DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
JON FORCE
vs.
REVAN DeCARLO
vs.
WILLOW
No DQ - Pin To Win
Winner faces the HART champion after the PPV
DARKHAN
vs.
JASON CASH
Pink Slip Match
DGENERATOR
vs.
SCORPIO
Special referee: "D"
JET
vs.
THE GILLESP
vs.
BLIZZARD
Submission Elimination Match
KITTEN
vs.
JEM
CLASH OF THE TITANS Weapons Cage Match
FOR ANARCHY OWNERSHIP
MORGAN & FAITH MARSTERS
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE & RAZIEL
Elimination Tag Match
PUKE ABBOT
vs.
TRENT GEIN
vs.
OMEGA
X-Treme Ladder Match
DOMINATOR
vs.
504 BOY
Steel Cell Match
15 PARTICIPANTS
Winner gets a WORLD Title Shot at BAD MEDICINE
MAIN EVENT
BIGG RIGG
vs.
FRED L
NO DQ Match
The show opens with a shot of the back lot from earlier in the evening, where a white stretch Hummer pulls into view. After a few moments, a very dapper and tanned FRAN DAMAGE hops out, followed by his new apprentice BETA. A few moments later, a flustered JONATHYN clumsily flops out of the vehicle, and FRAN walks him into the back entrance, completely guarding him from seeing anyone or anything that may tip him off as to the who is in the upcoming Deadline Rumble, and event that JONATHYN himself had devised to bring back old talent, or ban them for life if they didn’t attend. Now, with FRAN in charge, and keeping the participants a complete mystery to the owner, JONATHYN is forced to follow along as FRAN and BETA bring him into the back entrance, away from the talent.
The shot cuts to inside, where the fans are at a fever pitch, holding up signs for their favorite stars! BIGG RIGG’s name is seen everywhere, as is DOMINATOR’s, and FRED L and 504 BOY seem to have picked up a lot of fans as well. There’s a lot of “I’m here to see..” signs, naming off old stars that the fans either hope or believe are going to be at the Deadline Rumble. Despite the rumors and the speculation, only ONE MAN knows all fifteen names that are going to walk down that ramp tonight, and that man is FRAN DAMAGE.. But that’s still over an hour away. The crowd is at a fever pitch as the first match of the night begins!!
WILLOW and MIKE D are staring at each, ready to kill but before they can attack one another WILLOW is jumped by FORCE. He hits her hard with an Axe Handle smash, sending her straight to the mat. FORCE and MIKE D lock up, going at each in a strength contest. FORCE takes the upper hand and pushes him back pretty far but MIKE D pushes back and sends a knee into FORCE's midsection. WILLOW slowly gets to her feet while REVAN leans in the turnbuckle, waiting for his turn. WILLOW charges at him and he moves calmly out of the way, letting WILLOW slam her shoulder into the post. She comes back out only to be met with a clothes from REVAN. He falls back as MIKE D throws FORCE over shoulders sets up to drop him with a body slam. But REVAN comes in with a running clothesline and sends both over the ropes onto the mat. REVAN seems proud of himself, throwing his arms up in the air, playing with the crowd. He gets a pop but is quickly met with WILLOW jumping on his back, pounding on him with punches. REVAN just simply falls back into the turnbuckle nearby and WILLOW lets go. MIKE D and FORCE just can't seem to keep their hands off each other and continue to exchange blows to the head and body. REVAN picks WILLOW up by the hair and powerbombs her. He goes for the pin and before the other two notice REVAN has won the match! 1.. 2.. THREE!! This one was over QUICK!
HART TITLE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER:
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
JON FORCE
vs.
REVAN DeCARLO
vs.
WILLOW
No DQ - Pin To Win
Winner faces the HART champion after the PPV
In the cheap seats, STEVE SAYORS is standing with some fans to gauge their opinion about tonight’s show.
SAYORS: Okay! I’m here getting fans’ opinions in an impromptu poll! Who’s going to win the WORLD title tonight?
DOMINATOR!! DOMINATOR! 504 BOY! 504 BOY! DOMINATOR! 504 BOY! 504 BOY! DOMINATOR!
SAYORS: And the UNIVERSAL?
RIGG! FRED! BIGG RIGG! FRED L! RIGG! BIGG RIGG! FRED L! RIGG! FRED! BIGG RIGG! FRED L!
SAYORS: It’s a split decision up here! We’re going to have to wait and see! What did you guys think about that HART battle?
DeCARLO ROCKS! MIKE D was SCREWED!
One fan steps in front of the crowd and grabs SAYORS’ mic.
THEY ALL SUCK!
SAYORS: Whoa! Well that’s your opinion.
It’s not an opinion, it’s the truth.. THEY ALL SUCK! I know someone who could beat any one of those idiots, but the XWF is afraid to sign him.
SAYORS: Well, that’s too bad,. OKAY! We’re going to send it back to the ring now, where the..
The random fan grabs the mic and gets right in the camera.
LISTEN TO ME. REMEMBER THE NAME! “BLOWTORCH SQUID!” HE’LL BE HERE SOMEDAY, AND WHEN HE GETS HERE, YOU’RE ALL GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER MET HIM!
SAYORS: Kind of like I wish I chose a different section of fans to talk to? BACK TO THE ACTION!!
DARKHAN approaches the ring, and there’s no sign of JASON CASH anywhere! Has JASON finally given up? DARKHAN sees the ladder, and he brings it into the ring, setting it up under the pink slip hanging above the ring. He climbs the ladder and tugs on the slip.. But it doesn’t come loose! DARKHAN tugs harder, and the entire rope the slip is hanging on is yanked down, which tips a giant barrel above the ring! The barrel empties all over DARKHAN! It’s HOT TAR!! DARKHAN is covered in tar! DARKHAN slips off the ladder and hits the mat hard! And here comes JASON CASH from the back! He has a giant sack over his shoulder! HE runs up to DARKHAN and empties the bag of FEATHERS all over DARKHAN!! DARKHAN has been TAR-AND-FEATHERED!! The crowd can’t believe it! DARKHAN, his leg injured from his fall off the ladder, can’t get up to defend himself as JASON dances around laughing at DARKHAN! But here comes JEM to the stage! The Commissioner of ANARCHY looks very pleased with himself
DARKHAN
vs.
JASON CASH
Pink Slip Match
DARKHAN looks up, unable to move his leg. REVOLUTION takes a serious hit as JASON CASH skips out of the ring, uninjured and unemployed.
NO WINNER
BOTH MEN ARE GONE FROM THE XWF
In the back, MORGAN & FAITH MARSTERS are standing beside
STEVE SAYORS. He is clutching his microphone. They are both wearing
baggy trousers and tops and look like they are ready for their match
against DYNAMIC DYNAMITE & RAZIEL. They both have the XWF TAG TEAM BELTS
around their waist and FAITH has the WOMEN’S BELT on her shoulder and a
bottle of water in her hand.
STEVE SAYORS: So FAITH, MORGAN, do you think you are
going to win in your match against DYNAMIC DYNAMITE & RAZIEL and keep your
XWF TAG TEAM BELTS?
MORGAN: Of course we’re going to kick their asses. They
think there all that but we’re about to prove what we’re made of.
FAITH: Exactly. They are not going to know what has hit
them.
STEVE SAYORS: FAITH you had some personal problems this
week. Will this affect your skills in this upcoming match?
FAITH: Course not. I’ve over come them and they’ve only
made me stronger. It’s time to prove why we are the tag team champions.
STEVE SAYORS: DOMINATOR has said that you better watch out
for his girlfriend in tonight’s match. Does this worry you?
FAITH: Hell no! She can bring her skanky little ass out
to the ring and I’ll take her on to.
MORGAN: She can bring it on. How sad do you have to be to
date DOMINATOR? God she must be a wimp.
STEVE SAYORS: Yeah. So you won’t need DEVASTATIONS INC
help?
MORGAN: Do we look like we need their help?
FAITH: We can handle this on our own STEVE. We will never
need their help on taking on people. We are the dominate divas in this
federation. Enough said.
STEVE SAYORS: Well any final words?
MORGAN: Nah STEVE. No more words I think it's time for
action. Their hopes of becoming the Tag Team champions are about to die.
FAITH: I don’t have any more words to say. Instead of
words I’m going to go out there and prove to them what I’m made of.
STEVE SAYORS: Well thanks and good luck.
MORGAN: Thanks.
FAITH: Let’s go kick some ass!
MORGAN: Hell yeah to that!
FAITH opens up her bottle of water and takes a drink of
it. MORGAN and FAITH walk off leaving STEVE SAYORS standing there. Scene
fades.
After the ring is cleaned, the HART combatants enter the ring with the mysterious masked man known only as “D”.. DGENERATOR begins to pound away at SCORPIO. DGENERATOR then grabs SCORPIO and delivers a vicious DDT. DGENERATOR tries to pick up SCORPIO, only to receive a small package. D hits the floor and begins the count 1.... 2..... kickout! SCORPIO was almost able to steal a win. Both men are quickly back on their feet and lock up, DGENERATOR hits a vertical suplex and taunts at his opponent to get up. D slowly paces the ring, keeping his eye on the two who are beating the living hell out of each other. SCORPIO gets up slowly and gets a swift kick to the gut and falls yet again. DGENERATOR pulls SCORPIO to a standing position and whips him into the ropes. DGENERATOR attempts to deliver a diving clothesline to SCORPIO, but SCORPIO ducks and the clothesline hits D instead. D seems to be out cold. DGENERATOR then gets up kicks SCORPIO in the face, who falls to the ground rather quickly. DGENERATOR then exits the ring and grabs a steel chair, slides back into the ring and sizes up his opponent. D begins to move. As he hears the sound of a chair hitting flesh and bone he grabs the second rope and gets to his feet. D sees the chair in one corner and SCORPIO in another, laid out on the mat. DGENERATOR looks at D and shakes his head while pointing to the chair. DGENERATOR then goes over and picks up SCORPIO as if to finish him off, but D now realizes that it was DGENERATOR who clotheslined him. D pushes SCORPIO to the side and grabs DGENERATOR, kicks him in the gut and sticks his head between his legs as if to powerbomb him. D takes his mask off.....it's DEMETRI! DEMETRI grabs DGENERATOR'S arms and gives him a Demon Drop. DEMETRI then looks at SCORPIO and motions for him to go for the pin! SCORPIO pins DGENERATOR! 1.. 2.. THREE!
NEW HART CHAMP:
DGENERATOR
vs.
SCORPIO
Special referee: "D"
JET starts the match by charging at GILLESP, who ducks out of the way,
making JET crash into BLIZZARD. The two men impact outside of the ring,
falling off of the ring apron, allowing GILLESP to press his advantage. He
climbs atop the turnbuckle, signals to the crown, and hit's a Shooting Star
on the two men below. The men fall in a heap, sprawled out against the metal
guard rail. GILLESP is the first one to rise to his feet, and he grabs
BLIZZARD up by the hair. He kicks the man in the gut, and hits a hard-line
DDT! A flat vibration is felt, as the man's skull impacts off the barely
padded floor. JET has gotten back up and has run at GILLESP, hitting a
bulldog on top of the prone BLIZZARD! GILLESP just smashed faces with
BLIZZARD! Both men are clearly busted open, as JET stands up now, mocking
the two men as he brushes off his shoulder in a sign of arrogance. He picks
up BLIZZARD and rolls the sluggish man into the ring. He begins climbing
back atop the turnbuckle, and signals for a frog splash! But wait! GILLESP
is on the apron, he just hit JET in the back, as he himself climbs the
turnbuckle! GILLESP hold's JET's neck and...OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HE'S
LIFTING HIM UP FOR THE SUPER-PLEX! BOOOOM! RIGHT ON TOP OF BLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!
All of the men are down, and BLIZZARD seems to be unconscious. GILLESP on
his way down though, rolled backwards clenching onto the neck of the
battered JET! He's got him in a Beast Choker! JET is struggling...his
breaths are coming out very raspy...but...YES...YES!!!!! JET IS TAPPING! JET
IS TAPPING!!
GILLESP lays on the canvas for a few moments, trying to regain his energy.
BLIZZARD is finally showing signs of life once more, holding his gut as he
is on his right knee. GILLESP still lies there, trying to squeeze a few more
minutes of time to get his breath back. BLIZZARD presses the attack though,
and out of nowhere hit's a flip-over leg drop over the throat of GILLESP!
GILLESP starts shaking up and down, clutching his neck. BLIZZARD grabs the
ring ropes to get back to his feet, still clutching his beaten stomach. He
may be seriously injured. He's holding his stomach now, as for no reason, he
drops to his knees. GILLESP is on his feet again, and charging at BLIZZARD,
who sidesteps out of the way and...OH NO!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!! SLEEPER
HOLD...SLEEPER HOLD ON GILLESP!!!! GILLESP IS FIGHTING, HE'S BANGING HIS
HEAD AGAINST BLIZZARD'S NECK...IT'S A STRUGGLE FOR DEATH! GILLESP IS FADING
FAST!!!!! The ref grabs GILLESP's weakened arm, and drops it once. He drops
it a second time. The ref raises GILLESP once more.....and DROPS! GILLESP IS
OUT!!!!! GILLESP HAS PASSED OUT!
NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP:
JET
vs.
THE GILLESP
vs.
BLIZZARD
Submission Elimination Match
The cameras cut to the backstage area. We see TRENT GEIN talking with FAITH MARSTERS...
TRENT: Don't you worry about a thing. I've got this next match covered.
FAITH: I'll be back here rooting for you, TRENT!
TRENT: No matter what happens tonight.. I want you to know...
FAITH: What?
TRENT pauses... then walks off. FAITH watches him, a bit concerned.. and begins walking down the corridor in the opposite direction when all of a sudden, she bumps into a woman dressed in black... who is this woman.
Hey, you're FAITH MARSTERS, the women's champion, right?..
FAITH: Damn right, who are you?
That's not important right now. I hear you've got quite a lot of beef with my boyfriend.
FAITH: Your boyfriend?
Yes, you've been trashing him virtually every single week, and you think he's not even going to do anything about it?
FAITH: I still don't know who you mean...
Look behind you.
FAITH then turns, only to be met by the giant figure of DOMINATOR. What is he doing here... the fear mounts in FAITH'S eyes. DOMINATOR merely grins.
DOMINATOR: Hello FAITH... it's been a long time, hasn't it... As much as I'd like to pummel you into hell right now, I have 504 BOY to attend to, but I think there is really no need for you to be my enemy.
FAITH: No?
DOMINATOR: No. After all, there is nothing that I want from you... perhaps that Tag Title, but I'll get my shot at that soon enough, I'm sure. I am certainly not a contender for the Women's Title, but I know a little someone who is...
FAITH, that title is as good as mine.
FAITH: Ha! You're probably just so whore he picked up off the street...
With that, the girl removes her hood...
JEN JETSON IS DOMINATOR'S GIRLFRIEND??? What a score! FAITH looks over at JEN, trying not to look intimidated, but with that JEN kicks FAITH in the gut and proceeds to rip into her. FAITH screams for assistance, but JEN covers her mouth, shushing her...
JEN: You keep your mouth shut, little girl. I am going to enjoy beating your sorry ass to get that Women's Title... coz the only whore around here is YOU.
With that, JEN picks up FAITH and nails her with a version of the DOMIN-8! DOMINATOR stands, impressed. With that, JEN walks over to DOMINATOR and they engage in a passionate kiss, as FAITH is left coughing on the floor, struggling to breath.
DOMINATOR: As you said, FAITH... Revenge is a dish best served cold... and no-one is as cold-hearted as JEN JETSON and DOMINATOR. C'mon, JEN. I have to get ready for my match.
Finally, DOMINATOR and JEN leave, but not without another shot to the ribs by JEN. FAITH cries in agony, the cameras return to ringside, ready for our next match.
KITTEN
The cage slowly begins to come down from the rafters and encases JEM,
KITTEN, the ring, and an assortment of weapons inside. The referee locks the
cage door from the outside with heavy chains and a large lock right before
the bell rings. Not even giving time to have a quick stare-down, KITTEN
attacks. With a running dropkick, KITTEN takes JEM to the mat. He gets up
quickly and is assaulted with a combo of kicks and punches. Her assault by
hand must be going on for too long because JEM picks onto the rhythm and as
she throws a right hook at his face and he clenches onto her hand and begins
to apply a severe amount of pressure. She begins to give in to the pain and
her knees begin to waver. Her legs give in and she falls to the floor, and
JEM lets go. As KITTEN rolls away from JEM while cradling her hand, JEM
grabs a kendo stick lying on the mat along with other various weapons.
KITTEN is now on all fours, picking herself up from the mat as JEM stalks
up slowly behind her and smashes the kendo stick straight across her back.
She rolls onto her back and JEM now continues the assault with the kendo
stick. He jabs her several times in her gut and then breaks the wooden
weapon by striking her across the face. KITTEN spits out blood from her
mouth and it trickles down her face. Throwing the broken weapon to the mat,
JEM grabs KITTEN by her hair and begins to lift her from the mat. For some
odd reason, JEM pushes KITTEN hard back to the mat and yells out in pain.
The cameras zoom in on JEM to see what is the matter, and we notice blood
begin to drip from his hands, in fact there are razors caught in his skin!
KITTEN came into the ring with razors in her hair! JEM stumbles over to the
side of the ring balancing himself up against the ropes and cage side and
begins to pluck out the razorblades out of his palms. Obviously not thinking
about what setting he is in, he makes the stupid mistake of turning his face
to the crowd while do this medical procedure, leaving himself open to any
attacks by KITTEN. As predicted, KITTEN takes a hold of the opportunity and
suplexes JEM after doing a backwards DDT. Picking up a bat she hits him on
the side of his temple which makes his eyes roll back for a brief second and
he falls back onto the mat lying there. KITTEN drops the bat and makes her
way to the nearest side of the cage and begins to climb. Unfortunately, JEM
comes around from that attack quickly and picks up the same baseball bat and
connects with the same spot that he was hitting her with the kendo stick.
She lets go of the cage and lands on her back, making the pain even worse.
Carefully, JEM grabs a long piece of barb-wire and wraps it around the
baseball bat. As KITTEN lies on her back, JEM straddles her and lifts up her
head and begins to choke her with the barbed-wire back. Blood begins to flow
from her neck as she gasps for air. The referee from the outside yells at
JEM, but he has no authority in this match. Laughing at the fragile KITTEN,
JEM gets off of KITTEN's back and rips the bard-wire out of KITTEN's skin.
JEM begins to climb the cage, he reaches almost two-thirds of the way up the
cage and looks back at KITTEN who is still lying sprawled on the mat getting
air back into her lungs. JEM shakes his head from the top of the cage and
drops from the cage, obviously mocking KITTEN and telling her that he is not
done torturing her yet. Finding a sledge hammer in the corner of the ring,
JEM picks it up and walks over to KITTEN. Standing over her he looks down at
her while lifting the sledge hammer up in the air, and fear is in KITTEN's
eyes. He brings down the sledge hammer with great speed, but at the last
second KITTEN rolls out of the way, grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays JEM
in the face. JEM stumbles around the ring, potentially blinded, not knowing
where he is. As he does this, KITTEN climbs to the top turnbuckle and
catches her breath until JEM walks right into her path of destruction. She
leaps from the top rope and hurricanranas JEM. KITTEN knees JEM in the face
after a running start and then, from out of nowhere powerbombs JEM. KITTEN
whips JEM into the cage side and then clotheslines him. KITTEN begins
to climb the cage once again, but her hand being crushed from before seems
to now all of a sudden affect her performance by slowing her cage-climbing
down. JEM gets himself off of the mat and stops KITTEN by back-dropping her.
JEM sets up a trash can that is lying around the ring and crucifix
powerbombs KITTEN into it. Ripping her body from the garbage can that grasps
onto her he connects with a vertical suplex ddt and then a Frankensteiner.
Now aware of the razorblades that could still be hidden in KITTEN's hair,
JEM picks her up by the neck and smashes her face against the cage before
beginning to climb the cage. As KITTEN lies helpless in the ring JEM makes
his way up the cage, when all of a sudden SHURIKEN jumps out from the
stands! He begins to climb the cage right next to JEM, and it's as if t is a
race to the top! Both men make it to the top at the same time and begin to
duke it out. SHURIKEN gets the upper hand and connects with a heavy blow to
JEM's face making him lose his balance and slip from the cage. Luckily, he
grabs onto the cage with one hand, but SHURIKEN is still there! From his
tights, SHURIKEN takes out an item, which is HANDCUFFS! Locking one side of
the handcuffs to the cage, he then puts the other side of the handcuffs onto
JEM's hand and locks it! JEM is screwed there is no way out! SHURIKEN then
plucks JEM’s lifeless hand from the cage and now he is hanging there almost
in humiliation! SHURIKEN yells at KITTEN to get up. Slowly, she stands up
and begins to climb the cage to a chorus of boos. She makes her way to the
top and climbs over, then falls off the cage out of energy, hitting the
floor. SHURIKEN drops from the other side of the cage and runs to KITTEN's
aid as the bell rings!!
SOLE OWNER OF ANARCHY:
vs.
JEM
CLASH OF THE TITANS Weapons Cage Match
FOR ANARCHY OWNERSHIP
The bell sounds. It looks as if FAITH and RAZIEL are going to start the match off, as MORGAN and DYNAMITE head to their respective corners, just before MORGAN whispers something into FAITH’s ear. FAITH and RAZIEL lock up in the center of the ring. FAITH takes advantage quickly, as she hits the mat quicker than a cat, kicking RAZIEL’s feet right out from under him. RAZIEL’s head hits the mat rather hard. FAITH gets back to her feet quickly, as she sternly grabs RAZIEL’s head…locking in a sleeper hold. The crowd goes crazy as the women are on the strong offensive. RAZIEL slowly gets to his feet, but FAITH is still holding on. RAZIEL gets in a few elbows here and there. A fifth elbow finally breaks the sleeper FAITH has on RAZIEL, as RAZ sends FAITH into the turnbuckle. He then dusts his hands off, taunts MORGAN who is at her corner, and walks toward FAITH, acting as if the women are no match for him…simply womanizing the team of FAITH and MORGAN. But out of nowhere, FAITH kicks RAZ straight in the forehead. RAZ hits the mat once again, but he seems to be unconscious…as he is not moving a muscle. FAITH takes advantage quickly and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She taunts once or twice and then flies off…BAM! FAITH nails a picture perfect 450 SPLASH on RAZIEL! The cover… ONE… TWO… THREE!! That’s it! RAZIEL is eliminated within the first three minutes of the match! DYNAMIC DYAMITE stands there at his corner dumbfounded as he shakes his head in dismay. He slowly walks in as FAITH tags MORGAN in, giving her a turn. DYNAMITE runs at MORGAN. But, MORGAN ducks out of the way, sending DYNAMITE and his shoulder straight into the turnbuckle post…OUCH! The women certainly brought their “A” game tonight! MORGAN points and laughs at DYNAMITE. MORGAN then decides to pull DYNAMITE’s wrestling trunks down! Ahhh! FAITH jumps in as she and MORGAN proceed to SPANK DYNAMIC DYNAMITE! The humiliating spanking goes on for a good four or five seconds. MORGAN and FAITH slap hands, as the entire crowd here at ZERO TOLERANCE is laughing their ass off. DYNAMITE finally removes himself from inside of the turnbuckle, his face beat red, pulling his trunks back up. He begins to get furious, as he runs at the ladies. But, surely enough, he misses again…as FAITH and MORGAN do a double back body drop on DYNAMITE. DYNAMITE lands hard on his back, as FAITH and MORGAN head to opposite turnbuckles. They look at each other, signal, and begin climbing to the top. DYNAMITE is in too much pain, misery, and humiliation to get up. MORGAN and FAITH reach the top…as they both leap off at the same time! MORGAN hits a beautiful leg drop on DYNAMITE’s head as FAITH follows up with a near-perfect Senton bomb! They both cover from there…1… 2… THREE!!! THE LADIES WIN IT EASILY!
STILL TAG CHAMPS:
MORGAN & FAITH MARSTERS
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE & RAZIEL
Elimination Tag Match
TRENT and OMEGA start feuding first, exchanging quickly back-and-forth blows to the body. PUKE laughs while walking over to the ring, where he looks up at OMEGA trying to drop TRENT with a belly to belly suplex but fails when TRENT knees him the crotch. PUKE lifts up the ring curtain and slides out the ladder. It scrapes up against the metal ramp, causing TRENT to look up from laying kicks into OMEGA’s stomach. He looks PUKE setting up the ladder and then runs into the ropes, up them and takes a flying sideways leap into PUKE, who falls back. They both fall back, PUKE hitting his head against the metal ramp, knocking him for a little bit. TRENT gets to his feet first, picks up the ladder and begins to slide it into the ring. OMEGA is getting to his feet just as the ladder comes in and bashes into his ankles hard. He falls back only to have the ladder hit him hard in the groin again. He rolls over, grabbing his crotch, screaming and finds himself rolling out of the ring. TRENT slides in after the ladder and begins to set it up. PUKE raises to his feet with the help of the barricade. He holds the back of his head as he walks to the ring and finally climbs up the turnbuckle behind TRENT’s back. TRENT is half way up the ladder when PUKE jumps off the turnbuckle, hitting him with a drop-kick. His head goes into the step of the ladder and his body crashes to the ground. The ladder becomes unbalanced and falls over, bouncing off one side of the ropes then falling into the other. PUKE catches it just as it bounces back, he has it resting around his neck, on his shoulders. He uses his hands to hold it up. He waits for TRENT to get up, screaming things at him, spitting everywhere. TRENT finally gets up, his back turned to PUKE. He turns around and is met in the face with the side of the ladder. He falls back on to the mat and PUKE throws the ladder on top of him. PUKE takes off up the turnbuckle and flies off, hoping to hit a double leg drop. TRENT pushes the ladder up and PUKE lands hard on top of it. He falls back, hoping around in pain. TRENT gets up after rubbing his hand across his forehead, noticing the blood on his fingers. PUKE is slowly getting to his feet and the ladder has been discarded for the moment, leaning up against the ropes broken and bent. TRENT runs up to PUKE and takes him down quickly with a heavy clothesline. He then drops a standing elbow drop. TRENT slides out of the ring, leaving PUKE laying there. He looks under the ring for something to use and slides out table. He sets up the table as PUKE is getting to his feet. PUKE doesn't realize what's going on and looks around the ring for the ladder and finds it. He begins to set it up in the center of the ring, looking up at the title above his head. TRENT comes flying into the ring and up the other side of the ladder. They meet about half way and begin to reach around to hit each other, succeeding in only throwing the ladder into a wicked wobble. The ladder finally falls over and they both land on the table, cracking it in half. They are both out cold as the crowd begins to chant 'holy S**t, holy S**t, holy S**t' again and again. There is no movement coming from the carnage of a shattered table and two lifeless bodies. The chants get louder and louder and finally there is some movement in the pile. TRENT is crawling across the mat and under the ring curtain. He manages to comes out with a fire extinguisher. PUKE is getting to his feet and pops up like a crazy man who doesn't exactly know what's going on around him. TRENT stands up and knocks him upside the with the end of the extinguisher and PUKE walks backward, holding his head. He comes charge back at TRENT, only to be sprayed with that fire retardant chemical. He falls back, grabbing his eyes, screaming and then trips over pieces of the table. They are both bleed now, TRENT wearing a crimson mask and PUKE beginning to bleed from the shot above his head. PUKE stands up as TRENT drops the extinguisher and heads into the ring. PUKE slowly follows behind him, noticeably limping and struggling with pain. He wiggles his ankle around and is suddenly walking better as he slides into the ring. TRENT is setting up the ladder as PUKE climbs up the turnbuckle again, this time, however, he is facing the ladder. He takes a flying leap and before you know it, he's landed on the ladder, holding on like Spider Man. More chants of 'Holy S**t' arise and the two race to the top of the ladder. They both grabs the title at the same time and look at each other with shock and disdain on their faces. The two begin to exchange blows, hoping one will let go first but neither does and the ladder goes falling over. They both hang there, looking down, kicking and punching at each other still determined to make the other one let go. The belt gives out and comes unbuckled and they both fall. Chants of "Holy S**t" come again and PUKE lets go of the title when he lands. He screams in pain as the ref calls for the bell. TRENT rolls over and after a minute or two begins to stand up. He throws his arm up in the arm, showing pain and distress. He helps up PUKE, who is obviously hurt, both bleeding and favoring his ankle. TRENT throws PUKE’s arm in the air! What a tremendous gesture! There’s a real mutual respect here!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION:
PUKE ABBOT
vs.
TRENT GEIN
vs.
OMEGA
X-Treme Ladder Match
The Current XWF World Champion DOMINATOR is done walking done towards the Steel Cell as the crowd is booing him the whole way. He is taunting them all and making fun of them dissing them left and right as he climbs into the ring through the open door spot now standing next to the referee. Suddenly 504 BOY is now seen standing in his "Y" pose causing the audience to pop and go crazy while starting to chant, "NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!". He walks down and slides into the ring as the door is shut behind him. 504 BOY goes running and jumps up onto the second ropes again posing as you can now see thousands upon thousands of cameras taking pictures. He then jumps down and turns around now facing DOMINATOR who is standing in the middle of the ring. 504 BOY walks right up into DOMINATOR'S face looking up to the bigger, taller man as the ref tries to break them up but can't so he has the bell rung starting off the match officially at last!!!
The two men just stand there staring each other down nose to nose shouting and yelling threats at one another just daring the other to start when suddenly 504 BOY head butts DOMINATOR straight in his face! While stumbling back a little bit 504 BOY pounces on him with a hard right hand. DOMINATOR right away though in retaliation starts punching back as the two men are exchanging blow after blow after blow until they connect two rights at the same time knocking each other down. Both men quickly roll over and get back up to their feet immediately while looking at each other. They start circling one another until 504 BOY lunges at DOMINATOR catching him in a collar-elbow lock up, he quickly spins DOMINATOR around and grabbing him up in a German suplex-like hold flips him up and around crashing DOMINATOR down onto his stomach. 504 BOY right away starts boxing DOMINATOR'S head repeatedly until the ref is standing right next to them yelling at 504 BOY to stop. 504 BOY stops and gets up as DOMINATOR rolls back over to his hands and knees and back up to his feet. While getting back to his feet 504 BOY charges DOMINATOR running him back first into the steel ringpost. He then starts repeatedly ramming his shoulder over and over in the gut of DOMINATOR wearing him down a little bit. DOMINATOR somehow though forces through this pushing and knocking down 504 BOY while grabbing a hold of his legs right away and catapulting hip into the steel ringpost face first. With 504 BOY smashing up against it DOMINATOR quickly grabs 504 BOY up in a schoolboy pin. 1.... and an easy kickout.
DOMINATOR then gets to his feet grabbing a hold of 504 BOY by his Devastation Inc. Member t-shirt and yanks him up while walking him diagonally across the ring. He then begins smashing 504 BOY'S face and head repeatedly into the top turnbuckle until he finally lets go of 504 BOY watching him as he drops over flat onto the mat holding his head. DOMINATOR then turns back and goes to work on the top turnbuckle taking the padding off exposing the harsh steel underneath. He then turns around to pick up 504 BOY but 504 BOY punches DOMINATOR square in the face with a left while finishing stand up. He then walks over grabbing onto DOMINATOR and knees him hard in the gut doubling him over while coming down hard on him with hard right forearms taking DOMINATOR down to the mat. When finally all the way down onto the mat 504 BOY then runs bouncing off the ropes and comes back dropping a flipping knee drop right across DOMINATOR'S face! While he is holding his face in pain 504 BOY quickly gets up and grabs a hold of DOMINATOR'S right leg only to drop a right elbow down onto the inside of it. 504 BOY gets up still holding the leg quickly drops another elbow causing DOMINATOR to yell out in pain again. 504 BOY once again slowly gets to his feet and drops one last elbow down now while still holding onto it keeping it in a calf submission hold. DOMINATOR gets up onto to his elbows trying to be counted down for a pin while slowly worming his way over and grabbing a hold of the bottom rope. The referee again yells at 504 BOY to let go while starting up the 4-count. At the fourth count though 504 BOY lets go finally as DOMINATOR grabs a hold of his leg right away in pain.
504 BOY though not letting up one bit though on DOMINATOR picks him up right away and scoops him up to drop him with a back breaker and flopping on him with a cover. 1..... and DOMINATOR throws 504 BOY off of him. 504 BOY to his feet first though walks back grabbing DOMINATOR up and lifting him up while taking a couple steps around to drop him with a spinning back drop. 504 BOY flips around and gets back up grabbing a hold of DOMINATOR'S hair yanking him back up to his feet and slamming his head in between his legs only to lay DOMINATOR out with a sit down piledriver. 504 BOY then grabs a hold of DOMINATOR'S leg dragging it over towards the side and wrapping it in the middle rope while stepping up onto the bottom rope. 504 BOY jumps up then and lands hard stomping down onto DOMINATOR'S leg causing him to yell out in pain. 504 BOY then backing off of DOMINATOR allows him to crawl over and slowly get back to his feet whereas upon doing so 504 BOY goes running at him. DOMINATOR somehow at the very last minute sees 504 BOY'S spear coming and jumps out of the way while sending 504 BOY shoulder first into the steel turnbuckle! DOMINATOR now uses this time to his advantage while getting up and walking back over to the slid-down 504 BOY and begins stomping on his head and chest repeatedly. Though using the ropes to balance himself though, the referee sees this and kicks DOMINATOR'S hands off! DOMINATOR then gets mad shoving the referee while going back and picking up 504 BOY and kneeing him in the gut. He then grabs a hold of 504 BOY and sideplexes him nastily landing him down hard!
DOMINATOR then walks over taking a hold of 504 BOY and Irish whipping him across the ring. Upon bouncing off the ropes 504 BOY is then immediately dropped in a spinebuster smashing down onto the mat and being covered right away, 1.......and a kickout. DOMINATOR then picks up 504 BOY and whips him into the steel ringpost with the exposed steel turnbuckle. With 504 BOY then smashing up into it he yells out in pain as DOMINATOR comes running and stiff-armed clotheslines 504 BOY. He then lifts a now slumped down 504 BOY up onto the top rope and climbs up on the second rope. DOMINATOR flips 504 BOY up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and jumps off from the second rope.... BAM!!!! 504 BOY looks as if he is laid out cold as DOMINATOR makes another cover. 1....... 2......... and a kickout! DOMINATOR then beginning to get slightly irate gets to his feet right away yanking 504 BOY up with him. He grabs a hold of 504 BOY'S collar of the t-shirt and his waist and goes running while throwing him face first into the steel cell!!! The crowd pops from seeing this as 504 BOY crashes into the steel cell and slams down behind the ropes on the mat. He then slowly starts to get up using the ropes now holding on his head as DOMINATOR jumps around and positions himself when..... SMASH!!!! DOMINATOR just superkicked 504 BOY square in the face who couldn't hide or go anywhere!!! 504 BOY'S head smashes hard into the steel cell as he drops limply over. DOMINATOR drags him out and makes a cover right away. 1......... 2..... and a kickout!! DOMINATOR looks shocked from this as 504 BOY kicked out.
He then hooks 504 BOY'S head and stands up while flipping him and dropping him down in a suplex. DOMINATOR then rolls over and grabs a hold of 504 BOY'S waist and begins slowly standing up now holding 504 BOY in a bear hug. He then starts applying the pressure and squeezing him as hard as he can as the wore down 504 BOY looks to start going down. The referee checks on 504 BOY and sees him fading away so he checks by dropping his arm once. The ref holds up one finger. The referee then checks again by dropping his arm a second time. The ref holds up a two fingers. The referee then goes drop 504 BOY'S arm a third time but 504 BOY stops it and slowly starts elbowing DOMINATOR on the side of his head. DOMINATOR right away knees 504 BOY in his gut and pops his head in between his legs. He then flips him up and smashes him down with a quick powerbomb. Now seeing the hurting 504 BOY lay there writhing in pain he taunts him right in his face before walking over and slowly starting to climb the ropes and up the wall to the steel cell. While about half ways he looks down at 504 BOY seeing him beginning to stir and move and get to his knees. 504 BOY looks at DOMINATOR seeing him look at him and flips him off! DOMINATOR seeing this now gets pissed and lets go jumping from the steel cell wall dropping a huge elbow from 10 feet up straight onto the back of 504 BOY!!!!!! DOMINATOR right away then gets back up to his feet slowly and starts stomping on the back of 504 BOY'S head. Having no mercy and being relentless DOMINATOR drags 504 BOY over to steel ringpost with the exposed steel turnbuckle and yanks him up. He then starts repeatedly smashing 504 BOY'S face into it until you can now see 504 BOY break wide open and blood starts spewing all over down him, his face and his chest.
DOMINATOR then smiles an evil smile as he lets go of 504 BOY watching him drop and slump down to the mat lifeless. He turns around right away and climbs up to the top rope and jumps off landing with a hugs body splash on 504 BOY pinning him. The ref then comes sliding in seeing this, 1........... 2........... and a kickout!!!!!! DOMINATOR is beginning to look pissed as hell now as he mounts 504 BOY and starts punching with hard rights until his fist is covered in 504 BOY'S own blood. He then stands up and picks up 504 BOY with him and runs him face first into the steel wall. DOMINATOR however not letting go goes running and smashes 504 BOY'S bloodied face into the steel wall across from them! He then drops 504 BOY letting him drop down like a sack of potatoes and just starts laughing at him mocking him. The referee seeing that 504 BOY is not moving now starts up the 10-count, 1..... 2...... 3....... 4........ 5.......... 6........ and 504 BOY slowly starts beginning to stir. 7.............. 8............... 504 BOY then grabs a hold of the ropes and starts pulling with all his might pulling himself up. 9.......... and finally 504 BOY is back up to his feet! The referee then seeing this stops the 10-count. However though at the 5-count DOMINATOR had started climbing up the steel cell wall and is like 3/4ths of the way up now. 504 BOY then wiping the blood from his eyes sees DOMINATOR climbing up and goes walking on over. He climbs up to the top rope just in enough time to grab a hold of DOMINATOR'S waist and start laying in some hard right hands causing DOMINATOR to let go of the wall with one hand. 504 BOY then hooks DOMINATOR'S waist completely and with all his might just yanks hard as he** and jumps off German suplexing the he** out of DOMINATOR from off of the top rope!!!!!!
The referee looks down at both men laying out cold not moving as DOMINATOR is still jerking around then starts up another 10-count. 1...... 2....... 3....... 4........ and 504 BOY is slowly beginning to roll over onto his hands and knees now. 5....... 6........ 7........ and 504 BOY is back up to his feet now and DOMINATOR has finally rolled over on to his hands and knees. 504 BOY then hopes out behind to ropes and jumps up to the top rope while jumping off and leg dropping DOMINATOR from off of the top rope. With DOMINATOR now laid out flat on the mat 504 BOY walks over grabbing a hold of DOMINATOR dragging him over towards the steel ringpost. He then stand him up and sets him on the top rope. 504 BOY then goes running diagonally across the ring and stops for a split second. He comes running back full speed while jumping up on the second rope hooking DOMINATOR and executing a belly-to-belly from off the top rope!!! With both men crashing down hard 504 BOY rolls over right away slowly getting back up now while starting to hype up feeding off of the crowd's energy from chanting, "NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!". He then walks over and starts climbing up the steel ringpost to the top rope and starts climbing up the steel cell wall quickly. 504 BOY gets up to the top of it now and climbs up onto the small ledge and fully stand up now 20 feet above the mat and DOMINATOR. He looks all around the ring and the crowd while doing a short and brief quick taunt before signaling that it's all over now. He looks down at DOMINATOR still not moving and jumps off with a Swanton bomb!!!!!!!
Connecting completely with it onto DOMINATOR, 504 BOY comes crashing down hard as the crowd changes their chants now to, "HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T!". Both are down and out again now as the referee looks on wide-eyed in disbelief as to what 504 BOY just did before starting up the 10-count. 1..... 2...... 3....... 4......... 5......... 6.......... 7............ and 504 BOY slowly begins stirring in the direction of DOMINATOR now. 8........... 9......... and 504 BOY drops an arm across the chest of DOMINATOR! The ref quickly drops down sliding in, 1..........2............ and a KICKOUT!!!!!!! The crowd pops going crazy and berserk from seeing this happen from DOMINATOR! 504 BOY though just as surprised though starts to roll over to get to his feet as DOMINATOR is doing the same while holding his stomach and grunting and cussing under his breath. Both men back up to their feet slowly turn back towards one another. They walk closer before starting to engage in punching back and forth over and over and over again. A left from DOMINATOR, a right 504 BOY, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, and when DOMINATOR goes to throw his 6th left hook 504 BOY ducks around and whips DOMINATOR around grabbing him up in a flapjack hold and drops him down face first onto the exposed steel turnbuckle! 504 BOY then gets back up to his feet and grabs DOMINATOR up by his hair and runs him over smashing him into the north steel wall facing the X-Tron. He then runs DOMINATOR over smashing his face into the south wall. 504 BOY still not letting go of DOMINATOR takes him running face first over into the east steel wall of the cell. He then lastly turns and runs him face first smashing DOMINATOR'S face into the steel cell wall on the west side. Though before letting go, 504 BOY starts raking DOMINATOR'S face on the steel cell wall over and over again until DOMINATOR breaks wide open too!!!!
He then finally lets go of DOMINATOR as he flops down face first onto the mat. And while he lands a small pool of blood can be seen forming from underneath DOMINATOR'S face and hair. 504 BOY looks down at him then over to the ropes. He then goes running over and jumps off the second rope performing a moonsault onto DOMINATOR'S back! 504 BOY then flips DOMINATOR over onto his back and covers him with a pin. 1....... 2..... and amazingly a kickout!!! 504 BOY looks mad now as he then gets to his feet while grabbing a hold of DOMINATOR'S legs and flipping him over into the Buya Bridge, his modified version of the Walls of Jericho!!!!! DOMINATOR starts yelling and screaming out in pure pain as he fights with all his might now to tap out. At the same time of fight mind over matter DOMINATOR is fighting to get his way over to the ropes. While ever so slowly crawling over DOMINATOR is somehow able to finally grab a hold of the bottom rope. With the referee seeing this he yells at 504 BOY to let go but he doesn't want to as to ensure the extra pain on DOMINATOR. The ref starts up the 4-count on 504 BOY when he finally lets go at the 4th count. 504 BOY then walks over waiting on DOMINATOR who is extremely favoring his lower back now to get up. While doing so he taunts DOMINATOR behind his back until he slowly uses the ropes to get up. Upon doing so 504 BOY comes running and jumping to dropkick DOMINATOR and connects it with his face! DOMINATOR drops back falling down again as 504 BOY rolls over getting up right away. Again waiting though, 504 BOY goes running at DOMINATOR now turning around back to his feet to dropkick him again when DOMINATOR sees it coming. He side steps it, grabs a hold of 504 BOY and slams him down HARD on his back!!!!
504 BOY yells out in pain now as DOMINATOR slowly grabs a hold of him picking him up and Irish whips him across the ring. From bouncing off the ropes, DOMINATOR kicks 504 BOY in his gut, sets him up..... and nails the Domin-8!!!!! With 504 BOY down and out DOMINATOR slowly drops down to his knees and makes a pinfall cover on 504 BOY. The ref jumps over onto the side slides in now, 1............ 2........... KICKOUT!!!!!!! The crowd pops going crazy, screaming and shouting at the tops of their lungs chanting, "NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!" over and over again. DOMINATOR now pissed as all f**k gets up to his feet and gets in the ref's face that it "should've been a 3-count instead"! He then being so pissed as he** pushes the ref over knocking him down while his head smashed into the steel cell wall. Suddenly though out of nowhere from the top of the X-Tron comes running with a steel folding chair is THOMAS DAVIS!!!!! He comes running down and opens the door sliding in as 504 BOY is just starting to get to his feet now. THOMAS DAVIS goes running over towards DOMINATOR with the steel folding chair looking as if he's going to lay him out when he suddenly turns on 504 BOY and lays him out cold!!!! With the chair dented completely from over 504 BOY'S head THOMAS DAVIS throws the chair down now as a second referee comes running down towards the ring and the steel cell. THOMAS DAVIS then picks up an dead looking 504 BOY and tells DOMINATOR to nail his gore. DOMINATOR, looking confused, comes running anyways... BOOM!!! 504 BOY is OUT!! DOMINATOR rolls him up! 1.. 2.. THREE!! THOMAS DAVIS SCREWED 504 BOY OUT OF HIS WORLD SHOT!!
STILL WORLD CHAMPION:
DOMINATOR
vs.
504 BOY
Steel Cell Match
The crowd starts cheering immediately as “Mama Said Knock You Out” starts to play throughout the arena. FRAN DAMAGE struts out to the stage with his apprentice BETA at his side. The two of them wave to the fans as they head down the ramp and FRAN takes a spot behind the announce table. BETA stands to the side of the table as a guard. “My Name’s Jon Brown” hits, and the fans cheer again as a very uptight and angry JONATHYN heads down the ramp, avoiding contact with the fans reaching out to touch the XWF Owner. He looks at BETA and walks past him, taking a spot next to FRAN and putting on his headset..
FRAN and JONATHYN are sitting behind the announce table, prepared to call the most unique match in XWF history, a match where only one man knows who’s in it, and that man is FRAN DAMAGE. The owner is not happy at all.
FRAN: Here we go, boss! Are you as excited as I am?
JONATHYN: Look, when I came up with this idea, and put you in charge, the idea was for you and I to be able to discuss the participants. Since then, you’ve avoided me, and avoided the responsibility.. Now I’m sitting here with no preparation, no knowledge of who’s here, and no damn clue who YOU just signed back up for long term contracts. So NO, I am not as excited as you are, in fact, I’m prepared to end this match at any moment if need be!
FRAN: Yeah, I was afraid of that. That’s why I brought my man BETA out here. You make one move toward ending this match, and he will not hesitate to drop you like a dirty shirt. And you can’t fire him, because I JUST SIGNED HIM TO A THREE MONTH CONTRACT.
JONATHYN: FRAN, you know what you are?.. You’re nothing but.. oh, the hell with it, let’s just start the damn match and get it over with..
FRAN: There’s my little poky bear! HERE WE GO!
The buzzer goes off to introduce the first participant in the event!
it’s former Hart Division mainstay MAXIMUS! He’s looking fit and ready as the crowd gives him a warm reception on his way down the ramp!
JONATHYN: MAXIMUS? That’s the caliber of star you were able to coax back?
FRAN: Hey. We’ve got FOURTEEN more guys, pumpkin.. Don’t soak your shorts just yet.
JONATHYN: God, I hate you.
The buzzer goes off again!
It’s SYRUS FALLS! We haven’t seen him since he was thrown off a bridge by SEAN GRAVES months ago!
FRAN: SYRUS FALLS! Back for more!
JONATHYN: I thought he was dead!
FRAN: Apparently not! And I think his fingernails grew back in as well!
JONATHYN: I wouldn’t want to me MAXIMUS right now.
SYRUS heads to the ring where MAXIMUS is already waiting. He slides into the ring and MAXIMUS goes to work on him. He is stomping away on SYRUS. He lifts him up by his neck but receives a poke to the eyes. He is temporarily blinded and SYRUS takes advantage by hitting a face crusher and then a running leg drop to the back of the head of MAXIMUS. SYRUS goes in and attempts to lock on a cross face but his attempts are blocked repeatedly by MAXIMUS. They both get up at the same time and MAXIMUS runs at SYRUS. He nails a high knee lift and then a knee drop to SYRUS' nose. He rolls around in intense pain. MAXIMUS gets down next to his face and grinds his elbow into his nose causing him more suffering. MAXIMUS stands there and waits for him to stand up. SYRUS gets in a low blow and then bounces off of the ropes to nail a scissors kick! MAXIMUS and SYRUS are going at it and the crowd are getting into this match, as the timer starts up to announce the next participant!
JONATHYN: WHOA! MARCELLUS TORELLI! He was here for the CCWF Invasion, and we haven’t seen him since!
FRAN: Dude, this monkey is on fire! I was watching him working out, and he is in better shape than ever!
JONATHYN: Did you not hear what I said? He was a part of the INVASION!! What are you trying to do to my fed? This better not be a set-up!
12 GAUGE rolls into the ring and jumps on top of MAXIMUS and SYRUS. The three of them jockey for position and MAXIMUS teams with 12 GAUGE to whip SYRUS to the ropes! SYRUS comes back with a double clothesline that sends 12 GAUGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
FRAN: WHOA! 12 GAUGE!
JONATHYN: YES!
FRAN: Wait a second..
12 GAUGE grabs the ropes and lands on the apron! He’s not out! His feet never even came close to hitting the floor! MAXIMUS and SYRUS are back at it, thinking12 GAUGE is already out of the picture! 12 GAUGE makes his way to the two of them while MAXIMUS attacks SYRUS. MAXIMUS whips him into the ropes and scores a picture perfect dropkick. MAXIMUS begins to pull him up but got caught with several punches to the mid-section and a Release Northern Lights suplex from 12 GAUGE! An elbow drop, followed with two more and than a DDT on MAXIMUS! 12 GAUGE pulls him up and gives him a neckbreaker, then locks on a sleeper. But MAXIMUS scores two elbows to 12 GAUGE’S mid-section, then another kick and a DDT of his own! SYRUS is getting frustrated and starts stomping on 12 GAUGE. MAXIMUS pulls 12 GAUGE up and attempts an Irish whip to the opposite ropes, but 12 GAUGE reverses it and scores a big boot and than a catapult which sent MAXIMUS OVER THE TOP ROPES TO RINGSIDE. MAXIMUS is OUT! SYRUS spears 12 GAUGE and tackles him with a series of punches to the head!
The fans are surprised to see STEVE HUNTER, the man who was rumored to be responsible for JEM’s injury and disappearance a few months back! Now trimmed down and looking ready for action, the newly streamlined HUNTER makes his way down to the ring!
FRAN: STEVE HUNTER!
JONATHYN: Oh my god. Does JEM know about this?
FRAN: NOBODY knows about any of this, muffin!
JONATHYN: Well I don’t like where this is going already. He’s no longer a part of ANARCHY, so I doubt he’s too interested in the consequences of his actions tonight..
As SYRUS and 12 GAUGE continue to grapple inside the ring, HUNTER heads to the side and grabs a steel chair! He tosses it into the ring! Then another!
FRAN: Looks like HUNTER has decided to make this one X-TREME RULES!
JONATHYN: Wait! He can’t do that!
FRAN: Settle down, ham shank. This is my moment. You just sit there like a good owner and shut yer yap before I get my boy BETA to shut it for ya.
JONATHYN: And you’re SURE I can’t fire you?
FRAN: Not according to the lifetime contract we both signed.
JONATHYN: Well that is the last time I ever write up a contract at “Dollar Shooter Night” at Hooters.
HUNTER grabs another chair and finally slides into the ring. He stands up and sets himself up in the corner like a batter waiting for a pitch. SYRUS sees him and turns the tide on 12 GAUGE, launching him toward the corner! HUNTER pulls back.. and .. THWACK!! 12 GAUGE’s head snaps back, and a trickle of blood spurts out from underneath the chair! His legs buckle underneath him and he topples to the canvas like a tree! SYRUS grabs one of HUNTER’s other chairs and invited HUNTER to come and help him beat 12 GAUGE to a bloody pulp. HUNTER smiles and walks over, and as SYRUS raises his chair over his head for the first blow, HUNTER turns his chair sideways and whacks SYRUS clean in the gut with it! BOOM!! SYRUS reels over in pain, and HUNTER brings his hair down hard across SYRUS’ skull! CLANG!! The crowd is amazed at the velocity of the shot! SYRUS is flattened! 12 GAUGE starts to get up, and HUNTER whacks him across the brain again! THWANK! The chair is dented and spattered with crimson, and HUNTER stands alone among the carnage!
JAYDE!! She’s back!
FRAN: Oh crap! This don’t look good for our little princess!
JONATHYN: How can you put her in the match like this?
FRAN: Hey.. Random draw, cupcake! I don’t make the rules!
JONATHYN: Actually, you DID make the rules! You’re going to get that poor girl killed!
JAYDE looks very concerned after seeing what just happened to SYRUS and 12 GAUGE.. She walks slowly to the ring and watches as HUNTER intentionally backs up and allows her all the room she needs to get into the ring safely. JAYDE looks around and the crowd is completely behind her. She slowly and cautiously gets on the apron, and carefully looks over at HUNTER, who jokingly backs all the way up to the opposite ropes, giving her a wide armed “be my guest” gesture as she slowly brings one leg into the rings over the bottom rope. But WHAT IS THIS? From out of the crowd behind HUNTER, it’s JEM!! JEM flies in over the guard rail and jumps up to the apron, grabbing HUNTER by the throat and YANKING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HUNTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED MY JEM!! JEM starts pounding the stuffing out of the shocked HUNTER, and the crowd is going wild!! JAYDE gets into the ring completely and looks over at the carnage JEM is unleashing! What a lucky break for the female former champ! 12 GAUGE and SYRUS are rolling around on the canvas, and JAYDE gets back to the business at hand. She heads over and starts to pick SYRUS up, but the confused SYRUS instinctively goes for a desperation low blow! JAYDE is lifted off the ground, but feels no pain, as she has nothing to low-blow! JAYDE drops back to the mat and boots SYRUS hard in the mouth, knocking him on his back. She then boots him hard in the groin! The mostly male crowd cringes in pain at the sight of it! 12 GAUGE gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his blurry eyes, unsure of who’s standing in front of him! JAYDE turns to 12 GAUGE and hits him with a closed fist to the face, but 12 GAUGE brushes it off and scoops JAYDE up! HE lifts her high over his head and heads to the ropes! SYRUS with the ankle lock!! He trips up 12 GAUGE, who falls across the ropes on his throat! JAYDE drops down to the canvas, still in the competition!
FRAN: This is looking better than I thought it would! Security is taking JEM away, and JAYDE is about to get her ass kicked!
JONATHYN: Since when do you have a problem with JAYDE?
15 PARTICIPANTS
Winner gets a WORLD Title Shot at BAD MEDICINE
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