With forty competitors in the match, there was a good chance this was going to be a major undertaking. However, with recent situations in the XWF, it was rumored that a lot of stars would be unable to compete tonight. All forty names will be called to the ring, the only question is, who will answer the call?

The first six names are called out..

DR. LOVE

XTREME

JAMES DRAVEN

DAVID LANCE

FRED L

ANTONIO GAMBINO

XTREME and JAMES DRAVEN come running out to the ring, and ANTONIO GAMBINO and FRED L are right behind them.. but there’s no sign of DR. LOVE or DAVID LANCE!! You can’t win unless you get into the ring when your name is called! Looks like we have our first two no-shows! But the battle continues, and it’s immediately a THREE ON ONE! JAMES DRAVEN, XTREME and ANTONIO GAMBINO are all working over FRED L!! FRED L fights back, pushing RICH away and kicking XTREME in the gut, and then ANTONIO GAMBINO catches him in the ribs with a high boot, but FRED L grabs his foot and spins him for an ATOMIC DROP!! XTREME comes back and nails FRED L with a forearm shot! JAMES DRAVEN charges, but FRED L drops him with a punch to the forehead! ANTONIO GAMBINO gets up and drops FRED L with a DDT! The three men then push FRED L out of the ring!! The crowd cheers! But FRED L gets back in! It’s legal in a Lord Of The Ring match! JAMES DRAVEN goes after FRED L, but FRED L hoists him up in the air and tosses him high over the top rope! Suddenly, a buzzer goes off and the next participant comes down the ramp!

BRIAN LANCE

BRIAN LANCE comes down to the ring slowly and looks around. He gets into the ring wondering who to attack. Before he can make a decision, he is attacked by JAMES DRAVEN! JAMES DRAVEN is on fire with rage! But BRIAN LANCE pushes him away and hits a SUPERKICK! JAMES DRAVEN IS KNOCKED GOOFY!! BRIAN LANCE pushes him out of the ring! ANTONIO GAMBINO, JAMES DRAVEN and XTREME pick up FRED L and throw him ten feet in the air over the top rope! JAMES DRAVEN and ANTONIO GAMBINO turn on each other and continue to battle as XTREME grabs the chair! He swings it as hard as he can and he nails BRIAN LANCE in the back of the head! FRED L is struggling to get back in the ring! BRIAN LANCE crashes to the mat like a rock! as XTREME goes after FRED L X with the chair. But FRED L ducks and the chair nails ANTONIO GAMBINO! FRED L boots XTREME in the stomach and DDT’s him! JAMES DRAVEN heads back into the ring with another chair!

TANK

The action is fast and furious, and it’s nearly impossible to keep track of the action! XTREME and ANTONIO GAMBINO are working each other over in the corner, and FRED L just tossed BRIAN LANCE over the top rope! JAMES DRAVEN goes after FRED L as TANK comes running down the ramp! BRIAN LANCE sees him coming, and clotheslines him! TANK hits the ground hard, and BRIAN LANCE leaps on top of him! TANK never even made it to the ring! If he doesn’t get into the ring before the next participant is called, he’ll be disquilaified!! JAMES DRAVEN takes a swing at FRED L, and FRED L ducks and tosses him out of the ring with the momentum of the swing! XTREME and ANTONIO GAMBINO charge FRED L, and FRED L hip tosses ANTONIO GAMBINO out of the ring! FRED L is cleaning house!! XTREME starts to work on FRED L, and the buzzer goes off! TANK is OUT OF THE MATCH!!

MIKE X

Nobody is terribly shocked when MIKE X is a no-show.. FRED L and XTREME continue to battle, as JAMES DRAVEN and ANTONIO GAMBINO get back in the ring! TANK gets a chair as officials try to remove him! He goes after BRIAN LANCE as his back is turned! BAM! BRIAN LANCE is OUT COLD outside the ring!

ENFORCER

Another no-show! JAMES DRAVEN and XTREME are battling in the middle of the ring, while FRED L and ANTONIO GAMBINO square off against the ropes!

SHAWN MATTERS

Another no-show, as FRED L clotheslines ANTONIO GAMBINO out of the ring, and they both crash to the floor!

KILLJOY

Another no-show! FRED L picks up a chair, then swings it at ANTONIO GAMBINO! ANTONIO GAMBINO got out of the way in time, and the chair hit the announcer straight in the lip! The announcer stood up and pushed FRED L, but FRED L easily tossed him into the air and SLAMMED him through the announcer's table!! ANTONIO GAMBINO ran into the ring, and FRED L followed, with a chair in hand. He slid the chair in first, then slid in himself. When he stood up, ANTONIO GAMBINO met him in the head with the chair! Barely even phasing FRED L, FRED L grabbed the chair, hit ANTONIO GAMBINO with a low blow, then brought the chair down on top of ANTONIO GAMBINO'S head! ANTONIO GAMBINO fell to his knees, and FRED L pulled him up to his feet, then pushed him at the ropes! ANTONIO GAMBINO hit the ropes and bounced back, where he countered the chair shot and grabbed the chair before FRED L could hit him with it! ANTONIO GAMBINO then brings the chair down on top of FRED L's head!!

EXTREME WARRIOR

Another no-show! This is ridiculous!

CONFUSION

CONFUSION is here!! He comes barreling down the ramp and he just starts attacking everyone he sees! He doesn’t care who they are, he just wants to WIN! He missed his shot at the tag belts, and he’s aching to get a victory here tonight! DEATH and MAVERICK continue to battle as STEEL tries to break it up and attack DEATH, BIGG RIGG is tossing out bodies and beating up men outside the ring! He’s making sure nobody gets back up once they’re out of the ring! The inside of the ring has only a handful of men in it! JAMES DRAVEN, FRED L, CONFUSION and XTREME!

SPIKE JOHNSON

Another no-show! Is there NO competition left for this event?

TRENT GEIN

WAIT A MINUTE! Here comes TRENT GEIN! He’s been called one of the top contenders for this match, and he’s proving it with a rampage across the competitors! XTREME is out of the ring! CONFUSION is out! FRED L is out! JAMES DRAVEN grabs TRENT GEIN and starts beating on the back of his head! FRED L crawls back in as XTREME starts working on CONFUSION outside the ring as they both battle to get back in!

SEWASIDE

Nobody is surprised when SEWASIDE doesn’t show up.

SPECIAL K

SPECIAL K comes running down the ramp and into the ring! ANTONIO GAMBINO continued his assault on JAMES DRAVEN, as FRED L and TRENT GEIN went at it most of the time and occasionally tried to get a punch or two in on the other men. ANTONIO GAMBINO was handing JAMES DRAVEN with absolutely no problem, and it wasn't too long when ANTONIO GAMBINO tossed JAMES DRAVEN over the top rope, making him land on his head outside the ring hard! Meanwhile, FRED L did the same to TRENT GEIN! ANTONIO GAMBINO saw the whole thing, and took off running towards FRED L, who immediately turned around and back-body dropped ANTONIO GAMBINO over the ropes as well!! JAMES DRAVEN rolls back in as the buzzer goes off!

STEVE STARR

It’s STEVE STARR! He launches himself into the ring! He joins TRENT GEIN in the attack on FRED L and JAMES DRAVEN! They whip FRED L into the ropes and hit a double clothesline as JAMES DRAVEN gets to the top rope. STEVE STARR turns just in time to see the bottom of JAMES DRAVEN’s boots!! BAM! Kick to the face! FRED L grabs JAMES DRAVEN and the two of them battle it out as TRENT GEIN gets to his feet with STEVE STARR. CONFUSION looks hurt outside the ring, but he gets to his feet. The buzzer sounds again.

SEAN PARKER

SEAN PARKER comes running down, but XTREME grabs him and the two start fighting up the ramp! SEAN PARKER won’t make it back to the ring in time!! XTREME and C!4 are all the way up the ramp and into the back! SPECIAL K starts to work over STEVE STARR with lefts and rights!

ICE LIGHTNING

ICE LIGHTNING comes running down and tries to get into the ring, but ANTONIO GAMBINO is still there, and is trying to keep him from entering! He boots ANTONIO GAMBINO away, but STEVE STARR nails him with a baseball slide that sends him crashing into the announce table, knocking him out cold! Meanwhile, FRED L and TRENT GEIN are beating each other senseless inside the ring!

HELLHOLE

And here comes HELLHOLE! He dodges the bodies outside the ring and slides in, only to be met with boot to the head from STEVE STARR and JAMES DRAVEN, as FRED L, SPECIAL K and TRENT GEIN continue to bloody each other in the corner! SPECIAL K is tossed out and lands hard against the steps!

JON PAGE

Wait a minute! It’s JON PAGE! He rolls into the ring, and we now have six men in the ring: TRENT GEIN, JAMES DRAVEN, HELLHOLE, STEVE STARR, JON PAGE and FRED L! JON PAGE pulls FRED L off TRENT GEIN and starts to work him over with a series of closed fists, as TRENT GEIN goes after STEVE STARR and JAMES DRAVEN attacks JON PAGE, only to get hip tossed out of the ring and on to ANTONIO GAMBINO! Both men look hurt!

LUCAS BALKAN

LUCAS BALKAN runs down to the ring and grabs TRENT GEIN’s leg from outside the ring! He whips his leg up and trips TRENT GEIN, then pulls him out of the ring! LUCAS BALKAN starts beating on TRENT GEIN as FRED L joins the battle with JON PAGE and STEVE STARR!

WILD ORCHID

WILD ORCHID comes down and looks to be ready to help TRENT GEIN! Or is he just mad at LUCAS BALKAN? It doesn’t matter, because TRENT GEIN manages to overpower both men and clonk their heads together like coconuts!

DAVE JESS

DAVE JESS comes down and joins the match as TRENT GEIN grabs JON PAGE and pulls him out of the ring from the outside! DAVE JESS rolls into the ring and turns STEVE STARR around, unloading a combination of punches and kicks, while HELLHOLE and FRED L start to execute a variety of impressive moves!

RAW POWER

RAW POWER runs down to the ring and immediately goes after DAVE JESS and STEVE STARR, and it’s a two on one! DAVE JESS and RAW POWER double DDT STEVE STARR, pick him up, and toss him over the top! DAVE JESS and RAW POWER shake hands, but RAW POWER immediately yanks DAVE JESS into a clothesline! There are no friends in the Lord Of The Ring Match! TRENT GEIN and JON PAGE continue to work outside the ring as the buzzer sounds again!

SUPERBALLS

No show!

KRONIK

KRONIK comes down and jumps on top of JON PAGE outside the ring! He stars unloading on him long enough for TRENT GEIN to get back into the ring and go after HELLHOLE! STEVE STARR is having trouble getting to his feet after being tossed out by DAVE JESS and RAW POWER, who are now going at it in the ring.

GOLDEN BOY

No show!

ERIC RODRIGUEZ

No show!

TANNEN LOCKE

And here’s comes TANNEN LOCKE! As DAVE JESS and RAW POWER double team on HELLHOLE, STEVE STARR is back in the ring and working on FRED L! JON PAGE and TRENT GEIN are struggling outside the ring. And it’s still anyone’s game!

KORE

KORE comes flying down the ramp like a shot! He dives across TANNEN LOCKE and slams him into the corner! KORE grabs DAVE JESS and whips him out of the ring! RAW POWER turns and attacks, and he gets a face full of fist from KORE as well! Over the top he goes! TRENT GEIN takes KORE out with a kick behind the knee, and JON PAGE and FRED L both jump on the pair of them! HELLHOLE sees DAVE JESS and RAW POWER trying to get up outside the ring, and he leaps over the top rope with a flip and lands across them both! SPLASH! HELLHOLE gets up, holding his ribs.

STEVE JASON

Oh LOOK OUT! Here comes STEVE JASON! He’s on FIRE! He flies into the ring and starts wailing on STEVE STARR, as FRED L gets to his feet and nails STEVE JASON from behind! STEVE JASON turns and catches a boot to the jaw from KORE! TRENT GEIN and JON PAGE are back in the ring! The camera pulls back to show STEVE STARR, KRONIK, TANNEN LOCKE, FRED L, TRENT GEIN, STEVE JASON, JON PAGE and KORE going to work on one another as the buzzer hits for the next competitor!

DARREN DAMARCUS

And DARREN DAMARCUS is finally here! He comes out and is immediately clotheslined by HELLHOLE before he can even enter the ring! HELLHOLE jumps on him, but his ribs are in bad shape! DARREN DAMARCUS struggles to get into the ring before the buzzer, but TANNEN LOCKE goes to kick him from inside the ring! DARREN DAMARCUS grabs his legs and pulls him out of the ring! He goes to get in, but HELLHOLE grabs his ankle and holds him back! DARREN DAMARCUS misses the deadline!! BUZZZ! DARREN DAMARCUS drops a huge elbow across HELLHOLE’s chest, crushing his already damaged ribs!

ORTIZ

The crowd goes nuts as ORTIZ finally makes his entrance! He rolls into the ring and the entire group seems bent on destroying him! ORTIZ rolls out of the ring to regroup, and they all stand at the ropes like they all want to make sure he loses! KRONIK has had enough of the teamwork, and he tackles STEVE JASON from behind! Instinctively, the whole group turns on KRONIK! He gets pummeled by ten fists, and is launched from the ring! ORTIZ rolls back in behind the group, and he bulldogs KORE into the mat! JON PAGE turns and grabs ORTIZ, but FRED L punches JON PAGE in the face, and the teamwork is over!

GECKO

And here’s GECKO! He comes to the ring and dives right in to the action! He tackles STEVE STARR and tosses him out of the ring, but is quickly clotheslined by FRED L! STEVE JASON grabs KORE and starts working him over, and ORTIZ is struggling with JON PAGE! GECKO is tossed out! TANNEN LOCKE is back in!

RONIN BLACKKNIGHT

RONIN BLACKKNIGHT is here! He comes down to fight, and FRED L grabs him by the tights as he rolls in! He’s fighting dirty! A series of kidney shots leaves RONIN BLACKKNIGHT stiff in the center of the ring! FRED L and STEVE STARR puch him out of the ring, where he crashes to the floor! FRED L then quickly scoop slams STEVE STARR out of the ring on top of him!! STEVE JASON grabs TANNEN LOCKE and turns him around with a piledriver! ORTIZ takes FRED L and nails a suplex! TANNEN LOCKE and FRED L are tossed out of the ring! GECKO goes to get back in!

LEE STONE

LEE STONE finally gets the call! The crowd is on its feet! LEE STONE runs down the ramp, and immediately goes after STEVE JASON! STEVE JASON gets hit hard from behind, and is knocked silly! LEE STONE picks up STEVE JASON and whips him to the ropes! He follows the exhausted STEVE JASON and clotheslines him over the top rope! What POWER! KORE jumps on LEE STONE from behind and hits a snap suplex! LEE STONE is dazed as KORE goes to whip him to the corner, but TRENT GEIN comes in with a flying elbow across KORE that rocks him back to the ropes! KORE gets CAUGHT IN THE ROPES! ORTIZ and TRENT GEIN see this, and start working him over! LEE STONE looks for his next target, and sees GECKO struggling to stand! He goes and grabs him and lifts him high over his head as the buzzer hits for the LAST TIME!!

JD MARSH

The final name is called, and it’s JD MARSH! JD MARSH runs down, and LEE STONE immediately tosses GECKO out of the ring ON TOP OF JD MARSH! TANNEN LOCKE tries to get up outside the ring, but his ankle is twisted! STEVE JASON and FRED L meet outside the ring and try to prevent each other from getting back in! FRED L boots STEVE JASON hard in the head, sending STEVE JASON back into the guard rail. FRED L is back in the ring! LEE STONE and JON PAGE are struggling for the upper hand by the ropes, but TRENT GEIN leaps on them and pulls them both out of the ring with himself! All three land on the floor! KORE is trying to free himself, but the only way to get his arms untangled from the ropes is to flip himself out of the ring! ORTIZ heads over to start working on KORE, but KORE uses his last ounce of strength to kick up and boot ORTIZ in the gut! He then flips himself out of the ring! The crowd screams, as only ORTIZ and FRED L are left in the ring! FRED L looks at ORTIZ, and he charges! ORTIZ telegraphs it and hip tosses FRED L OVER THE TOP ROPE! But FRED L GRABS THE ROPE and lands on the apron! He’s still in this! ORTIZ had it won! TRENT GEIN crawls back into the ring, as does STEVE JASON. KORE grabs FRED L, still on the apron, and pulls him off! FRED L lands hard on the floor below! KORE struggles to get back in the ring, as LEE STONE and JON PAGE start fighting out side the ring, trying to stop each other from getting back in! STEVE JASON attacked ORTIZ from the back with a belly-to-back suplex, and the two grappled for several minutes, with each man gaining the upper hand at one point. TRENT GEIN got up and started working on KORE again as STEVE JASON and ORTIZ continued the battle on the other side of the ring. TRENT GEIN and STEVE JASON choreographed a double Irish Whip to send ORTIZ and KORE crashing into each other, but both men REVERSED IT, and STEVE JASON and TRENT GEIN bonked heads in the center of the ring! The crowd went crazy! KORE saw the upper hand and started working over TRENT GEIN, expecting ORTIZ to do the same to STEVE JASON, but instead, ORTIZ grabbed KORE and held him high over his head! He executed a helicopter spin and dizzied up KORE for thirty seconds, then he THREW HIM OUT OF THE RING like a rag doll! KORE was out of it! ORTIZ then picked up TRENT GEIN and got him in piledriver! BANG! ORTIZ got up and took a swing at STEVE JASON, but STEVE JASON ducked and nailed ORTIZ with a devastating low blow! With KORE outside the ring, TRENT GEIN and STEVE JASON were now able to double team on ORTIZ, and they laid out a pure assault for two minutes. ORTIZ was in trouble! KORE came back in and STEVE JASON went after him. The two went at it while TRENT GEIN got ORTIZ to his feet. TRENT GEIN hit a killer DDT on ORTIZ! ORTIZ was OUT! TRENT GEIN tossed ORTIZ out of the ring! STEVE JASON jumped on TRENT GEIN, and was about to toss him out, but KORE came flying out of nowhere and crashed into both men, sending them all falling over the top rope to the ground in a giant pile of men!! THE RING IS EMPTY! JON PAGE grabbed a chair and nailed LEE STONE with it outside the ring! He saw that this was him opportunity, and he headed to the ring apron! JON PAGE crawled to the apron, but STEVE JASON used the pile of men as ring steps, and jumped over the top rope! JON PAGE and STEVE JASON are back in the ring! JON PAGE got to his feet, and STEVE JASON charged him with a huge drop kick! JON PAGE flipped over the top rope!! IT’S ALL OVER!! STEVE JASON has WON the 2003 LORD OF THE RING MATCH!

2003 LORD OF THE RING and NEW WORLD CHAMPION:

STEVE JASON is handed the belt, and KITTEN comes out to congratulate him! What a battle!! And ANDREW GIBSON appears on the ramp. He just looks at them and heads to the back.

in the back, JASON ORTIZ is LIVID. ANDREW GIBSON heads to the back and sees ORTIZ.

ORTIZ: This is BULLS**T! TRENT GEIN!! I had this thing WON!! If it wasn’t for that damn TRENT GEIN, I could have beaten STEVE JASON!

ANDREW GIBSON heads to ORTIZ.

GIBSON: You think you had a shot? PLEASE. STEVE JASON had you beat. Face it. The guy’s got it all. He’s got KITTEN on his arm, he’s got the WORLD TITLE over his shoulder, the guy is the man!

ORTIZ: NO HE ISN’T! He ain’t S**T! I’m the MAN here! And he is going to figure that out!

GIBSON: Well you’re not going to be able to beat him without some help.

ORTIZ: WRONG! I can beat his ass, and you know it!

GIBSON: Well I’m offering to help you. I want STEVE JASON to learn that he can’t have it all. I am going to show him up in front of his little girlfriend. Then she’ll see that I’m the only real man in the XWF.

ORTIZ: Look, GIBSON. I’m not interested in your own manly agenda, but if you want to stand on the apron and watch me beat STEVE into a pulp, fine by me. Just don’t get in my way..

GIBSON and ORTIZ look at each other for a moment, and walk away. Did they just form an alliance, or are they just after a common target?

MAIN EVENT

KITTEN
vs.
JASON CASH
X-Treme Rules

The camera panes around the audience showing a super-ecstatic screaming and shouting like crazy. JASON CASH's music comes on and out he comes carrying with him a 10ft ladder. He walks up to the ring and drops the ladder followed by rolling under the third rope and climbing up the turnbuckle for a quick pose. KITTEN jumps down, turns towards CASH who is already in the ring, and locks eye-to-eye with her. The ref then rings the bell to start the match. The two charge at each other and lock up when suddenly CASH breaks it and pushes KITTEN back, antagonizing her. KITTEN goes to grab him again and CASH kicks her in the gut making her hunch over followed by CASH quickly striking KITTEN down to the mat. CASH stomps on KITTEN's head before she can even rollover to get up. CASH then grabs KITTEN's hair, picks her up, and gives her a suplex immediately rolling over backwards onto KITTEN, mounting her and punching her 4 or 5 times until she shoves CASH off. KITTEN tries to shake it off and gets to her feet. Again KITTEN and CASH lock up but this time KITTEN gets a headlock on CASH and punches him in the head a couple of times and throws him down to the mat. Before CASH can even start getting up though, KITTEN grabs his legs apart and jumps for a leg-drop low blow. While CASH is laying there holding his crotch, KITTEN quickly rolls out of the ring to grab some stuff from underneath the ring. KITTEN throws back in a garbage can lid and the garbage can filled with other various objects. By now CASH is starting to get up when KITTEN rolls back into the ring and bum-rushes him, whipping him into one of the turnbuckles. KITTEN then grabs the garbage can lid and runs over to CASH smashing it down on his head; again and again and again. CASH drops down onto the mat on his butt. KITTEN throws down the garbage can lid and now grabs the garbage can itself dumping out its contents, walks over to CASH with it and puts it OVER him. KITTEN runs over the opposite side of the ring diagonally from CASH and runs back followed by double leg drop kicking him! CASH tenses up and slumps over on the mat. KITTEN takes the disfigured garbage can off of CASH and covers him for a pin! 1.... 2... CASH grabs the rope at the last second! KITTEN looks at the ref and says it was a 3 count, but the ref says that CASH grabbed the rope. KITTEN gets up, grabs CASH by his hair, spins him around in a quick 360 and throws him over the rope. CASH crashes down on the ground like a sack of potatoes. KITTEN then turns to the crowd and taunts CASH behind his back; waiting for him to get up he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. CASH slowly starts to get up holding his head and shaking it too. KITTEN sees CASH standing there all woozy looking, and she flips off towards him but she misjudges as CASH tucks and rolls out of the way. A mistake on KITTEN’s behalf now turned the tables as CASH then comes back to his senses and seizes the opportunity. He goes and picks KITTEN up and whips her into the ring. KITTEN, bouncing off her stomach is suddenly suplexed, and CASH spins around and does another one! He spins around again and does another one and spins yet again and does another one. CASH spins around one last time and does one last suplex before collapsing in exhaustion! KITTEN’s lifeless-looking body is now laying there on the mat right next to him. CASH eventually walks over to the side of the ring and pulls two chairs out from underneath it. Walking back though however he sees KITTEN starting to stir, he quickly drops one and hits KITTEN on her back with the other. CASH hits her again and again now leaving KITTEN sprawled out there. CASH turns around and heads towards the ring again this time taking two tables out from underneath it. He takes them over to the announcer's tables and lays one down on top between both the American and Spanish announcer's tables. With the other table he takes it into the ring and leans it up against one of the ringposts. CASH rolls out of the ring again and grabs KITTEN by her hair, walks her toward the ring and throws her in. CASH quickly then grabs that second chair and crawls into the ring with it. KITTEN has now slowly crawled over towards the table in the corner when CASH catches up with her; dropping the chair, he grabs KITTEN and goes to whip her to the corner but KITTEN reverses the move and it’s CASH who gets thrown diagonally into the ring post, his back slamming hard into the turnbuckle! CASH stumbles forward towards KITTEN. KITTEN then grabs and hunches CASH up onto her left shoulder and runs with him crashing both of them through the table! A desperation move for KITTEN that has them both gasping for air! The two of them just lay there motionless for a good ten seconds. KITTEN starts stirring and CASH is groaning as he grabs the ropes using them to help get himself up. By now KITTEN is on her hands and knees and then stands her one foot up and slowly stands up; meanwhile CASH is just about there and then stands up too. The two of them then turn around towards each other and ever-so-slowly starting punching each other back and forth. KITTEN, then CASH, KITTEN, then CASH, KITTEN, then CASH and on the 4th punch KITTEN throws CASH ducks around, whips KITTEN's left arm around the back of her head and picks KITTEN up for a backdrop. With KITTEN now laying on his back 504 gets up slowly and grabs KITTEN picking her up by her hair and Irish whips her into a turnbuckle. He then picks KITTEN up and places her on top of the turnbuckle, followed by himself getting up onto the bottom rope. Then CASH locks KITTEN's head in getting her ready for a superplex, and as doing so he steps up on to the 2nd rope. And finally before actually doing so, he stands KITTEN up on the top rope and steps up himself on to the top rope and superplexes KITTEN off! Both competitors now lay motionless and the crowd is really into the action of the match! Nearly twenty seconds went by, and both starters finally start stirring and moving around. CASH a little bit more faster than KITTEN and he gets to his feet first, grabs hold of KITTEN and runs her to the rope throwing her over the top rope in front of the announcer's tables. And with that, CASH rolls out and walks over to where KITTEN had the ladder laying. Carrying it, CASH places the 10 ft ladder up-right opening it in front of the wooden table between the two announcer's tables with the steps facing the ring. CASH then grabs KITTEN by her hair and slowly picks her and when KITTEN halfway to her feet, CASH started punching her face 5 or 6 times just to make sure she wouldn’t be able to get up any time soon. After that, he rolled KITTEN length-wise onto the wooden table. He then turned around and walked back toward the ring and rolled in. CASH then grabbed the chair in the ring and set it up by the ropes of the side of the announcers' tables. The crowd knew this was going to be a major move, and they reacted! CASH took off running the opposite direction, bounced off the ropes and came running back, hopped from the chair onto the top rope and leap-frogged the 10ft ladder! Over and through the air CASH flew until he came crashing down on top of KITTEN through the table! CRASH! Both competitors are lying on the mat and the crowd is out of control! CASH started to get up using the Spanish announce table while KITTEN was still laying there motionless. CASH got up and grabbed KITTEN picking her up and rolling her lifeless-looking body into the ring again. Rolling in behind her, CASH grabbed the steel folding chair and laid it down flat in the middle of the ring. Then turned to KITTEN and picked her up! He’s going to... NO!! He powerbombed her onto the chair! It’s all over! Here’s the pin! 1.... 2.... KICK OUT! NO WAY! KITTEN IS STILL IN THIS! CASH CAN’T BELIEVE IT! He picks her up again! He’s setting her up for a tombstone piledriver!! NO! This could break her neck!! Don’t do it!!

PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT BUZZZZZZZZ!

What the hell is that? CASH has KITTEN on his shoulder, and he stll plans on dropping her on her head!

PUTT PUTT BUZZZZZZZZ! PUTT PUTT PUTT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!

CASH realizes something’s up, and he quickly finishes the set up of the piledriver! All of a sudden, a CHAINSAW comes tearing through the canvas of the ring!! Smoke and shreds of canvas fly upwards right next to JASON, and he tosses KITTEN down and heads for the ropes! It’s TRENT GEIN!! TRENT GEIN is crashing through the bottom of the ring and emerging through the hole he’s made! JASON tries to get out, but he stumbles and gets himself tied up in the ropes! TRENT puts down the chainsaw and starts unloading on JASON’s helpless body! The crowd is on fire!! JASON is being bloodied and beaten as KITTEN slowly gets to her feet! TRENT is all that’s left of the alliance between KITTEN, TRENT, KILLJOY, JAMES DRAVEN and DAMION formed only a few weeks ago, and the rage is still there! TRENT goes back for the chainsaw! He picks it up and sees JASON sitting on the mat with his arms locked behind his back! TRENT revs up the chainsaw!! NO way!! He’s going to SHRED HIM TO PIECES!! JASON LOOKS HORRIFIED! But wait a minute! Here comes CADAVER DOG CHRIS QUINN!! Is he here to help JASON, or is he just tired of TRENT? Whatever the reason, TRENT exits the ring and goes after CHRIS with the chainsaw! CHRIS sees this and quickly turns around, headed for the back! KITTEN and the ref remove JASON from the ropes, and KITTEN scoops his weakened body up, setting HIM up for a piledriver! The crowd screams in delight as.. BOOM!! JASON’s limp body bounces off the canvas! KITTEN falls across him, completely exhausted.. 1... 2... THREE!! NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!

NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION

KITTEN has done it! She beat the odds and got back into the XWF by tricking JASON CASH! And when JASON tried to piss off the boss by signing a match that had KITTEN going for the UNIVERSAL TITLE! But KITTEN beat the man who signed her up for the match and now she is the champ! Now JONATHYN has to deal with the fact that the one person he never wanted to see back in the XWF is now the UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! STEVE JASON comes running down the ramp as KITTEN limps to the ropes. He crawls in and congratulates her, and the crowd is ecstatic! The official hands KITTEN the UNIVERSAL BELT, and the two new champions raise their titles high for all to see! We’ll see you tomorrow night at MASSACRE!

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DECEMBER 28, 2003