| Result | Opponent | Race | Score | Cas | Gate | Winnings | Notes & Highlights |
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| Win 100-100 | Fast Food | halfling | 4-0 | 4-2 | 49000 | 100000 | IatG and doom & gloom vs ET and blitzkrieg - 1 pro, 12 MB - weak rolls all game for both sides - spread a lot of spps around on my team - ff up and bought my third blitzer - made 8 into an assistant after a halfling niggled him |
| Loss 110-113 | Elves In Tights | wood elf | 1-3 | 3-4 | 59000 | 130000 | #1 w/ a bullet & charity match vs spike and special offer - 1 tackle, 11 leader - total botrape by nb - doubles on my first 2 fouls, he got 2 cas off of p/s and I couldn't get through av7 - 3 and 9 mng, 13 dead - ff up from the card and bought apo and a new lineman to replace the niggled one from game 1 - fuck you, nb - 11 vs 11, 9 vs 11, 8 vs 11, 7 vs 10, 6 vs 9 |
| Loss 120-125 | Grom's Pets | goblin | 1-2 | 3-1 | 60000 | 140000 | #1 w/ a bullet vs sponge and player strike - 2 dodge, 4 block - fuck you, nb - fielded 9 players at the start and didn't get any spps until turn 4 of the second half - total of 1 TD, 1 pass, 1 MVP - all of his cas were self-inflicted - ff stayed and bought my sorceror |
| Tie 136-132 | Alphabetical Kick-Inn | nippon | 1-1 | 3-3 | 77000 | 90000 | the big match and blitzkrieg (unused) vs scroll (unused) and heroic leap (unused) - 4 +AG, 16 pro - ineffective game for both sides - ff stayed and bought a thrower |
| Win 148-138 | Six Feet Under | khemri | 4-0 | 5-2 | 63000 | 60000 | scroll (unused), ET, and snack break vs scutt's and doom & gloom - 9 DP, 12 block, 14 block, 16 block - Warren made my 8 mng on the first block of the game, but that was the high point of the entire game for him - I enjoyed 2 blitzes and a perfect defense - ff up and bought a liner just so I don't run out of players as quickly - still need rerolls desperately |
| Win 160-153 | FURY | were | 4-0 | 4-5 | 68000 | 90000 | sponge and sorry! vs magic helmet, bad press, and that boy's got talent - 10 guard, 13 block - sponge helped a LOT, but I would have preferred a loss and GLORY's cards instead - his regen rolls ALL worked (BH, -AV, niggle, MNG) - ff up but down from bad press - saving for rerolls - rage is fun (for the other team to capitalize on) |
| Win 175-134 | Sin Incarnate | araby | 4-0 | 5-4 | 69000 | 100000 | sponge (unused) and inspiration (on 13) vs ET (used), Knutt's ST, stiletto, trampoline trap - 3 dodge, 6 block and +ST, 9 block, 11 block, 13 dodge - fun game where we shoved each other out of bounds a lot - ff up - bought a rr for double and a thrower - silliest point was my 12 hitting the trampoline, being thrown 6 squares and landing on his Sheik! |
| Win 189-175 | Hammer 'n Axe | dwarf | 5-0 | 3-5 | 77000 | 80000 | foot, double cross, & stink bomb vs hawkfing's, grudge match, & side bet - 1 dodge, 2 catch, 4 pro, 15 DP - 18,000 dark elf fans were shut out! - I could do no wrong in the first half, and used ZERO rerolls as I scored 2 defensive TDs - in the second half, I scored and he beat me up (3 cas in turn 7 were dead (apo), -AV, and mng) - ff stayed and bought a liner to help with my 4 mng - maybe someday Fizban will learn how to roll badly hurt |
| Win 202-170 | Burnt Faerie | dark elf | 3-1 | 5-2 | 70000 | 30000 | mind blow, mine, & referee!!! vs cup a joe, brass knuckles day, IatG, ET, & I'll take that - 3 tackle, 7 sure hands, 16 + level!!! - ff up and no purchases - and no mng!!! |
| Rape 212-180 | Pielez Verdez | orc | 0-2 | 1-5 | 90000 | 70000 | flying fist (failed) & banana skin vs knutt's ST (1), I'll get you (took my #1 out on first kickoff), stink bomb (inaccurate but still took down my player going for TD), IatG (my 2 and 3), & spy - no skills - lost my first turn due to I'll get you - my sorceror failed his first spell attempt, and was badly hurt on a foul the next turn - he scored turn 7 after stalling for several turns, and then rolls a blitz, crippling my witch elf (apo used on turn 1) my 5 died and my 14 is mng - ff down and bought a new witch elf - fucking bots |
| Loss 198-198 | FeMalice | amazon | 1-3 | 3-7 | 90000 | 70000 | magic helmet (on #1), injury time (got my only TD) & bribe #4 (useless) vs spy (lost my turn 2) and tents (another TO) - 7 accurate, 15 +MA (ugh) - total romp for Audaxx - my only guard player died, but that was the only nasty result (a niggle was healed) - ff stayed and no purchases - 2 mng leaves my team hurting |
| Loss 200-203 | Pielez Verdez | orc | 0-1 | 2-2 | 84000 | 40000 | scroll, double cross, & stiletto vs magic sponge and did somebody say McMurty's? - 12 dodge - the game was silly, but the failures were on both sides - my blitzer #1 retired postseason (block, dodge, tackle, pro, magic helmet) and I had to pay for one of my rerolls - what a shitty end to the season |
