Battle #1 The
Revenge of Mascadus22/7/00
setting:a vast plain next to a tall tower
PLAYERS:pikachu
(no record)
mascadus(no record)
<enter mascadus>
<mascadus>now i will get my revenge on you evil
pikachu
<narrator>wouldn't it help saying that when pikachu
arrives
... well maybe
<pikachu>sorry me late me no
miss anything have i
only mascadus's speech
shame
now i will get my revenge
revenge for what
don't know but this battle is
titled the revenge of mascadus so i suppose
i better have it
dosn't that mean that i'm kinda
goin to lose
not necessarily
i see
i don't
now for my revenge
MASCADUS wants to FIGHT
me supppose me best try and put up
a fight
PIKACHU wants to FIGHT
get it right i do not WANT to fight
me forced into fight
well.....you were just in the right place at the right
time, or the wrong place
at the wrong time as it could be put
typical
shame for you, oh well i'll
just take my revenge and go
me just give
PIKACHU used GIVE REVENGE
REVENGE can only be given or taken when one of you has
fainted
joy
oh well i'll summon sanyo
MASCADUS sends out SANYO
me use furbble
PIKACHU sent out FURBBLE
sanyo use stop
furbble is not doing anything that can be stopped
he's breathing
point being
stop him breathing
<narrator>errrr.... NO
why
because i am big and all powerfull and you are a mere
mortal that was
not put on this earth to argue with me
but we aren't on earth
EARTH appeared and MASCADUS, PIKACHU, FURBBLE and
SANYO were teleported there
hey that's cheating
AHEM!
well.......maybe not
me getting bored, and hungry, mmmmm..... food
furbble eat sanyo
FURBBLE used eat
SANYO is too hard for FURBBLE to eat
FURBBLE broke a tooth
eating forbidden
says who
not me, i'm hungry
NARRATOR eats FURBBLE
OI furbble did not wish to be eaten
tough
that's blunt enough
LET ME OUT
what the..... NARRATOR uses DIGEST
funny noises comefrom narrators stomach
sanyo use floppy throw
sanyo used FLOPPY THROW
PIKACHU was hit on the nose
with a floppy disk
*rubbing nose* ouch that hurt, mean........er....THING
go snubble
PIKACH sent out SNUBBLE
sanyo use lighter
SANYO used LIGHTER
SNUBBLE is now hovering two metres off the ground
snubble use snort
SNUBBLE snorted
come back sanyo
SANYO was WITHDRAWN
go pentium
MASCADUS sent out PENTIUM
use processor
SNUBBLE used PROCESSOR
PENTIUM was processed into SOCKET
how do you work that one out
don't know don't care,
anyway shouldn't you be fighting rather than
arguing
humph
pentium use kill command
KILL failed
PENTIUM is not present
what is he then future
PAST, now called SOCKET
rename socket pentium
no
why
i don't want to
my pokemon
my battle
me bored *stamps his foot*
PIKACHU used stamp
did not
I said he did
SOCKET was earthed and can now not move
me use dig
MASCADUS used dig
SOCKET was burried
SOCKET fainted
*laughs*
NARRATOR zips PIKACHU'S
mouth up
i''ll taunt pikachu
MASCADUS taunts PIKACHU
PIKACHU looks like he is sulking
GRRRRRR mmblmmblmb
WHOA!! no more "cute
pikachu"
PIKACHU pulled out a SMG
PIKACHU used SUB MACHINE GUN
mascadus is now holier thant
the Arch Bishop of Canterbury
*dying words* I'll use armageddon
MASCADUS fainted
MASCADUS used ARMAGEDDON
EARTH blew up
PIKACHU fainted
fight drawn
Battle #2 The
void conflict 21/7/00
setting:ethereal void
PLAYERS:dream(no record)
nightmare(no
record)
<dream>where am i a blank
...empty sort o' place
<nightmare>don't know
but i don't seem to like it, too friendly
you mean too evil
no, who are you
a nice friendly dream that
brings visions of sugarplums and ......
give it a rest your starting
to make me sick
your evil
of course i am a nightmare i
was spawned to be evil
well, good will vanquish
evil or die in the attempt
<narrator>DREAM wants
to fight
pah! evil will win and bring
destructioon upon the world
NIGHTMARE wants to fight
just out of interest where
exactly are we
somewhere where the sun
don't shine but rays hitthe ground where....
cut to the chase
we are half way between
heaven and hell, in an ethereal void
joy
joy
i'll send out snorville
NIGHTMARE sends out
SNORVILLE
i'll use cloud
DREAM sent out a fluffy
white innocent CLOUD
quit the yapping and just
referee the fight
whats wrong
you make me sick
you look fine to me
cloud use fluffy ray
CLOUD used FLUFFY RAY
SNORVILLE is covered in bubbles
pop 'em all
SNORVILLE used POP
all the bubbles were burst
that's mean, you ...bully
snorville use sleep
SNORVILLE used SLEEP
DREAM is a sleep
well no i suppose he is only half of a sleep i suppose
you are the
other half of a sleep
thankyou oh greatly boring
lecturer
pleasure would you like me
to carry on?
NARRATOR used EVIL QUESTION
it's super effective
yes please
noooooooooooooooo!!!
spare me please
i'm leaving
NIGHTMARE and his pokemon
went back to UNDERWORLD
DREAM won
Battle
#3 mario's fortune 22/7/00
setting:Super Mario Land
PLAYERS:mario(no
record)
pipe(no record)
*Welcome
to mario land*
where am I?
don't you listen to
anything
pardon
granted
so where am I
MARIO LAND
why do i always
have to be in mario land can't the producers put me in a
differentland *thump screen*
they don't want
to,and ifyouhitthat screen any more you'll be in no land
I barley touched it
*COUGH*
and what is it with
nintendo just cos i'm a plumber dosn't mean i adore
pipes,
they're every were *kicks pipe*
PIPE is anoyed
awww c'mon this
isn't funny
you're right, the
pipe could be on anti-depressants for the rest of it's
life
it's only a lump of
lead
you're only a lump
of pasta
that's below the
belt
no you're belly is
so big it won't fit below you're belt
well.....maybe, but
that thing is in annimate and .......
*nintendo stops
animating mario and animates the pipe*
pipe used eat
well he always complained he got stuck in mario land so
we'll
let him have a new one
Battle #4 virus
deletion 23/7/00
setting:long lost computer of King Flon
PLAYERS:King
Flon(no record)
Damians
Virus(no record)
<King Flon> we just switch
on the computer and voilla.....
<narrator(computer>virus detected
what the ...
<virus>hehehe
VIRUS laughed at KING FLON
KING FLON is angry
GRRRRRR
KING FLON used rage
KING FLON dinted his computer
time to send out a pressie
VIRUS sent out GLITCH
KING FLON uploaded NORTON
ha anti-virus software
*YAWN*
VIRUS makes a mockery of
NORTON
NORTON is already a mockery
why
cos in case you haven't
noticed he is out of date already and you
only got him an hour ago
i'll update him then
how
i'll use the internet
glitch use fire wall
GLITCH uses FIREWALL
a wall of fire surrounds the internet
NORTON can not be updated that way now
well i'll use him without
the update then
glitch use corruption
GLITCH used CORRUPTION
NORTON was corrupted and now will not function properly
norton use delete
NORTON used DELETE
NORTON is corrupted
NORTON deleted itself
Oh what great anti-virus
software that was it cost ¥3000
KINGFLON has been DUPED
SHUT UP
uh uh temper temper
I'll use er...... er....
KING FLON uploaded ER
*starts scribbling grafitti
on the desktop* OH NOOOOO
not the mighty "ER"
er use the mighty mistake
ER used MIGHTY MISTAKE
GLITCH was deemed to be a mistake
GLITCH was deleted
hey not funny
i'm not laughing
go deltree
VIRUS sends out DELTREE
er be carefull
deltree delete hard-drive
DELTREE deleted the HARD
DRIVE
VIRUS was DELETED
DELTREE was DELETED
ER was DELETED
KING FLON won
How can you say i won,now i
have to get a new computer
you can't have everything
i didn't want everything, i
didn't want the virus for a start
Battle#5
Squirtle strikes back 25/7/00
SETTING: swimming pool
PLAYERS:Crabby(no
record)
Squirtle(no record)
<narrator>
ahhhh a nice relaxing day off without pokemon to worry
about
<squirtle>
*splash*
oi.... *looks
towards pool*
<crabby> get
out of my swimming pool
your swimming pool
yes my swimming
pool get out of it
no
i'ma gonna kill you
crabby by
namecrabby by nature
GRRRRRRRR
oh well thats the
end of my day off
CRABBY wants to FIGHT
you may take my
life but you will never take my pool
SQUIRTLE wants to
fight
go defacating
dimble
CRABBY sent out
DEFACATING DIMBLE
use squinkler
SQUIRTLE sent out
SQUINKLER
use defacating
decay
DEFECATING
DIMBLEused DEFECATINC DECAY
DEFECATING DECAYED
DEFACTING DIMBLE is now DIMBLE
squinker use hose
SQUINKER used HOSE
DIMBLE was WATERED
WHAT!!!!!
DIMBLE is EVOLVING
DIMBLE evolved into ....
into....
DIMBLEWEED
dimbleweed use
strength
DIMBLEWEED has no
STRENGTH
dimbleWEED hark the name
maybe i'm deaf...
pardon...
GRANTED
GRRRRRRR
squinker use
weedkiller
SQUINKER used
WEEDKILLER
BIMBLEWEED was melted
oh well fine by me
NARRATOR used TYPO
DIMBLEWEED was actually MELTED no offence BIMBLEWEED
whoever you are
go me
CRABBY sent out
CRABBY
squinker use pool
drain
SQUINKER used POOL
DRAIN
CRABBY was STRANDED
so was SQUINKER and SQUITLE
me use pool fill
CRABBY used POOL
FILL
ATTACK FAILED
why??????
because i have just
emptied the pool i am not going to fill ut up again just
yet
please
er... no
pretty please
*narrator shakes
his head*
pretty please with
a cherry and cream on top
.... ok
and chocolate drops
i said ok
and raisins
ok ok the cherry
and cream was enough damnitt
NARRATOR eat PLEASE
POOL was FILLED
CRABBY DROWNED
but i can swim!!!
LEAD WEIGHT was
attached to CRABBY'S FEET
plea *blub blub
blub*
MWAHAHAHAHA
SQUIRTLE WINS
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