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V.F.D. OFFICIAL TEST OF MEMBERSHIP
CRITERIA: PART 1 MULITPLE CHOICE 1 mark each correct answer
1a. The Baudelaires were on which beach when they were told about their parents’ death?
a) Briny
b) Brimstone
c) Braindead
1b. What is the play entitled in The Bad Beginning and who wrote it?
a) The Miserable Marriage by Al funcut
b) The Mellow Marriage by Al Funcoot
c) The Marvellous Marriage by Al Funcoot
2a. What movie do the Baudelaires and Uncle Monty go and watch?
a) Monsters in the Snow
b) Mutants in the Snow
c) Zombies in the Snow
2b. Uncle Monty is…
a) An Entomologist
b) A Herpetologist
c) A Zoologist
3a. What is the name of the waiter serving the Baudelaires, Mr. Poe and Captain Sham at the Anxious Clown Restaurant?
a) Lloyd
b) Lenny
c) Larry
3b. What does the above waiter suggest to the customers?
a) Cheeky Chips
b) Cheer-up Cheeseburgers
c) Chin-up Chickenburgers
4a. Count Olaf dresses up as which female character in The Miserable Mill?
a) Sharon
b) Shirley
c) Sarah
4b. What word is used to control the hypnotised Klaus Baudelaire?
a) Inordinate
b) Lumber Mills
c) Lucky
5a. Prufrock Preparatory School has what Latin motto?
a) Memento Imaginari
b) Memento Mori
c) Memento Nori
5b. Who Spats, is a student at Prufrock Preparatory School?
a) Carmel
b) Carmelita
c) Carmelia
6a. What is the address of the Penthouse in The Ersatz Elevator?
a) 667 Dark Avenue
b) 668 Dark Avenue
c) 669 Dark Avenue
6b. The Veritable French Diner is found at what address?
a) 140 Dark Avenue
b) 141 Dark Avenue
c) 142 Dark Avenue
7a. Rule # 19 in The Vile Village is that pens within the city can only be made from?
a) Owl feathers
b) Crow feathers
c) Hawk feathers
7b. Hector’s amazing flying house is entitled?
a) Zeus Ex Machina
b) Deus Ex Machina
c) Xeus Le Machina
8a. Violet is in what room of the Hostile Hospital?
a) 922
b) 299
c) 929
8b. When Sunny says “Golos” it meant?
a) It will have to do
b) We will hide here
c) It’s Count Olaf!
9a. In the Carnivorous Carnival, Violet and Klaus dress as a two headed person. Their names are?
a) Sarah and Chris
b) Beverly and Elliot
c) Joan and Elliot
9b. Which one of Count Olaf’s assistants falls into the lion pit at the Carnivorous Carnival?
a) One of the Powdered white faced women
b) The bald man
c) The hook-handed man
10a. The Baudelaires are attempting to reach the V.F.D. Headquarters located in which Valley?
a) The Valley of Fire Disposers
b) The Valley of the Voluntary Fire Department
c) The Valley of Four Drafts
10b. We meet the familiar face of Who in the Slippery Slope?
a) Mr. Poe
b) Carmelita Spats
c) The bald man
11a. What vessel do the Baudelaires enter on their on free will?
a) Queequeg
b) The V.F.D. submarine
c) The Wildergone
11b. Who wrote the poem “The Walrus and the Carpenter”?
a) Lewis Carroll
b) Roald Dahl
c) E.B. White
EXTRA MARKS 2 marks every correct answer unless stated
12a. The “what” code was concealed in the movie Uncle Monty takes the Baudelaires to see?
12b. The Admiral’s disguise requires a rain coat and a what?
12c. i) What is “TIELHORTRSIQDUEHWEE”, “ALFUNCOOT”, “LINDA RHALDEEN”, “LAURA V. BLEEDIOTIE”, “MONTY KENSICLE”, “ERIQ BLUTHETTS”, “CARRIE E. ABELABUDITE” anagrams of? (.25 marks each).
12c. ii) EXTRA 2.5 MARK if you can say when Ned H. Rirger has been mentioned, and why.
12d. What colour commonplace books are most talked about it A Series of Unfortunate Events?
CODING AND DECIPHERING 10 MARKS TOTAL
DECIPHER THE FOLLOWING TRANSCRIPT: 7 MARKS
CHARACTER 1
(ringing a bell) I love eating prunes. They’re so squishy, chewy and delicious. I am always happy when I eat yummy prunes, unless they get trapped between my teeth.
CHARACTER 2
(nodding in agreement) Me too. When that happens, I must send for my husband, who can usually- if he’s not busy- help get the unstuck.
CHARACTER 1
(taking out a notebook and pen) Where does your husband live?
CHARACTER 2
With me, at Chewy Gum Lane, across from that Prune Museum we visited once.
(the two characters ring a bell again)
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING CODES: 3 MARKS
1. Well young lady, have you been good to your mother?
2. What was that noise?
3. I didn’t realise this was a sad occasion.
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