BLOWTORCH SQUID and WANNABE were ready to go in the middle of the ring as TRENT and 12 GAUGE came down and rolled into the ring. They knew this would be a huge match, and they weren’t about to let the fans down. TRENT and WANNABE went at it like crazy, using a variety of moves, TRENT tagged in 12 GAUGE and the match continued for several minutes with WANNABE and 12 GAUGE exchanging blows. BLOWTORCH SQUID got up to the top turnbuckle as WANNABE set 12 GAUGE up and BLOWTORCH SQUID came down with a missile dropkick that sent 12 GAUGE flying! BLOWTORCH SQUID then double-teamed with WANNABE as the ref held back TRENT, who was trying to break it up. WANNABE held 12 GAUGE down as BLOWTORCH SQUID dropped his knee across his head several times, knocking 12 GAUGE silly. BLOWTORCH SQUID went back to the corner as WANNABE continued to punish 12 GAUGE. He set him up for a suplex, but 12 GAUGE somehow blocked it and nailed WANNABE with a DDT! WANNABE went down and 12 GAUGE crawled to the corner for.. The.. Tag! TRENT came flying in and started to work over WANNABE! When BLOWTORCH SQUID tried to come in to stop him, the ref held him back, allowing 12 GAUGE to hold WANNABE from outside the ropes while TRENT pummels him in the face with closed fists! WANNABE is dazed! He drops to the mat and TRENT covers! 1.. 2.. BLOWTORCH SQUID with the save! Suddenly, XWF NEWCOMER “FIRESTARTER” comes running down the ramp as BLOWTORCH SQUID throws TRENT out of the ring! What is FIRESTARTER doing here? He grabs a chair and nails TRENT with it! He then throws him back into the ring and WANNABE rolls him up! 1.. 2.. Kick-out! TRENT lives! 12 GAUGE goes after FIRESTARTER outside the ring as WANNABE unloads more punches on TRENT’s head. WANNABE gets up and tags BLOWTORCH SQUID, and BLOWTORCH SQUID comes in and holds TRENT high in the air. WANNABE goes to the top rope and dives off with a modified flying famouser! TRENT goes face first into the canvas and BLOWTORCH SQUID rolls him up for the pin! 1.. 2.. 12 GAUGE with the chair! Bang! Across BLOWTORCH SQUID’s back!! 12 GAUGE then turns and nails WANNABE in the face! WANNABE is out! FIRESTARTER grabs 12 GAUGE’s leg and pulls him out of the ring again as BLOWTORCH SQUID rolls over in pain. TRENT picks BLOWTORCH SQUID up and whips him to the ropes, nailing him with a Samoan drop! He runs to the top rope! Big splash! 1.. 2... THREE!! TRENT pins SQUID!! But here comes FIRESTARTER again with the chair! He comes in and slams 12 GAUGE in the back of the knees! 12 GAUGE goes down! TRENT turns and goes after FIRESTARTER up the ramp, but 12 GAUGE can’t follow! 12 GAUGE is HURT!!

WINNERS: 12 GAUGE & TRENT GEIN

The match is over, the mysterious FIRESTARTER is long gone, and TRENT heads back to the ring. He stands there and asks for a microphone which is promptly given to him by a technician. He walks right up to WANNABE.

TRENT: First off, I just want to say that I don’t know who the hell this FIRESTARTER thinks he is, but if he wants my attention, he’s GOT IT.. But that’s not what I wanted to say.. WANNABE, I want to say congratulations to you, for your engagement. All I say is good luck because you're going to need it. Secondly, I have an announcement of my own, I want to challenge for your World title. I know that right now I'm not on the contender's list but I will do what I have to in order to get on it. All these so called veterans coming back and stealing spotlights that they did nothing for is getting to me. Tell me what did MIKE X do really since coming back? He aligned himself with ANDREW GIBSON, so what? In June, I defeated GIBSON so does that make me eligible for a Uni title shot. Of course not because the veterans are back and they deserve main event spots without having to reprove themselves. What they did in the past does not matter. I respect them for making the XWF what it is today but that is where it ends. By no means should I or anyone else for that matter have to step aside every time GOLDEN BOY or the highly overrated RICK LACEY gets an itchy feeling to make yet another comeback. RICK LACEY even took my World title match against DOMINATOR and got his ass handed to him on a silver platter. I came very close to defeating DOMINATOR on several occasions and received nothing but another team match. To Hell with this. I have put up with this for way too long. So I say all my Chainsaw Freaks out there, which would you rather see WANNABE vs. RICK LACEY or MIKE X or even FRAN DAMAGE or see the Butcher of the XWF TRENT GEIN put on the best match of the year against you WANNABE. What do you say?.

WANNABE looks at TRENT for a moment from the ramp.. The fans are cheering as he rubs his chin.. But here come KITTEN and 504 BOY!

504 BOY: Hold on there, TRENT! You can’t book the matches? I’m the OWNER of the XWF, and I WILL BOOK THE MATCHES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

KITTEN: Yeah, and don’t you think you’ve already proven yourself to be a FAILURE at winning the big one? Do you really think we’re dumb enough to put you in yet another match where you will embarrass yourself into a loss?

504 BOY: Look, TRENT.. You’re a good wrestler, but you just aren’t.. How should I say this.. Um... Okay.. You SUCK.

The crowd didn’t like that. KITTEN tries to compensate as the two enter the ring to face TRENT one-to-one.. .

KITTEN: Look, you aren’t that bad, you just aren’t World Title material. I mean.. 504 BOY could beat you easily, even now. And he hasn’t wrestled in over a month!

504 BOY: Everyone knows I’m a better wrestler than you, TRENT.. But you don’t see me going around shooting my mouth off about it. I’m quite sure I could even beat ANDREW GIBSON for the Universal belt right now, but I’m not going to go bragging about it.. I mean, it’s pretty obvious I have..

Suddenly, VINCENT CROWLEY appears on the X-Tron.

VINCENT: Oh KITTEN, Oh 504 BOY....Did you really think you could get rid of me that easy?

KITTEN: Not now, Vinny.. Adults are talking.

VINCENT:You two just don’t get it, The God Machine is awake and looking for souls to devour.... I hope Massacre was a blast for you too.... It was for me..

The scene cuts to the back and zooms on KITTEN and 504 BOY’s limo, VINCENT is sitting on his bike at the entrance of the garage. He starts laughing and rides off..

BOOM!

KITTEN and 504 BOY’s limo explodes sending pieces of metal and debris all over the garage. TRENT, content with what VINCENT has done, hops out of the ring and let’s them worry about it.. 504 BOY and KITTEN look shocked at first, but then brush it off..

KITTEN: Oh well.. Another limo blown up. That’s no biggie. The XWF has plenty of money, and we’ll just get another one. But Mr. CROWLEY has another thing coming if he thinks he’s going to.

504 BOY: KITTEN.. LOOK AT THE SCREEN..

KITTEN: What?

504 BOY: LOOK!

The billowing smoke from the limo is suddenly shadowed by a large, hulking figure, slowly moving toward the camera..

KITTEN: Well, it’s about time.

504 BOY: Oh crap.. We should probably go..

KITTEN: No. No need.. I got this covered.

As the shot of the smoke fades to an XWF logo, the crowd starts cheering louder and louder and chanting..

Mi.. Graine.. Mi.. Graine.. Mi.. Graine.. Mi.. Graine.. Mi.. Graine.. Mi.. Graine.. MI.. GRAINE.. MI.. GRAINE.. MI.. GRAINE.. MI.. GRAINE.. MI.. GRAINE.. MI.. GRAINE..

And suddenly, SEVEN FOOT MAN by Adam Sandler hits, and MiGRaiNe is standing on the stage in a well-tailored THREE PIECE SUIT! The crowd goes crazy! It’s the living legend himself! MiGRaiNe is HERE! 504 BOY does his best to look cool..

504 BOY: H.. Hey! MiGRaiNe! What’s shakin’.. bu.. buddy?

MiGRaiNe says nothing.

KITTEN: Let me handle this. HEY, baby? Where have you been hiding? Love the suit!

KITTEN starts to wave her hips around, but still, MiGRaiNe says nothing. He starts down the ramp..

KITTEN: I’m glad you could.. make it tonight. To see how we’re running.. Your show?

MiGRaiNe steps up to the apron and swings his leg over the top rope. He walks over to KITTEN and stares straight down at her. KITTEN isn’t sure how to react. She looks up at him, a bit intimidated.. MiGRaiNe lifts his arm up, and KITTEN thinks he’s going to smack her.. But instead, he simply extends his arm and points out of the ring, as if to say “This is the part where you leave..” KITTEN decides that leaving is probably a good idea, and she quickly climbs out of the ring, leaving 504 BOY alone with the 7 foot beast in a 500 dollar suit. MiGRaiNe slowly walks over to him, and looks down at him as he did KITTEN. 504 BOY doesn’t know what to do. He holds his microphone out for MiGRaiNe and swallows hard..

MiGRaiNe looks at the microphone..

Then back at 504 BOY..

Then back at the microphone..

Then back at 504 BOY..

Then back at the microphone..

Then finally, he snatches the mic out of 504’s hand...

And simply drops it in the ring..

The crowd goes crazy.

MiGRaiNe bends down and looks into 504 BOY’s eyes with zero emotion..

After a moment. He rises back up...

And GRABS 504 BOY BY THE THROAT!! HE PICKS HIM UP! MIGRAINE HOLDS 504 BOY HIGH UP IN THE AIR AND THE CROWD ERUPTS!! CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM!! KITTEN’s eyes nearly explode out of her head as 504 BOY crashes down hard on his back! MiGRaiNe steps back to get the microphone, as KITTEN grabs 504 BOY’s leg and yanks him out of the ring.. She drags him up the ramp as MiGRaiNe finally speaks.

MiGRaiNe: KITTEN! 504 BOY! No MOrE!! ThiS iS MiGRaiNe’S FeD! So I aM iN ChARGe AGaiN!!

The crowd loves it!

MiGRaiNe: aLL YOu TwO diD wAs UsE thE PoSiTiON To MakE yOUrsELvEs LOOk POweRfuL! AnD YoU ArE bOTH TOO FuLL oF YouRSELvES tO bE iN SuCH a POSiTION oF pOWeR! As The ChiEF ExEcUTiVE oFFICER Of The XWf, i HAve thE pOWeR tO SaY wHo iS iN cHArGe, And I aM sAyING RIGhT nOW, ThAt KITTEN anD 504 BOY aRe NO LONGER iN CHARGe oF mASSAcRe ANd AnARChy! EFFEcTiVE iMMEDiATELy, YoU ArE bOTH BaCK ON The ACTiVE ROSTEr!

KITTEN and 504 BOY can’t believe it! The crowd is thrilled!

MiGRaiNe: AnD 504 BOY.. YOu SAY yOu CAn BEaT TReNT GEin? WeLL I’M GoING To GiVE YoU The OPPORtUniTy To PROvE iT! RIGHT HERE, NEXT WEEK! And siNce I beLieve iN RuNNiNG A fEd WherE EvErYoNE gEtS whAt TheY wANT, ThE WINNEr OF ThaT MATcH GeTs A ShoT At ThE WORLD TiTLE The FOLLOWING WeEK aGaINsT WANNAbE!! NoW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ARENA!!

KITTEN and 504 BOY are in shock as they back up the ramp and out to the back. MiGRaiNE waves to the adoring fans before making his way out as well.

WILD ORCHID
vs.
MEGAN THE MONSTER
- - Standard match - -

ORCHID waits in the middle of the ring as MEGAN slides in under the ropes. ORCHID kicks MEGAN before she can get to her feet and the ref signals for the bell to ring. ORCHID pulls MEGAN up by her hair and slams her back to the mat with a clothesline. ORCHID bounces off the ropes and goes airborne, trying for a flying elbow. But, MEGAN lifts up her left leg and kicks ORCHID in the face, sending her to the mat. MEGAN jumps to her feet and grabs ORCHID. MEGAN pulls her to her feet and slings her into the ropes, meeting her with a flying Clothesline. ORCHID crashes to the mat. MEGAN tries for a cover..... the ref counts..... 1.... ORCHID kicks out! MEGAN slams a fist into the forehead of ORCHID and goes to the ring post. She climbs to the top and turns, but is quickly met by ORCHID. ORCHID hits MEGAN with a fist that stuns her. ORCHID grabs her and throws her to the mat below. MEGAN in obvious pain grabs her lower back. ORCHID continues her attack with an elbow. ORCHID covers MEGAN and puts her feet on the ropes for leverage. The ref sees it and knocks her legs from the ropes. ORCHID states her disgust and pushes the ref. The ref pushes her back. MEGAN takes advantage and rolls up ORCHID for the pin. The ref counts 1.... 2... ORCHID kicks out barely! ORCHID pokes MEGAN in the eyes and bounces off the ropes. ORCHID hits MEGAN with a Dropkick that sends her to the mat. ORCHID makes a quick cover... 1... MEGAN kicks out! ORCHID slams her fist to the mat in disgust and drops down with a knee to MEGAN's head. ORCHID heads to the top ropes and tries for a Frog splash, but MEGAN puts her knees up at the last second! ORCHID holds her midsection in pain. MEGAN bounces off the ropes and slides into ORCHID, sending her out of the ring. MEGAN slides out of the ring and grabs ORCHID, but is met with a slap to the face! ORCHID kicks MEGAN in the midsection and then clotheslines her to the floor! ORCHID grabs MEGAN and throws her back into the ring. Out of the entrance comes FRAN DAMAGE with a bucket. FRAN goes to ringside, ORCHID sees FRAN and starts yelling profanities! FRAN points to ORCHID, then points to the bucket. FRAN puts a finger in his mouth and acts like he's throwing up in the bucket. ORCHID becomes enraged and tries to grab him. MEGAN takes advantage of the distraction and rolls ORCHID up in a Schoolboy! The ref counts....1...2..3! MEGAN is the winner!

NEW US CHAMP: MEGAN THE MONSTER

Suddenly, FRED L bursts out through the crowd and attacks the new us champion and beats her down and even takes down ORCHID and as the ladies are down, he gets a mic.

FRED L: Congrats, that was a lucky win and you may have become US champion tonight, but you will not be it for much longer.. when I am done with you. that belt of your will be as far way as possible from you and everyone else because it will be all mine as it will not take long for me to get to you as I am contender number five and I will get to you eventually and if I do not get to you in the weeks to come, then I will get you on August 29th as I am entering into the US Championship rumble!

The crowd accepts the new challenge..

FRED L: I am going to become the next US champion and that I will do by going through ever challenger and contender until I get to you and when I my hands on you, you will wish you never beat Wild ORCHID tonight as you have made a big mistake since now you are in for the hell that was meant for Mrs. Gambino, but I do not care who gets a beating as I will destroy who ever stands in my way to become US champion, so now as you are the one wearing the belt, I have to say that you will soon lose it as I will strip you of your golden strap and leave you in your own pool of blood!

FRAN DAMAGE steps back out to the stage slowly.. He can barely believe his ears..

DAMAGE: What the hell am I listening to out here? Are you serious? Where did you learn your mic skills, WRESTLING FOR DUMMIES? I swear, you just hit every lame wrestling cliché all in the course of about fifteen seconds! That’s AMAZING! Quick.. WHO AM I?

FRAN sticks his arms out in front of him like a zombie and starts walking stiff-legged like a robot..

DAMAGE: I AM THE BEST AND YOU ARE THE WORST AND I WILL BE THE CHAMPION AND YOU WILL NOT AND I WILL BEAT YOU AND YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME AND BLABBITY HEY BEEP BOP BOOP BLAH BLEE BLAH BLOO BEEP BOP DOOT DOOT DOOT.. Holy CRAP, man! You actually held a title here once? If this is the kind of talent filing into this US TITLE MATCH at BRING THE PAIN, I’ve GOT to be a part of it.. I don’t care if I win or lose, I just have to keep bottom feeders like you out of contention! Good lord!

FRAN heads back out to the back, making it officially TWO people in the US TITLE rumble at BRING THE PAIN.

JEN JETSON & CALLISTA LIAM & SHERIDAN STONE
vs.
FAITH MARSTERS & MORGAN
- - 3-on-2 Handicap Elimination Match - -

FAITH MARSTERS comes out to the ring first, and she isn’t even wearing her wrestling gear.. What’s going on?

FAITH: Alright, you idiots.. I thought I made it perfectly clear that I am NO LONGER in action here in the XWF.. I sent you a memo.. I called your stupid answering machine.. I did everything I could. I tried to be nice about it.. Well now I just have to get REAL.. KITTEN.. 504 BOY.. You two were the WORST managers I have EVER seen! You couldn’t run a self serve gas station! You didn’t listen to us! It was all about YOU! Just because Jonathyn ran of and left you in charge, it doesn’t make you gods! I don’t know anything about this MiGRaiNe guy, but I like him already, because he was smart enough to knock YOU TWO out of power! I’m PREGNANT for crying out loud! And I’m not about to risk the life of my unborn child on some stupid match that you’ve already stacked against me.. So I am officially letting you, and the entire XWF know RIGHT NOW.. I QU..

Before FAITH can finish her sentence, KITTEN’s music hits, and out she comes to the stage!

KITTEN: Look, bitch. I don’t really care what you think or who you blame, all I know is you were stupid enough to get knocked up, and it ain’t my problem that you have a CONTRACT TO FULFILL. I’m doing you a favor by booking you, you stupid whore! Unless you want a huge breach of contract suit, you’d better go get your gear and be out in this ring in exactly..

FAITH: SLOW IT DOWN, SISTER! Last time I checked, you were NOT THE ONE IN CHARGE.. In fact, you NEVER WERE in charge of MASSACRE, but your super-inflated ego and your little boyfriend who can’t tie his shoes without you helping him..

Before FAITH can finish her verbal assault, JEN JETSON sneaks into the ring behind her.. WITH A CHAIR!! DON’T DO IT, JEN!!

CLANG!

JEN just slammed FAITH across the back with a steel chair!! FAITH drops to her knees and collapses! And here comes KITTEN down the ramp!! NO!! JEN AND KITTEN start KICKING FAITH IN THE STOMACH!! THIS IS MURDER!! STOP THEM!! JEN and KITTEN stop kicking FAITH, and they hug in the middle of the ring!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WINNER: NONE

As a defiant JEN stands in the ring with KITTEN, HEATHER HALLIWELL's music hits. She stands on the top of the stage, mic in one hand, her Women's Title belt over her shoulder. She smiles up at JEN, who starts screaming at her. HEATHER looks around at the crowd that is cheering loudly, then puts the mic to her mouth.

HEATHER: JEN, I'm sorry you and GIBS seem to think I can't win a match against you one on one. You didn't have to fall for his talk. But that's not what I'm out here for. I was very impressed with the match we put on, and I wanted to make it clear that for any reason, I have nothing against you. So I'm here to offer you the rematch you deserve. You and me, JEN, one on one, everyone barred from ringside. It's up to you whether you accept or not, but if you feel that you deserve this Title, I'll give you the true one on one match you feel we lacked at Leap Of Faith. I’ll see you in one week. I'll be waiting.

HEATHER drops her mic and raises her title over her head as the crowd cheers. JEN looks on with rage and respect in her eyes. KITTEN watches as well, realizing she’s now part of the title picture again..

KORE & GRAVY
vs.
GUKAS & GECKO
- - Standard Match - -

KORE and GRAVY are set for their match when GECKO's music hits the P.A. They don't appear on the stage though... Finally a spotlight finds them in the rafters! GECKO flies down while holding a rope and lands perfectly as the crowd goes wild. GUKAS goes to the same but he falls off! He lands outside of the ring and the crowd is stunned. The paramedics rush out to pick him up but one of the paramedics rushes the ring and hits GRAVY with a clothesline! The paramedic pulls off his uniform and it's... GUKAS? He laughs and points to the outside where another paramedic picks up the "other" GUKAS to reveal that it was a dummy that fell! Everyone laughs, except KORE... He is unamused and kicks GUKAS right in the "Danger Zone" while the ref isn't looking. GUKAS drops and KORE goes to work with some punches as the ref has the bell rung to start the match. KORE continues to hit GUKAS, as GOOK is unable to block the left and right hooks. KORE stops his punches to stop, get up, and taunt the crowd. KORE is so busy that he doesn't see GUKAS make the tag! KORE finally turns around to see GECKO standing there instead. GECKO drops to his knees and goes for...a pantsing? GECKO just pantsed KORE! KORE looks furious but has to tag in GRAVY, unable to do anything else. GRAVY rushes in and clotheslines GECKO. He picks GECKO right up and hits a superkick! He pins 1.... 2.... and a kickout from GECKO! GRAVY looks pissed and he yells at the ref. GECKO uses the opportunity to tag in GUKAS who rushes GRAVY and clubs him in the back of the head. GUKAS doesn't fool around though, surprisingly, and picks GRAVY up to hit a snapmare into a camel clutch. GRAVY fights the hold but it takes KORE's assistance to get out of the hold. KORE kicks GUKAS in the face and then hits the KORE ON THE KOBB! GUKAS and GRAVY are both down, and GRAVY quickly spins over and hooks the leg! 1.. 2.. THREE!!

WINNER: KORE & GRAVY

KORE grabs a mic!

KORE: Ya know what? There is only one thing more pathetic than the way Massacre is being run right now, and that is the NAMES that are printed on the TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS! ENFORCER? Could anyone SUCK more than ENFORCER? Oh wait, YES!! MINION!! WHO THE HELL IS MINION, AND WHAT IS HE DOING WEARING A TITLE BELT WHILE GRAVY AND I GO WITHOUT? I think it’s safe to assume that Mr. G and myself have proven, by defeating this juggernaut of a tag team, that we are the RIGHTFUL HEIRS to the tag gold, and I am asking.. No. I am DEMANDING.. No, I AM.. asking.. for a tag title shot NEXT WEEK against the biggest mistakes in the XWF since FRED L filled out an application, ENFORCER and MINION.. And is that what the FANS want?

The fans cheer their approval.

KORE: Well no matter how lame the management is right now, they can’t argue with THAT response! NEXT WEEK, prepare to etch two new name plates for those belts, because KORE AND GRAVY ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

The fans cheer as KORE’s music hits and the two men leave the ring.

THE KING OF PAIN IS BACK.. AND THE PAIN WILL BE BACK...

On AUGUST 29, we will all FeeL THe PaiN...


MAIN EVENT
FRAN DAMAGE & RAZIEL
vs.
BIGG RIGG & THOMAS DAVIS
- - TLC Tornado Tag Match - -

"Mama Said Knock You Out" begins to play and FRAN DAMAGE makes his way down to the ring with RAZIEL. The two men slide under the ropes with a mixed reaction to the crowd. As DAMAGE and RAZIEL wait in the ring, BIGG RIGG comes running down the ramp by himself! RIGG dives into the ring through the middle rope and lunges onto DAMAGE. DAMAGE and RIGG break into a series of lefts and rights to start off the match. RAZIEL goes to break up the slug-fest with shots on RIGG, but he is quickly stopped by WRESTLER coming from the audience! WRESTLER has a chair and makes his entrance by cracking RAZIEL across the back with it. DAMAGE fights off RIGG and ducks a chair shot from RAZIEL. DAMAGE hits WRESTER with a kick to the mid-section and level him with a DDT as RIGG begins to kick RAZIEL. RIGG lifts RAZIEL to his feet and bodyslams him onto the chair that is now laying in the center of the ring. DAMAGE lifts WRESTLER into position for a Brainbuster, which fails as WRESTLER reverses into a reverse neckbreaker. DAVIS bounces off the ropes and leg drops DAMAGE right over the neck. RIGG is steadily beating RAZIEL with the chair, starting DAMAGE and RAZIEL off to a bad start. DAVIS climbs out of the ring and walks around looking for weapons of any sort. DAVIS digs under the ring and breaks a trash can lid back in. DAMAGE gets to his feet only to have DAVIS swing the lid. DAMAGE looks mortified that DAVIS is trying to beat him with a trashcan lid! DAVIS swings the lid and misses again. RIGG turns and tries to swing the chair at DAMAGE, but DAMAGE once again ducks and starts trying to cover his face from the weapons. RAZIEL slowly makes his way to his feet, already a bloody mess from the early assault by RIGG. RAZIEL grabs the chair from behind RIGG as he swings and cracks it across the back of DAVIS! DAVIS drops the lid and falls to his knees. In one motion RIGG steps forward and nails an inside-forearm that nearly decapitates RAZIEL. DAMAGE clips RIGG in the back of the knees and then nails an enzirguri on a rising DAVIS. DAMAGE runs from one side of the ring and ricochets of the ropes into a springboard splash onto DAVIS. RAZIEL has the trash can lid and tosses it to DAMAGE, but FRAN wants NOTHING to do with the hardcore nature of the match! DAMAGE tosses it out of the ring as quickly as possible which gives RIGG time to a club him in the back of the head. DAMAGE goes down hard and DAVIS tries for a cover...1...2...RAZIEL brings the pin. RAZIEL picks up the chair, tosses it to RIGG and drop kicks it right into his face! RIGG goes down harder than DAMAGE! RAZIEL climbs out of the ring again and this time tosses in a ladder. DAVIS goes out the other side and tosses in a table. Before either man can get back in the ring they collide outside and begins throwing punches. RAZIEL whips DAVIS into the post and then slingshots DAVIS into the barricade. In the ring DAMAGE is back up and busting out a chops straight onto the chest of RIGG. RIGG fights back with a rake to the eyes and then spits in DAMAGE'S FACE! DAMAGE IS OUTRAGED THAT SALIVA TOUCHED HIS SKIN! DAMAGE starts pulling moves out of nowhere! DROPKICK! INVERTED DDT! 450! DAMAGE is FLYING! Outside RAZIEL is still in control of DAVIS. The two are now by the announcer tables where RAZIEL has DAVIS by the neck and is trying to choke him with cords. DAVIS picks up a monitor and smashes it into the already bloody head of RAZIEL. RAZIEL drops like a brick and DAVIS wraps the cords around RAZIEL’s neck then rolls him onto the table. In the ring DAMAGE is now being man-handled by RIGG who is executing a very stiff scoop slam. RIGG sets up the table in the ring and tosses DAMAGE onto it! RIGG stands the ladder up and begins to climb! About half-way up DAMAGE jumps off the table...DAMAGE WAS PLAYING OPOSSUM! DAMAGE tips the ladder over sending RIGG, and the ladder, outside of the ring! RIGG smashes into the barricade! DAMAGE runs to the other side of the ring and jumps onto the top rope catapulting himself into mid-air...ASAI MOONSAULT! DAMAGE levels DAVIS who was still choking RAZIEL on the table. DAMAGE starts to untangle when the UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, ANDREW GIBSON comes running down the ramp. GIBSON runs around the ring and looks like he's about to attack DAVIS or RIGG, but swerves and spears DAMAGE! DAMAGE looks like he has been snapped in half! RIGG comes wobbling over to the announcer table with the ladder in hand and sets it up, again. GIBSON climbs to the top of the ladder and DIVING HEADBUTT from the top of the ladder onto the table below! GIBSON and RAZIEL crash to the floor, shattering the table. RIGG now has DAMAGE by the hair! DAMAGE is screaming and whining as RIGG tosses him into the ring. RIGG has DAMAGE set up for THE RAGE when DAMAGE takes advantage of being a cruiserweight and slides between RIGG's legs! DAMAGE tries to lift RIGG into the DAMAGE CONTROL, but GIBSON pulls RIGG out of the way! GIBSON is amazingly up already and saving BIGG RIGG! DAVIS is back in the ring, dragging RAZIEL behind him. DAVIS is about to try and finish RAZIEL with a piledriver when DAMAGE sneaks up behind him and lifts him into the air. DAMAGE has DAVIS on his shoulders! DAMAGE CONTROL! DAMAGE covers! 1...RIGG runs, but RAZIEL clotheslines him outside...2.....GIBSON is too far away.....3! DAMAGE PICKS UP THE WIN! DAMAGE pins DAVIS!

WINNERS: FRAN DAMAGE & RAZIEL

The bell rings and RAZIEL is out of the ring quickly as possible. RIGG rushes back into the ring and tries to help DAVIS up. ANDREW GIBSON, BIGG RIGG, and THOMAS DAVIS stand in a triangle in the ring with RIGG just glaring towards GIBSON. DAMAGE and RAZIEL are still on the entrance ramp, at the top of the stage, looking towards the ring. All of the men take quick glances towards each other in silence. DAMAGE and RAZIEL have won the match, but the war has just begun..

Fade to black...