My Last Serenade by Killswitch Engage hits and the Pyros explode as Stomping Ground Friday night Slam is on the air!
JR: Welcome to Slam folks.
King: It's great to be back JR!
Voodoo Child by Jimmy Hendrix hits the PA as the fans in the crowd go mad. The arena starts flashing yellow & red. The arena erupts in boo's as Hulk Hogan steps through the curtain onto the stage.
JR: Hulk Hogan has arrived folks.
King: These fans hate Hogan.
Hogan plays air guitar on the stage. He has his feathery red & yellow scarf, hulk still rules bandana, red & yellow pants and a red and yellow Hulkamania shirt. He struts down the ramp. He climbs the steps. Steps through the ropes. Hogan takes his scarf off and taunts the fans with his hand. He then stands in the middle of the ring, hulks up and rips his shirt off. The fans are furious.
King: Hulkamania has died yet JR.
Hogan walks over to the ring announcer and asks for a mic.
Hogan: Cade Crapidy, Big Shmow, your lookin at the next Stomping Ground European Champi...
Hogan is cut off by Cade Cassidy attacking him from behind.
JR: Where the hell did he come from?
King: I think he was under the ring JR.
The ref calls for the bell and the match starts with Cade beating down on Hogan. He stomps on Hogan as Big Show's theme hits the PA system. Show runs to the ring as Cade continues to beat on Hogan. Show climbs onto the apron as Cade runs at him. Show back body drops Cade over the ropes and onto the floor. Show jumps down and starts a beat down on Cade. Hogan is beaten in the ring. Show lifts Cade up and drops him on the barrier at the side of the ring. Hogan is on his feet as Show climbs on the apron. Hogan runs and knocks Show off the apron. Show smacks his head off the barrier and is out cold. Hogan climbs out the ring, picks up Cade and throws him back in the ring.
JR: Hogan is in control.
King: He's unstoppable.
Hogan goes to punch Cade but Cade blocks and punches Hogan. Cade pummels Hogan with no effect. hogan hulks up and Cade looks shocked.
JR: Could we be seeing the leg drop?
Hogan smacks Cade and whips im at the ropes. Show is standing on the apron and is knocked off by Cade. Cade bounces back at Hogan. Hogan connects with the boot. Bounces off the ropes. He connects with the leg drop.
King: Its all over.
Hogan hooks the leg. 1...2...3!!! The ref calls for the bell.
JR: We have a new European Champion!
Hogan gets handed the belt. He poses with the title and walks up the ramp.
King: Well next we have the Womens Title tournament. Puppies JR!
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JR: We're back folks.
King: It's puppy time.
Lita's theme hits the PA. She comes out on the stage to cheers from the male fans. She runs to the ring and taunts on the ropes.
Ivory's theme hits the PA, she walks out getting boo's from the fans. She walks down to the ring and slides in. The ref calls for the bell. Ivory runs at Lita, goes for a clothesline but Lita ducks. Ivory bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Lita. She rolls up Lita next to the ropes. 1... Ivory puts her feet on the ropes. 2...3!!! The ref calls for the bell.
JR: She cheated king.
King: She still wins.
Ivory leaves the ring as Lita looks on. Lita walks to the back.
JR: Next is Stephanie vs Terri.
King: More puppies!
Stephs theme hits the PA system as she walks out to the ring. The fans boo. She enters the ring and waits for her opponent.
Terri's theme hits and she walks to the ring, it a Thong and bikini top.
King: I love Slam.
JR: We all do king.
Terri slides in the ring and immediately goes for Steph. She floors her with a spear as the ref calls for the bell. She beats Stephs head off the mat. Terri picks Steph up and throws her into the corner. She runs at her and kicks her in the stomach. Steph falls down in the corner. Terri walks over to the opposite corner. She does her she devil taunt. She runs at Steph and hits the bronco buster.
King: I wish I was Steph, Billions of dollars, breasts to die for, and head between Terri's legs.
JR: King your obsessed.
Terri covers Steph, 1...2...3!!!
The ref calls for the bell, as Terri slides out of the ring. She walks up the ramp. Steph slides out and follows her up the ramp and to the back.
JR: So it's Terri vs Ivory next week folks.
King: Don't forget we have Jeff Hardy vs Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Christian.
Suddenly the GTV log appears on the titantron.
JR: Whats that for King?
The cameras cut to the backstage area. Flair is seen on the phone.
Flair: Yea... These McMahons are wrapped around my little finger... Yea its all going to plan... Bischoff? What about that retard?... Yea McMahon won't know what hit him when I'm done... Yea... It's all set... Speak later...
The cameras cut to Vince and Shane who are watching the monitor.
Shane: Around his little finger?
Vince: I think Flair wants to feel our Ruthless aggression.
Shane: Who runs GTV? Cause their gonna get a pay rise after this.
The cameras cut to ringside.
JR: What was all that about?
King: I dunno JR.
JR: Well next is Torrie vs Stacy.
Legs hits the PA, Stacy comes out to the delight of the mostly male audience. She dances her way to the ring, climbs through the ropes and dances in the center as Torries theme hits. She runs to the ring.
King: Look at them bounce.
JR: Be polite king.
Torrie slides in the ring and the match gets underway. Stacy goes to kick Torrie but Torrie counters her and scoop slams her onto the mat. She slams Stacys head repeatedly off the mat. She picks Stacy up. Stacy connects with a slap, and another slap. She goes for a third slap but Torrie ducks and pulls Stacy's shorts down around her ankles.
King: Panties JR pink, panties!
Torrie trips Stacy up and pins her. 1...2...3!!! Torrie slides out the ring and leaves to the back. Stacy is fuming. She pulls her shorts up as the fans gaze on. She leaves the ring and storms to the back.
JR: Well theres only one more match in this womens tournament left. Francine vs Trish. The winner will face Torrie Wilson on next week's Slam.
King: Yea but these matches are...
King is cut off by the familiar sound of "Can You Dig It Sucka!" and Booker T appears on the titantron. Hes backstage wearing a black Sucka T-shirt, hes holding a microphone and raises it to his mouth.
Booker T: CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAS!?! Finally Booker T has come back to the best fed Stomping Ground. Now I was pretty sucessful in SG of old, but I'm going to be even more sucessful in new SG, and my first achievment is kicking someones ass Booker T style! And that persons name is:... I dont think I should say right now, I will announce it tomorrow, for now, CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAS!!!
Booker T walks off and JR and King get back to Slam
JR: oh my god King. Booker is back!
King: I can dig that! Sucka!!!
Bodies by Drowning Pool (RIP Dave Williams) hits and Francine walks out.
JR: As most of you know Drowning Pool frontman Dave Williams died earlier this week. We at Stomping Ground would like to send out our condolences to Mr. Williams' family.Francine walks to the ring and climbs through the ropes. F*ck her gently by Tenacious D hits the PA and the fans go wild.
King: I love this song, and I Love Trish.
Trish walks to the ring with the fans cheering her name. She slides in the ring and removes her coat and hat. Francine runs at Trish and clotheslines her as the bell rings. Francine slaps Trish and picks her up. She slaps Trish again. Kicks her in the gut and hits a DDT, she covers Trish 1...2...3!!!
JR: That victory means it's gonna be Francine vs Torrie, next week here on Slam!
Commercials.
JR: Welcome back folks. Just to inform you Stomping Grounds first pay per view is called... RESSURECTION, on Sunday September 1st.
King: That's gonna be a huge ppv. We already know the undisputed Title will be decided at Ressurection and the winners out of Francine vs Torrie, and Terri vs Ivory will battle for the womens Title.
Rey Jr.'s theme hits the PA and he pops up through the stage in a blaze of pyro. He runs to the ring and poses for the fans. Christians theme hits and he walks to the ring being booed like hell. He walks into the ring where him and Rey eyeball each other. Rey turns to look at the fans and Christian hits him from behind. The start battling as Scum Of The Earth by Rob Zombie hits the PA and Jeff Hardy runs to the ring. He slides in and immediately goes after Christian. He throws Christian over the ropes and Rey hits Jeff with a frankensteiner (proper name for the hurricanrana) he whips Jeff into the ropes and connects with a dropkick. He goes to the rop. He dives off with a corkscrew moonsault, Jeff rolls out the way. Rey is floored. Jeff runs at the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault. He hooks the leg, 1…2… Rey kicks out. Christian slides in and hits Jeff. Rey gets up and hits Christian. Rey and Jeff whip Christian into the corner. Jeff says something into Rey's ear. Rey runs at Christian and kneels down. Jeff runs and hits the Poetry in Motion!
JR: What a move King.
King: Aren't these guys meant to be opponents?
Jeff hold Christian up as Rey goes for a spin kick. Christian ducks and Rey hits Jeff. Jeff is floored. Christian starts to beat on Rey. He slams Rey with a scoop slam. He picks Rey up and hits the unprettier. He covers Rey. 1…2… Jeff breaks up the fall! Jeff starts to beat on Christian. He slams Christian. Picks him up, hits the twist of fate! He climbs the ropes, taunts, and connects with the swanton. He covers Christian, 1…2…3!!! Jeff Hardy wins.
JR: Jeff is the new Cruiserweight Champion!
Rey is on his feet and gets in Jeff's face. Rey pushes Jeff, Jeff pushes Rey. Christian is on his feet. Jeff looks like he is going to hit Rey, suddenly they floor Christian! Rey and Jeff shake hands and leave the ring.
JR: Have Jeff and Rey aligned as a team?
King: Looks that way JR.
JR: Now folks we have the Tag Team Titles match.
Fink hands King a note.
King: It appears that Death's Calling, Sting and Raven. Haven't shown up tonight so this will just be D-Generation X vs The Innovators of Violence.
One Of A kind hits the PA as Tommy Dreamer and RVD come onto the stage. The fans erupt into an ECW ECW ECW chant. RVD and Tommy run to the ring. The wait for their opponents as RVD does his thumb taunt. The arena goes neon green and D-Generation X's theme hits. The fans go wild to see the DX logo. Road Dogg and X-Pac come onto the stage.
Road Dogg: Oh you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody! Cause The Road Doggy Dogg and the X-to-the-P-to-the-A-to-the-C have come here tonight to become Stomping Ground Tag Team Champions of the world!
Xpac: And if you ain't down with that I got two words for ya! SUCK IT!
Road Dogg drops the mic and he continues to the ring with Xpac. They enter the ring as the ref rings the bell. Xpac starts off against Dreamer. Xpac connects with a right and a left to Dreamer. He hits a spin kick and beats on Dreamer. He picks Dreamer and Dreamer hits a low blow, undetected by the ref. Dreamer begins stomping on Xpac. He picks pac up and whips him off the ropes. Pac ducks under Dreamers clothesline. Dreamer bounces off the ropes and both men collide with clotheslines. Xpac and Dreamer crawl to their corners. Xpac gets the tag to road dogg. Dogg runs over to Dreamer and smacks RVD to stop him tagging Dreamer. This causes RVD to try and enter the ring, distracting the ref. Xpac slides a chair in to Road Dogg, Dogg hits Dreamer with the chair and throws it out the ring. Road Dogg picks Dreamer up and hits his Shake, Rattle 'n' Roll punch combo. Dreamer is down. Road dogg bounces off the ropes and hits the shaky knee drop. He covers Dreamer 1…2… RVD breaks up the count with a huge 5*. He bounces off the ropes and hits the rollin' thunder to Road Dogg. Dreamer covers Dogg 1…2…3!!!
JR: RVD and Tommy Dreamer win the Tag Team Titles!
King: What a match JR.
RVD slides out the ring and gets a kendo stick from under the ring, he throws it to Dreamer who hits X-pac with it! RVD slides in the ring with a chair. He whips Road Dogg into the corner and hits a 4 kick combo. Road Dogg is now sitting in the corner. RVD climbs up the opposite turnbuckle.
JR: Surely he wont…
RVD jusmps off and hits the Van Daminator! RVD's theme hits and he and Tommy Dreamer leave as EMT's attend to X-Pac and Road Dogg.
...:::Commercials:::...
*Ring Announcer: The Following four-way contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Stomping Ground Intercontinental Championship. *
JR: This is going to be a non-stop action filled match, with four great athletes.
King: That's right Jim, but no one has got what it takes to put the big man down. I'm talking about Brock Les… (Cut off by HBK's music) Here we go!
*Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 234 pounds, from San Antonio Texas, HBK Shawn Michaels.
{The crowd cheer as HBK enters.}
[HBK enters the ring after immersing himself in fans; he stands in the centre and executes the famous HBK taunt]
*Ring Announcer: About to enter the arena, one of his opponents, weighing 235 pounds, from Calgary Alberta Canada, The Hitman Bret Hart.
{Bret enters and there is a mixed reaction from the fans}
[After giving his sunglasses to a child he gets back into the ring and awaits another of his opponents]
*Ring Announcer: From Toronto, Ontario Canada…. Edge.
{Edge enters through a wall of smoke and taunts at the top of the aisle, The Fans Cheer.}
[Edge slides into the ring and jumps up to the turnbuckle; he mocks HBK, Bret Hart and the fans.]
JR: And, what the? The match has started HBK and Bret doing a number on Edge.
King: This isn't fair JR! Edge has no chance. Come on Brock Edge needs you're help.
JR: Shawn sets Edge up for a backdrop and he hits it. Bret slams his knees deep into the thighs of his fellow Canadian.
King: Well, it doesn't look like there friends now, does it!
JR: We are still awaiting the arrival of the forth competitor, That Being Brock Leans.
HBK and Bret are still laying into Edge; who is withering in the pain of the double-teaming.
King: We want Brock! Come on, Edge is hurting down here.
JR: Shawn wraps his legs around Edge's arms whilst Bret Locks in a leg- lock. What a manoeuvre. Edge's cockiness has cost him an @$$ whooping!
King: And, it is unfair. I'm going to protest!
JR: Shut up and sit down will you? Call the match like you're supposed to.
King: How can I when my hero is being unfairly assaulted?
JR: Bret hart has broken the hold followed by Michaels; they're now setting Edge up for a double suplex, and….NO! Edge reverses it bringing the others down with a double DDT. What a reversal.
King: Come on Edge get up! Where's Lesnar?
JR: I know as much as you, well actually I'll take that back, I like to think I know more than you, but that's another case.
King: You're just jealous, because Edge is winning.
JR: Whatever! Now Edge is taking on both HBK and Hart all-alone, even though this is a 4-way match. Edge delivers a beautiful drop kick to Shawn followed by a spinning wheel kick to Hart. Edge is a great young superstar.
King: Exactly! The others are as old as my gran.
JR: Edge whips Hart into the ropes and follows him up with a clothesline.
HBK gets up after that dropkick and walks straight into a Downward Spiral.
BAM! What a move!
King: That was old school for Edge, Come on Kick his @$$ Edge!
JR: Edge goes for the cover, 1…2…and no! HBK gets the shoulder up.
Whoa! Bret nails Edge with a neck breaker and HBK is going up, High risk here!
King: Get up Edge, move out of the way!
JR: he isn't going anywhere, especially after that neck breaker. HBK jumps and….
King: Damn!
JR: HBK scores with an elbow drop and HBK goes for the count.
Oh wait a minute Hart just pulled HBK up off Edge.
King: Here we go!
JR: Edge rolls out of the ring and Bret and Shawn are beginning to get in to each other with those hard shots!
King: They're not much of a team now! They are ripping each other apart.
JR: Wait a minute…
It's BROCK!!!
King: YES! He's arrived.
JR: What the? The Referee will not let Brock into the ring.
He's pointing to the entrance and telling someone to come to the ring.
King: Who? What is the ref doing?
JR: Its security, The Ref is banning Lesnar from the match.
Lesnar won't go!
King: What the? Why are you doing this, he's supposed to be in the match.
JR: Yes but he has only just this moment got into the ring. The Fans are not happy, he is the favourite to win this match.
King: I wanted to see Brock Lesnar F-5 someone!
JR: Well you might, Brock has got the ref; and the security guards don't want to get in to the ring. Bret and Shawn are still laying into each other whilst edge is OUT!
King: Give him the F-5 Brock! Slam his little body into the mat.
JR: NO! Don't do it Brock, He lifts the ref up and…
Damn! Poor Referee.
What the hell? Brock has got Bret, and…another F-5!
King: This is carnage! Oh wait!
JR: Brock picks up HBK and…Shawn is driven to the mat!
Finally the Security guards are in the ring attempting to pound Lesnar.
King: There are about 20 of those guys, and they've only just got Lesnar out of the ring.
JR: The Ref is down, HBK and Bret are down and what the?
King: It's Edge Jim; he is crawling back into the ring. I don't think he knows what happened.
JR: Oh come on! Nick Patrick is running to the ring.
Edge sets up Bret for The Buzz-Killer and…
King: He hits it JR! We could have ourselves the very first IC Champion.
JR: He hooks the leg 1….2….3, NEW CHAMPION!
King: YES! I told you JR, but did you listen?
Edge is the Intercontinental Champion.
JR: Let's get the official announcement!
*Ring Announcer: Here is you're winner and The First Ever Intercontinental Champion…
EDGE!*
JR: Edge is standing with his arm raised by a dodgy ref, and he lifts the gold.`
Edge had his work cut out for him.
King: You must be Joking, Edge had to fight…
It was literally a handy-cap match! And Edge won!
JR: Well whatever! Edge stands proud at the top of the aisle, I don't know why he's proud but He's our Champion.
King: You just don't like to see good wrestlers win championships do you?
JR: Talking about Championships; tonight we decide who will qualify in the tournament to become the First Ever Undisputed Champion.
#: BACK-STAGE: #
JR: We got a shot of the parking lot, why are we out here?
King: Wait a minute, its edge, it's our new champion!
Where's he going?
JR: To his car by the looks of it.
+~+~+EDGE IS ATTACKED+~+~+
King: What the? Edge has just been attacked out back but by whom?
JR: Wait a sec King. We got more action. It's Brock!
He was disallowed to compete tonight.
King: What's he doing? He's putting Edge on top of a car, and…
JR: Brock Lesnar is picking Edge up and setting up an F-5.
Oh no! Not on the Car!
King: Damn! Our new champion just got drilled.
Get some help out there!
JR: Well if you ask me Edge got what was coming to him!
And you can bet all you're money that Brock and Edge will be meeting again in the squared circle.
King: But why would Brock attack our new champion?
JR: I'll let you work that one out.
Anyway talking about championships, the tournament starts tonight!
Very soon we'll have a New Undisputed Champion.
*Ring Announcer: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will determine which superstar will progress in the Undisputed Championship Tournament.
{Rhyno's music hits as he enters the arena, He walks straight to the ring ignoring the fans hate for him.}
[Rhyno grabs the microphone off the announcer, and lifts it up to speak]
Rhyno: "Ever since I attacked Kurt Angle in his match with Christian, I have had to put up with Stupid idiots asking "why?".
Well it's pretty darn obvious, I'm sure Angle would have done anything to try to injure me before our match. So I took it into my hand to attack him before he attacked me."
[Fans boo loudly]
Rhyno: "Shut Up! Before I literally kill you in this ring Angle, I suggest that you re-think about coming to face me tonight."
{Angle's Music Plays, But he doesn't appear}
Rhyno: "Come on Angle! I'm waiting for you."
{Angle enters the ring from behind Rhyno}
JR: Hey look!
It's Angle, King.
King: Angle taking down Rhyno from behind, that's not fair!
What the?
JR: Angle is attempting to lock in the ankle-lock already.
Break his ankle Kurt!
King: What do you mean break his Ankle?
What do you have against good wrestlers?
JR: Nothing, it's the ones that cheat I don't like.
Rhyno grabs the ropes forcing Angle to break the hold.
King: Great ring presence by Rhyno.
JR: Angle picks him up using the hair.
King: That's got to be illegal!
JR: Angle set's up Rhyno for a belly to belly suplex.
And….
King: Beautiful move there, by the Olympic hero.
JR: Angle hooks the leg and…1…2, NO!
A long two count by the referee.
King: Very long, that's not fair!
JR: Would you just shut up and call the match!
Angle attempt's a backdrop, but Rhyno escapes and delivers a short arm clothesline to the back of Kurt Angle.
King: What a shot! Rhyno is just so powerful.
Now Rhyno goes for the cover.
JR: 1...2, and Angle barely escapes.
Rhyno sets Angle up for a power bomb, and…
No, Angle flips Rhyno over shoulder.
King: Good move. But I am still betting on Rhyno winning.
JR: I don't know king, Rhyno is a great superstar but angle has got a gold medal for wrestling, and he'll be more than happy for you to take a look.
King: Because he is A big headed freak!
Rhyno should whoop his @$$ here!
JR: Wait a minute!
That's Christian! What's he doing here?
King: Don't ask me! He is probably just scouting the match.
JR: Yeah, then why has he got a chair in his hand?
King: Just Follow the Match.
JR: Angle has spotted Christian, but he hasn't seen Rhyno, turn around Kurt!!!
Damn.
King: Gore Gore Gore!!!
JR: This is unfair!
Rhyno Makes the Cover 1…2…no!
Angle kicks out! Go on Kurt you son of a gun!
King: Stop Being Bias Jim, Just because you don't like Rhyno.
JR: Would you just shut up and call the match!
Wait a damn minute, Christian Just slipped the chair into the ring and he is distracting the ref, this is unfair!
King: Rhyno has got the chair in his hands and he is stalking Angle, who is staggering to his feet!
JR: Don't turn around Kurt; you'll get floored with a steel chair!
Rhyno Swings and….Angle Ducked, Angle Slam!
King: No!
I want to complain!
JR: Angle with the cover 1…2…no!
This is a great match!
Unfair; but great.
King: That's right it's unfair to Rhyno!
Hey look. It's Edge.
JR: Edge is getting in the ring, he's still dazed off the F-5, and the referee stops him.
Turn around ref!
King: Christian has got the chair, he cocks back and….
JR: Angle ducks and Christian just Whacked Rhyno with the steel chair!
Angle throws Christian out of the ring and hooks Rhyno's leg the ref turns around.
King: 1…2…
Damn, Rhyno kicked out!
JR: Angle is shocked. Wait, Rhyno is in the corner. Don't turn around Kurt!
King: Gore, Gore, Gore!
JR: Rhyno has Angles leg hooked. The ref counts 1…2…3!
King: Rhyno is gonna be our next Undisputed Champion.
JR: What ever you say King.
Anyway; Rhyno progresses in the tournament!
King: Yeah, he's my favourite to win this tournament!
JR: Well what I want to know is how did Edge manage to walk to the ring after being F-5ed on to a car?
King: Well he's struggling to walk away anyway.
He was only trying to help a friend out!
JR: Yeah, But in this case it's called CHEATING!
King: Let's get on with the show!
JR: Up next is another Tournament match, to determine who will fight Rhyno on Slam Next Week!
#:BACK-STAGE:#
[We see Austin Walking along a corridor]
JR: It's Austin!
He's on his way out here.
King: Who's that?
[Someone with a hat on disguising his face walks up behind him]
Man: Hey Austin!
[Austin turns]
{The Man whacks Austin across the head with a lead pipe}
JR: Oh My God!
Gets some help out there!
Benoit is bust open.
King: Well what about the match?
JR: Well work it out yourself!
There's Austin.
King: What does he want?
[Benoit pushes the EMT's aside]
Benoit: Is he alright?
Will he be able to fight?
EMT: No way, He'll be out of action for at least a week.
{EMT's take Austin off the scene on a stretcher}
[Benoit smiles]
King: What's he smiling about?
JR: Well I don't know!
Why don't you go and ask him.
King: No thanks!
I'm to busy, I'll stay here!
JR: Thought as much, anyway we'll keep you posted on Austin's condition.
Next we got another tournament Match.
King: Between….
Who's fighting Jim?
JR: Ken Shamrock and Chris Jericho, this should be a great match.
*Ring Announcer: The following contest will decide who will face the winner of tonight's main event.
{Ken Shamrocks music hits and he enters.}
[Before he gets in to the ring he slaps himself. When in the ring he focuses on the aisle waiting for his opponent!]
* Ring Announcer: Standing in the ring at this time, from Sacramento California, The Worlds Most Dangerous Man, Ken Shamro….
{Jericho attacks Shamrock from behind.}
JR: Oh come on!
That's not fair. Every match tonight has either started with someone attackin….
King: Oh quit you're moaning!
Nice Suplex by Jericho.
JR: Perfectly executed front face lock into suplex by Y2J.
He goes straight into a cover, 1… no, a kick out by Shamrock.
King: Both these guys are great wrestlers and they will both fight till the end, without cheating.
JR: Jericho Twists Ken's arm into an arm lock, and he sets up for a backdrop, and he hits it.
King: That's going to leave a mark!
JR: Jericho picks up the same arm and locks in a Hammer-lock.
He is wearing the man down with that very simple Manoeuvre.
King: Y2J is the new meaning of WRESTLING!
JR: Jericho drops his leg on to the twisted arm, and Shamrock is hurting!
Jericho is sticking with the same arm, great move by the Canadian.
King: Jericho is great!
Looks like shamrock has had enough!
JR: Maybe not!
Shamrock reverses the hold and locks in his own arm lock; he releases the hold and kicks Jericho to the back of the thigh.
King: Shamrock Brings Jericho down with a superb neck-breaker.
JR: Goes for the Cover, 1…2…., no! Jericho gets the shoulder up.
King: I thought he had him there!
Shamrock is not wasting anytime he goes straight back to work.
JR: Jericho elbows Shamrock in the face, that'll stop almost anything!
And now Jericho scores with a spinning wheel kick.
King: Jericho bounces off the ropes and…
JR: Shamrock catches him and lays him out with a belly to belly suplex.
Using his opponent's own momentum against him!
King: Shamrock is on fire!
He attempts a figure four
JR: But no Jericho rolls Ken up,
He's all over the ropes!
King: 1...2... Ken kicks out!
JR: Ken locks in the Anklelock!
Jericho taps!
*Ring Announcer: Here is you're winner, Ken Shamrock!
King: Jericho is high tailing it! Up Next will be the main event!
Lance Storms theme hits the PA as he comes out onto the stage. He walks to thje ring ignoring the continuous booing. If ya smell what the rock is cookin'! hits the PA as the Rock comes out. He rushes the ring and immediately starts to beat down on Lance. He hits right after left after right and knocks Lance to his knees. Rock goes to hit Lance again but Lance low blows Rock without the ref noticing.
JR: That's illegal, Lance should be dq'd for that!
King: The ref's call em as they see em.
Lance picks Rock up for a scoop slam. He whips Rock into the corner but rock bounces out with a clothesline. Rock whips Lance into the corner and runs to splash him. Lance pulls the ref in the way! The ref is down. Lance slides out the ring and grabs a chair. He gets in the ring and takes a swing at the rock. The rock ducks. He hits Lance with the Rock Bottom but the ref is out cold. Rock tries to ressucitate the ref but he is out cold. Lance connects with his superkick. He covers Rock, nick Patrick runs down and slides in the ring, he counts 1…2… Rock kicks out. Lance runs off the ropes as Rock does. Rock and Lance connect with clotheslines and are down. Each has an arm over each other. Earl Hebner has awoken and counts 1…2…3!!! As Patrick counts 1…2…3!!!
JR: who wins?
Earl and Patrick argue. The announcer announces: The winners of this match, Lance Storm and The Rock!
JR: So that means both Rock and Storm advance in the tournament!
King: So we have Shamrock facing Benoit, and Rock vs Storm vs Rhyno next week on Slam!
The camera's cut to the McMahon's backstage. They bump into Flair.
Flair: Hey guys, what's up?
Shane: Flair, who the hell do you think you are?
Flair: What are you on about boy?
Vince: Ric Flair, the legendary Ric Flair. You think you have us wrapped round your little finger? Well Flair, I have news for you. YOU'RE FIRED!
Shane: Security, please escort this old fool out of our arena!Vince puts his hand on Shane's shoulder as Flair is dragged out by security.
The camera's fade as the SG logo comes up on screen.
Thanks to:
Matt for helping with results (4 matches), everyone who rpd, Steve for the booker promo.
No-Thanks to:
Sladey for not sendin me his matches and making the results a bit late. Everyone who didn't rp.
