My Art
Here is my first official submission.The most evil creature ever created. Genetically engineered in a lab, by splicing the genes of Barney, Jigglypuff, and JarJar Binks. It is a monstrosity of cute that is highly unstoppable.
Meesa love yousa, Yousa be lovin meesa!
MY BREAKFAST 06/11/02
My breakfast looked so good, I had to immortalize it forever...so I took a picture:
I kicked ass on this breakfast; it was like I was in the zone.. First off, I made some awesome cornmeal coated pancakes (I'm sure it's been done, but I came up with it on my own just now), with plum jam and apple flavored syrup... perfectly scrambled eggs (which I never seem to be able to do)....perfect hasbrowns (which I've NEVER managed before, just like Mom used to make).... and sausage.. yum. Add a glass o' milk and some ketchup, and it's lovely....very lovely.
Yes, it's me as Pope.. Who knew? 12/28/03
The way I see it.. if you can't beat em', RULE THEM WITH AN IRON FIST!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
01-18-2004
HERE IS A NEW GIF ANIMATION!! If anyone knows where I can get a free Gif animation program that works and doesn't try to charge you, or prevent you from actually using it... then please tell me.
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU JUMPERS OUT THERE, THIS MIGHT JUST HAPPEN TO YOU!!
Oh my god people.. I have no idea what possessed me to do this one.. I was really bored..
01-18-2004
HERE IS ANOTHER NEW GIF ANIMATION!!
It's Digital Me dancing in cyber space
Wow, look at him go.. :-D
02-18-2004
HERE IS A FUNNY PICTURE OF ME!
It's me sitting in the college library...
Um.. *blush* that black thing is a cellphone, I swear...
A Present For A Friend 06-17-2004
A pencil drawing that I made for my friend Lisa on her birthday.
08-08-2004
My Best Friend Dan as a Furry
We decided to make him a Displacer Beast/Bard LOL
I did a lot of background on that one, I hate background work. lol Check out his wicked double-bladed sword! :-D Nice.
08-08-2004
Brandon the Octoman
I wasn't sure what else to call him. Someone I made up.
He's half human, half octopus, like from "The Little Mermaid". I'm not sure what they call that race.
08-08-2004
Here is ME as a furry.
I'm a boar furry. Or warthog, whichever you prefer.
It took a long time to decide on what animal.. but I think this fits quite well.
09-29-04
Okay, this is a silly image that I made in The Gimp using layers and transparencies. It is my first work with such things. And I have to say that although I drew the figure comicallly with my left hand.. I'm impressed with how this looks. It looks pretty close to how I wanted it to look. :) Notice it is very ghostly and the church is dark. The original picture was bright and bland.
By the way, the church photo in the background was used from the following site: www.mdlp.co.uk/ resources/ratcliffe/
And that image is Copyright © Martyn Parsons. All rights reserved. Just giving props to the original.
09-29-04
Here is another funny image made off of the first one.. god, I crack myself up over the stupidest things. :-D
Just goes to show you how easy it is to make duplicate, similar, or modified images with the flick of a mouse. It is so awesome to have everything on seperate layers all stacked on top of each other. Makes life so much easier as an artist. :D
09-30-04
Here is my first gif animation made in The Gimp.
I made it in about 20 minutes of boredom, so don't expect much. :-D
There is nothing more easy or amusing to animate than wanton gratuitous stick figure death. :D
10-05-04
Okay, here is my first professionally done fully original artwork done on The Gimp. I hope you like it, it took me two days to figure out all the stuff that went into this, and I'm still getting used to it. His name is SnakeBite, and he is my Elven Ninja
character for B.E.S.M. (Big Eyes, Small Mouth). B.E.S.M. is an anime themed, d20 based roleplaying game system.
Drawn with graphite pencils on a sheet of printer paper, traced onto another paper with a black Gelpen, scanned with Scangear Toolbox, resized, cleaned up, colored, and text added in The Gimp. The real image isn't a crappy Gif.. but it's huge. I am satisfied with the quality of this image. Very true to the original. I hope you guys like it. He sure is unorthodox for a ninja, that's for sure.
I made another version of him in like less than a minute :-D This is actually closer to the original character's actual in-game looks. 
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