Hi, I'm Don Sullivan. Some of my friends call me Mad Duck. As a Gulf War veteren and military history buff, I can assure you that the reason the USA is the greatest nation on earth is for two reasons: the moral strength and purity of our people and the most massive military machine this planet has ever seen. It is through the judicious use of force on other countries, that allows us the freedom to live in the style that we are accustomed to. But today, there is a new threat brewing for all of us Americans.
Burger King, 7-11, Wal-Mart and that keyboard your using all are brought to you thanks to good old U.S. foreign policy and the letters M and the numbers 1 and 6. With a dash. After the M. That's all those other countries need to keep 'em in line - a little firm, moral persuasion.
I'm not saying we need to slap other countries around unnecessarily - but unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. As long as we're top dog, then we gotta stay that way. And by us maintaining control, we're only helping those other countries out - most of those other countries couldn't manage their own resources without our money, help and people anyway. And if you want to go a step further, they wouldn't even matter at all if our American news agencies didn't post correspondants in their measly little "Republics." If it wasn't for our foreign intervention, a good number of them would still be pissing up stream from where they live.
The bald eagle is the symbol of our country.
I've heard liberals whine about how we treat other countries. I don't buy it. So here's "the Deal." You give up the car, the electricity and running water, the PC, the fast food, the porn, casual dating, new clothes every year, banking/credit, stability and the moderate amount of security that provides, and start living day to day and then you can complain about the way we manhandle these developing countries and the established fanatical countries that want to "help them along" in their own way. Yeah government sucks. Greed sucks. All Governments are greedy and all gov't seize power when the oppurtunity arises. But better ours than theirs right?
See, the thing is, there isn't enough food or room or resources in general on the planet for 6 billion mouths. If you liberals really want to make a difference, instead of apologizing for decisions made by more experienced fools than yourself go tell these poor south american indians to stop breeding. Logic only dictates that if you can't foot the bill for a kid don't have one. Because the real problem in this world is all the bastards running around on the face of it. You think terrorists are all we have to fear? Think again. If we're going to stay on top of this teaming mass of humanity, we need to stay focused. Sharp. Mentaly acute. And morally superior to them. We need to lead by example! If we don't do it, who's going to raise our children?
But in spite of the fact that some things get better, some things are getting worse now. Take one of the biggest influences on kids: entertainment. The entertainment industry in this country is out of control. I remember it started with Punky Brewster, and now we've got Britney Spears and the Olsen Twins and Justin Timberlake, all Hollywood's way of shoving sex right - in - our - faces. And I thought I'd seen it all, until I saw Shumshkin. Friends, I've never seen anything that pissed me off like this. This is the last thing America needs at this point... I thought, now that boy bands are fading in popularity, we can return to some sanity in this culture and stop with all the sex being shoved in our faces. But no, I was wrong. It just got worse.
Now SHMUSHKIN is shoving sex all up in our faces! This is why America rejects this foul-mouth trubadour. We reject him, and GOD rejects him.
This guy's going around singing clever little pop songs, specifically designed to appeal to certain people and children, but that feature dirty, filthy, irresponsible, lyrics. I don't want to repeat any of his disgusting filth here, but just to let you know how serious this threat is, consider just the titles of some of his songs:
"Punkin Lovin'" - This is a song about an unnatural act of congress with a gourd. Do we need to plant these kinds of seeds in our childrens' impressionable heads?
"Porn Mom" - Need I say more? What kind of mind would defile the sacred institution of motherhood like this? A deranged and dangerous mind, that's what kind.
And think about this: "Christmas Cunnilingus" - First of all, this is just typical of the twisted, subversive, and dare I suggest possibly zionist elements at work in our society, trying to undermine the sanctity of our most sacred holiday. If we let them ruin Christmas, what do we have left? And the second part, which I won't repeat, apparently involves oral sex on a woman. What kind of man does a thing like that, puts his mouth on the holiest of holies? It's sick and its wrong, and we must do what we can to nip it in the bud before it catches on with our impressionable teenagers. I know you probably think that sort of thing can't happen here, that it only happens in godless places like Cuba or Los Angeles, but believe you me, these things happen.
Good Americans, it's time we made our stand aginst this filth-mongering. We're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore! That's why I urge you to take action when this smut peddler appears in your town. Take to the streets. It worked for the hippies - it's time to turn those powerful methods into a force for good. Protest! Boycott businesses that support SHMUSHKIN. If you see parents taking their young children to one of his shows, it is your duty to alert the proper authorities.
I'm encouraged to see more and more of us gathering together to fight this menace. Now, some people say we're a hate group. I disagree. If it's so wrong to love your country and everything it stands for, then how can it be hate? Other people say that SHMUSHKING has a right to say what he says. I disagree. Our founding fathers said, I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it - unless you go over the line. There are reasonable limits to free speech. You can't endanger people with what you say. SHMUSHKIN is yelling 'pussy' in a crowded theater. You can't do that. That's not safe, that's enciting people to sin and debaucery and all manner of despicable acts and ultimately to destroy the very fabric of everything we stand for. Where does it stop? Here and now.
Do you want to let this great nation slide into Gomorrah? How would you like it if your wife was turned into a pillar of salt? How much worse does it have to get before you'll do something about it? It's time you did something about it today! Join us in the battle to save this country's heart and soul, and return us to the treasured moral family values this country was founded on.
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