1. Passionate kiss like spiders web soon lead to undoing of
2. Virginity like bubble. One prick --- all gone.
3. Man who run in front of car get tired.
4. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
7. Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways is going
8. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
9. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
10. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
12. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's
14. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
15. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
16. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
17. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
18. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.