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Sign |
| 1 |
You knew about HZ and have followed it within 1 week of it being announced. |
| 2 |
You knew about HZ within 1 day of it being announced. |
| 3 |
You knew of HZ before it was announced. |
| 4 |
You have more than 2 stars. |
| 5 |
You have registered the nick ReqCamper on IRC. |
| 6 |
You have memorized the FAQ. |
| 7 |
You know who Marty is. |
| 8 |
You can recite the entire FAQ in 5 minutes. |
| 9 |
You have 3 computers running simultaneously on Horizons news sites just so you can catch any new information. |
| 10 |
You know how to spell "Utildayael" |
| 11 |
You know what a Gnome is |
| 12 |
You hate Ulairi *grin* |
| 13 |
You believe that EverQuest is pure crap |
| 14 |
You read the boards *at least* 5 times a day |
| 15 |
You can still describe Devils and Obbins |
| 16 |
You have run multiple websites about Horizons at one time. |
| 17 |
You got upset because Requnix registered your domain name (he stole it!). |
| 18 |
You attempt to create a P&P RPG for Horizons to play with your friends prior to release. |
| 19 |
You are in the horizons chatroom more then you are outside. |
| 20 |
You have played aoe2 with Gromph and orome more then 20 times. |
| 21 |
You know Ulairi isn't getting into HZ beta. |
| 22 |
You understand the war going on between utiladayeal and Ulairi |
| 23 |
You're heading to Fort Knox to steal the gold to fund HZ. |
| 24 |
You're stealing newborns from the hospital and sacrificing their blood to Satan for AE to get funding. |
| 25 |
You're already preparing to seize control of all the governments within 24 hours of release. |
| 26 |
You hack into AE to get your name on beta list. |
| 27 |
You stalk David Allen and James Jones for beta information. |
| 28 |
Every night you burn a EverQuest CD in Horizons' name. |
| 29 |
You post more than once on a post called "100 signs you are addicted to HZ". |
| 30 |
All you can think about it how to get into beta |
| 31 |
From the time you get off work till the time you go to bed your on all the forums posting. |
| 32 |
You already printed out the map by using print screen over and over cut it out and put it together just to hang up on the wall. |
| 33 |
All your dreams are about your PC in HZ |
| 34 |
You think the next two years in your life are wasted time because there is no Horizons to play. |
| 35 |
You know the HZ site BETTER than the back of your hand. |
| 36 |
You have bought enormous quantities of foods easily eaten in front of a computer in advance. |
| 37 |
Every screenshot is burned into the back of your brain. |
| 38 |
You begin to pray to one of the HZ Gods. |
| 39 |
You have a picture from the site as your wallpaper. |
| 40 |
You have horrible nightmares in which Horizons loses funding and another EQ expansion that only makes the game worse comes out. |
| 41 |
You begin to act like your planned Horizons character. |
| 42 |
You start to believe that we are not on Earth, but Istaria. |
| 43 |
You've convinced yourself you ARE Dave Allen |
| 44 |
You've memorized everyone's name on the forums and their witty signature |
| 45 |
You've even memorized the who the anonymous users are. |
| 46 |
You try to summon a demon |
| 47 |
You Create a Cult to destroy Gnomes |
| 48 |
Before Talking to anyone you make sure your not in a Race War, Government War or they are your anti-faction. |
| 49 |
Your addicted to HORIZONS when you actually type HORIZONS in all caps |
| 50 |
You actually like HORIZONS |
| 51 |
You've spent several months trying to assemble your own time machine to go forward two years. |
| 52 |
You are reading this. |
| 53 |
You already have a list titled "1,000 reasons I cant wait for Horizons" |
| 54 |
You partitioned your hard drive so that you can save all Horizons-related information into text files on its own drive. |
| 55 |
You can't count [hey it seems to be a trend.] |
| 56 |
The IRC logs for #Horizons are taking up a few Gigs. |
| 57 |
You have a folder with the names, addresses, phone numbers, birth certificate copies, social security numbers, dental records, credit card bills, and random photos of the houses of everyone at Artifact Entertainment. [don't look at me.] |
| 58 |
You had dreams that AE personally visited your house to give you a welcome certificate into the Horizons beta. |
| 59 |
You yell, "You ain't so l33t!", at anyone intimidating. |
| 60 |
You gather as much money as you can to have a HORIZONS convention |
| 61 |
You convince yourself that you actually summoned a demon. |
| 62 |
Using your Light magic spells, you try to fight the demon. |
| 63 |
You do it in the neighbors front yard. |
| 64 |
Everytime the website loads, you get that warm fuzzy feeling inside. |
| 65 |
You don't know who you are, where you are, or how you got here... but you can pick out a Jungle Dryad from a Semi-Tropical-Region Dryad blind folded. |
| 66 |
You have or will kill in the name of HORIZONS. |
| 67 |
Everynight you leave a bowl of milk out by the door, incase Sarris are real! |
| 68 |
You spend more time looking around the HORIZONS board then downloading porn!!! |
| 69 |
You think horizons is going to be better then life |
| 70 |
You worship me |
| 71 |
You hate me |
| 72 |
You know i speak 17 different languages(that how u spell it?) |
| 73 |
You have been in #horizons for more then 10000 hours in that last year |
| 74 |
You think Requnix is some kind of god |
| 75 |
You think scan is gods voice |
| 76 |
You know what Jellomancer's page is |
| 77 |
You have personally contributed over 5 megs(War and Peace is 2.5) of the 75 megs of text that has been produced on the irc.sorcery.net chat room. |
| 78 |
If you try to jump in someones body to posses them |
| 79 |
If you try to fly off a cliff and fall |
| 80 |
If you move into the basement of Artifact Entertainment Building |
| 81 |
Biting someone's body parts off like a dragon |
| 82 |
If you cut of your genitals to be like an angel (yuk) |
| 83 |
If you sew butterfly wings to your back like a dryad |
| 84 |
If you bite your families necks and kill them |
| 85 |
If you steal someone's stuff and think you will only go to jail for 10 minutes |
| 86 |
If you call people and say "I will eat you stupid goblins" |
| 87 |
You use a school notebook to right down ideas you have for HORIZONS. |
| 88 |
Said notebook actually has more HORIZONS notes than school notes.:) |
| 89 |
You actually read the trade skill FAQ (couldn't get past the third paragraph). |
| 90 |
You try to hack the message board database to find out who anonymous Trolls are in real life. |
| 91 |
You've gone to a bank to ask for a loan to fund HORIZONS. |
| 92 |
You've called Brad McQuaid, whispered "HORIZONS is going to kick your ass," and hung upon more than three occasions. |
| 93 |
Are determined to get to fifty on this list before anybody else.:) [Edited---Missed it. Sh*t.] |
| 94 |
Have named you cat after the Saris character you plan on playing. |
| 95 |
You actually wept when you heard that HORIZONS may die. |
| 96 |
Have said, "Do your research" or "Read the FAQ" more than a dozen times. |
| 97 |
Have had a child in the last six months and have actually named it Scan, Requinix, or Ulari. |
| 98 |
You've been hit by a trout on more than 6 occasions |
| 99 |
You have spend more time in the chat room than you did playing EQ for a year |
| 100 |
You memorized everyones IP address. |
| 101 |
You spend time trying ot figure out which number is next on the horizons board. |
| 102 |
You stay anonymous so you can waste the time until HORIZONS comes out by marking your posts in scratches on a stick. |
| 103 |
You jig a day of work/uni/school so you can be among the first to check out Doug's latest concept art (hey - I actually did this) |
| 104 |
You're going into hybernation so that you'll awaken fresh just in time for beta so you can play non-stop |
| 105 |
In addition to 85, your buying a large stock of tinned food so you don't have to leave your house to go replenish supplies |
| 106 |
You've spent more than an hour just LOOKING at the concept art of the race you wish to play |
| 107 |
You hate Doug for stuffing up your race by making all the other races so attractive. |
| 108 |
You've had to answer yes to more than 30 of the 100 signs. |
| 109 |
You've applied for a job at artifact entertainment in desperate hope you'll get some insider information on Horizons. |
| 110 |
You've actually read 10 or more of these 100 signs. |
| 111 |
You actually went through and counted the numbers, and would bet money your numbers are correct. (They ARE right!!!!) |
| 112 |
You bought a larger monitor to display the HORIZONS map as wallpaper at normal size. |
| 113 |
When you heard that HORIZONS might have been abandoned, you went into mourning for a week or more. |
| 114 |
You actually emailed the President of Blizzard Entertainment to inform them of the financial troubles. |
| 115 |
You got a reply from President of Blizzard thanking you for brining it to their attention. (15 seconds of fame! :þ ) |
| 116 |
You knew that this list was only "100 signs you are addicted to HZ" and you posted more anyway. |
| 117 |
You've already written a book on your planed HZ's character describing his/her background and some of his/her adventures. |
| 118 |
You will spend the next 6 months dreaming of how you can get into beta, rather than playing other games. |
| 119 |
You spend time thinking of how you can get more stars without it looking like spam. |
| 120 |
You've read ALL the horizons-related links at horizonvault at least twice |
| 121 |
You plan your day around checking out the HZ site to see if theres any new news |
| 122 |
You've consider cyrogenic freeze to speed up the waiting process |
| 123 |
You spend, and enjoy, haunting this board for hours in anticipation of Horizons |
| 124 |
You made a direct link between the lack of funding for Horizons, The Kennedy Assasination and the rise of products labeled ''fat free''... |
| 125 |
You know that there are currently 125 signs as you copied it all to a text file. |
| 126 |
Your real motive for posting this message was to get more stars. |