thought of Operation: Blackout. We had the mindset to take out some of your wrestlers tonight, some having no significant role in this battle but they were involved in some way at first before they were taken care of. We attacked them because if you are gonna try to cause turmoil within the group by making us face each other, if you are gonna piss us off and play with our minds, we're gonna make everyone else suffer including you! We are going to hurt your roster, deplete it, and we are going to bulldoze over the XWF logo with hate in our mothaf***in veins!
Yeah, Me and SEWASIDE have to step into a electrified cage and vie for the World Title but tonight, revenge is a dish best served cold bloodedly on your... bitch...ass! SAINT paid a price for your mistakes. CONNOLLY paid a price for your mistakes. Your "Guy" against us, Nick Nitro paid a price for your mistakes and now you are going to pay your price for your mistakes! Makes you wish you could backpedal and try this again, doesn't it? I know, it's hard but you dealt your own cards, playboy. Oh, Jon's a smart man, Da Boss has his plans but we's a got ours too sir! First though, since you a rich mothaf***a, we figured you don't need them shoes, those is nice, dawg!
T MONEY hands the mic to SEWASIDE as he walks over to JON and starts taking off his shoes. JON tries to say something about T robbing him for his fresh pair of gators. T MONEY pulls the tape off of JONATHYN’s mouth and SIDE holds the mic up to him.
JONATHYN: I said, those shoes cost me $600, you put them back or they are coming out of your already declining paychecks!
T MONEY yells back up at JON.
T MONEY: Oh, that's fine, Jonny Boy, cause we about to crack open the piggy bank we call JON BROWN in just a second, I’ll just pay for it out of the money we beat out of you.
JONATHYN: You two WILL NOT, I repeat WILL NOT get away with this...
SEWASIDE: What are you DJ JIZZY JON? "WILL NOT, WILL NOT"
T and SIDE laugh and point and JONATHYN as he "Hangs out". SEWASIDE puts his combat knife away and raises the mic to speak.
SEWASIDE: J.B. look at you up there, you look real lonely. But don't worry, we're gonna let you down here to fend us off in a second. What I wanna know is, did you really think you was gon' create tension in The Hounds? We smarter than what you give us credit for actually! Yeah, our outer core may say "Thug" but on the inside, you would think we was college graduates from Harvard or somethin! We are not no dumbass dudes, we know what we're doing. You can't break the trust we have in the group by putting up against each other! You can't make us turn on one another! Sure, you got plans to split us up, you are trying to take our members, you are trying to turn this battle in a way in which you can win it but even putting us against each other, me and my boy T won't help you cause we'll still be winning in the long run! The World Heavyweight Title is gonna be in the family regardless now. We may get electrocuted in the cage Sunday at Rage but you can rest assured that we are really gonna be electrified when we holding up the World Title in the end. Not only that but you're giving us the World Title and one of us gon go on to get the Universal Title come December. So much for your plans J.B. - You'll get what you want, you'll see me vs T MONEY at the PPV, but tonight, it's your night. And you get to see something else...you get to see what pain and BLOOD HOUND retaliation is like first hand!
T MONEY exits the ring as SIDE drops the mic. SEWASIDE pulls out his combat knife and he cuts JONATHYN down from the cord holding him up. JON hits the ground and grimaces in pain. T MONEY then slides back into the ring with a chair in hand. SEWASIDE holds JON up on his knee's as T MONEY cocks the chair back and cracks JON over the skull as hard as he can!!! The thud causes various people in the crowd to cringe. JONATHYN’s eyes looks to be glazed over as the result may have been a concussion. T MONEY raises the chair once again and cracks JON over the skull again!!! SEWASIDE doesn't allow him to fall as T MONEY swings the chair from the side, smacking JONATHYN in the side of the head, causing blood to run out the side of his head. SEWASIDE pushes JON to the ground and then kicks him square in the ass, JON isn't moving a muscle, and his hands still tied up. SEWASIDE picks JONATHYN up and puts his head between his legs and then lifts him up, holding him there for about 10 seconds, and at the last minute, T MONEY slides the bent chair under side and he comes down with a hard piledriver on JON, right down on the chair!! DAMMIT, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP HIM...THIS IS THE BOSS! HE MUST MAKE MANY ENEMIES TO HAVE NO ONE COME TO HIS RESCUE! THAT OR THE BLOOD HOUND HAS KILLED ALL HIS ALLIES!
T MONEY lifts the unconscious JON BROWN up and he puts him on his shoulders in the torture rack position, spinning him in mid-air and coming down with a vicious neckbreaker! THE MONEY KLIP IS WHAT HE CALLS IT!!! JON'S NECK COULD BE SNAPPED HERE! The disgusting T MONEY now picks up the mic as SEWASIDE gets down on his knees and puts the knife to JONATHYN’s throat as if he has every intention to cut him.
T MONEY: JON BOY!! What happened here tonight is only the beginning, dawg! We are your worse nightmare, your enemies for life, and we are going to make your life a living hell! Nah, you don't feel me when I say this, we are going to make your life like hell, burning in the depths beyond earth itself, feeling pain, having your soul fry and knowing your pain is now eternal! We are a major problem to your federation and to your health, we want you alive to see the match you've created but you gotta remember this: After that match, your problems are gonna come right back around. Obviously we don’t take orders so dish em out if you want to, get us arrested, we'll get out and go right back to what we always do, f***ed up s***! You are gonna have to come up with more genius plans if you want to outdo us, or your precious XWF will slip right through your fingers...Now, SEWASIDE would like to leave you with a mark as I drop the mic after saying YA GOTTA LOVE IT!
SEWASIDE raises his combat knife in the air, but as he does, a giant explosion of white smoke fills the ring!! It’s just like last week! SEWASIDE and T MONEY are knocked backwards and nobody can see what’s going on!! KLINE: Well that was STUPID!! SEWASIDE, T MONEY, you’ve obviously got no IDEA what it means to follow authority.. Let me educate you dropouts for a second.. SUSPENSION means you DON’T SHOW UP.. Got that? It means NO ARRIVE’Y AT EVENT’Y! GOT IT? So you two MORONS think you can not only violate that rule, but PHYSICALLY ATTACK THE BOSS at the same time? Well as long as I’m in this “GM in Training” mode, actually trying to make something of myself, I’m going to follow the teachings of the man that just got swept away into heaven or something.. And I’m going to USE YOU AS AN EXAMPLE to the other Hounds.. You see, DYNAMITE had the good sense to keep his anger in the ring, and yell at the boss for a hundred feet away, but YOU DOUCHEBAGS actually thought that BEATING UP YOUR BOSS was going to HELP YOU SUCCEED somehow? Let me explain something else to you.. You are WRESTLERS. Your job is to WRESTLE, not act like rejects from a “COPS” audition! JONATHYN warned me this might happen, so I’m going to do what he told me to do.. So gentlemen, I put this question to you.. WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO EXTEND YOUR SUSPENSION TO THE FIRST OF OCTOBER?
SEWASIDE and T MONEY look at each other, realizing that one of them needs to step up and accept the extended suspension.. T MONEY thinks for a moment.
T MONEY: Alright, KLINE. We’ll play it YOUR way.. You did what we had to do this week, and we’ll accept your terms. SEWASIDE will take the extra week off!
SEWASIDE looks at T MONEY with a “what the hell” look, then back at KLINE, who smiles.
KLINE: Wow. How noble of you, T.. Okay, you got it. As instructed by JONATHYN in the event something happened to him tonight and you two were involved.. I was told to suspend one of you, and FIRE THE OTHER.. so T MONEY, YOU ARE FIRED!!
SEWASIDE and T MONEY both look SHOCKED!! The crowd erupts! T MONEY just LOST HIS JOB!!
KLINE: And if ANYONE ever sees T MONEY in an XWF arena EVER AGAIN, SEWASIDE, YOU WILL BE FIRED ON THE SPOT!!
SEWASIDE is baffled! It’s a DONE DEAL!! T MONEY HAS BEEN FIRED FOR THE XWF!! SEWASIDE suddenly comes to his senses and looks at KLINE!
SEWASIDE: HOLD ON! So that means I’m automatically the World Champ, RIGHT?
KLINE: What a loyal friend you are, SIDE.. Well, the way I see it, you have no opponent for the PPV, and you’ve been suspended right through the PPV, so there WILL BE NO WORLD TITLE MATCH! BIGG RIGG and AIDAN COLLINS are fighting for the number one contender spot at Rage, and I guess you’ll just have to wait another MONTH to face the winner!
SEWASIDE is LIVID! What a huge blow to the Blood Hounds! T MONEY is out, ARSON gave up his Cruiserweight spot, and the World Title shot is gone! But HOW IS JONATHYN?
BEGINS MARCH 28
BOONDOCK SAINT
vs.
MIKE RABOIN
- - Non-Title Match - -
STAR
vs.
ARSON
- - JET'S CRUISERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 2 - -
MC TERRIBLE & THE SAVIOR
vs.
AIDAN COLLINS & ACE VINCENT
- - Non-Title Tag Match - -
MAIN EVENT
BIGG RIGG (w/JASON MUDD)
vs.
KID MONEY (w/SABRINA WILSON)
vs.
FAMINE OF THE VILE (w/JR BLAKE)
- - Manager Elimination Match - -
The fans applaud FAMINE OF THE VILE, and hope to see him again really soon in an XWF ring.
After a few moments, the smoke begins to clear, and a man In a full white cloak is standing in the ring!
He has the injured boss in his arms!
T MONEY and SEWASIDE decide to jump him!
But the man in the cloak looks upward and suddenly FLIES into the rafters with the boss in his arms!
WHAT THE HELL!!
T MONEY and SEWASIDE can only watch as the mysterious man whisks the boss to safety!
Nobody knows what to think, when suddenly, "Not I" by Demon Hunter hits the PA, and CRIMSON KLINE comes running out to the stage, also looking a bit concerned and confused..
