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The New Slam Theme hits and the pyro goes off all around the Colorado memorial arena as Slam hits the air to a worldwide audience showing in 12 different countries all around the world and in every continent in the world even Antarctica.
JR: Welcome to the greatest show on earth, welcome to the New Look Slam from Stomping Ground. And King what a show we have planned for tonight. King: Yes JR we are only two days away from Ressurection and this is the last step on the road to Ressurection and what a card we have tonight. There is a hardcore match up for the title, which was given up by the champ as soon as he won it. So we have another match plus Booker T, along with a special referee match, and a tag team match involving Rock and Benoit with there partners Jeff Hardy and Rhyno. And it should prove to be a great match up. JR: Yes king and you cannot forget what is scheduled next it will be a Stomping Ground first. King: Yeah and we get to see Puppies!!!!! JR: Now King calm down. Tonight it is a first and there shall be five judges and you yourself will be a judge King along side Shane O'Mac and Chyna who will be making a guest appearance plus another two stars who's names have not been released. King: Well JR duty calls I will be back soon so keep the seat warm. King leaves his announcer position at the table and collected a microphone off Howard Finkle and then climbs into the ring. The crowd give out a mixed reaction when King takes up his place in the squared circle meanwhile outside the ring there is a temporary desk with four chairs being set up along with headphones and other commentary equipment was being set up at ringside. King: Now people as it is you are all only 5 minutes away from seeing the first ever and hopefully not the last Stomping Ground Bikini competion!!!!!! The male section of the crowd gave a loud cheer however the female section of the crowd gave a mixed reaction. King: Now ladies and especially men are you ready to get started introducing the first of our five judges. Please everyone give it up for co-owner of Stomping Ground Shane O'Mac! Here comes the money hits the Stomp-O-Tron and the crowd go nuts for the popular Shane O'Mac as he skips down the ramp and into the ring. He takes his place at the table. Shane: Hi there SG viewers it is goo to be out here and to witness this extravaganza a bikini contest. By the way this idea was put forward by none other than king himself and at the moment we are thinking of another contest for two Slams after Ressurection. King: And next will be Chyna. The pyro hits and the ninth wonder of the world walks out on to the ramp with her big bazooka. She fires it and fireworks come out and the crowd goes wild. She walks around the side of the ring and takes her position at ringside. Chyna: It is good to see you again Shane. Shane: It is good to see you to. So what why have you made an appearance out here today because it would not strike me that you would be judging a bikini contest. Chyna: Well I just wanted to be an impartial, fair judge. King: Now for the moment you have all been waiting for the special guests tonight will be.... The Stomp-O-Tron blasts out Mick Foleys music and the3 crowd rise to their feet and cheer out loud. Smoke fills the top of the steel ramp and out comes Mick Foley himself holding a microphone. Foley: Hello Colorado. Foley raises his arm and the crowd goes wild as he gets ready to speak again. Foley: Now as you all may know we have a special celebrity guest judge and here he is please give it up for my man Fred Durst. Shane: Oh my it is Durst the lead singer of Limp Bizkit he is gonna judge Chyna! Chyna: Shane can you believe Foley got Durst? Shane: No Chyna Foley has yet again pulled up another surprise. The Stomp-O-Tron plays out The deadman rolling remix and the crowd cheer as Fred Durst walks out on to the top of the steel ramp and shakes Foleys hand and then turns and salutes the fans. They then both walk down to the ringside announcer table and take their places next to Chyna and Shane. Shane: Yo Durst my man how do you like Stomping Ground. Durst: Dude it's cool. I'm proud to be here to see this amazing bikini match. Foley: And how are you two doing? Chyna: We are doing great Mick so how are you holding out? Foley: Oh you know lying about eating heavy salted snacks in front of the TV screen watching Stomping Ground pretty much the norm. The camera moves back on to King in the ring. King: Now for our first contestant Francine. Francine's music played and the crowd gave out a mixed reaction. Francine walked out wearing a raincoat. She posed for the crowd and made her way into the ring. King: So please go ahead Francine show us you bikini. Francine then took off her raincoat and the crowd cheered and went wild as she showed off a lilac nylon panties and bra combination which were about 30% transparent and the crowd loved them. Shane: Wow what an amazing combo and boy does she look hot wearing them. Chyna: Indeed but I once have a pair like them but unfortunately I immediately outgrew it and it torn in an embarrassing accident. Durst: Could you please tell us more about this accident. Chyna: Not while we are on air maybe in the backstage area. What do you say? Foley: Come on we are straying from the point here I would give it an 8.9 Shane: 6.7 Chyna:7.0 Durst: 10 because that is outstanding. King Well we have had word from our judges and Francine gets a big 32.6 how about that. The crowd cheer as Francine blows kisses at them and the judges and she walks to the corner turnbuckle and sits in wait as the Stomp-O-Tron puts her score up into first place. King: Now for our next contestant welcome please Ivory. The crowd also gives Ivory a mixed reaction as she walks out and down the ramp wearing her bikini. underneath a transparent jacket. King: Could you please fully reveal your bikini. Ivory took of the jacket and revealed a red baywatch style bikini. Foley: So come on what do you all think I'd give it a 5.4 because it ain't too original or even sexy. Shane: Well I agree with Mick and so I give it a 5.3 Chyna: Yeah I once was on baywatch as a babe and wore a bikini exactly the same so I give it a 6.1. Durst: Well Chyna have we swapped phone numbers because you have a bunch of BIG ... stories which I would love to hear about. Foley: Fred what score? Durst: Dude 10 because you just cannot beat baywatch in my opinion. King Well we have tallied up the scores from our judges and Ivory gets a 26.8. Bad luck there. The Stomp-O-Tron puts Ivory's score up in second place and Francine is still ahead in first place. Francine has a smile on her face as Ivory's score is announced. King: On to our third contestant Terri. Terri's music plays and the crowd cheer as she walks out of the backstage area and into the main arena and the crowd went wild as she walked out wearing what appeared to be a leather cat suit. Durst: Wow, are all of the bikini competitions like this always this good. Shane: They sure are Fred. Terri enters the ring and king asks: Terri could you please show us your bikini! Terri then zipped off her catsuit and revealed a black rubber bikini and the crowd went nuts as did the majority of the judges. Foley: 10 Without question Shane: 9.1 because it is outstanding Chyna: Nah I 'd give it 8.3 it is not that good Durst: Damn that is funky I'd give it 10! King: And so Terri gets a 37.4 which puts her straight into first place! The Stomp-O-Tron places Terri's name and score at the top which knocked the current leader down to second place. Francine did not have a good smile on her face. King: And on to our next contestant Stacy Kiebler. Legs blasts out and at the top of the ramp stood Stacy Kiebler and she was wearing a spider web style bra in blue rubber along with a short, spider web style, mini skirt. Foley: I'm sure that many arachnophobics out there have just been cured! Durst: I agree! Stacy walks down the steel ramp and climbs through the ropes and into the center of the ring and flirts with the judges before she takes off her skirt and the crowd is left breathless as are all of the judges. Shane: Well we don't have to decide I give her a straight ten do you guys agree? Everyone shakes their head in approval. King: Well we have a unanimous decision from the judges Stacy Kiebler gets a maximum 40 points and will have sure won the competition. Stephanie McMahon walks out but she is not wearing a bikini and she is holding a microphone. Stephanie: Now what the hell is this all in aid of? So King there can see cheap floozies breasts? Well I am totally opposed to the whole thing and that is why I ain't gonna take part in this sexist filth competition!! The crowd boos and hisses at her non willingness to take part. Durst: Dude your sister has some real moral issues going on there. Shane: She must get it from her fathers side. King: Well it seems that Steph has quit and so on to the other competitors left first Trish Stratus. Stratusfaction hits the speakers and the crowd cheer and look to the top of the ramp but no one appears at the top. King: TRISH STRATUS??? The music hits yet again and no one appears. The Stomp-O-Tron changes from the scoreboard to the backstage area where Trish and Torrie are having a fight in the backstage area in their bikinis. All of the competitors in the ring run out and to the backstage area leaving King in the ring alone. King: Wait where are you all going to? Hang on! WAIT!! But none of them listened and all of them were now involved in the cat fight. Shane: We better stop this NOW! All of the judges ran out to stop the fight and King went back to his usual announcer position with JR. King: What's going on? JR: It seems that a fight has broke out between all of the female wrestlers but no one knows why. The crowd cheers loudly as Durst tries to break up the fight strips off Stephanie accidentally and gets a slap across the face for his efforts. The camera then fades into a commercial break. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial Break ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JR: Hello and welcome back to what has already been a very eventful night. With a bikini contest gone a bit wrong, and our special guest Fred Durst getting slapped off Stephanie, and as we understand officials have now broken up the fighting in the backstage area, and we still don't know how that fight started. King: Yeah and we didn't get to see any puppies! JR: Well we have a treat for you next it will be an amazing five way hardcore title match. King: JR we had one amazing match last week which was somewhat spoilt by Shane Douglas immediately giving up his title to let it be fought for in this match tonight. The Stomp-O-Tron hits and Dreamers music blasts out as the crowd cheer. Dreamer comes out wearing his tag title belt and holding a kendo stick in his hand. He entered the ring and the music changed to a countdown on the Stomp-O-Tron and the crowd cheered as the clock reached zero and pyro went off around the top of the ramp and out came Chris Jericho holding a chair. Jericho ran down to the ring and wasted no time in attacking Dreamer. Jericho went to hit Dreamer with the chair but Dreamer saw it coming and so ducked and hit Jericho in the small of the back with the kendo stick which broke in half upon impact on Jericho's back. Then Medal hit the Stomp-O-Tron speakers and Kurt Angle appeared at the top of the ramp but there was no pyro or fire works as Kurt ran to the ring to join in the action. Immediatly he ran for Dreamer but Dreamer moved out of the way and thew Kurt angle over the top rope using Kurt's own momentum against him. Angles music stopped and Stings hit and Sting ran to the outside to begin attacking Kurt Angle with a baseball bat to his left knee. Meanwhile in the ring Jericho was up and hitting Dreamer with rights and lefts. Jericho then threw Dreamer off the ropes but Dreamer reversed it and whipped Jericho off them but Jericho hit back with a flying clothesline. Then the letters H..B..K flashed on to the screen and the crowd went nuts as the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels strutted down to the ring but he did not go for anyone instead he lifted up the apron cover and pulled out a set of ladders two trash cans and a folded table. He picked up a trash can but tried to climb into the ring with it and was met by Jericho baseball sliding into the can which hit HBK straight in the face and left a big dint in it. Jericho then rolled out to the ringside area leaving Dreamer still down in the ring. Jericho then picked up HBK and then tried to Irish whip him into the steel steps but HBK reversed the move and Jericho hit the steps with a loud bang on impact. Jericho was now out. HBK then moved around the ring and stopped Sting's continuous attack on Angle who was already rolling in pain and looks to be seriously injured. Meanwhile Jericho is up and is crawling around the side of the ring slowly. HBK kicks Sting in the stomach whereas Dreamer is climbing to the top rope. Michaels lifts Sting up for a suplex but Dreamer jumps and connects with a flying cross-body and this gives his the extra momentum which put Sting through the Spanish announcers table which broke upon impact and now both Dreamer and Sting were out cold but the crowd were cheering loudly. HBK went for the pin on both Dreamer and Sting. The ref counts 1..2.. but Angle interrupts the count with a double axe handle to HBK's back. Jericho has picked up the table that HBK got out at the start and he has unfolded it and set out to get HBK. Meanwhile Shawn was hitting Angle and then planted Angle with a DDT straight on to a steel chair knocking Kurt out cold. Just then Jericho knocks HBK from behind and drags him around to the table. Jericho lays HBK out and grabs a steel chair. But Shawn gets up off the table and Jericho attempts to hit the heartbreak kid but HBK ducks and connects with a thunderous sweet chin music which knocks Jericho back on to the table. HBK goes and sets up the ladders next to the table and the fans cheer. JR:I sure as hell hope he ain't thinking of doing this. King: My God JR he is! JR: But that's suicide!! HBK climbs to the top of the shaking ladders and jumps. JR: OH MY GOD SWEET JESUS NO!!!! HBK hits a shooting star press from the top of the steel ladders and puts Angle through the table and goes for the cover the ref begins the count 1..2...3. The fans cheer and HBK's music plays, but Michaels is hurt bad and the ref had to help him to his feet, and he gave him his deserved title belt. Other officials and EMT's came rushing to the aid of the other competitors and helped them out and into the backstage area where first aid was given. JR: Oh my goodness what a hell of a match and HBK surely worthy of his new Hardcore title and lets hope we see more matches the same as that. King: Indeed JR and our next match will be the triple threat for the Cruiserweight title number one contendership and what a match it is triple threat special referee match up involving Christian, Rey Mysterio Jr. and RVD. JR: Yes king and this should prove to be a hell of a match three young and fit competitors attempting to strive and reach the Cruiserweight title shot. The Stomp-O-Tron speakers belt out Sinister Urge and the top of the ramp begins to fill up with smoke as Edge makes his way down to the ring wearing a SG referee shirt and the intercontinental title belt. The fans cheer as he makes his way out into the ring. The music changes to One of a Kind and the fans cheer as RVD comes out wearing his tag title belt. RVD gets into the ring and poses to the crowd in the middle of the ring. Crowd: R...V....D!! Then the music changed and the Stomp-O-Tron flashed up a picture of Rey Mysterio's different masks and then there was a big flash followed by a puff of smoke and Rey Mysterio appeared out of no where. He then ran down into the ring climbed up on the apron jumped off the top rope and landed a head scissors take down on to RVD. King: It seems that Rey wants to get the early win. Christians music hit and the fans began booing as he entered a golden shower came down from the arena ceiling and Christian ran down to get started. Once he entered the ring Edge signaled the bell keeper and we were off. Christian went straight for RVD but RVD hit Christian with a spinning wheel kick. Rey got hold of Christian and tried to hit a swinging DDT but Christian countered with a strong spine-buster. RVD then got Christian and whipped him off the ropes but Christian countered and whipped RVD over the top rope and Edge began the 10 count 1..2..3..4.. but Rey managed to roll up Christian and Edge had to count for that. Meanwhile on the outside Rhyno appeared from out of the crowd and GORE GORE GORE!! He hit RVD with a merciless gore and then he ran back into the crowd. Edge was still counting for Rey 2.. but Christian kicked out and Edge went on to count out RVD. 5..6..7..8..9..AND 10! JR: Oh my God RVD is out of this match because of Rhyno now it is only Rey Mysterio and Christian. Edge then focused on the match in hand. Christian hits a clothesline on Rey Mysterio. Christian then goes on to the top rope and tries to hit a moonsault but Rey Mysterio moves out of danger and Christian misses. Rey then bounces off the rope and runs and hits the 619 on Christian. He then indicates for the West-side pop and goes to hit it but Christian pushes Edge in the way and Edge catches Rey and puts him down Edge then turns and pushes Christian. Christian pushes back and then from out of nowhere Mysterio jumps over Edge and then hits the West-side pop and pins Christian. Edge quickly counts 1…2…3. and Rey Mysterio wins the match. Christian is not happy and goes to punch Edge but Edge hits the Buzzkiller on Christian and rips off his ref shirt and then throws it on to Christian and leaves him in the ring out cold. JR: Well you can be sure that those two will finally settle this at Ressurection live on Sky Sports One and ESPN. To order Ressurection call the number below or contact your local cable operator for more details. King: Yes Ressurection promises to be great as does our next match it will be a cage match the current European champion against the Big Show who should make a triumphant return after a while away but he has tough competition in Booker T. The steel cage is steadily lowered from the arena roof and the crowd watch in awe as the monster is put down in place. Can you Dig it Sucka hits the big loud speakers and the crowd give Booker T a warm reception as he makes his way into the cage. The ref opens up the Cage door and Booker T walks inside. Then the Big Shows theme hits and he too gets a warm reception from the fans aswell. He climbs into the ring and Booker gets to work on him. The ref calls for the bell and the match gets underway. Booker bounces off a rope and goes to clothesline the Big Show but Show didn't even budge then Booker goes for another but still to no avail he tries a third time but Show counters it and knocks Booker to the ground. Show then picks up Booker grabs him by the head and throws him into the steel cage. King: WOW what power by the Big Show he is just man handling Booker T who is already in lots of pain. Booker T got up and began to punch the Big Show in the chest area and Big Show was bent over crippled and Booker T went and hit Big Show with a scissors kicks and Big Show was now down. Booker T walked over to the door and he walked through the ropes but from the top of the ramp running down came Hulk Hogan and the crowd cheered and Hogan ran in and slammed the door on Booker Ts face. Booker went back and was bust open wide and Big Show got up and picked up Booker. Show then hit the Final Cut and Booker T was now out cold. Show made his way to the corner turnbuckle and climbed to the top of the cage. Meanwhile Hogan was running backstage with the crowd cheering him. Show now climbs down and his feet hit the ground and the bell went. The match was won by Big Show thanks with a little help from Hogan. The camera fades into commercial break ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial Break ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JR: The next match will be Hulk Hogan vs. the Road Dogg in a plain table match. King: Yeah JR and have you seen all of these tables out here. The camera moves to the backstage area where the Road Dogg is walking to the arena. He walks on and goes around a corner. Suddenly screams can be heard and the cameraman looks around the corner and Road Dogg is writhing in pain on the concrete floor with a discarded steel chair with a dent in on the ground. JR: Oh my god it seems that Road Dogg has been attacked but by who? King: So what does this mean for the upcoming match? JR: Well.... JR is interrupted by No Chance on the speakers and out comes Vince McMahon with a mic. Vince: Now I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that the next match will have to be canceled, but the good is that the next match will not be a triple threat, because Raven and X-Pac did not turn up tonight. So the next match will be a table match, and it will be Hollywood Hulk Hogan against Stone Cold Steve Austin!! King: Oh my goodness JR this is unbelievable Hogan against Austin! Vince walks out and Jimmy Hendrix Voodoo Child hits and red and yellow lights flash all around the arena as the crowd cheer and Hollywood Hulk Hogan walks out playing an air guitar and wearing his trademark red and yellow scarf and the hulkamania bandana. He makes his way into the ring and puts his scarf to one side. The music cut and Disturbed hit and the crowd went wild as the Rattlesnake ran out and went into the ring and began to hit Hogan with hard rights. Hogan fought back and whipped Stone Cold off the ropes but Austin stopped and rolled under the bottom rope and then went to get a table. But Hulk also went to the outside and began to hit Stone Cold but Austin hit back with the table and Hogan was down. Austin then unfolded the table out and put Hulk on it. He then lifted Hogan up and attempted to power bomb him through the table but Hogan lifted Stone Cold with his shoulders and dropped him onto the hard floor. Hogan then lifted up the table and threw it into the ring. Austin was hurt bad and Hogan also pulled out a steel chair and then set that up by the table. He then went to the outside but out of nowhere came Austin who hit the louthez press and punches. Austin then picked up Hogan gave him the two fingered salute and hit a Stone Cold stunner. But Hogan got straight back up and Austin kept hitting him but it was doing no good. Hogan was Hulking up feeding off the electricity of the crowd. Hogan then hit back and whipped Austin off the ropes and hit him with the big boot which knocked him flat on the table. Hogan then posed for the fans and bounced off the ropes and jumped on the steel chair and hit a big leg drop but Austin rolled off the table. Hogan went smashing through the table as Austin slid out the ring and grabbed a table. He slid back in the ring and set up the table. He picked Hogan up, flipped him off and Stunnered him through the table! JR: Man did you see the size of that Stunner, it was devastating. King: And so Austin goes through to Ressurection but wait look. After Austin has left Hogan was walking up the ramp when Booker T blindsided him with a steel chair and Hogan was out cold. Booker T then called for the spin-a-roonie and got to one knee and finished it the crowd were not too pleased to see this King: We saw the spin-a-roonie JR finally Booker T gets some revenge for that cage match. JR: We sure as hell know that ain't over yet. Now on to the main event a tag team match up with the two big contenders for the undisputed title Benoit and the Rock! King: And not forgetting Rhyno and Jeff Hardy the man beast and the current Cruiserweight champ. Our Lady Peace Whenever hits and Benoit accompanied by Rhyno his tag partner for tonight. They both walk down the ramp to a mixed reception from the Stomping Ground fans. They both enter the ring and stand in wait for their opponents to arrive in the arena area. Just then If Ya smell hits and the Stomp-O-Tron speakers and the crowd go wild as The Rock enters the arena and he walks down to the ring climbs on the turnbuckle, raises his arm and smells the air. He then looks straight into the eyes of Benoit who doesn't seem to be moved by the peoples champs piercing look. Both Benoit and Rhyno keep their respectful distance from the Rock and wait for the arrival of Jeff Hardy. Suddenly the arena goes black and then Scum of the earth hits and the crowd go wild as Jeff Hardy runs down to the ring wearing his Cruiserweight title around his waist. JR: You can really tell that these fans love both the Rock and Jeff Hardy. The referee calls for the bell and it rings and the match gets underway. Rhyno is waiting for the person who he was to face. The Rock tells Jeff to wait at the side for him and the Rock goes to hit Rhyno but he avoids the attack and Rhyno whips the Rock into the corner he then shoulder thrusts the Rock in the ribs and the Rock is hurting. Rhyno then hits a swinging neckbreaker and the Rock is down. Rhyno then climbs to the top rope and goes to hit the five star frogsplash. But Rhyno jumps and the Rock counters with a flapjack and he crawls over and tags in Jeff as does Rhyno at the same time. Jeff runs in and clotheslines Benoit. Benoit is pulled up and whipped off the ropes and then Benoit counters with a clothesline. Benoit then picks up Jeff and then Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface and Jeff is in pain but the Rock runs in and saves Jeff from tapping. Benoit takes Jeff back into his corner where both him and Rhyno gang up on Jeff and attempt a double suplex but amazingly Jeff counters it into a double DDT. King: Now Jeff must tag the Rock. The Rock was on the apron and getting support for Jeff. Jeff is crawling along and makes the tag the Rock runs in like a steamboat and picks up Rhyno and begins to hit him with big rights. The Rock knocks Rhyno over the top rope and to the outside where Jeff has a chair and begins to hit Rhyno with it. Meanwhile inside the ring Rock is stalking Benoit. Benoit turns and the Rock hits the rock bottom to Benoit in the center of the ring. The crowd can sense that it is all over. The Rock takes off his elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. JR: King I believe that we are about to see the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today. The Rock bounces off one rope but he is hit from behind by Jeff King: What the hell??? Hardy climbs to the top rope and jumps. Bang he lands a powerful senton bomb on the great one. Benoit gets to his feet and cannot believe what he is seeing. JR: What the hell! Why has Jeff done this to his own tag partner? King: I have no idea JR. Jeff grabs a mic, the fans are booing loudly. Jeff: Now you will be wondering why I have just laid out Rock, Rhyno and Benoit. Well it is simple, to prove to the world that I am not to be under-estimated. Now Benoit has been searching for the guy with the lead pipe. Well Benoit I have a present for you. Jeff pulls out a lead pipe. He smashes it over Benoit's head. Benoit goes to ground rolling in pain off the heavy blow. Benoit was bust open and blood was pouring down his face. Jeff: I was that guy. You will be wondering why I did it. Simple, to prove Benoit wrong, to prove he can't win without my help! But seriously, you will find out at Ressurection. The camera's fades out leaving a bloody Benoit and a unconscious Rhyno and Rock out cold and then the screen changes to the SG logo. |
