The cameras fade in to ADAM RICARDIOís office. ADAM is sitting at his desk, when suddenly the door opens. A manís legs come into view as ADAM lookís up and smiles at the unknown man.
ADAM: JOHN! Thanks for coming on such short notice!
The man sits down and is none other then famous actor, JOHN TRAVOLTA! ADAM reaches across his desk and shakes JOHNís hand as the two gets to talk.
JOHN: Thanks for thinking of me for this part. My career certainly shot down after that movie with the aliens and the cavemenÖ
ADAM: No problem, bud. Weíve been friends for what, years?
JOHN: Ever since that GUKAS character spilt hot sauce on my facemask, and I didnít know about it. We met after my critical eye surgery, when FOBYN was trying to get GUKAS to steal my bedpan.
ADAM: Ah yes, memories. Well, this gig is a little differentÖnot quite what youíre used to, probably.
JOHN: Iíll do anything. After my great job in ëMichaelí, I need somethingÖanythingÖ
ADAM: Okay, okay, no need to BREAK DOWN on meÖso hereís how it goesÖhey, get that camera out of here! Top secret! Classified! Neener!
The camera backs out of the office and bumps into a tall man dressed all in BLACK! The man pushes the cameraman out of the way and steps into ADAMís office! JOHN TRAVOLTAÖa man in all BLACKÖeither ADAM is planning something, or there are some serious crack deals going on in that room!
DOCTOR EXTREME is already out in the ring with DANGEROUS MIKE D and SINISA JOKANOVIC followed by WILLOW coming out last now as the 3 of them started brawling! The ref looks to break it up and stop it but can't as WILLOW comes sliding in. WILLOW grabs and whips around MIKE D and scoops him up in a suplex only to walk a couple steps to drop him onto the ropes! DOC then knees SINISA in the gut and lays him out with a sit-down piledriver. DOC then flips SINISA over onto his stomach and picks him up in what seems like a stalling german suplex only to then place him instead on top of the turnbuckle and ten hang him down in the tree of woe. DOC then runs back diagonally and then runs back doing a baseball slide straight into SINISA'S face as the crowd shouts even louder now! WILLOW after suplexing MIKE D on the top rope then clibed the rope and dropped a huge legdrop down onto the back of the head of MIKE D. MIKE D then flipped over as WILLOW immediately goes for the cover, 1....2....and a kickout!
DOC then picks up SINISA and once again places him on the top turnbuckle only to then this time and runs back to the other side to the ring only to then be thrown out of the ring by WILLOW. She then goes running over, hopes up onto the 2nd rope, jumps up hooking SINISA in a frankensteiner and completes it to him off the top rope!!! The crowd is going crazy as it seems that WILLOW is now in charge of the match when suddenly... BAM! WILLOW is drop kicked out of the ring by MIKE D! MIKE D is starting to rebuild his strength as he then hopes up top the top rope, jumped off now hooking WILLOW who was slowly starting to stand and wiped her out cold with a super jump-swinging ddt to the concrete floor!!! The crowd pops like crazy as it looks like both WILLOW and MIKE D are out due to this collision crash course! DOC is now up and slowly rolling back into the ring as SINISA is starting to get up. SINISA now finally alas to his feet first bum rushes DOC and irish whips him into the ropes immediately behind them. DOC bounces off as SINISA ducks causing DOC to go bouncing off the other side's ropes; and upon coming back DOC and SINISA take each other down with a double clothesline! The ref looks as all four are down and out and starts up a 10-count. 1....2....3....4.....5...... and WILLOW and MIKE D are slowly starting to crawl back towards the ring. The ref notices and is distracted as they are as DOC and SINISA are slowly starting to stir as well and get to their feet. SINISA then grabs a hold of DOC and whips him into the ringpost and pus him atop the top rope. SINISA then puts DOC on the top rope as WILLOW and MIKE D are now rolling into the ring. SINISA then hooks DOC and super-plexes him down onto WILLOW and MIKE D accidentally as they started to stand up. The ref just stood there perplexed as if to ask, "Did that really just happen?" Suddenly, WILLOW rolls out from under the men and russian leg sweeps SINISA to the mat, who hits his head! WILLOW picks up SINISA and gives him a huge snap DDT! She piles SINISA on top of the other two men, and covers all three at once! 1Ö2Ö3! WILLOW WINS! But, who is the loser, and who are the new assistants! The ref grabs a mic!
REF: Because SINISA was on top, he is the first loser, and is fired!
SINISA is fired, leaving MIKE D and DOCTOR EXTREME to be the new ring assistants for ADAM RICARDIO!
WINNER: WILLOW
NEW ASSITANTS: MIKE D and DOCTOR EXTREMER
ìKnockiní on Heavenís Doorî starts over the PA, and the fans start looking around wondering whom it is! No one comes out from the curtain, and everyone is very confused. Suddenly, a figure starts dropping from the rafters! It has wingsÖa haloÖdressed in whiteÖitsÖJOHN TRAVOLTA?! JOHN is dressed up like an angel and is dropping in the middle of the ring! He lands and unbuckles the harness. He takes a mic out of his robeís pocket and takes a list out as well. The fans are cheering like mad, though have no idea whatís going on!
JOHN: Hello, my Children. I am a representative from GOD! He sent me to deliver an important message!
The fans start laughing as JOHN starts grinning over them.
JOHN: His declaration isÖìThere comes a time in every mortalís life where he sees the Light. There comes a time in every mortalís life where they must see proof of my existence. Over 2000 years ago, I gave you mortals proof when I gave you my son, JESUS. Well, that was 2000 years ago, and I can understand that maybe you need a little more proof. So here is one of my angels to introduce my OTHER son, the one that didnít quite make the cut for the Good Book.î
The fans stand in wonder: What the holy hell is going on!? JOHN folds up the note and sticks it back in his robes.
JOHN: Ladies and gentleman, let me present to you, the holy man himselfÖthe one, the onlyÖ
KORE!? What the hell is KORE doing here? He was FIRED and told NEVER to return! KORE stands on the entrance ramp with a wheelbarrow that holds a giant case of beer! Seconds later, ADAM RICARDIO steps out alongside him. The fans are going NUTS!
ADAM: Thank you JOHN, oh er, should I say ANGEL! Yes, folks, this is the real KORE!
The fans cheer, and KORE toasts the crowd with an open beer can, smiling quite drunkenly.
ADAM: But, he is not here as a wrestler! No, KORE was fired, blah blah, all that, eh? So, I invited KORE, my old buddy, to be my SPECIAL GUEST tonight! As my SPECIAL GUEST, he has unlimited privileges backstage! Oh, and there is a little something elseÖ
KORE looks on through all of this, quite amused. He finishes the beer and tosses it into the crowd, then immediately pops open another one.
ADAM: Wow, little bit of drinking going on there, KOREÖanyway, tonight KORE will be a special referee! To a certain MATCH! With two CERTAIN MEN! Those men areÖum...RAZIEL and BIG RIGG!
The fans go nuts again! KORE will be the special guest referee for RAZIEL and BIG RIGG!? Has ADAM gone completely insane!? And is this MASSACRE really going to beÖ
Suddenly, the front row of the arena erupts in bad music! A sign that says ìMiddle School Marching Bandî hangs over the guardrails, and ten kids stand in the front row with their instruments, playing a bad version of some school prep song! KORE wobbles down the ramp and grabs a few kids from the band and heads back up! He disappears behind the curtain! Did KORE just kidnap three middle school band geeks?
???????
JAG is seen sitting in his dressing room, holding on to his trusty bat he is planning on using in the X-Treme match-up he has coming up against PUNK. He gets up form his chair, and walks out of the locker room to the arena for his matchÖ JAGPREET SINGH GHUMAN vs. PUNKÖ NEXT!
We see PUNK make his was into the arena, and walk down then ramp. He slides into the ring and wait for his rival, JAGPREET. Suddenly the arena goes dark, and JAGís music blares over the sound system. Then the lights turn back on, and JAG is walking down the ramp with his bat in hand. He slides into the ring and immediately starts beating on PUNK with the bat. The referee calls for the beat and PUNK grabs the bat and throws it out of the ring. PUNK connects with a solid punch to JAGís face and knocks his back to the ropes. JAG reaches down to the tarp and garbs a crow bar and starts to swing aimlessly at PUNK. PUNK ducks and spears JAG and nails his out of the ring and slams his on the hard flooring. PUNK runs over to the announcing table, and grabs a chair. PUNK runs over and sets the knocked out JAG underneath the chair. PUNK climbs back up the ring, and up the turnbuckle. He sets up to do a swan dive on the chair, that would crush JAG underneath. PUNK leaps off the turnbuckle and is flying through the air. Just as he is about to land JAG wakes up and roles overÖ PUNK MISSED! Punk is out cold on the floor and JAG is staggering slowly trying to get up. JAG crawls to his feet and tries to walk over to the slowly waking PUNK, but falls over from the blow before. Both PUNK and JAG get up slowly and PUNK crawls back into the ring. PUNK stands up, and pulls something out of his pocket! Itís a can of SPRAY PAINT! As JAG turns around, PUNK sprays him in his eyes! JAG stumbles in pain, and PUNK grabs him in a chokeslam! JAG goes down hard, and PUNK goes for the pin! 1Ö2Ö3! PUNK wins, with a trusty can of spray paint!
WINNER: PUNK
ìHauntedî by Evanescense hits as DARKHAN walks down to the ring looking really angry for some reason tonight. He steps over the top rope and heads over and grabs a mic.
DARKHAN: You know what people SHUT UP. I came down here tonight to ask why I do not have a match. Is it because I am just to good to fight anyone here in the XWF. Is Trent Gein the best you got to offer.
The crowd starts to cheer when he mentions Trentís name
DARKHAN: Enough with the Trent chants already! I took care of him last week. But before the real business Gravy I challenge you for your Canadian Title at HELL ON EARTH. It is about time I get a shot at a title. So do you accept or you a chicken. But now LUCKY CHARMS I got a bone to pick with you all! Do not ever come to the ring and try to hurt me or GILLESP again or you will get a beat down!
DARKHAN is cut off as The LUCKY CHARMS them music blasts over the speakers. The make there way down to the ring with funny looking looked on there faces, they arenít very good at looking intimidating.
GUKAS: DARKHAN, my dear DARKHANÖ
FOBYN: We understand you are mad at us from the attackÖ you have our apologize.
KILLJOY: In all understanding, we want to make it up to you!
DARKHAN: How the heck would you do that?
GUKAS: As the co-founder of the LUCKY CHARMS, I want to invite you to join us in our quest for excellenceÖ
GUKAS hold out his hand to DARKHAN
DARKHAN: This is so sudden, I donít know what to say!
KILLJOY: Say yes.
DARKHAN grabs GUKAS hand and shakes it with a smile on his face. GILLESP has a look of befuddlement on his face and doesnít know what to say.
FOBYN: Welcome to the LUCKY CHARMS!
THE LUCKY CHARMS celebrate in the ring, as GILLESP rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp, staring back at the giddy group confused. What does this mean for the DW guys, and namely GILLESP? MeanwhileÖ
Backstage, KORE is seen with his entourage of kids. KORE is sitting on a motorcycle that has no wheels, and is staring at a FLAMING HOOP!
KORE: Now, kids, watch UNCLE KORE bust a move and ride this bike through that damn hoop, yo!
KID: But, MISTA KORE, that bike has noÖ
KORE: Shuddup kid, Iím tryin to operate here! OkayÖhere I go!
KORE starts making motorcyle noises through his mouth!
KORE: RarrrrrrrrrÖ.reeeeeÖ.wosh! Raarrrrrrrrr WOO! Culunk! Rarrrrrrrr reeeee rooo! Duh duh duh duh dunÖDid you see that!? Woo! That hoop knows itís place now!
KID: MISTA KORE, you didnít go anywhere!
KORE: Man, Iím all dirtyÖshower time kids!
KORE grabs the kids again and heads off to the showers, leaving the flaming hoop still on fire! What a NUTTER!
FRED L and SAM DOUGLASS stand in the ring facing each other. SAM gives a
cocky smirk, and the bell rings. FRED charges at SAM, clotheslining him. SAM tries to get back up, and FRED kicks him in the face. FRED picks SAM up, setting him up for a powerbomb, and then executes it
beautifully. SAM lies on the mat moaning, and rolls to the side. FRED L kicks him in the stomach, and then climbs up on the ropes, giving him a frog splash from hell. FRED now lies limp on the mat for a
moment, but FRED L doesn't want to disappoint his fans by ending the match so quickly. He bends over and slaps DOUGLAS awake, jerking him around to wake him up. FRED picks SAM up, tossing him basically across the ring. FRED sort of wakes up when this happens, and stumbles to his feet. FRED takes this opportunity to spear SAM, and DOUGLAS falls back onto the mat. He moans in pain, and FRED picks him up for a backbreaker, slamming him down onto his knee. Then FRED picks SAM up and gives him a perfect pedigree. SAM slumps down onto the ground, but then finds the adrenaline from the pain kicking in, and it wakes him up. He stands, wobbling, and shakes out his head, trying to lose his groggy feeling. He blinks a couple times, and turns to find FRED L playing to the crowd, standing up on the turnbuckle. SAM tries to sneak a move on FRED, attempting a spear from behind, but FRED simply jumps off the turnbuckle behind SAM, and grabs him tight. DOUGLAS wiggles his arms, trying to escape, but he finds it impossible. FRED gives him a vicious German suplex, and SAM cries out in pain, writhing on the mat.
FRED pulls SAM into a kneeling position, and gets behind him. Then he uses a surfboard submission on DOUGLAS. SAM can't take it and starts slamming his hand on the mat over and over again. FRED L wins, after much domination!
WINNER: FRED L
KORE is spotted backstage again, and looking much cleaner! So are his kids, in that fact, though they look somewhat paler. Then, JOHN TRAVOLTA steps out of his dressing room, dressed in his normal attire!
JOHN: Man, that was a weird gig. At least I got paid good money for it! Oh, yo KORE!
KORE: Hey, Mister Angel man! Can you tell dad I need more money? These KORE-PACKS cost more, what with the 50-beers they have inside their wonderful selvesÖ
KORE motions to the wheelbarrow that two kids are pushing around behind him. The big box of beer that KORE is lugging around ahs a sticker labeled ëKORE-PACKí. Wow, KORE got his OWN beer package now!
KORE: So, you understand?
JOHN: You want me to tell your dad, wha? You know that whole gig was a joke right? Iím not really and Angel, and youíre not really the son of GOD!
KORE looks around nervously.
KORE: Okay, dude, I know I was adoptedÖbut it still stands, I need some dough.
JOHN: But, I canít really-
KORE: Thatís it! KIDS! What did I say to do if the Angel refused my will!?
KID: To beat him up!
KORE: Yep, GO! KILL THE ANGEL!
The kids all scramble at JOHN TRAVOLTA, and start tearing at him! JOHN tries to run, but gets tripped by a kid, and falsl on his face! The kids start wailing on JOHN! KORE drops to his stomach and starts counting! 1Ö2Ö3! JOHN TRAVOLTA gets pinned by a group of middle schoolers! After theyíre done, one of the kids grabs JOHNís wallet and hands it to KORE.
KORE: Good deal, I got some practice being a referee, and I got enough here for another KORE PACK! But, Iím all dirty againÖKids, shower time again!
KID: Are you gonna do that MICHAEL JACKSON impression again, MISTA KORE?
KORE: HrmmÖ
KORE grabs the kids and sets off to the showers again! Poor kidsÖwhat would their parents think? More importantly, what would KOREís parents think?
The bell sounds as ENFORCER and Fobyn start the match off. WANNABE circles around the ring in his referee attire. ENFORCER starts off by kicking Fobyn straight in the gut. Fobyn makes a funny face and falls to his knees. ENFORCER takes the offensive and hits the ropes, only for GUKAS to hold the top rope, immediately sending ENFORCER to the outside. GUKAS and Fobyn point and laugh at ENFORCER as WANNABE shakes his head. OMEGA tries to enter the ring, but WANNABE sends him back to the apron. ENFORCER comes back into the ring, but not alone, as he has a steel chair dragging behind him. He taps Fobyn on the shoulder. Fobyn turns around, only to be greeted with a brain-scrambling chair shot right to the head at the hands of ENFORCER. ENFORCER proceeds to continuously bash the living daylights out of Fobyn with the chair while he lay helpless on the mat. Suddenly, GUKAS comes into the center of the ring. ENFORCER takes notice, and turns around, cracking GUKAS in the ribs with the chair. WANNABE stands in the corner in amazement, not doing anything to stop it...because, well...he can't. It's anything goes! OMEGA enters the ring and jumps on top of GUKAS, pummeling him into oblivion. It looks as if the team of OMEGA and ENFORCER have completely dominated the match. ENFORCER quickly covers Fobyn...WANNABE hits the mat...1...2...KICKOUT! OMEGA and ENFORCER look at each other, both quite surprised. WANNABE sends OMEGA back to the apron yet again, as Fobyn and GUKAS get up and take advantage of WANNABE's back turned. They both toss ENFORCER into the turnbuckle and stomp two mud holes straight through him. WANNABE takes quick action, sending GUKAS back to his respected corner. However, it's quite unnecessary as Fobyn immediately tags GUKAS in. GUKAS heads over to the turnbuckle and picks ENFORCER up. He begins hitting him with rights and lefts...coming from every which way. Outside of the ring, OMEGA grabs a ladder from under the ring! He sets it up outside, only to taunt and pose with it. WANNABE looks at OMEGA and has a few words with him, trying to control the match, although it is X-Treme rules. OMEGA just shrugs and claims the ladder is for no purpose. Fobyn walks over to OMEGA and has a brief war of words before a fist fight breaks out on the outside between the two. Fobyn slams OMEGA's head off of the spanish announce table. Inside the ring GUKAS is setting ENFORCER up for a piledriver. However, ENFORCER reverses it, as GUKAS falls over ENFORCER's shoulders and flat on his back. ENFORCER immediately heads outside and kicks Fobyn's legs out from under him. ENFORCER and OMEGA proceed to gang up on Fobyn, slugging the crap out of him. Just then, they set him on top of the spanish announcer's table. We can all see what's going on now... Back in the ring, GUKAS finally makes it to his feet. However, OMEGA and ENFORCER slide in. ENFORCER grabs GUKAS and sets him up for a powerbomb. OMEGA helps with it, turning it into a double power bomb, as GUKAS' heads slams off of the mat with an insane amount of impact. WANNABE is completely oblivious to all of this, as he is outside checking on Fobyn. OMEGA heads back outside and begins to climb the ladder...step by step, rung by rung. The crowd is at the edge of their seat. OMEGA finally reaches the rop, poses a few times...and then looks down at a lifeless Fobyn on the announcer's table...a near thirty feet below him. WANNABE shakes his arms and head, trying to contain OMEGA's madness, as ENFORCER is on the other side of the ladder cheering OMEGA on. OMEGA takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and LEAPS OFF OF THE THIRTY FOOT LADDER OUTSIDE OF THE RING...AND COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!! OMEGA and FOBYN have got to be nearly dead!! ENFORCER and WANNABE look at each other in shock. GUKAS grabs something from under the ring. GUKAS has a lead pipe! GUKAS nails ENFORCER with a lead pipe, then tosses him in the ring! OMEGA kicks FOBYN in the gut and puts a reverse pile driver on him! GUKAS goes for the pin! OMEGA goes for the pin! Both men are facing away from each other, pinning their partners! 1Ö2Ö3! ENFORCER AND FOBYN ARE OUT, at the SAME TIME! GUKAS and OMEGA get to their feet. OMEGA rushes at GUKAS and tosses him into the ropes. As GUKAS bounces off, OMEGA pushes WANNABE into his path! GUKAS runs right into WANNABE! Both men go down hard! OMEGA picks WANNABE up and drags him to the ropes. OMEGA rubs WANNABEís head on the bottom rope, then picks him up. OMEGA power bombs WANNABE to the outside of the ring! WANNABE hits the ground hard! OMEGA turns to GUKAS, who is back on his feet. GUKAS attempts to clothesline OMEGA, but OMEGA reverse it into a huge CHOKESLAM! GUKAS is sprawled out on the mat! OMEGA rolls out of the ring and heaves WANNABE into the ring. He climbs back in and drags WANNABE over to GUKAS and goes for the pin! OMEGA covers GUKAS and uses WANNABEís limp hand to make the count! 1ÖÖÖ2ÖÖÖÖ..3ÖÖÖ.! OMEGA wins!
WINNER: OMEGA and ENFORCER
KILLJOY stands in the ring, as JANDROMYTE struts up to the ring, listening to the crowd pop. He runs his fingertips along the belt around his waist, grinning at KILLJOY slyly. JANDROMYTE hops in the ring, and stands to face KILLJOY. The two exchange a glare, and the ref separates them, then calls for the bell. The instant KILLJOY hears it, he runs and spears JANDROMYTE, catching him off guard. KILLJOY goes after JANDROMYTE with a fierce intent, punching him in the face. JANDROMYTE rolls to the side and gets up, slapping KILLJOY across the face, as if to insult him. This only makes KILLJOY's fury worse, and he charges at JANDROMYTE, locking up with him in a shoulder-elbow tie up. JANDROMYTE turns this into a headlock, and then hip tosses KILLJOY. KILLJOY shakes it off rather quickly, and stands up, going after JANDROMYTE again with a spear. JANDROMYTE leans to the side and sticks his knee out, which plows right into KILLJOY's stomach. KILLJOY rolls on the mat a little bit, holding his stomach. JANDROMYTE backs up a little bit, surveying the situation. KILLJOY stands again, and then runs at JANDROMYTE, acting like he is going to spear JANDROMYTE. KILLJOY drops suddenly, and takes out JANDROMYTE's legs. He flips JANDROMYTE over for a Boston Crab. KILLJOY pulls on JANDROMYTE's legs hard, but the man shows no signs of giving up. JANDROMYTE turns sideways. He takes a deep breath winces as he pulls, taking his legs from KILLJOY's grasp, hurting himself some in the process. KILLJOY makes a quick regroup, standing up and giving JANDROMYTE a nice leg drop. JANDROMYTE gets halfway up, and deals KILLJOY a low blow. KILLJOY doubles over, and JANDROMYTE deals him a tiger suplex. JANDROMYTE goes for the pin...1..2..and KILLJOY kicks out, not out of the fight yet. He raises a hand and punches JANDROMYTE square between the eyes. KILLJOY stands up, climbing on the turnbuckle as JANDROMYTE is recovering, and does an elbow drop from the ropes. JANDROMYTE falls backwards, his head slamming into the ring. KILLJOY goes for the pin. 1...2... JANDROMYTE finds a new strength, tossing KILLJOY over, and pinning him. 1...2.. KILLJOY kicks out again, frustrated. Both men roll away from each other, getting up quickly before the other has any opportunity. The men circle, and run at each other, locking up. KILLJOY overpowers JANDROMYTE this time, throwing him into the turnbuckle. He starts kicking JANDROMYTE viciously, and when the ref tries to pull KILLJOY off, KILLJOY punches the man in the jaw loud enough to hear it crack. The ref falls down, dazed, and KILLJOY goes back to attack JANDROMYTE some more, but JANDROMYTE isn't where KILLJOY left him. KILLJOY turns to see JANDROMYTE flying from the top rope straight at him. He doesn't have time to move and is slammed backwards into the ropes. KILLJOY bounces off the ropes with JANDROMYTE, falling down. JANDROMYTE is a little dazed for a moment, but he gets up and rolls KILLJOY over for the pin. The ref isn't there to count though. KILLJOY stays down for several seconds, and then kicks out anyway, out of instinct. He rolls over and gets onto his knees, holding the back of his neck, and then dazed, he remembers he's in a match just in time to avoid a kick from JANDROMYTE. He pulls JANDROMYTE down, using the momentum from his kick, and pins him. The ref can be seen getting up from his spot on the mat and sees KILLJOY pinning JANDROMYTE. 1Ö2Ö3! KILLJOY wins, and is the new champion! What does this mean with GUKAS, his stable mate!? KILLJOY takes the title and celebrates, running around the ring portraying his new title! The fans give much love to their hero!
WINNER: KILLJOY
As the cameras fade backstage we can hear current XWF Heavyweight Champion, DOMINATOR and his Revolution partner in crime, ANDREW GIBSON talking backstage
GIBSON: All right man... PSYKO STEVO is supposed to make an appearance on Brett TV tonight, we can't let this happen...
DOMINATOR nods his head to GIBSON, who begins to devise a plan. Before GIBSON can say anything though, DOMINATOR cuts him off.
DOMINATOR: All right... how about thi...
CRACK! Before DOMINATOR can finish his sentence we see the gigantic man fall to the floor, clutching the back of his head. The cameras then pan out to reveal none other then former XWF World Heavyweight Champion, PSYKO STEVO who is clutching a steel chair in his hands
STEVO: Hey GIBSON, did ya miss me?
PSYKO STEVO tosses the chair to ANDREW GIBSON, who catches it out of confusion. As soon as GIBSON clutches onto the chair we see PSYKO STEVO perform a hellatious 360 degree spin kick that sends the chair flying back into GIBSON'S face, busting the Universal Title contender wide open.
STEVO: You son of a bitch, you were gonna try and jump me tonight, weren't you? Well that ain't gonna happen, here is what is going to happen though... UGH!
PSYKO STEVO falls face first into the wall and as the cameras pan back we see former Dynasty Wrestling star and XWF icon, BIGG RIGG standing with a smile on his face. PSYKO STEVO tosses a right hand at BIGG RIGG, and another, and another, which staggers the man, but before PSYKO STEVO can continue the offense, DOMINATOR connects with a right hand shot to STEVO'S head.
STEVO: What the? UGH!
DOMINATOR and BIGG RIGG now continue on the offensive onslaught, nailing PSYKO STEVO with right hands and boots to the man's body. As soon as PSYKO STEVO is lying in a heap against the wall we can see ANDREW GIBSON, steel chair in hand, approach the PSYKO ONE.
GIBSON: So you think that your all of a sudden smarter then me? You think that your all of a sudden the main event guy just because you screwed that moron STEVE JASON out of the Universal Title? Well I'm ANDREW GIBSON, and NO ONE makes a fool out of me! You damaged my property when you took out TYGER LILLY last Thursday, and now it's time to come through on my promise. This is nothing more then an eye for an eye STEVO, so sack up, cause here comes the pain!
As DOMINATOR and BIGG RIGG hold PSYKO STEVO up, ANDREW GIBSON connects with a steel chair shot to the man's face, which busts the PSYKO ONE wide open. As STEVO drops to the floor we can hear GIBSON laughing, the cameras then pan back up to him as he says...
GIBSON: Bring him back up... this is FAR from over!
BIGG RIGG and DOMINATOR, now smiling, drag PSYKO STEVO up to his feet and ANDREW GIBSON measures him up for yet another steel chair shot. Before the damage can be done though, former DW star and up and comer in the XWF, DARKHAN appears in the background holding a sledgehammer
DARKHAN: Now I think you boys better get the hell out of here...
GIBSON looks at DARKHAN with a smirk on his face.
GIBSON: Oh yea? By my count, it's three on one... how in the hell are you gonna stop us?
As soon as GIBSON is done speaking, the huge DARKHAN swings the sledgehammer within a foot of the head of ANDREW GIBSON, who just smiles an arrogent smile at the gigantic man.
GIBSON: Allright... allright... you wanna play like that... that's fine, we'll play your game and go. The message has been sent though, don't mess with the REVOLUTION! Let's go guys.
GIBSON looks at Stevo and then DARKHAN, and grins. He motions to RIGG and DOMINATOR, who each send a boot into STEVO'S side before moving away, the REVOLUTION not taking their eyes off of DARKHAN.
GIBSON: This is far from over over, STEVO... Next time your DW buddies won't be here to save you.
GIBSON and the rest of REVOLUTION walk away, leaving DARKHAN to call to help for the severly injured STEVO. Could this jeopardize the first ever airing of BRETT TV? STEVO was supposed to be the star guest!
WINNER: KILLJOY
RAZIEL and RIGG are in the ring, waiting for KORE! A minute passes by, and there is no sign of KORE! Suddenly, KORE comes through the curtain, followed by his entourage of kids! He is quite drunk, and stumbles down the ramp. He steps into the ring, with both RIGG and RAZIEL looking at him warily. KORE signals for the bell, and the match is on!
RIGG gets a hold RAZIEL and whips him into the ropes! KORE trips RIGG as he goes to pick up RAZIEL. RIGG gets up and yells at KORE, who just shrugs and tips back another beer. RIGG looks ruffled, but picks up RAZIEL by his arms and puts a knee in his gut. RAZIEL manages to get an arm around RIGG and grabs him in a bear hug. RIGG struggles to get free, and plants his feet on the bottom rope and pushes away, forcing RAZIEL to break the hold. RAZIEL follows through and grabs RIGGís leg, spinning him around and putting him into a standing ankle lock. RIGG falls forward onto his stomach as RAZIEL keeps him in an ankle lock. KORE leans over RAZIELís shoulder and lights up a cigarette. RAZIEL blinks as the ashes get into his eyes, then breaks the hold, rubbing his eyes furiously as amber blows into his eyes! KORE shrugs again, and grinds out his cigarette on a turnbuckle, leaving it half burning. RIGG gets to his feet and gets a hold of RAZIEL from behind and delivers a belly to back suplex, into a small package. RIGG has RAZIEL pinned, but where is KORE!? KORE stands watching RIGG hold the pin, nodding seriously. RIGG yells at him to make the count and KORE looks confused! He seems to have forgotten he is the ref! RIGG yells again, and KORE snaps out of it, dropping to his gut to make the count, but is too late. RAZIEL breaks the pin and gets to his feet. He rubs his back and stares at KORE awkwardly. RIGG scratches his head, then gets blindsided by a foreign object! KORE finished his beer and turned to get another, tossing his old one over his shoulder and hitting RIGG in the face! RAZIEL takes the advantage and goes to whip RIGG into the turnbuckle, but is reversed and RIGG whips RAZIEL into the turnbuckle instead! RAZIEL screams and jumps away from the corner! KOREís cigarette is still half-burning, and just burned RAZIELís back! RIGG pulls RAZIEL down, and RIGG puts his arm around RAZIELís neck, about to DDT him. But, suddenlyÖ
WINNER: BIGG RIGG
STEVE JASON? STEVE walks down the ramp and stands at ringside, staring at RIGG. RIGG walks to the ropes and starts yelling at STEVE, who says nothing. RAZIEL sneaks up behind him and grabs RIGG from behind and throws him backwards! RAZIEL goes for the pin! 1Ö2ÖRIGG grabs KOREís beer bottle and smashes it on RAZIELís head! RIGG counters and goes for the pin! KORE rolls his eyes and starts counting again! 1Ö2Ö3! RIGG wins, with some form of assistance from KORE! KORE smiles and rolls out of the ring and falls to the ground, then heads up the ramp drunkenly and followed by his kid party, leaving RIGG and STEVE to stare each other down!
DING DING DING! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE quickly springs on the offensive, meeting STEVE JASON in the ring and connecting with a right hand shot to the face. The ìDynamic Oneî then follows up on the attack with a boot to the midsection which sends XWF legend STEVE JASON staggering back into the turnbuckle. DYNAMITE continues his offensive onslaught with a shot to the head of STEVE JASON, and then another, and then another. DYNAMITE, trying to seize momentum now, jumps up to the second rope and raises his fist in the air to the fans, signifying that he will rain down punches to the top of STEVE JASONíS head. STEVE JASON will have none of this though, and before DYNAMIC DYNAMITE can inflict any more damage, THE STINGER, feeling a second wind, picks up his opponent and slams him down on the mat, connecting with a hellatious spine buster. STEVE JASON, feeling the momentum is now building towards his side, waits near the turnbuckle and catches his breath as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE slowly gets back to his feet. DYNAMITE turns to face STEVE JASON, but as he does, he is met with a fierce clothesline that sends the man to the floor. DYNAMITE quickly springs up from the clothesline, but as he does, he is met by another clothesline. STEVE JASON now walks over to the fallen competitor and attempts to help him up to his feet so that he can administer his next move. As STEVE JASON is grabbing the hair of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE though, DYNAMITE elbows THE STINGER in the gut that was dreadfully close a low blow! STEVE JASON drops to his knees, obviously in pain as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE takes advantage of this sudden switch in momentum and runs to the ropes, bounces off of them and catches STEVE JASON square in the kisser with a flying forearm smash! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE isnít done though, DYNAMITE quickly climbs up to the second rope of the turnbuckle and as STEVE JASON is slowly rising to his feet we see DYNAMITE spring off the second rope and connect with a double ax handle chop to the back of THE STINGER. Could we see a major upset here tonight? DYNAMIC DYNAMITE jumps on top of STEVE JASON and we have our first cover of the matchÖ1Ö2Ö.KICKOUT! STEVE JASON kicks out just before the three count and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE cannot believe it! DYNAMITE now drags STEVE JASON to his feet and when he finally gets JASON to his feet, he wraps his arms around the man and performs a BEAR HUG! DYNAMITE has the bear hug locked in tight and STEVE JASON canít escape. STINGER is fighting for his life as the official comes up next to him and asks him if he wants to give up, STEVE JASON thinks about it for a moment but refuses to tap. DYNAMITE continues to press against STEVE JASONíS body though, sucking the air right out of the former XWF World Heavyweight Champion. STEVE JASON is falling out of it now as the official comes up next to him and once again asks if he wants to give it up, no response from STEVE JASONÖ the official now grabs the arm of the STINGER and raises it once in the air and watches in concern as it falls limp at DYNAMITEíS side. The official once again holds STEVE JASONS arm up in the air and once again it falls lifelessly beside him. The official holds STEVE JASONS arm up in the air for a final time and this time STEVE JASON comes to life! STEVE JASON is still in this match! STEVE JASON boxes the ears of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, and again, and again! STEVE JASON forces DYNAMIC DYNAMITE to break the hold and STEVE JASON connects with a clothesline to the head of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, DYNAMITE is down! STEVE JASON, absolutely gasses, falls lifelessly on top of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and forces the referee to count the pinfallÖ1Ö.2..NO! Dynamic DYNAMITE dug down deep and kicked out despite being pinned under dead weight. DYNAMITE is now up to his feet and he grabs the back of STEVE JASONS head, taunting the man as he slaps it around. DYNAMITE sets STEVE JASON up for a DDT but as he is lowering STEVE JASONíS head the STINGER makes an excellent reversal as he elbows DYNAMIC DYNAMITE in the side. DYNAMITE is now reeling as STEVE JASON connects with a boot to the midsection and S3! The S3! STEVE JASON, with his back against the wall just connected with his finisher out of nowhere and STEVE JASON goes for the coverÖ1Ö.2ÖÖÖÖNO!!! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, somehow digs down deep and kicks out of the legendary STEVE JASONíS finisher! Both men are back up to their feet now and STEVE JASON connects with a weak right, and another which sends DYNAMITE off the ropesÖ DYNAMIC DYNAMITE bounces off the ropes and STEVE JASON goes for a clothesline, but DYNAMIC DYNAMITE ducks it and lowers his shoulderÖ he just sent STEVE JASON right out of the ring! STEVE JASON is out of it outside of the ring as the official starts to make the 10 countÖ1Ö2Ö.3Ö.4ÖJASON up to his feetÖ6Ö.7Ö.STEVE JASON rolls into the ring! STEVE JASON and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE lock up in the center of the ring and STEVE JASON wrenches the air of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, DYNAMITE is in a bind now but he quickly reverses the hold and somehow manages to spin STEVE JASON into the ropes! Suddenly, someone comes out from under the ring! Its BIGG RIGG! RIGG has a chair, and as STEVE leans on the ropes, RIGG smacks him in the head with the chair! STEVE stands up straight and seems to be out cold on his feet! DYNAMIC drop kicks him and STEVE falls out flat! DYNAMIC goes for the pin! 1Ö2Ö3! DYNAMIC beats STEVE JASON with the help of BIGG RIGG!
WINNER: DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
ADAM and KORE are spotted backstage. KORE has a bag, and looks to be ready to leave.
ADAM: KORE, it was a pleasure to have you ehre. Youíre welcome anytime.
KORE: ~burp~ Yeah, no problem, yo.
ADAM: The front office probaly wants to kill me for letting you back in. Hey, where did your little fans go? You know, those kids?
KORE: Kids, umÖI think I left them in the showerÖ
Suddenly, a police car pulls up next to ADAM and KORE. Two police men get out and draw their batons.
POLICE: THATíS THE GUY! Thatís the KIDNAPPER! Getíem!
Yelling, KORE grabs his half empty box of KORE PACKS and starts to flee. He wobbles to and fro, then eventually falls down about 10 feet from where he started. The police close in and start beating him with their nightsticks. ADAM smiles and starts walking back to his office.
ADAM: Ah yes, such a nice guyÖ
The match starts with the two members of Devastation Inc. , TRENT GEIN and 504 BOY making their way to the ring as the crowd is shouting and going crazy. They get into the ring and are waiting as DOMINATOR'S music hits next. As he is making his way to the ring the crowd has a mixture of "yeahs" and "boos" at the same time. He finishes getting to the ring and is waiting for his tag partner CRONOS DIAMANTE to come. After waiting for 15 seconds and looking back towards the X-tron from to come he then realizes that CRONOS DIAMANTE is a no-show! But from that TRENT GEIN suddenly charges DOMINATOR knocking him into the ringpost. 504 BOY makes his way to the ring apron as TRENT GEIN is heavily working away punching and stomping and going crazy on DOMINATOR. TRENT GEIN then grabs DOMINATOR up by his hair and whips him into the opposite side's ringpost followed by running and clotheslining him. DOMINATOR from being clotheslined goes flying up and over the top rope crashing down on the outside. TRENT GEIN then goes to get him but the ref tries to stop him saying that this is just a regular match. Though while distracted the ref does not see as 504 BOY runs and dives off taking DOMINATOR straight off his feet who had just stood up with a diving spear! 504 BOY then picked DOMINATOR up and ran him head first into the guard wall. He picked up DOMINATOR one more time and rolled him into the ring. TRENT GEIN now having been let go by the ref immediately walks over to DOMINATOR mounting him and starts driving rights into him. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! From the crowd counting along with TRENT GEIN stopped after the 10th punch and got off DOMINATOR. He then stomped once or twice on DOMINATOR as DOMINATOR slowly tried to roll over to get up. TRENT GEIN then picks up DOMINATOR and drops him with a scoopslam while tagging in 504 BOY. The crowd pops as 504 BOY immediately jumps up to the top rope and does a 450 splash pinning DOMINATOR. 1..........2.......... and a kickout at the last split second! DOMINATOR now ever so slowly starts to get up as 504 BOY stands waiting for him diagonally across the ring. And then just as DOMINATOR finishes standing up 504 BOY goes running to tackle him but DOMINATOR somehow dodges it and ends up throwing 504 BOY shoulder first straight into the ringpost!!! With 504 BOY now smashed shoulder first into the ringpost DOMINATOR now takes a step or two back and waits for 504 BOY as he turns around slowly favoring his shoulder when suddenly.... BAM! 504 BOY is taken straight off his feet by suddenly being super kicked by DOMINATOR! TRENT GEIN gets in the ring and charges at DOMINATOR but DOMINATOR sses it and ducks out of the way of a big boot and catches him up by the throat. SLAM! TRENT GEIN is taken down by a chokeslam from DOMINATOR! DOMINATOR then kicks TRENT GEIN out of the ring as he then goes for the cover on 504 BOY, 1......2...... and a kickout! DOMINATOR can't believe it! He starts arguing with the ref that it should've been a 3-count as 504 BOY is slowly rolling over and starting to get up. DOMINATOR is just about done arguing with the ref as 504 BOY is now to his feet when 504 BOY grabs and turns around DOMINATOR followed by a hard right. DOMINATOR shakes it off and follows through with one of his own. 504 BOY then continues to throw punches back and forth with DOMINATOR until the two collapse down at the same time. The ref looks and starts up the 10-count. 1....2....3.....4......5.....6....... and 504 BOY has now rolled over and is on one knee and getting up as DOMINATOR is just starting to get to his knees. The ref then stops the 10-count as 504 BOY finishes standing up and grabs ahold of DOMINATOR irish whipping him across the ring bouncing off the ropes. On the way back 504 BOY scoops him up and levels him out with a hard spinebuster! Though in one last attempt while almost collapsing form exhaustion of it, 504 BOY dives and tags TRENT GEIN back in. With TRENT GEIN back in now he climbs atop the top rope and waits for DOMINATOR as he is slowly getting up when TRENT GEIN then takes to the air soaring high up as he comes down on DOMINATOR with a stiff clothesline! TRENT GEIN makes his way over to DOMINATOR and goes for the pin, 1.....2............and kickout! The crowd pops as they cannot believe this either! TRENT GEIN then gets up right away and is waiting for DOMINATOR when suddenly DOMINATOR low blows TRENT GEIN without the ref seeing! And with TRENT GEIN holding himself in pain DOMINATOR grabs ahold of him and starts in with what looks like a powerbomb when he hits the Eradic-8 Powerbomb! The ref seeing this as a pin slides in, 1....and a kickout! Cannot DOMINATOR keep TRENT GEIN down!? DOMINATOR rolls back and gets up and waits for TRENT GEIN now as TRENT GEIN is slowly getting up when he goes running... BAM! DOMINATOR takes TRENT GEIN off his feet with the Dominator Force! 504 BOY looks as if he's about to jump in as DOMINATOR makes the cover, 1......2..... and a kickout!!! DOMINATOR looks shocked as he is sitting there. He slowly gets up and again is waiting for TRENT GEIN to get up when suddenly 504 BOY appears to be trying to get in as when the ref goes running over to stop him. TRENT GEIN is slowly starting to get up again a second time as DOMINATOR once again comes running over and TRENT GEIN ducks causing DOMINATOR to go flying through the ropes to the outside. TRENT GEIN walks over and tags 504 BOY. 504 BOY then climbs atop the top rope and sees DOMINATOR laying there when he swanton's off the top rope to him laying on the ground! 504 BOY connects it and ends up damaging himself in the same process. 504 BOY slowly stasrts to stir first and crawls over to the ring and uses it to get up. He then rolls back into the ring as the ref sees to him as TRENT GEIN hops down. TRENT GEIN picks up DOMINATOR and nails the Plainsfield on him!!!!! He picks up the limp DOMINATOR and rolls him back into the ring as 504 BOY is finishing getting up. 504 BOY pushes the ref away and grabs up DOMINATOR picking him up and sets him up. 504 BOY signals to the crowd causing them to go off as he then with all his might Buya Bombs DOMINATOR by himself alone!!!! 504 BOY crashes over right after from exhaustion as the fans start cheering. Confused, 504 BOY turns around and meets a groggy DOMINATOR. DOMINATOR superkicks 504 BOY! TRENT looks shocked and runs at DOMINATOR! DOMINATOR catches TRENT and nails him with the DOMIN8! DOMINATOR GOES FOR THE PIN! 1Ö2Ö.3! DOMINATOR SINGLE HANDEDLY TAKES OUT TWO THIRDS OF DEVESTATION INC!
WINNER: DOMINATOR
DOMINATOR flees the ring and heads up the ramp as the two men gets to their feet! The fans start cheering, and DOMINATOR jeers the two men from the ramp! DEVESTATION INC appears distrundled, and the two men start shouting in the ring! What will happen NEXT!?
