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Ok, here Is a place to type little things about chalk that I found. These are things to remember at all times. 1. Never right click. 2. Never kill chalks. 3. Right Clicking kills chalks. 4. Because Chalks are easily swayed by the lure of crack, it is not difficult to get them to do anything. 5. Do not bribe chalk! 6. Do not taste chalk! 7. Chalks are on the endangered species list.
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Our Mission:ALERT: It Has become apparent that not only right clicking, but physics teachers too can be leading causes of chalk death! IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR CHALK? It is our mission here at the STCF to bring well being and safety to chalks of all colors. They are being hunted and killed into submission, destroying the subsequent ecosystems in the process. How will the Turkeys live with out chalk you ask? And that is why we are here. How will the poison ivy grow without chalk you ask? That also is why we are here. How can we defeat SARS without chalk? Did you ever wake up and you were relieved that your dream wasn't really true? That is how the chalks wake up every single day. But it is not a dream. Chalk is killed around the world at astounding rates- over 5,000 a second (just think of all the right-clicking!). We must now come clean. This site was updated.... but in the process we killed approximately 48 chalks. We know, it is inexcusable to do such a thing so we hope the increase in donations will make up for it. We are here now chalk, so you don't have to worry.The mission statement of the STCF is clearly stated as follows: we save chalk must and the prevent wasteful kind its slaughtering of.There are disturbing pictures in the Chalk Massacre section that can change even the most cruel chalk killer's heart.
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