XWF: TURNING POINT 2004 – February 29, 2004
MATCHES:


SPOOK
vs.
BLIZZARD
vs.
RAYO GUERRERO
Pin To Win



DOUBLE HEADER
AI KAKASHI & DIABOLIQUE
vs.
LADY REVENGE & TYGER LILLY
Winning team then faces EACH OTHER for the belt

AI KAKASHI or LADY REVENGE
vs.
DIABOLIQUE or TYGER LILLY
Standard Match



CONFUSION
vs.
STEVE HUNTER
Street Fight



RAZIEL
vs.
ACHROMA
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
vs.
ROB BLAZE
Double Cell Match



JANDROMYTE
vs.
SULLY BURDEN
vs.
GUKAS
Pin To Win



504 BOY & FRED L
vs.
ZUELSDORF & TYKE MISON
Standard Tag Match



CENTURION
vs.
SHAWN MATTERS
"Federation Pride" Match



STEVE JASON
vs.
CYREN
Standard Match




WANNABE
vs.
MR. MEANER
vs.
ENFORCER
Barbwire Ropes Elimination Match



JUSTICE
vs.
DA MINOTAUR
"JONATHYN Hangs In The Balance" Match



KORE
vs.
DEFAULT
vs.
RONIN BK
vs.
BIGG RIGG
Last Man Standing Match


MAIN EVENT

JON PAGE
vs.
TRENT GEIN
vs.
JEM
Pin To Win
Guest Referee: ANDREW GIBSON

As the show fades into view, the camera shows XWF Superstar BIGG RIGG arriving to the arena, He walks backstage with a cameraman following him. He navigates through the hallways and turns to a door that has his name written on it. BIGG RIGG opens the door but finds his dressing room completely trashed and the beaten body of Bill Shear on the ground. BIGG RIGG rushes over to his aide and sees a letter beside Shear. BIGG RIGG picks it up and reads it. He angrily throws it down and storms out of the room. The cameraman picks up the note and reads it.

Last man standing...

See you there old friend,

KORE

A new camera angle appears as KORE has arrived to the arena and enters his locker room only to find his room in similar disarray and in the middle lays his old friend Bobby Idol, a bloody mess. KORE picks up the note that is beside Idol and reads it as his face goes red.

Last man standing...

You will fall like the rest,

RBK

Another camera is now following RBK has he arrives and makes his way to his room. He opens the door and the body of Angela Kincaid falls into the hallway, she is knocked unconscious and has several scratches on her face. RONIN looks around furiously to see who could have done this but sees the note pinned to her shirt. RONIN opens it and reads.

Last man standing...

Nothing can save you this time,

BIGG RIGG

A final camera shows DEFAULT arriving to the arena and opening his locker room to find Dusk sitting in a chair watching TV. DEFAULT throws his bags on the ground.

DEFAULT: Everything set?

Dusk: Everything is set.

DEFAULT: Last man standing...Last one to survive.

DEFAULT lets out an eerie laugh as XWF TURNING POINT gets underway.


SPOOK
vs.
BLIZZARD
vs.
RAYO GUERRERO
Pin To Win

The bell sounds as all three men glance at each other for a quick second. The rookie RAYO GUERRERO starts things off as he runs toward SPOOK. SPOOK dodges the attack and pulls the top rope down, sending RAYO flying over and outside of the ring. BLIZZARD then follows-up, tossing SPOOK to the outside while he wasn't looking. SPOOK and RAYO both help each other up, as BLIZZARD leaps over the top rope and outside to the ring...landing a perfect cross body on both SPOOK and RAYO. BLIZZARD gets up and taunts the crowd, receiving a mixed reaction. He then searches under the ring. A few seconds go by as BLIZZARD pulls a STOP SIGN out! He walks over to both men and reaches up as if he's about to slam the sign down on them both. But just as he reaches up, his genitals are met with RAYO's right foot, as GUERRERO kicks BLIZZARD right where the sun don't shine. BLIZZARD makes a funny face and falls down to his knees whimpering. RAYO takes the stop sign and smiles sadistically. He then smacks the holy hell out of BLIZZARD with it a good four or five times. SPOOK slowly rises to his feet. RAYO turns around and looks at SPOOK. SPOOK pleads for mercy, as he suggests that he and RAYO team-up against BLIZZARD. So, SPOOK grabs a chair from under the ring. Sure enough, as soon as RAYO turns his back, SPOOK nails RAYO in the back with a chair! He begins skipping around and laughing at the fallen RAYO and BLIZZARD. SPOOK then walks over to BLIZZARD, who's still nursing his grapefruits, and picks him up. SPOOK drops the chair, as BLIZZARD thinks that he's showing forgiveness. But as soon as BLIZZARD gets to his feet, SPOOK pokes BLIZZARD in the eyes. BLIZZARD falls to his knees once again, holding both his genitals and his eyes...looking like a blithering idiot. RAYO performs a very nice kick-up from the ground to his feet, and then sidekicks SPOOK right in the chin. RAYO slides back into the ring and poses a bit. He then climbs to the top turnbuckle and poses some more. A blinded BLIZZARD gets back to his feet outside of the ring. RAYO leaps off of the turnbuckle and performs a picture-perfect hurricanrana from the top turnbuckle to outside on BLIZZARD. BLIZZARD's head SLAMS against the steel guardrail shortly after. RAYO doesn't stop there. He picks SPOOK up and slides him into the ring. He picks him back up again in the center of the ring as they begin sharing left and right hands. SPOOK takes the upper hand and sends RAYO into the turnbuckle. He charges at him, but RAYO ducks out of the way. SPOOK meets the turnbuckle face first and then falls straight to the mat. RAYO takes advantage and climbs to the opposite turnbuckle...taking more high risks. RAYO poses to the crowd a bit just after reaching the top turnbuckle. A bad mistake, which gives BLIZZARD time to get up and push him over to the outside...which is exactly what he did. BLIZZARD then takes RAYO's spot on the top rope and dives off, performing a 450 splash on SPOOK. The impact is hard! SPOOK begins coughing up some blood, as BLIZZARD holds his head in agony. RAYO slowly gets to his feet on the outside, and looks rather pissed off. He searches under the ring again...and pulls out...a LADDER! He tosses it inside of the ring and taunts SPOOK and BLIZZARD. He picks BLIZZARD up to his feet and tosses him outside yet again. He quickly follows, sliding outside. RAYO heads over to the Spanish announce table and begins picking it apart, shortly before laying a nearly motionless BLIZZARD onto it. RAYO then heads back into the ring. He checks on SPOOK, who is still showing signs of pain. RAYO sets the ladder up and begins climbing it. We're beginning to see that RAYO plans on diving off of a 20 foot ladder inside of the ring all the way down some 40 feet to the announcer's table. A confident RAYO climbs up to the top of the ladder. He finally makes it to the top rung, standing 40 feet high from BLIZZARD. Suddenly, SPOOK gets up and runs to the opposite side of the ring. He flings himself off of the ropes and dropkicks the bottom of the ladder. Slowly, the ladder falls over...with RAYO and all. Everyone's in amazement as RAYO falls 40 feet from the ladder and comes CRASHING DOWN into BLIZZARD!! Both men come crashing through the announcer's table. It appears that they're both unconscious...as neither of them are breathing or showing signs of any motion whatsoever. SPOOK smiles and then runs over to the outside announcer's table. He poses and then whips RAYO back into the ring! RAYO is out! Up to the top rope again for SPOOK! 450 SPLASH! 1... 2... THREE! SPOOK has finally officially won the CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE he’s been carrying around for two weeks!

CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP:


RAZIEL sat on the wall outside the arena. Wrapping the black tape around his wrist he took a deep breath. He closed is eyes as he heard footsteps behind him. The familiar voice of his girl friend FAITH MARSTERS came from behind him.

FAITH: Hey baby. What you doing out here?

RAZIEL smiled to himself as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and leaned her head on his back. Finishing taping his hands he looked up at the night sky.

RAZIEL: Just getting some air before my match. I don't think I will be getting much of it trapped in that double cell.

FAITH: I am scared RAZ. I don't want you to get hurt. I might lose you.

RAZIEL: You won't lose me babe. The only thing that is going to be lost is the three men in the ring with me. XWF will lose them...but you won't lose me.

He turns his head and kisses her.

FAITH: Don't you have a match?

Her eyes widen as she lets go of him.

FAITH: Oh yeah...I do! I gotta go babe. Love you!

RAZIEL laughs but then looks back at the sky a serious look on his face.

RAZIEL: Lights Out..

The light on the outside of the arena shuts off as the next match is about to start.



AI KAKASHI & DIABOLIQUE
vs.
LADY REVENGE & TYGER LILLY
Standard Tag Match

In the ring, TYGER LILLY starts off against KAKASHI. The two women lock up in the middle of the ring, with LILLY getting the advantage, with a side headlock. KAKASHI backs LILLY up against the ropes and shoves her off. LILLY runs KAKASHI over with a shoulder block! She picks up Ai, hits a snap mare, and drop kicks her in the back of the head! LILLY, quickly up and off the ropes, hits a baseball slide dropkick, right to Ai's face! Cover! 1... 2... kick out! LILLY takes KAKASHI over to the corner and tags in LADY REVENGE. LILLY puts KAKASHI in a front face lock. LADY REVENGE gets on the second rope and hits a double axe handle to the back! LADY REVENGE picks up KAKASHI and whips her off the ropes. KAKASHI ducks under the attempted clothesline. Off the other side, KAKASHI hits a flying head scissor! KAKASHI rolls to her corner and tags in DIABOLIQUE! Off the tag, DIABOLIQUE comes in, like a ball of fire! She knocks down LADY REVENGE. LILLY in! She's taken down by DIABOLIQUE! DIABOLIQUE backs LADY REVENGE up against the ropes and whips her off. Back body drop! DIABOLIQUE picks up LILLY and hits a back breaker! KAKASHI is back into the ring. They have LADY REVENGE and they whip her off the ropes. Double clothesline! LILLY is back up and punches DIABOLIQUE. She then punches KAKASHI. LADY REVENGE is back up. They double team KAKASHI. They whip her off the ropes, but she ducks the double clothesline attempt. DIABOLIQUE is back up, and she hits a double bulldog! DIABOLIQUE is in control!





But wait!









































ANDREW GIBSON is coming down the ramp!!! He hits DIABOLIQUE! He nails KAKASHI!





They're calling for the end of the match!



The match is over! LILLY and LADY REVENGE are disqualified! ANDREW GIBSON just cost them the win!! But WHY?

WINNERS:


JONATHYN is pacing in the back, nervous about his upcoming involvement in the JUSTICE vs. DA MINOTAUR match.. He realizes that if DA MINOTAUR wins, his own life is in serious jeopardy... He can only pray that JUSTICE will prevail..


CONFUSION
vs.
STEVE HUNTER
Street Fight

A large question mark appears on the X-Tron, then we can hear a voice saying, "Prepare to GET CONFUSED!!!" The crowd burst into cheers as CONFUSION makes his way out and jumps the top rope into the ring, posing down for the crowd before screaming out his trademark "GET CONFUSED!!!" catchphrase. STEVE HUNTER wastes no time coming out to the ring, his eyes set dead on the man he wants to fight and defeat tonight, then charges into the ring and goes straight to work on CONFUSION, leaping at him and sending him flying with a lariat! CONFUSION manages to get up quickly, then the two giants get to work on each other, reverting to a shoot-fight style as opposed to a wrestling style... after all, it's a Street Fight! CONFUSION circles HUNTER, getting in a couple of lucky jabs, then goes for an uppercut! HUNTER counters it, however, and slams his fist straight down on CONFUSION's head. Then HUNTER abandons the shoot-fight style and lifts CONFUSION up and hits him with a nice STO! CONFUSION goes down as HUNTER goes to the outside, gathering two chairs! He throws them into the ring, then pulls out even more weapons! He throws a garbage can lid into the ring, then a computer keyboard and finally retrieves a Los Angeles phone directory! He seizes this and runs into the ring where CONFUSION is getting up, but stops short as CONFUSION yanks the phone directory out of HUNTER's hands and brings it down towards him! Several million phone numbers and an eight-inch-thick book comes flying down on STEVE HUNTER's head, rocking him backwards and nearly knocking him down! CONFUSION holds the book up ready to attack HUNTER with it again, charging at him, but HUNTER steps back and pulls down the top rope! CONFUSION overshoots the top rope and flips straight down to the ground below! CONFUSION is on his feet, but HUNTER corrects that by going through the ropes with a suicide dive, the 300-pounder crashing down on CONFUSION and spilling BOTH men to the outside! HUNTER manages to get to his feet after several seconds, only having the wind knocked out of him, then drags CONFUSION by the head up the aisle! The two men have made it to the top of the stage, where CONFUSION is trying to recover by throwing a punch at HUNTER! HUNTER doesn't let that phase him, however, and gets ready to sling CONFUSION through a glass section of the TURNING POINT set! At the last second, CONFUSION grabs HUNTER, and the two men both fly through the glass! They're both busted up good, bleeding from the head, lying in the glass wreckage! HUNTER gets up first and heads to the very left of the stage, where he retrieves a shopping cart! He wheels it over towards CONFUSION, only to find CONFUSION is waiting for him with a stop sign! CONFUSION slams the stop sign over HUNTER's head, then HUNTER staggers back to retreat towards the ring and gain some ground to recover. HUNTER waits for CONFUSION just outside the ring, and he gets CONFUSION... but CONFUSION is INSIDE the shopping cart, which is rolling down the ramp at about twenty miles an hour and is headed straight for HUNTER! HUNTER tries to move, but he's got nowhere to go! WHAM! The cart slams into HUNTER and overturns, spilling CONFUSION to the outside! HUNTER's down, but so is CONFUSION! Several seconds pass, then CONFUSION weakly gets up and grabs HUNTER by the hair, slinging him into the ring and climbing in himself. CONFUSION lifts HUNTER and sets him up for the CONFUSER POWERBOMB! HUNTER manages to break out before CONFUSION can get into position, then boots CONFUSION in the head! CONFUSION falls to the ground from the impact, leaving HUNTER to run to the outside again! He retrieves a table, then brings it into the ring and sets it up! Then he goes out again and retrieves... A LITEON 19 INCH COMPUTER MONITOR! HUNTER has trouble getting it through the ropes, but he gets the monitor inside the ring and then goes about setting up two chairs on top of the table! WAIT! CONFUSION is up, has just grabbed the 19 inch monitor and is waiting for HUNTER to turn around from setting up his table of torture! The crowd let out an awed hush as CONFUSION turns and breaks the entire screen of the monitor over HUNTER's head! STEVE HUNTER now literally has a monitor stuck on over his head like a helmet! He stands there for about a second, then falls flat onto the ground! CONFUSION pulls the monitor off and HUNTER is virtually out! His head is cut even more than before and he's probably got a serious head injury! There's even little bits of circuitry stuck in his hair! HUNTER's down, and CONFUSION's about ready to capitalize, lifting HUNTER in position for the CONFUSER!!! It's all over! WAIT! HUNTER, who has somehow come to his senses punches CONFUSION in the head, causing him to lose his grip and HUNTER flips down from the CONFUSER position, landing on one foot. He uses the other to boot CONFUSION in the gut and then hits a CONFUSER of his own on CONFUSION straight through the table AND the chairs set up on top of it! CONFUSION lies in the ruins of the table, and he's totally out cold! His eyes are glazed over! HUNTER wastes no time going for the pin! 1... 2... THREE! HUNTER does it! HUNTER manages to get the pin on CONFUSION and the biggest win of his career yet! HUNTER jumps to his feet as the referee raises his arm in victory, then he goes to the turnbuckle and celebrates his victory before climbing out of the ring and making his way triumphantly up the ramp! After his first victory and now this devastating victory over CONFUSION live on his first Pay Per View, what... or WHO... is going to be next for this promising young rookie?

WINNER:



RAZIEL
vs.
ACHROMA
vs.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
vs.
ROB BLAZE
Double Cell Match

RAZIEL is the first to make a move, against the dazed ACHROMA. A punch to his eyes, sparks a white memory inside ACHROMA, and the man starts flopping around the ring as if in a seizure. All the other men watch this happen in an odd fascination, as RAZIEL stares at his own fist, wondering if it is cursed. Suddenly ACHROMA kickflips back up to his feet and hits a flying clothesline on RAZIEL. They both slide across the canvas under the ropes, and slam into the bottom of the cage. ACHROMA knocks himself out cold on the steel, blood smeared on a gray surface. DYNAMITE and BLAZE are just shell-shocked but finally BLAZE hits a flying dropkick on DYNAMITE, who gets knocked against the ropes. BLAZE Runs against DYNAMITE, who flips him over head. BLAZE flies into the steel cage, and just drops to the steel past the ring canvas area. In the meantime, RAZIEL has flung ACHROMA over his shoulder, and began climbing odd steps through the first cage, into the second cage. The second cage is a lot smaller, only about 6 feet high, but RAZIEL manages to stuff ACHROMA into the top, laying him on top of both the cages. RAZIEL climbs up with him, as DYNAMITE at the bottom, hits a powerslam on BLAZE, shaking the ring with the impact.....then........BOOM! Crashing through two loose pieces of steel covering, RAZIEL powerbombs ACHROMA through the top cage, through the bottom cage, and into the center of the ring. ACHROMA is out cold, and RAZIEL just bounces up into the air, and gets knocked into the corner of the ring, where he slouches on the bottom rung. BLAZE however, is in a hammerlock from DYNAMITE.....but he quickly rolls forward and grabs DYNAMITE's ANKLE, and standing up...putting DYNAMITE in a vicious ankle lock! The ref asks if DYNAMITE wants to tap, but the man is screaming his refusal. BLAZE has the hold locked on tight, but the submission is interrupted as RAZIEL hit's a boot to the back of BLAZE's head. BLAZE falls forward, as DYNAMITE brings his ankle to his chest, cradling it. RAZIEL crawls back to his feet, as BLAZE stumbles backwards into a German suplex, and then another.. and another......and another! A strong series of German suplexes from RAZIEL onto BLAZE, have BLAZE reeling. DYNAMITE is now back on his feet, and he pounds RAZIEL in the back, near the shoulder. RAZIEL bends forward, and DYNAMITE sees his advantage...he hits a gutwrench slam! BOOM! ACHROMA is still in the center of the ring, not moving a muscle....as BLAZE is rolling forward...inching close to the prone ACHROMA. All the while DYNAMITE has set RAZIEL up on the top right turnbuckle, set up for an Outsiders Edge. He doesn't see the pair of bodies in the center of the ring...BOOOOOOOOOM! A crash of bodies is heard as DYNAMITE launches RAZIEL on top of both ACHROMA and BLAZE! Everyone but DYNAMITE, is on the ground, and DYNAMITE takes this time to taunt the crowd, to rile them up...but ACHROMA somehow is getting back up on his own feet, stumbling a bit...as blood drips down his body, many wounds ripped open from the crashing through metal and steel. BLAZE hits his opportunity and nails ACHROMA with a reverse DDT! DYNAMITE kicked BLAZE in the back of the head and hefted him up...setting him up for a powerbomb....but RAZIEL, while this has been going on....has climbed the top turnbuckle....he launches himself off hitting a flipping neckbreaker on the lifted BLAZE! BLAZE DROPS Like a sack of potatoes, as does DYNAMITE. DYNAMITE slips up and then gets hit with an ACE CRUSHER FROM RAZIEL! RAZIEL HAS IT..... EVERYONE IS DOWN BUT RAZIEL! BUT.....




BUT WHAT IS THIS?



IS THAT...?




















IT'S..
































TRENT GEIN appears out of the crowd with his chainsaw in hand..... the scream of the steel can be heard as we watch him chain a hole through the cage and step right in..... and give chase to a frightened RAZIEL! RAZIEL Simply breaks out into a flat sprint through the hole and under TRENT GEIN's arm......TRENT GEIN gives chase, as the three men left in the cage are seemingly out cold... but ACHROMA gets to his feet! ACHROMA climbs up to the top of the cage and grabs the belt! He jumps down to the top of the lower cage and climbs down! ACHROMA is on the ground and about to head up the ramp!! But DYNAMITE is up! DYNAMITE dives through the hole and spears nails ACHROMA in the back of the head! ACHORMA loses the belt and hits the floor! DYNAMITE snatches the belt and limps up the ramp! ACHROMA tries to grab him, but he can’t! DYNAMITE WINS IT! ACHROMA can’t believe it!!

NEW HART CHAMP:




AI KAKASHI
vs.
DIABOLIQUE
Standard Match

Two fiery young debutantes of the XWF are in the ring, warmed up and raring for battle. They hook up into a collar elbow tie up. They struggle a bit, but with KAKASHI being the strongest, she shoves DIABOLIQUE into the mat! DIABOLIQUE looks up at the more stronger champion before hooking up again with a tie up. This time around, KAKASHI pushes DIABOLIQUE into a corner. The referee tells KAKASHI to break away. KAKASHI steps back cautiously and then suddenly chops away at DIABOLIQUE's chest with one knife edge chop *SLAP*...a second time *SLAP*...a third time *SLAP*...and fourth time *SLAP!* Each chop resonates throughout the arena, prompting the crowd to let out the ole' "WHOO!" KAKASHI Irish whips DIABOLIQUE across the ring to the opposite corner and follows in hot pursuit! KAKASHI RAMS into DIABOLIQUE with a wicked clothesline and then follows by a devastating bulldog out of the corner! KAKASHI covers DIABOLIQUE for the pin... 1.. Quick Kick out! DIABOLIQUE gets up and tackles KAKSHI to the ground. They roll around a bit, slamming each other’s head into the mat, before the ref breaks them apart...but as soon as his body weight is out of the way, the two women are once more engaged in what can only be aptly described as a flurrying of claws. DIABOLIQUE is now on her feet, and jumps out of the way of a clothesline from KAKASHI, only to be clubbed in the back of the head by KAKASHI's wise boot. KAKASHI goes for the cover...1...... 2...... SHOULDER UP! KAKASHI is enraged at the referee, knowing she had the win! KAKASHI gives the referee a frustrated look, but she continues on by dragging DIABOLIQUE up. DIABOLIQUE escapes KAKASHI's grasp with a quick deep arm drag and the another arm drag!! DIABOLIQUE goes on the attack as she quickly gather both of KAKASHI's leg and sling shots her into the near by corner. KAKASHI is NAILED face first into the top turnbuckle! She comes walking out of the corner with a daze and DIABOLIQUE takes out the champion with a clothesline! DIABOLIQUE grabs the hair of the champion to pick her up. DIABOLIQUE whips KAKASHI to the ropes, but KAKASHI reverses the whip to send DIABOLIQUE to the ropes instead. DIABOLIQUE bounces off and into KAKASHI's arms, but DIABOLIQUE gets out with a head scissors take down!! DIABOLIQUE is the first to get back up on her feet before KAKASHI. DIABOLIQUE runs at KAKASHI and jumps in the air for a HURRICANRANNA PIN FALL! 1.. 2.. KICK OUT from KAKASHI! KAKASHI heads upstairs! She's climbing the ropes! As KAKASHI gets herself planted on the top rope, DIABOLIQUE comes around and starts pulling herself up. Looking up above, KAKASHI stands straight up, but only to be knocked down to straddle the top rope thanks to DIABOLIQUE's desperate attempt by knocking herself into the ropes. Both ladies are tired and sweating. They are giving everything they got. DIABOLIQUE climbs up the ropes to hook KAKASHI's arm, but KAKASHI is fighting back with fists to gut! KAKASHI grabs hold of DIABOLIQUE's hair and they both go flying high in the air and off the ropes as KAKASHI hits a DDT on DIABOLIQUE!!!! KAKASHI hooks the leg for the cover and the referee makes the count... 1... 2... TH. KICK OUT! DIABOLIQUE just gets out, and KAKASHI looks at the ref again! She’s tired of the slow counts! She grabs the ref by the shoulders but DIABOLIQUE behind her rolls her up. 1...... 2..... KICK OUT! KAKASHI gets up and immediately hammers DIABOLIQUE to the ground with a thunderous butt bump. KAKASHI then motions to the huge crowd in front of her as she climbs on to the top rope. She stands atop of it, overlooking the thousands and smiling as she flies through the air with the grace of a cat, nailing a 450 splash on DIABOLIQUE's ribs. BOOM! KAKASHI rolls back clutching at her stomach, moaning in pain. DIABOLIQUE takes to the offensive... and begins stomping on KAKASHI. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! One kick after another, and KAKASHI is leveled as DIABOLIQUE pulls her to her feet, and then BANG BANG! DIABOLIQUE hits a quick snap DDT! 1........ 2........ THREE! DIABOLIQUE HAS DONE IT! NEW WOMEN’S CHAMP!! KAKASHI gets to her feet.. and CONGRATULATES her on a fair win.. Perhaps she’s afraid something will “happen” if she upsets DIABOLIQUE at this point..

NEW WOMEN’S CHAMP:



JANDROMYTE
vs.
SULLY BURDEN
vs.
GUKAS
Pin To Win

SULLY is announced first as he makes his way into the ring and awaits his contenders, testing the ropes and waiting. Then GUKAS comes out and stands on the outside of the ring, staring up at the intense SULLY, who looks even more ready to go! Then JANDROMYTE comes out last with the Canadian title around his waist. As he reaches the outside of the ring he removes the belt and, in typical Clown style, his pants almost fall down! JANDROMYTE and GUKAS find this hilariously funny as JANDROMYTE grabs an extension cord and ties it around his waist like a belt, but SULLY doesn't look very amused as he signals for JANDROMYTE and GUKAS to bring it! They waste no time running into the ring, then the bell rings and the match gets underway!

JANDROMYTE goes on one side, GUKAS on the other and then both bounce off against the ropes and go off against SULLY! It looks like the advantage of numbers is going to be against SULLY right from the start as he quickly gets nailed by a twin 'line from the two Clowns! SULLY goes right down and the CLOWNS waste no time getting to work on him, setting up for a double-team, but SULLY doesn't take that well, jumping right back up and slugging both Clowns in the face! JANDROMYTE falls on the mat while GUKAS staggers back, then stumbles forward straight into a Northern Lights Suplex from Sully! The referee counts... 1... KICKOUT! It's gonna take more than that to keep GUKAS down! JANDROMYTE is up now and comes at SULLY, but SULLY quickly catches him with a dragon screw! SULLY keeps his attention on JANDROMYTE, backing into a corner and preparing to spear him as he gets to his feet! SULLY charges, but unknown to him, GUKAS has got to his feet and he now has a bucket! He throws whatever's inside at SULLY in a puff of white smoke! When it comes to, not only has SULLY come to a stop before hitting JANDROMYTE, but SULLY's now covered in flour! GUKAS just antiqued SULLY, Jackass-style! SULLY can't see his own nose, let alone the Clowns! GUKAS lifts SULLY onto his shoulders, then JANDROMYTE climbs to the top rope and dives off, nailing SULLY with a Doomsday Device! SULLY falls flat on the ground, then JANDROMYTE goes for the pin! 1... 2... KICKOUT! SULLY kicks out and somehow fights his way to his feet as the Clowns close in! SULLY doesn't let that stop him and flies at JANDROMYTE, hitting a 3/4 Neckbreaker! JANDROMYTE goes down, but SULLY quickly falls victim to GUKAS, who jumps off the top with a diving lariat while screaming 'BANZAAAAAAAAAI!' SULLY is down AGAIN! GUKAS goes for the pin! 1... 2... KICKOUT! SULLY still won't stay down, and it doesn't look like he's going to stay down while he's conscious! JANDROMYTE and GUKAS quickly question each other about what they're going to do, which gives SULLY just enough time to slide to the turnbuckle, climb up and take both men out with a spinning wheel kick! He hit them HARD, and it doesn't even look like they can get up! SULLY runs towards GUKAS to attempt the pin, but suddenly JANDROMYTE pulls something out of his pocket and throws it at SULLY! It detonates against his back and causes him to stiffen up, scratching his back! ITCHING POWDER! The Clowns are certainly pulling out all the stops! SULLY can't even control his movements, obviously in a huge amount of discomfort, which gives GUKAS time to get to his feet! He darts to SULLY, then locks him in a hold from behind! SULLY can't move, and that gives JANDROMYTE time to dart in! Wait a minute! JANDROMYTE's using some kind of submission move in a Pin-To-Win? Wait... he's not, but he's TICKLING SULLY! And there's nothing SULLY can do about it! He's unable to even move as he can't help but laugh! He's even tapping out, but that can't do him much good in a pin-only match! The Clowns keep up the tickling submission move, then SULLY begins to turn blue in the face! He's not even able to breathe any more! He's doing everything he can to move, but the oxygen is quickly leaving his body and he can't get any more in! SULLY's eyes drift shut and his arms droop, then his head sags down! He's passed out! The Clowns let go, not quite content to kill SULLY, but they certainly capitalize as both men scatter for the pin, not even trying to take the other man out! JANDROMYTE has the pin on SULLY's upper body... but GUKAS is pinning SULLY's lower body as well as the referee makes the count! 1... 2... THREE!

JANDROMYTE and GUKAS jump up and raise each other's hands and jump up and down in celebration! So it wasn't an accidental double-pin at all! It was deliberate! Both Clowns smile as the referee looks at both men, unsure of who to hand the belt to! Both GUKAS and JANDROMYTE take the belt and raise it above their heads, then, after the referee leaves the ring, they go under the ring apron and pull out a HACKSAW!

They set the Canadian title belt on an unused table ringside!

What are they doing? They drop the saw straight through the middle of the belt and start sawing it in two!!

THE CLOWNS HAVE CUT THE CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP CLEAN IN HALF!

The crowd doesn't know what to think... then GUKAS takes one half of the belt, JANDROMYTE takes the other. Then they put the halves over their shoulders! The surprised crowd begins to break into laughter at the antics of the clowns as they make their way up the ramp with the now-divided halves of the belts! We have not one, but TWO Canadian Champions now! Can that BE?

CO-CANADIAN CHAMPS?



504 BOY & FRED L
vs.
ZUELSDORF & TYKE MISON
Standard Tag Match

The CLOWNS are announced first, ZUELSDORF and TYKE MISON stepping out near the entrance way as confetti and colored balloons come up from both sides of the entrance ramp! They enter the ring and stand at the ready, TYKE and ZUELSDORF performing some kind of hand-clapping routine like something out of elementary school! Obviously a different way of psyching each other up, perhaps? FRED L and 504 BOY waste no time getting down to the ring, both men charging into the ring, dropping their belts as they go. 504 and TYKE are first up, with FRED L and ZUELSDORF on the apron. 504 starts things up with a lockup on TYKE, followed by a quick Fireman's Toss onto the ground! 504 then capitalizes early by applying a Boston Crab on TYKE, applying pressure! TYKE writhes in agony, but doesn't tap and instead not only breaks free but doubles around to the back of 504 BOY and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! 504 BOY is down early, and TYKE goes to the top rope and delivers a guillotine leg drop on 504 BOY! However, 504 gets out of the way, and TYKE crashes down backside-first to the mat! That looked like it had to hurt! TYKE is actually jumping up and hopping around, then, in anger, boots 504 BOY in the same area with little effect! 504 turns around and goes for a dropkick, catching TYKE in the chest and sending him to the ground! 504 BOY goes for the pin... 1... KICKOUT! TYKE is up! 504 BOY punches TYKE a couple of times, then tags FRED L in. FRED L goes straight for the downed TYKE, ready to attack, but after only a second FRED is covering his face! There's something in his eye! It looks like ink! TYKE has a water pistol in hand, and it looks to be full to the brim with ink! TYKE continues to shoot at FRED, hitting his other eye! FRED can't see, 504 BOY is livid, and TYKE has just enough time to scamper over to his corner to tag in ZUELSDORF! ZUELSDORF is in! He runs straight towards FRED L, who manages to get his eyes clear just in time to see ZUELSDORF throwing himself at FRED in a kind of football tackle! FRED falls to the ground while ZUELSDORF pulls out a miniature football from one of his pockets and throws it down on the ground! This gives FRED L enough time to grab the back of ZUELSDORF's tights and drag him into a small package! 1... 2... KICKOUT! ZUELSDORF kicked out, but his antics almost cost him the match! It doesn't stop TYKE from laughing on the apron, however. FRED follows up by wrenching ZUELSDORF up and setting him up for a piledriver! ZUELSDORF goes limp, but his ankle lies just in reach of TYKE, who slaps it and jumps in! FRED L argues with the referee, who tells FRED it is a legitimate tag, then FRED falls victim to a series of quick jabs from TYKE, followed up with... is that a slingshot and a marble? TYKE pulls out the slingshot, then shoots FRED L straight in the groin! FRED is rolling in agony as TYKE goes to the top and goes for a 450 Splash to get the pin! 1... 2... THREE... WAIT! 504 BOY has just hung himself from the turnbuckle so he can reach FRED L's hand and tag himself in! The referee counted, but 504 wasn't the legal man! The referee lets the match continue and reverses the pin decision, then 504 swings back up onto the turnbuckle and nails TYKE with a moonsault! 504 and TYKE fall to the ground, but 504 BOY is almost within reach of FRED L! 504 BOY lunges for FRED L's hand, but suddenly something snags his legs! It's a lasso! ZUELSDORF has somehow managed to retrieve a lasso and a cowboy hat, which he is now wearing, and has pulled 504 BOY back into the ring! ZUELSDORF throws the hat away and pulls the lasso back to free 504 BOY, but that isn't a good thing, because TYKE is up and he's... wait a second... OH GOD! He just took a bite out of 504's three fingers! He hasn't bitten them off, but it still looks like it hurt! 504 is jumping around, holding his hand in agony, which gives TYKE enough time to shoot another two jabs at 504 BOY before going to the turnbuckle and hitting a diving neckbreaker on 504 BOY! 504 BOY is DOWN, and TYKE goes for the pin! 1... 2... FRED L comes running in to break the pin, but ZUELSDORF is at the ready with a can of silly string! He takes lightning-quick aim, then sprays silly string all around FRED's ankles with dead-on precision as he runs! FRED L trips on the silly string and falls flat on his face just before the referee's hand slaps down! THREE! 504 BOY and FRED L have finally lost the Tag titles, and the CLOWNS are back at the top of the tag team division! TYKE jumps on ZUELSDORF's shoulders as the two are handed their new belts and show them to the crowd! 504 BOY is still holding his hand in pain and FRED L is still struggling with his silly stringed-together legs!! That must have been some very high powered string!! The CLOWNS are victorious again tonight!

NEW TAG CHAMPS:


CENTURION
vs.
SHAWN MATTERS
"Federation Pride" Match

The cell is being lowered over the topless steel cage. CENTURION and MATTERS are standing in the ring. They stand face to face and nose to nose. CENTURION says a few derogatory things to MATTERS and he gets slapped in the face. CENTURION holds his jaw and then slaps MATTERS in the face. They lock up in a collar elbow tie up. MATTERS gets a side headlock on CENTURION who pushes him into the ropes. MATTERS knocks down Cent with a shoulder knockdown. Cent gets up and drops to his stomach as MATTERS hops over him. MATTERS bounces off the ropes and Cent with a leapfrog. When MATTERS comes back, Cent gets a spinning heel kick to MATTERS' jaw. Cent immediately pounces on MATTERS and just wails away on MATTERS' face. The refs are on the outside of the cell. They are only there to watch to see which competitor reaches their respective flags first. Cent picks up MATTERS but receives a thumb to the eye. MATTERS hits a quick and vicious ddt. He then locks on a camel clutch. Cent reverses it into a snapmare. He then bounces off the ropes and nails a dropkick right in his jaw. MATTERS is already bleeding as he bit his lip. Cent drops about four elbows onto MATTERS' neck and skull. He attempts to put on a neck vice but MATTERS rolls it into an inside cradle. But it does no good since there are no pinfalls and no submissions involved. They both stand up and Cent on the attack with a swift kick to the gut. He then bounces off the ropes and tries for a swinging neckbreaker but MATTERS reverses into a spinebuster. CENTURION's head bounces off of the mat. MATTERS heads for the cage wall. He begins to climb. CENTURION starts to stir. The adrenaline pumping in both men makes them almost oblivious to pain. CENTURION starts to climb after him. MATTERS reaches the top first but Cent grabs his left ankle. MATTERS tries to kick him off but Cent grabs his other ankle. He then climbs up until MATTERS is sitting on Cent's shoulders. He then drops back off the cage wall into a reverse electric chair drop. Both men are down but have started to crawl towards the ropes. They are now on their feet. Cent charges at MATTERS but is back dropped into the cage wall. MATTERS begins to stomp the hell out of Cent's head. He picks him up and Irish whips him into the ropes. MATTERS performs a standing dropkick knocking CENTURION to the ground. MATTERS showboats a little and the crowd boos viciously. XWF fans here tonight don't much care for this LSCW superstar. He takes a little too much time to showboat. Cent comes behind MATTERS and nails a German Suplex. Cent has had enough of this and he climbs the cage. He makes it to the other side as MATTERS is climbing as well. CENTURION looks around the ring at the wooden tables. He then sees the glass tables on at the north side of the ring. MATTERS has climbed over. He sees the glass tables as well and makes his way over there. Cent stops him with a kick to the gut. He then attempts a side effect but MATTERS rams Cent into the ring post. He then nails a vertical suplex on the outside of the ring. He sets Cent on the glass table. He then climbs the side of the cage and leaps off looking for a body splash but Cent moves out of the way. MATTERS goes through the glass tables sending the shards everywhere. MATTERS is bleeding profusely. CENTURION is done with this guy. He begins to climb to the hatch to escape from the cell. But MATTERS with a desperation sleeper drop. Both men are down and out. CENTURION is the first one to get up but MATTERS nails him with a low blow. CENTURION is down again. MATTERS gathers the strength and grabs a wooden table. He sets it up against the steel steps. He picks up Cent and Irish whips him through the table hitting the small of his back on the edge of the steel steps.


MATTERS goes for the hatch to exit.


But what is this?




It's Walter Crowe!! He catches MATTERS by surprise with a Crowe Flight!!


But someone else is coming down the ramp!!








Who is that?




























DEMETRI is BACK!



DEMETRI comes down the ramp still heavily bandaged from the attack by TRENT GEIN a few weeks back! This was originally supposed to be HIS match against CENTURION!


He spins Walter around and nails the Demon Drop! CENTURION has now exited the cell and is outside as well. DEMETRI is about to go after CENTURION, but he turns around and receives a superkick from CROWE! MATTERS takes CENTURION and slams him up against the cell. CENTURION stumbles back and falls to the ground. MATTERS begins to climb the side of the cell, but he then grabs his head. Be begins to punch his own head, and then jumps down from the cell. He takes CENTURION's broken body, picks him up, and SLAMS him into the cell. As he does, the wall of the cell gets knocked off its hinges and the two men fall onto the mat outside. Both MATTERS and CENTURION lie outside in a broken, bloody mess. MATTERS begins to crawl back inside the cell, as CENTURION crawls to the barricade and falls into the crowd. MATTERS pulls himself up and slowly begins to climb the inside of the cell. We see CENTURION in the crowd, searching for something. Fe finally finds what he's looking for, and straps it around his waste, and climbs back over the barricade. MATTERS has almost reached the hatch, as CENTURION begins to climb the outside of the cell. MATTERS opens the hatch and crawls through, as CENTURION continues to climb slowly. MATTERS stumbles over and begins to climb the ladder. CENTURION may not make it! MATTERS slowly climbs the ladder as CENTURION finally reaches the top of the cell, as MATTERS reaches to top of the ladder. He's reaching for the LSCW Flag! Suddenly, we see what CENTURION has strapped to his waist...It's a blow torch! CENTURION unstraps it, turns it on, and begins to ignite the ladder! We see the metal of the ladder turn red, as it shoots to the top and reaches MATTERS. MATTERS yells out in pain, as he lets go of the ladder and DROPS HARD onto the top of the cell. CENTURION restraps the blow torch. He climbs the ladder and reaches the top. He starts to grabs for the XWF flag, but suddenly stops. He looks around, and back down at MATTERS, who is out, and takes out his blow torch. He turns it on, reaches up...AND IGNITED THE LSCW FLAG! The fans are going nuts! CENTURION turns off the blow torch, tosses it away, reaches up and grabs the XWF Flag. CENTURION WINS!! DEMETRI helps MATTERS and looks up at CENTURION with rage in his eyes..

WINNER:

We cut to a camera shot of a locker room door with the nameplate 'STEVE JASON' written on it. Bare seconds after the cut, the door bursts open and STEVE JASON steps out in his ringwear, looking pumped up and ready to go, intensity written all over his face. He carries a bottle of some kind of sports drink, taking brief sips from it as he marches purposefully through the backstage area. However, he seems to be going to opposite way from the ring. Suddenly, MUNGBEAN rounds the bend and runs after STEVE JASON.

MUNGBEAN: STINGY MAN! STOP! MUNG MUST SPEAK WITH STINGY!

STEVE rolls his eyes and comes to a stop, turning to face MUNGBEAN.

STEVE JASON: This better be good, zippy.

MUNGBEAN: MY NAME IS MUNGBEAN! AND IT GOOD! BOSS JONATHYN SEND MUNG TO FIND STINGY! STINGY FIGHT SCARY DARK MAN NOW! RING IN OTHER DIRECTION, SILLY!

STEVE JASON: Silly? Coming from YOU?

MUNGBEAN: MUNG NOT UNDERSTAND?

STEVE JASON: Forget it. I hear you, Peapod.

MUNGBEAN: MUNGBEAN!

STEVE JASON: OK, OK, MUNGBEAN. I'll be there in a second. I have to talk to someone first.

STEVE starts to make his way towards the corner of the corridor, then blinks as he notices MUNGBEAN pulling on his arm.

STEVE JASON: What the HELL do you think you're doing?

MUNGBEAN: STINGY WILL BE LATE! STINGY MUST GO TO RING!

STEVE JASON: In a frickin’ minute, MUNGBEAN. Here, take this.

STEVE throws the sports drink to MUNGBEAN, who catches it and studies the odd shape of the bottle with interest, turning it upside down and looking at it from all angles. Then STEVE walks away, leaving MUNGBEAN to stare at the item. He turns the corner, then comes face to face with JEM.

STEVE JASON: JEM. Man, I'm glad I finally caught up with you.

JEM: Hey man, what's up?

STEVE JASON: Not much... I'm up next against CYREN, and I'm about to go out there and show him precisely why I replaced him as the big icon of the XWF way back when. But before I do that, I've been meaning to catch up with you, man. I just wanted to catch up and wish you the best of luck tonight personally. As a Universal Champion myself, I know precisely what's required to be the champion, and I think you've got it. You've waited months for this, and you've had to give up the shots before, but now you finally get it, and you get the ultimate revenge. You get to take the belt off PAGE and then boot him right up the a-hole out of the XWF permanently. Kinda fitting, isn't it? He tried to end your career, so not only do you get to take his title away, but you get to throw him out of the XWF with nothing. You get to send him packing back to Dynasty Wrestling with NOTHING. It's the final decisive victory the XWF will have over them once and for all. But more importantly, it's time you finished what I started on your behalf. I took PAGE down on your behalf at LORD OF THE RING, and we took him out together in the cage back at MASSACRE, and now it's your time to get your own measure of revenge on PAGE for running you down. It's your time, it's your revenge opportunity and it's your big title grab. I think it goes without saying that I believe you're going to win the Universal Championship tonight. All you gotta do now is make it happen.

JEM: Well, make no mistake about it, it IS going to happen.

STEVE JASON: Great. I might not catch you after my match, so I might as well offer you the best of luck now once again. Go get that Universal title. Show PAGE precisely how much he sucks. And last but not least, raise some hell!

JEM: Oh, there's gonna be hell raised. I can guarantee that.

STEVE JASON: Beautiful. I'd better head down to the ring then. Good luck, JEM... and if fate plays the way I plan it to, I'll see you at DEVASTATION.

STEVE nods slightly, then turns around, making his way up the corridor, leaving JEM to get ready for the match. STEVE will see JEM at DEVASTATION? Does this mean that STEVE plans on facing JEM for the Universal Title then if he wins? One way or another, STEVE JASON is on his way to the ring to fight CYREN up next!

STEVE JASON
vs.
CYREN
Standard Match

The first blow is from STEVE, who just charges with ferocity at CYREN, knocking him over with a train like force. CYREN just drops like a sack of potatoes, so easily STEVE hadn't even anticipated it. CYREN just lies there on the ground, feeling his head hurt, as STEVE begins stomping on CYREN. The laced boots of the Stinger, repeatedly land on the midsection of CYREN, Soon enough, CYREN grabs STEVE's foot and twists him away, but STEVE attacks again, trying for a clothesline...missing wildly as CYREN hit a German suplex! STEVE'S skull bounced off the mat, as CYREN went on the attack. CYREN hopped on STEVE's leg and began yanking on it, twisting it backwards against the ligaments. He was holding STEVE in a half Boston crab, and the ref was asking STEVE, if he wanted to tap and STEVE replied, no. STEVE toughed it out, as CYREN lost his patience and began just kicking at the lame leg of STEVE. STEVE, crawled to a seating position, just in time to duck out of a dropkick from CYREN. CYREN slid to the outside as STEVE got back to his feet. CYREN got on the ring apron and climbed the turnbuckle, going for a flying clothesline on STEVE, but being reversed into a single arm DDT. CYREN's shoulder hit the mat, with an odd crack. STEVE climbs to his feet. STEVE tries for a dragon screw but is unable to lift CYREN. STEVE uses a snapmare takeover on CYREN. CYREN sits up and shakes his head at STEVE who cannot believe it. CYREN stands and hits a jumping neck snap on STEVE. STEVE gets caught with an elbow smash to the face. CYREN hits STEVE with a huge chop. CYREN grabs STEVE by the throat and... CHOKESLAM!!! CYREN looks like he’s on a mission!! CYREN makes the pin. 1.. 2.. Kickout! STEVE kicked out after a chokeslam! He's one tough son of a bitch! CYREN takes STEVE down with a knee. STEVE gets up again. STEVE tries for a neck scissors but CYREN avoids it. STEVE sends CYREN to ringside by whipping him through the ropes. COPPER jumps out and chokes CYREN with a microphone cable. These two aren’t slowing down! STEVE connects with a flying knee. CYREN goes down. STEVE jumps back into the ring and goes tot he top rope! He hits a flying sit-down splash on CYREN! BAM! STEVE picks CYREN up and rolls him into the ring! STEVE knows he has this one won, and he raises his arms in premature victory! CYREN is UP! He hits STEVE with a rolling elbow smash to the face! He rolls him up! 1.. 2.. NO WAY!! STEVE is up again! CYREN gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by STEVE. CYREN throws STEVE off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. CYREN gets to his feet and somehow comes at STEVE with an elbow drop. CYREN puts STEVE in an arm grapevine submission. STEVE gets to the ropes and the ref creaks the hold! STEVE double underhook faceslams CYREN hard to the canvas! STEVE jumps back to the top rope and jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying body press on CYREN, but CYREN rolls out of the way!! He uses the momentum to roll STEVE up again! 1.. 2.. KICKOUT! CYREN springs to his feet and executes a huge gutbuster on STEVE. CYREN climbs to his feet, but STEVE low blows CYREN, sending him down hard... STEVE gets back to his feet and picks CYREN up, amazed at how much heart he‘s shown. . He’s about to body slam him, but CYREN hits a spinning leg lariat on STEVE sending him to the mat! CYREN kicks STEVE in the back HARD! STEVE spins and punches CYREN in the gut. He gets to his feet and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle, but CYREN reverses it and STEVE gets thrown into the turnbuckle. CYREN comes over and smashes STEVE's head into it. STEVE drops like a stone on the mat. CYREN starts relentlessly stomping STEVE's head! He’s a madman! CYREN slingshot elbow drops STEVE. STEVE rolls out of the way and gets back to his feet, blocking a punch from CYREN. STEVE sends CYREN to the corner of the ring. STEVE places CYREN over by the turnbuckle. He sets him up and jumps off with a flying somersault neckbreaker! CYREN IS DOWN! STEVE goes for the pin!! 1.. 2.. TH-ROPES!!! CYREN gets his foot on the ropes! This guy refuses to lose! STEVE gets up and pulls CYREN up with him. CYREN looks wobbly and is bleeding badly from his forehead. STEVE looks at him, almost apologetically, and then gives him the finger! He boots CYREN in the gut!! STEVE backs up and hits the S3!! BA-BOOM!! CYREN takes the full impact and looks to be DONE! STEVE got to his feet and motioned for the nearly motionless CYREN to get up. CYREN finally did and stumbled into a QUICKSNAP DDT!!! It hit real odd THOUGH! CYREN may have taken some serious damage there!! STEVE JASON GOES FOR THE COVER! 1....... 2...... THREE! STEVE JASON WINS!

WINNER:

“A Hardcore Anthem” starts over the PA. GECKO and KAKASHI walk out from behind the curtain. The X-Tron shows a picture of GECKO’S mother. Right below it displays “1953-2003”. GECKO climbs into the ring, where KAKASHI tosses him a mic and stays on the ground, her hands on her hips.

GECKO: They said I had however much time it took. It wont take long though. My mother was a wonderful woman. My sister takes after her. LIZZY is in the back now, as well. I am announcing my…withdrawal from the presidency run.

The fans are upset to hear this, and they sound off!

GECKO: I am taking time off to grieve for my mother…I do not trust myself, or anyone, in the ring now. I do not thing I am up to any challenge.

“My Names Jon Brown” starts and for the first time this evening, JONATHYN heads out to the ring to a large ovation. He looks very shaky and nervous.. The fans start yelling and throwing things around. JONATHYN starts to talk.

JONATHYN: GECKO! I’m sorry to hear about your mother, and I wish I could take the time to deal with your loss correctly, but I’m in a bind of my own at the moment. If you’ll allow me a minute to talk, I may have something for you. ..

GECKO stands in the ring, waiting on JONATHYN.

JONATHYN: First off, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t scared to death about tonight’s match with DA MINOTAUR and JUSTICE. I can only hope that JUSTICE doesn’t let me down.. But just in case I’m unable to do my duties after that match, I want to make something a few things clear right now.. FIRST. I do not want to see any more of these RUN-IN’s tonight! I’m tired of it! TRENT GEIN, what you did to RAZIEL was absolutely despicable! And this is the LAST TIME I’m allowing that damn CHAINSAW in MY RING! And RAZIEL, don’t even THINK about retaliating against TRENT tonight. The Universal Title is too important for someone like YOU getting in the way of the rightful winner! If I see you come out here during that match, you will be FIRED ON THE SPOT! In fact, if I SEE ANY MORE RUN-IN’S TONIGHT, I WILL IMMEDIATLEY COME OUT AND FIRE ANY OF YOU ON THE SPOT!! And ANDREW GIBSON!! What you did during the women’s match was just plain STUPID!! I let you back in the XWF because I thought you’d changed! But now I see you’re the same headstrong FOOL you always were, with nothing on your mind but WOMEN!! Give it a rest! In fact, why don’t you just PACK UP AND GO HOME right now! You are NO LONGER THE REFEREE FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!

JONATHYN walks a few steps closer to GECKO..

JONATHYN: Now.. GECKO, you have a certain drive… A certain image. I see it in you. I have seen it since day one. You proved me right when you shocked the world and won the Universal title.

JONATHYN takes a few more steps.

JONATHYN: GECKO, I think you need a BREAK from wrestling. I agree that you need to focus on other things. So, since you are out of the presidency, I can offer you another job since you are taking time off from the active roster.

GECKO and KAKASHI await JONATHYN’s statement.

JONATHYN: You see, GECKO, this roster is over crowded. There is a lot of talent, ad a lot of under developed talent. As you know, I am reinstating Saturday IMPACT, and GECKO…

GECKO narrows his eyes.

JONATHYN: GECKO, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE THE GENERAL MANAGER OF IMPACT!

JONATHYN extends his hand to GECKO, and the two cement the deal with a handshake. JONATHYN rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the fans get on their feet and start cheering! KAKASHI slides into the ring and hugs GECKO. GECKO looks shocked, but picks his mic back up.

GECKO: I was not done, JONATHYN.

JONATHYN turns and faces GECKO from the ramp.

GECKO: Three years ago, I started using the name GECKO. It earned me fame, edge, fans….a T-shirt or two even. But it is done now. The Lizard-Era of the XWF is OVER! I am not GECKO any longer. I have to find myself in all of this craziness. I can’t hide behind the character anymore. I need to be ME for once.. So from here on out I am simply…

GECKO looks up to the lights, and the fans stay motionless.

GECKO: …Adam Ricardio.

“Pet” by A Perfect Circle starts over the PA. ADAM/GECKO slides out of the ring and is joined by a confused looking KAKASHI. JONATHYN backs up the ramp and disappears behind the curtain. The fans all wonder, is GECKO serious? Is GECKO really no more, and ADAM RICARDIO is the general manager of IMPACT?









WANNABE
vs.
MR. MEANER
vs.
ENFORCER
Barbwire Ropes Elimination Match

The three combatants are in the ring, all smiling with gleaming teeth, not standing too close to the biting ropes of steel and gnarled fangs around them. WANNABE, MR. MEANER, and ENFORCER all stand like a pyramid facing off against each other after the bell rings...but then, something odd happens MEANER and ENFORCER, turn and immediately charge at WANNABE, bashing him into the corner. They both begin raining punches down on WANNABE who can barely get his arms up to defend himself as he is overpowered in the corner. The behemoth ENFORCER, just picks up WANNABE by sheer power and bench presses him. He throws WANNABE up in the sky and MEANER jumps up and hits a DDT on WANNABE, as he falls. BOOM! WANNABE is out COLD! MEANER goes for the cover! 1.......2......BOOT! ENFORCER just swats MEANER away from WANNABE. MEANER then tries to shove ENFORCER, and ENFORCER gets very angry and just clothesline MEANER. He picks MEANER up and tosses him onto the barbed wire...RIP! All of MEANER's skin is immediately lacerated beyond belief. MEANER drops falls backwards and ENFORCER just picks the man up and puts him on his shoulders. He then tosses the man onto the barbed wire again, once more ripping up all of MEANER's body....this time though as MEANER falls backwards, ENFORCER hit's a devastating headbutt! BANG! MEANER is out cold! ENFORCER just sort of nudges MEANER over with his foot, and puts one of those massive boots on MEANER's chest.. 1......2.......3! MEANER IS ELIMINATED! Enforcer stalks over to the now standing, albeit woozy, WANNABE....and swings for a clothesline, that WANNABE ducks under. WANNABE drops down to his knees and hits a low blow on ENFORCER. ENFORCER bends over and WANNABE kicks him right in the forehead, dropping him to his knees. Then WANNABE hits a bulldog on ENFORCER, putting the big man down! WANNABE then climbs to the top rope. He screams out his frustrations as he goes for a fist jump, but misses as the big man's boot rises up and smacks WANNABE in the jaw. WANNABE then drapes himself against the ropes to stay stationery, as the big guy ENFORCER, gets back to his feet. ENFORCER laughs out at the crowd, and then looks at the woozy WANNABE. He puts his hand around WANNABE, signaling for a chokeslam....







But there’s a LOUD COMMOTION from the crowd...





WAIT.....





WAIT.....





IS THAT?...





IS THAT REALLY HIM?





OH MY GOD!





























IT'S DOCTOR EXTREME! DOCTOR EXTREME SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND BREAKS IT ACROSS ENFORCER'S HEAD! ENFORCER TOPPLES OVER LIKE A REDWOOD! WANNABE DRAPES AN ARM OVER!!!!!! 1....... 2...... THREE!!! WANNABE RETAINS THE TITLE WITH THE HELP OF HIS OLD FRIEND FROM WAY BACK, DOCTOR EXTREME!! WANNABE and DOCTOR EXTREME look at each other in the ring and smile.....they exchange a quick man-hug and leave the ring with the title!

STILL X-TREME CHAMPION:

We cut to the back area, where JONATHYN is in his office. He looks very nervous, when JUSTICE walks in. He is all pumped up and in his wrestling gear.

JUSTICE: You ready, boss man?

JONATHYN: Not really. I know that if you lose this match, then I'm as good as dead! So Dammit, just WIN... I don't care how you do it... whether you pin him 1, 2, 3, you make him tap, you knock him out... hell, you can even send him to HOSPITAL.. Just WIN THE MATCH... because if you DON’T....

JUSTICE nods. JONATHYN stands up and heads for the door. He opens it and walks into the corridor... but waiting outside the door is another message, written in blood...

JONATHYN: Was this there just now?

JUSTICE: No, sir. The wall was blank when I entered.

JONATHYN: This has to end.. TONIGHT.

JONATHYN does not even acknowledge the message... as JONATHYN walks down the corridor, JUSTICE quickly reads it...

THE TIME HAS COME... PREPARE FOR YOUR DAWNTING FATE... MY VICTORY AWAITS, MY HONOR SHALL BE RESTORED... THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOW READY....

SINCERELY..

JONATHYN shouts from down the corridor. JUSTICE hurries off after JONATHYN. THE MATCH IS COMING UP NEXT!!!


JUSTICE
vs.
DA MINOTAUR
"JONATHYN Hangs In The Balance" Match

The match begins with two gladiators already in the ring. hulking figures, masses of both muscle and grinding, gritty rage. With a thunderous right hand, JUSTICE serves himself upon MINOTAUR... but MINOTAUR, just absorbs the blow and returns one of his own, rocking the smaller JUSTICE. JUSTICE Stumbles backwards and MINOTAUR sees his opportunity and lands a vicious chop block! JUSTICE falls down in a heap, as MINOTAUR begins working on the legs of the giant madman! Like blows from a vicious Monster, JUSTICE receives the clobbering from MINOTAUR. The beat-down continues until the ref forces MINOTAUR to break a foot choke after a 4-count...allowing JUSTICE time to regroup himself...so when MINOTAUR tries to drag JUSTICE up off the ground, he doesn't anticipate the low blow.....thus, JUSTICE can smile as he looks down at MINOTAUR holding his groin. JONATHYN is suspended high above the ring. He is dressed in a red overshirt with black slacks. People are throwing drinks at his cage and untimely hitting the ring...subsequently the action below is messed up because of this... JUSTICE taunts MINOTAUR to get up, and then begins mocking him, only to get nailed in the face with a stray pop from the crowd.. he immediately throws the pop back into the crowd and starts showing signs of being absolutely pissed. He reaches down for MINOTAUR, but MINOTAUR yanks JUSTICE's legs out from beneath him, and JUSTICE just slips on thrown soda pop, and falls faster even, smashing his arm down in a weird angle on the mat. The crowd hushes as they see JUSTICE roll around on the canvas cradling his arm....the MINOTAUR, has no idea what’s going on, but without warning....JUSTICE lashes out, tripping up MINOTAUR, and trapping him in a small package! 1.......2.......KICK OUT! JONATHYN is still suspended above the ring, and he looks frightened!! MINOTAUR, had kicked out of the package with great authority, and sprung to his feet only to see a charging JUSTICE coming his way. MINOTAUR ducks down out of the way of a mammoth clothesline, and reverses on JUSTICE, hitting a neckbreaker, but this is an odd one...instead of falling backwards, JUSTICE stumbles forward and over the ropes, his body crashing into the outside, with a sickening THUD. Random audience members reach over the guard railing to pat JUSTICE's back, but for some reason MINOTAUR just wants to punch him in it. with vicious biting kicks, JUSTICE is rolled around the ringside area, eventually over to the Spanish announce teams table. MINOTAUR looks up at Jonathyn above the ring and smiles, as he lays JUSTICE atop the table, He signals for a piledriver through the table, but instead JUSTICE reaches up and then hits a HUGE SCOOP SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE ON MINOTAUR! Splinters of wood explode everywhere, as MINOTAUR screams out and holds his back. JONATHYN looks down at MINOTAUR being put through the table, and giggles a bit...self-assuredly to himself. JUSTICE, gets back to his feet and begins dragging MINOTAUR to his...but the man proves to be not much more then dead weight! So with a bit of a smile JUSTICE rolls back into the ring, and onto the top turnbuckle and begins posing to the crowd....but he stops as he sets himself back up on the turnbuckle. With a yell, he flies off of the top rope NAILING A HUGE FLYING ELBOW DROP! BOOM! MINOTAUR IS OUT! Justice holds his arm up pointing to the sky at Jonathyn, and Jonathyn just nods his head in approval.. .that is, until MINOTAUR SUDDENLY LEAPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! MINOTAUR jumps to his feet, and JUSTICE's eyes are wide open. THERES NO WAY! NO WAY AT ALL, FOR HIM TO BE UP THAT SOON! But he is, and MINOTAUR runs at and drops a knee on JUSTICE's face, knocking the man down to the ground with a busted open nose. Blood is gushing from a side wound on MINOTAUR. JONATHYN is in his cage and just looking on in horror, at this beast below him. A spinebuster through a table AND a huge flying elbow drop, and the men sits up as fresh as daisies? He's unstoppable! Jonathyn just watches, nervous as hell.. MINOTAUR, has JUSTICE in a fireman's carry, and he just rolls the smaller man into the ring. He produces a chair from ringside and slides it in. MINOTAUR picks up the chair and wields it like a weapon in the corner waiting for JUSTICE to get up. It takes a while for JUSTICE to even move a little....but soon he is on one knee......then on two....then-....he gets STRUCK IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR! BOOM! BOOM! BOOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Repeated blows to the head of JUSTICE!!!!!! THE MAN IS OUT ON HIS KNEES! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The ref yanks the chair out of MINOTAUR's hands, as JUSTICE falls.....a bloody mess....unconscious to the mat. MINOTAUR rolls him over... 1..... .2...... THREE!!!! ITS OVER! MINOTAUR HAS WON!!!

JONATHYN looks absolutely horrified as his cage is slowly lowered to the ring..... he begins yanking on his bars to somehow escape the inevitable... The cage lowers to the ground and MINOTAUR is lying in wait as JONATHYN pleads with the ref not to open the lock..... even watching as JONATHYN resorts to threatening to fire the ref, but the ref is contractually bound to unlock the cage. MINOTAUR only smiles as he stands 5 feet away from JONATHYN, who is now huddled in the back of the cage. Then it happens...BOOM! JONATHYN goes DOWN! MINOTAUR is on JONATHYN in an instant, knocking him around with rights and lefts from everywhere...busting open JONATHYN's chin, blackening his eye...blood just begins pouring from an aggravated wound on Jon's forehead. BOOM! MINOTAUR rocks JONATHYN with a stiff right....and he drags his boss to his feet. JONATHYN is stumbling around a bit, and bounces off the ropes only to be CRACKED IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!! JONATHYN reels back once more, and once again bounces off the ropes only this time MINOTAUR hits an ACE CRUSHER!, something that looks a lot like a COOPERBLASTER! Jonathyn once more stumbles back into the ropes, but this time becomes entangled in them...he is out cold, suspended and trapped in the ropes in the ring, in his very own federation. JONATHYN desperately tries to wriggle free from the ropes that are binding him. He rolls out of the ropes, but DA MINOTAUR picks him up onto his feet. The crowd is roaring. He places JONATHYN on the turnbuckle. MINOTAUR raises his arm into the air... the crowd falls silent. He demands a microphone from the ring announcer. He raises it to his mouth...

MINOTAUR: JONATHYN... My theories... My premonitions are all true! This is your fate. Accept the consequences of your crimes... but I shall show you, and the world the real threat that you have been facing... Ladies and Gentlemen... allow me to reveal my true being!

The X-Tron flickers to life...



























































IT'S DOMINATOR! The man who took over when JONATHYN went crazy several months ago!! JONATHYN goes nuts, the crowd is going nuts! He is trying to break free once again, but DOMINATOR paces towards JONATHYN, with a sadistic grin on his face. He clenches his fist and connects with a thunderous right hand to JONATHYN's face. JONATHYN falls to the ground. DOMINATOR unwinds on JONATHYN, kicking and punching him like a man possessed. DOMINATOR plucks JONATHYN into the air, but JUSTICE appears from behind, slamming the ladder into DOMINATOR's back, but DOMINATOR is unphased! He turns around and grabs JUSTICE. He kicks him in the gut. He drops the ladder. DOMINATOR lifts JUSTICE onto his shoulders...THE DOMIN-8 ON THE LADDER! An Inverted F-5 type move keeps JUSTICE down and out. JONATHYN has rolled out of the ring, but DOMINATOR rolls out of the ring and holds JONATHYN, before lifting him onto one shoulder and walking up the ramp. JONATHYN still resists, but DOMINATOR heads to the top of the stage. DOMINATOR sets JONATHYN feet first onto the floor. He moves closer to the edge of the stage... DOMINATOR picks up JONATHYN once again, but now he is in position for one of DOMINATOR's most lethal moves! DOMINATOR raises his arm once again. The crowd is in awe, as DOMINATOR lifts him up... ERADIK-8 POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE! JONATHYN lays in a crumple heap, the crowd is chanting "HOLY S**T, HOLY S**T" as DOMINATOR stands above the carnage, his hunger satisfied for now... but wait a minute...what's he doing!? AN ELEVATED MOONSAULT OFF THE STAGE! DOMINATOR slams onto JONATHYN with great force. They are both motionless. The lights suddenly flicker and then go off completely. The crowd roar, angry that they can't see... as they come back on just moments later, both of them are gone!

WINNER:


KORE
vs.
DEFAULT
vs.
RONIN BK
vs.
BIGG RIGG
Last Man Standing Match

Two former champions, and two men just clawing on the door, looking for a way in. That's what the XWF is about, opportunity and risk-taking. Two dogs in this fight have gotten the scars from bad risks....only time will tell, will the new dogs earn their stripes?

"Introducing first......... weighing in at 245 pounds....... at 6'3.......... The HGH ROLLA.. KORE!!!"

A loud chorus of boo's instantly pour forth from the crowd at the mention of the lovable alcoholics name. The High Roller himself, makes his way through the curtain and he smiles brightly at the whole world in front of him. His boot's are laced, and his machismo is rolling off of him in barrels. He strides up to the ring and arrogantly, climbs it and rolls into the ring...taking a fighting stance.

"Introducing next.....weighing in at 265 pounds....... at 6'6..... "BIGG RIGG" JOHN GAMBINO!!!"

The former Champion and self-proclaimed legend walks out to the ring, motioning around his waste an invisible belt and pointing to Kore...

"Introducing next........weighing in at 225 pounds......at 6'1..... DEFAULT!!!"

The young brooding default, makes his way to the ring while he is shrouded in a black mist. He carries a rose, and he throws it at BIGG RIGG, as he shifts his way into the ring, opposite both RIGG and KORE.

"And finally..... weighing in at 235 pounds.......... at 6'2...... ONIN BLACKNIGHT!!!"

The agile man steps out from behind the curtain....and he walks to the ring with a purpose and fire in his eyes. He will accomplish his goals tonight, for if he doesn’t....he has failed.....and he can not fail. RONIN settles into the last remaining corner in the ring, looking out at his three opponents.

"Ladies and Gentleman.....this bout is for the X-TREME WRESTLING FEDERATION WOOOOOOOOOOORLD TITLE! This is a LAST MAN STANDING Contest... the moment one man is down for a referee count of 10 seconds..... He is ELIMINATED! And without further ado....I give you......THE WORLD TITLE MATCHUP!"



Four men are in that ring. One is a man who has accomplished it all, in RIGG. KORE is trying to awkwardly define his own legacy, as the two relative newcomers to the scene, RONIN and DEFAULT, just want a real foot in their door. A way to mark that they were in the XWF. So after that bell sounded, each of them thought about that as they looked in the other's eyes. They all saw the hunger, the driving force. And then, the slaughter commenced.....

*BOOM*

The first blow of the fight is from KORE, who lands a stiff jab on the jaw of RONIN...who in turn blocks the next punch, and grabs KORE's fist, flips him over in a judo move, and gets a twisted wrist lock on KORE. As this is happening, RIGG was taunting the crowd but DEFAULT ran without abandon and clotheslined RIGG in the back of the head, dropping the man to the ground...RIGG tries to get up but DEFAULT, bashes his knee into RIGG's forehead, rocking the Superstar. KORE is still being yanked on by RONIN, who wont let go in this modified wristlock, from a judo move. It may be an illegal hold, seeing as KORE's arm is completely bent backwards, to the point of breaking.....the ref finally shakes his head and breaks the hold. KORE's arm is red and swelling as it drops to the ground. RONIN just stalks behind KORE, ready to strike at the exact moment KORE got back on his feet. Poised like a python, but not with the agility. When KORE got back up, he turned around to see where his former aggressor was, and almost got hit with a fist thrust to the sternum, but a veteran eye sensed this coming, and KORE dodged out of the way of the blow, and picked RONIN up by both the shoulder and arm, and launched him over the top rope to the outside rampway. RONIN banged with a sickening CRACK, and blood started seeping below his torso. As this is going on DEFAULT has been stomping away on the veteran RIGG, who may have let his cockiness get the better of him this time.. but yet DEFAULT has made an error..... he had the advantage on RIGG, but then stopped to celebrate with the crowd, but in an instant RIGG was back on his feet, licking his hands and getting ready to lash out at this defiant youngster. DEFAULT turned around and got met with a series of hard left hand's, which left him reeling. The final haymaker was all it took, to knock DEFAULT to his back and bounce over against the ropes. He fell at RIGG's feet, and RIGG just laughed a sadistic laugh. On the outside RONIN's bleeding had not ceased as KORE continued his combative assault on the G.I. yet, even this trained officer didn’t fare too well when brought with the intensity and drive for perfection from this drunken normally laid back boozer. RONIN is taking the brunt of the blows from KORE, but RONIN manages to block one blow and by using his martial artistry, he flips KORE around, and is able to jab KORE in the throat. KORE stumbles forward up the ramp, holding his throat....trying to coax air back into his lungs. RONIN, bloody mess and all slowly followed....

*BANG*

At ringside now, we find RIGG and DEFAULT duking it out in a slugfest near the steps, where finally RIGG gives way, and gets plowed face-first into the steel steps. RIGG hold's his face, but is uncovered as soon as DEFAULT hits a European uppercut on RIGG, which backs the behemoth of a man towards the European announce table. RIGG smiles loopily, as DEFAULT rushes at him holding a steel chair, DEFAULT misses the mark though, as RIGG just falls out of the way. DEFAULT's chair smacks off of the table, and bounds back and slaps him in the face. DEFAULT stumbles backwards, and falls over the dazed RIGG. As DEFAULT falls backward, the very back of his skull bounds off the edge of the ring steps. BAM! Blood immediately starts flowing in strong rivulets down DEFAULT's body. The man’s head is completely busted open! The ref sees how RIGG is almost crazily leaning on the table, and sees the prone DEFAULT...and connects the dots. He begins counting.....

ONE............... TWO.............. THREE............. FOUR........... FIVE.......

DEFAULT Begins stirring, even through the blood pouring from his head. RIGG is still leaning their, just grinning like an idiot. DEFAULT gets up to his knee, shortly after the 5 count...and then hits a diving low blow on RIGG, who just smiles as he drops to his knees. DEFAULT gets back up and grinds his knee into the face of RIGG. RIGG apparently has lost some brain cells...but the action in the other end of the arena, is just as enticing and vicious as that near ringside. On the top of the rampway, KORE just plants RONIN with an invert DDT. RONIN's whole body just turns frigid in mid-air and flops to the ground like a dead fish. KORE just smiles as he drags RONIN's body to the edge of the rampway. He props RONIN's body half on and half off the rampway, just so RONIN was hanging over about 5 food tables below him near the audio area. KORE walks over to the other walk around side of the rampway.....then signals to the crowd as he runs.....and LEAPS OFF OF ONE SIDE OF THE RAMP HITTING A FLYING ELBOW DROP ON RONIN, KNOCKING THEM BOTH THROUGH TABLE AFTER TABLE BELOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! CRUNCH! Both men are at the bottom of a pile of blood, broken tables and fatigued bodies. KORE is the first to move, draping an arm over the blank-staring RONIN. The ref sees both men down and begins counting.

ONE.............. TWO.......... THREE........ FOUR..... FIVE...... SIX....... SEVEN.....

At Seven, RONIN begins stirring....moving his broken, bloody body up to an upright position. It's not enough to break the count, but he's on his knees at the next count...

EIGHT!!!!!

Now RONIN is wobbling on his leg's, but he's up. The count continues for the broken KORE who seems to be trapped under a piece of a table. All of a sudden though, with a roar not unlike that of a lion, KORE kickflips up to a standing position! RONIN can't believe it....but he falls towards KORE who just smiles and quickly hits A quick right-hand that rocks RONIN back onto the rampway stage area. KORE rolls up there as well, and signals to the crowd through blood flowing down his face. He hefts RONIN to his feet, and after nailing him in the back a few times, he does the UNTHINKABLE! NO! IT CANT BE! A SPIKED PILEDRIVER FROM THE RAMPWAY TO CEMENT FLOOR! OH MY GOD! ITS SICK! RONIN's head just exploded basically.. blood is just leaking from RONIN's head...painting the floor. KORE just stumbles backwards holding onto the rampway for support as the REF begins COUNTING...

ONE.........TWO.........THREE.........FOUR.........FIVE........SIX..........SEVEN........EIGHT.......NINE......TEN!!

RONIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Medics come from the back and load the unconscious (if alive) RONIN onto a stretcher and lead him to the back...as KORE just stumbles forward, squatting down to a sitting position, trying to regroup, as he looks at a commotion in the crowd. That commotion is RIGG and DEFAULT slugging it out once more...only RIGG has a chair in his hand's and is beating it across DEFAULT's back as DEFAULT fumbles through the crowd! Rabid fans are just trying to touch the bleeding sweaty backs of their hero's, but DEFAULT is trying to simply stay alive when being pursued by a madman like RIGG. DEFAULT finally sees light, as he stumbles into the concession area, where they sell food and Merchandise to the fans. RIGG just hold's up a RIGG T-Shirt, and he sniffs it as he throws it at DEFAULT! He runs in for a swing with the chair, but DEFAULT rolls out of the way, throwing the T-Shirt into a manic crowd. The chair flies away but DEFAULT Doesn’t. DEFAULT hits a flying clothesline that sends both he and RIGG flying over the XWF T-Shirt area. They both smack against the ground with an odd THUD! DEFAULT gets up first and begins stomping on RIGG. He just takes his boot and plants it on RIGG, time after time. RIGG is roaring in pain and holding his lower back, as DEFAULT goes and picks up the chair. He stands and waits like a predator for RIGG to get back up. As soon as RIGG is back up, DEFAULT cracks him over the head with the chair! BANG! RIGG doesn’t go down though so DEFAULT Swing's again! BANG! Again! BANG! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! RIGG is just wobbling on his feet, as blood is flowing in buckets down his face. Finally DEFAULT gives RIGG the middle finger drops the chair, and kicks RIGG in the gut. DEFAULT hits a DDT on RIGG ON THE CHAIR! BOOOOOOOM! RIGG's whole body quivers with the force of the DDT. DEFAULT makes it back to his feet as a nearby ref begins counting....

ONE........ TWO...... THREE...... FOUR......FIVE......... SIX....... SEVEN...... EIGHT...... NINE........ TEN!!!!!

RIGG IS ELIMINATED!

DEFAULT just drops to his knees, trying to gain a rest but he seems something odd in the middle of the ring...it's a quaint little sight. It's KORE standing in the middle of the ring, bleeding like crazy.....holding a ladder.

DEFAULT just smiles wickedly...and begins running through the crowd...he runs as hard and strong as he can, and vaults over the guard railing! He slides into the ring and ducks under a ladder attack from KORE, and turns around and dropkicks the ladder into KORE! KORE Falls backwards and the ladder falls with him. DEFAULT immediately, with a new rush of adrenaline, climbs onto the top rope, and risking his own body hits a 450 splash on THE LADDER ON TOP OF KORE! BOTH MEN SCREAM OUT IN PAIN!!!!! DEFAULT rolls over cradling his ribs, as KORE just feels like a nuclear bomb had hit him. The ref begin counting both men down.....

ONE......... TWO.......... THREE....... FOUR......... FIVE...... SIX........ SEVEN.....

Both men are holding onto the ladder trying to help it make them stand.....eventually they both stand with the aid of the LADDER, but they’ve propped it up, and they’re both on either side....and leaning on it as the count gets to 9, and both shoot straight up on their feet....look each other in the eye and begins climbing the ladder! They get to the top of the ladder, and begin trading vicious knockout punches with each other....popping jaws out of place and busting teeth, drawing more blood from their almost infinite wells. The crowd is screaming in and out with each punch either on or from their hero in this fight. Yells and fog horns are heard going off as both men's blood streak a silver ladder, and paint a blue canvas crimson. Suddenly though, the tide turns fatally....as DEFAULT Punches KORE right in the nose. KORE topples over lifeless over the top of the ladder and DEFAULT SEES HIS CHANCE! HE FLIPS OVER POWERBOMB KORE OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND THROUGH THE TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE!

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

ONE........ TWO...... THREE...... FOUR......FIVE......... SIX....... SEVEN...... EIGHT...... NINE........ TEN!!!!!

KORE has been ELIMINATED! DEFAULT drops to his knees and is handed the belt! What an unbelievable match! DEFAULT has taken over the XWF in his first month here! KORE is still rolling around on the floor, knowing he lost a damn good fight.. DEFAULT can’t help but turn around and help KORE to his feet.. KORE stands next to DEFAULT, and both men look totally spent. KORE looks at the belt on DEFAULT’s shoulder. He taps it with his fist, then look DEFAULT in the eyes and points to himself.. He wants a rematch.. One-on-one.. DEFAULT nods his head without hesitation.. KORE and DEFAULT will get back in the ring very soon. This battle isn’t over yet.. But for now, DEFAULT will wear the gold..

NEW WORLD CHAMPION:

MAIN EVENT

JON PAGE
vs.
TRENT GEIN
vs.
JEM
Pin To Win

TRENT GEIN is announced first and makes his way down to the ring with his chainsaw in hand, receiving a mixed response from the crowd as he psyches himself up and stares blankly ahead. He leaves his chainsaw just outside the ring, then climbs into the ring and backs into a corner, ready to go. JEM is announced next, receiving a huge applause from the crowd as he strides down the aisle, never taking his eyes off GEIN for a second. He climbs into the ring and exchanges a brief staredown with GEIN, then climbs up to the turnbuckle and poses to the crowd while keeping an eye behind to make sure GEIN doesn't jump him. Then JON PAGE is announced last, making his way out with the Universal title as the crowd virtually boos him out of the building. JEM and GEIN both turn their attention to PAGE and, more importantly, to the belt around his waist. PAGE gets into the ring and hesitantly hands his belt to the referee, who raises it to show the crowd. Before the bell can ring, PAGE wastes no time going straight for JEM, the two men exchanging rights and lefts right away. However, GEIN, intent to get the early advantage, charges at both men and double-clotheslines them, knocking them both down to the ground! The bell rings and the match is set! GEIN works on JEM first, lifting him to his feet and hitting him with an excellently-executed DDT on the ground. GEIN has little time for momentum, however, because PAGE is quickly on his feet and takes GEIN down with a neckbreaker! PAGE goes for the pin, hasty to end the match as quickly as possible, but barely gets a one count before JEM knocks PAGE off GEIN with a brutal kick straight into the side of PAGE's head! PAGE is rolling over in agony, and he could be concussed right there! GEIN shows his gratitude by grabbing JEM by the throat and rolling over, forcing JEM onto the ground while he holds a chokehold! JEM reaches up, though, and grabs onto GEIN's throat while jumping to his feet! The two just seem to keep choking each other as JEM charges GEIN into the turnbuckle! GEIN steps up the ropes to the top of the turnbuckle, holding the chokehold on JEM as both men seem to lose their air and strength! PAGE is up and runs into all three men, knocking JEM to the ground and causing GEIN to lose his balance! As GEIN struggles to balance on the ropes, PAGE climbs up and locks GEIN up for some kind of superplex off the top rope. The two men stand at the top of the turnbuckle... but wait! JEM's managed to get up and charges up towards the turnbuckle ropes, springing off and spearing PAGE and GEIN, sending all three men off the turnbuckle towards the outside... and through the announce table! Fragments of wood fly everywhere as the three men lie senseless in the wreckage! JEM is the first to make it to his feet, and he quickly seizes PAGE and throws him into the ring! JEM leaves GEIN half-conscious in the ruins of the table, then runs into the ring and lifts the groggy PAGE to his feet. Then JEM throws several punches at PAGE and even goes so far as to slap PAGE around before turning him around so he's staring at the turnbuckle! JEM goes up to the turnbuckle, then points a finger at PAGE and makes a cutthroat taunt before throwing his entire weight directly at PAGE's head! JEM's body strikes PAGE's head like a human rocket, knocking PAGE straight down to the ground! He's not even moving! Has JEM finally taken revenge on PAGE for nearly ending his career by ending PAGE's own? PAGE is still moving, fortunately for him, but he's not up and he might not be able to get back up under his own power. JEM has no time to capitalize, however, as TRENT GEIN comes at JEM with his fist out for a devastating jumping punch... NO WAY! JEM stops GEIN with a boot to the gut and follows up with a nasty-looking Tornado DDT! PAGE is somehow up again despite the impact he had taken beforehand and charges at JEM with a clothesline, but JEM is on fire, knocking PAGE straight back with a shot to the face that knocks PAGE's head back! Then JEM hits the REALIZATION on JON PAGE! PAGE IS DOWN AND SO IS GEIN! The crowd goes wild, and JEM runs over to PAGE and makes the pin! 1... 2...





Wait a second!







WE CAN'T SEE!





Every light in the arena ringside area has gone out completely, leaving the ring in total darkness! The crowd are murmuring in confusion, and the referee and the three contenders aren't even visible! The lights aren't coming back on either! The count has obviously been aborted, and JEM's voice can be heard yelling at a confused referee somewhere in the darkness! Seconds pass, and we get a brief shot of the backstage area, where emergency lighting has come on! The technicians are screaming at each other, unsure of what has caused the complete blackout in the ring! They frantically scramble with the controls as we cut back to the ringside area. It's still totally dark for a good few seconds, then the lights come back on. JEM is on his feet yelling at the referee while a groggy GEIN has finally made it to his feet! But PAGE is GONE! JON PAGE is nowhere to be seen! Either PAGE has been abducted from the ring or he has run for his life! JEM looks around frantically for PAGE, enraged at his sudden disappearance, but he doesn't notice GEIN standing straight behind him! JEM turns around only to receive a left hook to the face followed by a devastating gutwrench powerbomb by GEIN! The ring shook from that one! GEIN drops down and goes for the pin... 1... 2... JEM KICKS OUT! The force from that actually threw GEIN up in the air and landed him flat on his back! Summoning up strength from nowhere, JEM springs to his feet and runs straight at GEIN... but again he is stopped by GEIN desperately kicking back at his head! JEM staggers back, disoriented, which gives GEIN enough time to dart to the outside and get his chainsaw! He's revving it up! NO! He can't be serious! He's going to use it on JEM? Does GEIN want the title that badly? He runs at JEM, who only just notices the chainsaw flashing down towards him at the last minute, and does the only thing possible... OH MY GOD! JEM blocked the chainsaw attack with his own hand, knocking it out of GEIN's hands to the ground! The flat of JEM's hand is bleeding from a deep, nasty cut, but it's certainly not as bad as what would have happened if the chainsaw had hit JEM's stomach! GEIN stops for the briefest second in surprise, then JEM capitalizes by locking GEIN in and hitting the REALIZATION on GEIN!.. 1.. 2.. KICKOUT! GEIN KICKED OUT OF THE REALIZATION! JEM can't believe it, and GEIN himself can't even believe it! GEIN rolls out of the way before kicking and striking JEM in the groinal area! JEM sinks down in pain, then GEIN springs up and rocks JEM's jaw with a devastating jumping uppercut! JEM goes flying to one of the turnbuckles, leaving him prone for a running attack by GEIN! GEIN charges at JEM and hits him with a devastating boot to the head! JEM falls prone to the ground, leaving GEIN to try another pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT! JEM won't stay down! GEIN jumps up in frustration, turning his back for a second, then JEM jumps up out of nowhere and levels GEIN with a German Suplex! JEM goes off against the ropes and goes for a Rolling Thunder! GEIN gets the knees up, though, and JEM's spine meets GEIN's knees! JEM falls flat to the canvas, writhing in pain, then GEIN rises up and retrieves his chainsaw! There's no way out for JEM this time, and he doesn't even see it coming! GEIN pulls the cord to rev up the chainsaw... but nothing's happening! It's making a clunking noise! JEM must have jammed it somehow when he knocked it out of GEIN's hands! GEIN desperately pulls the cord over and over again, but nothing's happening! JEM's up to his feet now and is running at GEIN, his arm out for a clothesline! In desperation, GEIN swings the chainsaw, bringing the blunt, flat end towards JEM's skull! CLANG! The heavy flat end of the saw smacks into JEM's head, knocking him straight down to the ground! There isn't a thing on the planet that could stay conscious with something that heavy hitting it in the head! GEIN drops down for the pin!.. 1... 2... KICKOUT! JEM somehow managed to get just enough energy to move the slightest bit! GEIN almost loses it, then punches JEM in the head three times, hard, and goes for the pin again! 1... 2... th... KICKOUT! JEM STILL won't give in! GEIN is livid and picks JEM up and powerbombs his near-lifeless form, but instead of letting him fall to the ground, he lifts him up and powerbombs him again, and again! After the third bomb, GEIN lets JEM fall to the ground and goes for the pin! 1... 2... JEM KICKS OUT SECONDS BEFORE THE REFEREE SLAPS HIS HAND DOWN! GEIN is in an absolute frenzy and kicks JEM's body in frustration! He's swearing and yelling 'STAY DOWN!' He throws more kicks at JEM, delivering more and more damage, then suddenly a hand clamps on his ankle and pulls his feet out from under him! Somehow JEM found just enough strength to pull GEIN off balance, and now he's pulled in just enough strength to lock GEIN in an Ankle Lock! It's no-submission, but JEM doesn't care! He holds the lock as GEIN screams in pain, rising up to his feet and twisting at GEIN's ankle like a madman! Then GEIN kicks desperately and catches JEM in the face! JEM falls back and GEIN charges at him, picking up the chainsaw again! He's finally got it going this time, and there's no way JEM's hands can block it this time! JEM stares at GEIN for a fraction of a second, then jumps at GEIN and kicks the chainsaw back towards his face! The blades don't hit GEIN, miraculously, but the flat end of the chainsaw smacks into GEIN's face and sends him staggering backwards! JEM moves in for the kill and hits the REALIZATION again! This time GEIN is down and out! JEM wastes no time running over towards GEIN...













...then the arena is flooded in darkness!





NOT AGAIN! The lights have gone out AGAIN, SECONDS before JEM can pin GEIN! Is somebody doing this on purpose to prevent JEM from winning? JEM can be heard almost going into a rage in frustration while the referee screams, swearing that he doesn't know what's going on! Somewhere in the dark JEM and the referee continue to yell at each other in confusion, then suddenly an enormous explosion can be heard as fireworks launch from the entryway! The entrance is illuminated briefly, giving about half a second's view of the area. Then everything goes dark again, leaving the entire arena in disarray.



About half a minute passes, then the lights come back on. GEIN is still unconscious in the ring, but now JEM is also out cold! JEM is lying on top of GEIN, however, and the referee makes the count!



1...



2...





THREE!





JEM may not be consciously aware of it, but he pinned GEIN and has finally won the Universal Championship! PAGE is still nowhere to be found and could be miles away, but the Universal title is no longer his and JEM is the champion! The referee looks down at the two unconscious men, unsure of what to do! He crouches down and sets about trying to awaken both men, but suddenly someone moves! There's someone else at ringside!





















































































It's GRAVY!







GRAVY's supposed to be retired, but he's here ringside and he has a sledgehammer in his hands! He darts into the ring just as GEIN and JEM are starting to rise! The referee turns from them and tries to stop GRAVY, but GRAVY simply shoves him aside and nails GEIN with the sledgehammer just as he gets to his feet! GEIN is down and out AGAIN! GRAVY drops the sledgehammer, then turns to a groggy JEM and takes him down with a punch before going to work on GEIN again! But wait... what's this?






































CYREN's music hits the PA, and CYREN himself runs down to the ring! CYREN slides in as GRAVY breaks his attack on GEIN and turns to face CYREN! The two men go eye to eye and look like they're about to start fighting... then both start laughing and shake hands! The crowd can't believe what's happening as both men throw JEM out of the ring where an EMT team is waiting. GEIN isn't so lucky, however, as both men kick and punch the fallen GEIN as much as possible before a team of referees, officials and security run down and force them out of the ring and to the back! Nevertheless, GEIN has fallen out of the ring himself and is out cold again! The EMT team are trying to usher JEM onto a stretcher as he slowly rises back up to his feet, but he isn't letting them! He's beaten, bloody and bruised, but that still doesn't stop him sliding into the ring and taking the Universal title, holding the belt above his head as the crowd cheer tremendously for the new champion! JEM barely looks like he knows where he is, but he definitely knows what's happened tonight and despite the fact he's beaten, bloody and probably in need of medical attention, he's in awe at what has finally happened! But suddenly...






































As GEIN somehow manages to get up and rise from the ground, ENFORCER bursts out of the crowd and starts attacking GEIN!

ENFORCER: I told you, you would meet your fate... And your fate has finally arrived.

ENFORCER picks up GEIN and tosses him into the ring. He kicks him in the gut and hits his finisher, the DEATH ROW!! ENFORCER just stands there looking over his victim. He just grins and walks out of the ring and disappears backstage, leaving GEIN down... and it doesn't look like he'll be getting up for a while.



JEM doesn't even seem to know what's going on around him as he stands in the ring with the belt for several seconds, then falls to his knees, exhausted, then allows the EMT team to assist him out of the ring. They ask him if he needs the stretcher, then he shakes his head weakly, making his way up the ramp with the EMTs as support, holding onto the Universal title with the crowd cheering him endlessly. He raises the title in the air one more time, only barely conscious of what's going on around him before the new champion disappears to the back.

NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION

NEXT PPV:

MARCH 28, 2004