All about me

This part of the site is dedicated to me. Just in case someone actually wants to know about me. By the way, yes, that picture is me, only now I have a goatee and glasses, plus that was me at 17 years old.

25 things you didn't know you didn't want to know about me.

• My real name is David, and I'm 23. (Wow! Such sheer volume of info!)
• I am 5' 7" and 295 lbs. (damn, that's fat, oh well... it doesn't bother me anymore.)
• I graduated high school at 17 and moved out of my parent's house at 20. (oooh, 3 years unaccounted for....scary)
• I am a highly humorous individual with a reputation as a flakey goofball; if you don't believe me, ask anyone. (Better yet, don't.)
• I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters (man, that's 4 too many) ;-)
• I have an unnatural dislike of dogs for some reason. All the lovey dovey "oh god that puppy is so cute, mans best friend, lick your face mindlessly" BS just annoys me. (sorry all you dog lovers out there, but it's true)
• I love cats. Kitty cats are so insanely lovable, soft, snuggly, and can sleep right on your chest. You just have to love them.
• I have been regarded as extremely intelligent, albiet naive. (High Int, Low Wis, Gamers will understand) Perhaps my analytical mind came from my father, and my unworldliness came from having a sheltered life. I hated going outside when I was a kid.
• I have no car, no job, no (Real Life) girlfriend, and no life. (Help me!!!)
• I am one of the strangest, oddest, weirdest, most interesting people in existance. Or so I've been told..by the alien, squirrels, and the voices in my head. ;-)(You better believe it!)
• My email address is chaosmastermind@hotmail.com, and my ICQ number is 15076528, if anyone feels the need to contact me. (Go ahead, I don't mind)
• I like to paint, draw, read, write, sing, create art, sleep (way too much), play intellectual games of skill, play video games, watch wrestling, screw around on the net, rant, and freak people out.
• I have more love to give than most people can handle. It's an unusual thing when you give all of yourself to people so easily. It is very disappointing that they don't do the same in return.
• I was an athiest for 2 years, but changed my mind. Yeah, now after trying the whole believing thing for about another year.... I'm a Secular Humanist. If you don't know what that is, go to www.secularhumanism.com.
• I used to live with my best friend in a little apartment in the second smallest little shit town in existance. (It's a move up from where I lived before, a box under the stairs, half a block down the street from Jerry's bait shop, you know the place). Now I'm back at Jerry's. ;-) (BTW just in case you aren't a Weird Al fan, the whole bait shop thing is lyrics from one of his songs...lol!)
• I am a very sensitive caring man, romantic even, and I don't give a crap if anyone believes me. I may seem abrasive on the exterior, but my tenderness runs deep, and my love is nearly unconditional.
• I have a darker side, a deeper more poignient thought pattern, one which people will see quite clearly on my Soul Page.
• I am an obsessive person most of the time....I become completely engrossed in whatever I'm interested in. My current obsession is my new electric guitar, the last one was this website, before that Broodwars, before that Warhammer Fantasy, before that Warcraft II, the list goes on. (but don't be scared, I'm not completely insane...at least I don't think so...lol..)Just focused...yeah, that's a good way to put it.
• I often get very very depressed, feeling alone and hopelessness. It does get pretty severe at times, but my will is strong and I have been able to overcome it many times.
• I have an IQ of 138...hey, that's pretty damn smart.....cool. I always thought I was smart, now I know. I think it drops every time I get drunk though...I should stop, I think I will, I like my brain. No need to moronify myself willingly. (LOL)
• I can memorize things quite well, it takes about 4 or 5 tries, but I can remember lyrics and other things almost perfectly if I study them carefully.
• I enjoy almost any type of music. I like Rock, Heavy Metal, Pop, Ballads, Classical, Parodies, Alternative, Rap, and even Country....but only if the songs are meaningful or funny. I admit there is a lot of pointless crap in every genre, but there are also high quality songs in each one too. It depends on the song, I guess. Weird Al is my favorite, followed by Offspring and Metallica.
• I used to be a math wizard, especially at school. I made my way up through algebra, algebra 2, geometry, trig, up to pre-calculus. That is where I think I missed a class, because it seemed like there was an entire semester of missing info that I needed to know. So I failed it miserably. That's what I get for switching schools every year. I forgot most of what I learned, I should retake it in college if I ever finally go.
• I took 3 years of Spanish in school, so I can read it okay, and speak it badly, but I can only understand it if the person speaks slowly and simply. I guess it's not much to brag about, but it's not THAT common to be able to speak another language, so I thought I'd mention it. It seems to help sometimes in life, and is cool regardless.
• All I want in life is a caring, sensitive, loving, nurturing, smart, reasonably pretty (I'm really not that picky), and understanding woman. To be there with me, hold me, touch me, kiss me, love me...... and most of all understand me. Everything else is just details.. And Silent Creeper says: "Never get lost in the details." (Yeah, I know that this is just a pathetic cry for help....but it's my website damnit, so live with it! LOL)

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