Anti-Stress Kit

Oh I'm feeling stressed out.

So what do I do?

I sometimes run about,

Or take a big poo.

It's great to play games.

Computer or video,

They're all the same,

When the answer to stress is no.

Sex can be good,

if your partner is hot.

I've heard the you should.

Personally, I know not.

Or check out some jokes,

Or play with a pet.

Check out some Jack Handy quotes,

Or go stab the vet.

Oh I'm feeling stressed out.

So how do I solve it?

I write a poem about

My anti-stress kit.


Kyle is not responsible for any deaths performed to vets due to this "song."

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