XWF: HELL ON EARTH 2004 – April 25, 2004
MATCHES:
PUNISHER
vs.
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
DGENERATOR
vs.
JAGPREET SINGH GHUMAN
No DQ - Pin To Win
Winner faces FRED L for the HART belt after the PPV




EXTREME WARRIOR
vs.
JET
vs.
BRETT SIMMONS
vs.
BLIZZARD
Pin To Win




GRAVY
vs.
DARKHAN
LADDER MATCH
GUEST REFEREES: JASON CASH, CHAZ RAVE & MEGAN THE MONSTER
(THREE-RP limit)





MORGAN & FAITH MARSTERS
vs.
VAMPIRA & NICOLE KINNECK
Elimination Match
Winning team faces each other for the WOMEN'S title after the PPV




xXx
vs.
OMEGA
Rooftop Ladder Match



RAZIEL
vs.
CHAD
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
Elimination Match
Winner gets a WORLD shot after the PPV




ZUELSDORF & TYKE MISON & SPOOK
vs.
TRENT GEIN & FRED L & 504 BOY
vs.
THE GILLESP & ANNIHILATOR & LOGAN
Stable Elimination Match
Winning team gets individual singles title shots after the PPV




RICK LACEY
vs.
DOMINATOR
World Title Rematch MAIN EVENT

BIGG RIGG
vs.
CYREN
Standard Match


After a major pyro display, HELL ON EARTH kicks off with the first match!



PUNISHER
vs.
DANGEROUS MIKE D
vs.
DGENERATOR
vs.
JAGPREET SINGH GHUMAN
No DQ - Pin To Win

The match starts off with a quick headlock takedown by DGENERATOR to PUNISHER. MIKE D takes advantage of that, and jumps on JAGPREET'S back. MIKE D raps his arms around JAGPREET and gives him an odd inverted bear hug. MIKE D applies more pressure to the hold, while DGENERATOR finally lets up on PUNISHER. DGENERATOR runs at PUNSIHER who is a little dazed from the headlock and nails him with a quick spear. The spear nails PUNISHER out of the ring. JAGPREET screams out in agony, and MIKE D lets go of his inverted bear hug. MIKE D NAILS a HUGE super kick on JAGPREET! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF! MIKE D jumps on JAGPREET and starts clubbing him with rights and lefts. MIKE D is suddenly swept off of JAPGREET by leg drop off the ropes by DGENERATOR. DGENERATOR goes for an early pin on JAGPREET. 1…2…the pin is broken up by PUNISHER. PUNISHER looks riled up! JAGPREET looks like he is dead! MIKE D gets up and grapples with PUNISHER. MIKE D hits a quick schoolboy on PUNISHER. 1…PUNISHER kicks out right away. DGENERATOR grabs MIKE D from behind, hit hits a German suplex on him! DGENERATOR picks him up and delivers a SECOND German! DGENERATOR swings his hips, and gives MIKE D a THIRD German! MIKE D hits the mat hard! JAGPREET finally is up again, and goes for the sneaky pin. 1…2…PUNISHER breaks up the pin again! PUNISHER and DGENERATOR lock up, but DGENERATOR gets the advantage! DGENERATOR lifts PUNISHER up on his shoulders, and twirls him in the air! What is he doing!? SMASH! PUNISHER counters the attack with a HUGE hurricanrana! JAGPREET and MIKE D are trading blows off in the other corner. MIKE D catches JAGPREET off guard with a LOW BLOW! MIKE D bounces himself off the ropes and is going for a drop kick but JAPGREET MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! MIKE D FLIES OUT OF THE RING! JAGPREET laughs, and starts to taunt to the crowd. PUNISHER looks at JAGPREET, and does his own taunting behind JAGPREET. PUNISHER hits JAGPREET with ANOTHER LOW BLOW!! JAGPREET falls to the mat, and rolls around in pain. PUNISHER goes for the pin on JAGPREET! 1… 2… the count is broken by MIKE D and his trash can! MIKE D hits PUNISHER on the back AGAIN with the trashcan! MIKE D lifts the can up for another blow, but DGENERATOR grabs the can from his hands! DGENERATOR puts the can over MIKE D'S head and spins him around! DGENERATOR IS EMBARRASING MIKE D! DGENERATOR drop kicks the trash can, with MIKE D inside it! PUNISHER goes after MIKE D with a series of kicks tot he can, as JAGPREET grabs DGENERATOR from behind! MIKE D rolls out of the can and pulls PUNISHER out of the ring with him! JAG goes for a reverse DDT, but DGENERATOR drops into a stunner! BANG! PUNISHER doesn’t even see the pin! 1.. 2.. THREE!! DGENERATOR gets the win!! A huge start for this newcomer!

WINNER:




JASON CASH is seen arriving at the arena. Someone calls out to him and he turns to see LEE STONE jogging over to him.

JASON CASH: What do you want?

LEE STONE: Calm down JASON, no need to get your panties in a bunch. I’d just like a favor from you.

JASON CASH: Why?

LEE STONE: Because you owe me from when I saved your ass back when we were in FULLY LOADED.

JASON CASH: Okay, I’m listening.

LEE STONE: It’s about the Canadian Title match.

LEE notices the camera and pushes it away causing it to turn off as he begins to discuss his plan.



EXTREME WARRIOR
vs.
JET
vs.
BRETT SIMMONS
vs.
BLIZZARD
Pin To Win

The bell rings and immediately EXTREME WARRIOR and JET start exchanging some words while BRETT SIMMONS and BLIZZARD look at each other confused with the action of the two men but then the two sit back and watch the heated verbal exchange. A few seconds in and Jet slaps EXTREME WARRIOR across the face, EXTREME WARRIOR retaliates with a knee to the gut. BRETT SIMMONS runs in and dropkicks Jet in the back and sends him rolling across the mat, his momentum carrying him out of the ring and then BLIZZARD springs into action, running the length of the ring, springing up to the top turnbuckle like a cat and flying off with a Shooting Star Press off the top rope to JET on the concrete below and the crowd goes nuts. Chants of BLIZZARD, BLIZZARD fill the arena. Meanwhile back in the ring, EXTREME WARRIOR HAS BRETT SIMMONS in the corner and is nailing brutal chop after brutal chop, then BRETT SIMMONS grabs EXTREME WARRIOR and gets him in the corner and nails a few of his own chops as the crowd counts along. BRETT SIMMONS takes EXTREME WARRIOR to the center of the ring and whips him into the ropes but EXTREME WARRIOR uses this to nail a somersault plancha on JET and BLIZZARD who are fighting tooth and nails outside the ring and the three collapse in a mass of humanity. BRETT SIMMONS calls to the crowd and points outside the ring, he runs off the ropes and the full length of the ring and flies over with a high impact Plancha of his own and all four men lay outside the ring on the ground. BRETT SIMMONS grabs BLIZZARD and rolls him in the ring and goes for the pin fall. 1, 2 and NO, Jet makes a last second save. JET grabs BRETT SIMMONS and gives him a snap suplex. JET goes to the second rope and nails a Harlem hangover leg drop on BRETT SIMMONS from the second rope. Meanwhile, EXTREME WARRIOR has recovered and stands on the ring apron, JET sees him and goes for a punch but EXTREME WARRIOR blocks and nails him with a shoulder to the gut. EXTEME WARRIOR leaps up and brings JET back out of the ring with an amazing Hurricanrana to the concrete floor off the ring apron. EXTREME WARRIOR gets back up the ring apron as the crowd goes nuts, he nails a Slingshot Clothesline over the ropes on BLIZZARD and goes for the pin fall. 1, 2 and NO BRETT SIMMONS makes the save. BRETT SIMMONS drags EXTREME WARRIOR to his feet and hooks a sleeper hold riding WARRIOR's back for added pressure. Meanwhile, JET is still down outside the ring and BLIZZARD is heading to the top rope. EXTREME WARRIOR rams BRETT SIMMONS into the turnbuckles to break the hold, BLIZZARD flies off the top rope with the ICE PICK from the top on EXTREME WARRIOR but the momentum takes him out of the ring. JET recovers and makes his way back into the ring. JET moves out of the way of another ICE PICK attempt by BLIZZARD who nails BRETT SIMMONS instead and SIMMONS falls out of the ring. JET nails BLIZZARD in the back of the head with a super kick, JET then goes up to the top rope and plays to the crowd yelling something about the Dynasty, just then BLIZZARD does a kip up and dropkicks JET in the legs causing him to crotch himself on the top rope. BLIZZARD goes up top with JET and the two men exchange blows as BLIZZARD goes for a top rope superplex. JET then hooks BLIZZARD and gives him a super hip toss from the top rope to the concrete floor onto EXTREME WARRIOR and BRETT SIMMONS who were just raising to their feet. JET takes a deep breath, gets to his feet on the top rope and flies off with a super moonsault from the top rope to the outside sending all four men again crashing to the concrete and it is broken bodies and chaos as the fans chant, THEY ARE DEAD, THEY ARE DEAD and OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. JET gets to his feet and tosses a spent EXTREME WARRIOR into the ring.. JET leaps up to the top rope!! 450 SPLASH!!! BANG!! IT’S ALL OVER!! ONE.. TWO... THREE!! JET HAS DONE IT! NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP!

NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP:




After the match, “My Name’s JON BROWN” hits the PA, and XWF OWNER JONATHYN heads out to the ring! The crowd starts booing and throwing garbage at the once revered owner.. Chants of JONATHYN SUCKS begin to fill the arena..

JONATHYN: Oh, KNOCK IT OFF! You people are still getting the same level of entertainment you’ve always gotten, shut up! You’re still buying my tickets, and I’m still raising the prices. I know you’ll keep buying my stuff, so boo me all you want. I DON’T CARE!! I came out here to remind you all that the FIRINGS will not stop! You know as well as I do that some of the talent in the XWF COMPLETELY SUCKS, and I’m not going to rest until we’ve swept all the crap out the door! Personally, I don’t care where they go, as long as they get the hell out of MY FEDERATION!

The crowd boos at JONATHYN’s lack of respect for his own employees.

JONATHYN: In the meantime.. There are a few stars that left for all the wrong reasons, and I’m reminding them TONIGHT.. That they have exactly FOUR WEEKS to do the right thing and return to the XWF.. The “ultimatum,” as some of you have decided to call it, still stands.. and anyone who DOES NOT come back by ZERO TOERANCE at the end of May is going to face a LIFETIME BAN for the XWF.. Just like the ban I put on KORE!! So let this be a warning to GECKO, GUKAS, GIBSON, KILLJOY, and anyone else who’s decided they are too “big” for the XWF.. FACE IT, FELLAS, you’re SCARED! You know we’re too tough for you! You know we’re too competitive, and you feel better working in some little upstart puss league with no competition because everybody loves everybody else.. Well I hope you love it there, because after one more month, that’s where you can go ahead and unpack, because you’re DONE in the XWF, FOREVER..

The crowd begins to grasp the very real delivery of JONATHYN’s comments.

JONATHYN: But I have to admit, I’d be lying to myself and to all of you if I didn’t have a PLAN for this deadline.. Sure I want to have the talent that’s worthy of the XWF to return.. so I’m going to SWEETEN THE DEAL.. At ZERO TOLERANCE in four weeks, there will be a match.. a special match.. And it will be called the DEADLINE RUMBLE! In that match, XWF stars will compete in an over-the-top battle royal for a shot at the WORLD TITLE.. And for those of you who AREN’T on the active roster, that’s your LAST CHANCE to show up and SAVE YOUR CAREER.. But you know me, I’m all about keeping it EXCITING, so I don’t want anyone to know who’s coming back.. So on Monday, there will be a way to contact me directly and privately to let me know you want to be a part of this.. And trust me.. YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS.. Get on the bus, former stars, because on MAY 30, the XWF is going to explode into a whole new ERA.. And ERA of REALITY and KNOWLEDGE.. The JONATHYN ERA of REALITY and KNOWLEDGE!!

The crowd doesn’t know how to react.. It sounds like a great match, but JONATHYN is still a JERK!



GRAVY
vs.
DARKHAN
LADDER MATCH
GUEST REFEREES: JASON CASH, CHAZ RAVE & MEGAN THE MONSTER

JASON CASH, CHAZ RAVE, AND MEGAN THE MONSTER, all walk out in Referee outfits. They slide into the ring, and await the wrestlers. The ladder is laid flatways outside of the ring. As DARKHAN makes his way to the ring, he’s caught with a flying elbow from behind! As he lands on the steel ramp, GRAVY begins stomping him. GRAVY lifts DARKHAN, and BANGS HIS HEAD INTO THE GUARD RAIL! DARKHAN stumbles off to the ring, and GRAVY drives an elbow into his spine! DARKHAN falls into the apron, but GRAVY slides him under the ropes, into the ring! GRAVY walks to the ladder, and throws it over the ropes! GRAVY jumps onto the apron, and leaps over the top rope. DARKHAN is slowly up, as GRAVY walks to the staggering DARKHAN, and begins with a line of punches to the stomach. DARKHAN Irish whips GRAVY into the turnbuckle, and shoves his foot under GRAVYS NECK! As CASH begins counting, DARKHAN let’s the move off, and begins stomping his chest area. DARKHAN lifts GRAVY off the mat, and goes for a suplex, but GRAVY blocks the move, and DDT’S DARKHAN to the canvas. GRAVY throws DARKHAN in a sleeper, as CASH checks the hold, he notices a choke, and begins counting. MEGAN and CHAZ become upset, and shove CASH out of the way. CASH CONNECTS A PUNCH TO CHAZ, AS MEGAN CLIPS CASH FROM BEHIND. THE TWO BEGIN STOMPING CASH, as GRAVY sends a few elbows to the gut of DARKHAN! GRAVY Irish whips DARKHAN INTO CASH! BOTH MEN COLLAPSE, AS MEGAN LIFTS CASH, AND BOTH CHAZ, AND MEGAN THROW CASH OVER THE ROPES ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR BELOW! GRAVY DROPS A KNEE TO THE BACK OF DARKHAN’S SKULL, AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE MAT! DARKHAN throws GRAVY into a snap suplex, hard on the mat. DARKHAN LIFTS GRAVY, AND BODY SLAMS HIM ONTO THE LADDER! DARKHAN KICKS GRAVY OFF THE LADDER, AND STANDS IT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! AS HE BEGINS CLIMBING, GRAVY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, AND SNATCHES HIM OFF THE LADDER, ONTO THECANVAS! GRAVY GRABS THE LADDER, AND LAYS IT ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! THE CROWD GOES HYSTERICAL, AS HE SNATCHES DARKHAN OFF THE MAT, AND IRISH WHIPS HIM WITH FORCE INTO THE LADDER! GRAVY FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM WITH AN ELBOW! THE LADDER COMES DOWN, AND LANDS ON BOTH MEN!!! GRAVY SLOWLY STAGGERS TO HIS FEET, AND STANDS THE LADDER UP IN THE RING! HE CLIMBS THE LADDER, AND SNATCHES THE TITLE DOWN FROM THE CEILING! MEGAN, AND CHAZ WALK TO THE RAMP! GRAVY’S THE WINNER!

WINNER:


MEGAN runs backstage, and walks back out a few seconds later with.. THE CANADIAN TITLE?.. WHAT IS THIS? GRAVY stares down at his belt! He slides out of the ring, and smacks the steel post with the Canadian Title! It shatters to pieces, like cheap plastic! MEGAN hands the title to CHAZ, who holds the title up in pride!.. GRAVY is outraged! He is ready to go after CHAZ and MEGAN, but here comes LEE STONE!! LEE attack GRAVY and drops him with a quick superkick! He locks on the Arm-O-Geddon Crossface! GRAVY is in agony! But here comes CASH!! JASON CASH is on his feet, and he boots STONE in the mouth, breaking the hold! STONE is up, and CASH stands his ground! GRAVY won the title, but he still doesn’t have the belt, and now it looks like EVERYBODY wants a shot at it! This Canadian Title race is beginning to heat up!


Backstage, we see CHAD and XWF Interviewer STEVE SAYORS shooting the breeze. They seemed to be into that last match. CHAD made a few comments about JASON CASH, and SAYORS laughed.

CHAD: I'm serious SAYORS, I can't believe Jonathyn let him back. That's not Reality, and not Knowledge. It's a regular RETARDED and KAMIKAZE.

SAYORS: You, better not say that too loud. Jonathyn will end up getting his men after to you, and make you one of his MONSTARS.

CHAD: MONSTARS, like CYREN is a star. You're funny. Without me, this Universal Tourney would have never came about. I drew that spot to be Universal Champion Number one contender. And look, now I've got to earn a shot at the WORLD. Come on SAYORS, you and I both know I should be in the main event tonight with RIGGSTER.

SAYORS: Well, it's just a friendly race with JONATHYN. If you don't like his plans, then you'll be the middle man on the pole. But someone like CASH, you just get junk matches for the rest of your life.

CHAD: Or just get slapped around and booked in matches with people you know you can beat, and then something crazy happens, then you lose.

FRED L walks up behind CHAD, and taps his shoulder. CHAD turns and sees, FRED L's Hart Belt draped over his shoulder. CHAD steps face to face with FRED L.

CHAD: Can I help you?

FRED L: Nah, good luck man. I'm really pulling for you out there.

CHAD: Oh, well you too. I mean I know you're in good hands, you've got Bren ...504 Boy with you. He's a good wrestler. Maybe, one of these fine days, I'll let you get a crack at the WORLD TITLE or you let me get a shot at that Hart Title.

FRED L: Maybe, just maybe. It's all up to JONATHYN.

CHAD: Yeah I guess. But I better get going, nice talking to you SAYORS, FRED..

CHAD walks off to the direction of his dressing room, and FRED L stands there looking at SAYORS as if to ask what that was all about.



MORGAN & FAITH MARSTERS
vs.
VAMPIRA & NICOLE KINNECK
Elimination Match

We return to the ring to find that all four of the contests participants, are already in the ring ready to lock horns in battle. MORGAN and FAITH Master's on one side, and VAMPIRA and NICOLE on the other. The winning team in this match, will then face each other after the PPV, for the Women’s title. The bell has sounded though, and the announcer has retreated to the corner. We await the four of them, to see which two shall start the event off. As two of them step outside the ropes we realize that this colossal match will really start banging away as MORGAN and NICOLE shape out the beginning.

MORGAN moves around the ring slowly, feeling out her opponent, but then she strikes. She attempt's a flying forearm, but in mid-air NICOLE snap kicks her in the ribs. That shot looked like it hurt! She rolls with the kick though and ends up facing NICOLE who attempts a chop. It gets reversed into a Fujiwara DDT! BANG! NICOLE's head bounces off the mat with a disgusting thud! She rolls around a bit as MORGAN taunts the crowd, and slaps her butt, claiming that she is the diva of XWF! The showboating costs her though, as NICOLE has gotten back to her feet and clotheslined MORGAN over the top-rope. They both crash onto the ground, but luckily for MORGAN's tag partner FAITH is right there. As NICOLE rise's to her feet, FAITH hit's a drop kick on her. NICOLE stumbles over to the guard barrier, where a fan pulls her hair. She automatically jerks backward only to get punched in the back by the now standing MORGAN. MORGAN hit's a bodyslam on NICOLE, right onto the cement. NICOLE cried out. as VAMPIRA ran over to the other side of the ring, and launched herself over it in a suicide dive! She took out the opposing team!

EVERYONE IS DOWN!

NICOLE is the first up and she slides into the ring. VAMPIRA follows and they both beckon the other divas to dare come into the ring. Absorbing the brunt of the attack MORGAN slides in as FAITH climbs the turnbuckle. As NICOLE and VAMPIRA are peppering MORGAN with lefts and right's, FAITH signals to the crowd. She hits a shooting star press off the top rope, taking out the competition. SHE HOOKS NICOLE'S LEG!

ONE...... TWO....... THREE!!!!! NICOLE IS ELIMINATED!!!!!!!

VAMPIRA is left alone to face MORGAN and FAITH! She shakily stand's up as MORGAN and FAITH set her up for a double vertical suplex! Wait....there PUTTING HER ON THE TURNBUCKLE! THEIR CLIMBING ALONG! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THERE FLYING OFF OF THE ROPE----BUT WAIT! VAMPIRE TWIST'S INTO A STUNNER ON THEM BOTH! ALL 3 WOMEN HIT THE CANVAS HARD, BUT MORGAN AND FAITH ARE BOUNCED OFF OF IT!

This match is incredible!!!!

As they all recuperate from the heavy gravitational beatdown, each one must be thinking how to out do the other. Yet, VAMPIRA is the first one to her feet! She climbs the rope, as FAITH and MORGAN are still down! She signals to the crowd for the Suicide Jump! SHE FLIES.. AND SLAMS ONTO MORGAN! SHE ROLS BACK AND COVERS! ONE....... TWO....... THREE!!!!! MORGAN IS ELIMINATED!!!!

VAMPIRA slowly rises to her feet as FAITH scrambles....but not quick enough. VAMPIRA kicks her in the gut, and set's up for the POWERBOMB! SHE LIFTS FAITH UP, but FAITH reverses it! She turns it into a DDT! BANG!! 1... 2... THREE!! FAITH MARSTERS wins the match for her team!

WINNERS:


MORGAN rolls into the ring and congratulates her friend with a raise of her arm in victory! They got the win, and they are thrilled.. But suddenly the mood changes, as the two women take a long slow look at each other.. They are the tag team champs, but next week, they will face off against one another for the Women’s title.. Can this relationship last?



xXx
vs.
OMEGA
Rooftop Ladder Match

As the camera cuts to the rooftop, a flagpole is standing tall in the center with the X-Treme Title hanging from the top. XXX is standing on the roof, waiting for OMEGA to arrive. Within seconds, the beast kicks the roof access door open and stomps toward XXX.. OMEGA and XXX are standing face to face. The match begins with both men wildly throwing punches at each other. OMEGA kicks XXX in the gut, and clotheslines him hard to the roof floor. OMEGA begins laying a few hard stomps to the stomach of XXX. XXX trips OMEGA to the roof, and stands up slowly. XXX lays a knee in the spine of OMEGA, and then sets the ladder under the belt. OMEGA staggers to his feet and takes a swing at XXX, who fires back with his own barrage of fists.. The two continue to slug it out, neither man budging until XXX wastes no time in getting down to business and he kicks OMEGA square in the genitals. OMEGA bends over in pain as XXX now winds up and cracks OMEGA right in the side of his face but OMEGA takes the blow and stands straight again, just looking at XXX as XXX throws another punch which OMEGA anticipates and as XXX’s fist flies toward him, OMEGA dodges left and at the same time brings his right hand down in a chopping motion, catching XXX’s forearm with the hard chop. XXX grabs his arm in pain as OMEGA quickly maneuvers behind XXX and grabs a handful of hair, bringing XXX’s head back and allowing OMEGA to set up a reverse ddt but XXX quickly reaches up and grabs OMEGA’s head and brings him down in a modified diamond cutter of sorts. OMEGA’s face cracks hard into the concrete as XXX rises back to his feet and kicks OMEGA in the head before he can stand. XXX follows up with another hard kick as OMEGA starts to roll away. As OMEGA starts to stand, XXX grabs a steel pipe and runs toward OMEGA with it, cracking him right upside the head with the pipe. OMEGA falls down hard as blood begins to pour from the wound on his head while XXX stands over him and beats him in his sides with the pipe. OMEGA tries to cover up but most of the blows hit their target until OMEGA blocks one of the pipe shots with his left forearm in order to grab it with his right hand. OMEGA tries to ignore the pain in his arm after that block as he refuses to let go of the pipe. XXX begins to kick OMEGA in the face as OMEGA tries to rise to his feet, still holding on to that pipe. Once OMEGA is up, he and XXX play tug-a-war with the pipe until XXX eventually lets go of it and the pipe flies up and over OMEGA’s head, sailing down to the parking lot below as XXX quickly spears OMEGA back down. OMEGA’s head hits hard as he lands and XXX looks to have a bit of satisfaction on his face as he walks over toward the ladder. He looks back at OMEGA again, who is still laying there lifeless and XXX grabs the ladder. He walks over to OMEGA and lifts the ladder up over his head, dropping it right into the face of OMEGA. Still not finished, XXX goes and picks up a metal drum which he carries over to OMEGA, who is still laying there with the ladder laying on top of his bloody face. XXX holds the drum high over his head as he looks down at OMEGA, but before XXX can even react, OMEGA quickly pushes the ladder up and toward XXX’s stomach and the end of the ladder buries itself into XXX’s gut as he hunches forward, loses his grip on the drum, and gets nailed right in the back of the skull with the falling drum. OMEGA quickly rolls to safety as the drum crashes through XXX’s head and hits the ladder at the same time XXX lands on top of the ladder. The drum rolls away as OMEGA now stands to his feet with a look that would frighten off the devil himself. Blood pours from OMEGA’s face as he takes slow steps toward the motionless XXX. OMEGA picks up the ladder, but XXX springs to life with a double boot to the ladder, knocking OMEGA down! XXX rolls to his feet and sets the ladder up! He’s going for the belt! As he begins climbing it, OMEGA STANDS UP, AND SPEARS THE LADDER TO THE GROUND! XXX FALLS WITH THE LADDER, AND SMACKS THE HARD STEEL ROOFTOP! OMEGA picks up the ladder, and lays it down, on top of XXX! OMEGA sets up for a leg drop, but XXX kicks the ladder! THE LADDER HITS OMEGA IN THE FOREHEAD, AS THE BEAST FALLS TO THE GROUND! XXX STANDS UP QUICKLY, AND RUNS TO OMEGA, AND BEGINS STOMPING HIM. XXX picks up the ladder, and stands it up. As he goes to climb, OMEGA DROPKICKS HIM FROM THE SIDE! XXX falls down hard! BY THIS TIME BOTH MEN ARE LYING MOTIONLESS ON THE COLD STEEL! OMEGA’S THE FIRST ONE TO MOVE, HE CRAWLS TO THE LADDER, REACHING HIS ARM OUT TO GRAB THE ALUMINUM OBJECT! XXX BEGINS WAKING AS WELL, OMEGA STAGGERS UP SLOWLY, AND GRABS THE LADDER! OMEGA STANDS IT UP, BUT LOOKS AT XXX, AND SMILES WICKEDLY. OMEGA FOLDS THE LADDER, AND THROWS IT ON TOP OF XXX! XXX SCREAMS IN PAIN, AS OMEGA LIFTS THE LADDER OFF HIS BODY, AND STANDS IT UP AGAIN. XXX STUMBLES TO HIS FEET, AND RUNS FOR OMEGA, AND SPEARS HIM HARD TOTHE ROOF! XXX QUICKLY JUMPS ON THE LADDER, AND BEGINS CLIMBING IT, AS OMEGA LAYS MOTIONLESS! XXX GETS HIS HANDS ON THE BELT! HE’S ALMOST GOT IT, OMEGA COMES FROM NOWHERE, KICKING THE LADDER DOWN! XXX FALLS OFF, SMACKING HIS HEAD ON THE STEEL, AND ROLLING TO THE EDGE OF THE ROOFTOP! OMEGA SHOOTS A DEMONIC STARE AT XXX! WHAT’S HE DOING?.. OMEGA WALKS OVER TO XXX, AND KICKS HIM OFF THE ROOF! CRASH!! XXX LANDS IN THE PARKING LOT! NO!! NO!! A car alarm starts to blare across the parking lot! OMEGA slowly walks to the ladder, and climbs it! he grabs the belt, and snatches it from the flagpole! That sadistic OMEGA walks away victorious, but XXX may be DEAD!!

STILL X-TREME CHAMP:

The demonic OMEGA looks down off the roof and sees XXX lying motionless on the roof of a brand new modified PT Cruiser! Walking to the car with his head cocked to one side in a look of concern, is TRENT GEIN!! It’s TRENT’s CAR! TRENT sees XXX lying across his caved in roof, and he looks up to see OMEGA laughing from above! TRENT doesn’t know whether to get help for XXX or run up to the roof and attack OMEGA! After a moment, he decides that XXX’s health is more important, and he’ll get OMEGA another day.. OMEGA continues to laugh through his gritted teeth.


RAZIEL
vs.
CHAD
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
Elimination Match

RAZIEL and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE come out into the arena together, getting a large response from the crowd, both psyching each other up. They enter the ring and taunt the crowd at the same time. SADIZTIC TWIZTED both await their challenger. CHAD eventually makes his way to the ring, circling the ring, waiting for a good moment to attack. RAZIEL and DYNAMITE do not take their eyes off CHAD, as they whisper some things to each other. CHAD slowly clambers into the ring, as the referee puts his arms in the way of the three men. The referee calls for the bell. CHAD looks at RAZIEL, who is pointing at CHAD. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE then ploughs straight through CHAD with a shoulder block, he hits a few double knee drops on CHAD before moving away. CHAD stirs and gets back up, only to be struck back down, this time by RAZIEL. RAZIEL moves to the legs of CHAD and applies a figure four leg lock, but CHAD flails his arms to reach the ropes. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE pulls them both back to the center of the ring, as RAZIEL applies a cross face on CHAD. CHAD is yelling out in pain, but eventually scrambles his way free and flees to the outside of the ring. The crowd boos, but cheer as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and RAZIEL surround CHAD on the outside. CHAD goes to slide back in the ring, but SADIZTIC TWIZTED grabs a hold of him and throws him straight into the barricade with great force. CHAD yells out, as RAZIEL goes to pick CHAD up, but CHAD kicks RAZIEL with a LOW BLOW! CHAD gets back up to his feet and punches RAZIEL to the mat. He is able to hit a Spine Buster on DYANAMIC DYNAMITE, sending him down. CHAD slides into the ring and catches his breath, wiping some sweat from his forehead. But on the outside, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and RAZIEL are both back up onto their feet. They slide into the ring, as CHAD slides something onto his left hand…they’re brass knuckles! He swings back, but DYNAMIC DYNAMITE catches CHAD from behind and signals for it… CREATIVE CONTROL! CHAD IS DOWN! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE points down at CHAD, as RAZIEL makes the cover…1…2…THREE! CHAD IS ELIMIATED, leaving the two members of SADIZTIC TWIZTED left in the ring. RAZIEL extends his arm, as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE looks at RAZIEL, before shaking it. They are both showing respect to each other… despite their thunderous feuds in the past. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and RAZIEL begin to circle each other before locking up in the center of the ring. They push each other to each corner of the ring, before thrusting each other away. They wipe themselves off slightly, before locking up once again. This time, RAZIEL spins behind DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and goes for a German Suplex, but DYNAMIC grabs the ropes and lands on the ring apron, before shoving his shoulder into RAZIEL’S chest before climbing back into the ring. DYNAMIC places RAZIEL in a Dragon Sleeper, but RAZIEL wriggles free and scores with a Roundhouse Kick, knocking DYNAMITE to the mat. DYNAMITE shakes his head a bit, trying to shake off the effects of the kick, but RAZIEL grabs DYNAMITE and pulls him back up to his feet. RAZIEL moves back and waits for his tag partner to get his breath back. They both smile at each other. RAZIEL then slides between DYNAMITE’S legs, grabbing his arm and flipping him to the mat, before applying an armbar. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE tries to escape, but RAZIEL has the hold locked in. DYNAMITE is too far away from the ropes, but instead arches his back and gets to his feet. With all the strength he can muster, he gets onto his feet, with RAZIEL still stuck onto him like a limpet. He is able to use his free arm to lift RAZIEL and place him on the turnbuckle, before spinning him round and powerbombing him down! A great display of skill and strength by these two! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE picks up RAZIEL sportingly, and once again there is a short pause to wait for RAZIEL to get his breath back. The lock horns once again in the center of the ring, as RAZIEL ends up Irish whipping DYNAMITE into the ropes. RAZIEL looks to catch DYNAMITE, but instead, ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes himself, and they both collide head on center of the ring! CLUNK!! Their heads just bashed together at full speed!! Both men are down…1…2…3…4…5… The crowd are going nuts, screaming for both men to get up. Who is going to get up first?.. 6... 7... 8... RAZIEL is getting to his feet! 9... TEN!! The ref calls for the bell! DYNAMITE is OUT COLD!! RAZIEL wins on a count-out!!

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD TITLE:

RAZIEL is victorious, but he doesn’t care! He immediately heads to DYNAMITE’s side and checks on his friend to see if he’s alright! After a few tense moments, DYNAMITE regains consciousness and RAZIEL helps him sit up! This finish did not look like they planned it, and DYNAMITE looks legitimately “knocked goofy”. The replay confirms that DYNAMITE got his clock cleaned on the impact against RAZIEL’s skull, and his glassy stare confirms that DYNAMITE sustained a concussion!! The crowd applauds the actions of both men as RAZIEL helps DYNAMITE up the ramp, neither of them having too much of an idea what’s happened in the last two or three minutes..



ZUELSDORF & TYKE MISON & SPOOK
vs.
TRENT GEIN & FRED L & 504 BOY
vs.
THE GILLESP & ANNIHILATOR & LOGAN
Stable Elimination Match

The first team to enter the arena are FRED L, TRENT GEIN and 504 BOY who get a massive pop from the crowd. They make their way to the ring and taunt at the crowd, before THE GILLESP, LOGAN and ANNIHILATOR head down the ramp at a slightly quicker pace. They slide into the ring and flatten DEVASTATION INC. before the bell can sound. The referee tries to maintain them, but is cast aside. GILLESP and 504 BOY are hammering at each other, as FRED L and TRENT GEIN clothesline LOGAN and ANNIHILATOR to the outside. Finally, the CLOWNS rush to the ring and take both 504 BOY and GILLESP down. The referee orders the Clowns to leave the ring, as it looks as though GILLESP and 504 BOY will be starting this match. The CLOWNS reluctantly go to the apron, as TRENT GEIN and FRED L leave LOGAN and ANNIHILATOR on the outside. 504 BOY is currently locked up with GILLESP in the center of the ring. ZUELS, TYKE and SPOOK look on, as 504 BOY finally gets a strong knee to the gut of GILLESP. He bounces off the ropes and hits back with a clothesline. GILLESP holds his head, as 504 BOY continues to run, bouncing off the opposite ropes and dropkicking GILLESP right on the back of the head! 504 BOY makes a quick cover…1…2…KICKOUT by the DW Star. GILLESP tries to get to his feet, but is met by a kick from 504 BOY, but GILLESP is able to catch his foot, taking 504 BOY down with a Dragon Screw! With that, GILLESP moves over to tag in a member of the CLOWNS, but they all drop off the apron. GILLESP looks shocked, as 504 BOY clips GILLESP, taking him to the ground. 504 BOY tags in TRENT GEIN, as the crowd starts a huge “chainsaw” chant. TRENT kicks GILLESP in the chest, before giving him a nice Scoop Slam to the mat. TRENT hits a couple of elbow drops, but GILLESP catches TRENT off guard and gets a roll up! 1…2…ZUELSDORF is able to break up the count, as GILLESP stares a hole through ZUELS. Unaware of TRENT, he is shoved back into the CLOWNS corner, where SPOOK gets the blind tag on GILLESP. SPOOK climbs to the top and connects with a cross body on TRENT, but TRENT rolls through, locking SPOOK down with a cradle…1…TYKE MISON breaks the count this time, only to be tackled down by FRED L! The referee orders FRED L back to the outside of the ring, unaware that GILLESP, LOGAN and ANNIHILATOR are now triple teaming TRENT GEIN and SPOOK, as ZUELS and TYKE try to help their comrade. The referee restrains 504 BOY and FRED L, as DYNASTY WRESTLING clear the ring before the referee turns around. TYKE and ZUELS look angry, as TRENT grabs SPOOK…PLAINSVILLE! TRENT PLANTED SPOOK! COVER…1…2…THREE! SPOOK IS ELIMINATED. TRENT suddenly looks behind him, LOGAN is heading straight for him, but TRENT gives LOGAN a HUGE defensive kick to the jaw, knocking LOGAN out cold. TRENT laughs slightly and covers…1…2…THREE! TRENT IS ON FIRE! But here comes GILLESP once again, shoving TRENT down and looking to hit a PLAINSVILLE on TRENT, but FRED L quickly takes down GILLESP with a spear before he can hit the move. FRED L climbs out of the ring, before officially getting tagged in by TRENT. FRED L runs at GILLESP, but jumps past him, tagging in ZUELSDORF, who is unaware of what has happened. He climbs into the ring and swings a punch at GILLESP, but wait…ANNIHILATOR is in the ring with a chair! THWACK!!! ZUELS IS DOWN, but hold on… the referee is DISQUALIFYING ANNIHILATOR. ANNIHILATOR can’t believe it, neither can GILLESP! ANNIHILATOR snarls and walks to the back, as GILLESP climbs the top rope…BIG BANG CONNECTS! He hooks the leg…1…2…THREE! ZUELSDORF is out… TYKE is the only clown left, and DEVASTATION INC is still three man strong… TYKE gets into the ring with GILLESP, but all of a sudden, they rush DEVASTATION INC, knocking them all off the apron. GILLESP and TYKE both begin to take down all three members, alternate between the trio. TYKE throws 504 BOY into FRED L, who both try to get back up, but get double piledriven by GILLESP and TYKE. TRENT GEIN goes for a reverse DDT on GILLESP, but TYKE is able to hit a straight punch to the face of TRENT. GILLESP falls to the mat, but grabs a hold of something under the ring… what is that? A TAZER GUN!? TYKE rolls FRED L into the ring and begins to hammer away on him, as GILLESP fires the TAZER GUN at TRENT, who falls down to the outside screaming in pain as a high voltage surges through his body. GILLESP grins, but 504 BOY kicks the TAZER GUN out of GILLESP’S hands… GILLESP grabs 504 BOY and throws him into the barricade… but what’s this? FRED L has TYKE in the ring… DDT ON THE CHAIR that was used earlier by ANNIHLATOR… TYKE IS OUT OF IT! COVER!!! 1…2…THREE! THE CLOWNS ARE OUT! FRED L rolls out of the ring, but is SHOT WITH THE TAZER GUN! GILLESP has the tazer once again and is now firing it at FRED L AND 504 BOY. TRENT GEIN pulls the barb out of his chest, before rushing GILLESP, GILLESP however sees TRENT out of the corner of his eye and uses TRENT’S own momentum against him… powerslamming him back first into the ring apron. There is a loud CRUNCH upon impact. The crowd cringes. GILLESP picks up TRENT and rolls him into the ring. GILLESP climbs to the top rope. He signals for the BIG BANG… CONNECTS!!! GILLESP covers TRENT…1…2…KICK OUT! TRENT KICKED OUT OF THE BIG BANG! GILLESP can’t believe it and argues with the referee, unaware that FRED L and 504 BOY are now back in the ring, with the barbs of the tazer gun removed… FRED L and 504 BOY run at GILLESP, but he jumps over FRED L, who accidentally takes down the referee. GILLESP grins, rolling towards the chair and grabbing it. He gets to his feet, before striking FRED L right in the skull with the chair. 504 BOY suffers the same fate, as GILLESP begins to go haywire on TRENT, slamming the chair with great force into TRENT. He is bleeding badly. GILLESP grabs the referee and drags him near TRENT. GILLESP pins TRENT, but manipulates the referee’s limp arm… he drops it…1…2…THREE? GILLESP has pinned TRENT GEIN, but cheated in order to do so? Is TRENT really gone? TRENT opens his eyes, only to see GILLESP waving at him saying “Bye Bye”. GILLESP picks up TRENT and throws him over the top rope. It is now down to GILLESP, FRED L and 504 BOY. FRED L is up to his feet, shaken by the chair shot, leaning on the ropes. GILLESP takes a swing at FRED, but FRED ducks, as the chair hits the ropes. It bounces back, nailing GILLESP square in the face! GILLESP staggers into the path of 504 BOY, who hits a flying dropkick. FRED L attempts to revive the referee. He stirs and moves towards the pin…1……2……THR-KICK OUT!!! SO CLOSE, but GILLESP somehow kicked out! The referee gets back up to his feet, but rubs his eyes… with this distraction, FRED L plucks GILLESP to his feet, but GILLESP rakes the eyes of FRED L, he goes to hit a pile driver on FRED L once again, but 504 BOY with a chair shot, sending GILLESP falling back onto the referee once again! FRED L gets back into position and grabs a hold of GILLESP. He moves him into the center of the ring and raises his arm. The crowd cheers at this gesture. 504 BOY passes the chair to FRED L, who smiles. He holds the chair in front of the face of the Straightest Man Alive, as 504 BOY leaps off the top rope, with a missile dropkick onto the chair into GILLESP’S FACE! GILLESP staggers back, as FRED L takes one final swipe with the chair, connecting to the skull of GILLESP. He throws the chair out of the ring, as GILLESP staggers a little, before rolling his eyes to the back of his head and falling to the canvas. The crowd are ecstatic! FRED L makes a cover, the referee re-opens his eyes and sees the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE! FRED L HAS DONE IT! DEVASTATION INC are the NEW STABLE CHAMPIONS of the XWF!

NEW STABLE CHAMPS:

The GILLESP rolls out of the ring and flops to the floor.. ANNIHILATOR and LOGAN head to his side, but he pushes them away! THE GILLESP is back on his feet, and he looks appalled with LOGAN and ANNIHILATOR’s performance! THE GILLESP grabs a microphone!

THE GILLESP: DAMMIT!! That son of a bitch JONATHYN did it to me again! He put me in a match where I need to depend on somebody else for my very SURVIVAL! TAG TEAMS are GAY! STABLES are GAY! FROM NOW ON, I AM GOING IT ALONE!! NOBODY IS MY ALLY!! You’re ALL my ENEMIES!! And you’re all GAAAAYYY!!!

A frustrated GILLESP storms up the ramp. Leaving LOGAN and ANNIHILATOR looking at each other..



RICK LACEY
vs.
DOMINATOR
World Title Rematch

The bell rings and the tension is so thick you can cut it with a knife. The massive DOMINATOR makes his way to the middle of the ring and looks down at RICK LACEY who shows the big man the World title and the two exchange some words before RICK LACEY hands the title to the referee. DOMINATOR goes to grab RICK LACEY but he ducks and comes back with a series of rights and lefts. DOMINATOR backs up and then tries to grab RICK LACEY again but LACEY ducks and nails a series of chops and then starts kicking at DOMINATOR's right knee. DOMINATOR again falls back but RICK LACEY continues on with a fire in his eye and purpose behind each kick. He stomps away on DOMINATOR's right knee buckling the big man and finally dropping him to one knee as the crowd erupts. RICK LACEY runs off the ropes and nails DOMINATOR with a clothesline but the big man doesn’t fall. LACEY goes off the ropes again and again hits a loud clothesline but DOMINTOR shakes it off. LACEY goes off the ropes for a third time but DOMINATOR stands up and floors LACEY with a shoulder block. DOMINATOR yells at the fans and looks down at LACEY with evil in his eyes. DOMINATOR reaches down and lifts RICK LACEY by the throat and tosses him into the turnbuckles and follows in with a series of punches to the gut. DOMINATOR punches and stomps RICK LACEY until he drops to the mat. DOMINATOR grabs RICK LACEY and gives him a huge hip toss half way across the ring. RICK LACEY rolls out of the ring and buys himself some time. DOMINATOR waits patiently in the ring as the ref counts, DOMINATOR has an evil look on his face with a sick smile etched across it. RICK LACEY slides back in and DOMINATOR comes in for the attack but LACEY takes out DOMINATOR's knee with a chop block and DOMINATOR falls face first into the turnbuckles. RICK LACEY then runs the length of the ring for momentum and nails a flying body splash in the corner on DOMINATOR. The crowd cheers. RICK LACEY grabs a hand full of hair and starts slamming DOMINATOR's face into the turnbuckles as the crowd counts along. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. RICK LACEY goes to the top rope as a dazed DOMINATOR stumbles back and LACEY hits a flying clothesline off the top rope and goes for the pinfall. 1, 2 and NO DOMINATOR throws LACEY off. LACEY goes up to the top rope again and flies off and nails DOMINATOR with a double axe handle shot to the back of the head. DOMINATOR stumbles around but stays on his feet. RICK LACEY goes up to the top rope again, and leaps off the turnbuckle at DOMINATOR, but this time DOMINATOR catches him as he flies off!! He’s got him by the throat!! He lifts LACEY high in the air and chokeslams him hard to the canvas!! BOOM!! DOMINATOR goes for the pin! 1.. 2.. THREE!! Just like that!! DOMINATOR has his belt back!

NEW WORLD CHAMPION:



Just as DOMINATOR stands up, FRED L comes in and attacks DOMINATOR. He wants the shot! He did just win the STABLE battle and therefore can get a singles shot, but this is no way to go after it! FRED starts working on DOMINATOR, but here comes RAZIEL!! RAZIEL is the rightful contender to the belt! All three men are going at it! Security comes running out and breaks up the battle! And then JONATHYN steps out to the stage again!

JONATHYN: STOP IT! YES, RAZIEL, you DID win the opportunity to face DOMINATOR for the title, and YES, FRED, you did win the Stable Battle, granting you a singles shot.. But this is NOT THE WAY to get to the belt! So I have an opportunity for YOU, FRED L.. You currently hold the HART title, and I think it’s safe to assume you have graduated to bigger and better things at this point. So here is my offer to you. If you HAND THAT BELT OVER TO ME, RIGHT NOW.. YOU WILL GET YOUR SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE BEFORE RAZIEL GETS HIS.

FRED L looks shocked, and RAZIEL is pissed!

JONATHYN: FRED, I know you want that belt. I hear all the messages on my machine.. I see the work you’re doing.. But I need to know how much of a sacrifice you’re prepared to make. So I give you 24 hours to decide. If you drop that Hart belt, the shot is yours next week.. If you decide to hold onto the Hart belt, you will wait until ZERO TOLERANCE for your shot.. And RAZIEL, your fate is entirely in FRED’s hands.. 24 hours, Freddy.. I’ll see you at MASSACRE..

FRED L and RAZIEL look at each other as a flustered DOMINATOR heads up the ramp with his title.


MAIN EVENT

BIGG RIGG
vs.
CYREN
Standard Match

The bell rings and the crowd has not stopped buzzing over this one. The two men stand toe to toe in the center of the ring and the crowd remarkably starts to chant for CYREN. The two lock up and BIGG RIGG shoves CYREN across the ring and into the corner and then spits at him as the crowd boos. CYREN wipes the spit away and runs at BIGG RIGG, BIGG RIGG goes for a punch but CYREN ducks and nails BIGG RIGG with a dropkick as he turns around. CYREN jumps on BIGG RIGG as he falls to the mat and starts unloading with rights to the head as this thing has turned into a brawl off the bat. BIGG RIGG shoves CYREN off and gets to his feet but CYREN runs back in and nails a sliding dropkick to BIGG RIGG's left knee and drops the big man. CYREN jumps back on BIGG RIGG in a mounted position and starts wailing on him again. BIGG RIGG again tosses CYREN off himself and gets to his feet. CYREN runs back in with hate and fire in his eyes as the crowd roars, CYREN ducks a big boot but BIGG RIGG turns and knocks CYREN for a loop with a brutal clothesline. BIGG RIGG flips off the crowd which has basically been booing him the whole time now. BIGG RIGG whips CYREN into the turnbuckle and the force of the impact shakes the ring and as CYREN snaps back from the impact, BIGG RIGG catches him and hoists him up for a gorilla slam. He goes for a quick pinfall. 1, 2 and NO CYREN kicks out. BIGG RIGG grabs CYREN and hip tosses him over the top rope to the concrete floor as the fans let out a collective gasp and again boo BIGG RIGG. BIGG RIGG follows CYREN out of the ring, he grabs CYREN and dumps him chest first on the security rails. BIGG RIGG picks CYREN up by the throat with both hands and dumps him into the time keeper's table which explodes with the impact as staff scramble to get out of the way. BIGG RIGG again flips off the fans and rolls back into the ring and then back out again to break the count at 6. BIGG RIGG grabs a battered CYREN and smashes him head first into the steel steps not once, not twice but three brutal times as CYREN collapses to the ground. BIGG RIGG yells at a fan near by but then after a few seconds drags a lifeless CYREN to his feet and he is bleeding badly from a cut above his right eye. BIGG RIGG rolls him back in the ring and then goes for a pinfall. 1, 2 and NO CYREN barely gets his foot under the ropes. BIGG RIGG is visibly angry with the ref, he argues the count and even backs him into the corner as CYREN tries to pull himself up to his feet. BIGG RIGG focuses back on CYREN and grabs him by the hair to drag him to his feet but CYREN sneaks in a low blow just out of view from the ref. CYREN gets to his feet as BIGG RIGG is doubled over and CYREN nails BIGG RIGG with a brutal superkick out of no where and both men hit the mat. The ref starts his count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and CYREN gets to his feet as does BIGG RIGG. CYREN is staggered a bit and BIGG RIGG runs off the rope and goes for a big boot but CYREN ducks it, hooks BIGG RIGG's leg and manages to turn it into a sharpshooter in the center of the ring. The ref asks BIGG RIGG repeatedly if he wants to give up but BIGG RIGG refuses. BIGG RIGG is in the hold for over a minute of excruciating pain before he gets to the ropes and the ref forces the break. The fans are firmly behind CYREN as he goes for the sharpshooter again but BIGG RIGG kicks him off. BIGG RIGG gets to his feet and catches CYREN running in and goes for another gorilla press slam but CYREN wiggles out and reverses it into a brutal DDT and goes for the pinfall. 1, 2 and BIGG RIGG kicks out. CYREN goes up to the top rope and waits for BIGG RIGG to get to his feet, BIGG RIGG limps around and stumbles into a perfect flying dropkick by CYREN. CYREN again goes for the sharpshooter but BIGG RIGG shoves him off again and this time he falls back and smashes the ref in the corner. BIGG RIGG gets to his feet and runs in for a clothesline but CYREN ducks and RIGG takes out the ref. CYREN nails another superkick on a surprised BIGG RIGG who falls through the ropes to the outside. CYREN walks over to the rope and nails a slingshot plancha on BIGG RIGG and the fans go nuts. Both men lay motionless on the ground. The fans cheer on CYREN as he continues to bleed buckets, his skin stained red and his tights as well. BIGG RIGG gets to his feet first and then CYREN. CYREN grabs a chair and tries to hit BIGG RIGG but BIGG RIGG blocks it, boots CYREN in the gut and then tosses the chair to CYREN and nails the RAGE out of no where outside the ring. CYREN is broken in half. BIGG RIGG holds his shoulder after the impact of that move but manages to roll the bloody carcass of CYREN into the ring and goes for the pinfall but there is no ref. BIGG RIGG is disgusted and tries to get the ref up but its no use. BIGG RIGG then goes outside the ring and grabs a table and brings it in the ring as the fans boo. BIGG RIGG starts rubbing the feeling back into his legs which are giving him fits after the sharpshooter and after a couple minutes he grabs CYREN and goes for a jackknife powerbomb on the table in the ring but CYREN fights his way out with a flurry of punches to BIGG RIGG's head. CYREN lands on his feet and BIGG RIGG grabs him for a double hand chokeslam but CYREN breaks the hold with his own arms and then an eye rake. CYREN boots BIGG RIGG in the gut and the crowd roars as CYREN goes for a powerbomb on the big man. CYREN yells as he powers the big guy up and powerbombs him through the table which explodes with the impact sending shards of wood everywhere and both men lay on the mat as the crowd chants XWF, XWF, XWF. CYREN recovers first and drags himself out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, he gets back in the ring and motions for BIGG RIGG to get to his feet and as BIGG RIGG drags himself up, CYREN runs the length of the ring and bashes BIGG RIGG with the chair to the head and BIGG RIGG hits the mat in a slump and CYREN falls to the mat from the sheer force of that blow. Both men lay on the mat and as BIGG RIGG rolls over his face is soon covered with a crimson mask as he is busted open as well. CYREN manages to toss the chair out of the ring and clear some of the table out of the ring but the ref is still out. CYREN drags BIGG RIGG to the center of the ring and goes up to the top rope as another official comes down and helps the ref out of the ring and gets a replacement XWF referee in there to continue this monumental battle. CYREN leaps off with a flying elbow but BIGG RIGG somehow has the presence of mind to roll out of the way and CYREN crashes to the mat. Both men are down and the carnage is unbelievable as the fans have not stopped chanting for CYREN since the mayhem ensued. The ref starts the count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and both men start to stir and grab the ropes nearest to themselves and drag their broken and beaten bodies up to a standing position. BIGG RIGG grabs CYREN and whips him to the ropes! He bounces off the other side.. RAGE!! RIGG has speared CYREN clear across the ring! He goes in for the pin! 1.. WAIT A MINUTE! He comes GRAVY!! GRAVY slides into the ring and breaks the count! GRAVY and RIGG are going at it as CYREN rolls out of the ring! RIGG boots GRAY in the gut and hits the F-BOMB!! GRAVY is down! RIGG turns around and sees two more coming after him down the ramp! It’s RAZIEL AND DYNAMITE!! RIGG runs to the ropes and boots DYNAMITE, who drops to the floor, still loopy from his earlier injury, but RAZIEL is in the ring and working on RIGG! CYREN is up as well.. and the ref is allowing it!! NO!! RAZIEL and GRAVY overpower RIGG and pick him up for a piledriver! BANG!! CYREN rolls back into the ring!! NO!! NO!! 1.. 2.. THREE!! CYREN wins the match!!

NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION

And here comes JONATHYN to the stage!!

JONATHYN: RIGG! Meet the latest members of the WINNING TEAM! GRAVY, RAZIEL and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE!! See, they GET IT, while YOU quite obviously DO NOT.. And another thing.. Remember how I said I would be FIRING someone tonight? Well I was only telling a half-truth.. Actually, I’m HIRING someone tonight..











Ladies and gentlemen, the new GENERAL MANAGER of ANRCHY..
























































WHAT? RIGG CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES!! It’s KITTEN!! Everyone thought she had deserted the XWF, but she had been working with JONATHYN behind the scenes all along! RIGG is stunned!

JONATHYN: That’s right, Gambino! And as I said before.. I will not be firing anyone tonight.. But SHE can do whatever she wants!!

KITTEN: BIGG RIGG JOHN GAMBINO, as the GENERAL MANGER of ANARCHY, I have the distinct honor of informing you that YOU.. ARE.. FIRED!!

WHAT? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? KITTEN is FIRING RIGG? HOW CAN THIS BE!! JONATHYN and KITTEN HUG!! Oh my GOD!! This CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!

But WHAT’S THIS? KITTEN has just been knocked down.. by...



































WHOA! WILD ORCHID is here, and she’s wailing on the new BOSS! RIGG comes flying up the ramp and SPEARS JONATHYN RIGHT OFF THE STAGE!! NO!! HERE COME THE J.E.R.Ks!! GRAVY and RAZIEL pounce on RIGG while CYREN helps DYNAMITE to his feet! It’s a WAR on the ramp! JOANTHYN is out cold on the floor and RIGG is cleaning house! And HERE COMES DOMINATOR!! DOMINATOR grabs RAZIEL by the throat and tosses him off the ramp! RAZIEL tackles RIGG! KITTEN throws ORCHID into the wall! DOMINATOR spears CYREN! It’s CHAOS!! We’re out of time!! TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT!!!

NEXT PPV:

MAY 30, 2004