News

00-08-11 New member!!!

Celebrate good times comeon! We have a new member. His name is DJ Da [Snajpa] and hes the one that will make Snajpa rock the most. As his name says he is a DJ and he will not play any matches, yet.

00-07-15 The Top Ten List

1.KillzzMI Da [Snajpa] earns the top spot on this list, without any doubt. What he has brought to the team cannot be described in words. He has become somewhat of a father figure, giving us tips and hints about how to play the game, which he plays with such grace. He has surely put Snajpa on the map by leading our team to 4 victories in clanbase, putting up solid numbers, night after night. It feels as if we have known him for years both on and off the court. And by the way, your server rocks the most! Let’s just say, that we are happy that you chose our team, because we would not like to face you in a match. It’s not that we don’t like to get spanked. We’d rather watch you spank suckers all over the place.

2.Magne Da [Snajpa], the leader, the myth, the concept. Who is this Magne? Who is this warrior that always steps up to the task of ass-whooping in the name of Snajpa. He is a great leader, who is always there, when needed. He runs the clan like Carl Lewis used to, on the track. His work cannot be concluded in a short tribute like this, but I’ll say like this, “if it wasn’t for Magne, Da [Snajpa] wouldn’t exist”.

3.Marre Da [Snajpa], has brought Da [Snajpa] Battleground to life. He has also brought skill and toughness to the team. We look at Marre and we see a complete gamer, and a “fixer”. I think that Da [Snajpa] Battleground will flow smoothly in no-time, and that Marre’s qualities get space in our teamplay, because Marre is one of the better players out there, and we need to use that in our strategies. But it’ll come. Soon, we will conquer clanbase, with Marre in our colours. (Marre, you rock)

4.Ruben Da [Snajpa]. Well what can you say? Talk about your attitude change. Ruben is nowadays a hardcore, asskickin’, punkbusting gamer, and we like it. From being a Halflife sceptic to being as CS freak the leap was surprisingly short. And as we knew, he got better quick. He is at the verge of being a superstar. And believe me folks, the hunt is on. We are excited about Rubens rise to the top, and hope that he’ll keep his good manners and keep playing, night after night. (You are about to pass me on the scale Ruben, don’t get too good too quick, ok?)

5.Orca Da [Snajpa], back from the slum with a loose cannon. Orca came back to fight NNJ and he surely stood his ground. Rumours has it that NNJ still can’t sit after his ass-whoopin’. It’s nice to see that the pioneer is back on track, playing with Da [Snajpa]’s. When you think about it, Orca was the one to start this CS mania in the clan. He was the one who first understood the greatness of the game. And he is good at it. If you’re standing in front of Orca’s shotgun, you’ve got to ask yourself the question “do I feel lucky today?” Well, do ya…punk?

6.The wars. The greatest thing about CS and Da [Snajpa] is the wars. The feeling after a match won, cannot be described. Well. Maybe. Total euphoria. Or when the tactics really work and you’re just demolishing the other team. Better the sex (well, hmmm, not quite, but almost). We’ve been trough rain and sunshine in these wars that we have played, but the conclusion is. Wars are what CS is about.

7.Servers. Due to some great work by the two newcomers of the clan we can now challenge clans and play on our servers. It is true eye candy to see Snajpa Battleground on that server list (thanks Marre). You also handle the server with ease, you are a natural born admin. And when it comes to your server KillzzMI, we just want to praise you. It runs smooth without packetloss or any of that crap. It is a great war server, and people are really impressed by it. Nice work guys!

8.The wins have started to come after our new members entered the team. Although the game itself is fun, winning is just taking it to another level. People on clanbase don’t see us any more as “easy points”, or “cakewalks”. They are getting scared, and you know what? They should be afraid. Very afraid.

9.The talk. The trashtalk that goes on during play really makes the game a lot more fun. Like KillzzMI’s “ajajajaj” when being shot, or “anyone up for a beer? I’m in the pub on militia”, or Rubens “campiooone, campioone oohh ohhh ooohh” when the call for camping has been announced. Or the bitching that is going on between Henka and Magne about who’s got the better stats. That is a classic. Well we really know how to play the game, at least. You have to walk the walk and talk the talk. Survival of the fittest.

10.Henka Da [Snajpa]. Had to cut down on gaming due to some problems in real life, but his love for the clan and the game is huge. Everybody on the net knows who Henka Da [Snajpa] is today, so if you’re in some kind of truoble, just tell them “hey man, take it easy, I know Henka Da [Snajpa], now you don’t want trouble right?” and they will leave you alone. The powers of Henka Da [Snajpa] goes beyond your reach. Nobody knows what this hardcore gamer god is capable of, but they all fear. They all fear Henka Da [Snajpa]. Remember that.

00-07-03 The Final Piece Marre Da [Snajpa]

The CS recruitment center has now closed due to that the last spot on the team has been taken. His name is Marre Da [Snajpa] and will be playing for us from today. A clanbase account will be created, and he is now allowed to wear Da [Snajpa] name. We are very happy to have him in our team, he might just be the piece that has been missing. He brings some sniping to the team, but also some aggressive shotgun power. A complete player, now in Da [Snajpa] forces! Welcome, Great Warrior!

00-06-26 New Member again!

We have yet another new member in da Snajpa clan. His name is Irwin Da [Snajpa] and he is reinforcement in the Counter Strike division. We are very glad to have Irwin with us, and to all of you out there. You’d better be ready for Irwin, or you will be no more.

00-06-19 New Member! KillzzMI -- the saviour

There is a new member in Da [Snajpa] clan. KillzzMI Da [Snajpa] has joined, and will fight for Da [Snajpa] in CS. KillzzMI is an excellent CS-player who will bring experience and talent to the team. He is definately a superstar, and we are excited to have him. "He can bring balance to the force". A short profile will soon be posted in the members section. Great to have you aboard KillzzMI! Now let's kick some ass in CS! --Henka Da [Snajpa]

00-06-18 Top 10 list

1.Henka Da [Snajpa], for hosting a nice gaming week, and for being a role model for all Snajpas with his consistency on the net. He has also produced nice results in the clanfights up-to-date, scaring clans everywhere. He is a “fixer” with contacts world-wide. What would the clan be without him?

2.Magne Da [Snajpa], the Clanleader who defeated Henka in HL DM right before the patch came out. Unfortunately the patch killed HL DM, we are somewhat focusing on CS now, but Magne has no problems accommodating to CS, putting up solid numbers night after night. He and Henka make the most powerful duo on the net nowadays as they know each others every move. Magne is just a great gamer, who made snajpa.com come true, what can you say? Outstanding.

3.Zapata Da [Snajpa] and the Duke 3d match, Zapata led his troops to a victory in a war against PMG. It was all well-organised, and the Duke team operating under Zapata did a great job. Zapata made us proud to be Snajpas! Nice work great warrior!

4.Ruben Da [Snajpa], who lent us his apartment for some serious netgaming! It is that kind of gestures that real gamers share with each others! We had a blast, too bad you couldn’t join us, we missed you. Nice gesture, give us more of that good stuff!

5.The prospects, the two soon-to-be members, that everybody on the net is talking about. Not to reveal too much, I’d like to say that they are good, real good! Solid CS players is just what we need. We are all excited!

6.www.snajpa.com, the hottest place on the net! We are now officially the coolest clan in the world since we gained this address. Nice work Magne!

7.The Clanbase, drama, comedy, tragedy, everything stuffed in one place. This is the arena that we will conquer in the future. You all have received your login in your mail. Go check it out! Too bad, there is no Duke section Zapata :( .

8.June 28. The official release date world-wide for Diablo 2!! Can you believe it? Am I only dreaming, or is this burning, an eternal flame?

9.Danne Da [Snajpa], produced some nice play on the net, and has gained an own clq-file. Danne showed the world that there lives a gamer deep inside him, who is ready to come out, he kicked some butt on the LAN party at Da house of Henka. That’s the spirit Danne! He also lent his computer to Orca when we sat at Rubens place…that was big of you Danne.

10.Da Snajpa choir,what would the gaming be without the singing? Uuh let that booty go Ruben, The Flinstones, arr “Henka är patetisk”, Misson impossible arr. “runk” and lots of other famous song were sung. Daaaaamn nice. Reeespect, boomschakalack. Coneeecta, seleeecta! Eat your hart out Radiokören!

00-06-18 Recruitments

Da Snajpa clan has been scouting for talents in Counter-Strike for their team that shall conquer the clanbase. We are currently trying people out for this task, and we have two prospects that has made it in to the final cut. They remain anonymous until the try-outs are over. We are sorry fot the people who didn't make the cut, but maybe you can try your luck later, in a future try-out. We are sorry but we only had two spots open this time...--Henka Da [Snajpa] Cs-leader

00-05-26:16:15

The fast 2 on 2 games are now finished. Five maps, with all the wins to Snajpa. This means that this clan-challenge is over. The ending score: PMG:0, Snajpa:10. We thank our opponents PMG for a good fight and a great gamingday. We hope that we meet them again. This is Ruben, signing off from Stockholm Bloodbath -00, thanks for listening to us.

00-05-27: 15:19

00-05-27: 14:50

Greetings Henka. After the fifth round of play, the score is PMG:0, Snajpa:5. Last map-match were played at White House, a great map designed as the president residens. The shootout ended PMG:45, Snajpa:97. This were the last 4+4 match of this meeting. PMG:Irving have to leave, we salute him for a great play today. From now on were playing 2+2, first out are Cooper and Magne against Nattulv and Outtogetyou. Good luck guys.

00-05-27: 14 25

En hälsning från Henka Da [Snajpa] till våra superbt krigande Duke killar: Bra jobb! Bra news! Bra allt! Till Magne, cs match ikväll troligen kl22, går det bra? Jag har headset...hehe. Go Cooper, get busy!Strenght and Honour

00-05-27: 13.50

Live report from Stockholm Bloodbath: Fourth round completed. Map Deathstar ended: PMG:112 kills vs Snajpa: 185 kills. Total score, PMG:0, Snajpa:4. Deathstart map is a space map with many small rooms designed for close combat. Although Snajpa won with 185:112, it was a close fight, PMG are getting hotter and hotter, we'd better watch out.

00-05-27: 12.40

Live report from Stockholm Bloodbath: Third round completed. The map Concert ended PMG:96 kills vs Snajpa: 155 kills. This means a total score of: PMG:0, Snajpa:3. This was probably Coopers best map-match ever, he totally ruled and ended up with a total of +45. Good job Cooper.

00-05-27: 11.50

Live report from Stockholm Bloodbath: The second round is completed. Snajpa won a glorious battle over PMG at the map WormCity. The stat. ended -158 PMG and +98 Snajpa, resulting in a total score of PMG:0, Snajpa:2. This map was a faster map then Beta Two and for a while the name Stockholm Bloodbath really described what happened in the map. Snajpa is looking strong, all the four players ended up with plus statistics, this is quite remarkable on these kind of maps. PMG fought well though and for a while at the beginning of the map you really couldn't tell who would be the winner of this map.

00-05-27: 10.44 

Live report from Stockholm Bloodbath: The first round of Stockholm Bloodbath is now completed. Snajpa won with 32-7 in the map Beta Two. This means that after the first round of play the score is: PMG:0 , Snajpa:1

00-05-27

Today start a clan clash between Snajpa and PMG (Pure Metal Gibbers). The gametype will be Duke Nukem 3D and will be fought in 15 different maps. 10 matches will be fought 4 v 4 and 5 matches 2 v 2. The location of this dukeclash is at Norra Bantorget / Stockholm

00-05-26

What's hot, and what's not?

Incredibly hot this week is counterstrike, where Magne and Henka have already played and lost a match. Cs blows like a fresh breeze through these old HL areas. Everybody who hasn't downloaded it yet, should. We are becoming a serious threat in CS. Clanbase is also hot. Log in, fix your personal stats, and participate in the Snajpa clan's activities. You have received your login in your mail. www.clanbase.com. Not so hot this week is theclq.com, it doesn't register like it should. Something else that is disturbing is chello, which seems to crash and burn every 15 minutes. Chello sucks!

Who's hot and who's not?

Orca was seen on the net on the 25th, doing really well, although playing with a bad ping. Incredibly hot! Henka is as hot as always, carrying the whole clan on his shoulders, updating the page, whoopin ass on the internet. Magne is also very hot with his appearances on the net, representing Da CLan. Not so hot this week is Cooper who we haven't seen or heard of for along time now. We miss you Cooper, show us you're alive. And, oh, by the way. Bitching with Henka....um, not so hot.--Henka Da [Snajpa] entitled to call himself Clanleader.

00-05-24

Counterstrike!

If you want to download the latest version of Counterstrike, you can get it at www.counter-strike.net or www.fileplanet.com. This message is to be read by members of the clan aswell, since we are now becoming a serious counterstrike clan as well. If you already have the latest version and looking for a place to conquer the Internet on, try this location 212.73.12.15:27016 Firestorm dedicated, undisputably the best server on the net. Low pings and great maps! Right now, it is the place to be. See you on that server...--Henka Da [Snajpa] (not if I see you first)

00-05-23

Top 10 list

1.Zapata Da [Snajpa], the leader of the Duke Nukem section, a new asset to the clan. Decided to join, and has already arranged a match in the Duke section. Talk about dedication. The first place goes to Zapata for his “love for the game”.

2.Clanbase. Snajpa has now joined clanbase, a great internet site for shoot ‘em up clans. Great wars are to be fought soon. Da [Snajpa] is in da house.

3.Magne Da [Snajpa] for signing Da [Snajpa] clan in to clanbase. Great job Magne! Has also started to play Cs, and getting good at it as well. It’s comforting to know, we never have to be ashamed of Magne, in any game. He is a solid backbone to the clan.

4.The match (1). The match that everybody is talking about is the one on Saturday, May 27. Da [Snajpa]’s Duke team will take on PMG (Pure Metal Gibbers?) in a LAN clash. Excitement is in the air.

5.The match (2). We have been challenged through Clanbase in a 4-on-4 match in Halfife Death Match. This takes place Wednesday, May 24 at 8 pm. Facing the [pmers] clan, it will be a tough match.

6.The teams. Both the Halflife team and the Duke team are pumped up, and that spirit will be awarded. The Duke crew: Zapata, Magne, Ruben and Cooper. The HL team: Henka, Magne, Ruben and Orca.Go get them, strenght and honour!

7 Orca Da [Snajpa] is back in town. A reliable gamer who is always up for a session. Has great stamina, can play up to 20 hours straight. The type of gamer that fits right in to Da [Snajpa]. Good to have you back!

8. Danne Da [Snajpa], for showing some good spirit, sending his favourite maps to our mail, we wish everybody was as co-operative as you. Now start gaming Danne !

9.Henka Da [Snajpa]. A dedicated gamer, works his butt off for the clan, hosts the coolest gaming week of the new millennium, makes connections with clans all over the world. And the list goes on and on. His odds for taking the first place next time are, let us say, pretty good. Has there ever been a more dedicated gamer?

10.Ruben Da [Snajpa].A reborn gamer, has once again found inspiration. Is, as we speak, conquering the Internet. Magne and Henka better watch out for this, new Halflife threat, because he is learning fast. Really fast.

00-05-20

Another new member?

There has been rumours lately that another new member has his place in Da [Snajpa] in the future. It is the youngest brother of the Magne and Ruben family that we are talking about. He needs a little training but we see greatness in his future. Maybe one day he will be good enough to beat his older brothers, so watch it Magne and Ruben. We count on him to be good enough to join the clan within a few months. Your little brother is coming for your ass...(not literally)

00-05-18

New Member!!

We have a new member in our clan. His name is Zapata Da [Snajpa] and he is going to be the divisionleader of The Duke Nukem 3d section. We are all very happy to have him with us and we wish him good luck on his new assignment. Read more about Zapata on the members page.

/Magne Da [Snajpa], Clanleader

00-05-05

Guess who's coming to town...

We now have confirmation that Orca Da [Snajpa] is coming to Sweden on May 12! He has been gone for a year now, and the balance to the Snajpa force is to be restored in just 7 days! "He is the one that can bring balance to the force" (quote: Yoda) We sent him to the States to show them how gaming is supposed to be. He has now finished his job over there, with brilliancy of execution, and is ready to come home and join the forces. The whole Snajpa clan salutes you, "Welcome home Orca, we missed you like hell!" (thought this year would never end) --the management

00-05-05

Rumours...

Rumours has been floating around the headquarters like dead fish in The Baltic sea, that Cooper is going to change his name. This great warrior has for long carried the name of Cooper with honour, but there might be a change around the corner. Some people say that he will change his name to Foolen Da [Snajpa] (taken from Hänt i Veckan nr15 -00). We can at this point give a simple "no comment" to these implications because there is not a final statement from the great player himself, yet, that can relieve the masses. People come up to me, everyday, asking this, so please Cooper...We are all waiting with excitement. What's it gonna be? Only you have the answer.

00-05-04

Back with a vengeance…

We have just received a telegram that Ruben Da [Snajpa] has been spotted on the net. He was last seen whoopin’ some ass in Halflife, finishing honourably in second place with a clean + record. Let us remind you that this was his maiden journey on the net in HL, and that there are more to come. Not too many guys finish with plus records in their first match. So, finally this Duke Nukem terror has found a place for Halflife in his heart. How good do we predict that Ruben is going to get? Let’s just say “the sky is the limit”. So here comes a warning to all gamers: You’d better watch it, cause Ruben is out there. And he’s mean! (by the way nice going Ruben --the management)

00-05-03

Put your vote here!

00-05-03

"Who is the best HL DM player in the clan?" This question has troubled everyone for two weeks now since Henka Da [Snajpa] rocked the world of gaming and placed himself higher on the ranking list than Magne. Note: Magne had more minutes than Henka...Magne has always been percepted as the top player in the clan, by clan members, but now, Henka has stepped out from the shadows. Magne and Henka are at this point discussing the rules for a match about who can title himself the no 1. player of the clan. These rules will be put up later, for anyone who wants to challenge any clanmember of a higher place in the Snajpa ranking. Of course, the Henka and Magne clash will be reviewed later, in results.

Regards--the management

00-05-02

This is the current Top 10 list brought to you from Da Snajpa’s headquarters:

1. The webpage brought to you by Henka and Magne, the two founders of the clan. Magne is the design genius and puts in a lot of hard work to make this possible, while Henka is more of a chronicler (krönikör). This dynamite duo delivers as usual. No doubt taking the no 1 spot.

2. Ruben Da [Snajpa] for uttering the words “Här skall tok-gejmas” (in an equivalent english translation “Here shall the crazy-gaming take place ”) implying that some serious gaming from his behalf is to expect. Something that the world has been waiting for, for quite a while. It is this kind of enthusiasm that characterises a true Snajpa. (note: This famous line was uttered right after he had seen the webpage.)

3. Henka Da [Snajpa] is, for the time being, the hottest clan-player on the net. Rising to the no 593 spot two weeks ago, with a 3.24 frags/minute with 296 minutes. Not too shabby. Earned him the 3rd spot this time.

4. Gamers week from June 1 and a week forward, for the clan members, is as hot as it is true. A lot of guys in a relatively small area with lots of computers…need I say more? Sizzling. Break out the champagne.

5. Zapata, a known and respected Duke Nukem player signed the guestbook, with an intellectual remark about Ruben and Cooper. Has shown good judgement so far, and strong character. Rumour has it that he, one day, might be a member of the clan when Duke Nukem Forever is released. Hopefully it won’t remain a rumour, cause we would be honoured to have him.

6. Kalle a friend of the clan but not a member, yet, signed our guestbook.. Wanting to be Da Associate [Snajpa], he touched our hearts. Being a sound human being he understood that Snajpa was something valuable, something beautiful, and wanted to be a part of it. Respect, Kalle. Reeespect. (We’ll see what we can do with your application – the management)

7. Counterstrike, the game that had for long been ruled out by the founders as a “boring-no-action-lame-gamers” kind of game. But it turned out to be an excellent game, when we tried it on the net. Soon, Da [Snajpa] will conquer this game too, very soon.

8. Cable connections. Lag and low pings…what could be more disturbing? We want free cable to the people! Cable connections and ADSL = incredibly hot!

9. 8 Sep. and 1 Nov. These are the preliminary release dates of Halo (8 Sep.) and Duke Nukem Forever (1 Nov.), the two hottest games to expect this year (in shoot ‘em up). We can’t wait…

10. The guestbook. Many have signed, it makes the page come to life. There has been quarrels, love, drama, everything a gustbook should contain. We applaud you. Keep it up!

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00-04-28

En sida för bara medlemmar har lagts upp, provisoriskt för announcements...Har flyttat material från den här sidan dit.--Henka Da [Snajpa]

00-04-24

Tyvär kan vi här meddela att vi misslyckades.

Vi fick nöja oss med en 283:e plats.

Här följer vår statistik:

Period	Rank	Rating	Minutes	Frags
Apr 16 - Apr 22 2000	283	2,667	615	1,898

Vi har även för första gången testat Counter Strike i helgen.

Så nu kan alla räkna med att Da [Snajpa] tar över även där.