Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
Yo mama is so old she got a kickstand.
Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
Yo mama's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
Yo mama's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to wear Levi 1002s.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
Yo mama is so fat, elephants throw
peanuts at her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she's on he beach the tide won't come in!
Yo mama's so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama is so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how
Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see through time.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a washing machine to make her self a
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sat at a stop sign for half an hour waiting
for it to turn green.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish