DEATH #1
vs.
DEATH #2
Sudden DEATH Match
(Loser is out of the XWF)
DIABOLIQUE
vs.
WILLOW
Women's Title Number One Contender MUD WRESTLING Match
ARMAGEDDON X
vs.
DEMETRI
vs.
KILLJOY
vs.
ENFORCER
vs.
ELIMINATOR
vs.
TRENT GEIN
vs.
ADRIAN STARR
vs.
STERN
MAXIMUM IMPACT CONTRACT BATTLE ROYAL
JEN JETSON
vs.
KITTEN
X-Treme Rules
JUSTIN GREENWOOD
vs.
CRUNCH
vs.
GENESIS
vs.
SYRUS FALLS
Glass Match
JANDROMYTE & SPOOK
vs.
STEEL & BLADE
Elimination Tag Match
TYKE MISON
vs.
ARREN DAUTRIEVE
Pin To Win
MIKE X
vs.
(Earlier winner)
Standard Match
MAIN EVENT
CYREN
vs.
EXTREME WARRIOR
vs.
GRAVY
vs.
GENESIS
vs.
JEM
vs.
GECKO
6-Man "House Of Pain" Elimination Match
The show opens with DOMINATOR talking with STEEL and BLADE about tonight. DOMINATOR looks extremely confident…
STEEL: And after that, I’ll grab JANDROMYTE, pluck him onto my shoulder and make the biggest STEEL IMPACT that the XWF has ever seen…I’ll drop that clown like a sack of shit!
BLADE: And we’ll become 4 TIME XWF TAG CHAMPIONS!
DOMINATOR: Excellent. This night…this moment…it’s gonna be off the hook, guys…and it’s all because of ME!
BLADE: Heh heh…I wonder how JONATHYN is gonna react when he sees what you’ve done with the place?
STEEL: Good point! You HAVE lost a lot of his major talents since he’s been…umm…well, clinically dead.
DOMINATOR: I know…It is a concern to me, but I don’t think JONATHYN is coming back any time soon?
BLADE: Why? Did you hook him up with some cheap whore? DOES HE HAVE SYPHILIS?
DOMINATOR: No…he’s still in pretty bad shape. But just in case, I’m gonna start hiring NEW talent…that way, the roster won’t look so empty.
STEEL: DOM, you’re the MAN WITH THE PLAN!
DOMINATOR: I’m just too good! Heh!
We cut to the main arena, tons of fireworks and pyros blast off the stage…BRING THE PAIN IS OFFCIALLY UNDERWAY!
The crowd is on their feet, finally getting to see some action in the ring, DEATH #1 comes out with ARREN DAUTRIEVE. They taunt the crowd, before DEATH #2 comes out. He slides into the ring, acting extremely similar to DEATH#1. With that, one of the DEATHS spears the other and begins to pummel away. They roll on the floor, trying to counter each other’s moves. The crowd is completely confused Nobody knows who’s who, until ARREN slides into the ring. He and DEATH double team DEATH #2. Nice double chickenwing suplex. DEATH#2 gets up and hits a kick right to the temple of DEATH#1. However, ARREN DAUTRIEVE locks DEATH#2 in a Full Nelson. DEATH#2 tries desperately to fight out of the move…he seems to be shouting “I’m the real DEATH” to ARREN, but ARREN won’t buy it. As DEATH#1 slowly begins to climb to his feet, DEATH#” swings a kick at DEATH#1, but it merely clips his shoulder. DEATH#1 slides out of the ring and grabs TWO STEEL CHAIRS. With that, DEATH#1 rams the chair into the chest of his counterpart. Followed by a sickening shot to the skull. DEATH#2 falls to the floor like a sack of shit. ARREN is passed the second chair…it looks like they’re going for a CON-CHAIR-TO…DEATH#2 gets to his feet…SMACK! The second DEATH is hit and he falls to the mat. DEATH covers…1…2…ARMAGEDDON X just broke up the count! What is ARMAGEDDON X doing here? Has he come out to help DEATH#2? ARREN and DEATH #1 start attacking AX. DEATH#1 connects with a thunderous BUCKSHOT to AX, but it doesn’t look as effective as it usually does. DEATH#1 stands up…he leans back on the ropes, but something falls off his head…IT’S A WIG! He’s a blonde! AX pulls DEATH’s BEARD off! He continues beating on him with right hands! DEATH #2gets back up to his feet, bleeding at the forehead. He helps out by attacking ARREN…BUCKSHOT! ARREN is DOWN! He rolls out of the ring and escapes from the main arena. Back in the ring, AX and DEATH #2 start ripping the pillows out of DEATH #1’s outfit! They rip it all off him and reveal that it’s not DEATH at all…OH MY GOD! THAT’S XWF legend MASTER B! MASTER B looks at the crowd and darts off! The match is awarded to DEATH#2, THE REAL DEATH...AX helps him to the back area.
WINNER:
DEATH #1
vs.
DEATH #2
Sudden DEATH Match
(Loser is out of the XWF)
We go backstage to see WILLOW and KANDY arrive in the arena. The two hold hands as they enter. Suddenly from behind them TRENT GEIN holds a knife up to WILLOW!
TRENT: You speak and I'll kill you. Both of you, come with me!
KANDY and a very scared WILLOW follow TRENT GEIN into a closet. The closet door closes and then we hear some banging around. Then, we hear screams from the two girls inside, when suddenly the door busts off it's hinges and TRENT GEIN goes flying out! And then we see CENTURION walk out afterwards, holding a bent steel PIPE.
CENTURION: LISTEN YOU LITTLE BITCH! Nobody...AND I MEAN NOBODY screws with me. You cost me a shot at the Universal Title, and then parade around like your hot shit. Guess what...YOU'RE NOT! Trent, you like making peoples lives a living Hell...now it's time for me to return the favor.
CENTURION kicks TRENT in the ribs a few times, It takes many senior officials and even STEEL and BLADE to separate CENTURION and TRENT GEIN…
We see a large pool of mud laying in a segregated section of the arena. DIABOLIQUE enters the arena firstly…to a reasonably large pop as well…she walks down the ramp and through the small alcove leading to the pool of mud…she stares down at the thick, squelchy substance. WILLOW eventually comes out, a little shaken by what TRENT GEIN did to her earlier. She is not alone, her friend KANDY is also with her. KANDY remains on the stage, as WILLOW walks round to the mud pool. DIABOLIQUE wastes no time and kicks her straight into the gut. She picks her up in a scoop slam position, but WILLOW fights out of it. WILLOW dropkicks DIABOLIQUE in the back, sending her toward the pool. DIABOLIQUE stops herself, but WILLOW pushes her into the mud. She falls face first into the sludge. DIABOLIQUE gets up and LAUGHS. She stands in the middle of the mud pool, beckoning WILLOW to enter. WILLOW takes off her shoes and tip toes into the mud pool. She tries to run, but her foot gets stuck in the mud, sending her down into the mud face first. The crowd bursts into laughter. KANDY has a small smile on her face. DIABOLIQUE begins to press WILLOW’s head into the mud, as WILLOW screams through the sludge. Eventually, she prizes her head out of the mud. He face is PLASTERED. She wipes some off, before DIABOLIQUE plucks WILLOW into the air and scoop slams her into the mud. Mud flies everywhere, onto the camera, into the crowd and onto the referee’s shirt. DIABOLIQUE then moves over to the referee, plucks him into the air and throws him into the mud as well! The crowd are laughing hard! DIABOLIQUE circles WILLOW and prepares for a lariat, but WILLOW catches DIABOLIQUE and shoulder back drops her straight into the security wall, back first! DIABOLIQUE yelps in agonising pain, as WILLOW wipes some of the mud off her chest and face. She spits some in the face of DIABOLIQUE, before taking her down…CROSSFACE IN THE MUD! DIABOLIQUE is in excruciating pain…but is able to fight out of it by shoving WILLOW’s head into the mud once again. WILLOW releases DIABOLIQUE. WILLOW goes for a kick, but DIABOLIQUE counters and hits a dragon screw. DIABOLIQUE goes over to the stage area and grabs something…a steel chair. WILLOW is not looking. She places the chair in the mud, covering it slightly in the thickness of the mud. DIABOLIQUE looks to take WILLOW by the arms, but wait…KANDY WITH A CROSS BODY OFF THE STAGE! DIABOLIQUE just got taken down by KANDY! KANDY gets up and warns WILLOW about the chair. As WILLOW searches for the chair, DIABOLIQUE is up and plucks KANDY onto her shoulders…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE CONCRETE! KANDY is out of it! WILLOW turns, only to be met by DIABOLIQUE…she picks up WILLOW and turns her upside down…she move to the buried chair…no…no…NO! TOMBSTONE ON THE CHAIR! DIABOLIQUE covers…1…2…THREE! DIABOLIQUE is the number one contender for the WOMEN’s TITLE!
WINNER:
DIABOLIQUE
vs.
WILLOW
Women's Title Number One Contender MUD WRESTLING Match
ARMAGEDDON X
vs.
DEMETRI
vs.
KILLJOY
vs.
ENFORCER
vs.
ELIMINATOR
vs.
TRENT GEIN
vs.
ADRIAN STARR
vs.
STERN
MAXIMUM IMPACT CONTRACT BATTLE ROYAL
All the superstars are already in the ring, as we are set for the IMPACT BATTLE ROYAL. The bell rings, and immediately bodys pile onto another. STERN takes on ADRIAN STARR, punching and kicking at him in the corner. TRENT GEIN is battling ENFORCER in the center of the ring, countering German Suplexes. There seems to be a game of human ping pong going on between DEMETRI, AX, ELIMINATOR and KILLJOY. KILLJOY is being thrown to the lions with every punch. ADRIAN STARR is back up and whips STERN straight into the back of DEMETRI, sending him into the ropes. ELIMINATOR tries to eliminate him, but STERN ducks a clothesline and sends him to the mat with a spinebuster. KILLJOY hits a hard right hand on ARMAGEDDON X, sending him into the path of TRENT GIEN< who powerbombs him into the turnbuckle. ADRIAN STARR runs at STERN, clotheslining him over the top! STERN IS THE FIRST TO GO! ADRIAN STARR looks at the fallen STERN and shrugs, but ELIMINATOR runs at STARR, but STARR ducks and kicks ELIMINATOR back into the ropes…ENFORCER runs at ELIMINATOR and dropkicks him right over the top. ELIMINATOR holds on to the ropes, but ENFORCER elbows him off to the floor. ELIMINATOR HAS BEEN, well…ELIMINATED. ADRIAN STARR is battling DEMETRI, as ARMAGEDDON X has his hands full with TRENT GEIN. ENFORCER is left to duke it out with KILLJOY. KILLJOY is able to hit a KILLSWITCH on ENFORCER, sending him to the mat. KILLJOY takes a moment to recover, but TRENT GEIN knocks him down with a running cross body. KILLJOY gets back up to his feet, as TRENT GEIN hits a devastating spinebuster to KILLJOY. However, he is clubbed from behind by DEMTRI and ADRIAN STARR! ADRIAN and DEMTERI hit a double DDT on TRENT. Meanwhile, ENFORCER and ARMAGEDDON X are pounding away at each other…but hold on a minute…CENTRUION IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! He shouts something at DEMETRI and ADRIAN STARR, CENTURION HOLDS DOWN THE TOP ROPE, as ADRIAN STARR and DEMTRI clothesline TRENT over the top! CENTURION HAS SCREWED TRENT GEIN AGAIN! As CENTURION begins to pound on TRENT GEIN on the outside. As DEMETRI and ADRIAN STARR regain their breath, ENFORCER and ARMAGEDDON X toss them both over the top rope with body presses! They land on top of each other…KILLJOY, ENFORCER and ARMAGEDDON X are left in this battle royal, but only ONE can become an IMPACT GRADUATE! But hold on, here comes GRAVY! GRAVY slides into the ring and takes down both ARMAGEDDON X and ENFORCER with a double clothesline. GRAVY tries to help KILLJOY back up to his feet, but is pulled away by CENTURION! The two go at it outside the ring, exchanging strong fists. All three men are down, but it looks like KILLJOY is going to be the first up to his feet…KILLJOY is climbing to the top rope…ARMAGEDDON X is getting up, and KILLJOY is getting ready for a big move, but TRENT GEIN IS UP and pushes KILLJOY off the turnbuckle and into the ring. ARMAGEDDON X and ENFORCER weakly fight center of the ring, before ENFORCER finally takes down ARMAGEDDON X with a an explosive powerbomb, that came from nowhere! AX is laying in the ring, motionless, as KILLJOY is trying to recover from TRENT GEIN’s attack. Outside, CENTURION and GRAVY are battling their way up the ramp, many senior officials have come out to separate them. As CENTURION is moved away, TRENT GEIN hits a reverse DDT on the steel ramp…CENTURION has been taken out by TRENT! As TRENT leaves the arena, we cut back to the ring, where KILLJOY is up, and scoop slams ENFORCER to the mat. ARMAGEDDON X is also back up and goes to kick KILLJOY in the head, but KILLJOY is able to duck, sending him into the ropes…he is caught in the ropes and is not moving anywhere fast! KILLJOY runs at AX and sending him towards the floor, but AX grabs the apron, just surviving. As KILLJOY turns around, he is able to get an elbow to the face of ENFORCER, knocking him to the mat. KILLJOY is climbing to the top rope once last time. He is perched and ready, but AX is back in the ring. He grabs KILLJOY by the legs a POWERBOMBS HIM OUT OF THE RING! KILLJOY Is out…it is left to ENFORCER and ARMAGEDDON X. ENFORCER grabs AX by the throat and is about to hit a chokeslam, when suddenly…
The crowd erupts…DOMINATOR is walking down to the ring, with a microphone in hand. He rolls into the ring and stands between ARMAGEDDON X and ENFORCER…
DOMINATOR: Enough! You two are gonna kill each other if you’re not careful. I’ve been watching both of your progress recently and I have decided to hire you BOTH! Congratulations. Both of you are now IMPACT GRADUATES.
DOMINATOR grabs an arm of both men and raises them into the ring…ENFORCER and ARMAGEDDON X are going to ANARCHY!
NEWEST ANARCHY ROSTER MEMBERS
JEN JETSON
vs.
KITTEN
X-Treme Rules
JEN enters the ring first, with the WOMEN’S TITLE raised above her head…however, KITTEN attacks JEM from behind before the match can even begin. KITTEN then slams JEN into the apron with a fierce look on her face. JEN tries to use the WOMEN’S TITLE to fight back, but KITTEN shoves the belt straight back into JEN’s face…KITTEN then reaches into her back pocket and pulls out a PAIR OF SCISSORS…she then reaches into her other pocket and pulls out a reel of DUCK TAPE! JUST LIKE ON ANARCHY! She takes JEN down with a super kick, before grabbing the tape and beginning to wrap JEN’s legs tight! JEN is covered from about the middle of her thigh down to her ankles in DUCK TAPE! JEN swipes at KITTEN with her free arms, but KITTEN slaps JEN across the face, before kicking her in the face. Jen cruls up and springs to her feet. She falls back onto the apron, but hits a DROP KICK IN THE DUCK TAPE! KITTEN falls back onto the steel ramp…JEN tries to reach for the scissors, but KITTEN grabs the scissors and baseball slides into JEN’s face. KITTEN grabs the tap again and places a strip across JEN’s eyes! JEN cannot see a thing, as KITTEN begins to mummify JEN in DUCK TAPE…both her arms are now strapped to her sides. She looks like a silver worm, as KITTEN rolls her into the ring. The match bell rings, as KITTEN immediately makes the cover…JEN IS HELPLESS! 1…2…THREE! That was the quickest Women’s Title Match in XWF HISTORY!!! KITTEN IS THE NEW CHAMPION!
NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION
A woman comes out from the crowd wearing a black female suit, slicked back black hair, and a deep red lipstick and hops into the ring, confronting Kitten. The unknown woman stares Kitten down, but Kitten is not intimidated. The Six foot 150 pound Russian woman tries connecting with a clothesline, but Kitten ducks and nails her with a neck breaker. Kitten quickly hops on top of the woman, and begins pounding away at her face with lefts and rights until the arena goes pitch black. Bright flashes of lighting can be seen every few seconds, as the steady sound of a bell ringing is heard. At the sound of the third bell, a guitar kicks in as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to play. A minute and a half into the song, the voice of a young child can be heard over the P.A. system.
"Now Back From The Dead"
The music stops, and the lights come back on. Both women back to their feet, the tall Russian woman takes advantage by putting a Kitten in a choke hold. Suddenly, "House of 1,000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to blare throughout the arena, as the Russian lets go of Kitten's throat. She then begins setting Kitten up for a move she calls the Silver Solviet Scorpion, a swinging DDT. But then, another man comes out from the crowd, and hops into the ring. He grabs the Russian woman, and whips her into the corner before she can land the move. The camera pans around the ring, getting a good look at the 6'4" 240 Pound man standing in the ring, facing the unknown woman. He has bleach blonde hair, slicked back, wears a Leather Trench Coat coming down to his calf's, black leather pants and boots, and a scar right above his left eye. The blonde man turns to Kitten, and gives of this sly smile as she looks up at him. Kitten's mouth drops, as she looks up at her old, beloved Leon. The man who she watched die so long ago. Kitten's eyes, PUBLICLY, turn to glass.
KITTEN: Leon?
Leon slowly makes his way towards Kitten, his eyes locked on hers, as the British accent rolls off his tongue.
LEON: I see that you haven't forgotten about me, Pet. Well, I haven't forgotten about you, either.
KITTEN's eyes glisten with tears, as her face curls into a smile.
KITTEN: How could I forget?
KITTEN's bottom lip quivers.
KITTEN: Am I dreaming?
Leon's smile becomes even wider, as he steps just a few feet from Kitten. Leon extends his arm out, gently touching Kitten's cheek, as he whispers something to her.
LEON: Lets find out, shall we?
Kitten smiles, as she reaches out and touches his chest, her eyes closing. No, it is not a dream, not the kind Kitten is used to at least. This is heaven. Everything is all better now, well, the lot of it. Kitten opens her eyes, blinking the tears away as she reaches out for him. Leon places his hand over hers, and begins rubbing it soothingly as Leon closes his eyes and breathes in heavily.
LEON: That feels real... and so does this...
An icy cold wind suddenly whips through the ring, blowing Kitten's hair around, and causing Leon's coat to flap about. The smile quickly fades from Kitten's face, letting go of her as he kicks her in the stomach. Leon grabs Kitten by the hair, tucking her between his legs. The Russian woman standing in the corner begins to grin, walking towards Leon as he lifts Kitten into the air and drops her with a devastating powerbomb. Still holding onto Kitten's legs, Leon manages to lift Kitten back into the air, and drops her down on the mat again! Leon throws his left arm into the air, pounding on his chest several times with his right fist. Leon takes off his trench coat, using it to cover Kitten's entire body. Leon places his boot where Kitten's face would be, lightly stepping down as he begins to flex at the Russian woman.
Vanda - Gooood.... Vat's my good assass'een. Now.. K'ee'l her.
Leon steps over to the corner, asking for a mic from the ring announcer. Once Leon as the mic in hand, he kicks the trench coat off of Kitten's body, and climbs on top of her, holding Kitten by the throat. Leon looks over at Vanda, then back down at Kitten
KITTEN: No, not yet... You see Kitten, The Soulless Assassin is back in your life, and until I finish the job... We'll make your life a living hell!
The Soulless Assassin gets off of Kitten, and walks behind Vanda. He puts his arms Vanda's stomach, as the crowd begins to boo them out of the building. Half conscious, Kitten stares up at them with utter shock, blood dripping down her nose. Leon lets go of Vanda, leaning down as he spits right in Kitten's face. Leon then holds down the ropes, helping Vanda out of the ring, and together they walk towards the back.
All four men are already in the ring…There are Glass Tables set up all around, with Glass Panels set up in each turnbuckle. To win, you must throw your opponent through a glass panel or glass table. Immediately, JUSTIN GREENWOOD goes to grab SYRUS FALLS, but SYRUS is smart enough to kick JUSTIN in the gut and hitting a running spinebuster. GENESIS and CRUNCH tustle by two of the glass panels. We see one of the panels slip off the turnbuckle, flat onto the mat, as SYRUS whips JUSTIN towards the turnbuckle, expecting splinters to go flying, SYRUS defends himself, but not hearing any smash, he looks up, only to get flattended by CRUCH with a devastating clothesline. CRUNCH grabs SYRUS and throws him over the top rope, sending him to the floor below. JUSTIN GREENWOOD then charges at GENESIS, hitting a Train Attack on him. CRUNCH then hits a stiff shoulder dive, knocking JUSTIN onto the glass panel. The glass remains intact. However, we look outside the ring to see SYRUS has hold of a sledgehammer! He is smashing up one of the tables! He grabs the most intact leg and rolls back into the ring, with the razor sharp glass leg in hand. CRUNCH grabs a hold of JUSTIN GREENWOOD and scoop slams him onto the fallen glass panel, but it only cracks slightly in the center. As GENESIS moves over to pick up GREENWOOD, SYRUS stabs him in the arm with the table leg! GENESIS yelps in pain and hits a sick right hand to the face of SYRUS. He pulls out some of the splinters still in his arm, but SYRUS grabs the table leg again and cuts him open on the arm. GENESIS then grabs SYRUS and irish whips him STRAIGHT INTO A GLASS PANEL! SYRUS FALLS is eliminated, covered in shattered flakes of glass. GENESIS is bleeding badly now. He takes off his shirt and ties it around his arm, hoping to reduce the amount of blood escaping his body. CRUNCH, who is slightly cut across his chest, takes down GENESIS. JUSTIN GREENWOOD is back up to his feet and tackles CRUNCH to the mat. He climbs to the top rope and looks like he’s going for CRUNCH, but GENESIS is back up and he picks up the glass panel, propping it up on the broken table leg. JUSTIN goes for a swanton bomb, but goes straight through the glass! JUSTIN is out! GENESIS and CRUNCH are the only two left! GENESIS begins to feel faint…blood is escaping through his shirt and is now dripping and trickling down his arm. CRUNCH picks up GENESIS and gives him a Brainbuster DDT right on a section of broken glass! Small pieces of glass stick out of GENESIS’ skull as he stands up…CRUNCH grabs GENESIS and throws him onto the top rope. He is hung out like dirty laundry! CRUNCH climbs out onto the apron and grabs GENESIS. He plucks him onto his shoulders and moves towards the glass table…GENESIS is in trouble. He tries to punch CRUNCH in the head, but it has little if any effect. POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! CRUNCH HAS WON THE X-TREME TITLE, and GENESIS looks like he’s been into a food blender!
X-TREME CHAMPION:
JUSTIN GREENWOOD
vs.
CRUNCH
vs.
GENESIS
vs.
SYRUS FALLS
Glass Match
The CLOWNS come out to a large pop from the crowd. The BROTHERS OF ANARCHY get an equally loud pop from the crowd…The bell rings and the match begins! STEEL is out there first against JANDROMYTE. JANDRO ducks under a punch attempt and grabs STEEL from behind, reverse neckbreaker! JANDRO is up and delivers a leg drop across the throat of STEEL!! JANDRO turns and runs off the ropes, but BLADE reaches over and clocks him, falling JANDRO to the mat. STEEL picks up the clowns, inverted suplex!! STEEL rushes to the corner and scales the turnbuckle, he leaps high into the air, Monster Splash onto JANDRO!! JANDROMYTE is hurt! STEEL goes for the quick pin... 1...2....kickout! JANDRO gets a shoulder up!! STEEL picks JANDRO up and irish whips him into the ropes, SPOOK makes a blind tag on JANDRO and climbs the ropes!! JANDRO ducks under a clothesline attempt from STEEL, then ducks under another! STEEL turns around, missile dropkick from SPOOK!! SPOOK picks up STEEL and delivers a body slam, but here comes BLADE! BLADE is in the ring and he clotheslines SPOOK down to the mat!! BLADE turns around, and is met with a right hand from JANDRO!! All 4 men are in the ring!! Chaos has broken out!! STEEL is up as he grabs Spook, and delivers a powerbomb!! STEEL runs over and helps out BLADE as they double team JANDRO!! Rapid punches are being thrown into JANDRO's gut!! BLADE turns around and picks up SPOOK.. BLADERUNNER! BLADE just hit the Bladerunner on SPOOK! DAVID REES comes in to break up the Melee, and pushes both JANDRO and BLADE out of the ring. STEEL goes for the pin on SPOOK!! 1....2.....THREE!!!! SPOOK has been eliminated!! JANDRO can't believe it!! STEEL turns around and high fives BLADE as JANDRO steps into the ring. He circles a bit before him and STEEL hook up. STEEL gains the advantage as he whips JANDRO into the corner and delivers a shoulder block on JANDRO, sending him sprawling down to the mat. BLADE climbs back into the ring and begins to double team JANDORMYTE,,,TWIN VIPER!!!! The BoA just hit their TAG TEAM FINISHER on JANDRO. STEEL covers…1…2…THREE!!! STEEL AND BLADE HAVE WON THE BELTS AGAIN!
NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
JANDROMYTE & SPOOK
vs.
STEEL & BLADE
Elimination Tag Match
TYKE MISON comes down to the ring to a massive pop from the crowd, but ARREN DAUTRIEVE comes out to a much smaller pop. ARREN is alone for the time being. TYKE immediately tries to get the upper hand, by connecting with some lightning fast punches to the face of ARREN. ARREN shakes off the effects. ARREN moves over to TYKE and goes to hit him into the thigh, but TYKE catches ARREN’s foot. ARREN hits an enziguri, knocking TYKE to the mat. ARREN quickly locks in the Death Lock with a Bridge to the neck. TYKE is in major pain at the moment. TYKE tries to move to the ropes and successfully does so. ARREN DATRIEVE is forced to let go by the referee. TYKE takes a moment to recover, but it is not long before ARREN is on the attack again with some strong kicks to the chest. ARREN takes a moment to think of another move to execute on TYKE. TYKE gets up to his feet soon after, however…ARREN runs at TYKE and slides between his legs, grabbing his arm and executing an unorthodox Pumphandle Drop. The crowd looks impressed with ARREN, who cockily smiles at the crowd. TYKE gets back up to his feet and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out…a balloon? He takes a deep breath in and begins to blow the balloon up with air. TYKE turns the balloon around and lets the air out in ARREN’s face, but ARREN suddenly yelps out in pain, rubbing his eyes frantically! There was POWDER in that balloon! ARREN is blinded, as TYKE hits a TKO on DAUTRIEVE. TYKE cheers at the crowd, but hold on a moment…HERE COMES MASTER B! MASTER B is heading for the ring, and SPEARS TYKE straight to hell! TYKE reels in despair, sufferingly holding his ribs. MASTER B rolls ARREN on top of TYKE…1…2…KICK OUT! TYKE kicked out! MASTER B can’t believe it. ARREN DAUTRIEVE rolls outside of the ring and grabs a kid’s bottle of water and begins to rub and wash out the powder from his eyes…AREEN rolls back in the ring with the HART TITLE…BAM! TYKE gets drilled in the face with the belt…ARREN covers…1…2…KICK OUT! How in the hell did he kick out!? MASTER B then picks up TYKE and hits a STUNNER in the center of the ring. ARREN falls to the mat one more time…The cover…1…2…THREE! ARREN WINS…but fairly? I don’t think so…
HART CHAMPION:
TYKE MISON
vs.
ARREN DAUTRIEVE
Pin To Win
ARREN and MASTER B celebrate with his title, but suddenly, DOMINATOR comes out, no music. No pyros…just DOMINATOR and a microphone.
DOMINATOR: You…ARREN DAUTRIEVE…you betrayed my trust, with your whole little DEATH scenario…and what you and MASTER B did there was just sickening, so I’m gonna give you two words that will change your life forever…ARREN DAUTRIEVE…
ARREN and MASTER B look on, ARREN looks nervous…
DOMINATOR: YOU’RE FIRED!
The crowd erupts! ARREN looks shocked, and tries to offer the belt to MASTER B, but DOMINATOR shakes his head.
DOMINATOR: And no…MASTER BATE can’t have your belt. Instead, I will be offering it next week to anyone who want s a shot at it!
Suddenly, some unfamiliar music hits, and out walks
RENEGADE! RENEGADE IS HERE! THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET! RENEGADE walks past DOMINATOR and grabs a microphone…
RENEGADE: I haven’t been around for months! I think it’s about time these people get to see RENEGADE back in action in the XWF…and I couldn’t help but overhear that little announcement, so I would like to be a part of this Hart Title match…
DOMINATOR: Certainly…I admire such enthusiasm…welcome to the ANARCHY roster…this is truly a…
Another unfamiliar music hits…this time it’s…
The crowd is in shock! IT’S ANTONIO GAMBINO! He too enters the ring and grabs RENEGADE’s microphone!
GAMBINO: I’ve been gone too long, and I’m ready to claim what is rightfully mine before I left!
DOMINATOR: What the hell…you are hired as well…I’m impressed by the amount of…
And here comes KID MONEY! The crowd are on their feet, cheering!
DOMINATOR: Let me guess…you want to be a part of it too?
KID MONEY nods.
DOMINATOR: You got it! KID MONEY, RENEGADE and ANTONIO GAMBINO are all in? Any more applicants?
Suddenly, a new character walks out, THE MASKED CABANA! Who the hell is this guy?
DOMINATOR: Yes, yes, yes…you can be in the match! Wow…what a turnout. This went better than I thought…well, there you have it…any more applicants can meet me in my office, but for now, let’s get on with some X-TREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!
MIKE X
vs.
JASON CASH
Standard Match
We cut back to the ring, where both men are already in the ring and are circling each other. MIKE X looks deadly serious tonight. CASH tries to kick things off with a Black Winter Kick, but MIKE X is able to jump over it and hits a clothesline. MIKE X knees CASH in the ribs a couple of times, but CASH gives MIKE X a thumb to the eyes. MIKE X holds his eye, blinking the pain away, before CASH picks up MIKE X, looking for a facebuster, but MIKE X breaks free and begins to unload on CASH with some powerful left hooks. MIKE X forces CASH back into the turnbuckle. JASON CASH is chopped and slashed all over by MIKE X. MIKE then begins to thrust his shoulders into CASH’s gut. CASH kicks MIKE X in the chest, allowing him to ascend to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off with a roundhouse kick, connecting to the chin of MIKE X. MIKE slowly gets back to his feet, only to be hit with a bicycle kick by CASH. MIKE X lays flat on his back. CASH mounts some punches to the face of MIKE X, before he is thrown off into the ropes. MIKE X gets to his feet. CASH and MIKE move closer and they both go to superkick each other, but their feet collide, knocking them to the mat. They quickly get up…MIKE X spins CASH and hits a Release German Suplex, sending him sailing out of the ring. CASH crashes to the outside. MIKE X runs at the ropes and Baseball slides CASH into the security wall. MIKE X tries to throw CASH into the steel steps, but CASH counters. The crowd roars as MIKE X goes back first into the steps. CASH regains his breath, before sliding into the ring, with a chair. CASH lays the chair down close to once of the turnbuckles. MIKE X rolls into the ring, he lunges at CASH, but CASH powerslams him back first into the chair! MIKE agonizingly yells out, as JASON CASH ascends the turnbuckles once again, this time to the top rope. CASH looks down at MIKE X, he looks to hit the MOONSAULT, but there’s nobody home! MIKE X is just able to roll away, leaving CASH to land ON THE CHAIR!. CASH lays on his front…MIKE X slowly makes his way to the top rope, and he too ascends to the top rope. He leaps off the top, DIVING HEADBUTT! He MISSES! CASH moves away, as MIKE X’s head gets buried into the chair. Both men are down, MIKE looks like he is out cold. CASH begins to roll around in agony, slowly moving to his feet. As CASH rolls around KITTEN begins down the ramp towards the ring! KITTEN walks to the bell table and picks up the XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. What's she doing? CASH is to his feet and MIKE is still down. CASH lifts MIKE to his feet and sets him up for the BANKRUPT. WAIT! KITTEN is in the ring. KITTEN rushes CASH, but CASH ducks and lets go of MIKE. MIKE springs up and looks at KITTEN, who smiles at him. KITTEN IS MS. MEOW! MIKE smiles back, but from behind CASH rolls MIKE up with his foot on his ropes! 1-2-KICKOUT! CASH IS SHOCKED MIKE KICKED OUT! MIKE springs up again and whips CASH into the ropes, SPEAR! MIKE JUST SPEARED CASH! CASH is down, MIKE lifts CASH up and hold him in the air. KITTEN comes running across the ring with the HEAVYWEIGHT title, aimed for CASH's head. MIKE throws CASH down and lifts his foot up! MILLIONAIRE DOLLAR BOOT! MIKE JUST NAILED KITTEN WITH THE MILLIONAIRE DOLLAR BOOT! The belt drilled KITTEN in the face, knocking her out. CASH rolls to his feet and starts towards MIKE. MIKE side-steps CASH...SUPERKICK! IT'S OVER! MIKE covers CASH 1-2-3!! IT'S OVER! MIKE WON IT!
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION:
After the match MIKE lifts CASH up and puts him on his shoulder. It looks like MIKE is going for the X-EFFECT...here comes CRUNCH! CRUNCH comes down and slides into the ring with spray paint. CRUNCH opens the cans and begins to spray M.C. on KITTEN's body. MIKE puts CASH down and CRUNCH tosses MIKE the cans off SPRAY paint. CASH gets to his feet and MIKE backs him into the corner. CASH is next to get painted, but MIKE hands him a can! CASH takes the can and walks over to KITTEN and sprays M.C. on her again! CASH, CRUNCH, and MIKE raise each others hands into the air. MIKE is the X.W.F. Heavyweight Champion and CASH is the newest member of the MILLIONAIRE CLUB!
We cut to the backstage area, where a swarm of backstage crew are based around some controls, ready to lower the ominous looking ‘House of Pain’ into the ring. DOMINATOR is staring at the structure in amazement…alongside the new Tag Champions, STEEL and BLADE!
DOMINATOR: Feast your eyes upon the greatest spectacle of engineering that the XWF has ever seen...a n octagonal open steel cage, doubly layered with glass and razor wire…unforgiving steel floors and danger at it’s peak!
STEEL: So…how exactly do you win one of these House of Pain matches?
DOMINATOR: By eliminating everyone else by pinfall or submission, or by climbing over the top of the cage and touching the floor. Simple…but this will be a complete BLOODBATH…I’m gonna love every minute of it…
BLADE: What about Genesis? He’s already brutalised thanks to CRUNCH earlier tonight.
DOMINATOR: And JEM got attacked by MIKE X yesterday…I’m afraid that we’ll have to take JEM and GENESIS out of the match…and that, my friends, is FINAL!
From the look on DOMINATOR’s face, we cut to the face of MIKE X in his locker-room, battered and bruised from his earlier match.
MIKE X: I am SICK TO DEATH of being screwed around…I deserve a shot at the UNIVERSAL belt tonight. I deserve it more than anyone! Look at what I’ve done for this company. The XWF can’t survive without me.
As he complains, ANDREW GIBSON appears! The crowd cheers for ANDREW, who is still feeling the effects of bleach in his eyes from a couple of weeks ago thanks to GUKAS.
ANDREW: Let me remind you, as well as everyone else of his run ranging from tagging with his "brother" CHRYSTIAN, to losing weight and being a cruiserweight and being a pimp. I’ve been screwed around since I debuted. Sure, you have done a lot, and you have been treated well but I haven't and I am sick of it…and then there’s you…you’re the Heavyweight Champion…you were SET UP to be the champion…you know what, MIKE, you’re nothing but a whining little BITCH!
With that, ANDREW GIBSON hits a DAGGER DROP on MIKE X and begins beating and bloodying him until JASON and CRUNCH get him off him. GIBSON spits at MIKE X, before he heads off to the back..
MAIN EVENT
CYREN
vs.
EXTREME WARRIOR
vs.
GRAVY
vs.
GECKO
4-Man "House Of Pain" Elimination Match
All four men stand in the center of the ring. The bell rings. Everyone stares at CYREN, who swings the first punch at GECKO, but GECKO ducks and hits a mule kick to CYREN. GRAVY and EXTREME WARRIOR begin to fight inside the ring as well. GRAVY whips EW into the ropes, but EW hold on, allowing him to avoid GRAVY's attempted dropkick. GECKO and CYREN brawl in the center of the ring. CYREN kicks GECKO in the gut and looks to hit the SICKNESS RISING, but GECKO wriggles free and shoves CYREN into a right hand from EXTREME WARRIOR, GRAVY is back up and is able to connect with perhaps the most stiff punch to the face ever seen. It connects to the face of CYREN. CYREN falls back into the ropes. GRAVY then picks up CYREN and places him on the top rope…he reaches up…it looks like a powerbomb is coming up…but CYREN punches GRAVY in the skull trying to counter, but GECKO is also on the top rope and lifts CYREN on his shoulders! He’s on the top rope! POWERBOMB INTO THE STEEL FRAME! The whole side of the ring cave in. The Steel has broken! CYREN’s crumpled body lays within a deep crevice in the House of Pain. The crowd are watching on in disbelief. Even DOMINATOR has a look of concern on his face. GECKO and EXTREME WARRIOR are back fighting once again. GECKO takes down EXTREME WARRIOR in the center of the ring. EXTREME WARRIOR gets up, but is flatlined by GRAVY. GRAVY and GECKO are double teaming EXTREME WARRIOR. EW elbows GECKO, but GRAVY hits a back body drop, dropping EW right on his head. GECKO and GRAVY lock in a double submission hold on the EXTREME WARRIOR…an armbar and a figure four leg lock. EW screams out in pain. They both apply more pressure on EW…HE’S TAPPING! EXTREME WARRIOR IS TAPPING OUT! EW IS OUT! GRAVY and GECKO release him, but as soon as they stand back up, they are both flattened by CYREN! CYREN IS BACK UP! He jumps back over the top rope and leap into the crevice that was made earlier…he throws some weapons into the ring. A chair…a sledgehammer and a mace! CYREN climbs back out of the hole, but EXTREME WARRIOR is on his feet and grabs the chair! SMACK! Chairshot to GECKO! He swings it at GRAVY and connects with another SMACK! Both men are down, as CYREN enters the ring, he too gets a chair shot right to the skull from EXTREME WARRIOR. He exits through the door carrying the chair with him. All three men are down and EXTREME WARRIOR has been eliminated. It takes several minutes before CYREN gets up to his feet, and begins to kick GRAVY in the center of the ring. But before CYREN can do anything, he suddenly falls through the middle of the ring…a trapdoor has opened and shut! CYREN is gone, as GRAVY and GECKO stand up in the center of the ring, they look confused, but they move away, noticing the trapdoor. GRAVY and GECKO have no idea as to what is going on, but GRAVY is laughing…Then after a couple seconds, the trapdoor opens, and CYREN re-appears, but he is strapped to a SHOPPING CART…and attached to him is a BOMB! We see someone in the trap-door…it is KILLJOY! KILLJOY IS GONNA BLOW UP CYREN! The countdown begins…1 minute! GRAVY and GECKO both try to move as far away as possible…40 seconds left! GECKO grabs the sledgehammer and SMASHES THE GLASS! 20 seconds, but GRAVY shoves GECKO into the razor wire! Everybody in the stands are extremely frightened, some even trying to escape from the arena! No-one more afraid then CYREN. 5-4-3-2-1…ZERO! The bomb begins to glow, and released smoke…it’s ONLY A SMOKE BOMB! The prankster KILLJOY is laughing his head off, before closing the trapdoor and runs out under the ring and onto the ramp. GRAVY and KILLJOY are both laughing at this, but GECKO is not amused. He leaps onto GRAVY, pounding him into the razor wire! GRAVY is bleeding badly from the forehead onwards. GRAVY kicks GECKO in the groin and then throws him into the ring. However, CYREN has got something in his hand…a PENKNIFE! He is cutting himself free! CYREN climbs out of the shopping cart, a little shaken. He leaps onto the top rope and hits a springboard tackle to GRAVY! GRAVY and CYREN both fall onto the steel. The crowd are roaring, amazed by the feats that are happening…WAIT A SECOND! EXTREME WARRIOR IS BACK! He slides under the ring and enters the ring from the trapdoor KILLJOY used earlier…he has something…he has A LAWNMOWER BLADE! He tries to activate it, but it won’t start. GECKO is up and throws EXTREME WARRIOR into the turnbuckle, and grabs the MACE. He begins to swing it…THUMP! It connects to the face of EXTREME WARRIOR! His face is disfigured! EW is bleeding…he starts the lawnmower blade and runs at GECKO, but GECKO DROP TOE HOLDS HIM INTO THE BLADE! EW throws the blade aside, holding his face. He writhes in pain, the blade disconnects itself. EW slinks down the trapdoor, leaving a trail of blood. Meanwhile, CYREN and GRAVY are fighting outside of the ring. CYREN grabs hold of GRAVY and whips him into the glass! The glass cracks, but doesn’t break! CYREN grabs GRAVY once again and goes to ram him into the glass, but GRAVY slides off and shoves CYREN face first into the glass, which shatters on IMPACT! CYREN’s body is covered by glass splinters. GECKO gets up and is still weilding the mace. He swings it at GRAVY, but he misses and gets the mace caught in the razor wire. GRAVY punches GECKO from over the ropes, before climbing to the top rope…GRAVY looks to hit a high flying move, but GECKO grabs the sledgehammer…GRAVY leaps off, as GECKO wings the hammer, but GRAVY dropkicks it straight back into the face of GECKO! GECKO falls flat onto the canvas. GRAVY scrambles over to make the cover on GECKO…1…2…KICK OUT! HOW THE HELL DID GECKO KICK OUT!? GRAVY gets up, but notices CYREN is almost on top of the cage…GRAVY leaps on top of the top rope with the sledgehammer, leaps and swings the hammer, which connects straight to the lower back of CYREN! CYREN places on hand on his back, and loses his grip. The razor wire slices through his hand, sending him crashing onto the steel, which again caves in, making a large dent in the floor. GECKO is back up to his feet and moves over to the other side of the cage, he has the sledgehammer…SMASH! The glass breaks, as GECKO makes room for himself to climb the cage. He uses the glass for support as he climbs the cage. However, CYREN and GRAVY both moves towards GECKO and grab his legs…They pull him back down…GRAVY and CYREN grab GECKO and FLAPJACK HIM INTO THE GLASS! GECKO falls to the steel floor once again. GRAVY and CYREN begin to fight, but suddenly, the crowd erupts…A CRANE HAS ENTERED THE ARENA. The long arm of the crane descends toward the ring…there’s someone on the hook of the crane! It’s GUKAS! GUKAS IS ON CRUTCHES ON THE CRANE! CYREN and GRAVY look on, as the crane swings towards them, knocking into GRAVY. GUKAS smashes his skull with one of his crutches. The crane swings back and forth, this time knocking into CYREN! GUKAS climbs off the crane and taps GECKO with his crutch. GECKO crawls towards GUKAS. GUKAS pulls him toward the crane. GUKAS and GECKO climb onto the crane…it begins to ascend! But GRAVY IS UP! He grabs the crane as well. CYREN grabs GRAVY’s leg…GECKO struggles to rid GRAVY and CYREN from his grasp, but GUKAS SMASHES GRAVY WITH THE CRUTCH! GRAVY releases his grip, sending GRAVY AND CYREN CRASHING TO THE MAT! The crane moves GECKO and GUKAS out of the cage and begins to lower them slowly to the outside…GECKO TOUCHES THE FLOOR! The noise from the crowd is deafening. THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS BECOME POSSIBLE! GECKO HAS DONE IT! GECKO IS THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION THANKS TO GUKAS!
NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION:
DOMINATOR: You know…looking at this belt, I understand that people will do absolutely anything to get it…I must give you credit, GECKO…I would never have thought to pull off something like that, but this is XWF, and anything goes…Ladies and Gentlemen, congratulate our NEW XWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION…GECKO!
The crowd erupts with a volcano of roars and cheers. DOMINATOR hands GECKO the UNIVERSAL TITLE and raises his hand in the air…the image fades of DOMINATOR, GUKAS, FOBYN and GECKO with the UNIVERSAL TITLE…as the XWF cameras…FADE TO BLACK!
NEXT PPV:
SEPTEMBER 28, 2003