BETSY This is my little blond cussing friend. she likes to say things such as that's beautiful and f*ck off, to be thrown into pools by prep school guys, and to allow me to use her cell phone when I forget my lunch money. hint, hint, nudge, nudge. She is currently single, and enjoys the freedoms of being able to guiltlessly run away from Petter, who tends to ride his bike in his boxers in the wee hours of the night. She also enjoys a prosperous career as an AIM hitwoman [call 1800-kick-ass for more information] and likes to avenge her friends in selfless [and free] acts of cussing-out. We have been friends since the fifth (I think) grade, and have had many, many interesting escapades (see the Chronicles) as ourselves, and often with Madison, Julie, and/or Kathleen. Her favorite pastimes include hitwoman duties, cussing at her family, setting things on fire, and long walks on sunset beaches.
MADISON our own personal rock star, she likes to practice witchcraft, utilise the pros of split personaliy disorder, play guitar, flirt with guys (way too much), and to look at prom dresses in Seventeen, just like any normal 13-year-old. She enjoys cheerleading while wearing lots of black eyeliner, shirts that say things about used records, and baggy goth pants. she also likes to lead guys on, to dig her own grave, and to say 'like, omg.' as you can see, she has some problems, but we think we like her anyway. many personal jokes have been created whilst in the company of this crazy character, (LUCKY BEAN DIP! dammit, spasms!) as she often requires the help of her friends in removing the large piles of dirt she often throws upon herself in digging holes to jump into (*cough* Cody *cough*). she enjoys the prestigious position as neighborhood entertainment for fifteen-plus boys, and often involves herself romantically with her colleagues. latest: matteo, who just happened to have a girlfriend. we wish madison luck in her latest endeavor, which is actually keeping a boyfriend, because she will need lots of it.
KATHLEEN Miss Kathleen is the "geekiest" member of our clique, (Weird People Rule!) and tends to attract not-so-attractive guys because of her inevitable Kathleen-ness. Apparently there is something about this girl that makes guys just want to romp through the Elysian fields with her! (nobody knows what that means, except her stalker John) She is too nice to say no, guys, so be if you wear glasses and a pocket protecter and enjoy learning elementary German over lunch, then call her! Kathleen left us after the Christmas break, taking up classes (hopefully not German) at a local private school with a grand total of 13 students in the eighth-grade student body. communication has been made, and "Kath of Ween" already hates two girls and thinks the guys are hot. Go Kathleen! *cough*