Allison's Wonderland

May he Rest In Peace. Before you read this... i got a joke for you. What's somewhat brown and is often found in little kids pants? MICHEAL JACKSON!! HAHAHA! That one gets me every time! Even if you're not laughing about it... you should be... so do me a favor and giggle a bit. *GIGGLE* Oh, if you have AIM or AOL here's my sn: ALLwaysapunkk or Nofxcellent21. K? Thanx for takin ur precious time to look at my sweet ass...er i mean sweet ass page! It means a lot to me. I think Imunna cry! No. I'm not. A shouout to tha following ppl.... Brooke Yates: OMG, Arrowood has a ____! Grant, Grant look at my fingers! There's a lot more, but we'll not get into those. Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby. I think Imunna hit Andy some more! I love our new punching bag.. although u woulda been better! : ) How's Ryan... the petifiler. -Katie Henager: Spring Break 2002 ~ Navarre Beach is amazing - Holla to The Guys: Jon - Mike - Greson - Chris - David *squeaky* - Brandon *llama* - Eagan - Mark <3 - Douglas *asshole* - Justin <3 - Bradley - Andrew - Look alike JTT - Shawn - Courtney - Josh - Ryan *gross ugly mouse kid*... The Poopie Pier rocks my world. Whoa, this is some mad shit. I'm going to miss Tom Thumb. Y'all look good. Does that mean he wants to have me for dinna? Guess who's sportin a new necklace??*thump thump* trying to get into my pants *thump thump* Allison's from Bristol. Mexican Sloth - The hybrid of the goonies Sloth species . Wa ca ca ca. That's a real Humdinger. I gots no Idear! Ello Bradley, join the partay 4 sum Cook n bulls (For those of you who can't talk with a British accent it's pronounced something like cotton balls). Shy poke you in the ass? Dan's Dome. Wonder Ball. Walton boys. Red truck... the same one. Where are we? BFE (BumFuckedEgypt). Ber chica ber ber (porno music). Asshole buddies. Gimme some butt love. The Pinmasters rock my world. Shall I show her my bum? Do you like have photographic memory? GUYS, GIMME SOMETHING TO LOOK AT AND I'LL REMEMBER IT. Givin' him his jollies eh? Katie, you're catching on to my accent. Our ritualistic trips to Tom Thumb. Dammit, entertain her won't ya? HELP! JESE, HELP. AHH, HELP ALREADY! Uhhh, that gate's there for a reason. Oh, sorry, I'm from outta town. Bumpin and grindin to our music. Let's walk down the road with our Boom Box on our shoulder, listenin to rap, like in some old school 80's flick. ROOM 706 SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN. *Weird looking lady* uhhhh that's a lil loud. Wait, when are the quiet hours? Yeah, that's what I thought. Just when you thought K-Mart couldn't get anymore imitation... they come out with J-Mar. Aaaawww how cute, they're like sitting on their porches. *Smack* WHAT?!? Uhhh, I'll tell you in the morning. GOD DAMMIT ALLISON, STOP SLAPPING ME. My daddy bought me this car. Katie, you just snored... ok. Our master plan. Skyy Vodka!!!!!! Don't worry, it'll only take like 15 minutes to get to Doug's. *45 minutes later* just a few more minutes. I want to see the helicopter!! What's with all these good looking service guys? You laughing but it's true. Talk to Katie you bloody fool. Don't tease. Oh darling, that was simply smashing. Let me put my ear next to this lil flash button and make my eye twitch. Oops there goes my shirt, up over my head. Shall I take off my shirt, and spin it around my head like a helicopter? The little brown shack. Deez Nutz. Mark almost pissed on Eagan's leg. You've been lovely. I NEED SOME LAGER... AND SOME FAGS TO GO WITH IT. Lez get some Tequila and do... BODY SHOTS!!!! Allison's giving free English lessons. Never give ten dollars to the people at Tom Thumb. Here's a ten. I am forever in debt of the "fag" guy. OH MY GOD.... OH WHAT A NIGHT!!!!!!! Dammit, you're going to stretch out my pants! We'll never forget those Sand Spurs. I love Florida because you don't have to wear make-up. Why did you leave the keys on the table... hmm, cuz you wanted to... why did you put on a little make-up?... hmmm cuz you wanted to. Electronic socks... OMG, I love getting trashed in my bedroom! Bady Fot. What the hell is up with the Kroger sign?!? Why don't we move to the back of the bus... considering it's the end of the school year. Camera fun at the football games. Crazy rednecks that were following us! You can have my cookie! Reggie Peoples! Ha ha ha! The Plate of Good Pizza. Fear the Mullet...ahhh! Honk for America. Just call him a dromadery...wait, is that the one with two humps or one? Pointless conversations in the morning. Ooooooooo dwead fart. How's Joey? You mean Corey? Yeah... omg, is that what Joey said... you mean corey? AHHHHHH SOMEONE TELL HER TO STOP MESSING W/ HER HAIR! It must be the asssss... God damn, It's Kroger, for goodness sake! Damn Mexicans. Y'all need a ride? SURE! You're not gonna rape us are you? Uhh no... (as he pulls out the leather gloves), where to? CHIK-FIL-A! Hey, thanks for the ride Ronnie! How'd you know my name?!? .... Thank you Omar!! Ooo he's kinda hot eh? Let's go chill... in the woods? AAAAHHHHH! Don't worry... that's not your mom!-Kyla Iwinski: When 2002 has done and gone, 2003 will party on. 2004 will think they got class, but 2005 will always kick ass. Chillin' like a villian on penacillin (ewa ewa) Anything glow-in-the-dark is A LOT of fun. Strawberry (juicy). I'm a bad influence and I'm very rude...not to mention my mom's irresponsible. Can you like move them apart and say it's from Allison (Jeff and Brittany) Us? Um, were watching apossums. Nice Tennessee football helmet. I'm gonna throw your ferrets on the roof It's so much fun walking to Jeff's house at like 10 at night. Hey Will!! Where r u guys goin? Umm, us? We're taking a walk?- Phil Zaffos: I love sending e-mail back and forth in intro to business! ;) Hey babe! Don't grow anymore... otherwise, I'm going to feel VERY short. You'll be REALLY crossing the line if you grow anymore. Thanks for your help w/ the pregnant chick! Luv ya babe! I can't find out that chicas name! -Corey Telfer: Wait, didn't we get some guys the FIRST night we were there?!? Baywatching baby! Oh them? They had to pee.... REALLY BAD! Running from the five o's. :) Got Beads?? Thanks for the trip to Destin babe! Is it just me or is there like 16 guys in our condo right now? HOLY SHIT, THEY JUST TOOK OUR BEADS!!! Oooo, we work for our beads... we walked all the way to Wings! Get your dad to buy me a cop outfit. Keep the traffic moving people. Let's egg their car!! Out of all the guys to pick.. we got Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader. (For more spring break inside jokes look at the bottom at Jaye and Kelley) Let's go boy hunting for Allison! THAT PARTY WAS TIGHT! Hey Ricky... gimme another one! :) Did i do those body shots?!? Damn, those were some tight ass parties! Haaaay, shmokin keels! Cruisin with the MINI VAN door open. Warning: Alcohol affects the memory. Warning: Alchohol also affects the hand-eye coordination. Wait, how many guys were coming with Chris?!? That's what I thought. Gotta love that Tequila! Did Ann just call me a dyke?!? DAMN DOGS!! Why don't we just walk thru the woods with no shoes on?? You know Ricky's a damn heel billy! Wait, how old are you? Yah know, fifteeen.. like one fiive. Mmmm, billy bob goes good with some cookies, a chocolate bar, and a hostess cupcake!! Ummm... should i shave? Hahaha! Us? We're going to walk the *cough* dog. AHHHH COREY!! HELP ME UP... THE DAMN SNAKES ARE AT MY FEET!! Let's go tubing and fly out again! Umm, is it just me or was he scanning my breasts?!? HELLO JOSH!! Gotta love Doc Olivers! How's Jason? And what about Chris?!? I think we needa walk-thru the DRIVE-thru! Dang B... my shiznit is cold!! Ann, will you marry me?? AAAAAAAWWWWWW! OMG I almost cried! STEPS-mom. Those damn marina boys. Okay Corey, Clockstoppers blew a big one. "Mom? the seven of us are going to Rancho Grande" Huh? I thought the three of us were going to Starbucks....? Right Spencer? I see... one... two.. three...?? "Yeah excuse me..." (allison mocks the old guy and his wife turns around and gives me the evil eye) Is the band over? Corey, it's 'is the band DONE?' Is the band over? DONE GOD DAMMIT! Yeah... umm... let's just walk around with a gallon of Orange Juice..?? Depend pads FOR MEN. Shaped to fit the male anatomy. "No honey... THESE ARE THE ONES YOU ASKED FOR!! YEAH, REGULAR! UH-HUH" GOD! They put them in a bag like I'm ashamed!! Don't be ashamed honey! (Talking to tree) <--- C'mon bitch... you wanna fight?!? Don't start something you can't finish!! Haaay mang... ¿Donde esta Publix? I wash jour car for free mang. Don't tach my juevos.Let's take this shortcut Allison... I go thru here all the time. Ok Corey, whatever. (a minute later) Uhhh Allison, I dont know where we are...?? PEEEEEENNIIISSS!! Hey babe, i love ya hunny! Thanks for all the great memories!: :) -Erik Ruhl: haha that was a "god" one! *stomp* *stomp stomp*... sososososososoososo... fine fine, you win! Math class is so much fun! OMG, I THINK I JUST TOUCHED A CRUSTY BOOGER! EEEWWWW it fell on me!! Maybe it's cheese... like Chucky...?? Just greener. YOU PHUCKER!f u c k u. I love flicking your ears in Algebra!!! -Carrie Ann Zummo: Wudder... coofee... turlet... Ricardo farted! My Gramma wants to paak the ca, since she looks like Marylin Manson. Ahhh, they're gonna beat me up! Who, the one w/ the big butt? Is there a reason you keep checking out chicks? I love World Geography books! Kill any bugs lately?!? Hey there Scary Carrie Ann!! Damn, Mrs. Klien blows. Doesn't Phil look like Marylin Mason too? Just like your gramma. How'd you get back at her Mrs. Klein!?! Did you poop on her porch!? Actually... yes... -Grant Nestler: Hey guess where I'm going tonight?!? Where's my guitar? One word...HOTBOX...or is that two? Have fun at the party? ALLISON..YOU HAVE DETENTION!!(Grant laughs) GRANT...YOU HAVE DETENTION!!-Ben Richardson: I FAILED KINDERGARTEN! "Welcome to da family..." Look, that could looks like Satan... and that one is a rabbit... uh-oh it's starting to smile. How's that boner? Whoa, fellowship is pretty cool! LOL! Let's go lie to my mom again. Ummm my pocket ate your 20 dolla bill. AHHH SENSITIVE KNEES! Enjoying your massage? LOL! Ok, you've failed at watching my movie. Movie update: I lent the movie Boondock Saints to Ben at the beginning of this semester (January) and I just got it back (it is now May) -Jeff Taylor: ZEBRA'S IN AMERICA...Look at my hooves, look at my hooves..they go clippity clop, clippity clop! 'Mom, I'm bleeding...' 'That's great honey, just don't get blood on my carpet...' Oooo, strawberries! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S A HUGE COCKAROACH BY MY HEAD! AHH! We're NEVER telling anyone anything ever again, SPECIALLY RYAN! Oooo, you so sesy with the "Weezer" glasses. I'm sorry that you can never go out babe! But next time...FEMALE VERSION! Freddy got fingered is the best movie. "I only see one LaBarron Freddy.. I only see one LaBarron" "Get inside the animal Gord." "Umm what's that..." "..Uhh it's my umbilicul cord..." "...shouldn't you have got it removed??" "..umm well it's just taped there...it was just a joke..just for fun." "..well...I can work around it..." "I'm a grown man! I just wanna eat a frickin chicken samwich!" "Will you two faggots cut it out?!?" "I don't care about jewels Gord. Even if you weren't rich..I'd just want to stay home and suck your cock all day" "Really Betty? Do you mean that?" Ooo, those wrestling matches were A LOT of fun. What was the trailor number? Are you "up" for it? The "vom" face. VOM... IT.... VOM.... IT. yeah I know... YEAH I KNOW! Big Daddy and Happy Gilmore are NOT the same movies. Yeah, that's "koow". Hey you do that too?!? Hey, I love you... hey, you too! I don't know why you're trippin'. H to the Izzo... V to the izza. Oooo flex your stomach. Alright...alright....alright... for the tenth time. I have a belly button. Mmm, cappuchino. Texaco style! Mmm, this sweatshirt smells goooood. Yummy...chocolate whipped cream. Candies is a good scent for you. I love working Lassiter wrestling matches for damn near 7 hours! But I did it all for you!! Shashire...JAPAN 4... you got some shashire on your shoes there. Dick, Asshole, Bitch, Nerd, Dork...and anything else that I've called you. I had A LOT of fun at Ian's house. I don't like to masturbate on the phone... I'm sorry. Did you have fun working w/ me and The Sports and Entertainment Wearhouse for damn near 8 and a half hours? Boooot shoes...Middens. Am I beautiful? Fun with a capitol 'u'! Can I bring my apple juice with me? I love apple juice. I'm gonna 'make like a bannana and split' or 'make like a streaker and run' I'm gonna make five bucks for being silent for five minutes. It'll take a hot minute... or a hot second. AHHHHH I'M BLIND! My name is Angel not Angle. get it right. Cheerleading shorts and a sports bra... did you enjoy? The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB... Scuse me while I drink outta the carton while spitting off to the side and doing the eye thing! -Coryn Marsik: Wouldn't we look dead sexy with tails? ISA MADE IT! LOL! The haunted house...can I have a hug? Hey, LQQK at my shoes! Am I weird?!? Does it bother you?!? My mom's a dyke, can she have your number? You blood-sucker! WHAT WAS BOBBY THINKING?!? You're a hagiophobe. I think... OMG, I've been licked!! I feel Ryaney and Rossey... You'd be a rat. And she'd be a giraffe... I'd be a chimp... Ben would be a Wombat. -Ian Ryan: Let's just say that I boldly went where no man has gone before. Q:How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a "ring"! Ha ha ha! I am NOT a L.A.B. but thanx anyways! I'm sorry that I invited you-know-who to go you-know-where -Tavarius Wesley: Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man. Yes, I know the muffin man.. who lives on Drurey Lane? Well, she's married to the muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN?!? THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!! Shrek is tha coolest. Fuckin pervert -Krystal Williams: (This is my sister for those of you who have never met her) Hey babe, hang in there. Dillon and Rich are in a better place. Shepards we shall be, For thee my Lord for thee, Power hath decended forth from thy hand, And thy feet may swiftly carry out thy command, So we shall flow a river forth to thee, And teaming with souls shall it ever be, Nomen de Patrie, et Fille et spirit de Sante. There's somebody in my drriveway, I dunt know who it is...I've gota go check! You're the only one who knows my movie quotes cept "Keep on Cruuuusin". WWW.MAIL.YAHPOO.COM L to F. Rubber ducky your da one...that makes bath time full of fun...rubber ducky yaaar da one. Enrique Iglesias sounds good when you sing in Spanish AND in English. POKE HER IN THE EYE! OR MAYBE YOU COULD PISS IN A CUP AND THROW IT IN HER FACE! 'Kick her in the crotch Alli!' 'Ewww, my foot would probably get stuck she's so loose' Tell mom I got the package... Okay, I'll tell mom you have a package. I love ya lil big sista! What in God's name is a ppllllbbbb??? Did you just say it was snowing? Oh well, it's damn near 80 degrees down south. -Vennie Allen: My science amiga! Whoa Buddy! You and all of your men. Booty dancin at church(scandolous)...Deshemere. Damn, I got Jesus in my gum again! Have fun on Saturday? Can I get a whoop whoop? Is dis tha...tha..mouf song? Dos negros...dos...or am I going loco? BANG BANG BANG, SKEET SKEET SKEET. I'm tha skeet masta! And you da geek masta! Can't wait til my momma goes outta town again!! I know you can't either. "That is ENOUGH! This is not social hour! If you don't want to be here to celebrate this than you can leave!!" "Please ladies... RESPECT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST (sign yourself w/ your middle finger up) Wha up folk? Your PREP class kicks ass. Gawd guys! You know the red head look good! -Patrick Patterson: Had fun in AK! I would have DIED without you there because Anchorage was NOT the most exciting place on earth. I am a sexy Alaskan biatch! Even though I'm from Iowa...?? AHHH REVENGE OF THE MULLETS! Cownbread, Jew will be your server, I got slammed at Denny's Lumberjack style, Hangin out at The Mall at Sears, Jesus is your answer, Now Hirin, I'll tell you eventually how I've changed since AK...wait til TX! Yeah, I'm a first-timer here. Do i make you horney baby? Did you enjoy our 70 minute phone convo? I know I did! Thanks babe! WAHOO! PATS WIN! -Where would we all b without Uncle John: (this was some homeless guy that was in an alley digging thru the garbage.. and I started saying stuff to him in AK) You were the life of the party! Come visit me more often -Bobby Barth: :) What can I say? You're the best and I love ya babe! Thanx again for tha concert! And I'm sorry that I keep switching the CD's..."It's Been A While" or supposedly it's all about numba 7. Suuure. HEEEEEEY! Are you still sick?!? Waffle House just sucks; it's for rednecks. Can I have a hug? You're bad! Not me!! How's it feel to be 19?? Hmm? That smiley looks sick..not like he's blushing! JEEZ! Wait, is there a reason you haven't called? I had fun when i snuck out that one night. Whachu doin....smokin.. tokin... -Jaye Motchen: My baywatch buddy! WHORE-hey, FEEG, Gwendalyne, and Fritz. Let's steal their beads next time! The yellow jeep...let's egg it! Thanks for leaving me and Kelley to deal with the cop chick. 2 girls for every guy?? I DON'T THINK SO! Try the other way around. GOT BEADS??? I can't wait til Spring Break this year! It's gonna rock! -Kelley Alcock: Running from the cops! YOU ARE SEXY...YOU! AWW THANK YOU!(not you!) Us? We're waiting for my dad. Them? Uhh, they had to pee REALLY bad! Flashlight. Mr. Telfer? I need a cop outfit...can you see if you can find one? That one guy who got kicked outta Walton is really friggin nasty.-Taylor Price: Hey guess what Taylor?!? Ur tha one and only Flama wit Flava! I'm still gonna kick your ass! You owe me 5 bucks you bastard! Who do you love? Now you owe me 15 dollas! Update on the money situation: Taylor now owes me 25 bucks. FYI -Vanesa Albizurez (my cousin): Ha! U R E Z! Sorry! I like toilet paper...on my head? That was the single most embarassing moment of my life! 31 guys in Grayton Beach, FL. JD and Danny Mack. All of the 7 rednecks...Terry! Vuuunesha! I hafta call him in four years :) Out on the balchony all night with Krystal, Fab, Estelle, Renee, and Rose. Do you remember Donny?!? HA HA HA! How about Corey Striplin? "How's your man?"..."Which one??" "You playa" How about them chupacabras?!? LOL! Heard you got caught again! DUMAZZ! Be careful, your man Reed might be watching! -Katie Harrison: Uh AL? There's a bar under there. NO THERE'S NOT! OUCH!!! Mrs. Suggs...we need some ice. Good times wit our lunch table eh? Gimme something really mean to say to her about not getting guys... i already used 'your fingers don't count as a boyfriend'-Christine Clayton: ELBOW..._____...______! LOL! We seriously need to get together olo! Had fun in cliteracy.-Eileen Lawrence:CHICAGO KIX ASS! Mmm, whipped cream...all over your face. Have fun at Jeff's? RYAN'S REALLY NASTY!!! Mmm, there's a lot of really hott guys in our class. How's that one Andrew kid? YOU SUCK! I love ya babe! Hang in there! V-day is gonna kick ass, and you know it! Holy shit, those bitches are pissing me off!!! :) Thanks for your help with EVERYTHING. AAHHH I knew you liked _____ again! -Derek Thornberry: Thanks for my x-mas present last year, I'm xpecting another this year...you redheaded stud you! Seventh is soooo much fun! Not as fun as homeroom tho!! I needa back rub! You dad is so cool. KEEP THE JEEP. I miss our 7th period :) Me and you babe! BFF...all the way-Hughie Elwood: I miss reading...Ms. Howlder...chillin like a villian on penacillin. Take dis poison and put it in your mouf. Ha! That was the best!-Michelle McGinnis: Patton On. She had A LOT of hair.. and a lot of extra glasses. Moulan Rouge! LOL! Our dance was tha best! Six Flags kicked ass! Let's go on the water ride again! We hit ALL of the rides cept the Wizzer. "I'M LIKE A BIRD...I WANNA FLY AWAY"...3...2...1...FLY! (Is this when I'm supposed to pull the rip cord?) Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up!? Us and all of our water fights with Josh, Sam, and PJ! Our dream. Watching "Street Smart" at like 3 in the mornin b/c your damn cable was out. OMG, I had so much fun(with a capitol "u") over xmas break. How was The Shining? AHHHHHH LIFE-SIZE DAVE BLANEY! All of our Chicago Bulls dances! I luv ya babe! -Jessie Schulwolf: Our Social studies class is tha best! Had fun on the continent of Mexico with the climate of perma frost. Right Robby? All of our notes to each other...quick pass it while Mrs. Barsh isn't looking. Ummm excuse me, i needa get through here!-Chris Windham: CRYSTAL BALLS! HOW'S IT HANGIN? Or how a bout CRISTOBALLA'??? U A PLAYA! I love Spanish! Yeah, I'm horny...! How do you know my ticklish spots?!? Vuck Falentines...dat wuz funny. Dunt get me anything... i don't deserve it. I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefore, i am perfect.-Meghan Corey: Hey slut! Ok Meghan you just suck, cuz if I was a double zero... Does it smell like cinnamon? STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME! Look at my peas! Look at my Peas! Vienna Sausage..mmm mmm good. GET A ROOM!! I was gonna kick Brittany's ass! Lassiter is fun at like 10:00 PM! Have you ever been there when it's that late? DIDN'T THINK SO! Mmmm, milky ways..ALL GONE! OATMEAL COOKIES SUCK BIG BALLS! "HOTATLANTA, C'MON AND RAISE UP, TAKE UR SHIRT OFF!" K-mart is just soooooo much fun!-Andrew Jean-Pierre: Black Knight was fun? Shit is a bad word! voulez-vous couche avec moi, ce soir. YOU ARE MY BITCH. Babe, call if you ever need anything! I love my BONZIbuddy! Cheerleading shorts! Imposter sucks ass by the way. Thanks for the translation! I'm glad we worked out our differences. -Ross Arney: STOP TOUCHING MY EARS! I feel molested. HAHA YOU LICKED CORYN!-Ricardo Rivera: This one's for North Carolina, C'mon and raise up...take ur shirt off, twist it around ur head like a helicopter! You're the best babe, thanx for the teddy bear. :)Nice thong! I have so much fun in Ms. Klien's class. Ok, you need to stop grabbing my boobs...seriously!-Randy Fuerstenburg: Iowa wrestling is the best. Oh, I think I am done before you! Yes, I am! You're a dickhead! Don't waste your time talking to your x-best friend or anything like that.-Kali Ulrich: I'm convinced that ur on crack. AHH! GET UR ASS OUTTA MY FACE.-Ashley Cooper: My other science amiga...ewww, he's lookin at us again! Looks like SOMEBODY is wearing a new pair of pants! COME WITH ME! I HAFTA PEE!-Lauren May: Don't worry, I won't take ur damn calculator NEmore. I can't believe how close you came to hitting my car!-Sean Catlick (I think that's how u spell it) AKA Yurtle tha Turtle: Hey! It's a Catlick shirt! Nice and tight! I'll stop calling you Yurtle, I promise. Awwwww! You looked so cute walking with your mom at Publix! LoL-Scott McCord: You like tangerine? Yeah? Then get me a tangerine one! You're an asshole and your party sucked BIG BALLS! You and your homo "Huuu" thing. -Kyle Bonham: Hey, I had fun listenin to you and Scott talk about me! REDNECK!-And to anyone else i forgot.....I'm soooooo sorry! DONT HATE ME CUZ IM BEAUTIFUL, HATE ME CUZ UR BOYFRIEND THINX I AM! :) To mi familia: I love you guys, and i know that now we're really far away but that just causes me to love you even more. I really miss all of you who are still in Chicago and in Iowa...I'm gonna come and visit you ever chance I get. 'Specially my daddy! ~~~~Never forget September 11, 2001. People have started saying that my generation is called Generation 911. Well, to all of you who are the Generation 911....be proud, this is one generation that will never be forgotten. Quotes~~"I don't think you trust, in, my self righteous suicide, I, cry, when Angels deserve to die" ~sYsTeM oF a DoWn (SoAd) "Be yourself, not your idea of what you think is someone elses idea of yourself" ~HDT "My tapeworm tells me what to do" ~SoAd Those are just SOME of the quotes I like, here's some about America: "You cannot conquer America" ~William Pitt "There can be no fifty-fifty Americanism in this country. There is room here for only one hundered percent Americanism" ~Theodore Roosevelt "There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America" ~Bill Clinton (dickhead) "A house divided against itself cannot stand" ~Abe Lincoln "Ask not what your country can do for you -ask what you can do for your country" ~JFK "United we stand, divided we fall" ~Anonymous ~~Pray for America ~~~Rich Miller and Dillon Striplin.. may you rest in peace. In case you don't know who Rich Miller and Dillon Striplin are, they were two guys that were very good friends of my sister. One, Dillon, lived across the street from me for the five years that I lived in Chicago, and the other my sister and I used to play CB tag with. Well on January 12th 2002 they got in a very severe car wreck and neither of them made it out alive. A sad story, yes, but a true one. If you guys could do me a favor... keep them and my sister in your prayers. I love you all. 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON. Gimme some feedback... my address is somewhere on this page! Or IM me on AOL or AIM.. sn: Boondock05 or Nofxcellent21. FYI email: boondock05@ikillclowns.com

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