| Word |
Definition |
| Gnome |
a freak of nature, strange in appearance and possessing no redeeming qualities whatsoever Note: As gnomes are brain dead this term can be applied to inanimate objects as well.
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| Gnomic |
relating to gnomes in it's stupidity and lack of use (ie "Windows
is gnomic")
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| Gnomish |
like a gnome in appearance or attitude
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| Gnome Lord |
an insulting term signifying someone's lack of skill or intelligence, much like the phrase "king of the losers"
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| Cult of the Anti-Gnome |
a virtuous organization dedicated to the eradication of all things gnomish. (abbreviation: CotAG)
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| Abdicate |
When gnomes give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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| Balderdash |
A gnomes rapidly receding hairline.
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| Bustard |
a very rude gnome bus driver.
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| Carcinoma |
a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog engulfed gnomes.
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| Circumvent |
the gnomes opening in the front of boxer shorts.
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| Coffee |
a person who is coughed upon by a gnome.
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| Esplanade |
a gnomes attempt at an explanation while drunk.
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| Flabbergasted |
A gnomes reaction when appalled over how much weight he has gained.
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| Flatulence |
the emergency vehicle that picks a gnome up after being run over by a steamroller.
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| Gargoyle |
a gnome and olive-flavored mouthwash.
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| Lymph |
a gnome who is walking with a lisp.
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| Macadam |
the first gnome on Earth, according to the Scottish bible
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| Marionettes |
gnomes in Washington, DC, who have been jerked around by the mayor.
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| Negligent |
describes a condition in which gnomes absentmindedly answer the door in their nightie...bleh!
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| Oyster |
a gnome who sprinkles his or her conversation with Yiddish expressions.
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| Semantics |
pranks conducted by young gnomes studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
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| Testicle |
a humorous question on an gnome's exam.
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| Rectitude |
the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before s/he examines a gnome
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| Willy-nilly |
impotent gnome.
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