"To dissimulate is to pretend not to have what one has. To simulate is to feign to have what one doesn't have." (Baudrillard 289)
Shoes: The Real Deal
On the less serious side, here are some alternative choices
of shoes:
See, this shoe is nice. Casual, stylish, comfortable, and most important cheap!
(P.S. I'm pretty sure no one will steal these from you:))
Damn, another shoe from payless. Don't you want these! So fresh and so clean clean.
Look at these all purpose shoes. Instead of just balling with street shoes, you can go hiking, walking, mountain climbing, and pretty much everything else you can think of.