Who Am I?

Who am I? It's a question we've probably all asked ourselves at one point or another.

I'm a thinker, I'm a comedian, I'm a writer, I'm a smart ass, I am the proprietor of this website, I'm a dreamer, I'm a fighter, I'm an artist, I'm a musician, I'm a photographer, I'm a student, I'm a friend, I'm an enemy, I am many things to many people but I'll always be Matt.

Theres my mug up above.

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Vital and not so Vital Stats

• Personal Statement: "Brushing your teeth is played out."----(sort of inside joke)
• Age: 18
• Weight: 150 lbs.
• Height: 5 foot 3 inches (Same as Wolverine of the X-Men)
• Marital Status: Long term relationship
• Current Guitars: A Korean made Cort Effector, it's neat, it has all kinds of effects built in, with distortion on you can almost not tell how bad it sucks. Almost... An Ibanez EX Series guitar from the 80's. This is a good guitar, it sounds quite nice with a distortion pedal. A brand new Gibson SG special that rocks all kinds of ass.
• Boxers or Briefs: Boxer Briefs!
• Favorite Bands: Switchblade Abortion, CKY, Bad Reception, and Weezer
• Favorite Directors: Spike Jonze, Quentin Tarantino, myself.
• Favorite Movies: Nothing Can Stop Torg!, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber
• Favorite Beverage: Dr. Pepper
• Deodorant: Old Spice High Endurance Red Zone, Pure Sport Scented
• Favored Reading Material: Deadpool comics, Spider-Man comics, Wolverine comics, BudK Knives Worldwide, Musician's Friend.
• Items I've sold off of MattBay:2
• Special Skills: "I know how to use nunchuks really good. I could probably take on a guy with a sword or three unarmed guys. Either that or I'd die or get horribly injured." I think I have the mutant ability to knock stuff over when i freak out and start flailing my body around because when I do, stuff that I'm nowhere near will just fall down, it's pretty wicked ass cool. I'm currently teaching myself to play guitar. Hey if teaching yourself is good enough for Eddie Van Halen, it's good enough for me.