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TONIGHT‛S MATCHES:


ROBERT ROYALE
vs.
KLUMINATIE
- - Standard Match - -

NICOLAS DILAN
vs.
PAUL CASHAW
- - Standard Match - -

MUNGBEAN
vs.
DR. BADD
- - Standard Match - -

ARSON
vs.
JOREL EVANS
- - Standard Match - -

MAIN EVENT
EXTERMINATOR
vs.
MAXIMUS
vs.
PAUL ROACH
- - X-Treme Pin To Win - -





As the show begins, the lights in the arena dim to the point of complete eeriness, but nothing to fear as we hear the vicious sounds of barking dogs in the background. Red laser lights start to flash the arena, but then they are replaced by green laser lights, those soon disappear and we see blue laser lights. All of a sudden, the laser lights stop and...

KABOOM!

Red pyro shoots up from the stage, that's when "The Bloodline Anthem" By DMX blast over the PA System and rocks the arena. The lights come back up and the curtains swing open revealing the four men who absolutely destroyed CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY last night at BRING THE PAIN, Newcomer ARSON who is set to compete tonight in his first ever XWF match, followed by THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT MESSIAH, SEWASIDE, next up is THE HARLEM HELLRAIZER, T MONEY who has a bottle of Hypnotic in his hand. Liquor on live TV, who else but THE HOUNDS? - And look-a-here, it's the newest member of the Mafia type Gang that joined just last night, THE X-RATED SUPERSTAR himself, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. All four men stand atop the ring, laughing together, all in the same XWF BLOOD HOUND shirt that you can find exclusively at the BLOOD HOUNDS official website along with the JEM WILLIAMS "Accident" video. All four men head down to the ring, T MONEY can be seen getting wasted as he guzzles from the bottle of Hypnotic, not sharing with anybody. T MONEY staggers and bumps into SIDE who playfully pushes him into ARSON< who in turn pushes him into DYNAMITE. They make it to the ring and each man takes their side as they surround the ring with KLUMINATIE and ROBERT ROYALE in it. They then search for something underneath the ring, all except T MONEY who is still drinking from his bottle. Oh...and what do we have here? It's those same damn BLOODY bats they beat the hell out of C2 with last night! THE SAME DAMN LOUISVILLE SLUGGERS! KLUMINATIE and ROYALE were about to fight each other but it looks like they'll be fighting for their lives as all four HOUNDS enter the ring and surround the two very young superstars as if they are prey to a pack of wolves.

T MONEY takes a sip of his Hypnotic as ROYALE turns around, he then SPITS THE LIQUOR IN THE FACE OF ROYALE!

THE BLOOD HOUNDS all spit on both competitors and kick them out of the ring. That's when T MONEY calls for a microphone. The ring announcer immediately hands him one before T MONEY smacks him in the head and pushes him to the ground.

T MONEY: You moron! When I signal for a mic, you get EVERYONE OF US A MIC! I think JONNY BOY can afford some microphones so hurry up and grab three more or you'll be the next bitch to gets 'mashed!

The Ring Announcer scurries and finds three more mics, handing them to each HOUND as they snatch them from him. All four men laugh. T MONEY nods as SEWASIDE, ARSON and DYNAMITE all tap their mics.

T MONEY: Test your mics, so if they don't work we can jump that little corny n***a who gave them to us... and if they do, we can lie and say they don't work and jump him anyways.

Each man taps their mics to test them.

SEWASIDE: I'm good, Cuz.

ARSON: I'm Functioning...

As ARSON says this, he grabs himself, to the amusement of the crowd and the rest of the HOUNDS.

DYNAMITE: Let's rock this bitch!

T MONEY: I guess all Hate is a go then. So let me start off by saying, DAMN - I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!

T MONEY points to DYNAMITE and gives him some dap.

T MONEY: Last night, the world saw...

Before T MONEY can even complete his sentence, we here a mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly those of boo's, people angry from the vicious beatdown they delivered on "The Legacy" last night.

T MONEY: Ah, shut up bitches, you were just cheering me. I know y'all like me a little bit.

The crowd continues to boo but T talks over the thousands of fans.

T MONEY: Like I was saying, last night, the world witnessed The Blood Hounds with it's newest member to the family, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, beat C2 to a bloody pulp! I mean, baseball bats, chairs, a F***IN SWITCH BLADE! Who you know bring a switch blade to a cage fight? My boy SIDE right here, don't f**k with the Messiah! C2 was laying up in a hospital bed last week, talking about how he wasn't gonna stay down and let us keep him out, but dawg, I think it's about to sink in that maybe that'd be the smartest thing to do. You got no choice now C2, I told you it'd be worse this time around and now you're probably in a f***in coma cause you wasn't lookin too good last time we seen you.

The group seems to agree with that statement.

T MONEY: So I look at it like this, everyone in the XWF can take that as an example, you talk s*** and we will make s*** happen. We not like no fake ass "Crime Family" who speaks Italian where they'll SAY they will make you disappear but The Blood Hounds will actually live up to that s***. Believe the hype mothaf***as, we are where it's at. C2 learned the hard way and now he can have a concussion...no, that n**** could be dead. He bled enough to help the Red Cross for life! That's the end result for everybody! Oh and in case you haven't noticed, we ran Chad's bitch ass out of here because he couldn't take the verbal heat. I don't know what made him think he could but he did and now he done went and had an emotional breakdown. Who else left? Who else want it? Exactly, no f***in body! There is actually noone left...Jon better do some serious recruiting because I don't think we playin Hide and Seek - SO WHY DON'T I SEE ANY COMPETITION!?

The DYNAMITE thing, what a curveball, huh? THE BLOOD HOUNDS looked like Pedro Martinez with that one. Hell of a baseball night and I don't even like the sport much. JONATHYN thought he had himself the ultimate threat for the HOUNDS and come to find out, HIS THREAT IS A F***IN HOUND! Boy, what a slap in the face, huh, J.B? What a letdown! I know you got that feeling in the pit of your stomach like you wanna throw up, it's burning, it's hurting, you got a lump in your throat...you know what that is, fear and failure all at the same time! You lose JON, WE WIN! THIS PLACE IS NOT SAFE ANYMORE! STEVE JASON, come save ya boy! LEE STONE, come save ya boy...hell, you didn't even save your other boy last night so I don't expect you to show up, scared ass n****. JEM...well, never mind him. SUPERBALLS? WHERE THE CLOWNS AT?! JAY WILL? BRAND?! Just like I thought, they all scared which means the intimidation factor is really a factor. YA GOTTA LOVE IT!

T MONEY tosses his mic into the crowd, literally, we can hear someone catch it and try to yell "YOU SU--" but he is tackled by security and has the mic taken from him. T MONEY reclines on the top rope as ARSON, the newcomer steps up with a mic.

ARSON - Now on to all you lil morons out there that think you can step and you can actually manage to survive look at C2. That is the stuff that is going to start happening around here when you step. We will not just knock your dicks in the dirt we will beat you till you beg for mercy and then we will beat you some more. So you will never forget that you do not step to us. We will destroy any thought in your mind that is a good idea to try and take the hounds out. You see you are all just stupid, me and Dynamic have been boys for years you actually think we would fight now. Over what. Me joining the hounds the same night that DD showed up should of made of few lights come on in those empty heads of yours. But no nothing but total darkness. You all better hope we never get new members cause you see what happens when we bring them in, the bitch we are fighting gets beat like a three cent ho. You all saw I no longer have the TV title. Why cause unlike some losers that only get laid if they have a belt (cough, cough) BOONDOCK (cough). I don't have to live in the past and try to hold a flag up for nothing more then a pile of rumble. Just think of this when you step to the Hounds . You gonna get bit, stabbed, cut, blown up and burned.

DYNAMITE acts like he's holding ARSON back as T MONEY who is reclining on the ropes applauds him. He sees that their pick-up, ARSON has that fire too. Now SEWASIDE steps up with a cocky but serious look on his face as if to say "Told y'all so". He raises the mic and speaks with hate on his mind

SEWASIDE: How the f*** is Jonathyn Brown gonna stop THIS?! Did y'all see what the f*** we did at Bring the Pain?! WE DOMINATED THAT S***! It doesn't matter who Jonathyn throws at us them mothaf***az get left layin'! JEM?! Only I know if his bitch ass ever gonna be seen again! Chad?! That pussy ran off! C2?! Is that mothaf***a even still breathin? He mind as well beg and plead with one of these dinosaurs he's always pulling out who's best days are behind them or who really never seem as good as they once were already cause ya know it's coming. What other choice does he have? The current roster holds not a threat to this bloody reign we've begun. Jonathyn's all out of bullets. Who can he possibly put against us? Boondock Saint? Please. T already DOMINATED that pussy. That's the same mothaf***a that was scared to put that tin can title up for grabs against T cause he knows. He barely escaped with his title against a bunch of XWC mid carders, how the f*** can he expect to go head up with the big dawgs? I told Jonathyn this was a war. I told em we takin' prisoners, the whole nine. He thinks he finds a weapon in my boy DD ova here, but as you can see we one step ahead of em. My boy was already planning on makin' his way home to the Hounds long before Jonathyn rang his phone. This was just icing on the cake. This was getting Jonathyn's hopes up then crushing his spirit. This was perfect. Look at the Blood Hounds though, it's TOO MANY weapons on this squad! You think we done?! You think we gonna stop until we bring Jonathyn's bitch ass to his f***in' knees?! F*** NAH! Way I see it this is payback for all the times we been s*** on in the past. All that s*** ain't forgotten. I remember it every time J.B. sends one of his "boys" up against us. It motivates me to bring the violence to a whole notha level. You saw the switch blade? Carved C2 up like a f***in' turkey! All you other mothaf***az better start taking notes. If you wanna be Jonathyn's bitch and try and run up against the Hounds? You mothaf***az can expect the same. It doesn't matter who you are, what federation your from, what titles you've won when the smoke clears it's gonna be a pack of Blood Hounds standin' there smiling and reminiscing about how we just made you another victim. The way s*** goin' now it's a good f***in' thing Jonathyn DIDN'T bring out the big gold. Who the f*** we gonna face for it? Each other? We've taken this mothaf***a over and it took less then a month. We came to Bring the Pain the return pay per view for the XWF and we stole the show. We've been doing it on Massacre EVERY F***IN' WEEK! The XWF has never been dominated like this. I don't give a f*** if it's Brand, Cooper, Jayson Williamz, Maverick, WHOEVER! Y’all mothaf***az never did it like this! That's why you mothaf***az gonna remain in them rocking chairs too! You see this?

SEWASIDE motions to the Blood Hounds in the ring

SEWASIDE: This ain't what you want.

SEWASIDE now tosses his mic nailing a guy in a C2 shirt right in the eyeball. T MONEY holds up the thumbs up, the crowd booing uncontrollably. Now it is the newest, most X-Rated member stepping up - DYNAMIC DYNAMITE...

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: So let me see... Heard any good news lately? I mean I know that I am a star in this business, but what could you all possibly want to know about me tonight? I mean you all got to see Christian get his ass handed to him last night so I am guessing that ain't what you wanted to know...

The crowd is becoming unbearable with the booing as Dynamic grins at T MONEY, SEWASIDE, and Arson.

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: That's not what you wanted to hear? You didn't want to hear what happened to C2? Hell T and the rest already went over that. You want to know why I would come in here and do what I did? You want to hear why I would turn my back on Jonathyn Brown, and why I would do what I did to Christian Connolly, and why I would side with these guys?

DYNAMIC motions with his hands to the other guys in the ring and he grins as he start to talk on.

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: The reason I am with the hounds is simple... The three men in this ring are dominant! And you all know how I roll in this business. T MONEY, and SEWASIDE called me up a few weeks ago with the thought of bringing me back to the XWF... They know what you get when you have "The X-RATED ICON" on your side! Hell you all heard me... I didn't even need this f***in business since I am making mad MONEY doing other stuff... However, it was fun since I knew that T and SIDE had some plans. So we worked it out, ARSON entered the fold and BAM! The rest is history! I received the call from JONNY Brown not to long after, and he gave me the idea of what to do about being "again the Blood Hounds"... So I said yes! Of course Jon had no clue what was goin on, but now he sees! We played you all perfect the entire week. I am sure some were thinking about it. I am sure a few of you out there and in the backstage area thought there might be a possibility when ARSON showed up, but at the same time I might be giving you a little more credit than you deserve... The talk in the promos that we shot last week was fun.. They ragged on me, I ragged on them, and all along we were keeping in contact making sure what happened last night at Bring The Pain would go down! Just think of it this way... NOTHING is safe! No one is free from a beatdown, and you had better believe that we are going to do what we want! Get it?

With that grin you see DYNAMIC says something to SEWASIDE and then he speaks into the mic again.

DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: One more thing... You all have got nothing on us, and "The Creative Control" we got will be your downfall!

DYNAMIC now throws his mic out of the ring in an overhand motion, and you see the four Bloodhounds stand tall in the ring as the fans begin to pelt the ring with trash... "The Bloodhound Anthem" by DMX starts to blast over the pa system again as the guys start to leave the ring and as they do DYNAMIC spits at the crowd and SEWASIDE gets right in the face of a few of the fans as ARSON and T MONEY have to make sure they start to walk back while not going after the crowd either.



ROBERT ROYALE
vs.
KLUMINATIE
- - Standard Match - -

And here we go! The match is under way and KLUMINATIE puts his hand up and challenging ROYALE to a test of strength. ROYALE doesn’t buy into it and drop kicks KLUMINATIE in the knee taking the big man down. Immediately ROYALE begins his assault, punches and elbows to the face. ROYALE is trying to keep KLUMINATIE from getting to his feet. He knows that the heavyweight will be tough to beat if he doesn’t keep him down. ROYALE goes for a drop kick to the face but KLUMINATIE swats him away and has enough time to get back to a vertical base. Now KLUMINATIE runs toward ROYALE with a clothesline but ROYALE ducks under and hits KLUMINATIE with a kick to the gut. 1…. 2… Kickout! ROYALE already looks exhausted but does not want to quit, he came here for a reason and that was to beat his opponent. ROYALE picks KLUMINATIE up by the head now…OUCH!!! He just hit a really sloppy suplex! The crowd winces at the poorly executed move, and ROYALE is now holding his back as the move took a lot out of him. Both men are laying there hurt. They both look like they are trying to get back to their feet. ROYALE runs to the ropes again only to be hit with a boot to the jaw by KLUMINATIE. ROYALE is down again as KLUMINATIE begins to choke him, the ref starts to count 1…. 2….. 3…… 4… KLUMINATIE lets go of the chokehold as the ref warns KLUMINATIE that he will be disqualified if he does that again. KLUMINATIE stands up and ROYALE stands up as KLUMINATIE knocks ROYALE down to the mat with a dropkick, ROYALE lifts KLUMINATIE up to his feet, and hits him with a corkscrew powerslam. KLUMINATIE now goes for the cover… 1….. 2….. THREE!!! It’s over folks. KLUMINATIE pulls off a win.

WINNER: KLUMINATIE

The match has just ended and both men are still in the ring when suddenly, without warning, the man in the orange ski mask jumps the barricade again this time taking a security guard down with a vicious spinebuster. He slides into the ring quickly taking ROYALE'S head off with a seriously unreal clothesline. He then turns around to kick KLUMINATIE in the gut and lift him up on his shoulders for a Death Valley Driver. He slides out of the ring again this time stealing a microphone from the announcer.

You’ve got DR. BADD talking about how BAD he is, but this match I just saw was BAD. REALLY BAD.. And in case you're wondering, I mean that as an insult just like it is that the XWC and the Blood Hounds are even here in the XWF. My career, my whole life was born here in the XWF. I lived in darkness until I came here and I'll be damned if I let anyone take this away.

He tosses the mike away and races off into the crowd again. Who is this guy? Now we know that he was someone who used to work for the XWF who debuted in the XWF.



STAR is headed out of the ladies room in the back, and suddenly..

WHACK!!

The camera pulls back, and it’s WILD ORCHID!! STAR is down on the ground, and ORCHID stands over here looking furious!!

WILD ORCHID: YOU WANT HARDCORE? YOU GOT IT, BTICH!!



The “Bang Bang” intro plays over the PA and the lights turn to a dark gold shade as a voice comes on next.

During the few moments that we left... I want to right down to Earth in a language that everyone here can easily understand.

"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour blasts through the speakers and out comes the man who is still XWC World Heavyweight Champion, THE BOONDOCK SAINT. The crowd rains boos on him. SAINT still has the belt on his shoulder and is in a white suit with black shirt and tie. He has a cocky smile, but gets pegged with a beer cup on the temple. SAINT sees them man gets him thrown out, but not before SAINT spits on him. SAINT grabs a mic and is a foul mood. He gets in the ring and tells them to cut the music.

BOONDOCK SAINT: I don't care if that asshole hit me in the head. I am here for two thing. First and foremost, I am here to gloat.

The fans boo him for that.

BOONDOCK SAINT: I proved everyone one wrong when I beat MIKE RABOIN and shut him up once and for all. (He starts to point.) I proved you wrong. I proved you wrong. I proved you wrong. I proved this slut wrong. I proved this fat ass wrong.

The one fat ass starts to rip into SAINT from the crowd.

BOONDOCK SAINT: Listen pal, I don't come down to where you work, slap the burger out of your hand and tell you how to do your job, and I definitely don't go down to the street corner where your buddy's on and tell him how to do his job!

The fans are stunned by this. SAINT has gone completely insane.

BOONDOCK SAINT: All I am saying is no matter what JONATHYN does, he can't take this title from me. I proved that I am the Best in the World last night, and I will continue to prove everyone of you wrong.

The fans shower the SAINT with hate, but he loves it.

BOONDOCK SAINT: Now onto the asshole that jumped me. It takes a lot of guts to take a man after he kicked three other guys butts. It's real man to do that. If you wanted a match, you could have just asked. I will defend this belt against anyone at anytime. All you have to do is sign an open contract that I sent out. Next week, I demand that you sign that contract and show who you are.

The fans boo SAINT as he makes another challenge. SAINT waits for them to shut up.

BOONDOCK SAINT: One last thing, as for the man who wanted to make the Legacy all I have to say is...

All of a sudden, "The War With God" plays on the PA and out comes a batter and bruised CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY. C2 interrupted a handshake of SAINT and RABOIN. The strange thing is the well dressed man that offered SAINT a spot in The Legacy is with C2 tonight. CC grabs a mic and gets in the champ's face.

CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY: Hold on. Before you go offering title shots like a priest offers candy to his alter boys, Let me stake a claim to that title.

SAINT is surprised C2 is asking for a shot after his recent run of bad luck.

BOONDOCK SAINT: Why should I give a shot to a man that got his ass handed to him by THE BLOOD HOUNDS? You haven't done anything to warrant a title shot. The only thing you have done is convinced that midget in a suit that tried to recruit me that you are actually worth a damn.

The fans ooo and ahh at SAINT's words. C2 is not phased, but SAINT isn't done.

BOONDOCK SAINT: But if you want a shot. Get in line, pal because I am...

All of a sudden "I'll Attack" by 30 Seconds from Mars comes on over the PA and out comes MIKE RABOIN. He is in a foul mood and makes a beeline to the ring. He gets in between CONNOLLY and SAINT.

MIKE RABOIN: Before I ask for my shot, I have to give you credit BOONY. You beat me 1-2-3 and I have no excuses, but I pushed to the edge. I gave you all you could handle. You beat me, but you have to admit you thought you were going to lose that belt more than one occasion. I deserve the right to strip you of that title in a one on one match.

The fans are salivating at the prospect of SAINT and RABOIN going one on one. The fans are getting behind MIKE RABOIN.

MIKE RABOIN: As for you C2... what a real man you are by jumping me after my match with SAINT. You are just a jackass that has been too high for too long. I am going knock you down to Earth where you belong. You made a fatal mistake, my friend. You want to go to war? All you had to do was ask.

C2 has a cocky smile on his face, but RABOIN gets right into CONNOLLY's face.

MIKE RABOIN: I've been to war, pal. War is hell and I am going to make your life a living hell. You want to dance? You want a shot at SAINT? Let's do it RIGHT NOW!!

RABOIN and C2 start trading shots with each other. SAINT tries to break it up, but C2 and RABOIN shove the champ down. SAINT is furious. SAINT puts the belt in his hands and cocks it back. SAINT goes for C2's head, but her clocks RABOIN with the title. C2 is in the corner leaning on the turnbuckle as BOONY can't believe that he hit RABOIN. The well-dressed man tries to get between his two recruits, but SAINT brushes him aside. CONNOLLY and BOONDOCK are nose to nose. It's going to be go time, but....

They embrace in the middle of the ring!! The well-dressed man goes under the ring and gets out the National flag of Ghana. It was an elaborate hoax to screw MIKE RABOIN. SAINT and C2 celebrate with the mystery man.

CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY: Ladies and Gentlemen.. this man is Prince Akeem and he is the Crown Prince of Ghana West Africa. He is a powerful man and he is finally going to give us what we have always desired. He is going to give us the respect that you idiots won't give us.

The fans start to throw trash in the ring. All three all unphased.

CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY: The two-man power trip that destroyed Dynasty Wrestling is back together. We are here to get the respect that we deserve. The respect that JONATHYN BROWN is not giving us. We are going to make the rules from now on.

The fans continue to boo C2 as he makes those harsh words.

BOONDOCK SAINT: For far too long, we have been taken for granted, we have busted our asses and been overlooked in favor of people like STEVE JASON, JEM WILLIAMS, LEE STONE, CHRIS CAGE, and even THE BLOOD HOUNDS. JON won't reward us so we are taking the MONEY for ourselves.

The fans chant ”SELL OUT! SELL OUT! SELL OUT!”

BOONDOCK SAINT: I didn't sell out. I bought in. I need to think of myself for once and not you morons. I am doing this for my future, and that's not truth... it's GOSPEL.

SAINT stands over the prone body of RABOIN and takes a couple $100 bills and stuffs them in RABOIN's mouth a la Million Dollar Man. PRINCE AKEEM then lays the Ghana flag over RABOIN in the ultimate sign of disrespect. Can anyone stop THE LEGACY???





NICOLAS DILAN
vs.
PAUL CASHAW
- - Standard Match - -

As DILAN makes his way down to the ring and slides in, he circles around and eyeballs CASHAW before the bell rings and both competitors get set for this match up. DILAN and CASHAW both start to move in for a simple lock up, and after struggling back and forth for the initial advantage, DILAN lifts a knee right up into CASHAW’s gut and quickly takes him down with an armdrag takedown but CASHAW is right back to his feet in time to catch DILAN moving in and CASHAW now brings DILAN down with the same maneuver. DILAN is also right back on his feet now as both men stand off and the fans let out a mild cheer before both men move in but it’s DILAN who takes the advantage with a sudden European Uppercut and a stiff chop across CASHAW’s chest. DILAN moves in with a few well placed rights and lefts which stagger CASHAW long enough to allow DILAN to hook a northern lights suplex pin and the ref dives in...1 ... 2... THREE!! EASY WIN FOR THE NEWCOMER!

WINNER: NICOLAS DILAN

NICOLAS DILAN earns his first win in the XWF! He gets up and looks proud as the ref raises his arm. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, but suddenly music starts to blast on the stadium speakers...

And here comes BIGG RIGG!

And he's pissed!

RIGG charges into the ring, sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He charges and immediately starts hitting DILAN with rights! DILAN stumbles backwards, but manages to get a thumb to RIGG's eye. RIGG holds his eye, as DILAN flees up the rampway! RIGG is raged when he finds that his target is escaping. He kicks the bottom rope, turning around and finding PAUL CASHAW getting back to his feet. RIGG charges CASHAW and clotheslines him stiffly into the mat! He then picks up CASHAW and powerbombs him right in the ring, while DILAN looks in fear from the entrance ramp! RIGG goes and gets a microphone.

BIGG RIGG: I'll make this quick, DILAN. I don't know who you think you were messing with last night, attacking me after my match... but I'll tell you. I'm BIGG f'n RIGG and nobody, I said nobody, messes with me. That's why I'm challenging your wimpy ass to a match at RAGE IN THE CAGE and I'm going to kick your f***ing ass! Ya' hear me? YOUR ASS IS MINE!

The crowd bursts into cheers as RIGG throws the mic down. DILAN scampers up the ring, visibly shaken.



The scene opens up in the Office of JONATHYN BROWN, as he's scribbling his name on papers. Suddenly the door is opened, and strolling in, like he's lost a kitten, is CHAD. As he walks over to the desk, he's holding a piece of paper, looks to be a Doctor's excuse in his hand. As the camera pans backwards to see CHAD, he sits down on a chair and places a Strawberry Shake on the desk. CHAD drops his head down looking to the carpeted flooring.

JONATHYN: CHAD, can I help you? And thanks, I already had a Strawberry Snake earlier. Thanks though.

CHAD: Nice, you see that JONATHYN. No matter what I do, I always fail. Always. I can't do this anymore JONATHYN. I'm struggling emotionally, mentally I'm battling personal demons. I just can't do this anymore. I'm going to have to quit.

JONATHYN: Awww, buck up little camper! Don’t cha see? Quitting is for QUITTERS! Sure, you lost the big match last night, but why should that discourage you, you’ve lost numerous times in the past!.

CHAD: I'm serious JONATHYN, I'm serious. I'm sick of the BLOOD HOUNDS saying I'm nothing. I mean you were in attendance last night at BRING THE PAIN. I stunk up the place. I wrestled horribly. HORRIBLY, I just don't have it. I didn't even have it. I’m not even a has-been.. I’m a ‘never-was’. I apologize, JONATHYN, I need to quit, when I'm still a nothing.

JONATHYN: Oh come on. Just like that? Just because a couple of bullies are being mean?..

CHAD passes the doctor's letter to JONATHYN, as CHAD sits back and looks up to the ceiling.

CHAD: This morning, I saw the doctor. I have numerous bruises, and I have a fractured rib. I'm falling apart JONATHYN. This isn't fun anymore. This isn't fun. It's growing and growing to be burdensome, and I don’t want to wrestle week after week anymore.. I just want revenge on the BLOOD HOUNDS, mainly SEWASIDE. Mainly him.

JONATHYN: Why just him? Why mainly SEWASIDE? Is it because he can’t make a move without first consulting his Nextel pager or because he can magically wear his pants five inches below his waist so we can all see how soiled his underwear is..?

CHAD: JON….. I'm serious. I really want to quit. I'm always getting hurt, I'm always busting my ass, and I'm never reaping what I sow. Never….and it's bothering me, enough to have a strong desire to quit. But if I could just show XWF, by handing SEWASIDE his own ass on a platter, then I'll be great. But if I lose, like they all say I will. I'll be glad to retire.

JONATHYN: Well, I see the problem. I see the solution.

JONATHYN takes a drink from the Strawberry Shake, as he slaps his forehead from the Brain Freeze. CHAD sits trying to listen. Trying to get the answer JONATHYN had.

CHAD: And what is the solution?

JONATHYN: CHAD.. I’m not a fan of SEWASIDE. I’ll level with you. I can’t stand the guy. I can’t get into the details of it, but trust me, nothing would make me happier than to see somebody knock his arrogant undereducated ass down a peg. So here’s what let’s do.. I’ll make a match for next week's Massacre. CHAD VS SEWASIDE. If you happen to lose, you'll retire gracefully, and just to make it interesting.. If SEWASIDE loses, he'll be banned from all title shots at RAGE IN THE CAGE.

JONATHYN stands up, and walks around the desk and stands in front of CHAD.

JONATHYN: Now where’s that superstar smile.. Huh? Where’s the CHAD I know and love? COME HERE!!

JONATHYN rubs the head of CHAD, messing up his hairdo, and then JONATHYN pats CHAD's head. Giving him a smile, JONATHYN just snaps, grabbing the Strawberry Shake CHAD brought, and tosses it out the door, smashing all over the hallway floor.

JONATHYN: Now, go clean that up CHAD. I have work to do.

CHAD slowly rises up, to his feet looking at JONATHYN. CHAD spins about and walks to the door, spinning back to JONATHYN as JONATHYN tries to get back to his seat

CHAD: JONATHYN, you better make this match; sick, sadistic, brutal, because I plan on taking XWF to the X-TREME! I plan on starting the match at the opening of the show, and ending it at the Main Event. SEWASIDE will be beaten from one end of the Arena to the other side. I'll fight him in the girls' bathroom, and the janitor's closet. I'm going to make sure he wishes he'd never been BORN. Make the match an ANYTHING GOES Match. Anything Goes, anything can happen, but simply. I want him, ONE on ONE. T-MONEY banned, from my sight. KID MONEY, ARSON, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, STAR, SABRINA WILSON, KRISSY DELIGHT, BIGG RIGG, Curious George, my Aunt Betty, Wesley Snipes, hell ban even the REFEREE from the match! I want SEWASIDE, and I want that bastard alone.

CHAD walks out into the hallway, grabbing up his garbage from the Strawberry Shake, as CHAD looks back at the Office of JONATHYN. CHAD walks off towards the Parking Lot, leaving the XWF's Massacre in Freedom Hall. CHAD must be going home. JONATHYN yells down the hall.

JONATHYN: I CAN’T PROMISE THAT I CAN BAN YOUR AUNT BETTY, BUT I’LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!!

The scene fades back out to the ring, as JONATHYN sits back down in his office.. Could CHAD be retiring, or will SEWASIDE be screwed once again in XWF, by being banned from all titles at XWF? Now, if history serves us, CHAD is very good in the clutches of stipulations. But could this new lease on life destroy CHAD's career in XWF? Will a place in line waiting for Government Cheese, be CHAD's new home? Only NEXT week can tell.

JONATHYN: Wow. I wonder if I could actually get Wesley Snakes to show up here..




REQUESTS ARE BEING TAKEN NOW FOR YOUR OWN CUSTOM XWF GEAR!


XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!




MUNGBEAN
vs.
DR. BADD
- - Standard Match - -

BADD and MUNG lock up and have a test of strength to see who will take control.

The lights suddenly begin to flicker off and on. Killswitch Engage – End of heartache begins to play. That’s…. That’s FAMINE OF THE VILE’S music! What the hell is he doing here? SCOTT YOUNG AND JR BLAKE are with him as well. FAMINE and the rest of the Dark Cross are in the ring now. BADD and MUNG look at all three men in the ring and decide to attack. MUNG runs toward FAMINE with a clothesline but FAMINE ducks. BOOM! FAMINE just hit the Blood Driver on MUNG. MUNG is down and out on the mat as YOUNG and BLAKE are beating the hell out of BADD. SCOTT goes to the outside and grabs the chair. He comes back in as FAMINE and BLAKE are smiling.

WHACK!! BADD gets a chair shot to the head, busting him open immediately. The crowd goes nuts as YOUNG goes over to MUNG now and begins to whack away at him. Hard shots to the head and back of MUNG as he just lies there unconscious. My god what the hell is he doing? The punishment continues as FAMINE now picks up MUNG and hits a jumping pile driver sending MUNG to the mat hard. He may be seriously injured. Now BLAKE walks over to BADD who is still out and bleeding from that hard chair shot. BLAKE takes the chair now and places it on top of BADD’s head. BLAKE goes to the top turnbuckle, what is he doing?

BOOM!!! OH MY GOD! BLAKE just jumped off the top turnbuckle and landed feet first on top of that chair. Good god what has gotten into JR BLAKE? Why would he even think about joining these two psychos? Paramedics now make their way to the ring to assist BADD and MUNG as BLAKE and YOUNG toss the bodies to the outside.

FAMINE: Wondering why we’re out here as usual right? Last night, we came out to this very ring and proved that not only are we the rightful owners of these titles, but that we are better than any tag team they can throw at us. And now you’ve got these two jagoffs out here wasting valuable TV time when you could be watching something more entertaining. So here we are. And ladies and gentlemen, you are not seeing things, so don’t adjust your eyes or television sets.

SCOTT: That’s right kiddies. We have the Epitome of Evil, SCOTT YOUNG. We have the Vile One, FAMINE OF THE VILE and now, rounding out the unholy trinity that is the Dark Cross, we give you MR. HOLLYWOOD himself, JR BLAKE! We are the Dark Cross and don't anybody ever forget it. If you do, then you will no doubt be... SACRIFICED!

BLAKE: Thanks SCOTT. I can see it now... people wondering…. why... Kids stopping me on the street asking me why I joined FAMINE and SCOTT YOUNG...everyone wondering why me of all people...MR. HOLLYWOOD would join up with the two most brutal men in the XWF... simple really...and here’s a history lesson…. If anyone remembers the group Primetime Inc..

The Fans all shrug and question the stable being ever around..

BLAKE: That’s what I thought... See I was in the stable but what happened was my other two stablemates left me and I knew to be something in the XWF… to actually get somewhere, you need backup... well... One... I got the backup and two... I'll help take SCOTT and FAMINE beyond even these tag team titles in due time... XWF... this is your notice.... If you though you were afraid of FAMINE and SCOTT before, then you’ve got more to worry about. Because now that I'm helping them out... No one will ever be safe...... PERIOD!

As the three men leave the ring, BADD flops an arm across MUNG! 1.. 2.. THREE!!

WINNER: DR. BADD



Suddenly, the sound of a car alarm hits the PA, and the crowd looks to see the name on the X-Tron!



























SCOTTY DANGER is here! He walks out with a microphone in his hand. He smiles as the fans boo him. He begins to speak.

DANGER: Now all of you fans may boo me as much as you want but I'm the future of this company.

The fans boo louder..

DANGER: YOU'RE ONLY BOOING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!

They boo louder still and start pelting him with garbage.

DANGER: *smiling* Well, Garbage knows what garbage is... Now, let me show you pictures of naked girls on the X-Tron...

Suddenly he's cut off as 'Survival of the Sickest' by Saliva plays on the PA system... NOO!!!

IT CAN'T BE!!

IT IS...












TONY CAPRETTI is back! SCOTTY stares at him with a dazed look as CAPRETTI steps up and into the ring. The ring announcer hands CAPRETTI a microphone as the fans start chanting for the former X-Treme Champion!

CAPRETTI: Man, It's go...

He's cut off mid-sentence by DANGER.

DANGER: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? YOU COME STROLLING OUT HERE AND INTERRUPT ME!! ME...SCOTTY DANGER!! I AM THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY YOU'RE JUST OLD NEWS!! YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE...

Suddenly a gloved hand grabs Danger by the throat...CHOKESLAM!! That man just chokeslammed SCOTTY DANGER!! WHO THE HELL IS HE?? CAPRETTI clears his throat.

CAPRETTI: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to my new client, DEANO THE DESTROYER!!

The man raises his hands in the air.

CAPRETTI: As for you Danger, you'll be dealt with internally. Next week how about you go one on one with my man here DEANO THE DESTROYER? Unless you ain't got the guts.

CAPRETTI drops the mic as he and DEANO THE DESTROYER walk back up the rampway. SCOTTY just sits on the ring, wondering what his big mouth has gotten him into...



STEVE SANDERS is seen walking in the back with his bag on his shoulder. Suddenly out in front of him walks JONATHYN, the owner of the XWF

JONATHYN: Mr. SANDERS! Mr. Undefeated!! I want you know that I am proud of what I’ve seen from you these last few weeks. You really proved to me that you can wrestle and since you did that I am going to make next week’s match an X-Treme Rules match, since I know that’s what you wanted. That will make you one step closer to the prize you have been waiting for your entire career. Maybe just maybe if you win that match I might have something in store for you in the Hart Title match..

JONATHYN looks at SANDERS with a smirk on his face

JONATHYN: Just make sure you keep on winning because having an undefeated wrestler on my show make the ratings go up, and it will make you look just that much better..

SANDERS: Alright Jon I appreciate that. But I want to get something straight with you. We are not buddies, we are not pals, and I do not respond well to authority so we better keep things square or we might have a problem..

JONATHYN watches SANDERS as he walks away..

JONATHYN: Wow. You’re WELCOME, jerk.





ARSON
vs.
JOREL EVANS
- - Standard Match - -

JOREL and SHAWN ARSON are in the ring. The bell sounds and JOREL walks up to ARSON and spits in his face. ARSON responds with a right hand that staggers JOREL back to the ropes. ARSON lifts him onto his shoulder and hits an overhead gutbuster. He pulls JOREL back to his feet hits the ropes looking for a diving lariat that connects sending JOREL to the outside. ARSON follows him out and lifts him up again he whips JOREL towards the steps but JOREL counters and sends ARSON into them instead. JOREL starts stomping ARSON. JOREL lifts him up and bashes his head into the ringpost. ARSON is out on his feet. JOREL rolls ARSON into the ring and climbs to the apron. JOREL leaps the top rope landing a leg drop across ARSON's throat. JOREL lifts ARSON up then whips him to the ropes. JOREL catches him with a flash back and makes the cover. 1...2.. kickout. JOREL locks ARSON in a dragon sleeper and backs to the corner keep the move locked in he climbs to the top and hits a flipping diamond cutter. 1...2.. foot on the rope. JOREL gets up and stomps the leg that was on the rope. JOREL goes to the top and leap off looking for a leg drop but ARSON rolls out of the ring and JOREL crashes hard to the mat. ARSON slides back in. 1... 2.. THREE!

WINNER: ARSON



JASON CASH comes down to the ring out of nowhere. Just one night after his hellacious fight with CHRIS CAGE. He grabs a mic, as his music stops.

JASON CASH: So this is what the night after the PPV has come to? The biggest name on the card is a loser named Paul Roach? I decided to show up here tonight, battered and bruised just so you people got your MONEY's worth. Lets face it, with JASON CASH on a program, the ratings skyrocket, the ticket sales go up, and the ladies go crazy.

Now myself and CHRIS CAGE, we are not even close to finished. We have barely broken the mold. See JASON CASH is here though, because from my understanding a former XWF Champion is going to be making a huge announcement regarding the roster. Well, I have no idea who this former champion is, but if he has something to say, why not come say it while JASON CASH is standing in the ring?

CASH waits and waits, nobody comes

JASON CASH: See I figured as much, I'm JASON CASH, but I get overlooked. Maybe this guy thinks he is too big of a "Star" to get into the ring with me? Or maybe I intimidate him, and he knows I will knock him straight on his ass, if he dares to step thru those ropes..





The arena starts to rumble from the low pitch hum rumbling from the speakers..

















JET comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring! JASON CASH gets ready to take a swing, but JET rolls out of the way and bounces up with a ridiculous roundhouse kick that sends CASH flying across the ring! The crowd cheers as JET leaps to the turnbuckle and collects the cheers! CASH looks ready to go, but as he goes to attack, JET turns and leaps, catching JASON with a karate kick in mid-air! CASH flips over and rolls out of the ring! JET is on fire! He heads to the side of the ring and asks for a microphone..

JET: HELL YEAH! Mr. MILLENNIUM IS IN THE HOUSE!!

The crowd cheers.

JET: Yeah, I’m here, just like you all HOPED I would be.. And I’m here with a message. You see, when all was said and done last time around, there was ONE man left holding the CRUISERWEIGHT title, and that man as JET.. Sure, I went on to Dynasty and won the World Title, but for some reason, the XWF Cruiserweight belt meant a lot more to me. It represented hard work and real effort, and a drive that only a few men can handle.. And that’s why I asked JONATHYN specifically if I could me in charge of this belt. Now, don’t get me wrong, when I say ‘in charge’, I don’t mean that I want this belt around my waist forever. I’m out of the game, pursuing a music career, but that doesn’t mean I can’t make sure this title doesn’t end up in the wrong hands. So that’s why JONATHYN is allowing me to HAND PICK the stars that will face off at RAGE IN THE CAGE for the Cruiserweight title. And I’m going to be in the house next week to watch each and every performer before I decide.. So next week, the JET CRUISERWEIGHT SHOWDOWN begins!! And I highly recommend that all you cruisers bring your A GAME!!

JET leaves to a huge ovation before the show cuts to commercial.


NO REMORSE... NO REGRET... ONLY RAGE....

SEPTEMBER 24


MAIN EVENT
EXTERMINATOR
vs.
MAXIMUS
vs.
PAUL ROACH
- - X-Treme Pin To Win - -

With EXTERMINATOR in the ring, MAXIMUS makes his way down the rampway...ROACH nails him from behind with a Garbage Can!! ROACH drops the can and smiles as EXTERMINATOR climbs out of the ring and the ref calls for the start of the match! EXTERMINATOR runs up the rampway towards ROACH, but ROACH quickly nails him with an elbow the gut. ROACH hooks EXTERMINATOR up for a piledriver...EXTERMINATOR counters and back drops ROACH onto the steal!!! EXTERMINATOR picks up MAXIMUS and drags him by the hair towards the ring. EXTERMINATOR goes to whip MAXIMUS into the ring itself, but MAXIMUS counters and nails EXTERMINATOR with a clothesline! MAXIMUS quickly rummages under the ring for weapons and pulls out a Baseball bat! MAXIMUS throws the bat into the ring and picks up EXTERMINATOR and throws him into the ring. MAXIMUS jumps up onto the apron, when out of nowhere ROACH pulls him down and throws him into the steel steps! ROACH rolls into the ring and drops and elbow across EXTERMINATOR's back. ROACH grabs the Baseball bat and smashes it over EXTERMINATOR's back! It's snapped completely in half! ROACH throws the remnants of the bat out of the ring and climbs to the top rope... MOONSAULT.. NO!! EXTERMINATOR moved out of the way at the last second. EXTERMINATOR with the Oklahoma Roll, 1... 2.. Kickout! EXTERMINATOR jumps to his feet and grabs PAUL ROACH by the legs and locks him.... IN A BOSTON CRAB!! EXTERMINATOR wrenches at PAUL's back, as ROACH screams out in pain. ROACH stretches out a hand to grabs a rope, when MAXIMUS smacks EXTERMINATOR in the back of the head with a Television Monitor!! MAXIMUS quickly covers EXTERMINATOR, 1... 2... ROACH breaks up the pin! ROACH pulls MAXIMUS up by the hair and DDT's him! ROACH rolls out of the ring and lifts up the apron. PAUL searches under the ring and pulls out a table, a two by four wrapped in barbed wire and a sledgehammer. ROACH throws the Sledge hammer and the two by four into the ring. ROACH slides the table in and gets back into the ring himself. ROACH sets up the table and places it in the corner. MAXIMUS grabs the sledgehammer and hides it under his body as ROACH goes back over to him and grabs him by the hair. PAUL ROACH begins to pick MAXIMUS up when...WHACK!!! MAXIMUS just slammed that hammer into ROACH's forehead!! MAXIMUS throws the Sledgehammer out of the ring and gets to his feet. EXTERMINATOR begins to get to his feet as well, but MAXIMUS meets him with a hard right hand. MAXIMUS picks up the two by four and goes to hit EXTERMINATOR, but he ducks and MAXIMUS goes flying out of the ring! EXTERMINATOR goes over to ROACH and pulls him up to his feet to show ROACH's face cover in blood following that Hammer shot from MAXIMUS!! EXTERMINATOR takes ROACH down to the mat with a reverse DDT! He hooks ROACH's leg, 1... 2... THR-KICKOUT!! ROACH just escaped there, but how much has he got left? EXTERMINATOR pulls ROACH to his feet and clotheslines him over the top rope. MAXIMUS quickly jumps into the ring and nails EXTERMINATOR with a forearm to the back of the head. MAXIMUS whips EXTERMINATOR off the ropes, but EXTERMINATOR comes back with a Shinning Wizard! EXTERMINATOR now goes over to the table in the corner and sets it up in the middle of the ring. EXTERMINATOR nails MAXIMUS with a hard right hand and places him atop the table. EXTERMINATOR climbs to the top rope...OH MY GOD!!! EXTERMINATOR with a splash sending MAXIMUS crashing through the table!! EXTERMINATOR lays atop MAXIMUS, 1... 2... THREE!!!!

WINNER: EXTERMINATOR

With the participants gone, the camera finds JONATHYN in the ring, looking to make a major announcement..

JONATHYN: Last night, at Bring The Pain.. BOONDOCK SNAKE managed to hold on to the XWC title.. And.. we’re all happy for him. And I was thinking to myself, as I drove back to the hotel.. What can I do to make the XWC title more EXCITING? What can I do to add some PRESTIGE to the title.. And then I looked out the window..

Suddenly, JONATHYN is interrupted by a shot on the X-Tron. It’s “Big Tyme” ZACH RIZZA in the locker room. He has a big ice pack directly where he got kicked last night at Bring the Pain. ZACH looks totally drained and utterly distraught at his performance. Without taking the ice pack off his mouth, he begins to talk...his voice muffled from how swollen his lip got.

RIZZA: JONATHYN. I hate to interrupt you like this, but last night, I was to show the world that I was the better man out of the three other guys in that ring. Last night, I was supposed to beat BOONDOCK SAINT, MIKE RABOIN, and WILLIAM DRACO to become the XWC World Champion. Did I get that title? Nah. Did I pin BOONDOCK SAINT? Nah. What did I get for my troubles then? A swollen lip and air time on the Massacre after Bring the Pain... Don’t think I’m going to come out here and complain and whine about crap that I even know isn’t true. I ain’t like that, very much. In fact, I’m here to ask a truce, a truce to the man who superkicked my teeth down my friggin’ throat. This message goes out to the man who’s more talented than YOGI BEAR.... BEA ARTHUR.... CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG.....AND ROBIN ALL IN ONE, Mr. BOONDOCK SAINT. You know where to find me. I’ll be here with my hand extended towards you. All you gotta do is shake. That’s all! Nothing’s up my sleeve. JONATHYN didn’t put me up to this, this is just “BIG TYME” ZACH RIZZA talking.... OK, maybe trying to talk ....but still talking to you. What do ya say BOONY?

The scene fades to black with ZACH RIZZA getting up and walking away from the camera, still with the ice pack on his jaw area. JONATHYN continues his speech..

JONATHYN: Well.. That makes my decision a lot easier.. You see, as I looked out the window of my limo last night, I passed a billboard, and everything clicked into place. What do you do when you’ve got BOONDOCK SNAKE at RAGE IN THE CAGE?.. The answer is simple!!

JONATHYN points to the X-Tron.





















The crowd goes nuts at the concept! JONATHYN looks back to the crowd.

JONATHYN: That’s right! SNAKES IN A CAGE! You see, when you’re as great as the all powerful BOONDOCK SNAKE, NOTHING can hurt you, not even venomous pythons, body-crushing boa constrictors or vicious rattlers! So let’s drop our XWC recruits into a cage FILLED with snakes! Elimination style, but instead of the last man out losing, the last man STILL IN the cage wins the title!!

The crowd loves it!! SNAKES IN A CAGE!!

Fade to black...





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