XWF: Monday MASSACRE 9-11-06

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DARK MATCHES:
KLUMINATIE
vs.
AUSTIN METAL
- - Standard Match - -
WINNER: KLUMINATIE

JOSH HUDSON
vs.
JASON CASH
- - Standard Match - -
WINNER: JOSH HUDSON

MATCHES:
DEANO THE DESTROYER
vs.
DR. BADD
- - X-Treme Rules - -

VICTOR GILLEAN (formerly VICTOR PSYCHO)
vs.
MR. WS
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -

CHAD
vs.
PAUL ROACH
- - X-Treme Rules - -

ARSON
vs.
WILLIAM DRACO
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -

TRENT GEIN
vs.
CHRIS CAGE
- - X-Treme Rules - -

SABRINA WILSON
vs.
DESTINY GRAVES
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -

T MONEY & SEWASIDE
vs.
MC TERRIBLE & THE SAVIOR
vs.
FAMINE OF THE VILE & SCOTT YOUNG
- - Triple Tag Non-Title Match - -

NICK NITRO
vs.
TYGER LILLY
vs.
JR BLAKE
- - X-Treme Pin To Win - -

IRON BULL
vs.
HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE
- - X-Treme Rules - -

WILD ORCHID
vs.
STAR
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -

BIGG RIGG & JASON MUDD
vs.
AIDAN COLLINS & ACE VINCENT
- - X-Treme Tag Match - -

MAIN EVENT

BOONDOCK SAINT
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
- - Guest Ref: MIKE RABOIN - -

We cut to the backstage area as a limo arrives. The license plate reads: CRMSON1. The chauffer steps out of the driver's side door and walks to the back door. He opens the door as CRIMSON KLINE steps out. KLINE hands the chauffer a wad of cash as he walks by. CRIMSON KLINE is talking on his cell phone as he walks towards the backstage area.
CRIMSON KLINE: What do you mean you're late?! Traffic!?
So, what do you want me to do?
CRIMSON KLINE: Make sure the BLOOD HOUNDS don't get out of hand?! What am I supposed to do about the X-TREME title, JONATHYN? What did you say about XWC? I can't hear you; the reception's not so good in here... HELLO?
Just then, CRIMSON KLINE is interrupted. BOONDOCK SAINT bumps into him; causing KLINE to drop his cell phone.
BOONDOCK SAINT: You should be more careful, CAEDMON. So how does it feel to be a sell-out? Do you like being JONATHYN'S bitch?
CRIMSON KLINE: Is that any way to greet an old friend? What's with all the hostility, DAN?
BOONDOCK SAINT: C2 and PRINCE AKEEM are my only friends now. You're just a washed up has been. You mean nothing to me. Oh, and by the way, you might want to pick up that phone...
BOONDOCK SAINT walks off laughing as KLINE scrambles to pick up his cell phone.
CRIMSON KLINE: JON...are you still there? ...Oh yeah, sorry about that. BOONDOCK SNAKE...I mean SAINT just came by and hassled me. No, I'm fine...I just feel sorry for PATIENCE and their kid. What? Yeah, you didn't hear about it? SAINT and MS. PRYCE have a kid now. Wait...you want me to do what? Okay, I trust your judgment. Yes sir, I'll get right on that. No, I can handle it; just relax...everything's under control. Okay, I'll hold down the fort until you get here. Alright, bye.
KLINE hangs up the phone and continues on his way to the arena.

DEANO THE DESTROYER
vs.
DR. BADD
- - X-Treme Rules - -
Both men come to the ring with DEANO entering with his trademark raise of his right hand to the wild XWF fans. DEANO is on the top rope and removes his XWF T-Shirt and throws it to one lucky member of the XWF crowd. DR BADD bends down to tighten up his boots with DEANO still facing the crowd, DR BADD gets up and the bell rings. Just as DEANO is turning round DR BADD gives him a low blow followed up by a powerbomb lays DEANO out flat on the mat. DR BADD stamps on the upper arm of DEANO, which is then put into arm bar, BADD then rolls out of the ring to receive a steel chair. DEANO rolls around in pain whilst DR BADD smashes the steel chair on to the arm of DEANO. DEANO desperately pulls himself to the bottom rope where he gets back to his feet via the ropes BADD picks up the know dented steel chair and goes to swing it at DEANO'S face. DEANO ducks and the chair comes back off the ropes and nails BADD in his face. BADD falls back to the canvas where he is knocked out for 6 seconds. DEANO gets out of the ring and withdraws a table and a ring bell. BADD gets back to his feet DEANO runs at him and nails him with a clothesline followed by many thunderous right hands. DEANO pulls DR BADD by his ankles to the bottom rope where he leaves his neck poking out. DEANO gives the chanting XWF crowd a taunt and climbs to the top rope locking his eyes on the neck of DR BADD, DEANO yells 'ARE YOU READY!' and gives DR BADD an awesomely perfected LEGDROP from the top rope. DR BADD heads bounces of the rope and hits the floor. DEANO wit the cover! 1… 2.. THREE!!
WINNER: DEANO THE DESTROYER

The camera cuts outside to the parking lot where VICTOR GILLEAN is leaning against his Lamborghini Countach.
VICTOR GILLEAN: BIGGS, last week you gave me an option. I could hire you as an agent and become great or I could go it alone. Well BIGGS I will accept your offer and you can expect your first payment in a few days. You see I did some thinking over the last few days. I have done away with the face paint and got a new haircut. All I need is an agent to go mainstream. I look back and realize how good I actually have it. I got a job that I enjoy and now I can enjoy it even more.
STEVE SAYORS rushes over to VICTOR GILLEAN with a microphone to get some answers.
STEVE SAYORS: VICTOR GILLEAN, why the recent change? What exactly have you realized?
VICTOR GILLEAN: STEVE SAYORS, you ask me what I have realized then I will tell you. I realized that if I wanted to go anywhere in this business I had to stop listening to the voices, I realized that I had to be myself if I wanted to get anywhere. Look at all the great Universal Champions that got there by being themselves. I hope to soon be on that list. I just need the opportunity to get there. BOONDOCK SAINT got his opportunity at the last Lord of the Ring. I get my chance tonight when I am in JET'S cruiserweight showdown. The perfect way for me to get my name out there is to win match after match and Defeat JET for the cruiserweight championship. Then it will be easy to climb the ranks. Now I can't answer anymore questions STEVE SAYORS because I have to get ready for my time to shine tonight.
VICTOR GILLEAN walks away from STEVE SANDERS and into the arena. The camera stays on the shot as KLUMINATIE strolls into the picture..
KLUMINATIE: Dark match ME, huh BOSS!! Well TONIGHT, I’m going to teach you a lesson in RESPECT!
Just then, a dodge stealth rolls in, and KLUMINATIE wastes no time in running up and smashing the windshield with a tire iron!!
KLUMINATIE: TAKE THAT, JOANTHYN! YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN DARK MATCHES? WELL DARK MATCH THIS!
KLUMINATIE continues wailing on JONATHYN’s car as it screeches to a halt. The door flies open.. And it’s DANGEROUS MIKE D!! DANGEROUS MIKE D is back, and he’s PISSED OFF!
MIKE D: What the hell is WRONG with you, man?
DANGEROUS MIKE D jumps on KLUMINATIE and start wailing on him! KLUMINATIE thought MIKE’s car was JONATHYN’s, and now he’s paying for it! KLUMINATIE gets thrown into a wall as MIKE D takes off his leather jacket to continue the punishment!

ZACH RIZZA is seen walking around with the X-TREME TITLE draped across his shoulder. ZACH is not scheduled to be here, but he's shown up anyways. All of a sudden, someone spears ZACH into the wall. ZACH falls on the ground immediately. ZACH's out cold! The camera turns to the person who did this and it's PAUL ROACH! ROACH gets a referee and pins ZACH! 1.... 2..... THREE! PAUL ROACH JUST PINNED ZACH RIZZA TO BECOME THE X-TREME CHAMPION! RAOCH hightails it towards his locker room as the scene fades to another match.

VICTOR GILLEAN (formerly VICTOR PSYCHO)
vs.
MR. WS
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -
VICTOR stars right off with a tackle! He starts driving fists into WSS head, and leaps in the air to deliver a splash and attempt a quick pin fall. VICTOR is on top of WS! THE REF GOES FOR THE COUNT, 1.. 2.. KICK OUT! WS THROWS VICTOR ACROSS THE RING! WS stands back onto his feet, and begins stalking VICTOR, who is on the other side of the ring in a defense position! VICTOR quickly hops the ropes to the outside, and takes off running around the ring! WS begins chasing him, but VICTOR is nowhere to be found! As WS is about to roll back into the ring, VICTOR comes from underneath the ring, and clips WS from behind! WS falls to the concrete as VICTOR rolls back into the ring. WS, who is a little shaken up, rolls back into the ring! VICTOR quickly drop kicks him in the legs! As WS falls VICTOR goes straight for an STF, but it only stays hooked on the big man for a moment! WS breaks the hold by throwing VICTOR off of him. WS stands slowly, and walks over to VICTOR, who is lying on his back! WS tried a stomp, but VICTOR grabs his leg, and tries a dragon screw! As his tries seem unsuccessful for a moment, VICTOR begins kicking the back of WS’ leg. WS finally falls onto one knee, long enough for VICTOR to perform a standing drop kick to the face of WS! WS just shrugs it off, but is caught by a second one, moments after! WS falls as VICTOR goes for a figure four! IT’S ON! WS face looks in pain, as VICTOR shakes the hold, making it rougher on WS! WS reaches, and easily grabs a rope, forcing the hold to be broken. VICTOR jumps up, and quickly goes for the top! As WS is standing up, VICTOR goes for a missile drop kick, and connects to the chest of WS! WS again falls to one knee as VICTOR jumps onto him with a headlock! WS rises slowly, and backs up forcefully into the turnbuckle! WS quickly turns, and grabs VICTOR by the hair, and lifts him up! He lifts him up with both hands, and presses him high above the ring! VICTOR lands face first on the hard canvas, as the crowd grows impressed by both men’s ability! VICTOR jumps up quickly, not even stunned, and clips WS again! As WS falls to the ground VICTOR runs up top again, and CONNECTS A STUNNING 450 SPLASH! THE CROWD GIVES VICTOR A STANDING OVATION, AS THE REF GOES FOR THE COUNT.. 1..2.. THREE! He has won the match, and the fans!!
WINNER: VICTOR GILLEAN

The show continues with none other than acting MASSACRE GM, CRIMSON KLINE, already standing in the ring. After the crowd response to the ending of the match is over, KLINE begins to speak.
CRIMSON KLINE: As I’m sure you all know, there is a lot on my plate right now. First of all, there’s BOONDOCK SAINT and CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, with their little toad of a manager. Then there’s that whole XWC situation, which will be much easier to deal with once my XWC Anarchy kicks off. And then there’s the continuously growing problem of the BLOOD HOUNDS. On top of all of that, JONATHYN isn’t here yet and I am left to deal with all of these problems on my own.
KLINE breathes a few times before continuing.
CRIMSON KLINE: And it seems my prayers have been answered. Somebody is coming to help me..
Suddenly, HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE steps out onto the stage.
HONKEY: CRIMSON KLINE, last week you changed my match and because of the last minute change, I lost. Now, I'm not one to moan but when someone acts as unprofessionally as you did, it upsets me… But don't worry. I will get my revenge, or maybe I already have? Seen as you like change so much, I went into your bedroom while you were out and changed the contents of your underwear drawer! Yes, that’s right, KLINE, when you go home tonight you won't find underpants and socks in your drawer - you will find toothpaste! And the best bit is, it's toothpaste from your bathroom! So you need to buy more now! Ha ha!
HONKEY leaves the stage. KLINE just shakes his head in disbelief..
CRIMSON KLINE: What the hell.. Where was I? Ah yes.. Somebody is coming to help me. In fact, somebody is already here to help me. I’m not taking any chances here. JONATHYN informed me earlier of his “secret weapon” and gave me permission to let it into the building. This is JON’S company and without HIM there wouldn’t be any BLOOD HOUNDS to cause problems. Now I don’t know why TYGER LILLY has joined those delinquents, but I’ve got NICK NITRO to deal with her tonight! And the rest of the HOUNDS though will be dealt with in time, and their time is coming. Every second that passes, we get closer and closer to this problem being solved. And in case NICK NITRO can’t get the job done… JONATHYN has already arranged for a guaranteed success! Without further ado, let me introduce to you my guaranteed success. A man who needs no introduction, yet I’m going to give him one because he deserves it. A man who JONATHYN BROWN has hand-picked to be the future of this company…
A golden hue engulfs the arena as the crowd murmurs. A beat begins to throb over the PA system and the familiar first lyrics of Disturbed’s “The Game” kick in. People in the audience begin to cotton on to who it is and slowly but surely, the audience roars to life. As the music kicks up a notch a lone firework explodes from the entrance ramp and then bursts into raining pyro in the air as a figure steps out onto the ramp. Dressed in a black suit, with the jacket open and the top buttons on his white dress shirt undone, he keeps his head low, using the baseball cap on his head to further conceal his face. Those who know who to expect are already on their feet in anticipation though, as they can see that this man is definitely who they suspected. The man looks up, his deep brown eyes peering over his aviator sunglasses as everyone in the audience recognizes his familiar face. The man is none other than…

A smile creeps onto the last Universal Champion’s face, who suddenly disappeared from XWF programming just after the return to television. He throws his arms in the air and drops to his knees on the stage, bathing in the tremendous crowd reaction. The cheers show no sign of stopping for the man who has literally lost his life for this business and this company. When he sees fit, LEE rises to his feet and swaggers towards the ring, his ego putting pressure on his knee joints as he walks. Sliding under the bottom rope, he walks right past CRIMSON KLINE and climbs a turnbuckle. He slowly scans the crowd and then raises his arms once more. The pose is held for a while before STONE leaps from the second rope to the mat. He is passed a microphone from somebody at ringside, and holds it up to his mouth as he waits for the crowd to become quiet, but it doesn’t happen. Sighing into the mic, he then raises his voice so he can be heard.
STONE: Bitches and gentlef***s!
The noise from the crowd simply increases, but this time it does die down.
STONE: Did you kids miss me?
And again the response is phenomenal.
STONE: I’m going to assume that was a yes. But something you don’t need to assume is why I’ve been MIA for the last month or so. Wow… it seems much longer than just a month, but I’ve been on a mission of sorts, given to me by none other than the smarmy motherf***er standing next to me. I apologize to any children watching about my foul language, but I’m just amped up right now and ready to go. Go where though? Do what? Well, I think it’s quite clear that I am supposed to be here to rid the XWF the BLOOD HOUNDS, or something along those lines. Right KLINE?
KLINE nods in agreement with LEE.
STONE: Well that’s fan-damn-tastic. But what is my plan of action? How on earth am I supposed to be the hero in this story? Firstly, I don’t have a cape. Secondly, I’m not exactly role-model material. Thirdly, there are more BLOOD HOUNDS than silicone t***ies in DYNAMIC DYNAMITE’S entourage. I know I’m speaking for all of you, including the dirtbags themselves, when I ask “how on earth am I supposed to compete with those kinds of numbers?” Well like I said… that was the point of my absence. That was the point of my mission. To find numbers. And with me being back here… you’d be spot on if you guessed that I’ve found numbers. Well… one number. And with me not having EVER been pinned by a Blood Hound, past or present, all I need is one good ally and the entire world that they know will crumble. Now is the time that you start guessing who I found. You could guess CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, but you’d be wrong. You could guess STEVE JASON, but you’d be wrong again. I did more globetrotting than those guys from Harlem to find this guy. Hell, I searched so far for him that I refuse to even call him an ally, just because of the amount of effort I wasted to try to find him. Yes… I said wasted, but that doesn’t mean that he turned down what I had to say. All it means is that he is already here… right now… TONIGHT! And trust me… he’s watching you. Have a nice evening folks.

PAUL ROACH
vs.
CHAD
- - X-Treme Rules - -
The match starts with CHAD and ROACH in the ring. CHAD is pulling at the ropes licking them, trying to get the salt from the sweat. With all that pure chocolate CHAD has been eating has been ruining his attitude. CHAD has been going crazy these past few hours, and it's those pills CHAD has been taking. ROACH rushes at CHAD, and CHAD strikes ROACH in the gut, and drops him with an armdrag takedown. CHAD wraps ROACH in an armbar, and starts licking the beads of sweat from his forehead. ROACH pulls away and wiggles out of the ring and wipes at his face. ROACH swears at the referee to get CHAD.
CHAD wipes his face, and starts looking around for something to get to his taste buds. His eyes blackened dark. His eyes bugged out like he's hyped up on crack. CHAD rolls out of the ring on the other side, and he pulls over a defenseless fan, pulling at his pockets and pulling at him. CHAD drops a leg drop on the poor guy, as CHAD reaches over to the guy’s popcorn, and grabs a handful. CHAD eats the popcorn to turn around to ROACH. ROACH walked around the ring to CHAD, and starts striking CHAD backwards. CHAD finds himself back to back with the ring post. ROACH grabs CHAD's head and slams it backwards, and nothing! CHAD grabs ROACH and tosses him back.
CHAD is back to his feet, and looks at the established table and goes back under the ring and pulls two light tubes and a sack. CHAD walks over to ROACH and places ROACH onto the table, then CHAD pours the contents of the sack onto the chest and body of ROACH. It's thumbtacks! CHAD places the two light tubes onto the chest and body of ROACH! CHAD cuts his throat signaling the end of the match. CHAD leaps up onto the apron, and climbs the nearest corner. CHAD leaps without getting ready, and CHAD fishtails in the air and CRASHES through that table and ROACH and tacks and light tubes! WAIT! ROACH is outside of the wreckage! ROACH rolled off! The smoke clears and CHAD is impaled with a light tube! A light tube is sticking from his shoulder! ROACH kicks the light tube from the shoulder and a ring of blood is pouring blood from CHAD's shoulder. CHAD filled with tacks, with white powder, and blood. ROACH puts his foot over CHAD, and the referee counts this cocky pin. ONE…..TWO…..
"BIG TIME!"
"Big Time" by Peter Gabriel blares, and ROACH looks around the entrance way knowing "BIG TYME" ZACH RIZZA is coming for him. But the camera pans out and ZACH RIZZA jumps over the barricade and nearly takes ROACH 's head off with a RIZZALINER! ZACH calls for the ref to come in as ZACH covers ROACH! 1.....2.....3! ZACH wins back his X-TREME TITLE! ZACH gets his belt and goes through the crowd. He stops and turns to the ring and celebrates a little bit more before heading out of the arena.
CHAD leaps up onto the apron, and climbs the nearest corner. CHAD leaps once again, and lands hard on ROACH and tacks and light tubes! ROACH looks dead and so does CHAD, as the light tube smokes poofs into the air, and clears. The referee drops and starts to count, ONE….TWO…THREE! CHAD stands up, and looks about. His face suddenly changes, looking at the carnage. His face truly depressed, as CHAD turns and walks to the barricade leaping into the corner. His chest and face bleeding non-stop and CHAD walks to the area of an exit, with a red exit sign. CHAD isn't sticking around. He came, wrestled and nearly killed ROACH.

WINNER: CHAD

MIKE RABOIN is seen walking down to the ring wearing a pair of white Adidas work out pants, and a black cut off muscle shirt that in the front reads MIKE RABOIN. On the back it says “A Force of Mass Destruction Is Coming, Will You Be in Its Path???” He has a smirk on his face as he rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle of the ring, to the mixed reaction to the crowd. The fans are not too sure to boo him for his brutal actions or cheer him for taking on the Legacy.
MIKE RABOIN: Well let me start off by saying a few words. It is great to be here among you the fans, you are the reason we all get paid. That is why week in and week out I have to sit in the back to see you guys deal with people like BOONDOCK SAINT, ridiculing you. Tormenting you with his harsh words, belittling you with his insults. ENOUGH I SAY!
The fans erupt into cheers for RABOIN. MIKE RABOIN- That is why I did what I did last week to C2. The man who aligned himself with the likes of BOONDOCK SAINT. He aligned himself with the likes of people who talk down to you. That man was once somebody who fought for you and treated you with respect and now he claims he never got the respect he deserves. LIES! That is what they have been saying and that will not be tolerated. But alas these are all good words but people like that do not listen to words, but only respond to action. That is why I did what I did last week, leaving my mark. That was my response to what they did to me publicly humiliating someone who fights for you, the fans. How do you all want me to respond, be nice to them?
The crowd begins to chant NO!
MIKE RABOIN: That is why I will fight for the good and the right, but I believe in fighting Fire with Fire. They want to leave their mark, so I have decided to create something that this federation has never seen before. You are all aware I won my last world title as part of the Black Order. I was fired by The BROWN ORDER!
The fans begin to Boo.
MIKE RABOIN: It’s okay, I forgive the man. But I WILL NOT FORGIVE THE LEGACY! They have been running around causing all sorts of Havoc trying to buy their way into what they want. That is why tonight I get the privilege of deciding who I am facing off against at Rage in the Cage. Also what you all witnessed last week was the birth of something special. The birth of a new order that will bring peace and order to the XWF, THE WHITE ORDER!
The fans erupt into cheers for MIKE RABOIN as he spins in the ring with his arms open for the fans cheers.
MIKE RABOIN: The White Order will be a group of men who decide to fight fire with fire. It is the only way these scum will truly learn how to behave them selves in a great society known as XWF. It will be our job to make them behave accordingly, and treat you the fans the right way. That is why we attacked C2 last week, ands doused him with paint. It was a way that he will see what he is dealing with. He wanted to start a fight with the crowd, he will get one. WE WILL REPRESENT YOU! It will be our honor to help protect your best interests. Who we are will be seen through out the time. Besides myself the rest of the group will consist of a secret organization that you are never sure who is in the group, or just helping us out. This secrecy will give us a slight edge when making sure people stay in line. Also making our partners and members beside me stay safe. I am the figurehead and with such a role am expected to be attacked for it, and that is fine. Tonight, we will see what goes down when you add a element of Order to the Chaos that is known as XWF!
MIKE exits the ring as “Attack” By 30 seconds from Mars plays as he walks back to the back.

REQUESTS ARE BEING TAKEN NOW FOR YOUR OWN CUSTOM XWF GEAR!

XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!

The show comes back in the Bloodhound locker room. You can see that "The X-Rated Icon" is in there along with T MONEY and ARSON. SEWASIDE is noticeably missing as he is out with TYGER LILLY at the moment. DYNAMIC is looking through a bag for some things when he starts talking with the others. As he does SEWASIDE and TYGER LILLY come into the room.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: So you guys got the plan right?
T MONEY: You know it! Tonight ain't no one gonna forget what happens...
SEWASIDE: Take that damn XWC title and bring it to the hounds! Now though I got a little somethin to take care of...
SEWASIDE and TYGER LILLY disappear back in the bathroom as CARMEN HAYES, CANDACE VON, VANESSA BLUE, and JADA FIRE all come into the room and sit around DYNAMIC as he continues talking with T MONEY and ARSON.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: You got what we need, right ARSON?
ARSON: Of course. Now just make sure you do what you have to and get that title off of that reject priest.
T MONEY: Send his ass back to church to molest more children... And speaking of molesting children, I think it’s time foe you to get out there and whip DRACO’s ass..
The three laugh as the camera goes back to the ring.

ARSON
vs.
WILLIAM DRACO
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -
ARSON awaits DRACO to come down to the ring. He waits...but nothing, 1 minute passes, 2 minutes, then three! Still nothing. ARSON breaks into a smile, when all of a sudden DRACO comes flying off the top rope and catches ARSON with a bulldog! DRACO quickly makes the cover hooking ARSON's leg, 1...2...THR-Kickout! ARSON was stunned there as the look on his face shows as he gets to his fete and ARSON nails WILLIAM with a hard right. ARSON grabs DRACO and plants him to the mat with a hard DDT. ARSON then pulls WILLIAM DRACO up to his feet again, but this time nails him with a suplex. ARSON keeps DRACO locked in as he pulls himself and DRACO up...and nails a BRAINBUSTER!! THIS ONE’S ALL OVER!! 1.. 2.. THREE! ARSON is proving himself each week, and he’s going one step further for the Cruiserweight gold!!
WINNER: ARSON

Somewhere in the back, a scene opens with five police officers walking down a hallway in the back, they approach a door on the right side of the hallway and one of them knocks on the door. The door swings open and standing there is BIGG RIGG.
Cop: John Gambino, I’m going to have to ask you to come with us.
BIGG RIGG: What the hell is this about?
Cop: Just cooperate and everything will be explained to you momentarily.
Without any further warning the other four cops grab RIGG and slap the cuffs on him. Hearing the commotion, WILD ORCHID comes to the door.
Cop: Ah, Laura Gambino I assume…cuff her boys!
WILD ORCHID struggles but the cops cuff her with relative ease. The cops lead the Gambinos down the long hallway to the back of the arena where we now see FAMINE and SCOTT YOUNG standing up against a wall handcuffed as well with five cops also watching them. The cops shove the Gambinos up against the wall beside YOUNG and FAMINE.
BIGG RIGG: So is anybody gonna tell me, WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON!?

VAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
The Pink Lancer Evo of SABRINA WILSON now comes flying into sight directly toward FAMINE OF THE VILE, SCOTT YOUNG, and WILD ORCHID. Everybody jumps out of the way of the speeding vehicle except for WILD ORCHID. ORCHID’S body is struck viciously by the car and sent up and over the back of it, the car now screeches to a halt and out of it jump KID MONEY and SABRINA WILSON. SABRINA WILSON has a kendo stick in her hand, WHACK!!!! She obliterates SCOTT YOUNG, WHACK!!!! FAMINE goes down as well. At first the camera doesn't see what’s in the hand of KID MONEY but then it comes into perfect view, ITS A PLATINUM DESERT EAGLE!!!!! MONEY has his eyes locked on he handcuffed RIGG who sees the gun and backpedals. MONEY points the gun and RIGG and pulls the tRIGGer.

CLICK!!!!!
CLICK!!!!!!!
CLICK!!!!!
CLICK!!!!

MONEY now just smiles as he pistol-whips RIGG over and over, and OVER!!!! RIGG is now busted wide open as he lays on the ground motionless along with FAMINE, SCOTT YOUNG, AND WILD ORCHID! KID MONEY now tosses a stack of money to the police who have been just sitting and watching everything transpire, he then looks into the camera and begins to speak.
Kid Money: RIGG!!!! FAMINE!!!!!! Looks to me like ya'll got the game real f***ed up. RIGG you seem to think that I’m gonna sit back and be used as an example by some washed up jerk off who hasn't been worth a damn in years and who all of a sudden has an erection for Slim Thug's gimmick? I DON'T F****IN THINK SO!!!!! You wanna use somebody worth a damn to try to breathe life back into your worthless career then I suggest you look somewhere else cuz I woulda merked your ass when your where in your prime AND I'LL DAMN SURE DO IT NOW!!!!!! Then we got Famine of the Vile mad at me cuz I took his chick, got him so hyped up he thinks he’s gonna use me as a stepping stone. ME!? KID MONEY!? ARE YOU F***IN INSANE!!! I'M KID MUTHA F***IN MONEY, WHO THE F*** ARE YOU!!!! Exactly Famine, YOU’RE NOBODY!!!! A never was, a never will be. You bitches wanna f*** with me, aight that's cool but what you got here tonight, that wasn't me bringing it to you, nah that was me tapping you just to let you know that ya'll are f***in up. You really want me to bring it to you? We'll see because I challenge WILD ORCHID AND BIGG RIGG plus SCOTT YOUNG AND FAMINE OF THE VILE to a triple threat tag match. NO EXCUSES, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE!!!!! I'm returning for one reason and one reason only and that's to take over the XWF tag division. I hope ya'll are ready for this because me and SABRINA, we are

KID MONEY rips off his shirt revealing another shirt under it, which simply reads, MOTIHATED!!!!!!

TRENT GEIN
vs.
CHRIS CAGE
- - X-Treme Rules - -
CAGE and GEIN both begin circling each other as the match begins, CAGE moves in on GEIN, but is quickly knocked back by a quick kick to the side of the head by TRENT GEIN. GEIN quickly follows the kick up with a running clothesline and then drops a knee across CAGE's knee. GEIN hooks CAGE in a sleeper hold, as CAGE struggles to get out GEIN begins to lay his weight across CAGE's back, but CAGE somehow flips GEIN up and over him. CAGE follows it up with a leg drop and he quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from the ring announcer. CHRIS throws the chair into the ring and then searches under the ring for more 'toys' CAGE pulls out a toolbox and shoves it into the ring. CHRIS then proceeds to pull out a table and a hockey stick, which he all place in the ring. During this time, GEIN has gotten to his feet and as CHRIS CAGE makes his way back into the ring TRENT GEIN meets him with a dropkick straight to the face. CAGE falls into the ring and GEIN then grabs the chair and smashes it straight across CAGE's back, once.....twice....three times....four times....FIVE TIMES!! The chair is now bent as TRENT throws it out of the ring. TRENT picks CHRIS CAGE up and nails him with a DDT and flips over into a cover, 1...2...Shoulder-up. TRENT gets to his feet quickly and sets up the table and then goes to the Toolbox. TRENT opens the toolbox and pulls out a wrench. CAGE gets to his feet as GEIN stands right behind him and goes to nail him with the weapon, but CHRIS CAGE ducks and catches GEIN flush with a hard right hand sending the wrench flying out of the ring. CAGE begins to nail TRENT with right after right after right as he begins to build momentum. CAGE shoves GEIN back against the ropes and catches him with a low dropkick to the patella. CHRIS CAGE goes over to the toolbox and pulls out a hammer. CAGE goes back over to GEIN and nails him with the hammer and again. GEIN's body falls to the mat in a lifeless state and then CAGE picks up the wooden hockey stick. CAGE picks GEIN up and SLAMS him hard across the skull! TRENT looks legitimately knocked goofy! Even CAGE is shocked at the impact, but he drops down and covers him, as if shocked that he went down.. 1.. 2.. THREE!!
WINNER: CHRIS CAGE

As the lights fade out completely, and spot lights blast onto the stage waiting on SABRINA WILSON to come out and step to the ring, the lights all switch to black lights!
The stage is illuminated in purple with blue jolts of halogen lighting onto the stage as a figure clad in a dark robe steps onto the stage. The figure raises their head and looks to the crowd, but the hood hiding their face is still blocking the sight. Hands raise to the hood to move it back, revealing….. A NIXON Mask?
NIXON: My fellow Americans, I come to you today to speak on your behalf. I come to the XWF to speak on your behalf. I come to ALL THE FANS… ALL OVER THE WORLD…. TO SPEAK…. ON THEIR BEHALF! I come to speak about the destruction going on in this “federation” you love. I’ve come to talk down about a large portion of it.
The figure has already angered most of the crowd, if not all, as a chorus of boos fill the arena.
NIXON: Now now, hear me out. I’m sure a great many of you will agree. You see, I’ve come to you to talk about the ludicrous amounts of sex on screen, the vile displays of hatred towards people here, the utter disrespect for a sport, and most importantly, the flagrant assaults without cause nor match. I come to speak on behalf of you coming to see wrestling competition, and not acting behind the stages and injuries without point.
Though most of the crowd is still in disagreement with the NIXON clad man, a few applauses can be heard as well as the occasional cheer for this man’s cause.
NIXON: As I sat at my new home just a week ago in Orange Beach, Alabama, I thought very hard about this federation. I watched the display of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE feeding urine to his boss simply for self satisfaction, and not long after, T MONEY teasing about the soup, without making any kind of attempt to inform the confused and misled man. Now do I expect much from T MONEY, no I do not. And speaking of the “Money,” I also saw a promotional video, which was obviously meant for the adult demographic, because no fifteen year old can watch KID MONEY and SABRINA WILSON having sexual relations and not be performing illegal acts themselves.
Either from the adult population, or the Republicans in the building, the cheers were growing louder, but the boos were just as stern.
NIXON: I’ve seen the matches here becoming more and more about blood and guts and gore just because people are finding ways to do it and not about who can outlast their opponents in true one on one matches of skill and style and ability. I recall days in the XWF when it was about proving you were best by beating the best. I remember tournaments with dual brackets ending with triple threats against the champion and the two best competitors on both shows. That’s right, I remember when XWF was about the wrestling and not all about the glitz. I recall days of busting ass just so that you could be in the best shape of your life for the next match you have. I remember days where people worked their hearts out, and bled on that mat out there just so that they could claim that they were on the top of the world.
The crowd mostly agrees and gives a cheer to it, though many are half hearted, knowing the man is here to trash the XWF.
NIXON: You all know that there are some gimmicks, and there are always stories in the background to push ratings, but you also know that the XWF brings wrestling to a new level. It brings the wrestling world to life. The XWF does have real feuds, real heated feuds and arguments. The XWF is a place for people to come here and compete every week to earn the respect of everyone in the world who watches! The XWF is not about watching people drink urine, two competitors using sex toys, or people beating their boss over the head with a title from another company! And that’s why I’ve come to the XWF. That’s why I’ve returned to a place where I bled my blood and cried my tears. I’ve come back to a world I know and job I love. I’ve come back to settle an interest, to keep someone in line, and to become the conscious of the XWF. I’ve come to purge XWF of much of the filth that plagues it from its true nature. I’ve come to resurrect the former glory of XWF and bring about a long forgotten tradition of honor and respect. And with that… I leave you all with my respect.
A large banner of the twin towers unfurls on the opposite side of the arena as well as American flags, one on either side of the large banner. NIXON salutes the sight and many, if not all capable of doing so, of those here to see the show tonight rise and pay their respects to the display as well.

SABRINA WILSON
vs.
DESTINY GRAVES
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -
The match begins with both of the competitors in the ring. They are ready to lock horns as they begin dancing around the ring, feeling each other out, waiting for the other to make the move. SABRINA is the first one to make the move, and it catches DESTINY off guard, a quick slide tackle breaks DESTINY to the ground, and she hits hard. Her shoulder hit in a bad spot, and DESTINY spewed out a string of bleeped out curses, as SABRINA grabbed the arm, and yanked it backwards, hyper extending it behind the wrist. DESTINY is screaming in agony but then DESTINY begins getting strength from the crowd, feeding off of the ecstatic energy. DESTINY is near the ropes and suddenly she jumps up and while in mid-air propels herself off the top-rope further around.. she’s gonna.. NO! OH MY GOD NO! DESTINY Tried to fly her way out of the wrist-lock, but she only ended up on the shoulders of SABRINA, who powerbombed DESTINY hard to the matt! DESTINY holds a hand to her back, as SABRINA goes back to DESTINY's arm...grinding against it with her knee, right into the rotator cuff, just trying to aggravate an injury. The ref checks to make sure no undue joints are being pressurized, and seeing none she begins asking DESTINY if she wants to submit...after a bit of time, SABRINA's patience isn’t as strong as the stubborn streak of DESTINY. SABRINA lets go of the arm, as DESTINY slumps to the mat, cradling her arm. SABRINA jumps onto the top rope, and shrieks wildly out into the air, beating her chest. Then, she seemingly flies off the top-rope, as if floating, doing a 450 splash, but DESTINY rolls out of the way!!! BOOM!! SABRINA hits the mat so hard she pops back up, and then slips up a bit, but catches herself just as DESTINY is getting back to her feet. DESTINY then sees her opportunity and goes for a German suplex, but SABRINA counters flipping over DESTINY's head, but. WHAT! As SABRINA is flipping, she bounds into the ring rope, where SEAN GRAVES is waiting with a metal chair! SEAN GRAVES clocks SABRINA in the back of the head with the chair!! WHACK!! SABRINA falls to the mat out COLD. DESTINY covers! ONE.. TWO.. TH-KICK OUT!! WHAT’ SABRINA WILSON KICKED OUT AFTER A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!! she was the will of a warrior!! DESTINY can’t believe it, and neither can SEAN GRAVES! DESTINY picks her up and whips her to the ropes again, as SEAN GRAVES gets ready for chair shot number two.. But SABRINA reverses the whip, and SEAN GRAVES nails DESTINY!! CLANG!! DESTINY is knocked loopy and SABRINA rolls her up!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! SABRINA WILSON just beat DESTINY, and SEAN GRAVES helped her get the win!! SEAN GRAVES IS FURIOUS! He runs into the ring with the chair, but SABRINA drops and catches her in a drop toehold! SEAN GRAVES goes down and SABRINA hooks on an ANKLE LOCK!! SEAN GRAVES rolls out of the hold and gets out of the ring! Can SABRINA bring this intensity to the finals?
WINNER: SABRINA WILSON

The shot cuts to ZACH RIZZA with his newly won XWF X-TREME belt. The smile on ZACH'S face is glowing as he walks past CHAD and VICTOR GILLEAN. First, VICTOR goes on the attack by jumping on RIZZA'S back and places him into a sleeper hold. ZACH is now out cold. VICTOR goes for the pin 1....2....CHAD breaks it up and throws VICTOR out of the way. CHAD then locks in a Boston Crab! ZACH'S ONLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM TAPPING WHEN IRON BULL COMES IN FOR THE SAVE AND GORES CHAD OFF OF ZACH!
Then BULL starts stalking his prey, but just as he's about to do so VICTOR jumps BULL and then all three men are starting to fight over who gets the X-TREME SHOT! ZACH picks up his belt and starts to run away from the fight that's ensuing.
ZACH RIZZA, STILL the XWF X-TREME CHAMP!

T MONEY & SEWASIDE
vs.
MC TERRIBLE & THE SAVIOR
vs.
FAMINE OF THE VILE & SCOTT YOUNG
- - Triple Tag Non-Title Match - -
With all three teams at ringside, the referee calls for the bell with T MONEY, FAMINE and TERRIBLE in the ring. T MONEY raises one of his hands twords the other two trying to start a grapple but right as FAMINE hesitantly starts to engage T MONEY in the grapple, T MONEY instead charges right at FAMINE with a hard close line knocking FAMINE off his feet. SCOTT YOUNG cheers for FAMINE to recover from the outside of the ring as TERRIBLE knees at T MONEY's back and drops him in a reverse DDT. The move barely makes a dent on T MONEY as he gets back to his feet right away, almost at the same time that FAMINE does. FAMINE goes right for T MONEY who kicks FAMINE in the gut to stop his progress, TERRIBLE uses this to his advantage and grabs T MONEY by the arm and irish whips him into the near by turnbuckle. TERRIBLE quickly follows up with a small splash on T MONEY, who catches TERRIBLE and drops forward in a hard sidewalk slam. T MONEY hooks the leg as the referee counts. ONE.... Not even close! TERRIBLE quickly gets a shoulder up. Just as he does FAMINE comes in with a knee to the back of T MONEY. TERRIBLE goes over to FAMINE and begins to attack him with rights to the face, as he works him to the corner, T MONEY comes up from behind and pulls him off of FAMINE. FAMINE turns about and delivers an elbow smash. T MONEY stumbles back some and quickly makes a tag to SEWASIDE. SEWASIDE jumps into the ring and goes right for TERRIBLE as T MONEY goes after FAMINE. The BLOOD HOUNDS begin to each lay into their target as the referee counts. ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!! The BLOOD HOUNDS keep on attacking their target with hard right and left hand punches. FOUR!!! Finally T MONEY stops punching FAMINE and slides out of the ring, leaving SEWASIDE in the ring with the two downed opponents. SEWASIDE walks up behind FAMINE and grabs him up and hits a hard fireman's carry takedown. SEWASIDE kicks FAMINE in the head quickly for good measure, then rolls into the pin. ONE...! BROKEN UP! TERRIBLE gets his knees to the face of SEWASIDE to knock him off then quickly grabs SEWASIDE by the head and pulls him up, only to hit a standing drop kick a second later. FAMINE sensing a moment to catch a breather runs to his corner and tags in SCOTT YOUNG! FAMINE rolls out of the ring as SCOTT enters into the ring. YOUNG charges right for TERRIBLE and hits him with a close line, then turns around and starts firing rights and lefts into the face of TERRIBLE before quickly whipping TERRIBLE into a fall away suplex. TERRIBLE hits the mat hard and arches his back in pain for a moment, before rolling back to his feet. Before TERRIBLE can get back to his feet SEWASIDE grabs hold of SCOTT YOUNG and executes a quick 3/4th neck breaker. TERRIBLE starts to head twords his corner only to have SEWASIDE come running over and hit a big boot onto the face of SAVIOR, knocking him from the ring apron. SEWASIDE then jumps up onto the middle ropes and vaults off grabbing TERRIBLE's face and slamming him down to the mat face first. As SEWASIDE gets back to his feet he gets grabbed from behind by SCOTT YOUNG who takes SEWASIDE down with his own neck breaker, getting him back for the earlier move. YOUNG grabs SEWASIDE and brings him back to his feet then quickly drives his shoulder into the gut of SEWASIDE. YOUNG then grabs back onto SEWASIDE's head and flips him over his back for a modified snapmare take down. MC TERRIBLE starts to stir back to his feet just as THE SAVIOR gets back up onto the ring apron. With a downed SEWASIDE SCOTT YOUNG charges TERRIBLE and brings him down with a tackle take down. In a burst of momentum TERRIBLE lunges forward from the mat and tags in his partner SAVIOR who charges into the ring right away and starts to quickly exchange blows with SCOTT YOUNG, the last one being a booming haymaker knocking SCOTT YOUNG off his feet. SEWASIDE is now back up and kicks SAVIOR in the gut to try to slow him down, but SAVIOR responds with a kick back to SEWASIDE's gut then taking him down with a armdrag take down, slamming SEWASIDE into the mat hard. SEWASIDE is not to quick to his feet as SAVIOR looks over to SCOTT YOUNG, lifting him back to his feet before irish whipping him. REVERSAL! SCOTT YOUNG Reverses the irishwhip and takes SAVIOR down with a hard spine buster. SEWASIDE rolls out of the ring to regroup. ONE... TWO... SCOTT YOUNG lifts up SAVIOR and quickly brings him back down crashing into a back buster, bringing down SAVIORs back onto his own knee. SCOTT YOUNG tosses SAVIOR to the mat following it up by locking in a armlock submission hold, stretching pressure into SAVIORS arm... THREE.... FOUR.... SEWASIDE still stirs out side of the ring as the referee rushes to check if SAVIOR gives up. But instead SAVIOR uses his free hand to start punching at the back of SCOTT YOUNG before he finally releases the hold. But SCOTT YOUNG does not give up, he lifts SAVIOR back to his feet in an attempt for a powerbomb but REVERSAL again, SAVIOR SLAMS SCOTT YOUNG's face down into the mat very hard in a bulldog. SEWASIDE finally slides back into the ring and locks up with SAVIOR. The two start to feel each other out in the traditional grapple before SEWASIDE finally gets the upper hand and executes a nice vertical suplex, leaving SAVIOR in the air for what seems like an hour before crashing him down into the ring. SAVIOR hits the ring hard as SEWASIDE walks over to T MONEY and tags him in. T MONEY jumps into the ring with SEWASIDE and like before the BLOOD HOUNDS pick a target, this time SEWASIDE starts to punch rapidly into the face of SCOTT YOUNG while T MONEY smashes his elbow into the face of FAMINE. FROM THE BLOW FAMINE FALLS FROM THE RING APRON AND SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! The crowd suddenly bursts out into a loud BOO as T MONEY looks down to see FAMINE of the VILE pretty much out cold, starting to bleed now from the crack his head took into the steel stairs. SEWASIDE picks up SCOTT YOUNG and throws him from the ring in a standard throw. SCOTT YOUNG hits the ground hard. SEWASIDE slides out of the ring and starts to continue to punch SCOTT YOUNG. In the confusion of the BLOOD HOUND tag SAVIOR managed to make his way over and tag in MC TERRIBLE! T MONEY and TERRIBLE quickly lock up exchanging blows until T MONEY is taken down by TERRIBLE with a hurricanarana. Suddenly there is commotion from the crowd. The crowd starts to boo louder then before, after the cheap shot on FAMINE. ARSON! ARSON is running from the back wielding a steel chair! It's why the fans are starting to boo, WHAT DOES HE WANT? Before SAVIOR knows what is going on, he gets WACKED from behind by the steel chair, knocking him from the ring apron. SEWASIDE quickly jumps up and grabs the referee by the leg, making him turn around to argue with SEWASIDE. ARSON SLIDES into the ring and OH MY GOD ~CRACK! THE STEEL CHAIR IS BROUGHT DOWN HARD ONTO THE HEAD OF MC TERRIBLE. WHAT THE HELL IS ARSON DOING, CRACK! THE CHAIR IS AGAIN SLAMMED INTO HIS HEAD! MC TERRIBLE collapses to the ring map, bleeding badly as ARSON slides from the ring. SEWASIDE stops his argument at once as T MONEY walks over to the fallen MC TERRIBLE! T MONEY goes in for the pin.... ONE....... TWO.... MY GOD NO! TERRIBLE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! T MONEY is beside him self, he can not believe MC TERRIBLE was able to kick out so he lifts him up and looks to be going for a piledriver. NO! T MONEY EXECUTES THE G-MONEY DRIVER, TERRIBLE is laid out again as T MONEY goes for the pin... ONE..... ...TWO... ....THREE!!! T MONEY got him! MC TERRIBLE took two chair shots to the head but would not stay down! WHAT THE HELL WAS ARSON doing anyway? T MONEY and SEWASIDE celebrate in the ring as ARSON stands in the entry ramp still wielding the steel chair.
WINNERS: T MONEY & SEWASIDE

NICK NITRO
vs.
TYGER LILLY
vs.
JR BLAKE
- - X-Treme Pin To Win - -
All three of the competitors start in the ring, as the bell rings and JR and NITRO both go for LILLY, but LILLY is able to avoid them both and they crash into each other. TYGER LILLY quickly drops and elbow across JR's back. LILLY jumps up and is caught in the jaw with a hard kick from NICK NITRO. NITRO hooks LILLY in a double arm underhook and tiger bomb's her to the mat. NITRO now goes to work on JR BLAKE with several boots to his chest. NITRO pulls JR to his feet, but BLAKE counters with an uppercut. JR BLAKE nails NITRO with a hard right, but NITRO nails JR with a right too. The two men exchange rights over and over again, but are both stopped when TYGER LILLY flies off the top rope catching both BLAKE and NITRO with a flying double clothesline. LILLY climbs to the top rope and lands a flying leg drop onto both BLAKE and NITRO and covers them both, 1...2...Both men kickout. LILLY goes to pick up NITRO, but NITRO counters with a hard DDT. BLAKE grabs NITRO and nails him with a hard clothesline sending NITRO over the top rope and onto the concrete floor. JR steps backwards, but is then rolled up by TYGER LILLY, 1... 2... THREE! TYGER LILLY with the win!
WINNER: TYGER LILLY

IRON BULL
vs.
HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE
- - X-Treme Rules - -
IRON BULL is in the ring as HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE makes his way down to the ring. HONKEY is stood just around 5 feet away from the ring near the ramp way, when BULL suddenly jumps over the top rope and catches HONKEY with a plancha-like move. IRON BULL gets to his feet to a rapturous applause, as he grabs HONKEY's hair and throws him into the ring. IRON BULL jumps into the ring himself as the ref signals for the bell to ring to start the match. BULL nails HONKEY with a hard kick to the jaw and he quickly nails HONKEY with a kick to the back of the head. BULL then grabs HONKEY, but HONKEY slips out and plasters IRON BULL with a hard right hand. HONKEY quickly hooks IRON BULL in a side headlock and wrenches away at his neck twisting and pulling, but BULL bounces HONKEY off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, which HONKEY ducks and HONKEY comes back with a flying forearm. HONKEY then mounts BULL and lays into him with hard right hands. Eventually BULL is able to shove HONKEY off of him and the two men charge at each other, but clash heads and both men fall to the ground, both lifeless. The ref begins to count both men 1..........2..........3.........4..........5, still no movement from either man, 6..........7, HONKEY starts to move, but still nothing from IRON BULL, 8, HONKEY is using the ropes to pull himself up and is almost to his feet, 9..... HONKEY IS UP!! HONKEY looks down at IRON BULL, who is still yet to move, and pins! 1.. 2.. THREE!
WINNER: HONKEY LIGHTHOUSE

Backstage, we see LEE STONE walking down a hallway. He approaches a door on his left and stops in front of it. The plaque on the door reads “CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY”. He knocks on the door and then pushes the door open.
STONE: Surprise c**k f*g!
But he says this into an empty room. No sign of CHRISTIAN.
STONE: Well I feel a little foolish right now.
“And how is that different from the norm?”
LEE spins around to see his former tag team partner standing in front of him.
STONE: Just the man I was looking for.
CONNOLLY: I was looking for you too. I wanted to know when it was that you turned into JONATHYN’s lapdog.
STONE: That’s funny… real comedic gold right there. In all seriousness though, I was wanting to know when it was that you became a complete dufus.
CONNOLLY: Please elaborate.
STONE: Walk with me.
STONE brushes past C2 and into the hallway once more. He looks towards C2 and then begins to walk down the hall. CHRISTIAN follows.
STONE: After everything you know about me, you still think I’d be doing a favor for JONATHYN without me getting something out of the deal?
CONNOLLY: What did he pay you off? PRINCE AKEEM can give you money if you need it.
STONE: Who the f*** is PRINCE AKEEM? Wasn’t he the genie that Shaq played in that really bad movie? Christ man, nobody needs to give me money, I could probably buy out JONATHYN if I wanted to.
CONNOLLY: So he promised you the Universal Title back?
STONE: No, but at least that guess wasn’t a total miss. There is something else I wanted though, and by doing this, I’m going to get it.
CONNOLLY: But have you really found somebody that can take out the HOUNDS?
STONE: I can take the HOUNDS out myself, I’m just going to be a little preoccupied with my other goal. But yes, there is somebody else involved. You could be too if you wanted to though. We do have a common enemy in the HOUNDS.
CONNOLLY: And help out JON? I’d rather eat my own head.
Without notice, C2 crumples to the floor, and behind him stands SEWASIDE with a steel chair in hand. LEE has no time to react though as T MONEY appears and takes him down with a chair of his own. After a few more chair shots, both STONE and CONNOLLY are left down with the HOUNDS standing over them.
T MONEY: Look at these two n***as, s*** looks like a Cosby Show reunion.
SEWASIDE: Which one’s Bill?
T MONEY: They role-play, sometimes one f****t’s Bill, sometimes it’s the other, and sometimes they’re both Bill.
SEWASIDE: That’s f***in’ disgusting.
T MONEY: Trust me I know.
SEWASIDE: Was it just me or were they talking ‘bout “head” ‘fore they fell over each other?
T MONEY: I don’t wanna know. I mean, they could be a cute couple if they weren’t… you know...
SEWASIDE: Homos?
T MONEY: Well I was tryin’ to be discrete, but yeah, that’s what I meant.
SEWASIDE: Look on the bright side though, at least they won’t be interfering in the main event. DYNAMITE’s bringing gold home to the HOUNDS.
T nods in agreement and the two BLOOD HOUNDS walk away from the battered bodies of CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY and LEE STONE.

WILD ORCHID
vs.
STAR
- - JET'S CRUISWERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN: Round 1 - -
STAR nails ORCHID with a spear to start the match off. STAR mounts her opponent and lays into her with hard right hands. ORCHID manages to shove STAR off for a moment, but STAR just mounts her again and again begins punching her. STAR eventually stops and pulls ORCHID to her feet and nails her with a HUGE superkick!! ORCHID grabs her mouth as she stumbles back! She took that shot HARD! STAR quickly jumps to the top rope and...SPARKLING INTUITION!! STAR makes the cover, 1... 2... THREE!! IT'S ALL OVER!! JUST LIKE THAT!! The ref goes to check on ORCHID and immediately calls for a medical crew! ORCHID just took a direct boot to the mouth, and she’s spitting up blood and.. TEETH? ORCHID may be out of action! And STAR is LOVING IT!!
WINNER: STAR

The shot opens up on a backstage hallway CHAD is making his way down the Hall he stops and turns and looks At SABRINA WILSON stapling up Posters of a bloody CHAD with the words. "SEWASIDE Vs. CHAD, CHAD’s Retirement, Match of the year"

CHAD: What are you doing?

SABRINA WILSON: What does it look like I’m doing? I’m putting up posters for match of the year. Just a shame JON found a loop hole to keep your sorry ass.

Out of nowhere you hear a crack and CHAD cringes the shot opens up wider and you see ARSON pulls back a barbed wire wrapped kendo stick and swings it nailing CHAD in the back again. CHAD falls to one knee and ARSON Takes the Kendo stick and starts choking CHAD with it. ARSON drops the stick and CHAD goes down to all fours. SABRINA kicks him full force in the gut. ARSON Puts his Hand out and takes the Staple gun from SABRINA. He lifts CHAD up to his knees and Starts Stapling his forehead. He fires two shots into his head. CHAD is Bleeding. ARSON hands the staple gun back to SABRINA and holds CHAD. SABRINA takes the Staple gun and shoots two more staples into CHAD’s head.

ARSON: I warned you Paybacks are a bitch

ARSON pulls CHAD up to his feet and rams his head into a brick wall. He then whips him into a big metal door. ARSON Grabs CHAD by the head kicks the door open to the outside and takes CHAD out of the building. He Walks him over to a Car and slams his head into the hood. CHAD Elbows ARSON in the gut and delivers a few rights to his face. ARSON stumbles back. CHAD rushes him and tackles ARSON to the ground. CHAD continues to throw punches at ARSON. A crack is heard and CHAD falls to the ground. SABRINA stands over him with the kendo stick. ARSON gets to his feet and He and SABRINA start stomping CHAD. ARSON picks up CHAD and rolls him onto the hood of a near by car. ARSON gets up on the hood. He picks up CHAD and Hooks him in a fisherman type mood. ARSON drops CHAD in a fisherman buster onto the windshield of the car. ARSON rolls off the car and he and SABRINA walk away laughing as CHAD is laid out.

BIGG RIGG & JASON MUDD
vs.
AIDAN COLLINS & ACE VINCENT
- - X-Treme Tag Match - -
All four men stand in the ring. The newcomer JASON MUDD and the battle-weary BIGG RIGG decide who’s going to start the match, but AIDAN and ACE run across attacking the two starting off this Extreme match. BIGG RIGG and ACE deliver breathtaking right hands to one another as we see JASON MUDD get taken to the outside with a quick dropkick from COLLINS. ACE and AIDAN, take the opportunity to gang up on BIGG RIGG; stomping him down in the corner. Out of nowhere a chair flies in the ring, dazing ACE giving MUDD time to pull AIDAN out of the ring. MUDD and AIDAN exchange blows again before JASON kicks him in the stomach attempting an early cracker jack, but COLLINS breaks out of it before sending JASON MUDD sailing over the guardrail into the ravage XWF fans. AIDAN balances himself on the guardrail before hitting a cross body block on MUDD; which sends both superstars crashing into a row of seats. Meanwhile, in the ring RIGG has taken advantage of MUDD’S intervention and now has VINCENT screeching in spite of the fork that is being drilled into the icon’s head. RIGG attempts it again, but ACE grabs RIGG’S forearm trying to block it. RIGG bares his teeth as does ACE. ACE delivers some upward right hands before landing a massive shot to the nose. RIGG drops the fork, prompting ACE to pick it up and stab RIGG in the stomach numerous times. RIGG falls off of ACE VINCENT leaving both men rising in pain. AIDAN and MUDD have found there way up to a lobby area where we see AIDAN seated against a wall. MUDD comes running at him, but with great quickness AIDAN avoids the dropkick leaving MUDD to dropkick the wall jamming his knee a little. COLLINS takes the opportunity to stomp viciously on the knee of MUDD before picking him up and sending him crashing into the apparel table knocking over the merchandise. AIDAN looks down noticing a “My name’s JON Brown” CD. He puts it on the head of JASON MUDD before slamming a ZACH RIZZA clock down on it. MUDD holds his head in pain as COLLINS lifts him to his feet bouncing his head off the cement wall a few times. A dazed look falls over the face of JASON MUDD as he falls down against the wall. Back in the ring ACE is standing on the turnbuckles pounding away at BIGG RIGG’S head. ACE back flips connecting with a vicious dropkick to RIGG before whipping him chest first into the opposite side turnbuckles following close behind catching RIGG with the Monday Night Special and a two count. ACE VINCENT, obviously frustrated picks up the chair that he took in the head earlier throwing it down on BIGG RIGG before hitting a jumping leg drop across it. ACE lifts up BIGG RIGG punching him a few times before launching him over the top ropes to the floor. MUDD and COLLINS have made there way back into the arena, but they are now on top of the second balcony. MUDD throws a chair at ADIAN smacking him in the head with it. ADIAN absorbs the shot throwing a fist into the bloody forehead of JASON MUDD. MUDD kicks AIDAN in the mid-section before trying to toss him off of the ledge. AIDAN blocks it with elbows, but MUDD continues. AIDAN gets a hand up on the back of MUDD’S head grabbing him in a headlock. Desperation reads on both faces, struggling for the lives. ACE VINCENT and BIGG RIGG are now battling there way through the arena. ACE staggers backwards as BIGG RIGG takes hold of an unused guardrail, and VINCENT takes it right in the head. ACE drops to his knees prompting BIGG RIGG to pick up a chair and wrap it around the head of VINCENT. ACE’s eyes cross before falling on his blood soaked face. A satisfied look falls over the face of the angry Italian as he rolls ACE over for the one…two….no ACE VINCENT kicks out. VINCENT kicks out. BIGG RIGG’S jaw drops not able to believe it. RIGG looks up at the balcony above his head. MUDD and AIDAN continue to try to throw one another off of it. RIGG stacks three tables up seeing that JASON almost has AIDAN over the guardrail. ADIAN at the last second catches MUDD with a shot to the throat sending him over the guardrail! JASON MUDD hangs on for dear life screaming his head off. BIGG RIGG grabs ACE VINCENT, but VINCENT had a clothes iron in his hand! HE IS BURNING THE FACE OF JOHN GAMBINO HOLY S***! GAMBINO falls to his knee as MUDD finds his footing on the side of the balcony. A loud crack is heard as the Italian flag has just been smashed over the head of JOHN GAMBINO knocking him out. The camera switches upward just in time to see AIDAN COLLINS leave his feet hitting the ICE PICK on JASON MUDD! COLLINS DOVE THROUGH THE RAILING. BOTH MEN HAVE JUST SAILED OVER TWENTY FEET THROUGH THREE TABLES….OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THE CROWD IS DEAFENING AS THEY SCREAM “XWF XWF XWF” OVER AND OVER AGAIN! ACE VINCENT’s jaw drops revealing blood flowing out of his mouth. AIDAN COLLINS and JASON MUDD lay unconscious in the table remains. The ref checks out the carnage, and hits a THREE COUNT!! 1.. 2.. THREE!! The camera zooms in to see MUDD lying on top of COLLINS!! RIGG and MUDD steal one!
WINNERS: BIGG RIGG & JASON MUDD
BIGG RIGG heads over and helps MUDD p. he whispers something to JASON MUDD and JASON is nodding in agreement. AIDAN begins to move, So BIGG RIGG stomps him a few more times and throws him back into the ring. MUDD is on the outside of the ring, reaching under for something. MUDD pulls it out from under the ring and sets it up. Then grabs a chair and Slides back into the ring to take care of ACE who is now climbing back to his feet. MUDD swings the chair and CRACK! It hits ACE right in the head, the metal bounces off his skull. ACE falls to the mat, his head busted wide open with blood pouring from his head. BIGG RIGG grabs AIDAN up by his hair, then brings him onto the ring apron. BIGG RIGG positions AIDAN, then lifts him up delivering a massive jackknife powerbomb off the ring apron. AIDAN goes crashing through the glass table. The glass shatters, pieces of sharp glass slice AIDAN's flesh as the table shatters. ADIAN lays in the pile of broken glass and Wood, as BIGG RIGG is handed a mic from the announcer outside the ring.
BIGG RIGG: So, you think you can hang with da big boys AIDAN!? Well, that was your first little F***in' taste of da big time. Just somethin' to wet your whistle until I officially end your career at Rage in da Cage. I'm gonna teach you somethin' da hard way come Rage, I am gonna teach you dat GOD FORGIVES, BIGG RIGG DOESN'T! You AIDAN, are gonna pay for ever f***in' with me in da first place. Be prepared b**ch, you will....FEEL DA RAGE!
Woke up this morning by A3 blares through the arena, as BIGG RIGG and JASON MUDD leave the ring.

The BOONDOCK SAINT is in his ring gear and walking with the XWC World Title on his shoulder. He encounters MIKE RABOIN, the man who will referee his title match against DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. SAINT gets right in RABOIN's face.
BOONDOCK SAINT: No boss in sight, MIKE.. Looks like you have all of the power tonight. I just hope you don't screw me out of my belt.
MIKE RABOIN: Don't worry. I wouldn't dream of messing up our Snakes in the Cage match at the pay per view. Just worry about yourself and DYNAMIC tonight.
BOONDOCK SAINT: Don't worry. I am going to take care of business. If you do screw me, I am going to make you regret it next week. Let's say you may not make it Rage in the Cage.
MIKE RABOIN: Let's hope your mouth can cash that check, BOONY.
Both men walk away. Will RABOIN call this match down the middle? Will BOONY get some revenge on RABOIN? We’ll know in two minutes!!

Twenty feet up is a long way to go, especially when there’s a snake on your ass.
SEPTEMBER 24

XWF hallways leading through the changing rooms are littered at the moment full of buzz of the man wandering around in a Richard M. Nixon mask. Security is on high alert with this being the fifth anniversary of the attacks on American citizens, but yet, this man has not been stopped for whatever reason, and many are speculating as to who he really is underneath the cloak and mask.
The man comes around the corner at the end of the hall and heads towards the camera a good two hundred feet away, but suddenly, around the corner comes JET looking for a camera.
JET: Did you see that match? Did you see what STAR did to ORCHID? Is that what people came to see? Can you tell me that? Of course you can. You know what it is. That match is exactly why so many people are jumping at the chance to get a shot at my belt. This belt is the property of Mr. Millennium, and I doubt anyone in this entire business could take it from me. That’s why I have to give it up. You all know it.
NIXON reaches out and taps JET on the shoulder who gets a quickly upset look on his face. He turns around to see the man above him, standing 6’3” and looking at him with cold glare in his eyes through the mask.
JET: Who the hell are you in that fake mask running around here tonight making claims about cleansing XWF. You’re just some two bit who hides his face. Get away from Mr. Millennium, I don’t have time for you.
NIXON: You and I should talk.
JET: I don’t have anything to say to you.
NIXON: You owe me a match. A one on one this time. I don’t care for what prize, what part of the card or ……
JET: Whoa there asswipe. I don’t owe you shit. You’re going to threaten me, Mr. Millennium. I ought to kick your ass and take that mask off right now.
NIXON: Remember this… I’m going to get what you stole. Have a look at this and you’ll understand completely.
With agility like only the greatest of professional fighters, NIXON manages to come completely off the ground bringing a knee right into the face of JET, knocking him against the wall, and to the ground. NIXON reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a sticker that simply says “The Evolution,” then places it onto the forehead of JET.
As NIXON walks off, he tosses the coat off him, and reveals what appears to be…. It is! It’s an XWF Title belt slung over his shoulder! Who the hell is this man?

MAIN EVENT

BOONDOCK SAINT
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
- - Guest Ref: MIKE RABOIN - -
The bell rings and the X-Rated Icon gets the upper hand in the lockup and pushes SAINT into the corner. DYNAMITE buries his knees into the gut of the champ. DYNAMITE then Snapmare BOONY over and kicks him right in the back. DYNAMITE gets behind SAINT and slaps on a Rear Chinlock. OG Thug gets on the apron to distract MIKE RABOIN and that allows DYNAMITE to choke the SAINT. RABOIN looks like he is having a conversation with OG and that allows DYNAMIC to cheat even more. RABOIN finally gets his focus back, but not before BOONY is almost turned into a shade of blue. DYNAMITE goes for a pin and puts his foot on the ropes. RABOIN counts... ONE.. .TWO... SAINT rolls his shoulder. DYNAMITE starts to go for a Blatant Choke, and RABOIN takes his time counting... ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR.... DYNAMITE releases the hold at the last second. DYNAMITE starts stomping away at SAINT. BOONY lays a couple of punches into DYNAMITE’s gut and works his way up. DYNAMITE goes for an Eye Rake and blinds BOONY. The ref is letting everything slide in this one. DYNAMITE whips SAINT off of the ropes and hits a Powerslam. RABOIN starts a fast count.. ONE... TWO... THR... SAINT kicks out. DYNAMITE picks up SAINT for a Scoop Slam and hits it. Then DYNAMITE hits 4 straight elbow drops to the sternum. Another Cover and fast count... ONE.. TWO.. THRE... SAINT kicks out again. DYNAMITE gets in the face of RABOIN, but RABOIN tells DYNAMITE it's two. DYNAMITE is frustrated and that allows SAINT to roll up DYNAMITE in a Small Package. ONE.. TWO.... DYNAMIC kicks out and hits a Big Boot onto the oncoming SAINT. DYNAMITE calls for the Franchise and lifts up SAINT, but BOONY slinks out and waits for DYNAMITE to turn around. DYNAMIC misses with the Right hand, and BOONY lands a boot into the gut. SAINT then hits the Complete Shot and wraps his legs around DYNAMITE’s head. SAINT has locked on the Koji Clutch. RABOIN asks DYNAMITE if he will submit. DYNAMITE refuses to give up. DYNAMITE turns BOON over and pins his shoulders. ONE.. TWO..TH... SAINT releases the hold. DYNAMITE gets right in the face of RABOIN again. DYNAMITE shoves RABOIN, but RABOIN shoves him back. SAINT takes advantage with a School Boy Roll up. ONE... TWO... DYNAMITE kicks out. DYNAMITE goes for a Lariat, but SAINT ducks it and hits an STO. Cover... ONE...TWO... T... DYNAMITE kicks out again. SAINT lifts up and hits the Back Jack. SAINT goes up to the Second Rope and looks for the Godsend. He bounces up off of the top rope, but DYNAMITE rolls out of the way. SAINT lands on his feet, but is met with a stiff Lariat. SAINT looks to be out. ONE.. TWO... TH.... SAINT kicks out again. DYNAMIC is furious at RABOIN. RABOIN tells DYNAMITE that he rolled the shoulder. SAINT comes from behind and grabs a Rolling Clutch and Bridges. ONE... TWO.. THRE... DYNAMITE barely kicks out. DYNAMITE goes for a boot again, but SAINT hits the Busaiku Knee Kick. Cover.. ONE... TWO... THRE... DYNAMITE kicks out again. SAINT holds his head in frustration. He goes over to RABOIN and tells him it was three. SAINT shoves RABOIN, but RABOIN punches SAINT in the face. Both men trade shots with each other, but RABOIN hits High Impact. DYNAMITE crawls over to SAINT. Fast Count... ONE...TWO... THRE... SAINT kicks out again. DYNAMIC starts yelling at RABOIN vehemently. RABOIN said it was TWO. DYNAMITE turns around and gets a boot in the gut. SAINT lifts DYNAMITE and hit the Falcon Arrow. Cover.. ONE.. TWO... THRE... DYNAMITE puts his foot on the bottom rope. SAINT is in shock. RABOIN tells him it's two. SAINT lifts up a groggy DYNAMITE and goes for Divine Intervention!! DYNAMITE is down!! The crowd goes nuts!! BOONDOCK SAINT has DYNAMIC DYNAMITE down on the mat and MIKE RABOIN is checking him to see if he is conscious. While he is doing this you hear the crowd start to boo as out from the back comes SEWASIDE, T MONEY, and ARSON... The three walk to the ring and you see RABOIN yells at all three of them to make sure they don't do anything. Checking DYNAMIC's arm, ARSON hops up on the ring and distracts RABOIN while SEWASIDE pulls BOONDOCK's foot causing him to break the hold. BOONDOCK now turns his attention to SEWASIDE and you see T MONEY slip DYNAMIC the brass knuckles from the week before as DYNAMIC stands up and clocks SAINT in the back of the head with the knucks sending him down. ARSON drops off the ropes as the ladies get him down and you see DYNAMIC hooks SAINT for a reverse DDT, and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker, then into another back breaker, then locks in for a dragon sleeper Menage-A-Trois... RABOIN looks at this and SAINT's arm starts to dangle. Raising his arm RABOIN has no choice but to call for the bell! We have a new XWC World Heavyweight Champion!!

WINNER: DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
DYNAMIC drops SAINT and we see SEWASIDE, T MONEY, and ARSON all slide into the ring with the XWC title as SEWASIDE slams a chair over the head of RABOIN sending him down. You see T MONEY hold the title in front of DYNAMIC as ARSON hands DYNAMIC a can of spray paint... No he can't! It won't happen! DYNAMIC takes the spray paint and starts to spray the initials B-H-E across the front of the belt... T MONEY, SEWASIDE, and ARSON laugh as the crowd stands by in disbelief as T MONEY hands DYNAMIC a microphone and puts the title over his shoulder as well.

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: XWC World Title? XWC Anarchy? XWC can suck my...
T MONEY whispers something to DYNAMIC who grins.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: The XWC World Title is no more! As of right now we have the dawning of a new era.. The Dawn of Destruction! WE have the BLOODHOUND WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! So JON if you want to bring in any of these little rejects to be the "savior" of this company then do your best; because you don't control the BLOODHOUNDS! Your brain wanted to make the XWC a whole new show, and I am sure you wanted to split the hounds up, but you know what? Whatever you want to do we are going to figure out something BIGGer and better!

DYNAMIC hands the mic to T MONEY
T MONEY: It's real ugly like a Bubba Sparxxx song isn't it, JON? Things go from bad to worse for you, you might as well have a heart attack and die! Your plans are all backfiring, week after week. Your new Champion, your new Blood Hound Entertainment Champion, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE has taken out your little Snake. But what now we all want to know? I know things are f***ed up for you, what are you gonna do now? Oh, you're gonna try to break The Blood Hounds up? How smart would that be? Do you really want to break us up and have us multiplying even more? I don't think so. You already can't stand who's here now! So no, you're gonna accept this like a good little bitch, J.B. and you're going to bow to and praise us Hounds. This is our fed, we just let you run it! Remember that! You can try to recruit DYNAMITE for your team but know that it's not happening, he is with us and with us til we ain't no more. Hounds is family and you, you don’t have any family. You are all alone in our cold little world filled with dog piss and rabies, no way you can survive it, you wasn't built to! Your little buddy Nick Nitro, he can't stop us. Bringing him in was like sending a retarded kid in a coma to take your SAT's for you! Nick Nitro is just another loser who will fall prey to the vicious nature of the Hounds! This is what's real, I want everybody to witness this...The Blood Hound Entertainment title is just the first of many to come. And that's Money!
T MONEY taps DYNAMITE's title with a smirk as he hands the mic to SEWASIDE
SEWASIDE: As you can all see, the Elite Blood Hounds are at it again, wit DYNAMITE bringin' the first gold to the Hounds! Not only that, he transformed that little tin foil, $2 Toys R Us Title to some real s***, and now we have the official Bloodhound World Title! J.B. what you got to say about that? You gonna send your little firecracker, Nitro after us? I guarantee you, he can come but that bum ass dude better have a quick retirement plan cause that's what The Hounds will leave him with!
SEWASIDE hands the mic to ARSON
ARSON: Another week down, and good boy JON BROWN had his plans go wrong AGAIN! What's with it JONNY? I mean yeah Snake got his ass bit, but you still didn't get things working... Come up with something better next time! Because you sure haven't seen the end of it yet.
ARSON now hands the mic back to DYNAMIC DYNAMITE.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: JON you have to try harder! I know you want to come up with a way to kill everything that is against you, but it ain't going to work with us! We come at you from all angles and this is no different! With the Bloodhound Entertainment Championship in my possession nothing will stop us. Snakes in a Cage, Plane, Train, underwear, your office, CHAD, hell we don't care! Next week will be even BIGGer than this week, and Rage in the Cage will be even BIGGer than that!
DYNAMIC taunts the crowd as the entire arena is in shock and booing at the events that just transpired as you can see the Blood Hounds holding the title out in front of the camera..

They’ve done it!

They’ve taken over!

But WAIT A SECOND!!

”My Name’s JON Brown” hits the PA, and the crowd goes NUTS!! The BOSS IS HERE!! FINALLY! JONATHYN steps out to the stage, quite obviously just out of his car.. The HOUNDS look up at him and wave the desecrated XWC belt in front of him from the ring.. JONATHYN looks and smiles.. He doesn’t seem upset at all.
JONATHYN: Oh, you crazy HOUNDS! What AM I going to do with you? You sure showed us, huh? You beat BOONDOCK SAINT FIAR AND SQUARE in the middle of that ring!
SEWASIDE and ARSON pat DYNAMITE on the back as they hold the belt high and nod in agreement..
JONATHYN: And I have to admit, there’s nothing I love more than the drama of a main event title match finish! But I’m LITTERALLY just coming in, so I MISSED IT! So, if you’d indulge me.. Let me talk to my guy in the truck.. Kenny, can you roll the end of that last match on the X-Tron for me?
The X-Tron goes static for a moment, then replays the ending to the match..
DYNAMIC hooks SAINT for a reverse DDT, and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker, then into another back breaker, then locks in for a dragon sleeper Menage-A-Trois... RABOIN looks at this and SAINT's arm starts to dangle. Raising his arm RABOIN has no choice but to call for the bell! We have a new XWC World Heavyweight Champion!!
The X-Tron goes static again, and JONATHYN looks a bit perturbed..
JONATHYN: Kenny! That was like the last ten seconds! I see that DYNAMITE won it, but I couldn’t get into the drama! Give me MORE! Rewind it further!
The match is shown in fast reverse on the screen ,then stops at a random spot and begins to play.
..BOONDOCK SAINT has DYNAMIC DYNAMITE down on the mat and MIKE RABOIN is checking him to see if he is conscious. While he is doing this you hear the crowd start to boo as out from the back comes SEWASIDE, T MONEY, and ARSON... The three walk to the ring and you see RABOIN yells at all three of them to make sure they don't do anything. Checking DYNAMIC's arm, ARSON hops up on the ring and distracts RABOIN while SEWASIDE pulls BOONDOCK's foot causing him to break the hold. BOONDOCK now turns his attention to SEWASIDE and you see T MONEY slip DYNAMIC the brass knuckles from the week before as DYNAMIC stands up and clocks SAINT in the back of the head with the knucks sending him down. ARSON drops off the ropes as the ladies get him down and you see DYNAMIC hooks SAINT for a reverse DDT, and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker, then into another back breaker, then locks in for a dragon sleeper Menage-A-Trois... RABOIN looks at this and SAINT's arm starts to dangle. Raising his arm RABOIN has no choice but to call for the bell! We have a new XWC World Heavyweight Champion!!
JONATHYN looks humorously shocked!
JONATHYN: WHAT THE!! THAT’S.. THAT’S CHEATING!! I CAN’T BELIVE THE BLOOD HOUNDS WOULD RESORT TO CHEATING!!
The crowd starts cheering as they see where this is going. The Blood Hounds look at each other like they’ve just been “Punk’d”
JONATHYN: I’m.. I have to admit, I’m very disappointed in you guys.. You should know that you can’t win a title on a disqualification!! And I’m afraid I have no other choice but to rule your win a DQ Victory! Sure, you can have the credit for the win, because RABOIN did raise your hand, but the method by which you won it was ILLEGAL! So BOONDOCK SAINT IS STILL THE XWC CHAMPION!!
The fans erupt as the Hounds all cry foul!
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: THAT’S BULLS*** AND YOU KNOW IT! THIS BELT IS MINE!
JONATHYN: WRONG! LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, BUD! I’M TIRED OF SITTING BACK AND WATCHING YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU DESERVE! I’M TIRED OF LETTING YO UWALK ALL OVER ME! YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW ABOUT LAST WEEK? ABOUT THE ‘SOUP INCDENT?’ WELL I DO KNOW! I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS, AND I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS BETTER WIPE THAT BLOODHOUND CRAP OFF THAT BELT AND LEAVE IT IN THE RING UNLESS YOU ALL WANT TO GET SUSPENDED! THAT BELT IS NOT YOURS DYNAMITE! IT’S SAINT’S! YOU PISSED IN MY SOUP LAST WEEK, AND NOW I’M PISSING IN YOURS!! AND IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME ON IT, YOU CAN TAKE A WEEK OFF!
ANYONE?
The Hounds all look ready to pounce, but DYNAMITE does his best to calm them down to avoid further trouble. SEWASIDE can’t take it, and HE GRABS THE MIC OUT OF DYNAMITE’S HANDS!!
SEWASIDE: F*** YOU, JONATHYN! YOU PIECE OF S***! YOUR ASS IS NEXT, YOU HEAR ME?
JONATHYN looks on and smiles as DYNAMITE grabs the mic back and tries desperately to calm SEWASIDE down.
JONATHYN: My ass is next? Oh, you mean, my ass will be here next week? Yes, it will, but YOURS WON’T! ONE WEEK SUSPENSION!
The crowd goes nuts! JONATHYN isn’t playing around! T MONEY is livid!
T MONEY: YO! YOU CAN’T DO THAT, BITCH! SEWASIDE AIN’T SUSPENDED, F*** DAT!
JONAHYN picks up the mic again, this time less playfully.
JONATHYN: I DID DO THAT, BITCH, AND I’M DOING IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW! ONE WEEK SUSPENSION!
The crowd is loving it! T MONEY and SEWASIDE have both been suspended for a week!
JONATHYN: ANYONE ELSE NEED A WEEK OFF? I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT!
The Hounds finally realize that the boss actually DOES have some power, and they back off.
JONATHYN: GOOD. You guys actually do have brains after all, they just need the occasional jump start.. Now that I have your attention, I’m going to show you that I’m a good guy, and I hear your complaints and your concerns. I don’t want to leave you here on a bad note, so listen up. SEWASIDE, you’ve made it quite clear to me that you do not ever wish to be placed in a match with CHAD ever again.. Well I’m willing to agree to that, but on ONE CONDITION. YOU GUYS, that’s the ENTIRE BLOOD HOUND gang, posse, tree house club, whatever you kids are calling yourselves, you all leave him alone. If I hear about so much as a HAIR on that man’s head being touched by any HOUND, I will immediately book a match between him and you, and I will do everything I can to stack it against you. DONE?
SEWASIDE reluctantly shakes his head in acceptance.
JONATHYN: That’s good! Now, for being so nice, I’m going to do something special for you. You still have the week off, but you can use that time to prepare for the BIGGest match of your career! Because YOU, SEWASIDE, are going to be In the MAIN EVENT AT RAGE IN THE CAGE FOR THE XWF WORLD TITLE!
SEWASIDE looks pleasantly surprised as do the rest of the Hounds.
JONATHYN: That’s right! You’ve proven yourself to be one of the two TOP guys in this company since we returned! Constant wins, major points! You’re the number two man! Congratulations! You earned your title shot!
SEWASIDE is genuinely excited, but the other hounds get a bad feeling in the pits of their stomachs..
JONATHYN: Now.. WHO IS THE NUMBER ONE MAN?
JONATHYN picks up his trusty clipboard and glances over the point standings. The crowd knows exactly where this is going..
JONATHYN: HEY!! LOOKEE HERE!! It’s T MONEY!!
T MONEY looks completely pissed as the crowd goes crazy! JOANTHYN JUST BOOKED SEWASIDE AGAINST T MONEY!!
JONATHYN: Well? What would YOU do? I mean, you are the best of the best! Who wouldn’t pay top dollar to see the two BIGGest icons in the XWF going head to head! Hell, I’m going to order the PPV and I’ll actually BE HERE!
MONEY and SEWASIDE don’t know how to react. DYNAMITE finally takes the mic and speaks In a patronizing manner.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Permission to speak, SIR?
JONATHYN: Of course..
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: I don’t want to ruin the fun here, but who’s to say we can’t just decide which one of them is going to win, then have the other guy take a dive in the match?
JONATHYN: OH MY GOD! I can’t believe I didn’t THINK of that! You Hounds got all the angles covered! I guess I’ll have to make it a match where there has to be an obvious sign of Victory! Hmmm.. I’VE GOT IT!! AN ELECTRIFIED CAGE MATCH!
The Hounds are LIVID!
JONATHYN: YEAH! The cage will be pumped with low levels of electricity, and the winner is the first one to climb out! BRILLIANT! Thanks for the idea, DYNAMITE!
DYANMITE looks less than amused.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: You know what. I’ve had enough of this. You’ve stripped me of MY title, you’ve suspended T MONEY and SEWASIDE, you’ve placed them in a match against each other, and you expect us to just sit down and take it?
JONATHYN thinks for a moment..
JONATHYN: Yeah.. I know.. Sucks, doesn’t it? Now you’re starting to get a feeling of what I GO THROUGH EACH WEEK! It’s called PAYBACK, DINO! And PAYBACK IS A BITCH!
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: No.. PAYBACK isn’t a bitch.. YOU ARE! LET’S GET HIM!
DYANMITE dashes through the ropes and barrels up the ramp with the rest of the Hounds in tow! JONATHYN doesn’t even have a moment to react!!

FWOOSH!!

WHAT THE HELL?

A giant white puff of smoke blasts in the middle of the ramp, stopping the Hounds in their tracks!

As the smoke dissipates, The Hounds look for JONATHYN, and he standing ,looking quite shocked himself, on the top of the X-Tron! JONATHYN grabs the cabling beside him, and looks down at the Hounds, safe from the attack but confused as to how he got there!

The Hounds look up at him with complete hate in their eyes!

T MONEY and SEWASIDE at RAGE IN THE CAGE for the WORLD TITLE, in an ELECTRIFIED CAGE!!
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