This, my friends, is a shrine to the Preview Channel. Yes, you heard me. The Preview Channel. Don't laugh. I love this channel, I watch it all the time. I have a club devoted to it, with thirty-something members. (I'm not joking! Seriously! If you wanna join, e-mail me.)
I hate the Weather Channel. I feel that it is the enemy of the Preview Channel. Why do I think this? Well, the Preview Channel is extremely boring. (In a good way, of course.) The Weather Channel is also extremely boring. So, logically, the Weather Channel must be trying to steal the ratings (and believe me, they are high) of the Preview Channel. This is not cool with me. My club shall take them down.*
*Intented purely as a joke, don't take it seriously, you Weather Channel freaks!
Wanna go back?