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Race: Chaos
Coached By: hakeswill

# Player Name Position ma st ag av Player Skills ij cp td in cs vp sp Cost
1 Milkman Dan Chaos Warrior 5 5 2 9 Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Guard, -AG   3 4   9 5 58 100000
2 The Mailman Chaos Warrior 5 5 3 10 Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Guard, MH   1 1   18 10 90 100000
3 Ted Johnson Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Block, Mighty Blow   1 2   3 1 18 100000
4 Don (FA) Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Block, Mighty Blow, Guard X   3   8 3 40 100000
5 Bug-Eyed Earl Beastman 6 3 3 8 Block, Horns, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle X 1 6   15 3 64 60000
6 Clyde Beastman 6 3 3 9 Block, Horns, Dirty Player, Pro, Spikes   2 6 1 16 2 64 60000
7 Karen Beastwoman 6 4 3 9 Block, Horns, Frenzy, +ST, MB, SF, MH X 2 10   22 5 101 60000
8 Ted's Wife (FA) Beastwoman 6 3 4 8 Block, Horns, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG   14 7   7 5 74 60000
9 Ted's Son Beastman 6 3 3 8 Block, Horns, Dirty Player, Pro   3 2   6 2 31 60000
10 Mister Wally (FA) Beastman 6 3 3 8 Block, Horns, Mighty Blow   1 1   3 2 20 60000
11 Johnny Lemonhead Beastman 6 3 4 8 Block, Horns, Claw, RSF, +AG   9 4 1 26 5 100 60000
12 Reuben Beastman 6 3 3 8 Block, Horns, Dirty Player, Pro   1 2   18 1 48 60000
13 Nick (FA) Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Block, Tackle, TS, MB, Guard, SF, Pro       2 17 3 53 70000
14 Priest (HoF) Orc Blitzer 6 3 4 9 Block, +AG, Stand Firm, MB, Guard, Tackle, Leader   29 15   4 6 110 80000
15 Spuderman Ogre 5 5 2 9 Block, Pile On, Mighty Blow, *Smart*, Thick Skull         14 5 53 120000
16 Mr. Bix Ogre 5 5 2 9 Block, Mighty Blow, Bonehead, Thick Skull         3 1 11 120000
Team Name: redmeat.com Re-Rolls: 8 x $70k = 560000
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 24 x $10k = 240000
Team Rating: 414 Assistant Coaches: 0 x $10k = 0
Treasury: always empty Cheerleaders: 0 x $10k =  
Coach: hakeswill Apothecary: 1 x $50k = 50000
  Team Wizard: 1 x $150k = 150000
TOTAL COST OF TEAM: 227

 

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Match Record

 

Result Opponent Race Score Cas Gate Winnings Notes & Highlights
Tie 100-126 Doom Town Fraggerz Chaos 1-1 0-0 36000 60000 Knutt's ST (3db me and the best was a push), biased ref (clean game), the chuck (1 rr), and will (2d6 got me a 4 for cash) vs away fans banned (got him 2 extra rerolls), and lurve potion (stopped my last turn TD) - no skills - bought an apo and rolled a 1 for ff - the curse continues
Loss 107-100 Guardians of the Pines Wood Elf 0-3 1-3 45000 80000 away fans banned and TWHAB vs ET and a large donation - 2 +ST and MB, 7 frenzy, 9 leader - the game was embarrassing, but no harm done to my team - ff up (I rolled a 6!!!) and no purchases
Win 118-152 Ridiculous Runts Halfling 3-2 8-3 42000 50000 pills, bad habits, IATG, and special offer vs ET and scroll - 1 block, 6 block, 9 block - +1 to inj is fun! 8 cas in a clean game - ff stays and I bought an ogre for half price and a rr with his ET for not playing bad habits on him - 2 died on a 3db p/s vs a fling, but the apo saved him
Win 137-100 new season Paradopolis Pickers Orc 2-1 4-2 57000 0 the secret way vs bad habits, magic sponge, heroic leap, and that makes me mad - 5 block, 8 block, 14 +AG - ff stayed and no purchases, as I bribed my winnings (80k) for him not playing bad habits
Win 140-148 Zuzeca Oyate Lizardman 4-2 6-1 71000 0 magic helmet (on 2) vs rak's oblit and kidnap rival coach - 1 guard, 7 block, 13 +MA, 14 SF - 8 got killed by a rock after she scored, and all of my winnings were stolen - then I got horrible postgame skill rolls and rolled a 1 for ff - grrrrrrrrrrrr
Loss 139-213 Brew Crew Dwarf 0-1 0-0 80000 150000 mind blow, duh, where am I?, the chuck, and get 'em, lads! vs HOF and foot - 5 got MB - 11 players vs his 10 skilled ones - silly low spp game - he gave me his cash as well, which I appreciated - ff stayed even though I rolled a 6 - hopefully there will be an official ruling on the stupid ff chart soon - bought a CW and fired my CDB for getting +MA last game
Win 149-100 Grudgers Chaos Dwarf 4-0 5-1 58000 40000 press gang and heroic leap vs MH, bad habits, blitzkrieg, and the chuck - 2 got block and 6 got MB - ff up and bought my fourth CW - missing my leader beasty next game
Loss 160-181 Fat Boyz Dwarf 0-2 2-2 53000 80000 the big match and ET vs ET and get 'em, lads - total rape game - 1 for cards, 1 for apo, 1 rr 1 for gfi to score... - no skills and fired 1 for getting -MA - ff up from the big match
new season              
Tie 160-263 Brew Crew Dwarf 2-2 3-1 96000 60000 the secret way, merchandising, inspired play, under scrutiny, get 'em, lads, and a large donation vs ET - 3 block, 5 guard, 13 +MA AGAIN, 14 guard, 16 guard - silly game, but I am SO mad at the new CDB - ff stays - bought rr in the beginning with Quinn's cash and card - paid him back at the end and also gave him merchandising
Tie 173-188 Militant Lizbians Lizardman 2-2 3-1 59000 60000 mind blow, ET, and heroic effort vs magic sponge and biased ref - 4 +AG, 7 +ST!!!, 10 block - I had this game won, but a crazy long bomb on his turn 8 (with no rerolls) got him a tie - still, it was a very fun game - ff up and no purchases
Win 184-182 We Hates Effreeting Orc 4-1 7-1 65000 90000 MI ET vs merchandising and special offer - 4 block, 9 DP, 16 block - the bot spanked zwischy hard all game, but only 1 mng to show for it, so no biggy - ff stayed and bidding on a FA CDB - the one I have is SO fired
              bought Zorn Uzkrag from Gollum And The Evil Ones for 150k (MB and guard, at 14 spps) - renamed to Nick for redmeat continuity - TR drops from 192 to 186
Win 186-180 The Human Touch Human 3-0 8-1 70000 70000 sponge and crazy ref vs knutt's ST, blitzkrieg, and UC - 10 guard - poor Solarbear failed almost every action this game - ff stayed and no purchases
Win 200-186 Rotting Bastages Undead 2-0 9-3 76000 50000 rak's oblit, flu bug (took out 2), and burst ball (negated time warp) vs time warp, morley's (7/11), & sorry sir (unused) - 3 MB, 11 DP, 9 niggled and made an assistant - ff stayed and bought back Milkman Dan
Win 200-192 Chaotic Stunties Chaos Dwarf 3-1 6-1 72000 30000 rak's oblit vs the secret way, high punt, and exploding player - 1 block and 6 tackle - 1 vs 6 for cards, but the game made up for it - Milkman Dan got 2 TDs, a comp, and a cas! - ff up and not enough cash to buy any players - 2 died on turn 8, but the apo saved him yet again
Win 210-208 Rotting Bastages Undead 4-2 7-2 64000 80000 MI ET and sponge vs kidnap rival coach and unseen shield - 4 SF, 11 block, 13 SF, 14 tackle - weak start, but eventually the cas started coming in - he killed 2 of my players, so I stopped hitting him on turn 5 of the second half for the second apo roll - ff stayed and bought two beastmen with the cash that he didn't want and my treasury
Win 224-210 Forthill 69'ers Ogres 3-0 1-2 101000 70000 magic hand, under scrutiny, & a large donation vs magic sponge and TMMM - no skills - very silly game with weak armor rolls on both sides - he only had 9 ogres for this game (2 mng), but 9 ogres are still pretty rough - ff up and no purchases
Win 236-296 Buffys Delight Vampire 3-1 4-0 106000 140000 flying fist, it wasn't me, bad habits, and player strike vs lurve potion and crazy ref - 1 +ST!!!, 9 DP, 16 SF - I didn't use any of my REs in return for 60k (part of winnings) - silly game where I rolled a lot of skull skulls and 1 rr 1 - but he was no luckier, and had only 3 *blooded* vamps - ff up and bought my wizard finally
Win 257-255 Class of 2002 in 2200 Undead 1-0 8-2 84000 60000 magic sponge vs scroll and sorry sir - 9 block - 1 for cards, then my 3 allies took 2 of my 4 rerolls... then he won the coin toss - but a timely fireball on turn 1 set everything straight - he has only one mng ghoul, so no harm done - ff up, and bought my second ogre, after only playing 18 games!
Win 269-290 Hootiebog Muskies Ogre 2-0 1-0 106000 70000 sponge, spy, and bad habits vs HTTT - 11 pro - absurd game - my allies took ALL of my 4 rerolls second half - almost a 1-1 game, with my 3 consecutive 1s on pickups late 2nd half - ff up and saving for more rerolls!
Loss 281-282 Kratoh'Bgahl Chaos 0-1 3-7 117000 60000 hawkfing's curse and knuckledusters vs scroll, burst ball, and exploding player - no skills - started with an exploding player, and his #11 DP went berserk (6 cas by himself) - Karen died (apo), and was then BH, Johnny died (block, DP, pro), Clyde lost a MA and was made an assistant (block, MB, tackle) - ff up and bought a new Johnny and a new Clyde - Ted's Son and Mister Wally are mng
Win 268-217 Welfare Gypsies Ogre 3-1 1-3 121000 50000 away fans banned and hawkfing's curse vs bad habits, lurve potion, charity match, and heroic leap - no skills, and now only Priest is mng - holding 70k for a rr
Win 277-226 KillerKlowns from OuterSpace Vampire 3-1 4-0 93000 40000 magic hand vs scutt's, HTTT, and burst ball - 1 MB, 11 claws and fangs - rolling doubles twice made the choice easy, but painful - however, the gods were pleased and our ff went up - still saving cash (now up to 110k)
Loss 287-284 Kratoh'Bgahl Chaos 0-2 5-5 123000 40000 tents and whoops vs bribe #1 and hawkfing's - no skills - 1 -AG (apo failed) and 3 niggled (made into an assistant) - killed an ogre on my first block, and my DP killed his PO CW turn 1 on doubles (his apo worked and I rolled a 1 rr 1 on the argue) - then he used bribe #1 on my claw/fang beasty turn 2 when he fouled - 2 more of my players were thrown out for fouls later - ah well - ff up and no purchases
              bought Kaalim'ra from the Disciples of Bethrezen for 140k (block, MB, +AG at 27 spps - renamed to Ted's Wife for continuity - TR drops from 282 to 279
Loss 279-285 Cretaceous Lizardman 1-2 5-1 133000 60000 scroll and inspiration vs bounding leap and TWHAB - 2 guard - very amusing game, where nb loved him with ball handling and oob throwins, and loved me for armor rolls - ff stayed and no purchases
Tie 290-319 Armageddon Chaos 2-2 8-5 172000 30000 unseen shield, blatant foul (killed a DP - poetic justice), and morley's vs scroll and bad press - 12 DP - bloody, bloody game, but a lot of fun - ff down from bad press and bought a new #3 - Priest mng from a fireball
Tie 299-266 Four Star Mary Ogre 1-1 5-1 96000 50000 pills and it wasn't me! vs scroll, flu bug, and is it a td? - 3 block, 11 +AG, God damn it! - should have won, but let him score with an ogre for a skill (it took 6 turns and 2 tries - ff stayed and no purchases - time for a new team since I am over 300
Loss 309-282 Howls for Touchdowns Dark Elf 0-2 4-4 91000 110000 sponge and will vs EotE, crazy ref, and exploding player - 10 MB - screwed by the bot - twice the claw/fang beasty lost us a turn because he DOESN'T HAVE BLOCK - elves did what elves do, and our ball handling sucked, even with 4 +AG players - ff stayed and bought a rr for double
Win 315-370 Carpenter's Nightmare Treeman 2-0 4-6 142000 110000 sponge (helped a lot), greased shoes, and bribe #1 vs bad habits, fake play (LOL), and kidnap rival coach - 4 stunty, 15 pile on - absurd game with friendly fouling - he had to reroll 3 or 4 perms, and I had to rr only 1 - ff stayed and saving for more rerolls (he gave me 40k)
Tie 331-327 Merrywood Mavericks Chaos Dwarf 1-1 6-1 113000 40000 helmet (on Karen), inspiration (Ted got +MA, damn it), and spike vs Scutt's and a large donation - 3 MA, 12 block (and mng) - silly fun game vs soulhunt - ff stayed and bought a rr for double
Win 333-383 Amourous Legion of Unclean Goats Chaos 2-0 12-6 135000 100000 potion, sorry sir!, and robbed vs the secret way and ET - 5 tackle, 9 pro, 15 block - BLOODY game! - my 16 is mng, my 4 is dead after being niggled (block, +AG, stand firm, stunty 55 spps), and 3 is mng and made an assistant for having +MA - his block, +AG, SF, pro CW (75 spps) was killed, then lost an AV - his block, MB, guard, SF CW is mng, his Block, Horns, Tentacles, Stand Firm, MH beasty died from my wizard's fireball, and his Block, Horns, Frenzy, Stand Firm beasty died on the last foul of the game - bought a new #4 with our winnings - ff stayed - ROAR
Win 318-370 LoveBoat Dwarf 2-1 7-1 152000 80000 scroll (used on a dwarf, along with my apo), bribe #2, ET, and robbed vs rak's oblit and illegal drugs (ugh!) - 6 DP - the game was lopsided, although it should have been a tie or a win for him - ff up and bought a new 3 - only 1 dwarf stayed dead
Win 333-383 Killer Instinct Undead 3-0 12-3 155000 30000 lurve potion and sewer map (combo got me a TD) vs spite (on 2) and spy (not used) - 6 spikes, 7 MB, 11 BLOCK!!! - started off with me rolling a 1 for cards, but the blitz SCREWED him - his beasty mng from the blitz, 12 BH turn 2, his CW BH on his turn 3 on a gfi, etc etc - still, he only has 2 mng - ff stayed and no purchases
Loss 344-378 Veni, Vidi, Vici! Chaos Dwarf 0-3 8-5 130000 120000 unseen shield and spike vs pit trap (on my PO ogre) and magic hand - 12 pro - very silly CHALLENGE game, where his ONLY DP was UNKILLABLE (he survived a wizard, a claw/fang blitz, and MB frenzy blitz) - eventually (after 5 cas) he was thrown out, and my fun started - my low point was doing a 1db block as 2db and rr it into a skull AFTER he got a blitz and as the first action for my turn - my high point was wiping out his front line in one turn and then throwing a gratuitous pass! - he has 3 mng, and I have ZERO - wheeeeeee - ff stayed and bought a rr for double with our winnings (he gave me 60k)
Loss 355-372 LoveBoat Dwarf 1-2 4-4 157000 140000 scutt's vs MI ET, spike, and trampoline trap - 4 block - 1 vs 6 for cards, then he gets a blitz - fucking bot - quad skulls late in the 2nd half almost guaranteed him a win - thanks a lot for the game, nb - at least 4 didn't get +MA - ff down and bought a rr for doubles with the 140k from both of our winnings
Loss 364-333 Ernstige Enschedeers Chaos Dwarf 2-4 3-3 158000 40000 magic hand and bad habits vs magic sponge and bad habits - 4 got fucking MA - a friendly recovery game where nb decided I was it's bitch - still, with 4 rerolls from his side, we both have full rosters for the tournies - ff up and gave him all of my cash for a FA
Loss 368-347 Ernstige Enschedeers Chaos Dwarf 0-1 6-3 186000 60000 magic hand and sewer map (rolled a 1) vs MI ET, DT ET, and greased shoes - 1 guard, 8 tackle - started with a 6 turn riot, where I had a chance to score on his reception with sewer map, until I rolled a 1 - Mr. Bix lost a movement on the first foul of the game, and the apo failed - he was made an assistant (block, guard, SF and 74 spps) - I had too many players go into the KO box, and lost turn 8 of the 2nd half - he had one player lose an AV and his apo failed as well - ff down and no purchases and made my +MA CW into an assistant also
new season              
Tie 339-305 Slaan-Neshis Lizardman 3-3 10-3 155000 40000 scroll, HoF (on Priest), & peaked vs rak's leap and press gang - 6 block - very silly game where I pulled off a turn 8 tie - he has 3 mng skinks, but we rerolled perms - ff up twice and bought a new #4 (CW Don)
Loss 353-336 Veni, Vidi, Vici! Chaos Dwarf 1-2 8-5 141000 0 hawkfing's curse, sorry sir!, & bad habits vs scroll and robbed - no skills, but a VERY fun game - some botched rolls on both sides made the game exciting, and he pulled out a win with Kermiath late in the 2nd half - ff stayed and he stole my 10k !!! - hehehe
Win 358-324 Paradopolis Pickers Orc 3-0 5-2 156000 130000 sponge and TMMM vs hawkfing's, demo game, and press gang (Spuderman mng) - 3 block, 4 block, 9 +MA (darn it) - fun game for me, not for Cypress - he needs DPs - I rerolled 2 nasty fouls and used my apo on another one - his 2 cas are both mng (5 and 14) and the press gang hurt for the next one as well - ff stayed and bought a new Mr. Bix - I gave him sponge for demo game, and he gave me his winnings too - soon, I will join the big leagues again
Loss 376-352 Skull Crushas Orc 1-2 7-2 150000 40000 magic foot vs unseen shield - 3 guard - friendly foul, where he was saved a lot more perms and deaths than I was - a very fun game, though - ff stayed and sitting on my cash until I get to Premier - 9 is now mng, which is better than the last game - 9 fired too for not being interesting
new season              
Win 369-398 The Wretched Chaos 2-0 7-9 185000 70000 raindancer vs butterfingers, bribe #2, and Sorry! - 13 Pro - bloody bloody game, but fun too - I had 3 perms (apo saved #1 from niggling but he's now MNG) - my casualties vs were 8 niggled (apo failed), 13 dead, 5 BH, 6 dead (by Nick), 16 -MA, 7 mng, 9 dead (by Mr. Bix)- his vs me 3 niggled, 12 BH, 11, BH, 10 -AV, 1 niggled (apo), 1 mng, 15 BH, 5 mng, 13 BH - fired 3 and 10, purchased a new 3 - ff up and I am farther from Premier than before - what do you expect with Chaos vs Chaos? - *grin*
Win 355-334 THE LITTLE O' PETS Ogre 2-1 6-2 145000 100000 tents (useless) and side bet (oh boy) vs bribe #4, high punt, and the secret way - 3 block, 4 DEAD on a gfi - started with only 12 players on my roster vs 12 ogres on the field thanks to bribe #4 and he rolls blitz! - the casualties started coming, and we got the rookie CW 2 TDs - had to pull out punches after turn 4 2nd half, when we used our apo on a skilled ogre - ff up and bought a new 4 and a new 9 (thanks to a 70k bounty from the last game (on Defying, a 211 spp beasty with Block, Frenzy, Claw, RSF, Tackle, Dauntless, Pro, Horns, MH - at least now, only my 13 is mng
transferred to premier           700k bounty declined by Shooz (thanks to Wraith cheating earlier in the season), so up we go - bounty was claimed by Mr. Bix vs The Wretched for PO RSF death - MVPs go to 3,4,6,7, 9, 12, 15, 16 - 3 gets MB, and 16 gets block - 14 gets leader
              purchased two free agents from DaBoss - A Skull Full of Maggots (block, MB, guard - 30 spps) was renamed to Don - Butchered at Birth (block, MB - 15 spps) renamed to Mister Wally - both were from Cannibal Corpse - put the remaining 460k on a bounty against Cujo (kill the head coach of any team coached by Cujo) - new TR is 382 after pitching my assistant coaches
Tie 382-445 The Wretched Chaos 1-1 9-5 179000 20000 butterfingers, knuckledusters, and stiletto vs magic potion, fizzle, and bribe the announcer - 9 Dirty Player - I rolled a 1 for cards and he rolled a 6 - he receives and does a fireball on my turn 1 knocking over 3 of my players and then fizzling my retaliation - he got 3 cas by turn 3, and I did my best to keep up - 2 players from each side were ejected, and so were both coaches! - I racked up 7 of my 9 cas in the 2nd half but was never able to clear the board - fun game, though - my 1 is mng, and so is his +2 AG beasty (from a failed dodge, no less) - ff stayed and no purchases
Loss 390-424 BrainZ! Undead 1-2 5-9 203000 70000 magic potion (useless +AG on Karen), high punt, and razzle dazzle (failed) vs scutt's (unused), exploding player, and mine - 9 block, 15 SMART - I failed some key rolls like razzle dazzle, and also ran out of players too quickly - 7 players for each kickoff of the 2nd half - Karen died, but he kindly rerolled it - now 14 is mng - ff stayed and put my 90k on a bounty vs BrainZ! +ST players
Win 393-398 Orcburgh Steelers Orc 3-2 10-1 174000 40000 the secret way, knuckledusters, & I'll take that! vs speed of light and spy - no skills - 6 player PI wrecked him in the second half - it was a close game up until then - I'll take that forced his beastman to steal the ball from his dumpoff thrower on turn 8, and I was able to blitz him with Karen, get the ball out, and score with Johnny - ff stayed and threw my cash away
Loss 399-457 Hammer Horrors Lizardman 1-2 4-13 !!! 191000 30000 hawkfing's, whoops, bribe #1, & mine vs cup a joe (unused) & blatant foul (unused) - 6 pro, 14 MB - haggislad had God rolls, and my armor was butter - who wants to give me a recovery game for my 4 mng!!! - ff stayed and no purchases
Loss 403-671 The People Under the Stairs Undead 1-3 4-3 189000 10000 scutt's (unused), sorry (unused), illegal drugs, double cross, mine, & sewer map (unused) vs magic hand of masturbation & stink bomb - 7 stand firm - silly recovery game with no fouling and no pro on armor - my cards were mighty, but his diving tackle was mightier - only 1 mng now - ff down and pitched my 10k
Win 408-439 Orcburgh Steelers Orc 1-0 8-4 176000 50000 Rakarth's bounding leap (unused) vs magic helmet and did somebody say McMurty's? - 9 pro - fielded 10 players at the start accidentally, but pulled off a late 2nd half TD for a win - both sides had an interception! - ff stayed and now I need yet another recovery game for my 3 mng