Kristy's Quotes
Here are some of my favorite quotes:
"Maybe God
wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right
one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to
be grateful for that gift."
"No Man, Is Worth Your Tears... And The ONe Who Is... Won't Make You
Cry!"
Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right
one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to
be grateful for that gift."
"Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times
we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has
been opened for us."
Maybe it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it,
but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until
it arrives."
"May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make
you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you
happy."
Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it
probably hurts the other person, too. "
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you are the one who is smiling and
everyone around you is crying." : )
"diamonds are a GIRLS best friend! Dog is a MANS best friend! Now... who is the
smarter sex?"
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not
proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily engered, it
keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the
truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perserves."
We don't
devote enough scientific research into finding a cure for jerks
"I wish
my mom would have told me the same thing about guys as she did about horror
movies... don't worry, they're all fake."
"If God had wanted women to chase men, he would have made the men worth
catching."
Guys are like roller coasters, either they make you sick or give you the biggest
thrill of your life."
There are easier things in life than finding a good man.... nailing Jell-o to a
tree for instance
Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you
get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up."
Men are stupid. If you forget, they will remind you."
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him
than he deserves."
"The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's
ever seen him!"
If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?"
"Men are living proof that women can take a joke!"
Boys are immature, guys are jerks, men are rare."
"God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft."
Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along. I think mine got
hit by a truck."
Boys they like to play with things
To see what makes them run,
But when it comes to kissing,
They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools,
They wait untill we give our hearts
And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is a night
You will wonder if hes true,
One moment you will be happy,
One moment you will be blue.
If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him,
Theres nothing like romance.
And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night
You see, my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.
Boys are great, though immature
The price you pay is high,
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember, hes a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes alot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love,
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that hes a man."
What do
you do if your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door.
Why are
blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it.
What makes men chase women they have no intention ofmarrying?The same urge that
make dogs chase cars they have nointention of driving.
Did him gone?
Did him went?
Did him leave I all alone?
Oh, how cruel to treat I so!
It can not was...
Me love has flew...
Him did me dirt...
Me never knew
Him were a flirt.
To they in love I forbid...
Lest they be do'ed like I been did!!
What's the difference between a new husband and a newdog?After a year, the dog
is still excited to see you.
How do you save a man from drowning?Take your foot off his head.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toiletpaper?We don't know, it's
never happened.
Why is it hard for women to find men who aresensitive, caring and good
looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty;
we iron-theywrinkle.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you
would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God
says: "So she'd love you"
Men are like...commercials. You can't believe a wordthey say.
Men are like...mascara. They usually run at the firstsign of emotion.
"Men are like outhouses... all the good ones are taken and the other ones are
full of crap"
Men are like...copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like stars...there's millions of them, butonly one will make your dreams
come true.
Men are like roses...you gotta watch out for the pricks.
Men are like flies...they annoy you with their constant buzzing, then, you learn
how to ignore them.
Men are like laxatives...They irritate the crap outof you.
Never let your man's mind wander; it's too little tobe out alone."
"Go for younger men. You might as well; they nevermature anyway."
Men are all the same, they just have different faces,so that you can tell them
apart."
Women don't make fools of men; most of them are thedo-it-yourself types."
"Sadly, all men are created equal."
"Don't waste your time on a guy who isn't willing towaste some time on you."
"Hey, you player, you thought you stole my heart. ButI knew you were a player
right from the start. Thegames you played, I played them too. So, sillyplayer,
the joke's on you!"
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit eachother. Perhaps they should
live next door to eachother and just visit now and then."
"You know, sometimes, when I think you are theshallowest man I have ever met,
you manage to drain alittle more water out of the pool."
"A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man'scertainty."
"There's no such thing as a bad women, bad men justmake them that way."
MENopause. MENtal anxiety. MENstral cramps. MENtalbreakdown. Ever notice how all
our problems beginwith MEN?"
"First God created man, then he had a better idea!"
"If women have to admit their age, men should have toact theirs."
"Men--can't live with them, can't shoot them."
"Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them....Personally, I think
if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow!"
"I do believe that God above created me for you to love. He picked u out among
the rest... because he knew I'd love you the BEST!"
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble and attempts what is above its
strength.
"LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired."
"When you realize you want to spend The rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
"Love is something eternal, The aspect may change, But not the essence."
"Follow your own heart, Not others."
"If you love someone you say it, You say it right then, out loud, Or the moment
just passes you by."
Be more concerned about your CHARACTER then your REPUTATION because your
CHARACTER IS WHO YOU ARE and REPUTATION IS WHAT OTHERS THINK OF YOU"
"If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever"
"It's not that I can't live without you, It's that I don't even want to try."
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: For thy love is better than wine."
- Song of Solomon
I'd rather be with the wrong person for the right reasons, Then the right person
for the wrong reasons."
"I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got
away from me."
"I'm sorry I can't go any further with you. And tonight may be a night I'll
regret.
But I'm already somebody's lover, He just hasn't found me yet."
Fear? What is there to fear in love? Love is the very reason we live. To fear
love is to lose all sense of living, And if we cannot love, then why have we
been put here? Fearing love is like being afraid of breathing. It's not
something to be scared of. It's something so natural that no one can resist."
"nothing in love is free, So if it's not worth fighting for, It's worth nothing
at all."
"They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little
conversation?"
"There are many things in life that may catch your eye, But only a few will
catch your heart."
"I can't say anymore than I love you Anything else would be a waste of breath."
"Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a
dream."
"Love? It's kind of complicated, But I'll tell you this.
The second you're willing To make yourself miserable to make someone else happy
-
That's love right there!"
"You know you really love and care for someone when you get those,
Little pains in your heart when the person is away from you."
"It is better to be hated for what you are Than to be loved for what you are
not."
"you never know what you TRULY have untill it's gone"
"I do not love you because I need you, I need you because I love you."
"What do you do when the only person that can make you stop crying is the one
that made you cry?"
"He held my hand for a small time but he'll hold my heart forever".
"Kisses are like tears, The only ones that are real are the ones you can't hold
back".
"One of the worst things in life is to be confronted with a decision that could
tear you apart from the one person you truely want to be with."
"Fate can only take you so far, once your there it's up to you to make it
happen"
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"Never tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does."
"When you are alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers
Remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours fovever"
"It's impossible to move on when your leaving behind the one thing you were
searching to find!"
"There are a few things sader in this life than watching someone walk away after
they have left you watching the distance between your bodies expand until
there's nothing but empty space and silence."
"The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you
can't have them."
"Love is never changing but always enduring.
Love goes through many tests and trials.
If you're not willing to stick with love it won't be willing to stay with you."
"Do not choose the love you can live with,
Choose the one you can't live without,
For only then will you know what truly living is about."
"The hardest part about walking away from you is knowing that you'll never run
after me!"
"If it's wrong to love you, then my heart refuses to be right."
"I loved you yesterday, I love you still, I always have, and I always will."
Someone, somewhere dreams of your smile, thinking of you says life is
worthwhile,
So when your lonely remember it's true, someone, somewhere is thinking of you."
"If you don't value what you have, you don't deserve it!"
Be careful to whom you give your heart because when you love,
You're not only giving that person the right to love you but the power to hurt
you."
"There is something about the look in your eyes something I noticed when the
light was just right,
It reminded me that I was alive, it reminded me that you're so worth the fight."
"When your life falls apart, always remember that I will be the one who will
stay to help you pick the pieces up. And when the rest of the world walks out on
you, remember not to close the door, because I am the one who will be walking in
to help you through it all."
If I had the letters "h, r, t" I could add "u" to get hurt or "e, a" to get
heart,
But I'd rather add "u" and get hurt than to have a "heart" without "u".
Don't take for granted the people that you love, because one day,
They just might not be there for you to love anymore, and you will never be the
same."
"How great it would feel to be able to look the one you love in the eyes and
not say a word,
But say so much. For being in love does not require words. It requires you and
me. Nothing more.
Nothing less. Well, maybe a little whip cream wouldn't hurt!" (LOL)
I'd rather have one breath of your hair, one kiss on your lips, one touch of
your hand,
Than ETERNITY -- without it."
