| Result | Opponent | Race | Score | Cas | Gate | Winnings | Notes & Highlights |
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| Tie 100-126 | Doom Town Fraggerz | Chaos | 1-1 | 0-0 | 36000 | 60000 | Knutt's ST (3db me and the best was a push), biased ref (clean game), the chuck (1 rr), and will (2d6 got me a 4 for cash) vs away fans banned (got him 2 extra rerolls), and lurve potion (stopped my last turn TD) - no skills - bought an apo and rolled a 1 for ff - the curse continues |
| Loss 107-100 | Guardians of the Pines | Wood Elf | 0-3 | 1-3 | 45000 | 80000 | away fans banned and TWHAB vs ET and a large donation - 2 +ST and MB, 7 frenzy, 9 leader - the game was embarrassing, but no harm done to my team - ff up (I rolled a 6!!!) and no purchases |
| Win 118-152 | Ridiculous Runts | Halfling | 3-2 | 8-3 | 42000 | 50000 | pills, bad habits, IATG, and special offer vs ET and scroll - 1 block, 6 block, 9 block - +1 to inj is fun! 8 cas in a clean game - ff stays and I bought an ogre for half price and a rr with his ET for not playing bad habits on him - 2 died on a 3db p/s vs a fling, but the apo saved him |
| Win 137-100 new season | Paradopolis Pickers | Orc | 2-1 | 4-2 | 57000 | 0 | the secret way vs bad habits, magic sponge, heroic leap, and that makes me mad - 5 block, 8 block, 14 +AG - ff stayed and no purchases, as I bribed my winnings (80k) for him not playing bad habits |
| Win 140-148 | Zuzeca Oyate | Lizardman | 4-2 | 6-1 | 71000 | 0 | magic helmet (on 2) vs rak's oblit and kidnap rival coach - 1 guard, 7 block, 13 +MA, 14 SF - 8 got killed by a rock after she scored, and all of my winnings were stolen - then I got horrible postgame skill rolls and rolled a 1 for ff - grrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Loss 139-213 | Brew Crew | Dwarf | 0-1 | 0-0 | 80000 | 150000 | mind blow, duh, where am I?, the chuck, and get 'em, lads! vs HOF and foot - 5 got MB - 11 players vs his 10 skilled ones - silly low spp game - he gave me his cash as well, which I appreciated - ff stayed even though I rolled a 6 - hopefully there will be an official ruling on the stupid ff chart soon - bought a CW and fired my CDB for getting +MA last game |
| Win 149-100 | Grudgers | Chaos Dwarf | 4-0 | 5-1 | 58000 | 40000 | press gang and heroic leap vs MH, bad habits, blitzkrieg, and the chuck - 2 got block and 6 got MB - ff up and bought my fourth CW - missing my leader beasty next game |
| Loss 160-181 | Fat Boyz | Dwarf | 0-2 | 2-2 | 53000 | 80000 | the big match and ET vs ET and get 'em, lads - total rape game - 1 for cards, 1 for apo, 1 rr 1 for gfi to score... - no skills and fired 1 for getting -MA - ff up from the big match |
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| Tie 160-263 | Brew Crew | Dwarf | 2-2 | 3-1 | 96000 | 60000 | the secret way, merchandising, inspired play, under scrutiny, get 'em, lads, and a large donation vs ET - 3 block, 5 guard, 13 +MA AGAIN, 14 guard, 16 guard - silly game, but I am SO mad at the new CDB - ff stays - bought rr in the beginning with Quinn's cash and card - paid him back at the end and also gave him merchandising |
| Tie 173-188 | Militant Lizbians | Lizardman | 2-2 | 3-1 | 59000 | 60000 | mind blow, ET, and heroic effort vs magic sponge and biased ref - 4 +AG, 7 +ST!!!, 10 block - I had this game won, but a crazy long bomb on his turn 8 (with no rerolls) got him a tie - still, it was a very fun game - ff up and no purchases |
| Win 184-182 | We Hates Effreeting | Orc | 4-1 | 7-1 | 65000 | 90000 | MI ET vs merchandising and special offer - 4 block, 9 DP, 16 block - the bot spanked zwischy hard all game, but only 1 mng to show for it, so no biggy - ff stayed and bidding on a FA CDB - the one I have is SO fired |
| | | | | | | | bought Zorn Uzkrag from Gollum And The Evil Ones for 150k (MB and guard, at 14 spps) - renamed to Nick for redmeat continuity - TR drops from 192 to 186 |
| Win 186-180 | The Human Touch | Human | 3-0 | 8-1 | 70000 | 70000 | sponge and crazy ref vs knutt's ST, blitzkrieg, and UC - 10 guard - poor Solarbear failed almost every action this game - ff stayed and no purchases |
| Win 200-186 | Rotting Bastages | Undead | 2-0 | 9-3 | 76000 | 50000 | rak's oblit, flu bug (took out 2), and burst ball (negated time warp) vs time warp, morley's (7/11), & sorry sir (unused) - 3 MB, 11 DP, 9 niggled and made an assistant - ff stayed and bought back Milkman Dan |
| Win 200-192 | Chaotic Stunties | Chaos Dwarf | 3-1 | 6-1 | 72000 | 30000 | rak's oblit vs the secret way, high punt, and exploding player - 1 block and 6 tackle - 1 vs 6 for cards, but the game made up for it - Milkman Dan got 2 TDs, a comp, and a cas! - ff up and not enough cash to buy any players - 2 died on turn 8, but the apo saved him yet again |
| Win 210-208 | Rotting Bastages | Undead | 4-2 | 7-2 | 64000 | 80000 | MI ET and sponge vs kidnap rival coach and unseen shield - 4 SF, 11 block, 13 SF, 14 tackle - weak start, but eventually the cas started coming in - he killed 2 of my players, so I stopped hitting him on turn 5 of the second half for the second apo roll - ff stayed and bought two beastmen with the cash that he didn't want and my treasury |
| Win 224-210 | Forthill 69'ers | Ogres | 3-0 | 1-2 | 101000 | 70000 | magic hand, under scrutiny, & a large donation vs magic sponge and TMMM - no skills - very silly game with weak armor rolls on both sides - he only had 9 ogres for this game (2 mng), but 9 ogres are still pretty rough - ff up and no purchases |
| Win 236-296 | Buffys Delight | Vampire | 3-1 | 4-0 | 106000 | 140000 | flying fist, it wasn't me, bad habits, and player strike vs lurve potion and crazy ref - 1 +ST!!!, 9 DP, 16 SF - I didn't use any of my REs in return for 60k (part of winnings) - silly game where I rolled a lot of skull skulls and 1 rr 1 - but he was no luckier, and had only 3 *blooded* vamps - ff up and bought my wizard finally |
| Win 257-255 | Class of 2002 in 2200 | Undead | 1-0 | 8-2 | 84000 | 60000 | magic sponge vs scroll and sorry sir - 9 block - 1 for cards, then my 3 allies took 2 of my 4 rerolls... then he won the coin toss - but a timely fireball on turn 1 set everything straight - he has only one mng ghoul, so no harm done - ff up, and bought my second ogre, after only playing 18 games! |
| Win 269-290 | Hootiebog Muskies | Ogre | 2-0 | 1-0 | 106000 | 70000 | sponge, spy, and bad habits vs HTTT - 11 pro - absurd game - my allies took ALL of my 4 rerolls second half - almost a 1-1 game, with my 3 consecutive 1s on pickups late 2nd half - ff up and saving for more rerolls! |
| Loss 281-282 | Kratoh'Bgahl | Chaos | 0-1 | 3-7 | 117000 | 60000 | hawkfing's curse and knuckledusters vs scroll, burst ball, and exploding player - no skills - started with an exploding player, and his #11 DP went berserk (6 cas by himself) - Karen died (apo), and was then BH, Johnny died (block, DP, pro), Clyde lost a MA and was made an assistant (block, MB, tackle) - ff up and bought a new Johnny and a new Clyde - Ted's Son and Mister Wally are mng |
| Win 268-217 | Welfare Gypsies | Ogre | 3-1 | 1-3 | 121000 | 50000 | away fans banned and hawkfing's curse vs bad habits, lurve potion, charity match, and heroic leap - no skills, and now only Priest is mng - holding 70k for a rr |
| Win 277-226 | KillerKlowns from OuterSpace | Vampire | 3-1 | 4-0 | 93000 | 40000 | magic hand vs scutt's, HTTT, and burst ball - 1 MB, 11 claws and fangs - rolling doubles twice made the choice easy, but painful - however, the gods were pleased and our ff went up - still saving cash (now up to 110k) |
| Loss 287-284 | Kratoh'Bgahl | Chaos | 0-2 | 5-5 | 123000 | 40000 | tents and whoops vs bribe #1 and hawkfing's - no skills - 1 -AG (apo failed) and 3 niggled (made into an assistant) - killed an ogre on my first block, and my DP killed his PO CW turn 1 on doubles (his apo worked and I rolled a 1 rr 1 on the argue) - then he used bribe #1 on my claw/fang beasty turn 2 when he fouled - 2 more of my players were thrown out for fouls later - ah well - ff up and no purchases |
| | | | | | | | bought Kaalim'ra from the Disciples of Bethrezen for 140k (block, MB, +AG at 27 spps - renamed to Ted's Wife for continuity - TR drops from 282 to 279 |
| Loss 279-285 | Cretaceous | Lizardman | 1-2 | 5-1 | 133000 | 60000 | scroll and inspiration vs bounding leap and TWHAB - 2 guard - very amusing game, where nb loved him with ball handling and oob throwins, and loved me for armor rolls - ff stayed and no purchases |
| Tie 290-319 | Armageddon | Chaos | 2-2 | 8-5 | 172000 | 30000 | unseen shield, blatant foul (killed a DP - poetic justice), and morley's vs scroll and bad press - 12 DP - bloody, bloody game, but a lot of fun - ff down from bad press and bought a new #3 - Priest mng from a fireball |
| Tie 299-266 | Four Star Mary | Ogre | 1-1 | 5-1 | 96000 | 50000 | pills and it wasn't me! vs scroll, flu bug, and is it a td? - 3 block, 11 +AG, God damn it! - should have won, but let him score with an ogre for a skill (it took 6 turns and 2 tries - ff stayed and no purchases - time for a new team since I am over 300 |
| Loss 309-282 | Howls for Touchdowns | Dark Elf | 0-2 | 4-4 | 91000 | 110000 | sponge and will vs EotE, crazy ref, and exploding player - 10 MB - screwed by the bot - twice the claw/fang beasty lost us a turn because he DOESN'T HAVE BLOCK - elves did what elves do, and our ball handling sucked, even with 4 +AG players - ff stayed and bought a rr for double |
| Win 315-370 | Carpenter's Nightmare | Treeman | 2-0 | 4-6 | 142000 | 110000 | sponge (helped a lot), greased shoes, and bribe #1 vs bad habits, fake play (LOL), and kidnap rival coach - 4 stunty, 15 pile on - absurd game with friendly fouling - he had to reroll 3 or 4 perms, and I had to rr only 1 - ff stayed and saving for more rerolls (he gave me 40k) |
| Tie 331-327 | Merrywood Mavericks | Chaos Dwarf | 1-1 | 6-1 | 113000 | 40000 | helmet (on Karen), inspiration (Ted got +MA, damn it), and spike vs Scutt's and a large donation - 3 MA, 12 block (and mng) - silly fun game vs soulhunt - ff stayed and bought a rr for double |
| Win 333-383 | Amourous Legion of Unclean Goats | Chaos | 2-0 | 12-6 | 135000 | 100000 | potion, sorry sir!, and robbed vs the secret way and ET - 5 tackle, 9 pro, 15 block - BLOODY game! - my 16 is mng, my 4 is dead after being niggled (block, +AG, stand firm, stunty 55 spps), and 3 is mng and made an assistant for having +MA - his block, +AG, SF, pro CW (75 spps) was killed, then lost an AV - his block, MB, guard, SF CW is mng, his Block, Horns, Tentacles, Stand Firm, MH beasty died from my wizard's fireball, and his Block, Horns, Frenzy, Stand Firm beasty died on the last foul of the game - bought a new #4 with our winnings - ff stayed - ROAR |
| Win 318-370 | LoveBoat | Dwarf | 2-1 | 7-1 | 152000 | 80000 | scroll (used on a dwarf, along with my apo), bribe #2, ET, and robbed vs rak's oblit and illegal drugs (ugh!) - 6 DP - the game was lopsided, although it should have been a tie or a win for him - ff up and bought a new 3 - only 1 dwarf stayed dead |
| Win 333-383 | Killer Instinct | Undead | 3-0 | 12-3 | 155000 | 30000 | lurve potion and sewer map (combo got me a TD) vs spite (on 2) and spy (not used) - 6 spikes, 7 MB, 11 BLOCK!!! - started off with me rolling a 1 for cards, but the blitz SCREWED him - his beasty mng from the blitz, 12 BH turn 2, his CW BH on his turn 3 on a gfi, etc etc - still, he only has 2 mng - ff stayed and no purchases |
| Loss 344-378 | Veni, Vidi, Vici! | Chaos Dwarf | 0-3 | 8-5 | 130000 | 120000 | unseen shield and spike vs pit trap (on my PO ogre) and magic hand - 12 pro - very silly CHALLENGE game, where his ONLY DP was UNKILLABLE (he survived a wizard, a claw/fang blitz, and MB frenzy blitz) - eventually (after 5 cas) he was thrown out, and my fun started - my low point was doing a 1db block as 2db and rr it into a skull AFTER he got a blitz and as the first action for my turn - my high point was wiping out his front line in one turn and then throwing a gratuitous pass! - he has 3 mng, and I have ZERO - wheeeeeee - ff stayed and bought a rr for double with our winnings (he gave me 60k) |
| Loss 355-372 | LoveBoat | Dwarf | 1-2 | 4-4 | 157000 | 140000 | scutt's vs MI ET, spike, and trampoline trap - 4 block - 1 vs 6 for cards, then he gets a blitz - fucking bot - quad skulls late in the 2nd half almost guaranteed him a win - thanks a lot for the game, nb - at least 4 didn't get +MA - ff down and bought a rr for doubles with the 140k from both of our winnings |
| Loss 364-333 | Ernstige Enschedeers | Chaos Dwarf | 2-4 | 3-3 | 158000 | 40000 | magic hand and bad habits vs magic sponge and bad habits - 4 got fucking MA - a friendly recovery game where nb decided I was it's bitch - still, with 4 rerolls from his side, we both have full rosters for the tournies - ff up and gave him all of my cash for a FA |
| Loss 368-347 | Ernstige Enschedeers | Chaos Dwarf | 0-1 | 6-3 | 186000 | 60000 | magic hand and sewer map (rolled a 1) vs MI ET, DT ET, and greased shoes - 1 guard, 8 tackle - started with a 6 turn riot, where I had a chance to score on his reception with sewer map, until I rolled a 1 - Mr. Bix lost a movement on the first foul of the game, and the apo failed - he was made an assistant (block, guard, SF and 74 spps) - I had too many players go into the KO box, and lost turn 8 of the 2nd half - he had one player lose an AV and his apo failed as well - ff down and no purchases and made my +MA CW into an assistant also |
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| Tie 339-305 | Slaan-Neshis | Lizardman | 3-3 | 10-3 | 155000 | 40000 | scroll, HoF (on Priest), & peaked vs rak's leap and press gang - 6 block - very silly game where I pulled off a turn 8 tie - he has 3 mng skinks, but we rerolled perms - ff up twice and bought a new #4 (CW Don) |
| Loss 353-336 | Veni, Vidi, Vici! | Chaos Dwarf | 1-2 | 8-5 | 141000 | 0 | hawkfing's curse, sorry sir!, & bad habits vs scroll and robbed - no skills, but a VERY fun game - some botched rolls on both sides made the game exciting, and he pulled out a win with Kermiath late in the 2nd half - ff stayed and he stole my 10k !!! - hehehe |
| Win 358-324 | Paradopolis Pickers | Orc | 3-0 | 5-2 | 156000 | 130000 | sponge and TMMM vs hawkfing's, demo game, and press gang (Spuderman mng) - 3 block, 4 block, 9 +MA (darn it) - fun game for me, not for Cypress - he needs DPs - I rerolled 2 nasty fouls and used my apo on another one - his 2 cas are both mng (5 and 14) and the press gang hurt for the next one as well - ff stayed and bought a new Mr. Bix - I gave him sponge for demo game, and he gave me his winnings too - soon, I will join the big leagues again |
| Loss 376-352 | Skull Crushas | Orc | 1-2 | 7-2 | 150000 | 40000 | magic foot vs unseen shield - 3 guard - friendly foul, where he was saved a lot more perms and deaths than I was - a very fun game, though - ff stayed and sitting on my cash until I get to Premier - 9 is now mng, which is better than the last game - 9 fired too for not being interesting |
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| Win 369-398 | The Wretched | Chaos | 2-0 | 7-9 | 185000 | 70000 | raindancer vs butterfingers, bribe #2, and Sorry! - 13 Pro - bloody bloody game, but fun too - I had 3 perms (apo saved #1 from niggling but he's now MNG) - my casualties vs were 8 niggled (apo failed), 13 dead, 5 BH, 6 dead (by Nick), 16 -MA, 7 mng, 9 dead (by Mr. Bix)- his vs me 3 niggled, 12 BH, 11, BH, 10 -AV, 1 niggled (apo), 1 mng, 15 BH, 5 mng, 13 BH - fired 3 and 10, purchased a new 3 - ff up and I am farther from Premier than before - what do you expect with Chaos vs Chaos? - *grin* |
| Win 355-334 | THE LITTLE O' PETS | Ogre | 2-1 | 6-2 | 145000 | 100000 | tents (useless) and side bet (oh boy) vs bribe #4, high punt, and the secret way - 3 block, 4 DEAD on a gfi - started with only 12 players on my roster vs 12 ogres on the field thanks to bribe #4 and he rolls blitz! - the casualties started coming, and we got the rookie CW 2 TDs - had to pull out punches after turn 4 2nd half, when we used our apo on a skilled ogre - ff up and bought a new 4 and a new 9 (thanks to a 70k bounty from the last game (on Defying, a 211 spp beasty with Block, Frenzy, Claw, RSF, Tackle, Dauntless, Pro, Horns, MH - at least now, only my 13 is mng |
| transferred | to premier | | | | | | 700k bounty declined by Shooz (thanks to Wraith cheating earlier in the season), so up we go - bounty was claimed by Mr. Bix vs The Wretched for PO RSF death - MVPs go to 3,4,6,7, 9, 12, 15, 16 - 3 gets MB, and 16 gets block - 14 gets leader |
| | | | | | | | purchased two free agents from DaBoss - A Skull Full of Maggots (block, MB, guard - 30 spps) was renamed to Don - Butchered at Birth (block, MB - 15 spps) renamed to Mister Wally - both were from Cannibal Corpse - put the remaining 460k on a bounty against Cujo (kill the head coach of any team coached by Cujo) - new TR is 382 after pitching my assistant coaches |
| Tie 382-445 | The Wretched | Chaos | 1-1 | 9-5 | 179000 | 20000 | butterfingers, knuckledusters, and stiletto vs magic potion, fizzle, and bribe the announcer - 9 Dirty Player - I rolled a 1 for cards and he rolled a 6 - he receives and does a fireball on my turn 1 knocking over 3 of my players and then fizzling my retaliation - he got 3 cas by turn 3, and I did my best to keep up - 2 players from each side were ejected, and so were both coaches! - I racked up 7 of my 9 cas in the 2nd half but was never able to clear the board - fun game, though - my 1 is mng, and so is his +2 AG beasty (from a failed dodge, no less) - ff stayed and no purchases |
| Loss 390-424 | BrainZ! | Undead | 1-2 | 5-9 | 203000 | 70000 | magic potion (useless +AG on Karen), high punt, and razzle dazzle (failed) vs scutt's (unused), exploding player, and mine - 9 block, 15 SMART - I failed some key rolls like razzle dazzle, and also ran out of players too quickly - 7 players for each kickoff of the 2nd half - Karen died, but he kindly rerolled it - now 14 is mng - ff stayed and put my 90k on a bounty vs BrainZ! +ST players |
| Win 393-398 | Orcburgh Steelers | Orc | 3-2 | 10-1 | 174000 | 40000 | the secret way, knuckledusters, & I'll take that! vs speed of light and spy - no skills - 6 player PI wrecked him in the second half - it was a close game up until then - I'll take that forced his beastman to steal the ball from his dumpoff thrower on turn 8, and I was able to blitz him with Karen, get the ball out, and score with Johnny - ff stayed and threw my cash away |
| Loss 399-457 | Hammer Horrors | Lizardman | 1-2 | 4-13 !!! | 191000 | 30000 | hawkfing's, whoops, bribe #1, & mine vs cup a joe (unused) & blatant foul (unused) - 6 pro, 14 MB - haggislad had God rolls, and my armor was butter - who wants to give me a recovery game for my 4 mng!!! - ff stayed and no purchases |
| Loss 403-671 | The People Under the Stairs | Undead | 1-3 | 4-3 | 189000 | 10000 | scutt's (unused), sorry (unused), illegal drugs, double cross, mine, & sewer map (unused) vs magic hand of masturbation & stink bomb - 7 stand firm - silly recovery game with no fouling and no pro on armor - my cards were mighty, but his diving tackle was mightier - only 1 mng now - ff down and pitched my 10k |
| Win 408-439 | Orcburgh Steelers | Orc | 1-0 | 8-4 | 176000 | 50000 | Rakarth's bounding leap (unused) vs magic helmet and did somebody say McMurty's? - 9 pro - fielded 10 players at the start accidentally, but pulled off a late 2nd half TD for a win - both sides had an interception! - ff stayed and now I need yet another recovery game for my 3 mng |
